Tell me about Vortex.Why does he love the peanut butter?
>>150164539Peanut butter is unhealthy for dogs. It has too many calories
>>150164552Maybe he should stick something else in his mouth and suck on it.
>>150164539Because peanut butter goes good with watermelon and fried chicken
>>150164573He may be a bit peeved that we don't serve it on a daily basis in my mess hall.
>>150164539This image makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
>>150164837Nutella lover hands typed this post.
>>150164539I just watched the first episodes of this shit before I dropped it. basically everyone is gay or bivortex blowjob a bunch of policemen's cock
>>150165025I just wish he did it in his hellhound form like in a certain pic I saw and now have on a billboard on my front lawn.
>>150165025Ironically Vortex is one of the few characters who's canonically straight, we see him holding a straight ally flag in some official pride parade merch
>>150165064Orientation play is hot as fuck.
>>150164539Perhaps he's wondering why you would neuter a hound before selling him to a white woman
>>150164539Because his boyfriend Pinklie smears it on his junk every night.>>150165064They fuck under the ally flag.
>>150165025>vortex blowjob a bunch of policemen's cockNot only that but his head was good enough that they let him go.
>>150164539This show is horrible and basically plays out like a bad fanfic of itself. And honestly I find the fan content more interesting than the show itself. Here's Loona on a chopper with Death from Puss In Boots.
>>150165083>Vortex is straight but would totally lick peanut butter off your dick and balls if it were presented to himbrb going to the store.
>>150164539Heh.