I don't get it. Where's the joke?
>>150168768You know what exactly the joke is. If you wanted a mermaid thread or big boobs threads, just ask. You're with horny men and women here.
well at least you used a different image shill
>>150168768It's a reference to an incredibly obscure Peirs Anthony novel with a Chinese Mermaid with big tits
>>150168768the joke is that they dont want to fuck them, they want to kill and eat them
>>150169229Little surf and turf?
heavyh e a v y
>>150169229That's a rough fetish.
>>150168792>and women hereTits or GTFO
>>150168768There isn't
>>150168792The joke is that the fisherman is holding a fork in the second panel
>>150168792>You're with horny men and men-with-long-hair here.
Tits. The joke is big tits. Haha.
Funny porn OCs comics are so cute when they're drawn as children
>>150168768>that fucking forkImagine coming up with something worse than SEX IS THE JOKE. Just stick with the typical gooner punchline. They have mouths and tits. It still works.
>>150170727Mermaids clearly have sealed-off slits that only open during mating and use muscle contractions to effectively milk the male's member when inside of her since thrusting underwater is dangerous and makes continued mating difficult. Learn2marinebiology.
>>150170776Hopeful and copeful thinking anon.
>>150168792>You're with horny men and women hereGo back. >>>/lgbt/
>>150168768>jellyfish bikiniHmm...hmmmmm...This concept has got my noggin joggin and I want to see more
>>150168768Would've been funnier if they had a bulge.
>>150171090The thin tentacles would be the shoulder and back straps, the thick tentacles tied in a bow in front, the bodies are somewhat transparent...Assuming the mermaid is immune to the stings, the garment functions as self defense too.
>>150171090Tentacle bikinis have been a niche fetish thing for a while now.
>>150171227Tentacle bikinis or specifically jellyfish bikinis??
>>150171144Assuming they aren't it could be an s&m thing.
>>150171280Tentacles more broadly which are typically more based on anemones but I've seen some jellyfish ones.
>>150168768>>150170727There isn't the scotty one?
>>150168768>freckled redhead with braid >brown girl with short hairUh no, I'm keeping these two.
>>150168768>rejecting the ginger, the tan and the lass.
>>150168768Man I fucking love me some big tiddies but the girls from his first catch are just superior.
>>150170727Terrible taste. SEX IS THE JOKE comics have been “subverting expectations” for so long now that they have become the expectation. That the fisherman actually is just talking about their weight in meat (and the mermaids from their expressions don’t seem to realize this either) is definitely funnier than the alternative.
>>150171556Their names are Sam Gardner and Kris Oliveira, look em up and go nuts friend.
>>150168768The shelf with the cans of Xtra Thiqq Mermeat at a grocery store. And a label with a top heavy mermaid on it.
>>150169229Weird....why aren't they Japanese then?
>>150171904I get the dolphin safe brand for irony points.Remember dolphin safe labels on cans of tuna in the 90s? Before we found out that dolphins are asshole rapists?
>>150168792Why not both?>>150169229How is that funny? I don't want to see big titty girls get butchered [/spoiler]ok maybe the slight implications of their gory yet tasty demise does arouse me a bit but still
>>150168768>forkso he's going to eat them? and they're just cool with that? the skinny ones are mad that they're NOT going to be eaten?
>>150172160Don't go down that road man
>>150172178He is a fisherman This is a catch
>>150172206so what's the joke? mermaids are suicidal?
>>150168792Maybe he wanted a Jerk thread
>>150172306Some chicks are into that.It's the same kind of broads who are way to into slasher movies.
>>150172306That the mermaids don’t know, and presume he is rating them on their fuckability.
>>150168768The joke is that an Asian has big tits.
>>150172362>fuckabilitySize of their tits, obviously
>>150172160>blobfish mermaid
>>150172392She's a rare find then, I'd stuff her!
>>150172405Definitely not their fish vaginas
>>150168768The joke is that fishing regulations and quotas are fake and gay and i don't see why I couldn't fish with IEDs every now and then as long as I make and store them safely
>>150172193 sorry but I have already jerked it once to an amputated pair of tits from an article on Gigantomastia, imagining what it would be like to render out all that fat and fry some chicken tendies or something.
>>150172826Leopard seals are pretty sleek for all their blubber.Actually blubber is a lot more dense and vascular than human adipose tissue in general.
>>150172826>>150172877You know I thought about this exact comic when I opened the page. So my go to are sharks. Obvious if it's something like the ocean a mermaid would be fat. a great whiteBut if it was more tropical they'd be skinny like a tiger shark.
>>150171319WellI know what I'm drawing later
>>150168768Big mistake. The second two look like they'd be pillow princesses, the orange one actually looks like she'd be fun.
>>150168768>I dOnT gEt ItWhy, are you some sort of stupid fucking retarded idiot?
>>150173253I think people say shit like that because they just want to force discussion, usually when it's a political cartoonthat or they just say LOL
I recognize those characters
>>150168768>Where's the joke?MEATThat said, Sam>Marty
>>150172877i believe the term is yellow fat vs brown fat
I genocided all the white fats
>>150172160>How is that funny?The humor stems from the fact that the girls who got tossed back into the sea were the lucky ones
>>150171749Except it doesn't work in the context of the mermaids' reactions. They're acting like it's a good thing they've been caught or mad that they got dumped but mermaids not only know better but sometimes even prey on fishermen. You may not like that sex is the joke but what Jerk went with is even worse.
>>150175138Throw her backGet the kraken girl next time
>>150171028I don't get it
>>150168768>>150170727>>150172160>>150172178The joke is that eating the flesh of a mermaid gives you immortality.
>>150176128And are the mermaids supposed to like that?
>>150176171Who cares what they like
