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When will we see Jiren raping Maritan Manhunter?
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>>150159182
soon
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TROONhou will never be popular btw.
Never getting a Death Battle btw.
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Is there anyone here who's actually white?
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I won the last thread btw.
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>>150159222
I recall some of the "basic" monsters you can fight being absolutely colossal. Way larger than anything P can fight. Let me see if I can find them again.
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What would rather have?
>Godzilla vs Ultraman
>Gamera vs Ultraman
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>let's take a look at /dbg/
>Anons are seething at Touhou again for no reason
>Sonigger tried to sneak his pathetically weak verse into the argument
Kek, this is what being sub FTL does to a MF
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>>150159239
Touhoubros
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>Yugi: All your monsters have been destroyed, now put on that dress I like before I solo your verse.
>Ash:
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>>150159261
Godzilla vs Ultraman. Let Gamera play in the kiddie pool with Voltron.
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>>150159238
Touhou has a Guiness record can your favorite game say the same?
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>>150159268
CANON!
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Predict the callback to the three previous RWBY episodes in the animation
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Never let Zillatards forget their fraud lost
Keep posting OH NO HE DIDN'T GO 3-0
Keep posting ass void
Make this general unreadable for them
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>>150159290
I see. I don't think this makes him MFTL, though, even if he is speedy. At the very least, he should be faster than human perception.
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FUARK! I just ate Taco Bell and pooped so bad, I created the Touhou and Sonic verses! Pure CONCENTRATED WALL LEVEL SHIT is now jobbing to the flush of my toilet!
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>>150159330
Ruby snaps Maka's neck and then a date for Light vs Columbo falls down on-screen as Ruby leaves
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>>150159315
Kneel.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/95609-most-lines-of-dialogue-in-a-single-player-role-playing-game
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OH NO!
HE COULDN'T GO
3 - 0
LOL
LMAO
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Call in Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter to kill Sonic and Reimu because, well, it's in the name of their series.
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>>150159332
Yeah totally a well adjusted non-evil character immune to silver eyes
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Who is the strongest Souls-like protag not from From Software?
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>>150159239
I'm unfortunately blacker than darkness because I like touhou and sonic.
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>>150159238
I actually wouldn't mind Rachel Alucard vs Remilia Scarlet. But TROONWHOO in general can fuck off and die.
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>>150159355
Good
Now ass void
And we need other nemes and copypastas to go along with >>150159361
them
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>>150159352
Touhoubros...
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>>150159332
>when Simon and Kyle let you watch as Soul joins the gangbang
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>>150159239
I'm a SEAfag (unironically)
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>>150159263
Legitimately mindbroken. How did she do it?
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>>150159261
Godzilla vs Ultraman
No Ultima bullshit
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>>150159352
Todd still won btw.
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>>150159337
I agree. I don't think that's FTL. Maybe pretty high hypersonic for that specific attack, if I remember calcs for similar quickdraw judgement cut type moves right, but probably not FTL.
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>>150159337
All those red lines are individual cuts. That’s way faster than just being beyond perception.
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>>150118178
>Aha, I've got it! I'll become the Beast of the Apocalypse sent by Jesus Christ to purge humanity!
wait wait wait wait
When was this?
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>>150159303
Soul Calibur is not even popular between fighting game circles anymore, fucking Killer Instinct gets more discussion and that's also a half dead franchise
Afro samurai is only a meme and one overshadowed by Boondocks
Black characters aren't even all that rare in anime nowadays
And RWBY is literally a dead franchise, DB might be the most relevant thing that shit gets in years
Touhou is internet culture people use EoSD soundtracks on their YT shorts without even knowing it comes from Touhou, kids play "U.N. Owen Was Her?" On talent shows, the whole Danmaku Genre quite literally became synonymous with Touhou and every year you have events on Japan around the IP
To even think any of these are even on the same playground as Touhou is something I can't fathom.
Early internet culture was shaped by Touhou, what the fuck is the legacy of all those IPs?
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>>150159268
Which dress, though?
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>>150159437
... The making forgettable goyslop competition
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>>150159452
Rejected film concept, like the robo-gf movie. I think it was Showa?
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My hero is literally 0-4
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>>150159239
OHNOCHAD here.
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>>150159437
Todd wasn't involved with New Vegas wasn't he?
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>>150159459
A lot of those fights were carried by their opponents
Guts vs Nightmare was a pitch Ben shared on Facebook or twitter and got enough attention for it to happen
Hell, Soul Calibur hasn't been in the show in ages and part of why it even had two episodes was how vidya centric Screwattack was
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The Maka cuck memes are misunderstanding that panel with Blair. In context she joins in with Blair and Soul, while her mind is preoccupied with thinking of Chrona.

Wait actually that's fucking worse wtf Okubo
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>>150159490
>when all the previous Death Battle winners run a train on Soul
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>>150159239
Do eurospics count?
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>>150159494
Maka wants that they/them cock/bussy
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>>150159490
Maka reminds me of Morrigan
Fan art makes you THINK all they are is a teenage boy's heart throb but their actual source material has them be far more "zany"
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If I raped Soul, would Maka save him or tell me to continue because she likes to watch?
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Is it possible to create a truly unbeatable character?
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>Maka is crying on the side of a cliff, all alone, not even the moonlight making her company
>Then a Stranger casually sits at her side
>"What's wrong?" Despite the circumstances Maka felt a weird sense of ease around this individual
>"... It's over for me. Someone's been spreading rumors about me, saying that I'm a cuck, a degenerate... I... I don't know what to do... Even if I win my fight they might still say those things about me..."
>The stranger quietly listens, and ruminates for a couple of minutes before answering with a firm yet soothing voice
>"People used to say the same things about me... Cuckold, Bootlicker, Cucky... For a brief moment it felt like too much. But before it could get into my head I always remembered those faces, the faces of the people I love. Then I remember those words."
>The stranger smiles, losing himself in his own memories
>"I am sure you also have some of those, people you care about. If you can't believe in those who believe in you, try Believing in the You that believes in yourself..."
>After those words the stranger stood up, the dark night sky suddenly opened revealing the vast lights of the cosmos, shining and leaving Maka in awe.
>"Wait! W-who are you?"
>"Nobody, just a humble digger... I'll be rooting for you Girl, do your best."
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Remember back in Weiss's fall
Mitsuru killed your queen, standing tall
That was the night you lost your fight,
But when I looked into your eyes—
That’s when I knew we’d stay together.
Guess who’s laughing now!

I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing!
I filled you with dread and I can’t stop laughing!
Your mom is long dead and I can’t stop laughing!
What else can I do? Now I’m part of you.

I am the Meister with the Scythe.
And we’ve had a hell of a fight.
You’re part of me, I’m part of you.
And now there’s nothing left to do.
I just can’t wait till I’m in control.
Who’ll be laughing then?

I drove you round the bend and I’m laughing!
I’ll haunt you to the end and I can’t stop laughing!
Your friends I’ll outlast and I can’t stop laughing! crazed laughter Oh yeah!

Think I can taste your fear—
Now that my time is near.
I’m in your soul, I’m so alive.
I only wish you’d let me drive.
It won’t be long till I make you fall—
Who’ll be laughing then?

Penny’s gone and I’m laughing!
Pyrrha’s gone and I can’t stop laughing!
Even Ozpin’s gone and I can’t stop laughing!
What else can I do? Now I’m part of you.

I drove you round the bend and I’m laughing!
I’ll haunt you to the end and I can’t stop laughing!
Your teammates all dead and I can’t stop laughing!
I’m cock-a-doodle-do, all because of you.

I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing!
I filled you with dread and I can’t stop laughing!
Your mom is long dead and I can’t stop laughing! crazed laughter

I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing!
I filled you with dread and I can’t stop laughing!
Your mom is long dead and I can’t stop laughing!
What else can I do? Now I’m part of you.
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>They want to do a Made in Abyss episode according to DBC
>Upon an episode reveal Ben Singer, Chad James, etc are arrested by Texas' local police
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>>150159239
Kratos Scholars
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>>150159535
No king rules forever, my son.
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>>150159537
Powerful.
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>>150159535
Yeah, Simon.
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>>150159535
Son Goku.
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>>150159537
My KEKKING comforting my KEKQUEEN. Such unbeatable GODS with the KEKFORCE.
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>>150159535
Kratos
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>>150159535
No because you can't write for every single thing imaginable, even fags like Yogiri lose a lot because the author couldn't think on a bunch of different power interactions, even when he is stated to be "above dimensions" a lot of Marvel/DC layer scaling fucks him over
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>>150159450
I did say "at least". There's a huge gap between human perception and the speed of light.
>>150159449
I can see high hypersonic.
Regardless, I find judgment cuts to usually be outliers, even if they are cool.
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Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
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Has Ben ever mentioned his thoughts on Sharknado vs Sharktopus a decade after he asked Facebook if they'd be cool with it?
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>>150159535
Me
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I figured out how to defeat Kratos lads
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>>150159535
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Maka is not a cuck, I have sex with her every two days
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Kratos vs Asura but all the audio is from The Room
Someone make it
That or the other way around
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>>150159541
Give her a fellow female pedophile to fight
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>>150159620
Maka's hand...
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>>150159249
In any event, I do like Verso vs P purely from a thematic perspective. "Beings created to replace lost sons but rejected for not being perfect replacements, that then go on a journey of getting their family to accept the passing of the original while becoming their own unique individual" is pretty good. The old Astro Boy set of plot beats. Verso vs Marche from FFTA is good too, with the whole "pull family members out of escapism by force" plot. But I like Verso vs P better.
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>>150159626
Hal jordan in a wig.
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>>150159620
Chrona tying a 238,855 mile long string to two cups and having awkward phone erotica isn't sex
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>>150159582
What's stopping someone from saying their character can do whatever they want with no limits? Sure, you can't write or draw that actually happening since it would take a literal eternity. But, with something like that, you have to take the statement at face value.
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>>150159541
The Texas Senate chads SOLO Death Battle and /dbg/. SB20 scaling can't be beat.
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>>150159648
Then you lean into popularity scaling and/or nitpick examples from the series to showcase some level of fallibility.
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>>150159182
Man I miss thumbnail anon
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>>150159587
>outlier
You need to play the DLC. The woman he gets the sword from is literally moving so fast it looks like she’s teleporting, and that’s with her being half-dead from a disease. P then goes on to beat a killer robot who said woman could barely beat while in her prime.
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>>150159630
>>150159647
K, b, c
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So if Torrian, Luis, Ben, Chad, DevilArtemis, M0R0, etc were to just die all of a sudden what would be their "Ruby vs Maka"?
The fight that regardless of actual popularity, debatability, etc they'd do regardless just to honor their memory since it's what they would've wanted?
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>>150159626
Ozen is ironically pretty far down on the "female pedophile written by the Japanese" power tier
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>>150159685
Wiz vs Boomstick, as lame as that is
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>>150159607
>Being a better man is just reverting to monke
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>>150159666
Oh, I meant in general, not specifically for P. I can see P being hypersonic.
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>>150159685
Torrian is lightning vs Shulk
DA is probably something with Cell
Moro probably something shonen, I think Denji vs Yuji
Idk about the other 3
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>>150159239
I am. Broly bro
From Argentina
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Screaming out from my chastity belt…
Ruby’s afterbirth surround myself...
This cucking so kindly reminds me…
I’ll always be on the edge of relevancy…

FUCK MY SCYTHE YEAH GO CUM INSIDE
IF HE’S IN YOUR WOMB IT’S YOUR EGGS THAT HE’LL FIND
SEE RUBY’S HOLE, LET THE LUST TAKE CONTROL
IF MY PUSSY’S GROWN TOO DRY IT’S BEST I’M PREPARED TO DIE
AIIIIIEEEEEE AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE AAAAIIIEEEEE
BLAAAIIIR AND RUBYYY TWO SIDES OF THE SAME THING
MY SCYTHE NEEDS BOTH THEIR HOLES TO MAKE HIM EJAC
EVER SINCE SOUL FUCKED HER HE WAS NEVER THE SAME
HE CRAVES ASSHOLES OF THE TIGHTEST CRACK
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>>150159706
Ben is Ghidorah vs Deathwing
Chad already got Macho Man vs Kool Aid Man, don't know what other matchups he likes
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>>150159535
Droopy
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>>150159715
k, b, c
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>>150159724
He's a huge fantasy literature nerd and IIRC tries to campaign for as many fantasy themed fights as possible
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>>150159701
P is far beyond hypersonic, he can react to lightning and even redirect it back mid-combat.
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Is Soul gonna have a VA?
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>>150159780
He’ll be voiced by Johnny Sins
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>>150159787
Perfect
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>death battle is based in texas
Touhoubros... we're fuarking BANNED....
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>>150159537
LET'S MAKE IT 3
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>>150159764
Dooku vs Saruman is hopefully among them
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>>150159239
I am from a pure unbroken line of Brahmin, maiming me even better than white
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>*walks through the green door*
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What is he writing?
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>>150159724
>>150159764
Pretty sure it was Chad itt trying to shill matchups with some fantasy series featuring some alchemist/magician who carried types of metal as magical catalyzing agents. Can't remember the title.
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>>150159834
Your mom was a two-headed cow?
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>>150159853
The Alloy of Law by Sanderson?
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>>150159853
Chad is too normal for that
He has kids
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>>150159846
Dear Bruce. You know you didn't beat me, right? All you did was shut the door on me, and locks don't keep the determined out.
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>>150159846
Historical gay fanfiction
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>>150159834
>maiming
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>>150159843
I genuinely don’t get how people still think Doomsday beats him.
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>>150159846
An even more unsolvable equation
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>>150159821
>Everyone who gets the "They are Like Simon" treatment loses
Why? I can't understand the Mememagic process behind this hex...
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>>150159846
>Met god, she’s Black
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>>150159853
I can 100% see him trying to push a Mistborn match here
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>>150159846
>And then I THREW Kaiser Ghidorah into the sky and BLEW HIM UP with a big spiral ray.
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>>150159863
He was also shilling it on DBC.
>>150159860
lol idk I always stayed the fuck away from young adult book series since I was a kid.
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This 12 year old girl? Solos DBS and GoW, unironically, even with full wank
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>>150159818
>Touhoupedos can now never prove their verse is above wall level and are put on the sex offender registry
KEKAROO!!!!
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>>150159221
spbp
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CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT
BEFORE THE BATTLE’S DONE
WE’VE TRADED FISTS BEFORE
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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>>150159821
Hulk (bruce banner) literally had simon help, you clown.
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>>150159910
Holy YUMMY! Who is this SEMEN DEMON!?
Halbro, btw.
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>>150159648
You are still open to the character losing to some form of stupid dimension wank that you couldn't even prepare for because the whole thing is just made up nonsense "Powerman could do anything he wanted with no limits, but Cosmic capeshitter #33 was just as capable of doing that, plus he comes from the 257391th layer of the marvel Omniverse while Powerman's cosmology while infinite and above dimensions lacks the Complex layers to permanently kill Cosmic capeshitter #33"
There's just too many angles a character can lose it's not even worth it, and that's not mentioning that just a statement with no showcases will make the character fall for the "while he can do anything we never see him do such things so he lacks the experience for it" arguments
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Post your hero knowing actual math/science
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Age of consent laws are unconstitutional
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>Meanwhile in Thor's Bedroom...
https://x.com/BlancLauz/status/1962331108193783959?t=sIPFG987e4R4iQd85H02sA&s=19
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>>150159910
Sorry. Texans have deemed this a real child, so she isn't allowed in Death Battle. We must protect the children.
>does that mean the JOBstein List will be released?
Fanfiction that isn't real unlike this girl.
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>>150159979
>>150159953
benpedo...
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>>150159818
>>150159912
>>150159979
This is for the greater good.
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>>150159867
Ben confirmed CHADulk did kill SHARTima.
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>>150159970
Powerscaling has gotten stupid. I remember when people came to the conclusion of a character being infinite, that was it. Couldn't beat em or they tied with someone with a similar power level. Now it has devolved into kindergarten infinity+1 tier shit.
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>>150159990
Wall level fodder whose fans are getting GAPED in the Texas penalty system.
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>>150159818
Oh, I thought it was based in California for some reason.
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>>150159872
Yeah, he definitely doesn't (not that he ever did). At best it's a stalemate now for Doomsday, otherwise he gets folded in two.
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>>150159991
ZAMN, Thor knows how to pick zesty brown boys!
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New Match up just dropped
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>>150160035
Cope
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>>150160006
>Makima GAPED the Touhou verse and all VN verses with the retarded politician demon
BEAST
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Will Donald Trump live long enough to see Ash vs Yugi?
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>>150160049
Post SHITSday breaking the First Firmament chains.
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>>150160081
Time Trapper just disintegrates them with literal entropy.
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>>150160013
I swear cosmology shit is just DB's way to babble anyone they want into winning, there's no clear definition of what each thing means.
What is a layer? What is a dimension and how that makes the setting "11D, 13D" or whatever? How does this interact with the universe sizes and Multiverses? What about timelines? Why is there a multiverse when the universe is already infinite?
It feels like each episode plays a with a whole different set of rules
At least with retarded stuff like laser dodging feats you know the stupid logic, with Dimensional scaling you never know what the fuck are they talking about
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>>150160077
Anime fans are not going to do anything about this because no one ever does anything lmao. A return to serfdom soon.
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>>150160106
Post Time Jobber not jobbing to random Darkseid minions.
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>>150160101
>lust provoking image
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>>150160101
Kyle is so lucky to get TOPPA'D by his drill...
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Cubs won
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>>150160101
YUMMY YUMMIROO!
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>>150160142
Kyle...
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>>150160123
He's never jobbed to random Darkseid minions, so.
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>>150160115
Kek.
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>>150160101
I need to get gaped by his BBC! (Big Brat Cock)
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Why are all green lanterns such pedos?
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>>150160107
>>what is a layer
>anon was defeated by an onion
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>>150159888
it's funny
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>>150160165
The Green Lantern Corps is the Epstein Island of the Galaxy and the Rings are the Lolita Express of it.
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>>150160165
Being a pedo, or at least a pedo sympathizer, is a requirement to join any sort of law enforcement.
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>>150160158
>He's nerver--ACK!
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>>150160107
DB has gotten high on their own supply and thanks to how big they are, have poisoned the well. It will never be the same.

>>150160172
Why is one layer stronger than the other? Just because? What if the work directly says it isnt? What if the work never said anything about it one way or the other? What if every layer has an infinite layer of layers? What if a universe has a single layer but its infintly big, encompassing all possible layers of every universe?
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>>150160204
>story where he's trying to die to ascend even further
Are you just retarded, anon?
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>>150160165
I'm not a pedophile
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>>150160217
>anon can't into layers of infinity
Alright buddy, I'll give you a basic math lesson. There are an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2, but 2 will always be greater than 1.
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>>150160234
>cope
Nothing in that image implies he was "letting" them beat the shit out of him. It states the opposite, in fact.
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>>150160165
Pedos have strong willpower to not succumb to their heinous desires
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>>150160238
That means literally fucking nothing in a vs debate. People don't punch or use hax between numbers. Its always an absolute. Plus, if I count from 1 to 2, does that make me able to scale infinities? No, it fucking doesn't.
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This was crazy...
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Fun fact, Sinestro Corps lanterns are all “Please think about the children” puritan fear mongers, that’s why they are evil
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>>150160165
Jessica Cruz? Not a pedo
Simon Baz? Not a pedo
Kyle Raynor? Not a pedo
Abin Sur? Not a pedo
Guy Gardener? Not a pedo
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If a child can consent to a sex change, they can consent to sex. I don’t get how normies don’t understand this.
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>>150160251
>illiterate
The whole story is literally about Doomsday seeking another death to ascend himself to all powerful godhood, anon. He couldn't care less about 'jobbing'.
Post more cope.
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>>150159239
Does Irish count?
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>>150160275
Isn't one of them a serial killer who targeted children before being recruited?
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>>150160275
Like Kryb.
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>>150160267
It's literally the same principle you mongoloid. An infinite multiverse is 1.xxxxxx, while a layer above said multiverse would be 2.xxxxxx. It's really not that hard to grasp.
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>>150160291
If we're going by American Civil War scaling? No.
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>>150160279
All pedo sympathizers involved in covering up for thr pedos
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>>150159462
For me it's Black & White. Hime cuts are Hyper Effective on me.

TIERS OF EFFECTIVENESS FROM WEAKEST TO STRONGEST
Super Effective -> Ultra Effective -> Hyper Effective
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>>150160275
>Sinestro Corps are trying to stop the rampant pedophilia of the Green Lanterns
My HEROES
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>>150160288
>no you see, the comic page is wrong!
Holy fanfic cope.
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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>>150159459
>Early internet culture was shaped by Touhou
Cool, say can you tell me what year it is?
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>>150160306
So, every time I count from one number to the next, I become infinitely more powerful!? So, by that logic, when someone increases their benching weight by a pound...that means they are actually increasing their strength by an infinite amount!? CRAZY!
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Why doesn’t Superman just break into the White House and take the Epstein list to release it? Is he stupid?
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>>150160165
Does Mogo mess around with newly formed stars? Does Dkrtzy mess around with literal 10's?
>>150160279
Kyle loves pre-timeskip Simon and Guy touched minors.
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>>150160010
…’s avatar, but did nothing to his true form.
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>>150160322
>no argument
Concession accepted.
Doomsday no diffs the Green Door with an entropic wave of his hand and makes every Hulk his personal time loop slaves to do as he wishes with.
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>>150159979
>>150160286
Halbros... we are talking about drawings here.
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>>150160351
He doesn't want to rat kyle.
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>>150160370
>>no argument
I mean yeah, you haven't provided one this entire time and are just denying what's literally written on the page.
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>>150160279
M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny Wakeman

BEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THIS

I am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...

We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about me
- I'd prefer you to be active
- I'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
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>>150160373
>we are talking about drawings here
Sexy drawings
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>>150160378
Fuck, I meant hal.
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>>150160313
>thr
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>>150160351
He has to obey Super Villains if they are the ones running the country he is a Citizen of. Superman has to maintain the status-quot of corruption and crime in the USA.
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>>150160351
He's secretly friends with Lex who has ties to Jeff. Why do you think Superman has a no kill rule?
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>>150160276
>moeshit for actual registered pedophiles in the lone star state
Gentlemen...
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>>150160407
Texas? Jobbed to snow.
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who wins?
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>>150160388
>be me
>see a drawing where jenny gets fucked by a faceless figure (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8820289)
>decide to save it and fap to it
>crop the side of the image where it shows his butt and muscly rib cage
>Coom
>post nut clarity hits in
>Waitaminute.mp4
>Notice the shadowing on the faceless male figure makes his skin looks darker
>MFW i just masturbated to my wife getting blacked
TND... NOW!!!!!!
DRIVEN FROM A WORLD
THAT CANNOT COME TO PASS
LIFE UNDONE BY DEATH AND FURY
THE TAPESTRY UNFURLS
I'VE GOT TO MAKE IT LAST
JUST ONE SHOT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
Wishing on the edge of tomorrow
Wishing for a future without sorrow
But I'm here so they don't, have to take my place
I want to erase it fast
Everything was made to last
but then they TOOK IT ALL AWAY, TOOK IT ALL FROM ME
It's the future that I WANT TO ERASE!
ARGHHHHHH!!! KILL MINORITIES FOR MY WIFE JENNY WAKEMAN!!!
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>Green Lanterns are grammar nazis as well as pedos
Truly there is no act to evil for them
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>>150160394
No, you're right about Kyle. He loves underage robots and minor miners.
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>M-M-M-Muh retarded state banned loli so all lolichads l-
Post SHITxas not needing CHADmerica to save their ass from a horde of Mexicans.
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>>150160349
Wait until you find out how dimensions work next, kid. It's gonna blow your mind when you learn 3D is infinitely above 2D.
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>>150160358
Wrong.
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>>150160420
That Lightning gif of her surviving the blast that destroyed planets was real convincing, I have to say.
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>>150160440
We are in the RED WAVE and this is one of the things the BLUE can agree with them on too with unanimous party votes. All lolisissies will be jobbing in a couple months when the law spreads.
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>>150160431
nothing evil about pointing out an ESL
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>>150160388
He literally says she is 18 in this how is kyle a pedo again?
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>>150160470
Whatever you say Pedo Pedro
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>>150160441
It literally isn't because that isn't how dimensions work. Dimensions are not above or below each other in terms of power. They intersect and influence each other all the time.
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>>150160482
He posted a photo of himself sucking off pre-timeskip Simon a few threads ago.
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If you find this attractive your a pedophile btw
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>>150160508
Yup yup. Death to all pedos except those on the Epstein List. TexasCHAD btw.
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>>150160499
Yes, dumbass, that is how it works. You pit a 2D being against a 3D being and the 2D could do literally nothing. The 3D being would be like an untouchable god to them. Jesus, how dumb are you? Brown, perhaps?
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This thread is full of people who think like this
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>>150160482
>He literally days the [CHARACTER SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED AS A TEENAGER AND WHO ACTS LIKE A TEENAGER] is 18
Fuark every single pornographic image of Total Drama Island with a [this character is 18 years old] label slapped on is no longer teen porn
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>>150160508
I'm a Cutie Honey guy in terms of robot/android girls.
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>>150160524
The entire thread is making fun of people that think like this, though. I haven't seen a non satirical post that wasn't mocking Texas yet. Sandy is about to solo us all for this.
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>>150160508
Only Pedophiles of Real Children aggressively correlate lusting after cartoons with pedophilia. They are trying to deflect suspicion and accusation from themselves, and see cartoons as a "low risk" scapegoat.
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>>150160534
>He literally days
PuritanESL... You are retarded...
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>>150160518
By that logic, dimensions would constantly be destroying each other and nothing would exist. As higher ones would utterly wipe out anything below them.
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Ruby dodged Deku only for Maka to stomp her even harder
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>>150160524
Literally Freud 101, and Psych 101, it's one of the many coping mechanisms discussed in Psychology.
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>>150160555
Trips of Trvke
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>>150159626
The vampire hoe from blood+
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>>150160574
>Freud
Jobs to Jung
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I still jerk off to the thought of my high school crushes. Am I a pedo?
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>Solos Pokemon
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>>150160482
>>150160534
Deviantart last year found a way around this by just banning aged up depictions of underage characters.
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>>150160574
>Freud
That guy got laughed out of the profession before he even died.
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Classic Western HEROES like John Wayne? SOLOS the Touhouverse.
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>>150160600
>named Deviant Art
>bans deviant art
breh.
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>>150160590
>>150160603

>People shit on Freud everday

How come fucking Kleine gets a fucking pass? Her theories literally more pedoshit? Kleine's theory states that young female infants experience penis envy of their moms getting dick?
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If you actually lust after underage characters you are weird.
There's no reason to do that when there's a lot of adult characters you can beat your meat to.
Why are you so desperate to fuck fictional children?
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>>150160593
Yes you fucking fuck you should grow the fuck up, respect your fucking mommies and start banging hags
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>i hate lol-EHHHH? YOU MEAN THAT EPSTEIN ALSO LIKES THAT?!?!? YABBBA DABBA DOO. GIVE ME THE UNRIPEN AMBROSIA EMANATING THEIR CUNNIES.
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Post the best cowboy vs. loli matches you can think of.
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>>150160625
What if i was in love with them since I was a teenager and i outgrew them? It's not fair, your basically telling men to give up on their love
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>>150160569
We would be utterly powerless against a 4D being, yes.
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>>150160640
Judge Holden rapes Chara
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>>150160621
because no one is paying attention to Kleine's stuff compared to the other infamous jew
>>150160625
>There's no reason to do that when there's a lot of adult characters you can beat your meat to.
people can just do both, you know?
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>>150160626
I don’t wanna deal with Karens anymore. They tried to take anime girls out of my videogames.
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>>150160625
Cartoon teen girls are hot.
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>>150160625
It's not just about the people that lust over it. It's about the idea of protecting entirely fictional drawings and the implications and retardation of that. Also comedies like South Park and Dragon Ball being able to be deemed actual cheese pizza under these kind of laws.
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>the hero we need
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>>150160420
Doesn't Xenoblade end with Shulk ascending to godhood and recreating the universe?
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>>150160632
Hal...
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>>150160625
My waifu is eternally 19!
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>>150160643
Well its those bigoted incels problem, they shouldn't be weird fucking dorks
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>>150160640
What about a cowboy loli matchup?
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>>150160424
>>MFW i just masturbated to my wife getting BLACKED
another bleach W
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>>150160671
>Sinestro became Senator of Texas to beat the Green Lanterns and Death Battle as a whole
The actual strongest and smartest...
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Idk how anyone could be a pedo when a girl with big tits and ass is what makes the pp hard.
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>>150160625
If we weren’t meant to be attracted to children, then why do girls peak in fertility at age 13? It doesn’t make any logical sense. It’s like not being allowed to eat fruit until AFTER it starts rotting.
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>>150160655
Halbro...
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>>150160711
Jeffrey Epstein…
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>>150160711
Favourite character?
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>>150160711
Kal El....
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>>150160654
Freud is the only note worthy Austrian, and my hero.
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>>150160711
Hal... stop trying to compare your lust for real children to drawings.
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>>150160711
Israel-sponsored feminists won't like this post.
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>>150160722
Why, KINGtos of course! Just look at what Spartans did to kids back in the day
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>>150160711
Sonic...
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Say it.
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>>150160735
Ironically enough the Jennyschizo is israeli
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>>150160726
>and my hero.
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>>150160740
I love loli futa!!!
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>>150160711
Asurabro...
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>>150160711
>>>>Food analogy
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>forced Kyle pedo meme turns the thread into nothing but pedoposting
Gokubro was right
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>>150160735
>/pol/ babble
SHITler LOST.
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>>150160740
I LOVE MY TEENAGE WIFE JENNY WAKEMAN!
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>>150160711
>jew logic
Jesus was too kind on you demons.
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>>150160740
Jenny wouldn't love you chud, she would rather be with a chad who has bhc then a robot tranny jew
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>mmmm i love me loli 'p and little kids in me powerscaling discord o algo kratos spawn punisher batman are most op chaacters evar take the lllllllzzzzzzzz
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>>150160786
>Jews invented biology.
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>>150160806
Girls peaking at 13 ain't biology, jew.
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I hate XJ9 and Excel
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>>150159846
>Dear SRW
>What the fuck
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>>150160815
You will bleed
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>>150160711
Same reason why men can experience more pleasure from this but anal sex is bad for some reason.
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>Is the FOUNDATION of powerscaling arguments
Kneel
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Jenny Wakeman
Uzi Doorman
Roll
Call
Z-Chan
Sari Sumdac
Emmy the Robot
Nono
Arale
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>>150160820
>I fucking JOBBED to SULETTA the fucking airhead and SHINN the fucking airhead?!
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>>150160621
Klein morrettk said what?
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>>150160711
>>150160830
Favorite death battle NOW.
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>>150160595
I know R-type is a much stronger setting than everyone assumes, but does Gradius have any similar lore like planet level charge attacks?
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>>150160830
Anal sex causes tears in your asshole that lead to infections and the inability to control your bowel movements.
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>>150160854
Ben 10 vs Green Lantern!
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>>150160854
What else could it be but Megaman vs Astroboy!
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>>150160875
This is why we need to become robots, human biology is flawed
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Let's summarize what happened

>Currently a new character is deemed a pedo akin to how Bejita to Piccolo in /dbs/
>Transposting recently - even before the Excel dox spam shit
>Doxxing which is credited to a character fag
>Cuckposting to an extreme
>Diaper Duo
>Celebrity e-drama here
>False flagging
>More notable name fags
>Gore posting

This really is /dbs/ 2.0.
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>>150160886
>Wants to become a robot to have anal sex
Gayest thing I've heard all day
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>>150160896
No i want it so it wouldn't hurt the women
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>>150160908
The penis goes into the vagina
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>>150160893
Where's the gore?

Btw pedo's of real children report cartoons as a way of drowning out the real reports.
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>>150160848
>JESUS Yamato scales to Ultima who nearly tied TOBA Hulk without using TTGL scaling from SRW
Kneel before him now and he may take pity on your verse.
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>>150160914
Some anon posted a cop gore
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>Ultima was going to get negged by Getter Emperor in SRW Y
KEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>150160912
If that's the case move the prostate to the vagina then so they could orgasm better
Yahweh's creation is flawed
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>>150160914
Lolicons have even infested these organizations?? Fucking hell..
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>>150160930
>Literally got called out by Shinji before the Rebuilds
>Koji believed Shinji could defeat Zero

Kira would let Shinji fuck Lacus if Shinji wasn't so loyal to Mari
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>>150160943
>Getter Rays scale above a being who almost stalemated TOBA Hulk
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!
>>
I AM SO FUCKING MAD
MY WIFE IS GETTING FUCKED BUT ITS NOT ME
FUCK
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>>150160963
SHITima never fought TOBA Hulk, zillasisssy.
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>Touhoufags cry about being made fun of last thread
>spam walls of cope that they are actually super multiversal
>find out they jobbed in real life to a bunch of boomer cowboys and mexicans
>vanish from the thread in shame
Imagine being a WALLLEVELhoufag unironically. Still no Death Battle episode btw.
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Vendetta-posting is pretty lame honestly, I feel ashamed I let you bait me into it.
>>
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY
MY WIFE IS GETTING FUCKED BUT ITS NOT ME
YIPEEEE
>>
I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
SOMEONE IF FUCKING MY WIFE AND IT'S NOT ME! YIPPI!!!
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>>150160963
>Getter Rays ALWAYS choose humanity
>Hulk gets the Power of the Getter Rays

Bruce/Hulk would make a good Getter 3 Pilot. No fucking wonder Hulk won, he was chosen by the Rays
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>>150160943
I doubt their even going to use Ultima again if their really continuing with this universe.
They rushed the Singular Point plotline out like they were eager to get it over with.
But yeah the implication would be Getter Emperor is much further along in escalation than Ultima.
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>>150160977
>Bruce SHITnner needed TTGL to solve the Ultima Equation
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGMON!
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>>150160981
Rent free
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>>150160740
I LOVE MY MINOR MINER HUSBAND, CHADMON THE KINGGER! HIS COCK IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE MY LANTERN ANUS!!!!
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>>150160990
>>150160991
Native English speakers and ESL’s finally find common ground, is this the path to world peace?
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>>150161002
Get back in your cell.
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>>150160963
The fight didn't use TOBA Hulk, it was pretty much just Immortal Hulk with the Banner from the Starship Hulk storyline doing his thing consecutively.
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Post Touhou being relevant after 2010.
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I love being black btw
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>>150161028
S-SHIT!!!!!!!
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>>150160706
Men prefer debt free virgins without tattoos.
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>>150161030
Touhoupedo...
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>>150161028
Terraria has tons of Touhou references in it and came out in 2011
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I love being BLACKED btw
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>touhou out of NOWHERE
>AGAIN
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>>150161041
Sonicbro...
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>I can solo all of Gundam, you know?
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>>150161039
>Game that got overshadowed by Minecraft since day 1
zzzzzzzzz mimimimi zzzzzzzzzzz mimimimi
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>>150160933
>Dead piggers
good
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>>150161041
Kratos's wife...
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>>150161041
Jewish women…
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>>150160706
Pedophilia is rooted in the same vein as homosexuality, that's why they rape as much little boys as they do little girls.
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>>150160893
We need to rangeban all spics.
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I don't even know what you people are trying to argue about anymore
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>>150160875
Only if you do it wrong.
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I love being racist btw
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>>150161061
>game that came from 4chan
>rchan has a lot of 2hoes banners
Popularity scaling.
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>TARDria
MineCHAD is better.
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>>150161061
Terrarian GAPES Steve btw
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Ngl i kinda wish i was this little guy getting smothered like that ToT
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>>150161041
White, blue eyed, blonde women...
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>>150161041
Kratos and Thor's wives...
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>>150161080
Post 4chan not being a dead shithole that got gaped by Sharty toddlers.
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HEY!

I heard Daima is good, we should like watch it just for fun.
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>no Touhou or Terraria movie
>massively successful Minecraft movie that spawned a meme more popular than either series' entire existences
I think we know who won here.
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>Daipa out of thin air
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>>150161114
It was also the meme that killed this site
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>>150161060
Could she even beat Allenby in a 1v1
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>>150161102
Sure, I love slop. Touhoubro btw.
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>>150161114
Touhou by scaling to 4chan, who scales to minecraft?
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OPUSmon solos.
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>>150161102
It's shit and it killed the IP.
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>4SHIT scaling
Can't even beat some underage retards obsessed with wojak variants from a 4chan knockoff.
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>>150161129
It's a fun show

>>150161135
>Killed the IP

I didn't mention Superhero, though?
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>>150161122
>Chicken Jockey can GAPE reality and proved itself stronger than the entire Touhouverse by SOLOing the only place that cares about it
FUARK
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>>150161124
Maybe if she got that crazy white form thing from the fourth rebuild.
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>>150161144
>I didn't mention Superhero
...'s slave Daima.
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>>150161144
Daima came out after Superhero.
The manga also didn't die until after it adapted Superhero.
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If Ben wants more Ryona, I know just the girl for it, Maki Zenin.
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>>150161145
>George Droyd scales to Lava Chicken
>Mfw George Droyd solos SHIThou with a single fent blast
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I'm sorry. I said chicken jockey a little too loud and blew up the Touhouverse.
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>>150161124
She scales with the Rebuilds + Anima
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Hatred is all I feel
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>>150161114
Terraria is still one of the top ten selling vidya of all time. TROONWHOO is just troonshit.
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>>150161168
Steve...
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>>150161166
BEAST
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I just got the most gaped sissy of all time world record.
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>>150161158
Daima was fun, unlike Superhero which was shoe horned Gohan.

>>150161159
>Superhero was so bad that it stopped the manga dead in its tracks
>Daima came out just because it didn't want to associate with Gohan's failure, as even Gohan was excluded from Daima

Yup, Gohan is literally a failure magnet.
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>>150160865
i don't know. I haven't played any Gradius game but I heard Vic Viper is light speed
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I'm sorry. I said Chicken Jockey a little too loud and blew up the Terrariaverse which the Touhouverse scales to meaning it also got blown up.
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>>150161186
CHADnic...
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>>150161163
Umm... that girl is underage. @Texas KILL THIS MAN.
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>>150161186
Proud of you, Marco.
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>>150161186
Reimu...
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>>150161203
This little BITCH can't even beat Texas's state laws.
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>>150160865
Yes
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Do shota boys fall under Texas law?
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>>150161203
Sandy Cheeks victim.
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>>150161140
Minecraft bros...We job to russians with AIDS...
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>>150161186
Ash...
>>150161217
ALL depictions of underage characters perceived as sexual do
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ENTER the savior of the multiverse!
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Cha-cha-cha-chicken
Cha-cha-cha-Jockey
Floyd's got the jockey yeah its spicy as hell
Oooo mama floyd is ringin' the bell
Crispy and juicy now your havin' a snack
Ooo super spicy is a fentanyl blast!!!
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>>150161217
Yes.
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>>150161217
>>150161240
Hey wait a sec, is Mega Man vs Astro Boy now illegal?
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>>150161249
Dammit! My bvlls fighting got taken down...
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>>150161249
Yes. We must protect those innocent drawn robot boy children.
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My heroine sleeping peacefully at night knowing that the danmakusissies who struggled with her over control of early internet culture have completely faded into irrelevancy whilst she has became a global and cross generational sensation.
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>>150161256
... With a massive brazilian bunda!
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>>150161249
>>150161217
They can kill all the SHITli's they want, but I draw the line at messing with my cute boys!!!
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>>150161256
A global and cross generational TRANS sensation.
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>>150161256
Sonic's girlfriend is cute.
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>>150161256
>16
Mikubros... I'm not feeling so good with our chances against the LONE CHAD STATE.
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>>150156982
Teenagers who ended up having to uphold a legacy trust into them while dealing with a serious sword wielding teammate who dislikes them
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>>150161256
GAPED by Texas
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RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY LOLI POOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lHVqoiG0CUU
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>>150161271
That's Sonic's husband because she wears the pants as Sonic kneels to her so his games can be relevant.
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>>150161217
Only Politicians and CEO's can have sex with Little Boys and get away with it.
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I just want Yukari vs Gilgamesh, man
Failing that, Sun Horse
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>>150161254
I meant the episode showing a page where Atom's butt gets refueled
Ben and Chad even made a watch list joke
Also
>Starscream vs Rainbow Dash had Kiss Players shown
Is that illegal now?
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>>150161276
>>150161288
>JOBxas
Mogged by a single drawing of Brazilian Miku.
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>>150161290
...coped Goku as Texas GAPED him and his entire verse because of the penis gags about Kid Goku.
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>>150159382
Cutscene Khazan
Gameplay Hide (Nioh 2 protag)
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>Maka and Soul's apartment
>Maka
"Soul, I'm home! Sorry for being late, I'll cook up something for you real quick-"
>Ruby is sitting on Maka's living room
>Ruby
"Want a bit of chocolate? It's warm~"
>Maka looks at Ruby concerned
>Ruby
"You know... It might be cynical to say this but RWBY is more than a team, it's a Brand! And I need to work real hard to keep that image... If I'm playing second fiddle to some God damn "museur" then... What's the point? You agree... Right Soul?"
>Soul is sitting on the back of the kitchen, sleeping after eating a huge mean Ruby made for him
>Maka
"*inhales*... I'm going to Feed him your Soul."
>Ruby
"... Damn... That was a great line-"
>Maka jumps Ruby and beats the shit out of her with pure hands
*BONK*
*THUD*
*THWACK*
*WOOMP*
*ED, EDD AND EDDY SOUNDS*
>Maka
"Never fought someone your own size before? You need to turn with the punch to do damage"
>Maka punches Ruby in the nose making her bleed a lot
>Meanwhile Ruby struggles to land a single attack with her Weapon
>Maka tackles Ruby and breaks a wall with her
>Maka
"Better"
>Ruby grabs Maka by her shirt and With a canister of red dust she blows the whole building with them at the center of the explosion
>Ruby finds herself all bloody and people gather around to see her, her breathing becomes irregular and she is losing her shit
>Maka
"What's the matter? Are you going to cry?"
>Maka walks towards Ruby wearing her black blood dress, completely pristine without any hint of an injury
>Ruby
"AAAGHHHR AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU I'M GOING TO TAKE SOUL FOR MYSELF, AND KILL BLACK*STAR, AND THAT STUPID RICH KID, AND EVERY GOD-DAMN PERSON YOU KNOW!"
>Ruby unleashes her Silver eyes and shoots them directly into Maka's skull, slowly petrifying her face
>Maka
"Maka Chop"
>Ruby instantly falls dead and drops her soul
>Maka
"Remember what I promised you?"
>Maka forcefully feeds Ruby's soul to... Soul (who happens to be there) while Ruby struggles and cries for help
>Maka
"... Itadakimasu"
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>>150161308
Why would Yuka-tan fight Greg fom Final Fantasy? Is she stupid?
Just kidding, I know you mean Touhou and Fate shit.
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>>150161331
k,b,c
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>>150159459
Touhou has only recently entered consistent meme instead of totally niche/Bad Apple.
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>>150161308
Sun Horse should fight Ammy Okami
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>>150161334
FUARK!!! CANON!!!
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>>150161334
>he is actually called Texas Battle
Dragon Ball really is about to job to SB20 scaling.
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>>150161334
>SHITler
CHADku HUMILIATED him btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyn6XYW2T64
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>>150161363
>EvolutionKU KISSED Chi-Chi
>Getting Fuller's sloppy seconds

Okay, sure thing, GEEKo
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>>150161334
>Goku's bully is black
There ain't no way HA HA HA HA!!!
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>Ash's level 1 1hp Rat about to hit Yami with an endeavor QA combo
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>>150159626
Miyamoto Musashi (Fate/Samurai Remnant)
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>>150159600
Ruby is so fucked
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Notice how "popularity" for Zoomers means "making money for my corporate overlords that literally hate me".
Notice how they need to talk about popularity in the first place because Touhou Solos all their favorite verses
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>>150161375
... coped KEKler after he woke up with a concussion and a ruined car.
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>>150161379
>Well, that was odd. Celtic Guardian/Dark Magician/Dark Magician Girl/Black Luster Soldier/Egyptian god cards kill that thing.
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Ain't no way unc is obsessin over our generation bruh he gassed up over nothing frfr
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>>150161398
BLACKEDku still didn't get her first, she got marked by the BBC
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>>150161135
>>150161144
blame Iyoku
that faggot turned yugioh and dragon ball into child toy commercials
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Who should Goku (Mid) fight?
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>>150160236
Fuckin goofy ass gun
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>Man I can't wait to see my GOATs Gojo and Jin Woo after I'm done watching Superman and Invincible and finish this session of Marvel Rivals!
>Huh? Reimu? Cirno? Unc what is you waffling about nobody knows who they are
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Bruh basedllienials are seething over Gen Z bears ITT rn fr senpai
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>>150161388
TROONhou will never ever be popular.
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Reading Soul Eater for the first time, I like Maka a lot as an MC.
She's got that dawg in her
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>>150161388
...coped Reimu before the LONE CHAD STATE effortlessly erased her whole verse off the face of reality and fiction.
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>>150159606
More likely than Reimu
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>>150161431
Bruh wtf i didn't know f.am gets filtered to senpai
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>Touhou downplayer Melty
Kek
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Who the FUARK can beat THIS?
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>>150161429
>trying to sneak koslov lap pet
Got raped by HTTYD, btw.
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Otto status?
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>Touhou melty over getting outlawed by CHADxas
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>>150161454
SHIET, I'LL HANDLE DIS.
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Cowboys and Mexicans CANONICALLY in REALITY GAPE Touhou.
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>>150161459
deported or in a jail in texas
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Post anyone in 2hoes destroying an average sized star.
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>>150161457
Koswho? They didn't show up in my GOAT's movie.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSDo3cAtaSs
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>>150161478
They can't even beat THE LONE STAR.
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>meanwhile in CHADpan millions of people gather to vote for the most popular 2hus, children grow watching Yukkuri videos, and entire families make cosplay of Touhou characters
Kekxas? LOST
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>Hiding behind Spongebobhou
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>>150161454
CHADten.
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>>150161102
I like Daima, it has problems, but the choreography is really fluid and fun.
The humor falls flat at times, but moments that click really click.
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>>150161479
Post your goat (animal), making more money than jurassic park 21409894, the vengeance of the bald dinosaurs.
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>>150161479
Oh, but they are canon to the source material
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>Meanwhile in FREEFALLINGBIRTHRATESpan
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Does Ruby have ANY chance other than the Silver Eyes working on the Black Blood?
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>Meanwhile in CHADpa- W-W-W-W-W-Why are you looking at my country with bloodthirsty eyes China?!?!?! AMERICAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU I'LL LET YOU HAVE EVEN MORE INFLUENCE OVER MY POLITICS PLEASE JUST KEEP ME SAFE FROM CHINA-DONO I DON'T WANT THEM TO NANJING OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY
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unprotected SEX with Maka and Ruby
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WEAKxas? Jobbed to a little rain
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>>150161437
>We get Tai VS Red 2
>Both lose their weapons and Maka decides to just rush tackle her
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>>150161517
Her only chance was getting Blazblue scaling
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>>150161491
KEKpan has started KNEELING to their BVLL, CHADmerica, to keep their entertainment sales up. Look at how many KEKpanese writers and developers have started crying about needing to censor themselves locally for CHADmerica not to do as much of the work anymore.
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>>150161517
Cross over scaling.
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>>150161530
Jeets are invading japan as we speak
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Despite Simon beating Kyle, I actually find Kyle reciting the Green Lantern's oath the most hype part.
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>>150161190
No the manga stopped because the contract likely wasn't renewed. That's why Daima exists in the first place. Shueisha wanted a different deal and Capsule Corp (Torishima and Toriyama's son) have seemingly yet to meet an agreement.
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>>150161518
>I-I am sorry japan-sama...China told me that I was courting financial death If I dared to intervene...WELL OFF TO KOSLOV PRIVATE ISLAND, YIPEEE!
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>>150161478
Done
https://youtu.be/NS9qcy45TXU?si=3_uNLmaCjiHhOpDa
>B-but it's smal-
Doesn't matter, it's just as dense and hot as a real sun so it has the same mass.
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>>150160101
Strongest character on Death Battle
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>>150161491
Reimubros...
Marisabros...
We jobbed to a literal self induced RETARD.....
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There's a Japanese politician that is running on keeping manga and anime from being censored because lolisharts are losing the fight over there now too btw.
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>KEKxas is an AI victim
KEKAROOOO
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>>150161426
He'd be a good match for Superman.
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>>150161570
Aryan.
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Dragonfags are ruining this place and you're doing nothing about it?
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>AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE PLEASE, OPPENHEIMER-SAMA, DON'T DESTROY MY ENTIRE EMPIRE WITH YOUR RICE COOKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>150161517
OUTERVERSAL SMT RAGNABEASTING BEAST!!
QUEENBYYYYYYYYY
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Bring me Texas
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Post SHITxas beating MexiCHAD without running to BVLLmerica for help.
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>Traded Micah Parsons to Green Bay the team who RAPED and GAPED them thrice in the playoffs
>Traded LUKA DONCIC for a ADisney man of glass
Texans are fucking retarded
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California beats Texas btw
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https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/who-can-solo-the-touhou-verse-1880730/
Who won this thread?
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Tennessee is the best Southern State
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Bring me Japan. NOW!
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>>150161599
Texas
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>>150161580
This is their colony, best to accept that, pussy.
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>Trannysee
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Give me some copium. How can she pull off the upset?
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>>150161601
Japsissies...
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>>150161599
>REDDITvine
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Florida SURPASSED all the other Southern States btw
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>>150161599
>RETARDvine
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>>150161599
>solo the touhou verse
Literally just don't believe in youkai and the supernatural. Or be America and land on the moon either or
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>>150161617
Crossover scaling or them overwanking Silver Eyes and saying it kills Maka to make up for the massive stat gap
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>>150161407
QA has priority so it would move before Yami could activate the trap.
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>>150161570
It isn't it worrying that people are banning fiction...Probably done in the same movement made by a bunch of feminazis aussies that thought cuties was "brave" and "inspirational"?
>inb4. Nah, they will only ban loli+shota shit, and leave things I like alone.
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>>150161617
Unprecedented amounts of crossover scaling
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>>150161595
>>150161625
>both KNEEL to the Mouse
Pathetic
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>>150161617
BBC
oh, uh, BBCtag btw
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Savannah Georgia stomps
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>>150161600
I'm near Tennesse but I've never been. Should I visit? I heard Dollywood was fun but Nashville is overrated.
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>>150161641
>Mouse SCALES above Texas
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>>150161617
Kratos levels of wank.
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Genuine question
When exactly did these threads become so bad?
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>>150161617
Desth Battle renamed the video about her in a few hours to saying she's stronger than you think. This is possibly pre-damage control for giving her the pity win.
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RetardVine when you show them the Tiering System (their mind is melting from trying to comprehend any tier above multiversal)
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>POOhoo
Power Puff Girl victims
>>150161656
Krasura
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>>150161656
You can always leave.
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>>150161570
he has been all bark
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Can someone explain this meme to me?
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>>150161656
When fagon fag tards came here.
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>>150161638
It is worrying. I'm just shitposting to cope. I have mocked it earlier.
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>>150161656
Krasura
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>>150161660
I don't think anyone with an IQ above 70 can understand Vs SHATtles bullshit
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>>150161673
Ruby makes fun of Yang and Blake being dykes
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>>150161656
dbs migration
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>>150161656
/dbs/ shitposters. They went insane once the DBS anime ended in 2018, and spread their filth to the rest of the site.
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>>150161638
Japan got surpassed by Korea anyways
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>>150161636
counter traps have priority though. they're speed 3
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If North Carolina uses its domain expansion - research triangle standard of living, it low diffs the rest of the south.
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>>150161651
>Upscales over texas via rain powers.
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>>150161656
Imagine if Jiren stomped over Goku while preaching about basic bitch reddit morality made for attention whoring...Because of a FUCKING COOKBOOK. No shit that this general became /dbs/ electric boogalo.
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>>150161636
In that case, Yugi would use his genius intellect to figure out what the rat was doing and neuatralize odr destroy it with one of his other 3923023902 hax cards.
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There should be team fights in Death Battle MY HEROES would never lose
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>>150161666
I want him to be able to do something, but I don't know what he can do when all world powers are coming together for one of the biggest mass censorship waves of all time. Not even just loli and shota art, but the entire internet too.
>>150161692
Doesn't matter. The US and Japan are two of the biggest holdouts left for artistic freedom.
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>>150161656
I think it's pretty unanimously agreed upon that Krasura was the thing that gave these threads their death sentence
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>>150161721
>Ragna's cocksleev
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>>150161692
flattie > brown > glasses > straw hair > rosalina
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>>150161684
It's not just VSBW, there's also CSAP, OBW and PSW
Get with the times blud
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>>150161721
Velvet vs Nero seems pretty fun
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>>150161692
Karin my KWEEN…
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>>150161673
Yang and Blake announced they were a couple and Ruby was very angry at something unrelated so she dismissed their coming out
People went wild with the homephobic jokes
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>>150161738
AYIEEEEEEEEEEE NO YOUR FACTS AND LOGIC ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE
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>Mickey>texas>Marvel>hulk>basketball>looney tunes
Bugs is going to be FUCKED hard, while lola watches.
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>>150161738
>CUMSAP
>ORGASM BLADE WORKS
>PISS SUPER WARS
>>150161759
RTHnon...
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>CSAP puts superman at high outerversal
What a shit site.
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>>150161594
Hedgehogs actually do this in real life
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>>150161060
BOOM
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>>150161769
>>150161769
>>150161769
>>
>Spacebattles slaves are fighting each other for their master's amusement again
>>
It also doesn't matter if the fictional character is actually an adult btw. They say they can just look like a child by opinions to be deemed a crime. A lot of people out there already think big boobied anime girls like Uzaki-chan and the Grox AI look like children.
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>>150161765
forgot the mickey > florida > cuckyfornia powergap
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>>150159261
Ultraman vs Ultraman
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>>150161780
How would battleboarding culture would had changed if people went the SB route, instead of VSBW (mostly to say that their scrimblo scales to platon, so he is boundless)?
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>>150161772
Lies detected
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_(Canon,_Post-Crisis)/ThyFluffyDolphin
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>>150161798
FeatCHADS and consistentLORDS would be the kings of the powerscaling pyramid.
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>>150161636
>>150161693
actually nevermind that.
Counter Trap activates in response of the trainer selecting a move. It cancels the trainer's command therefore It cancels endeavor or QA
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>>150161798
It would have been more bearable, probably. But more niche. SB's style requires some level of education in STEM. VSBW and OBD doesn't even require literacy.
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>>150161798
The hobby would be a lot better off, and you wouldn’t have shit like, “MASTER ROSHI CAN DESTROY 69420 MORBILLION MULTIVERSES”
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>>150161617
>Blazblue scaling
>Silver Eyes getting wanked to maximum and headcanoning that it will be super effective on black blood
>Maybe RWBY Chibi toonforce shenanigans
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>>150161656
They were always shit. You could say they really took root here back during Ben VS Hal. Kratosura caused the shit levels to flare hard in recent times though.
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>>150161673
They pushed cat girl and blonde titty girl together for some reason even though its a shit ship. They flaunted it around for a bit in setting. Eventually Ruby hit a point where she was absolutely fed up with how fucked their situation was that she lashed out at them hooking up as well as other topics related to the gang. People then went all in on homophobic Ruby. Admittedly it was probably the best thing to come out of that season
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>>150161454
Me with my BBC
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>>150162531



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