Off the top of your head what's the Death Battle you think had the absolute SHITTIEST research? Feats being outright ignored or overwanked, episodes contradicting other eps, wrong verdict etc;.
>>150161769Krasura.
This is now a Toyble hate thread
>>150161769Krasura, they downplayed Kratos hard
Texas lost last thread
Goku
>Toyoloco thread
>>150161808Say that to my face BITCH
>I love you anon
Reminder superman is an extraversal BEASThttps://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_(Canon,_Post-Crisis)/ThyFluffyDolphin
we love kids here
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Texsissies…
>>150161836Fuck... The tip of my penis just started tingling...
TOYO TACO TOILET PAPER...>>150161836I'm not letting you watch me get fucked Maka...
>>150161835Hank GAPES Touhoupedos and their entire verse btw.
>Maka and Soul's apartment>Maka"Soul, I'm home! Sorry for being late, I'll cook up something for you real quick-">Ruby is sitting on Maka's living room>Ruby"Want a bit of chocolate? It's warm~">Maka looks at Ruby concerned>Ruby"You know... It might be cynical to say this but RWBY is more than a team, it's a Brand! And I need to work real hard to keep that image... If I'm playing second fiddle to some God damn "museur" then... What's the point? You agree... Right Soul?">Soul is sitting on the back of the kitchen, sleeping after eating a huge mean Ruby made for him>Maka"*inhales*... I'm going to Feed him your Soul.">Ruby"... Damn... That was a great line-">Maka jumps Ruby and beats the shit out of her with pure hands*BONK**THUD**THWACK**WOOMP**ED, EDD AND EDDY SOUNDS*>Maka"Never fought someone your own size before? You need to turn with the punch to do damage">Maka punches Ruby in the nose making her bleed a lot>Meanwhile Ruby struggles to land a single attack with her Weapon>Maka tackles Ruby and breaks a wall with her>Maka"Better">Ruby grabs Maka by her shirt and With a canister of red dust she blows the whole building with them at the center of the explosion>Ruby finds herself all bloody and people gather around to see her, her breathing becomes irregular and she is losing her shit>Maka"What's the matter? Are you going to cry?">Maka walks towards Ruby wearing her black blood dress, completely pristine without any hint of an injury>Ruby"AAAGHHHR AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU I'M GOING TO TAKE SOUL FOR MYSELF, AND KILL BLACK*STAR, AND THAT STUPID RICH KID, AND EVERY GOD-DAMN PERSON YOU KNOW!">Ruby unleashes her Silver eyes and shoots them directly into Maka's skull, slowly petrifying her face>Maka"Maka Chop">Ruby instantly falls dead and drops her soul>Maka"Remember what I promised you?">Maka forcefully feeds Ruby's soul to... Soul (who happens to be there) while Ruby struggles and cries for help>Maka"... Itadakimasu"
>I can SOLO all of Gundam, you know?
OH NO!HE COULDN'T GO3 - 0LOLLMAO
I prefer Maka x Crona, to be honest
>>150161836No, Maka. I will not be your BVLL and drain my balls in Soul.
>>150161884I prefer Crona x Medusa
>Low 2-C | At least Low 2-C, likely far higher | At least Low 2-C | 1-A via Hax | High 1-A | Up to 1-S
Bring me the jerk who calls himself The Tick
>>150161866why didn't she force Soul to fuck Ruby's corpse first
>>150161899He's pretty strong.
>PLAPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPLAPPLAPLAP *Crona moans loudly*Oh didn't realize you were watching Maka
This place is gonna lose it when Hazbin Hotela and Helluva Boss characters are on Death Battle.
>>150161769Ben vs Hal
>>150161908You're getting someone else, brother
>>150161931Who?
>>150161920Panty and Stocking victims
>>150161841>Outerversal Kratos
>>150161918You couldn't hear Maka's loud jilling?
>>150161918PRETEND I'M NOT HERE, THAT MAKES IT BETTER! YAAAATTTTAAAAAAA!!!
>>150161769>no omnipotus scaling>no spawn scaling>no supreme scaling>lowballed smart atoms>lowballed sun disk>lowballed viltrum bust
>>150161911Uhhh... Superbros?https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(Canon,_Game_Character)/LimitlessEmerald
>>150161931What matchups does he even have?
>>150161865>Hank GAPES Touhoupedos and their entire verse btw.
>>150161931Does he win this one
>>150161937Panty and Stocking are full Ryuko and Satsuki though.
1-S stands for 1 Sonic victim
>>150161925Been there, done that
>>150161959This is why despite how awful it is, vshittles is still the best.
>>150161836My heart skips a beat every time I see these posts
>>150161963It's okay. Hank can get away with it because he has power as assistant manager at Strickland Propane.
>>150161948>no World Forger
>>150161937>Panty and StockingAre for Aziraphale and Crowley
>>1501619801-S stands for 1 Street which anybody whose on it, loses to Deku the Street Slasher!
Someone said they left togetherI ran out the door to get himhe was holding hands with BlairNot the greatest feeling everSaid, "Pull yourself togetherYou should try your luck with Crona"Then I heard they slept togetherOh, the less I know the betterThe less I know the better
>>150161920>We won't make panty and stocking fight (I.E. Stomp) Hazbin hotel, because that would be disrespectful, we will have that cookie, and Bejita rape the gay sissy owl thoughAnother Korra situation would be fun.
>>150161991Fuck SpaceBattles and Fuck VSBWAcademic rigidity is elitist cancer
>>150161877Theres no way she beats God Gundam.
>>150161980>Goku out of fucking NOWHERE
BlackStar should fight Killer Bee (Naruto)
>>150162013So sonic one shots superman and goku?
Who's for Cookies?
>150161996Lone Star State gentlemen... make it slow and painful for this pedo.
>>150162023Kratos GAPES both of those sissies
>>150161980Bowserbros is this true??
>>150162023There are no facts to this, its fiction, it could go either way
>>150162032Kwab
>>150162032More cookies
>>150162009AND SHE'S TOUCHING HIS FACE NOWHE TAKES OFF HER DRESS NOWLET ME GOAND I JUST CAN'T LOOK, IT'S KILLING MEBUT TAKING CONTROL
What could be worse than one autistic general colonizing this place?
>>150162009FUARK! Our KEKQUEEN can sing.
>>150162058>That one guy on reddit who shilled for the bakery being gorillionversalWe need SBscholars to fraud check him... Now!
>>150161959CSP literal whole gimmick is that EVERYONE Can make his own profile of anything, god, are you retarded? Of course there would be no moderation, it would defeat the entire point of the website. I can go right now, and make a profile that makes sonic be as strong as a baby, and barely subsonic (in his super form), and it would be as valid as suggsnic.
>>150162063TWO autistic generals coollonizing this place.
>>150162063Two autistic generals colonizing this place!
>>150162072The bakery makes references to the xeelee, that would make SB simp for them.
>>150160848Post the chapter that this happen.
Kratosbros… our KING…Has a Beyond Outerversal+ durability anus!
>>150162063Two autistic generals colonizing this place. /sthg/ is arguably worse than /dbs/ was and has gotten /trash/'d a few times before as well. When it finally gets nuked, the Sonicfags will be insufferable.
>>150160456>t-this is factNigga, this doesn't prove shit. All it does is show how much he is a fanboy for Hulk, well, Banner more like it.
>>150162110/sthg/ care about eastvs west shit, tranny posting, and shipping than death battle. They didn't care about Archie Sonic vs Wally or Heroes Trunks vs Archie Silver.
Maka doesn't know that Soul and meDo it in the janitor's closet every Mondayhe tells her he's in school but he doesn't goStill on my knees and Maka doesn't knowOh, Maka doesn't knowSo don't tell MakaMaka doesn't knowMaka doesn't know(So don't tell Maka)
PEANUT-SAMA SOLOS
>>150162164Who is Vegeta? You mean Bejita?
>>150161948>Didn't give Bardock Super Saiyan 2-4Death Battle is cooked.
>>150162156Fire!
>>150161948>no Supes and Hulk scaling
>>150162096POST THE FUCKING CHAPTER!!!
>>150161948Intelligence gathering: On the Viltrumite-conquered Earth, Omni-Man employed Damian Dark Blood to find a way to kill Spawn, who was a major threat to Viltrumite rule. Dark Blood revealed Spawn's weaknesses: vulnerability to holy artifacts and a dependence on necroplasmic energy, which, if depleted, would make him mortal.Energy depletion: Viltrumite Mark and Omni-Man strategically manipulated events to force Spawn into expending his necroplasmic energy. They first engaged him in a protracted, brutal battle to drain his resources.The holy ground trap: The Viltrumites cornered a weakened Spawn in a cathedral. The consecrated metal embedded in the structure further limited Spawn's powers, rendering him more vulnerable.The kill shot: With Spawn weakened and trapped, Viltrumite Mark used an enchanted holy sword to decapitate him. This severed his head and prevented regeneration.
>>150161948>Supreme fought Marvel Gladiator in a canon crossover>Gladiator fought Marvel Thor evenly>Nolan has Marvel Thor scalingOH NOHE’S GONNA GO3-0!
>>150161769Toph vs Gaara
>>150162240>Relying on crossover scaling when it FAILED GodzillaYOUR VILTRUMITE ASS WILL BECOME SUPERCHAD’S FERTILIZER
>>150161769Most of them are pretty poorly researched. Even when they get an outcome right they usually fuck it up with the most brain dead reasoning possible
My money's on Slivers since they get all their creatures
Maka but instead of Soul it's Denji as her weapon
Be honest, since this is a Kratos general, what was your first thoughts on the Kratos in the first Norse game?
>>150161769Kratosura. Hard to beat pic
Kingtos is the coolest
>>150162290Cuck.
Kingtos is the best
>>150162272Dude what? They didn't used any crossover scaling for Godzilla. Everything was Ultima entirely.
Kingtos is the sexiest
>>150162290I like the edgefest of the Greek saga. Norse seems to slow but I admittedly haven't tried it
>>150161836My half-brother said Maka looks like a boy with pigtails
>>150162311… if you ignore them acknowledging Godzilla’s crossovers with Marvel only to have him lose regardless.
Kingtos is the strongest
>>150162290I was fine with him. Yeah people harp on about Greek Kratos being better, but he *was* kind of an edgefag in the original trilogy. Tthough Greek Kratos in some of the other games could be cool though like in Ascension
>>150162107>DanteWhy is he here?
Any good MUs for Sukuna?
>>150162316This confirms that Ruby is the better wife material
>>150162360King Piccolo is his most popular and will probably be the next Dragon Ball fight since JJK does well
>>150162323The majority of the fight was mainly them using a Ultima as this end all and didn't using anything else. Because let's be honest here, if they did use crossevers, I should be seeing way more references and moves from other series in the fight itself. Even at the results, they talk about nothing but Ultima. Where's my Snow Godzilla sending Hulk back in time? Where's my EVA-01 Godzilla hybrid?
>>150162344Kratos' best moments in the Greek saga were in Ascension, GoW1, GoW: Chains of Olympus, and GoW: Ghost of Sparta.It's when GoW2 and GoW3 he started becoming more of a murderous force of nature - which looking at what happened prior to GoW 2 did mindbroke him to the point of going all murder. But he did give Hercules and Hephaestus dialogue
>Not even a month and people are trying to make shit up about Godzilla vs Hulk
>>150162367Is there any way where that's not a stomp for Piccolo?
>>150162332The high outerversal Sun that TRAPPED and BETRAYED Batkek will send them all into fornite, in less that 0.00001 battoseconds.
>>150162360
>>150162367>JJK goes 1-2Gojobros we better DUCK all our other opponents…
>movement speed>reaction speed>attack speedany other SPEEDS i should know about? hmmm??
>>150162398Cut off King Piccolo's arm's and legs, give him the heart virus, blindfold him, and dont let him use kim should be even enough for a 90 second fight.
>>150162323They literally dismissed all of them as non-canon/elseworlds (even though they shouldn't have)
>>150162423Thinking speed? Like people who can perform super fast calculations in their head all the time.
>>150162407>Another win for NarutoHow does he keep doing it?
>>150162367No? Way more people want Muzan for Sukuna. >>150162423Lightning McQueen, who IS speed.>>150162446Metagross CHADS
Here's how Ruby can still win
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150162032I don't want to be mean, but why should I care about gatcha game characters that have maybe about two paragraphs of information aside from all the game stats?
Could Gon-san beat Yuji and Sukuna?
>they're trying to fight slowjutsu kaisen nowSMURFgon Ball...
>>150162423Burst speed? Don't know how else you would define stuff like DBZ where ki blasts can travel to the moon in an instant but the concept of Instant Transmission is considered surprising
>>150162375Ascension is pretty ass though.
>>150162479>Poking holes in Soul's condoms so Maka can watch Soul impregnate Ruby YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150162508DBkek hereWe are AFRAID of superior CapeGODSWe know our verse is FODDER
>>150161769huh?
>>150162360I like Naraku from Inuyasha
>>150162534Makes sense to me.
>>150162367I see some people genuinely arguing Sukuna takes it.Don’t know how, probably hax or something.
>>150162437What's crazy is that they said that Superman and Thor were weaker during their encounter despite the fact that Godzilla vs Thor was with All Father Thor and Godzilla actually had to get the boost from the Necrosword. That's how full of shit they are.
>>150161877
>>150162537Put in Muzan for an epic free for all.
>>150162508King Piccolo isn't even the strongest guy in Dragon Ball. Mr. Popo, Kami, 24th Goku, Majunior/Piccolo Jr, and maybe 24th Tien are all stronger.
I don't want to thinkNor do I wanna knowThe reality of what I'm being toldDon't wanna waste your timeI know my wrongs aren't rightCan you just be mine?You know you got me likeSo emotionalYou know I'm not able to control my love for youSo emotionalYou know I'm not able to control my love for you
Anons please...Stop cuckposting about Maka..You are making the twink in the moon sad...
>Weapon Meister (Scythe): Wields Soul with elite scythe technique.>Soul Resonance: Power-up forms/techniques with Soul.>Witch Hunter Demon Hunter Genie Hunter: Successively stronger edge/channeling forms.>Soul Perception: Reads souls (wavelength, intent, alignment); can focus and broaden range with practice.>Anti-Demon Wavelength: Her soul’s “clean” wavelength disrupts madness/corruption and steadies allies.>Wavelength Strikes: Channels her own wavelength offensively for close-in shocks/impacts.>Black Blood Suite (serious tone): Grants elastic survivability, offense boosts, and madness risk.>Dark Toonforce Durability: Squash-and-stretch survivability—she tanks blows that should be lethal.>Dark Toonforce Offense: Black Blood amplifies her strikes with exaggerated impact. She ragdolls Crona with slapstick-style smacks that break normal strength scaling, bends attack angles beyond physics, shrugs pain to pressure fight, and psychologically dominates foes with the unnatural force of her blows.>Morphic Defense/Offense: Temporary hardening or reshaping around weapon/body path for “impossible” parries.>Berserk Amplification: Pain dampening and burst strength when Black Blood surges.>Madness Hazard & Control Loop: Black Blood brings intrusive madness; Maka stabilizes through synchronizing with Soul’s “piano” to harness it.>Gag-Side Toonforce: Maka Chop and other comedic smackdowns; separate from serious Black Blood toonforce.>Genderbent Maka: Brief gender-swap >Courage/Willpower Amp: Her resolve functions like a stat buff, resisting madness and letting her exceed limits.I don't feel so good Rubysisters...
>>150162542Daimao doesn't have super regeneration on the level of late Z Piccolo so the slashes can kill himBut a ki beam should be enough to vaporize SukunaI guess it depends on speed and who uses a one-shot technique first
The shitposting for Maka Rose has run its course.
>>150162575>Genie hunter formIs this for real? Because my last fucking cope was that Ruby would make use of the timestopping Djinn who answers questions to clutch the win
>>150161920Murder Drones victims
>>150162575Who the hell is pushing this "Dark Toon Force" shit? Toon Force alone is already bad enough.
>>150162589I think we have 13(THIRTEEN) days before the episode airs fellow scholar
Post the ultimate /dbg/ tier list
>>150162599Dark toon force is shit like bugs bunny, but he is goring daffy with shit. Kinda like the mask (comic version).
>>150161920MORO already did it. IMP got mogged by the Murder Drones gang to the surprise of nobody
>>150162599Dark Toon Force and Normal Toon Force is the difference between Mako Mankanshoku comedically snatching your bullets out of the air and being unharmed by them(Normal Toon Force), and Judge Doom dropping an anvil on you and killing you via blunt force trauma(Dark Toon Force).
>>150162593This reminds me that he did get in a cage match pretty recently. I guess the first part of research would be seeing how well he did in an actual fight.
>>150162589Too late she surpassed Moon as the resident kekqueen of the halls
>Jujutsu "Mach 3" KaisenWhat's next? Are we going have subsonic Frieren fight dragon ball characters
>>150162610No shut up. I am not going to seriously consider this.
>Maka has conceptual shit (maybe platonic), TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF TOON FORCE, AND FUCKING PASSIVE MADNESSKek, this is going to be a worse stomp than Deku vs miles.
>>150162622Maka is such a strong KEKQUEEN. An OUTERVERSAL KEKQUEEN even.
>>150161965Leaning towards no. Homestuck trolls are actually pretty strong and they were dealing with some bullshit in their own session. Also if you bring time skip wonderland Jaune into it then you'd have to bring i Big Boss Karkat
>>150162596>Angel Dust vs N>Michael Kovach has voiced both of themHmm.
>>150162630Dark Toon Force has been around since the very idea of juxtaposing cute things with danger and horror became a thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXuSBB4ceo
>>150162360Kaido but Sukuna gets stomped
>>150162629Dragonkeks need those pity wins since they cam't compete against capeGODS
fuark. My dick hurts from jacking it to loli hentai. I need my next death battle ASAP!
>>150162630Yes you will, this 5 confirms it.
>>150162526Jokes on Ruby. Maka's into that.
>>150162655Doesn't World Slash duraneg him or does Kaido just speedblitz Slowjutsu Kaisen
>Lolicons lostHal isn't out of the fight yet.
>>150162640>The moment her MU was announced the halls flourished and a thread even reached 1k posts at one pointShe's a kek but OUR kek
>>150162645Would be amusing. Especially since N would probably just ignore the attacks considering the DDs could nonchalantly tank machine gun fire from an attack helicopter
>>150162593Idk
>>150162650It doesn't matter if it is a thing, it is just stupid that we are so addicted to categorizing things that you need to differentiate between forms of Toon Force. Toon Force was originally one of those things we used to basically say, "Fine you win, there's no point in arguing this."
>>150162662Any matchups you'd like?
>>150162593what stops the 3 Eddie Halls from pinning down the gorilla and eating him alive?
Only Ruby Rose can save us from the troonforce
>>150162673Hank Hill with TX SB20 scaling victim.
Speaking of Hazbin Hotel...
>>150162671Kaido has future sight observation haki and is also way faster yeah. You could make the case that if he's drunk he'd underestimate Sukuna and intentionally try to face tank the World Cutting Slash but besides that he just clubs him to death.
>>150162690>Toon Force? More like FARTS from my ASSSS Force!
>>150162479>Ruby impregnating herself with Maka's kids so Maka is forced to pay child supportPlaying the long game I see.
>>150162703But not the KEKforce Maka can harness. Ruby is dead.
>>150162709I wonder if Conq Haki could go through Infinity...? Gojo vs uhh Rayleigh or Shanks...?
>>150162700Gorilla bites hard and weights 100 pounds more while being able to use it's strength more practically. 3 Eddie Halls lose the second Gorilla gets serious from intimidation alone.
Maka is crying on the side of a cliff, all alone, not even the moonlight making her company>Then a Stranger casually sits at her side>"What's wrong?" Despite the circumstances Maka felt a weird sense of ease around this individual>"... It's over for me. Someone's been spreading rumors about me, saying that I'm a cuck, a degenerate... I... I don't know what to do... Even if I win my fight they might still say those things about me...">The stranger quietly listens, and ruminates for a couple of minutes before answering with a firm yet soothing voice>"People used to say the same things about me... Cuckold, Bootlicker, Cucky... For a brief moment it felt like too much. But before it could get into my head I always remembered those faces, the faces of the people I love. Then I remember those words.">The stranger smiles, losing himself in his own memories>"I am sure you also have some of those, people you care about. If you can't believe in those who believe in you, try Believing in the You that believes in yourself...">After those words the stranger stood up, the dark night sky suddenly opened revealing the vast lights of the cosmos, shining and leaving Maka in awe.>"Wait! W-who are you?">"Nobody, just a humble digger... I'll be rooting for you Girl, do your best."
Pedoforce > Kekforce
>>150162662You will DIE to the LONE CHAD STATE.
>>150162744I feel like you're doing these deliberately to curse the recipient of it
>>150162706Adam and Lute are for getting mogged by the Zoomer Angels
>>150162703Honestly I am hoping for a darkhorse victory for Ruby. I am not really invested in the match up, but I typically angle against whichever camp is more annoying in the waiting period.
>>150162744My KEKKING looking out for my KEKQUEEN!
>>150162621https://youtube.com/shorts/h7lv-r_3Mms?si=-CZFtltkSsnfARStEddie confirms 2 could dominate a Silverback. 3 is overkill.
>>150162706Knowing vivzie, she will probably want to maker his adam fuck the other adam
>>150162662High NoonOutside the Saloon
>>150162762I'll only accept this if Adam dies first, and it has a scene of Lute going completely schizo talking to an Adam tulpa like the leaks showed.
>>150162766The important thing is that you found a way to feel superior to both sides without risking any embarrassment from being wrong
>>150162735Pretty common One Piece MU for Gojo is Law since there's arguements for and against Room bypassing Infinity. Conq haki users might be interesting in that regard too though since if it does Gojo is probably getting knocked out by it.
I voted against banning loli...
>>150162662Dame you really posting shit like that from the same house your mama sleeps in? Thats just not right.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Apex_Predator_GX/Godzilla_(Super_Robot_Wars)
>>150162808Roman Polanski, I...
>>150162809>this is the face of a man that can solo all lolicons and shotaconsBEAST!
>>150162816They didnt use crossovers for Godzilla because they didnt want Hulk to be in the 0-3 club. Move on already.
>>150162808Hal...Kyle...
Fight starts with Crona and Maka on a date, and Ruby shows up and calls them faggot cuckolds. How does plebbit react?
>"Um, I'm having sex with EVERYONE in this thread!"
>>150162706Could be fun
>>150162792Honestly the entire match up is a lose lose for everyone. If Maka wins then she loses because the difference in stats would make Omnilander look fair.If Maka loses then she loses because she lost to Ruby.Ruby doesn't fair much better because she's going to be seen as either only winning to honor Monty or losing harder than Dan Hibiki.
>>150162841>Go on.
>>150162738The gorilla is more likely to be intimidated by 3 large people. Eddie Hall clones have too big of a number advantage which leads to a bravery advantage. Maybe one Eddie Hall gets killed but if they're serious they can tear that gorilla's throat out with their teeth FAST.
>>150162816>>150162829Hulkbros... it's true... he's a lower tierhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hulk_(Marvel_Comics)
>>150162843It isn't fun seeing someone being seal clubbing, to death, no matter how much you hate that series.
>>150162861At least Adam vs Scanty/Panty is closer.
>I'm going to rape Stolas' daughter!
>>150162884
>>150162738>use it's strength more practicallyNot at all. Gorillas can fight amongst themselves but they're no brown bears. They're frantic and over exert themselves then tire out quickly. Not to mention that even if the gorilla gets one of the Eddies pinned, it would over focus on just pummeling him without doing anything immediately lethal giving the other two full lee way to hit in the eyes/groin etc
>>150162884>TeenagerToo old for you Hal, if she was a robot though she’d be right up Kyle’s alley.
ENTER!
>>150162903It wouldnt pin it would rip and tear the Eddie's apart casually.
>>150162861Homelander vs Omniman's outlier-tier viewcount suggests you're probably not the majority opinion on that
Who should Dexter and Lyle from Sanity not Included face? Remember that show?
>>150162738Gorillas are cowards.
The gods of /dbg/ have abandoned me...now there is no hope....
>>150162920
>>150162938Outlier suggest that it should be tossed out.
>>150162936You'd have to be controlling the gorilla's actions or assume it has the knowledge to do that. Gorillas almost exclusively fight by swinging wild punches and throwing their weight around with occassional bites.
>>150162953This one is blood lusted and hates Eddie Halls.
>>150162938Most people who wanted to see Homelander die where people that liked both series though? They just want to see him get his ass kicked because he's a psycho who gets away with almost everything.
>I-I am sorry Gorilla-Sama...I just tried to give you a hand shake, but I accidentally cut your cephalic vein...>Boomstick: I guess the thinly veiled gorilla couldn't BEAR it
>>150162829>>150162856I wasn't trying to start anything. Just wanted to post a cool version of Godzilla. On the other note, I'm learning that Devil Hulk is very similar to a vampire/werewolf seeing how sunlight turns him back into Banner and is at full power at night. Holy object repelled him as well.
>>150162709KEKdo would obviously try and facetank the world slash like an idiot even if he's not drunk
>>150161769...doesn't Godzilla eat radiation? Wouldn't Hulk just be like an infinite buffet to him?
>>150162957OH NO!!!! Falcomainbros... we've been exposed...
>>150162981>Bites onto Grizzly Bear's throat until it diesDead, I am the oneExterminating sonSlipping through the treesStrangling the breeze
>Honey FRAUD babble
>>150163021Thats a wolverine, chief.
Part 2 Joseph Joestar vs Lelouch using a Pre Recorded Tape. Who would win?
>>150162981>>150163008>>150163021All of these?Jobs to Orcas
The searing heat warped the air above the pristine grill. Propane hissed a steady rhythm, a counterpoint to the whimpers escaping the small, blue-haired figure pinned to the grates. Her skin, once a vibrant cerulean, blistered and blackened, the scent of burning sugar and something vaguely metallic filling the air. “That’s a clean-burning flame, I tell you hwat,” Hank Hill declared, adjusting his spatula, a glint of satisfaction in his eyes as he watched Cirno writhe. “Ninety-nine-nine degrees, just how I like my steaks. And my… *Cirno*.” Reimu Hakurei, her hakama torn, her gohei splintered, clawed at the dust. Her shrine maiden robes, once pristine white and red, now bore the grime of a thousand defeated battles. She stumbled forward, her voice raw, a desperate plea. “Please! No more! We surrender! Haven’t you done enough to our street level verse?” Sandy Cheeks, a formidable figure in her diving suit, her fur bristling with an unnatural glow, lowered her gaze to the kneeling shrine maiden. A massive, pulsating erection, thick and veined, jutted from her bikini bottom, a grotesque monument to power. It twitched, a slow, deliberate throb. “Mercy?” Sandy’s voice, usually a cheerful twang, deepened into a guttural rumble. “There ain’t no mercy for pedobait. This here’s Texas, sugar, and we got laws against that kinda thing. SB20, to be precise.” Reimu flinched, her eyes widening as the monstrous appendage swelled further, its head a gaping maw. A low hum vibrated through the ground, growing in intensity. “No! What are you doing?!” Reimu shrieked, scrambling backward, but the futa cock lunged, a monstrous vacuum.
>>150163032Lelouch ends up in the sun. Idk how but it happens.
>>150163045“AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!” The collective scream of an entire universe, a cacophony of terror and despair, echoed as the gaping orifice sucked them in. Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, Youmu, Yuyuko, all of them, every last inhabitant of Gensokyo, were pulled into the pulsating void, their forms distorting, shrinking, disappearing into the fleshy abyss with a wet, slurping sound. The air shlicked, compressed, then released with a final, wet *pop*. The universe was gone. Hank flipped the charred remains of Cirno onto a plate. “Cooked just right. Medium-rare on the inside, crispy on the outside. A delicacy, I tell you hwat.” He offered a piece to Sandy. Sandy’s futa cock deflated with a soft sigh, shrinking back to a more manageable, though still impressive, size. She bit into the Cirno steak, juice dribbling down her chin. “Mmm-hmm. Hits the spot after a hard day’s work. Nothing beats a good Texas-style universe cleansing.” “Well, that’s another one down,” Hank declared, wiping his mouth. “Next stop, the Green Lantern Corps. Heard they got some folks over there who could use a taste of that Texas justice.” They turned, heading for the horizon, the setting sun casting long, triumphant shadows. Behind a bush, Kyle Rayner’s eyes, usually alight with emerald energy, were wide, fixed on the retreating figure of Sandy. A slow, dreamy smile spread across his face, his gaze tracing the outline of her now-flaccid but still impressive cock. “Man… futa cocks… so yummy.” Next to him, Yoko Littner, her rifle clutched tight, trembled. Her vibrant red hair seemed to lose its luster. “Oh no… oh no no no… Texas SB20 scaling… I’m next! I’m absolutely next!” She threw her rifle down, turned, and sprinted into the fading light, a desperate, terrified blur.
>inferior animal babbleENTER
>>150163037In a 1v1 a sperm whale kills an orca.
Rei is a true goddess
Would T Rex vs Spinosaurus (real life fossil evidence only) be a kino death battle? It's got the legacy and debate for it to be hype.
Bears have Kratos scaling. That should tell you everything.
>>150163074What do Hippos and Goku have in common?
>>150163074>Most useless fucking animal in all of AfricaHuh?
>>150163037>>150163076If you job to oxygen you are sub average human level
>>150163102>Jobbing to oxygen>WhalesAnon....
>>150163102anon....
>>150163099>Literal Galaxy level BEASTS vs a common animal
>>150163094Spinosaurus has shapeshifting powers because it could've looked like fucking anything and they won't decide
>canonically can become a futa with a horse cock
>>150163099CHADlephant-sama please have mercy...
>>150163099This is actuslly the funniest shit ever.
>>150163076>Sperm JOBwhales has to go down to fight some sissy squids rather than face Orcas
>>150163099Kratos (ellie) v Azathoth (hippo) be like
>>150163108>>150163109Post a sperm whale living on land in Texas right this instant
>>150163133>Orcas have to gang up on Sperm Whales like hood rats instead of being noble 1v1 chads like whites and Moby Dick.
>>150163123What do we do with Etna, LONE CHAD STATEbros?
>>150163123>canonically can become [banned in CHADxas]Done.
>>150163144That's not oxygen, that's gravity+air pressure.
ENTER
>>150163123Speaking of girl who have had a penis before. Thanks, Merlin!
>>150163179Bring him....EVERYONE
>>150163179WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
>>150163179I... cannot swim.
>>150163144CRACKA-BOOOM
>>150163179EREN!!!!!
>>150163145>Moby DickYou mean the gang of literal faggots?
I hate Biff Weed.
>>150163200Whale-sama I genuflect.
>>150163144
>>150163203Moby Dick is the whale
We can all agree that Pitbulls deserve nothing but utmost hatred, right?
>>150163224Dame he's THRIVING.
>>150163234Reddit opinion.
>>150163225I meant the gang trying to hunt moby, dummy.
>>150163242No one brought up Ahab, though.
Maka makes way more sense as an opponent for Ryuko than Crona, Crona should fight Satsuki.
>>150163234...and stray/outside cats... really any animal thats not supposed to be there being there without some kind of Human keeping the creature on a leash of some kind. Cat bros are faggots who can't even leash train a basic ass cat.
>Driving Batmobile with Superman>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick>we both laugh and i unzip his pants>park the car while fondling his balls>start sucking his dick in an empty parking lot>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard>Superman is also laughing his ass off>He starts making train noises while yelling "BATJOB BATBAJOB! CHOO CHOO!">he cums and i swallow it like some stupid faggot>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughingGotta love praying pranks on my friends.
>>150163179Why did he do it?
>>150162593Humans kill gorillas for sport and meatThe Eddies win
>>150163268Humans need spears and guns to do that. Because barehanded they know they're dead
Bruce vs Moby Dick WHEN?!
>>150163268Jobmans need to use weapons like a coward
>>150163280>Using the evolutionary traits we've gained is bad
>>150161769Broly and beast are equal?
>>150163283>Bruce TANKED an explosion after the first movieThat feat alone STOMPS Moby Cuck
>>150163283Them jaws cant handle all THIS DICK!
>>150163293According to Toyotaro Goku, Bejita, Gohan, Broly and Piccolo are all around the same level
>>150163254Satsuki is for Kaiba.
Why is Texas so BOUNDLESSLY strong? /dbs/ fell to moe, but Texas is beating it.
we must be better men
>>150163329Tomar...
>>150163304post Bruce killing a metaphor
>>150163328Post Texas' feats during the American Civil War, NOW. And compare it to other CSA States.
>>150163329BASED!>*snaps your neck*
>>150163328>Why is Texas so BOUND-AIIIEEEEEEEE NO WEATHER-SAN NOT THE BLIZZARD!!!!!!
>>150163342>>150163346>>150163368... cried the moepedos before being GAPED in the prison showers for watching PEDO Ball.
>>150163333Tomarbros...
>>150163383>South PEDO will be banned by the LONE CHAD STATE for all the gay sex between FAGman and UPTHEBUTTersSeth won again.
>>150163381
>>150163397... has won.
I can't believe I miss the Makimutt and the Gojeet...At least they actually argued about Powerscaling...
You're either with Texas or you're a pedophile.
>>150163394There's multiple Family Guy episodes where Stewie, Meg and Chris are naked so Family Guy also gets banned.
>>150161769Off the top of my head, pretty sure it’s Krasura. There’s a reason why it’s shitpost-central.
Destiny Domination Deceit
>>150162843>Wasting a character as good as RoR Adam on a joke match.Our dad would be disappointed in you, Anon.
>>150163420CHADmily Guy Chads scrape by with no actual genitals shown. Hope you enjoyed watching South PEDO for the last time ever with the ending being Towelie getting raped because "rape lmao" while CHADmily Guy gets 20 more seasons.
>>150163416Well I'm from Oklahoma. So that must make me Michael Jackson and this thread's about to be Neverland Ranch, little boy.
>>150163441>Makima is so ugly that she's getting everything else banned so people have to coom to her
>>150163419MY KIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!
>>150163342>>150163397
>>150163412..the stupid contest!
>>150163505This is what Kratosfags have been shilling?
>>150163505
Is this joke over or under 10000 times already?
>>150163554...in my headcanon when in reality, PEDO Ballfags won the going to jail contest.
>>150161769All Sups needs to do to beat Gohan is be plot relevant. Gohan will just forget about his training and lose.
Post Texas winning a war without outside help
>>150163588The war against anime.
>>150163588The war against pedos
>>150163283Moby just eats Bruce from the size advantage alone.
Remember when Texas begged a bunch of elderly American Revolutionary War heroes to help them fight against Mexican rule and they just abandoned them to die?
>>150163557>>150163559Homophobia in my HALLS???
>>150163579What's so great about dumb old Texas?
>>150161836>I love you an- Gluck gluck gluck!
>>150163679Anon I hope to god you didn't just draw that for the express purpose of shitposting. Though that would mean someone else did decide to ship Maka with Spirit, yuck
>>150163695That image has been getting tossed around these threads for a while now dude, pay attention.
>>150163695nah its an old drawing, some people have been commissioning spirit with maka and its hot as fuck
>>150163694FUARK!
>>150163694Kek
>>150163636There's nothing phobic about Prince Bejita's PRIDE!
>>150163648It kills Goku.
>>150163694K, b, c.
As someone who doesn't know shit about Kratos or Asura, why do people hate the DB so much? What was bad about the research in particular?
>>150163785>kratos is a guy who hurts his hand punching a wall in game>asura is a guy who fights a dude who throws planets at him and Asura just destroys them in gamethats it
>>150163785Statement man no diffs feats man. Also Kratos in general is memed on /v/ + Asura being out of character as some bloody thirsty animal and Kratos lecturing him
>>150163785The fight is pretty slowKratos takes no damageAsura is oocThere's a cope alternative ending that looks boringLorescaling vs featsGod of war 4 sucked
>>150163785Go watch a video playthrough of the first boss fight in Asura’s Wrath.Then go watch a video playthrough of Kratos fighting Chronos.If you don’t get why Kratos winning is horseshit, you might be retarded.
the worse part about kratos is even the current author said Kratos doesn't even destroy a mountain but that statement doesn't count according to death battle
what's next for BITCHthrus?
Reminder that the winner doesn't matter if the analysis is good
>>150163818I guarantee most authors don't intend the scaling or even understand half the things people say about their characters in versus discussions and just write whatever sounds the coolest in the moment. They definitely don't do the math powerscalers come up with.
>>150163694
>>150163785No one but low IQ Indians hate the research, if anything it was brutally harsh on lowballing Kratos to give Asura any chance at all.
>>150161769>SHITTIEST research?Most of season 1, especially WW vs Rogue, MC vs Doomguy, and Bomberman vs dig dug.Gaara vs Toph Tifa vs Yang Bayonetta vs Dante Bowser vs GanondorfScout vs TracerHulk vs Doomsday Bleach episodesBond vs John Wick (Bond's calcs)Phoenix vs Raven Omniman vs Bardock Kratos vs Asura Any episode that takes MLP and toon force seriously. The meta or 4th wall breaking episodes are embarrassing. RWBY episodes because in general that verse is overwanked due to shitty research. Any comic shit episode in which the fucking idiots think that dodging an explosive, burning plasma projectile equals being FTL.
>>150163818He’s not the authorWhy do you anti-kratos chuddies keep making up lies? It only discredits you further
>>150163862Only 3 of those have the wrong ending
satements should not be allowed in death battles, only feats
>>150163785Guy who is at best mountain level beats a guy who onscreen destroys planets and stars and their reasoning is using lore wank that even the creators don't agree with and saying that Kratos covering his eyes from light that was already blinding him makes him FTL
They should do Shadow vs VegetaIt’s funny cause it still cucks Sonic out of being worthy enough to fight Goku. But also because Shadow was intended as a ripoff of Vegeta, and you get to see the equivalent of Super Sonic get beat up by the equivalent of Super Saiyan Goku which will make Sonicchuds seethe regardless
>>150163876
>>150163889They already did that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV47Il1o-Yo
satements should not be allowed in death battles, only feet
They should do Shadow vs WarioIt’s funny cause it still cucks Sonic out of being worthy enough to fight Mario again. But also because Shadow was intended as a ripoff of Wario, and you get to see the equivalent of Super Sonic get beat up by the equivalent of Super Mario which will make Sonicchuds seethe regardless
>>1501638592/10
They should do Shadow vs BatmanIt’s funny cause it still cucks Sonic out of being worthy enough to fight Superman. But also because Shadow was intended as a ripoff of Bruce, and you get to see the equivalent of Super Sonic get beat up by the Hellbat Armor which will make Sonicchuds seethe regardless
>>150162479Sauce?
>>150163859I mean they did say a lowballed 1% Kratos mogs Asura
>>150163869fuck off
>>150163905Wario was cheated against Dedede.
>>150163442Asura would destroy Adam harder than RoR Adam destroys HH Adam. I think Adam vs Minos Prime is cool
They should do Shadow vs AsuraIt’s funny cause it still cucks Sonic out of being worthy enough to fight Kratos. But also because Shadow was intended as a ripoff of Kratos, and you get to see the equivalent of Super Sonic get beat up by the Spartan Rage which will make Sonicchuds seethe regardless
>>150163785On one side you have a man who thinks a planet sized snake is an exaggeration, the other has a man that pops planets and stars like balloons.
>>150163935@Grok who's older Shadow or Kratos?
>>150163945Get dabbed on, Zoomer
>>150163785Even beyond the research, the fight is just bad. >Kratos tanks everything Asura does>Asura's transformations are all awkwardly added in and do one thing then get one shotted>Kratos does that ooc smile>Asura's rage is righteous but he acts incredibly unreasonable in the battle>attacks have almost no impact>music is trying way too hard to be emotional
>>150163785It lowballed Kratos too much.
They should do Shadow vs Giygas. It’s funny cause it still cucks Silver out of being worthy enough to fight Ness. But also because Shadow was intended as a ripoff of Giygas, and you get to see the equivalent of Super Silver get beat up by attacks you can't grasp the true form of which will make Silverchuds seethe regardless
They should do Shadow vs Rin KobayashiIt’s funny cause it still cucks Sonic out of being worthy enough to fight Sailor Moon. But also because Shadow was intended as a ripoff of PSME, and you get to see the equivalent of Super Sonic get beat up by the equivalent of Sailor Moon which will make Sonicchuds seethe regardless
>>150163988Giygas should fight Dissidia Chaos
What rival is Shadow not a ripoff of?
>>150161877Shuji's RX-78-2 from Gquuuuuux and Awakened Unicorn would both squash you
>>150164020Cucky Simon
>>150164021>Shuji's RX-78-2Yes? What about the femboy who jobbed to a whore tonguing him? Along with being the idiot to just bring the RX-78 2 with no beam weapons.
>>150164044Yeah, Sonic's the cuck in the rivalry.
I think this is how they're going to approach the episode:>speed is relative, both scaled to ftl somehow>maka takes powers, but they state that the silver eyes could kill her>random cope category that ruby takes (probably versatility)>strength is the decisive factor and it goes to maka by a lot>argument boils down to "ruby can kill maka but maka would have a much easier time killing ruby gg"Basically Miles vs Deku but with more cope.
>>150164068I don't care about RWBY and never watched Soul Eater, but assume it's an objectively better series than RWBY. I still want to see Ruby win for the memes.
>>150164052The version he piloted was warping reality and eating up other universes, it can even change size at will
>>150163964>Asura's transformations are all awkwardly added in and do one thing then get one shottedThe fact that Six-Armed Mantra mode got no-diffed less than 10 seconds after it came out by Kratos’ spear spam screamed laziness to such an insane degree. That was the same form that pummeled Chakravartin enough to have him go Creator mode. That form had fucking arm jet thrusters that would’ve been cool to see in action. An absolute waste of time on all accounts.
>>150164098Why is every long running Japanese series/franchise always end up having some form of reality/universe destroying being?
>>150163785It solidified the fact that Statements, Scaling, and Lore > Feats
9 MILLION...
>>150161769The funny thing is the only flaw here is the scaling from the official crossover.
>>150164098>Eating universesThat Lalah, all Shuji does is literally waking up Lalah via killing Lalah's dream. Shuji's feats is just a growth size, but never universe eating, or anything warping reality to an extent that he should won against Machu.
>>150161769According to Death Battle powerscaling, Bayonetta is weaker than Yang from RWBY. A tier 1 surpassed by a tier 8. Possibly the biggest powerscaling Death Battle has gotten wrong.RWBY > FF7 without remake > DMC > Bayonetta
JOBsura vs JOBen 10. Who wins?
>>150163592>>150163606>War that needs AmeriCHADS help in order to win
>>150164175Texas literally is America
>>150162829Is that why? Or is it because they usually just don't use crossover scaling/versions of characters?
>>150164147…ways FRAUDtos begged for Freyr and Ragnarok to let him leech off of their feats.
>>150164181>TexCOPE
>>150164181…’s slave.>B-B-B-B-BUT!BITCHxas would be Mexicox-Papi’s ass wiling BITCH if it wasn’t for GODrica feeling sorry for WEAKxas.
>>150164147...Universes lowballed
>>150164181Here are Texas' "feats">Literally begged the Union to aid them after their revolution>Got BTFO'd by said Union in the US Civil War
>has the better dad>has the better mom>has a cool uncle>has a STACY sister >bigger tits >better personality Besides feats what does Maka have over STACYby?
>>150164147...crack pipes were required for KEKtos to win
>>150161920>>150162596Helluva Boss already got absolutely raped by Murder Drones characters in a battle animation (made artificially more "fair" because it's not a Death Battle) by a Death Battle animator. The only reaction people here are going to have to Helluva Boss and Hazbin characters appearing in cheering when they get horribly murdered. >>150162645>>150162680Angel Dust would get turned into blood mist by a single serious punch from N, nevernind any of his actual weapons or just casually throwing him into the stratosphere. And Angel Dust can't do anything with his tommy gun, as DDs are capable of dodging, blocking and catching bullets as well as regeneration. Also that was pretty obviously a 30mm autocannon from an attack helicopter. The only funny thing about it would be Michael Kovach voicing both characters, and the gay spider offering to suck N's dick if he doesn't kill him - and N having no idea what he's talking about because he's innocent and doesn't know what sex is while saying he doesn't like spiders.
>>150164171To be fair, their logic was at least that Vergil only got dmc3 scaling where he and Dante were at their weakest so otherwise both Bayonetta and Dante are above FF7
>>150164147…posts crying about Kratos vs Asura at this rate, somehow the Dragon Ballfags are less whiny
>all this Texas lowballingIt will destroy almost every VN universe ever created with TX SB20 scaling.
>>150164201The better story and a big titty witch to get in threesomes with
It’s too late, Texas is like 90% Mexican, too many people are already watching shounen anime there
>A-A-America Big Bro please save me from these evil brown cowboys they’re beating me to a pulp!>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM! KISS MY ASS SOME MORE!
>>150161769Toph vs Gaara is one.>>150163905I mean Wario canonically can refuse to die. Like the dude gets powerups from being lit on fire or crushed.
>>150164201The KEKforce. Maka is a scholar of these halls by all the times she gets cucked unlike NORMIEby.
>TEXAS gapes 90% of anime since nearly every single one has at least one underage character getting sexualized or shown naked at least onceBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!
>>150164201>has a STACY sisterShe's a lesbian now,so not really. Although Ruby herself gets extra points for hating dykes
>>150164226>all of Mexico is going to jail for pedophiliaGreen Lanternhermanos... WE MUST SAVE THEM.
>>150164068>speed is relative, both scaled to ftl somehowWasn't there something about how Ruby's Semblance is just her turning into rose petals now? She doesn't actually have superspeed?>>150164084Honestly the ending of SE was really shitty.I liked a lot of it but I couldn't stand that fucking ending.
>TexASS needs Big Bro America to win their war for them since they’re useless against even dirt poor Mexicans
>>150164247FVARK! It's already confirmed to beat Goku too because Kid Goku liked showing people his little penis like a little slut.
>>150163901>age restrictedWtf?
>>150164201Sadly feats are all that's counted. Always found Ruby prettier though.>>150164224That would imply Maka wouldn't make it worse, though. That said yeah Blair is better.
Is there any verse Texas with TX SB20 scaling doesn't GAPE? Even DC and Marvel have characters dating minors.
>>150164274Texas won
>>150164279…’t ever beat Mexico.
>>150164279Actually, it was the UK that did that one. Better get your IDs out because the UK with OSA scaling gapes the internet.
>>150164248Shitty kitty Blake would 100% agree to a threesome with a guy
>>150164265AAAAIIIIIEEEEE MEXICO SPICS WE NEED AN EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!! WE NEED CARTEL SCALING ASAP OR WE JOB TO TEXAS!!!!
>COPExas who needed ameriCHAD to save his ass when Mexico invaded
>MIDxico getting cocky when their HERO is in danger for being a gay child
>>150164224Watching from the chair = threesome and I'd argue that volume 1-3 Yang during her gigastacy era rivals Blair
>Bitching about TexasWell what about Vermont and California? They're more bitches than Texas with their whole independent shit.
What can beat TX SB20 and OSA/KOSA scaling?
>>150164343>Boundless BEASTSit's joever
>Trades two of your best players for pennies Why are Texas sports GM's so retarded? is it the heat?
>>150162316post any boy who looks like maka
>KEKxas melty
>>150164227*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*America pauses from shoving its tongue down Dallas’ throatA: “Goddamn! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful America-Sama?!”Dallas stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a pack of illegal mexicans are clearly beating Texas to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesD: “ew, it must, like, be that cucky state Texas. I can’t believe I was one of its cities only when it was begging for help from you oh great and powerful and attractive America-Sama”From the bush:T: “AMERICA-SAMA SAVE ME! THESE BEANERS ARE BEATING ME TO A PULP!”A: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of it after Im done fucking you ten times over Dallas. When were you founded again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the cucked state gets pummelled by mexican fists until its borders are unrecognisable, its streets filled with taco stands and mexican cartels beheading citizens while it must listen to its fake "country" taking the city it loves most away from itT: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED AMERICA-SAMA MORE!
This is some botspam right?
>>150164378KEKxas, Bush, Canon.
>if your HERO is from japanese media, they job to cowboys and cards>if your HERO is from an indie series or originated from the internet, they job to tea drinkers and cardsWhat the FUARK happened?
>>150164389jews.
Ben and Chad can just move into a different state btw
>Ben and Chad can just [FLEE]CHADxas will make the weaker states follow suit.
The original 13 States? GODS btwThe states during the Civil War? Chads except for states that literally didn't do jack shit for the war effort.
>KEKxas will [JOB]Don’t make AmeriCHAD teach you another lesson about what happens when southern states get too uppity.
>>150164393>>150164400>bipartisan law that several prolific countries and even the United Nations agree on and have been trying to pass globally for years from a state that is also in the winning partyNot for long. This will spread nationwide.
>>150164068you forgot her being mftl for blocking sunlight with her hand
>texas bans loli porn>twitter zoomers still hate the state
>>150164434Since Musk bought the place, xitter has actually been more divided on this topic. Lolicons don't even hide their power levels there.
>"GRAAAAAAHHHH... FUCK! T-tTHEY'RE TOO STRONG! I WON'T BE ABLE TO FRAUD MY WAY OUT OF THIS FIGHT....!!" >"N-n....NO! I.. Won't.... LET YOU.... WIN!!!">"In brighest day, in blackest night.... NO UNFUCKED CUNNY SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT!">"Let those who worship censorship's might... BEWARE OF MY PEDOPHILIA... GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!!" >"I WILL FREE EVERYONE!!! I WILL ALLOW UNRESTRICTED ACCESS TO LOLI AND CUNNY TO EVERYONE.... TAKE THIS TEXAAAAASS!!!"
>Descends into lunacy I warned you all not to follow the same path as /dbs/
>>150164489Hal is jobbing to base Dale Gribble btw. Hank and Bill already knew they would oneshot Hal, so didn't bother.
>>150164498It all declines into degeneracy. I promise you, someday soon, the trannies and pedos will infiltrate the Dragonball fanbase too.
>>150164498Shut the fuck up PEDOku Texas gaped you.
>>150163441Mordekima... Makimakaiser...
>>150164533>the trannies and pedos will infiltrate the Dragonball fanbase too>Will>Future tenseAnon, sit down, there's a reason why /dbs/ is longer a thing...
>>150164498Who?
All Japanese verses? A SCRUMPTIOUS SUPPER for them.
Post Hank Hill’s son not being a cuck.
>>150163785The matchup from the very concept is essentially "Statements" VS "Feats". One guy does nothing on screen beyond maybe small mountain level at the very best. The other guy nonchalantly bulldozes through actual stars and is actually flying around the galaxy at MFTL, not the bullshit powerfag "FTL". No that might not be the worst thing ever if the statements had leeway. The problem with Kratos in particular is that his very own media and his own devs have repeatedly stated how the wank his powerfag fanboys push are flat out bogus. They insist on pushing bullshit. If you played the games at all and actually pay attention, use common sense, or even just look at the in game stuff you'd know the power wank is nonsense. Shit, even Kratos himself finds the very idea of a foe being able to wrap around the planet to be insanity. It's pretty retarded.Though that's not the whole problem, as the episode itself is just really really bad on pretty much every front:>The music doesn't fit for the type of match people wanted (two angry dad beating the tar out of each other in a hotblooded fight)>The animation was trash with barely any hype. It was also grounded to accommodate Kratos rather than having them both do fun over the top shit like bashing each other to other planets and shit (there's no excuse for a fan animation like this, Asura's Wrath own DLC had him fighting Street Fighter characters for fun and Ryu was tanking getting super shoryuken'd to the moon and fighting in space)>They basically spoiled the outcome about a half hour before it aired (really bad)>The characterization for both was awful>The "reasoning" is arguably the worst they've ever done. The holding your hand in front of sun glare and "just because he never did this doesn't mean he can't" still gets memed on.>Only episode to have a built in alt ending, basically saying they didn't actually believe the shit they were spoutingShit was bad
>>150163181Penis or no, Artoria is the cutest and the prettiest, I'm perfectly willing to forgive all of her misdeeds, real or imaginate, and would do anything for her.
>>150161769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RLPG88u3lM&ab_channel=Yohobo123
>>150161836My city block level huntress cant be this cute.
>SHARTriaNero board faggot
>SHARTroDenied.
>>150164068>silver eyes could kill herthey cant. Ruby used silver eyes against grimm stronger than her and it only petrified them for a bit.Also she has no counter to being driven mad by Soul's sound manip or Soul Adagio.And she needs focus to keep the silver eyes going.
Kamina took everything from me...
>>150164631>they cant.Yes they can. Reasoning?Well, Black Blood is kinda similar to Grimm.Also Rooby is stronger than you think.
>>150164610Filtered
We like Mordred here actually.
>>150163785They unironically did shit like this >>150162291 Come on, that's so bad its hard not to make fun of it.
>>150164655Do we really need to post Mordred chasing a cat on all fours?
>>150164636Virelle....
I thought this was a board for people unironically sexually attracted to Neco Arc?
>>150164672You'll probably have more luck finding people sexually attracted to normal Arcueid in this thread
>>150164684This is /dbg/. The schizos here definitely would rather breed Neco.
>>150164672og Neco Arc is hotter than nu one
>Brit gobmint goes crazy about the internet >Ahahha fuck britbongs, surely it's just them and nothing of sorts will happen anywhere else >Texas gobmint goes crazy about muh anime kids >Ahahah surely it's just them and nothing of sorts will happen anywhere else Memes aside, it's really over, isn't it?
i wanna breed OG__ Arcueid
>>150164691Eh, I'm sure that one autist that used to shill her is still roaming around here somewhere.
>>150164698She's kinda flat. And not in a Moedred funny haha silly bitch kind of way, but just depressingly flat.
>>150164696It will get really bad for at least 4 years but then politicians will realize that there's an easy base of zoomers who will vote for them if they push to loosen up on what people are actually allowed to do
>>150164610>his own devs have repeatedly stated how the wank his powerfag fanboys push are flat out bogusI actually crack up just thinking about it. Powerscaling GOWfags get constantly slapped in the face by the devs they constantly harass with embarrassing questions.
Homura Akemi was getting in the backseat of Black Panther's Lexus LC 500.
>>150164709>but then politicians will realize that there's an easy base of zoomers who will vote for them if they push to loosen up on what people are actually allowed to doHas this ever happened before? Inb4 Prohibition - that's wildly different and you know it
>>150164713>SAAAAAR IS KRATOS BEYOND DIMENSIONALITY
>>150161769Kratosura and Tifa VS Yang. Both pulled the "okay they never did anything close to this but maybe they could?" card which marks them as trash
>>150164696At risk of starting another debate, I believe we are at the start of the end times for the world in one way or another, but I don't let it get to me because there is nothing we can do by worrying too much.
>>150164713>Make a game about dude punching other dudes >Get pestered by insane people about multiversal scaling, platonic concepts and dimensions GoW devs are stupid fucks, but this is just annoying
>>150164715MadoKEKs... Barbatos and Knull will never let us hear the end of this.
Sayaka Miki on my lap.
>>150164704tit wise? because personality she was very manic pixie for the time
>>150164747Yes, we're tittyscaling. I'd never risk calling anyone in Nasuverse flat personality-wise because that's just a can of worms no one needs to see opened.
>>150163785Look at it like this, Asura has>killed a guy who can grow to dwarf a shitload of galaxies, who was basically sucking in the universe into himself and when said guy died, he scattered countless stars and galaxies into space in a cosmic Big Bangwhile with Kratos >the biggest explosion from a god that he has killed made… was a mountain-level nukeYou look at those two side by side and have to wonder what kind of drugs DB was taking to even think about matching those two guys up.
>>150164760to be fair, Arcueid came from a very early nipon era, she would be consider above average at the time
WOOHOO
>>150164796Tits too big, Hal no likey.
>>150164796She should cuck Maka.
>>150164796Somehow this feels like a crime against everything that is good and just in the world.
>>150164796LONE CHAD STATEbros... the verdict of if she passes the height and face of consent?
>>150164684Yup yup,me
>>150164796Gold!>>150164828Mold...
>>150164824this is a shortstack not a child
>>150164841Vaush...
>>150164841Shortstacks can still get targeted even if they are confirmed legal for some retarded reason.
>>150164828Cute.
>>150164704To be fair,Nasu would later give her a massive upgrade when his artstyle was at it's peak
>>150164850>Takeuchii jobbed...
>>150164842He said shortstack, not goblin.
>>150164854The full line is still "short stack goblin"
>>150164863Okay, but there's still no horse.
>>150164828GOLD>>150164796Mold
>>150164796KINO>>150164828Slop
>>150164828El oro>>150164796El lloro
>>150164868Not all of them were shortstack goblins with horses, it was a pedo bestiality smorgasbord
>>150164796I nutted>>150164828I threw up
Apparently Arcueid can create mechas with her marble phantasm ability,that's nice
>>150164796Sexy BEAST.>>150164828Put some clothes on, ugly. No one wants to see that.
>>150164895I never got into anything about this series, but why was the first meme I saw about it calling Shiki a pedophile? What did he do?
>>150164828I came BUCKETS>>150164796My dick FUCKING fell off
>>150164833>>150164873>>150164878>>150164885>>150164890>>150164898
>>15016482810/10 QUEEN>>1501647960/10 Ugly midget bitch
>>150164908>>150164909
>>150164796She can have my children...>>150164828Ma'am, this is sexual harassment and I don't have to take it.
>>150164909>>150164922
>>150164850Goodness gracious, that's some serious armaments she's touting.
>>150164916>>150164922>>150164917
>>150164796The Queen.>>150164828The jester.
>>150164828The queen>>150164796The jester
>>150164796The girl next door.>>150164828The dirty crack whore in the alley.
>>150164919Move aside fugly, the real baddies are fighting.
>>150164828What a sexy fucking GODDESS>>150164796Nobody wants to see this disgustingly ugly goblin
>>150164906i think it's from the sequel Kagetsu Tohya.In that one there's a option to fuck this dream succubus named Len to form a contract with her or otherwise she'll die from running low in magical energy.
>>150164796Hot. Simply hot.>>150164828EWWWW! What happened to her face?
>>150164828Absolutely gorgeous>>150164796OH GOD SHE’S SO HIDEOUS SHE’S TURNING ME TO STONE
>>150164796Babe>>150164828Broad
>>150164828Yum.>>150164796Glum.
>>150164828Sexy>>150164796Nasty
Nasubros... Were we actually mentally ill all along?
>>150164796Will you marry me?>>150164828The divorce papers are on the table.
>>150164796SEXO>>150164828NONO
>>150164828Please… have my children.>>150164796I’d rather fuck a cactus.
>>150164696Has been for a while
>>150164796I love you.>>150164828I want you dead.
>>150164828You stole my heart.>>150164796You stole my barf.
>>150164796*PLAP* *PLAP* GET PREGNANT!>>150164828You're going to die alone.
>>150164796I would do anything for love...>>150164828But I won't do that. No, I won't do that.
>>150164796Ewwwww>>150164828EwwwwwWhere are the men?! This is a homosexual general.
>>150164828Awwww you’re so sweet>>150164796HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES!?!
>>150164828Would >>150164796Wouldn't
>>150164796Built for my HERO>>150164828Built for some jobber
Solve this equation
>>150165005TRVKE
>>150164796Stacy's mom and she's got it going on.>>150164828Stacy and she's not the girl for me.
>>150164828Built for Big White Cock>>150164796Built for Puny Pajeet Penis
>>150164796A simple smash.>>150164828A hard pass.
>>150165005Here you go
>>150164828Built for me
>>150164828My cocksleeve>>150164796My boner drier
>>150164796A hard smash.>>150164828A simple pass.
>>150164796I would let her ruin me...>>150164828She's already ruined.
>>150164828Would>>150164796Wouldn’t
>>150164828Arcueid's boobs vs my face
>>150164796Nice and naughty.>>150164828No.
>>150164828
>>150164828Sexy Succubus>>150164796Hideous Harlot
>>150164796Neco Arc's ass vs my face
>>150163179>this made the Cambrian era Fauna shit itself
>>150164796Every timeless classic...>>150164828Has its cheap imitation...
>>150164796The Queen of the HALLS.>>150164828A Janny loving whore.
>>150164828Wife
>>150164796Shrek 2>>150164828Shark Tale
>>150164796Whore
>>150164828A New Hope>>150164796Rise of Skywalker
>>150164796The better wife
>>150164796Pepsi>>150164828Coca Cola
>>150165051Don't make me fall in love with her.
>>150164796Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?>>150164828The bitch came back the very next day.
>>150164828Shrek>>150164796Shrek 3
>>150164796Mario and Luigi>>150164828PISSper Mario
>>150164828Halo 2>>150164796Halo 5
>>150164796Yes>>150164828No
>>150164796Dc>>150164828Marvel
>>150164796Rayman 2>>150164828Bubsy 3D
>>150164828Marvel>>150164796DC
>>150164796Undertale>>150164828Deltarune
>>150164796Pikmin 2>>150164828Hey Pikmin
>>150164828Dragon Ball Z>>150164796Dragon Ball GT
>>150164796Himetsuki>>150164828Tsukihime
>>150164796Smiling Friends>>150164828Reddit and Morty
>>150164828Circumcised>>150164796Uncircumcised
ENOUGH DOUBLE TALK
>>150164796Dragon Ball>>150164828Dragon Ball Daima
>>150164828Ren and Stimpy>>150164796Adult Cartoon Party
>>150164796SHITnic>>150164828CHADow
>>150164796Futurama>>150164828Disenchanted
>>150164828CHADrio>>150164796SHITnic
>>150164796Scaling>>150164828Feats
>>150164796Bed breaking sex. NOW.>>150164828Just make me a sandwich.
>>150164828Feats>>150164796Scaling
>>150164796Godzilla>>150164828Hulk
>>150164796Danganronpa 2>>150164828Danganronpa V3
>>150164796Goku>>150164828Superman
>>150164828You, me, babies, NOW.>>150164796Just put the fries in the bag.
>>150164796Doomsday and Broly>>150164828JOBulk
>>150164828SuperCHAD>>1501647963-0ku
>>150164828Give her a match,NOW>my dic-NO! something else
>>150164796BatCHAD>>150164828Ben Singer's mindbroken brain
>>150164828Spider-CHAD>>150164796BatJOB
>>150164796Peter Parker to his fans>>150164828Peter Parker to Marvel editorial
>>150164796AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA! Not bothering replying to awhoga.
>>150164796Battle Beast>>150164828Thragg
>>150164828Peter Parker>>150164796Miles Morales
>>150164796Still GOLD!>>150164828Still mold...
>>150164828She,and the other one i forgot to reply to
>>150164828STILL GOLD!>>150164796Still mold…
>>150164796Give her a match instead. She's the real Arc.
>>150164796Overwatch>>150164828Team Fortress 2
>>150164828Dead Space>>150164796Dead Space 3
>>150164828The DELICIOUS MORSEL>>150164796The soggy sock.
>>150164796Marriage. Sex. A big family. That is all.
>>150164796Dinner.>>150164828Bowel movement.
>>150165172Doro>>150165148Sancho from Limbus i guess, or Morrigan
>>150164828Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.>>150164796Pee, Feces and the Toilet.
>>150164828Breed
>>150164828Goku vs Superman 1>>150164796Goku vs Superman 2
>>150164796I love her with all my heart! My HEARC! ARC! ARC! ARC! MARRY ME!>>150164828I just hate her. That's all I have to say. Goodnight.
>>150164828Kratos vs Asura>>150164796Ben 10 vs Green Lantern
>>150165209They are both so PEAK!
>>150164828KINGTOS>>150164796Greektos...
>>150164828KINGtos>>150164796Asissyra
>>150164828Boobcueid
>>150164796CHICKEN>>150164828JOCKEY
>>150165223Was she always STACKEDeid or did something change?
>>150164796My balls would be drained...>>150164828She's okay I guess.
NEW THREAD! I NEED YOU NEW THREAD!
>>15016482810/10>>1501647965/10
>>150164796I will have wet dreams about her tonight.
Thread:>>>150165240>>>150165240>>>150165240
>>150165235She was always stacked>>150164850
>>150164828Mark>>150164796Thragg
>>150164828Arcueid's ass vs my face
>>150164828Five Nakadashis every single night.>>150164796Chastity cage on at all times.
>>150164796SHARTos>>150164828FEATSura
>>150164828Best girl,with only Akiha being able to compete
>>150162437>WAAAAAH PLEASE GIVE ME CROSSOVERS WAAAAAAHNotice how no one else ever cries about not getting crossover wank?
