Aww did someone's jimmy's get rustled?
Ayyyy Jasperanon
fantastic to be back even though it is at the cost of my resting hoursPerhaps this board is worth returning to, if only to further my agenda
>>150161708I'm glad you're back, this board has lost a lot of it's userbase over the years and could really use some of your basedry
I only recently started watching SU. I must ask though. Why does the fandom like Jasper so much?
>>150161773She has a great design and is basically just a "fuck you, violence IS the answer" character. It clashes with most of the tone of the show and it fits her because she kind of clashes with everyone, and the show doesn't actually portray her as really being in the wrong either.
>>150161773She's a pretty cool character, battle hardened unlike any other. I think the crew handled her horribly though just like they did with Peridot, they made her a fusion slut to a toxic blue cunt and made her chase the aforementioned cunt for fusion for the rest of the series. At least she seems to be free of that now after being healed from corruption.
>>150161773Because the SU fandom is gay.
>>150161946Also these seem relevanthttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149875098/#q149898020https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149875098/#q149898106
>>150161773OP hereshe is Simple Superior /ss/
>>150162053>simplythe bane of consulting a thesaurus nonstop for 5 years
>>150161559Ohhhhh yeah baby!
>>150161582Aww, they can't shapeshift some bellybuttons?
>>150162053Don't abbreviate that
>>150164464Well Peri has to poof and reform for that
>>150161559LETS. FUCKING. GO. I have waited EONS for this fuckass shit board to have a proper Jasper thread, MY TIME IS NOW!
>>150164797jaspis is probably the only ship that comes close to being as bad as lapidot for the non-blue bitch, I admit Jasper being fusion raped and turned into a slut is pretty bad but it's just not as bad as having your tape recorder broken without an apology
>>150164876>any lapis ships>being goodthis blue bitch should've been buck broken by Peridot at some point to remind her of the fact she's got it really fucking good in that barn
>>150165379Yeah she had everything she needed and she still decided to run away so that she could lose it all and get trapped in a mirror again if the Diamonds won and found her. Blue cunt is worst gem
alas Peridotanoni may have to disappoint you with the asserting that Peridot was the only CG to rebel of her own free will due to her reasoning emerging from Steven's influenceand now that we know Rose was actually Pink and Gems will follow a Diamond's orders, even subconsciously, you may have to consider the possibility Peridot was at least somewhat inspired by another Diamondironically the only one who truly rebelled from everything in the end was Ruby in breaking up Garnether and fucking Bluebird.
>>150165447Peridot had no idea Steven was PD
>>150165462TrueHowever neither did literally every other Gem in the rebellion except Pearl and she was ordered to specifically keep her mouth shut about itGem psychology is weird
>>150165481Ruby didn't mean to fuse with Sapphire and get threatened by BD, Garnet was forced into joining the CGs because she would have been "broken" otherwiseAmethyst joined the CGs because she emerged late and was found by them. She didn't make any decision to rebel in order to join the CGs. As for the other gems we don't really know their story so Peridot is still the only gem formerly affiliated with Homeworld PROVEN to rebel by her conscious decision
>>150165501>Ruby didn't mean to fuse with Sapphire and get threatened by BD, Garnet was forced into joining the CGs because she would have been "broken" otherwiseWasn't referring to thatWas referring to the moment she ditched the CGs after finding out Rose lied to them the entire time, that was her rebellingAlso Bismuth, that beautiful rainbow bastard, also thought Rose' plan was shit and was ready to take that fight to Homeworld
>>150161559More like my dick
>>150165963>Wasn't referring to thatYeah I know but it had to be said since we know how Garnet rebelled against Homeworld and it wasn't her choice
Mommy
>>150165501SEX!!
>another shitty bait thread dies every time (you) bump by postingWould post my beautiful buff cheeto puff any day of the week but that just makes it sweeter.
>>150167015Jasper needs hugs.
>>150167028Jasper needs to be dicked down mercilessly (by me) after a long and productive day of putting (my cock) down rebels (throats)
>>150167015I think you need to create new threads for that, anon
>>150167052Based.But what about skinny Jasper?
>>150167028>>150167015I want to brush Jasper's hair and then lay her in bed and ride her and run my hands along the contours of her powerful muscles, and kiss her big pouty lips over and over and cuddle her and tell her she's so pretty and kiss her all over. I wish musclegirls weren't all 'total dom' or 'total sub' and just wanted to have some slow intimate lovemaking.
>>150167066Same Gem Fusions are Gempire-ApprovedI am not at all opposed to technically-a-threesome
>>150167066If I wanted Pearl I wouldn't be here.
>comparing a Pearl to what is still, ostensibly, a Soldier GemCome on now.Captcha: HMAY0
So who here has given the whole series an actual rewatch? I'm doing so with friends who haven't seen it/do not recall it as a primer into my plans
thought we weren't doing suicide pacts anymore.
No.
Perishit thread
the only cartoon that could rightfully be called a gemerald
