>the IRS sent me a letter>I don't live anywhere and they sent me a letter
Where DOES the Joker sleep?
>>150165709>The system knows where every criminal lives>Instead of arresting them they just allow them to do their shit and leave everything to underfunded police force and the random masked vigilantes, which they probably also know who they are and where they live>Everyone lives under state controlled terror and managed criminalityWhy the fuck did it take me this long to realize just how grim the average cape universe is?
>>150165827AirBnB, hilarity ensues when Bruce opens his manor and the joker is his next guest
>>150165930Just like in real life
>>150165936Exactly.
>>150165827He's too unpredictably violent for anyone to let him crash on their couch, so he catches his Zs on park benches and in alleyway cardboard boxes. It's Gotham, nobody notices.
>>150165827How about the idea of the joker having an secret identity like the batman. were he returns and hides to plan his dumb shit and play down low so he does not have to worry about this crap.And is so absurd and so hidden no one even suspects. But you can still see hints of the joker behind his persona, like he is the guy on human resources that keeps cracking unfunny jokes and sometimes plays pranks on people, has friends and even the chubby secretary has a crush on him, but sometimes vanishes for weeks at time because healthy issues. but secretly he is the joker.
>>150165930Think about man a world with super geniuses and meta powered peole and you think normies are running things? The gov. got telepaths on tap.
>>150165930This is what they do in IRL New York.
>>150165930The taxman will get it's cut.
>>150165930The IRS is explicitly JUST about your taxes, and is so focused on the mission they are actually legally forbidden from reporting your sources of income to anybody. They don't care if your income is from drugs or prostitution, but they do care if you're not paying taxes on it.Some of the stuff in the tax code is pretty wild, like tax breaks for people with dependent children who got kidnapped
>>150166571>tax breaks for people with dependent children who got kidnappedIs it really that weird to give tax relief to people who lost their children to kidnappers?
>>150166685No, it's just to highlight how comprehensive the tax code has to be to cover every conceivable situation
>>150165935I would watch this desu
>>150165709Honestly solid jj is fine in small doses. But I wish he stopped making 1/4 of his videos advertisements. I get that it’s unavoidable with the short length but it’s still really annoying.Thank god for Sponsorblock.
>>150165709Joker fears the IRS. Bill Gates managed to outlobby and defund the IRS. Why can't the Joker be cooler than Bill Gates.
>>150166571>>150166685Anon is confusing the IRS with the CRA
>>150166918his content is funny, it's a shame he is a communist tranny>>150166685more like it's weird they thought to add that
>>150166943Doesn't the CRA tell you to pay your back taxes by buying bitcoin and then mailing the bitcoin to an indian?
>>150166188>A universe where people can fly and lift cars.>Is a universe where MK ultra not only succeded, but gave them the hability to grant psychic/magic powers at will.>Tfw even when Supes decides to go full Führer, the IRS still in complete power from the shadows.
>>150165930>people STILL claim wortham was talking out of his ass and was objectively wrong about superhero comics
>>150166571That makes sense actually. If I have dependents that I can't prove are real because they are fucking kidnapped. I need some sort of process to show I'm working with the gov that those kids have been missing for over a year.
>>150165930Make a book like old Damage Control focused on tax collection. Complete with supers whose powers are well suited for tax collection information and hunting villeins down but utterly shit at crime fighting.
>>150165930Remove the masked vigilantes and you've got real life. They know every criminal enterprise and gang in the country. They know where they live. Where they operate from. What kind of crimes they commit. How much money they probably make. And they leave it to overfunded, understaffed police forces to deal with it, which they usually don't, because the feds are actually playing both sides of the problem and they expect other gangs to sort themselves out.
>>150166571This is not true at all you will get arrested for telling the irs you sell drugs because duh. The thing is you won't get additional tax charges for it
>>150167732The goal is to maximize suffering.
>>150166685Yeah, why should they get a tax break for children they're not even taking care of?
>>150166685i'm surprised they aren't removing tax breaks since you're technically no longer providing for a child
>>150167889Purpose of a System is What It Does.
>>150168767The purpose of the system is to make everyone suffer.
>>150165930To be fair the Capes are the ones who implemented said system since they usually end up causing insurrections the moment the Government starts trying to do anything about all the super crime granted it's usually because the Government's solution is to hire the super criminals and go after the super heroes
Everyone in this thread should read The Pale King by David Foster Wallace.Not /co/ but it will teach you things about the IRS
are there really this many people in the thread that have never watched solid jj
>>150166169Having a "secret identity" literally only doubles your chances of being identified.>even the chubby secretary has a crush on himAlmost had me. Still a shit idea, tho.
>>150166169>Joker has to dip out of a fight with Batman early because he has a 7:00 presentation and by god he's going to get a full 8 hours of sleep>Puts on his Joker outfit for the office Halloween party, and everyone loves how good his cosplay is. Gets chewed out by his boss claiming it's "insensitive" since Shelly's (fucking bitch) cousin died in a Joker incidentWhy isn't this a thing. Closest we've got was One Operation Joker Also read One OP Joker it's a pretty good manga just raw Silver Age bullshit also has a top tier Harley
>>150166951>more like it's weird they thought to add thatIt was probably one of those things that was added back in the day where (rich) kids getting kidnapped for ransom was a relatively common occurrence
>>150165709Not funny
>>150165827In a factory
>>150165709Kek
>>150165936gay
>>150169672>Puts on his Joker outfit for the office Halloween party, and everyone loves how good his cosplay is.I think its funnier if he wears a cheap shitty joker costume from party city.
>>150166169>>150169672>he actually works at Wayne Industries>he’s met Bruce multiple times and even consider each other friends
>>150169672>>150171261>Joker loses the competition of best Joker costume ala Chaplin
>>150165709So funny.
>>150167005>your face when you realize Injustice Supes, Ultraman and Justice Lord Superman are all terrified of their universes IRS
>>150167860No, the IRS literally doesn't care.However, it is also perfectly fine to simply take the Fifth on the line saying where the money came from. So long as you report the income and pay the taxes, the IRS is happy.
>>150166925>Bill Gates hacks the Joker.
>>150174545>Evil version of Superman takes control over the world (again).>Irs doesn't move a finger.>The goverment lets him take control.>Decides to abolish the IRS or simply not pay taxes.>They send their fucking version of G-man after him.kafkaesque af.
