Why in the hell did I receive a draft letter?
>>150160772Cause you're our secret weapon dumbass
>>150160772This why I always preferred Captain America.
>>150160772The Darkseid debt skit was golden, I always think about it whenever I hear about someone who won't just pay up.
>>150160772Idk anon. Go be a hero.
>>150160910Always?
Nigga I'll part ways
>>150160772Swear to god /co/ if this is how I learn we're invading Iran or Ukraine I'm going to be irate.
>>150163078We’re about to invade Venezuela
>>150163078This is what I was thinking as well.Wouldn't be the first time I was made aware of some recent major event because of a /co/ thread.
>>150160772We? What do you mean we? Nintendo Wii?
>>150160910Captain America and the Avengers is so Kino! I'm glad these games have made a comeback
>>150160772Uh, cause you drafted, mai nigga, so......
>>150163374Well, at least I'm too confused to be irate.
I feel like if I was Clark Kent and got drafted I would just walk into an open field and watch as all the enemy combats look confused as no bullets hurt me. You'd probably cause a ceasefire because you're such a weird freak, the enemy can't do anything to you.
>>150163374We'll have that shithole knocked over in a week. And since Trump's in charge this time instead of Dubya, we WILL be keeping the oil THIS time.
>>150163616What happened to no new wars?
>>150163635This wouldn’t really be a war, it’ll be kind of like what Israel did to Iran, they’ll eliminate the country’s key figures. The president in Venezuela isn’t even legitimate or popular in Venezuela anyway, he committed biblical levels of fraud in last years election in that country.
>>150163719>it’ll be kind of like what Israel did to IranYou mean bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv until Israel backed off and are building a nuke anyway
>>150163770Nah, Venezuela isn’t even in the same stratosphere as Iran in terms of power, the U.S. won’t back off like Israel did.
>>150163078Why on earth would the US invade Ukraine?
>>150163838Because rUSsia
>>150160772Because even Superman exists to die for the almighty government.
>>150163838to collect the debts they owe us in arable/mineral rich land
>>150160772Damn nigga! You don't respect door knobs?
>>150163719I actually do wonder, if a strong enough force did go in with the express purpose of just getting rid of Maduro, do you think the military would care to really fight, or would they just let him get got?I know for a fact that the general population wouldn't try and stop them.
>>150160772Because I added you to my fantasy football team. Welcome aboard!
>>150163635That was never an explicit promise.Sometimes you gotta slap a bitch.It might turn out okay: The president seems to not be ownd by weapons contractors, nor has he bought into boomer Democracy-worship. It's either avoid fighting or win fast (and raping ukraine's minerals as payment)>superman threadhttps://youtu.be/2eTz215LKKs?si=48KLKIWuhs-vW1DK
>>150165388Hard to say because the general American tactic is "bomb fucking everything".The potential invasion of Venezuela has been something that has existed for decades now because y'know, liberation and oil.And this is considering they're basically North Korea levels of suffering at this point down to the famines.If I had to guess, this boils down the fact that a lot of potential military conflicts are quickly becoming "now or never".Especially since military insurgencies and coups are almost inevitable in Venezuela and if it becomes a Myanmar tier shitshow then pretty much the entire UN is gonna wanna go nowhere near it.
> No proofOP is a lying faggot again
>>150165482>And this is considering they're basically North Korea levels of suffering at this point down to the faminesAlways funny seeing brainwashed amerilooneytroon1930 to 2025 nothing EVER happens or changes TRULY
>>150160772Wasn't that one of the sideplots in JLU where Captain Atom was drafted by the US to work on the Cadmus project and be a deterrence against superman?
>>150160772I just woke up. Did something happen?
telegram groups are not real sources you dumb retards
