>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twHYF506-9Y
this looks like ass juice
>>150168633>written by zeb wellsPenn Jillette.jpeg
I hate the what if art style so fucking much
>>150168633why are they still using this artstyle
>>150168667Did you expect anything better lol this is the MCU in 2025
>>150168633>not a single cool white male characters>only tough girlbosses and negros while white men are once again sidelined as effeminite comic reliefthis is why Trump won btw.
>>150168633>bunch of nobodies that people don't give a shit aboutwhy even bother
>>150168633This is from the people that did the whole Marvel If series right? Didn’t they had a massive backlash because it turned out that they hated working on it and ruined plenty of shit in purpose?
>>150168667Fpbp
>>150168736>>150168741They know that nobody’s going to watch this anyways. That’s why they’re dumping all the episodes at once.
>>150168689He’s gonna put something related to his divorce, isn’t he?
>no Sentryexpected, but damn.
>>150168800No you can’t have the best character from Thunderbolts. But there’s plenty of David Harbour acting like a complete fucking moron to go around.
>>150168730Spider-Man is right there. He brutally mutilated a bunch of zombies with his webs.
>>150168633I've been waiting 15 years for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkLLZy4dFM
>>150168800>>150168847To be fair, this probably started production before the script to Thunderbolts was even written.
>>150168848he is going to be written as an immature loser who gets told what to do by the tough girlbossesonly white guys are going to be rescued by women but not the other way aroundthey did the exact same thing with marvel what if
>>150168848same reason why Moon Knight is blade nowcan't have a sinlge white male hero who is competent and coolonly immature or effeminiate losers who are written like little girls
>>150168741Looks like thats still the philosophy
>>150168633in marvel zombies its only interesting because they remained sentient and aware. And you see it from the zombies pov as the main characters its not a bombastic kill em all kind of thing. Anyway this looks like shit, totally misses the point.
>>150168857Actually I've been waiting 12 because I read it on 2013 but still, can't say I'm impressed with what I'm seeing so far. And it looks like they're not even gonna try to adapt what made the original comic grimy where it's only superpowered zombies who eat people.
>>150168633>tfw they even fucked up Blade by ereasing his own identityENDLESSSLOP
Doing this before the X-Men are introduced feels like a waste.
>Okoye front and center againFuck em.
>>150168633>no Ash WilliamsI know it was never going to happen, but man, it hurts
>>150168848Problem is Zeb Wells is writing it
>>150168992Everyone's favorite marvel hero, black Panthers... wife? ...sister?
>>150169063Ceremonial bodyguard when he's out of costume.
>>150168900This, these ones don't even speak in the trailer, they're just grunting. Also their main driving force was hunger so what's the fucking point if there's hordes of regular zombies walking around.
>>150168933i feel this way about the entire MCU
>>150168633>white men are not watching your stuff>quick lets take another franchise were 99% of the consumers are white guys and make it about strong female protagonists and black protaognist kicking ass>be sure to have at least 2 shots in the trailer where a white guy is crying and overall acting pathetic after seeing blood and be sure to only depict the women and blacks as tough and mature
>>150168633I feel like they still think people care about the fates of such cool characters as Shuri, the Ant people or whoever the fuck is that teleposting bitch, wnd that's funny
>>150169282unless feige is completely oblivious, he has to know deep down that no one gives a shit. it’s part of why he seethed about x-men 97. it was a show about characters people want to see and he had nothing to do with it.
>>150169424>it’s part of why he seethed about x-men 97Hi, Beau. Slumming down to /co/, I see.
>>150168848Calling it right now, he'll die within the very first episode.
>>150168633that looks like fucking shit.
>>150168848Spider-Man just has albinism. That is why his rival is Tombstone.
>>150169453>do not besmirch the name of my lord and savior kevin feige or you're one of the people he fired!!!you don't have to be an insufferable faggot your entire life, lilbro
>>150169472Was 5hinking the same thing. I bet one of the heads will bite him after doing that multi-beheading
>>150168633>It's a generic Zombie apocalypse story, but some of the zombies have super powersSeems like one of the lamest options they could have taken with Marvel Zombies to be honest.
>>150169282I am going to be honest, if they brutally kill Iron Heart i definitely will watch that episode only for that.
>>150168633>Zombie media in 2025It's been fucking 15 years and 6 Walking Dead shows. I'm tired of zombies
>>150169562Nah, she's go in a blaze of glory, that is if she dies
>>150169036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbp9JZlDAYkino of the highest order
>>150169540Calm down, Beau.
>>150169282I don't think anyone is interested in their fatesBut watching the no holds barred fight scenes might have some appealMoon Blade killing Ghost with swordsmanship is kinda cool
>>150169558100% lmao this trailer has nowhere near enough scenes with Peter for me to believe he'll actually be a driving force in the show.
>>150168633I wish they would just ressurect Avengers emh or at least try a similar show.
>>150169656>>150169558look at the scene again, he will clearly fall directly into the horde.
>>150168633Meh the cannibal universe is better.
>>150169069Wow thats lame
>>150168800>>150168861Yeah, this was announced around 2021-22, and was kept in shelves for a while before releasing. It's likely that at the time of it's production, they didn't have access to newer characters given they weren't fully developed yet (Sentry, some variant of the X-Men '97 cast, the FF, etc).
>>150169063>Everyone's favorite marvel hero, black Panthers... wife?Wrong universe
>>150168880Moon Knight wasn't white in the first place, what are you on about?
I was regretting the day that we'd finally see this animated.
>>150168730Uh blade is right there
>>150169873huh?
>>150168633Zombie WandaScott Lang's HeadYelena BelovaRed Guardian ValkyrieShang-ChiKaty Kate Bishop U.S Agent Agent WuMs. Marvel Ironheart
>>150170041Let me guess, the ONLY good character there (US Agent) dies in the first episode
>>150170041
>>150168633Wowzers!!! I can’t wait for them to completely disregard all of Spider-Man’s abilities so they can hype up how grimdark and EDGY this world is by killing him off in the lamest fucking way possible and having him be the first to fall!!!
>>150168633>Marvel Zombies
>outrage faggots are now pretending Schlomo Knightenstein is a white character so they could bitchLmao.
>>150170156Jews are White.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOLY FUCKING KEK>the state of modern 4chanFurnace is that way.
I can't even tell who most of these characters are, lmao.
>>150170041WOWIE ZOWIE IT'S ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS
>>150169648Why do you think of Beau completely unprompted? Is his dick in your mouth right now?
>>150168933Wasn't Storm in one of the what ifs? Didn't see it but I'm pretty sure they used StormMaybe there will be X-Men
>>150170147the spidey-sense's one weakness, zombie captain america
>>150170147At least it makes more sense here than it did in the original comic, 5-gems Thanos are pretty much impossible odds to win against.
>>150169743Yeah, 21 days later but marvel would’ve been cooler and be more understandable on how the heroes got infected. I just know they’re going to make the avengers job in the most embarrassing ways possible just to justify them being infected.
>Marvel Zombies comic has a pretty unique premise>let's make it a generic zombie story: capeshit editionTime to admit /a/ was right and apologize.Shot-for-shot manga adaptations are superior to in-name only Hollywood slop made by hacks who outright despite comics and their stories.
>>150170310*despiseFucking phone
>>150169732The horde is such an obvious detail I found it unnecessary to bring up at all, but looking at the trailer again, the only other shot with Peter present has him alongside T'Challa preparing to fight in Wakanda lmao they're both gonna be first episode fodder
>>150170189>Jews are White.Nice try kike
>>150170249I don't swing that way, Beau. Please refrain the unsolicited dick pics.
>>150168633>the only time they could make Daredevil, Punisher and Bullseye shine>They're nowhere to be seen
>>150168633>generic brainless, non-verbal zombiesThey have no idea what made Marvel Zombies fun
>>150170505If this was announced as far back as >>150169778 then this would've been when Feige could start to use the characters but planned to do a soft-reboot (think of how Daredevil was changed for She-Hulk and how Born Again was going to be a lot different). He likely didn't think he was going to use Punisher or Bullseye then
>>150170676I thought it was announced all the way back in 2018 when Disney+ was announcing its original shows for the first time
The reason there isn't many shots of Peter in the trailer is because he's going to become infected, but he's keeping his sanity like the comics through a mixture of feeding on Black Panther and the bit of magic that Strange can conjure
>>150170937It was announced in 2022, after the zombie What If episode. It's supposed to follow up on that storyline
>>150170938Strange is already dead though
>>150170310Nah, the original Marvel Zombies was kooky as fuck. Even Kirkman said he had better ideas when Marvel asked him to do the miniseries, but Macchio told him to go the route of "what if zombies fought Galactus".
>>150171029It was dumb slop, but it was entertaining dumb dumb slop. Considering it's Disney+ AND Zeb Wells, you can pretty much forget the "entertaining" part, Also following most of the story from the perspective of horror villains (aka zombies) is a lot more unique and interesting than "survivors of the zombie apocalypse are fighting the mindless zombies" for the umptienth time.
>>150168633>still looks like shit>still based on the shitty what if show (zombies is also shit so its a lose-lose situation)>still the shitty roster of characters>but now they can say peepeepoopoo wordsgarbage
>>150168848>the guy marvel hates and will more than likely get zombified like in the comics is there pls clap?!?!
>>150171029He had better ideas but that didn't get used but that had more to do with Millar and Land going overboard and making too many characters zombies in their UFF arc. So like Kirkman wanted to use Luke Cage or Hawkeye as the protagonist but they were already zombies in the UFF story
>>150170041>Olsen gets top billing>Her performance will probably be grunts and growls
>>150171029>Kirkman said he had better ideasmore infidelity?
>>150171149They'll probably asspull a way for Zombie Wanda to talk I suppose, it's retarded but it would at least explain why they'd bring her back for a role that she technically didn't even take in the original episode.
>>150168848Spider-man will 100% die, he always dies in Marvel Zombies
>>150171149>Her performance will probably be grunts and growlshot
>>150171299Maybe it'll briefly tie into MoMWhen 616 Wanda was possessing her variants and living their lives
>>150169732>>150169656>>150169558>>150169472>>150170410The background when he beheads the zombies is completely different than Wakanda at a different time of day. He still has the soul stone which repels zombies when used. He has a chance of surviving. Also they need the mcguffin stone.
>>150171568It was the mind stone which repelled the zombies, and while, yes, Peter does have it on him, its effect was also nullified once Vision killed himself in the What If episode, if this wasn't enough, he also has to deal with a zombified Thanos possessing the 5 remaining infinity stones, Peter is fucked.
>>150168633The mcu is the real disease
can't even spell her name right, why not just go with Cigar Frog
>>150171941I thought it lost its affect because it was no longer in use when Vision died, If Peter can withstand the power of one stone for a few seconds it could help him. Thanos also had the soul stone in his gauntlet already which makes no sense.Peter is also in a giant creator which we later see get nuked by a yellow explosion... so idk, If he dies episode 1 im not watching the rest.
>>150168633Er, expected but I do hope we get a few cool designs out of this.
>>150168633Will Paul be in it
>>150168633i remember when i first saw a marvel zombies comic it just confused the fuck out of me
>>150169472if this was anything like the comic book, spider-man getting infected would've been great seeing as how the story was mostly about him struggling with being a zombie and being one of the only ones to try and hold onto his morals instead of devolving into a hedonistic cannibal (iirc, the zombies are still basically human - they're only zombies because they start eating people and need to keep eating people or their cognitive functions decline to the point they act like a stereotypical zombie) of course, because it's the mcu, we don't get anything interesting or cool like that so it doesn't matter at all if spidey becomes a zombie because, other than the powers, he won't be anything interesting. he'll just be a zombie with spider-man's powers without what made it interesting in the first place
I had a panic attack reading Marvel Zombies as a teenager. Seeing all my favorite heroes brutalized and eating the people they once protected just really got under my skin. I think what really made it awful was their keeping their powers and memories/personalities.
>>150168633>animatedWTFWhat a ruined opportunity.
>>150169184Spider-man
Man you guys are miserable cunts, I don't even disagree all that much (Kirkmans zombies was a better premise) but it feels like you guys just want to be miserable more then actually criticizing something
>>150174296Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Expect to hear generic Walking Dead zombies https://youtube.com/shorts/Z3v1HcpZsBE?si=etbCd5OxCoMiNd3u
>>150174062Let me guess FtM tranny?
>>150174296I don't want to be miserable but sence they insist on disappointing me then that's what they're going to get.
>>150169732He isn't voiced. Neither is BP. Odds are they are taken out early while the main story is split upon on Blade, Red Guardian, ms. Marvel, Kate Bishop, the Chinese dude, and Yelena because of fucking course.
>>150174296I didn't really like the Marvel Zombies comic I read back when I was younger, and I haven't liked most recent MCU things, so I don't see how I could end up liking this.
>>150172168Is this a reference to The Battery? 2012 zombie flick about two baseball players?
Why are Zombie stories so fucking scared to go into the supernatural? It always needs to be some sci-fi virus bullshit, cut out the Sci-Fi and embrace the Fantasy by giving the horde a Lich leader!
Here's your protagonists bros... from a 2022 concept.
>>150174662Because folklore zombies=black=bad. Which is why they had to use a fake name while the European vampires and werewolves were okay to print in comic books. Sci-fi flavored flesh eating ghouls like Night of the Living Dead are the approved way.
>>150174662Because sci-fi viruses are better. Magic and fantasy shit could work with marvel zombies but in most cases you want to present this scenario in a way people could invision irl.
>>150174789>Because sci-fi viruses are better.LAME, thats what they are!
>>150168633kys marvel shill, I'm not watching anything written or directed by zeb, nigger, wells.
>>150174662The original Hunger Virus is supernatural in nature. Marvel Zombies established it was "something" that Magneto made a deal with, then it was some sort of supernatural entity who targetted superhumans as the most effective way to spread the virus. The only thing that could turn people back to normal was Dormammu's flame. Any other cure simply destroyed the zombies.
Who are these two supposed to be?
>>150174296Feige has no one to blame but himself
I have no idea who any of those non zombies are. How would a zombie Thanos know how to use the infinity gauntlet? Where is Ultron?
>>150170121based
>>150175404Ultron is banned for story development reasons. Non-fleshy ones can't be infected.
>>150170676That doesn't really excuse not at least having Daredevil. He's been "back" since 2021, and has already appeared in an animated show.
>>150175404>How would a zombie Thanos know how to use the infinity gauntlet?in Marvel Zombies the zombies keep their cognitive abilities, they are completely aware of what they are doing but unable to stop themselves
>>150175378Eternals probably, that's likely why no one even recognizes them
So a sequel to the what if episode? Wonder what the chance is they end the threat with an infinity snap?
>>150174062Same>>150174353Obsessed
>>150170041unbelievably cringe. who the fuck asked for awkafina to come back?
>>150175575Reminds me a bit of The Sadness, where the zombies cry before attacking.
>>150168633Well. that looks fucking awful
>>150168633I can't stand this cel-shaded style they always go for. Feels less like a commitment to making animated Marvel cartoons and more like a cheaper alternative to making additional MCU series for D+.
>>150175518Would Ultron even care? (wrong word I suppose), he would actually welcome the extinction correct?
>>150176725They are still living dead which is too much living.
