Can anyone beat Team MMMT? (Empty or Mint?)
>>150170110The cock
>>150170110black cocks
>>150170110Who's the strongest male they could femdom?
>>150170110Mmm I love cocks
>>150170110Didn't tifa and Mikasa lose? So yeah probably.
Boomstick: All roads lead to power, which should go to Asura, right? Look at what he can do! If this came down to who made the bigger ka-boom he'd kick Kratos' ass in two seconds!Wiz: But a closer examination of their feats reveals...that's exactly the case.Boomstick: I mean, come on! Asura pops planets and stars like balloons! Kratos has NEVER done anything on that scale!Wiz: Even if we scale Kratos to world shattering or altering gods like Ragnarök or Atlas, Kratos never overpowered them directly, but rather had to employ trickery or teamwork against an oppressive foe.Boomstick: But even then, saying Kratos could overpower them, he'd still maybe only be able to destroy the universe, at most! Chakravartin could do just that, but Asura's insane rage boosts made the Creator go from stopping the big red guy with a finger, to breaking his arm on his head!>Popup: The God of War: Cookbook of the Nine Realms describes the GOW universe as significantly weaker than a 'normal' universe, much like DC Comics.Wiz: That's the thing, isn't it? It's easy to think that we never see Asura do anything that matches Kratos defeating the world scorching Helios or the realm destroying Surtr, but this ignores the core concept of God of War - that the gods are often dishonest with their power through mighty tales of their myths. Kratos himself says as much when he describes Jormungandr, a snake that allegedly circles the planet, as an 'exaggeration'. Even the developers of God of War have stated the realms are only maybe the size of Scandinavia! Meanwhile, the gods of Asura's Wrath are all very real and very upfront about how powerful they truly are.Boomstick: But hey, Santa Monica! If you give us God of War 6, we'll try this again.Wiz: That'd be pretty awesome.Boomstick: Even though he thought he could go Kra-toe to toe's with the god of wrath, the God of War more than met his Asura's Wrat-ch.We cut to the "Winner" card.Wiz: The winner is Asura.
>>150170110MMMT? Gangbanged me to death with their futa cocks
>>150170167someone weaker then an infant
>>150170167Mario and they'd force peach to watch like the cuckquean she is.
>>150170110Cry harder, Tifag.
>so weak he needs scaling>so weak he needs crossover scaling>so weak he needs crossover scaling to other crossover characters >still can't afford shoes
>>150170175I fucking missed the new thread post so it's time to reply to myself in the new thread.
>>150170110>>150170235Poor Asamiya Athena vs Elphelt
>>150170235you have the red dude vs the black dude
>>150170170No lies? Detected.
So what do you think of the taiyoken/solar flare, is it just a flash of light or is it a ki technique?
>>150170170>Even if we scale Kratos to world shattering or altering gods like Ragnarök or Atlas, Kratos never overpowered them directly, but rather had to employ trickery or teamwork against an oppressive foeWow… actual common fucking sense…>Kratos defeating the world scorching Helios or the realm destroying SurtrHe didn’t even fight Surtr, might wanna fix that.>Kratos himself says as much when he describes Jormungandr, a snake that allegedly circles the planet, as an 'exaggeration'. You should also add that “Asura has flown across the universe in mere minutes while Kratos hasn’t even left his planet.”
My cock solo'd MMMT
>>150170167Soul and Maka would willingly watch the other 3 instead of joining like the cuckquean she is.
>>150170235Bridget vs Astolfo, winner is whoever gives me the most orgasms.
>>150170291…used panties
>>150170291any male stronger then a coughing baby…
>>150170299... Which they gave to me as tribute so I don't brutally rape them.
>>150170215>a street fighter so he GAPES and RAPES the Touhou and Sonic verses
>>150170320post Ryu's best feat
>>150170155Favorite character?
>>150170319…in the sissy competition
>>150170339He consistently matches Akuma in fights and Akuma punches an island into sinking.
>>150170110>a team full of shotaconYEP, THEY FUCK LITTLE BOYS!
>>150170354My KWEEN Lisa Hamilton of course!
>>150170368>scalingpost Ryu's best feat
Sonic gapes Goku and his verse btw
are they right? is Elden Ring annoying to try and powerscale?
Buy Ruby coin, it can only go up after this dip
>>150170354the MMMT
>>150170339Being a street (Touhou and Sonic) fighter
>>150170356...Which you won.
>>150170368it's funny, the first time I saw that I assumed Akuma teleported the island instead because you don't see it sinking and I needed it spelled out to me. but then the island is back on a later installment...
Characters that can destroy the Dragon Ball universe>Kirbydone
>150170373Texas gentlemen... bring me his head.
>>150170401It's just a wall-building level verse that only gets screwy with vague magic that doesn't actually scale to people's physicals
>>150170110>all japaneseA LIGHT BEER for them.
>>150170170I just watched Kratos vs Asura on the official DEATH BATTLE channel and this was the result.
Asura vs. Ben 10 in the job off. Who wins?
>>150170465Tiffany Rockhard is not japanese
>>150170110>>150170167According to VSBW>Maka Albarn Low multiverse Level>Mitsuru Kirijo Outerversal (yes I'm not making this shit up)>Mikasa Ackerman City Block Level (WTF)>Tifa Lockhart Multiversal So the question would be what is Mikasa doing for the team? who can actually defeat them (outside of Capeshit comics preferably for more Interesting answers)
>>150170235Penny from RWBY vs RamlethalWe would all watch Penny die for a 3rd fucking time
>>150170465neither is maka
>>150170401No, Elden Ring powerscalers are annoying to contend with though.Aside from a very very tight group of entities, no one in the setting is actually more than building level.Those that are above a certain point (Heolster, Elden Beast) are solely through some variety of esoteric abilities rather than anything stat related.
>>150170499>what is Mikasa doing for the team?She has three holes, they have three cocks… you do the math
>>150170482Asura has really only jobbed once, which was against Deus at the very beginning who was just way stronger than him. His fight with Yasha after killing Wyzen was him armless and exhausted, with Yasha being stronger than Wyzen by a wide margin. After that, he doesn’t get defeated until his first encounter with Chakravartin who was straight up his creator and the God of Mantra.
>>150170495>>150170506Japanese made, thus victims of the LONE CHAD STATE
>>150170525>>150170499Mitsuru is outer cuz of shin megami tenseiperso a on its own is low multi imo
>>150170110Impregnated by CHADhan. Also>moeshit thumbnailWill be a shitty thread.
>>150170525So that's why she became a dyke...
>>150170550>moeshit???
>>150170547Funny how both Mitsuru and Maka scale much higher because another series retroactively buffs their settings
>>150170499How did Persona scalers manage to get such a foothold?These characters aren't defeating things that physically threaten the universe or anything. More stuff that just, permeates.Also seeing as Shadows and their cross series kin require specialized options to handle, it would suggest that Persona users are just kryptonite to Shadows.
>>150170542He jobbed in Death Battle
>>150170499Maka - Front Runner Mitsuru - Combat Leader Mikasa - Recon/Tactics Leader Tifa - Punch and Magic Brawler
>>150170525Every team does need a cock holster
>>150170550Let's get this out of the way because I don't want to repeat myself in the future.You are a refugee here, Dragonkek, don't go around complaining about the OPs or whatever topic of discussion because you have no rights or leverage to even open your mouth.Is that clear?
>>150170565At least they aren't as crazy as Umineko scalers who believe feats that are fiction within their series make their whole cast Tier 1 and beyond.
>>150170600>mobile imagelol
>>150170574>He jobbed in [fanfiction]I should care why exactly?
>>150170482Ben. Asura doesnt really job in his own setting while Ben's been punked before and more often if I recall right
>>150170600>mobilefag talking about refugeesAlso, the humor of these threads took from /dbs/.
>>150170619KWAB
>>150170612Yeah? Browns don't have phones in whatever jungle you call home?
>>150170565Are we going to ignore Nyx life wiping the planet / Makoto making a night sky realmIzanami wipping the planet with mistP4A fighting Kagutsuchi who threaten the unicersePQ fichting the god of timeP5 yalbadoath controlling all of mementos, which has a separate time space fper citizen of the world, and Futaba/Okumura having stars in their palaces.
>>150170617>He jobbed in [CANONth Battle]Yup yup! Start caring.
>>150170503Penny gets mogged by all her matchups (Ram, Nu, Labrys)
>>150170629>Also, the cancer of these threads took from /dbs/I know, that's why we need to get rough with these Rapefugees, /dbg/ is only good when people actually talk about MUs without parroting /dbs/ garbage trying to be funny
>>150170600>m>thumbnail not even being on topic
>>150170638I'm going to ignore someone who can only speak in broken English, yes
>>150170503
I've heard it be argued that the entire cast of RWBY is actually weaker than they were at the beginning, is this true? And is it good writing showcasing the toll attrition takes on people or is it bad writing showcasing the pitfalls of meandering?
>>150170655No, I mean in the nicest description possible that these threads have always been /dbs/ bootlegs.
>>150170638Yes, all of them did very esoteric things to threaten the world around them.This does not mean that the characters have stats that remotely match these in the senses of taking or dealing damage nor does it afford them any speed.
>Kekgon Cucks getting uppity Behave, or else I'll have to call (((HIM))) to humble you again
>>150170565It's literally just part of the grand arms race for powerscaling that happened after the DBS shockwaves. If someone like Darkseid can be so powerful because he's an archetypal being from a platonic realm, then logically you can use the same sort of autism for Persona.Personafags are also likely bitter that they were previously the victims of bully bull Jojo characters (see the old Jotaro vs Yu DBX) and that SMT gets taken a lot more seriously than they do, even if it's also a relatively weak verse.
>>150170600They've tried to turn this into a colony for years because they thought battleboarding was as hollow as their anime. Big mistake. Now they're here forever
>>150170705if you say so
>>150170707MY MONITOR IS SHAKINGPLEASE DON’T SUMMON THE BEAAAASST
>that other character jobbed in Death Battle? Funny.>MY FAVORITE CHARACTER JOBBED IN DEATH BATTLE? AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! FANFICTIONFANFICTIONFANFICTIONFANFICTIONFANFICTIONFANFICTIONFANFICTIONFANFICTION! STOP THE RIGGING OF FANFICTION!
>getting upitty>againIs it time?
>upitty
Today I will remind them...
>mfw when a fanfiction battle is a fanfiction battle
My favorite character has a wife who loves him very much and children who thinks he's the coolest and strongest man in the universe
>>150170731My favorite has never jobbed tho, sorry your favorite cock sleeve is so weak
>>150170762GokuGOD....
>>150170762He only has one child but the sentiment still applies.
>>150170701Nit really. Jaune's team seemed to grow a bit in power and Ruby got some training with her mcguffin power. Weiss also got better at summoning and stuff. You could argue Yang got "weaker" because she lost a limb but she otherwise seems to operate the same. Blake is probablu the worst as I recall her jobbing even more as it went on and she already kinda sucked
>>150170762Yep YEP! That's my hero, Wally West!
>>150170708>DBXYeah the researched show.
>>150170749In actual scaling, does Korra really lose to Tigress?
>>150170762Edward GOD...
>disrespecting MoeGODS
My favorite character has a small penis.
>>150170762This could apply to Godzilla
>>150170817Tigress doesnt really scale to full power Po unless she personally pulls some goofy feats in the cartoon that I am not aware of. Tigress probably thrashes Korra in actual fisticuffs but gets btfo by avatar state bending bullshit
>>150170762Kratos…
>>150170839Juri-bro....
>>150170839KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSS!
My favorite character lost custody of his kids (and the dog) and owes ruinous amounts of alimony
>>150170833>visible loli nudityTexas victim.
>>150170839I'm grateful you like me so much, anon
KIIIIIINGTHRUUUUUUUS
MathrusKEKS CANNOT show their ugly faces in these halls unless they PROVE their power by embedding a virus in a link and taking out at least 3 separate computers of anons. Do I make myself clear?
BIIIIIITCHTHRUUUUUUUS
>>150170866Kratos… Warrior-Z is your biggest fan after all.
Is this video correct?
>>150170762Literally only Son Goku...
>mugenbrowns out of NOWHERE
>>150170110Wouldn't Maka be cheating since it's technically two people?
>>150170932She is the one on the ep title otherwise it might be team SMMMT(Summit? Something?)
>>150170862He only has one child and gets partial custody but the sentiment still applies.
>AlanKEK
>>150170932She can beat Ruby without Soul if you want to get silly and go with her punching Kishin Asura to death with her bare hands. That or her crazy mode
>AlanCHADHe got hotter women than Charlie
Maka just begged all the characters ITT to gang bang Soul while she watches, but my HERO was the only one that said no.
GIVE ME TOONFORCEGIVE ME FIRENERF HER EYE HAXOR I RETIRE
>>150170983Son Goku says no to infidelity.
>AlanKINGCharlie raped a goat btw.
Can’t rape the willing
Rape doesn't exist
>>150171033Yup. Mark wasn't raped because his penis was hard and he finished (he wanted it and just lied to get pity)
Itachi Uchiha solos your favorite verse >B-ButDon't care. Totsuka Blade GG. Bow down to your goddamn solo king.
>>150170817Nah, she gapes her, unless you start scaling her to poo bootleg xianxia shit.
Soon....
>>150170946So is it just like a fist fight or something. >>150170983Soul and Maka are canonically a couple that care a lot about loyalty and partnership. She would never want or allow Soul to get assaulted by other women, and Soul would never want to cheat on her.
>>150171048Knocked her up on the first try too.
>>150171071They do have some weird shit going on with Blair in the last chapter though
>>150171000>tripsLOYALku my HERO.
>>150171052>sexy jutsu and nude 12 year old Hinata scenesItachi and his entire verse are GAPED by Hank Hill and Sandy Cheeks with TX SB20 scaling.
>>150170932BEASTka can trash Ruby with her bare hands if she needs to
>>150171071...dreamed Soul while tired of Maka making him plow every living thing in sight while she watches.
>>150171085>A cat is fine (too)...
>All this people rereading Soul Eater I-is anyone also rewatching RWBY?
>>150171246>All these peopleIts 1 guy. Nobody likes Soul Eater or RWBY. Episode 200 should have been Goku vs Superman 4.
>>150171277
>>150171143You heavily underestimate Jokerwank and Batwank.
>>150171277Based.
Please just let Goku and Superman fight other characters. I'm begging you.
>>150171309Do they compare to Spider-Man (No longer holding back)?
>>150171277>Nobody likes Soul Eater or RWBYAside from the multiple people in this tread discussing it. Along with the OP. Why would you assume 'nobody likes' two incredibly popular anime / manga?
>>150171322sureafter goku wins that is
>>150171277SE was really popular in the late 2000s I still remember the huge meltdown when instead of releasing a remake for the Original SE story we got "Soul Eater Not!"
>>150171246I'm re-reading Soul Eater's manga and listening to RWBY's buttrock soundtrack because watching RWBY's show causes me physical pain
>>150171329>Why would you assume 'nobody likes' two incredibly popular anime / manga?Because only MY opinion matters.
Tatsuya from Persona 2
MMMT is a fun team
>>150171360...Is a faggot (along the joker the crosdressing furfag).
>>150171309>You heavily underestimate Jokerwank and Batwa- ACK!
>>150171324Not even close.Spider-Man (not holding back) is singularly comparable in power to Hulk, Thor or Surfer according to his wankers.Batman solos the entirety of the Justice League up to the entirety of DC Earth and all cosmic entities which are comprised of dozens of Hulk or Thor tier opponents.
>>150171394>Spider-man holding Bane and RaasKek.
>>150171383Furries are based. They make my pp hard
>>150171412it is accurate tho
>430Men.....
>>150171430That's hot.
ey mang, you got n e more ciggies?
>>150171309You underestimate Spiderwank.
>>150171493Well yeah his writers hate him
>>150171394In reality: spidey goes schizo after joker rapes his family and he has to sell his soul and an entire orphanage to mephisto this time to fix it, meanwhile BatGOD is having the time of his life using his contingency plans he came up with to exploit spidey's villain's weaknesses
>>150171277you are pathetic :3
>>150171309>Jokerwankkek
Reminder Death Battle thinks capeshit street tiers (and James Bond) all move and fight at light speed (>800,000 Mach speed)
>>150171621>kekpost your favorite character wearing better underwear
>>150171493There's nothing to underestimate.Spiderwank hasn't been a thing for nearly a decade now, since he punched Scorpion's jaw off. He's currently eating rats in the sewers.Batnigger has just within the past year or so been said to be the most dangerous force on the planet and has built JL-soloing level robots casually. And we've had literally multiple events about him being able to solo DC multiple times over within the past half decade alone.
>>150171381MMMT doesn't work though. Because Soul is his own person, but he's also a package deal.
>>150171646>and has built JL-soloing level robots casuallyso why hasn't any villain like hacked them robots to defeat the JL?
>>150171277I'm also reading it.
>>150171634no they said James Bond doing it was an outlier which is the only instance of them doing something like that
>>150171143Banebros...
>>150171660He is included on the first M
>>150171667I mean, that's been tried. Batman is just still too smart and overcomes even himself and beats said robots.
>>150171670everyone is doing it except that guywhat a weirdo he is
It's lonely at the top...
>>150171646Spider-CHAD is off planet after fighting Not-Ares. BatKEK would job to a single punch.
>>150171711...of Maka's hard futacock.
>>150171689>and beats said robotsthen why does he need the robots when he himself is enough?
>>150171667That literally happened in Absolute Power
With all the nonsense Batman can get away with despite being human, you have to wonder who on the Death Battle staff hates Batman enough to lie and have him job so much.
>>150171670>>150171701>Almost a minute apart Dame its really just one guy rthing? Who would have guessed?
>>150171722All this time he's been playing human.
Soul Eater will go 2-0
>>150171723was it good or absolutely ludicrous?>>150171747jesus christ...>>150171730>anon is a schizobruva
>>150171727he does beat everyone on his fights if he had prep.... except Tony.
Composite Batman vs Composite Sherlock when??
>>150171779Sherlock is a fraud
>>150171779>composite Sherlock canonically scales and beats Lovecraft monstersWould actually be a fun fight desu
>>150170170>death battle if it was good
>>150170215But enough about Godzilla.
>>150171754Maka's fucked lol Ruby blew up a big mech and has a real gun
>>150171851Hey, Charles Barkley bought him a pair.
>>150171246I rewatch Ruby only seasons 1 through 4
>>150171795Youre only saying that because he's high.
>>150171902Why does Charles look colossal in the first panel
>>150170701Unironically they just can't animate good balls to the wall action anymore.
>>150171851Godzilla at least has featsRyu is the composite scaling man, nothing impressive so he has to scale to other fuckers and other fuckers from different series
>>150171902This is canon in Fortnite.
>>150171920Silver Dollar
>>150171767It was boring and multiversal slop in the end but this panel brought me joy
>>150171676>an outlieryuck. we don't use that here. I almost barfed
>>150171965lmaosaved
>Sonic: So long Gay Faggot Porch Turtle Bowser!
On your knees, pigs in human clothing.
>>150172046YES MA'AM, MY LIFE (AND ASSHOLE) IS YOURS!
Tony Montana vs Tommy Vercettiwho wins?
>>150172046>On your knees, pigs in human clothingt. oolong victim
>>150172046Who you calling a pig in human clothing?!
>>150172046pigs? don't mind if I do
>>150172154>jews are pigswhat a pic
>>150172154That pup is about to get a triple helping of pork.
>>150170110Can anyone beat the LAWFUL SQUAD?
KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>150172175he also disguised himself as a Jew but that got censored
>>150172220It took me like 20 seconds before I realized what the joke was
ROOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSS!
>>150172046How about we have a lil dance instead, lady?
>>150172220Goku, his meat sacks, and that faggot Namor
>>150172185>homosexual fantasiesfavorite pig?
why don't you like him /dbg/? he killed an annoying black guy
>>150172286>unironic racismLeave.
>>150172275why does he look like this?
Minor Fixes
>>150172275This is probably one of the only few sonic MUs for which I actually hope they do a rematch solely cause still I can't believe they thought that was a good enough sprite to use for DK, was there seriously nothing else they could use? I'm pretty sure SSF2 had a decent enough sprite for him back then.
>>150172260
>>150172297Edited character sprite from some Marvel vs Capcom monkey guy
Whats crazy to me about Mario vs Sonic 2 is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Mario doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Hyper Sonic, and so durable that Hyper Sonic literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.He resists all of Sonic's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, he hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Mario was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Mario. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Mario would be just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Pure Hearts, the Tanooki suits, or even forms like Giga Cat Mario or "Turns people into gold coins" Mario or even Cappy, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Mario to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Mario's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
I'm extremely jewish
>>150172292But he's based like Zoro, isn't he? Why do you call Deku a cuck and make fun of him?
>>150172336The Three Pigs…
>>150172336oy veyshut it downshut this thread down
>>150172330how's the 90 dollar kart racer going?
>>150172336We know, >>150172292
>>150172336Ben Grimm...
your fav character's powers? Anti-Semitic therefore NULLIFIED
>>150172336Superman...
>>150172330Really makes me wonder why they didn't also do a Luigi vs Tails 2 right after because by the same logic, Luigi god-stomps Tails even worse. Tails is by far one of the weakest members if not the weakest member of the main Sonic cast and even Archie Tails despite being hyped up as having the potential to surpass Archie Sonic and Archie Knuckles ended up becoming a background jobber by the end of preboot.
>>150172114who?
ENOUGH MAKA AND SOUL ARE A *CANON* COUPLE WHO ARE LOYAL TO EACH OTHER.ENOUGH WITH THE KEK FANFICTION
>>150172399Maka is a cuck
>>150172399>unironically disliking kekoldryLeave. NOW.
>>150172399Maka is the underdog
>>150172399Maka is for Crona
>>150172391Sonic would never do this.
>>150172406Maka is fucked now like Tom and Godzilla
>>150172341...no? Deku is a massive crybaby fag.>>150172330Trvthnvke>>150172336...superman...
>>150172242I think Satsuki wins this after the video game desu
>>150172330>mario vs sonic 3 would be a repeat of bowser vs eggman, where mario gigastomps in base, has relative stats at max wank, and wins through a massive hax advantage>mickey mouse is reserved for bugs>stomps mega man>stomps kratos>stomps linkWhat's next for Mario?
>>150172418Juggernaut would
>>150172399Maka is the KEKQUEEN of /dbg/ and we love her for it.
>>150172301>>150170499>Deku"LOOK AT THOSE SWEET STREET TIERS I'M GONNA- Wait... Let me look something up...">Deku pulls his phone and Googles VSBW"WHAT THE FUCK!? Maka Albarn Low Multiversal!? Tifa Lockhart Multiverse!? Mitsuru Kirijo... O-OUTER FUCKING VERSAL!?!? What the fuck are they feeding these girls!?">Maka"Pasta">Mitsuru "Takoyaki">Tifa"Donuts" >Mikasa "Eren." >Deku"I wasn't talking to you Mikasa... OH RIGHT! Despite what VSBW says... You are basically a Street Tier, right!?">Suddenly All the girls Look at Deku a bit too hard causing him to instantly fold>Deku "I'm sorry, my ladies! Maka-Sama! Please let me give you a massage! Mitsuru-Sama, I'll do your laundry real quick, we don't want any stains on those expensive looking coats don't we? And After that I'll go buy some groceries for Tifa-sama!"
>>150172391YOU BASTARD! YOU EVIL MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO DOOM'S FAVORITE TOWERS YOU DESPICABLE PLUMBER?
>>150172441How did Dr.Doom react to this?
>>150172439who the fuck is asking for Mario vs Kratos besides the fags that watched Racist Mario and got pissed Kratos killed him at the end?
Lightning is our featsQueen
>>150172406if Maka loses I'm going to Dox you and kill you
>>150172402>>150172403>>150172442meds NOW. ALL OF YOU. MAKA IS NOT A KEKQUEAN.
>>150172450he was crying
>>150172439Jobbing to Kirby
>>150172419>>150172459Nevermind Maka is the stomper
>>150171277Cope
>>150172445KEK, BASED, CANON
>>150172399Are they? I was looking fan art in Google and one of the AI generated questions was about Soul not actually having romantic feelings for her
>>150172465Dame same
>>150172470TOO LATE SHE'S DOOMED
https://imgur.com/a/FsSmS8xMaka vs Ruby Ending Leaked
>>150172398>not knowing our HEROleave these halls right now
For the love of god, listtroon shut the fuck up
>>150172350How is Sega and Viacom Crossworlds featuring Minecraft and Pacman going?
>>150172495meds NOW nigger
Kneel
>>150172463She's not a KEKQUEEN. She's the KEKQUEEN.
>>150172220Fixed
>>150172495this
>>150172511I kneel, but only to get a whiff of those grippers
Yang vs Vi (RWBY vs Arcane)Mark vs Nova (Invincible vs Marvel)Master Chief vs Samus Aran (Halo vs Metroid)Leia vs Zelda (Star wars vs Zelda)Dormamuu vs Trigon (DC vs Marvel)Lucifer Morningstar vs Nyarlathothep (DC bs Lovecraft)Garou vs Cell (One Punch Man vs Dragon Ball)Nero vs Magik (DMC vs Marvel)Makoto Yuki vs Neku Sakuraba ((Persona vs The World Ends with You)Giratina vs Alduin (Pokémon vs Skyrim)Vttaite vs Yhwach (Star Wars vs Bleach)Dimentio vs Magalor (Mario vs Kirby)Piccolo vs Daewi Han (Dragon Ball vs God of Highschool)Dan Kuso vs Gingka Hajime (Bakugan vs Beyblade)Cuthulu vs Shuma Gorath (Lovecraft vs Marvel)Anti-Spiral vs Apocalymon (Gurren Lagann vs Digimon)The Chosen One vs Shadow The Hedgehog (Alan Becker vs Sega)
>>150172275That's the fucking worst DK sprite I've ever seen.
>>150172524Curious George?
>>150172524
>>150172220I don't get it. Why is Namor hanging out with Simon and Sonic? Is he going to cuck them too?
>>150172531I like Yang vs Vi for a Yang runback.Would also like Neo vs Toga for a different RWBY episode.
>>150172495he has a low intelligence of a spic and the small dick of a spic, he'll never shut up
>>150170708It is so strange honestly. Some characters still fit in their settings with their motivations even with maximized wank (mostly fight idiots and end of series bastions), but others completely fail in this metric.If Superman has immeasurable speed, then it makes you wonder how he wouldn't be able to stop any crime from occuring if he maintained the values he has.*If Goku was the speed of light (however many times over), then it doesn't really violate his motivation to fight strong guys and get stronger.*The first time Kyle becomes Ion tries to address this. Clark doesn't like that Kyle is solving everyone's problems in the galaxy (since Kyle had omnipresence across a galaxy wide range at the time) because it was robbing people of their agency and they were beginning to worship Kyle/Ion as a god. Since this extends to things like tilling the fields and such, I think that it isn't so much that Superman is fine with letting some people suffer.
This matchup has been confirmed since 2016 and in the nine years of waiting for it to happen I have only seen one person that unironically thinks Ruby wins outside of seething Tifafags. How is Maka the underdog here?
>>150172589>How is Maka the underdog here?She's a cuck
>>150172542Anti-feats you say? Ruby scales to Weiss who canonically knocked herself out with a rock (pic related) and Weiss who lost to bunch of mice and Grimm. Nice scaling you got there loser
I have no stakes in this battle. I just think Ruby winning would be funny and create a new ruler of the halls.
>>150172597that rock has SMT scaling albeit
>>150172399Post blair not cucking maka with her "pussy"
It's funny how Bardock vs Nolan's analysis invalidated the entire debate between Bardock's original most popular match upBardock vs MinatoGiving Bardock asteroid reaction speed scaling from anime filler removes the debate Minato had with his speed advantage and hax
>>150172589The team outright stalled making the match so Ruby could get more feats. Says a lot
>>150172596>She's a cuckImplying that Ruby isn't. Reminder that Ruby got:>cucked out of her screentime by Jaune>cucked out of her character arcs by Jaune>cucked out of power-ups by Jaune>cucked out of popularity by Jaune>cucked out of character development by Jaune>cucked from her dream by Jaune>cucked from her lesbian romance with Weiss by Jaune
>>150172558>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! KINGmon not only have you taken my one and only IRRELEVANT awards but now you're here to KEK ME by fucking Sandy?!?!?!?!?! AND no mater what I'll be too WEAK to stop you even with my TROON FORCE?!?!?!?!?! AND as your fucking Sabdy's squirrel hole you'll force my KEKKY SPONGE ASS to WATCH as you CREAMPIE in her NUTHOLE?!?!?!?’bnv well all I have to say is I'M A KEKKY KEKER ROCK!!!!!!
>>150172628>removes the debate Minato had with his speed advantage and haxhasn't this happened more than once by now, kek?
>Of COURSE feats don’t matter! If WEAKsura had used more flowery language, he TOTALLY would have won!How do Lorefags not see how stupid they look saying this shit…?
>>150172643>mater>your>Sabdy's>’bnv
>>150172499pretty good, actually. I expected crossovers in a game called CROSSworlds
>>150172670what series are crossovering anyway?
Superman inspires narcissistic mass murderers
>BARK BARK BARKBoy...it's been months. You will never become a Better Man at this rate.
>>150172642lesbian romance with Weiss or Penny or Jaune* He refused to fuck her lmao. She's unironically the second biggest cuckquean after Pyrrha.
Bring me Jin-w00. Now.
>>150172684Pac-Man, Spongebob, TMNT, Minecraft, Avatar, Persona, Miku and Yakuzaand more, because we got one more DLC pack and my personal bet is DC comics
>>150172691>Avoiding out GAPING session again, SISSYtos?
>>1501726917 months actually
>>150172700LEL.
>>150172705oh, and more in the free DLCs which are the SEGA franchises
>outASAARa...
>>150172705>PersonaForced.
>ATREUUUSSS!!!! BRING ME MY COOKBOOK!
>>150172720eh, it's a successful franchise. it's only logical to slap joker in the racermy personal wanted is Billy Hatcher and Astro bot for free and DLC but that's probably a long shot.the DC comics crossover had a kart for batman and joker and that screams "early DLC design" to me.
>>150172698>refuses to fuck you>kills your robowaifu>steals your partner and cucks you>dooms you into romance with mystery meat shota who will have his mind replaced by your icky headmasterWhen you think about it, Jaune subjected Ruby to very brutal cucking
>>150172719mobile posting, please understand
>>150172711Im sorry, was Dante's Inferno been given a revisit and there's some lore or feat people ignored for ages?
>>150170110Maka my beloved
>>150172705okay I don't know what I can say about it other than that's the WEIRDEST lineup ever
>>150172717Post Jin-woo tanking a nuclear explosion
>>150172740no
>>150172670Well I expected actual Sonic characters in a game promoted as and titled a Sonic game. Considering Sonic has multiple timelines and alternate media they still have legal access to, Crossworlds should have actually been Sonic Crossworlds.>>150172705>all of these franchises Sonic needs to suck off to stay relevantWhy is this series so pathetic?
>>150172519GEEEEEEEEEEEEG SHITpermanSISSIES
>>150172639They did the same with Luffy, Ash and Deku.
>>150172761>deletedIt probably was gay porn again
>>150172657I mean the xitter fag kind of has a point, if someone like cell said the entire galaxy is going to get blown up instead of Solar System it would change
inb4 Ruby dies and sees Monty Oum in heaven
Maka better curb stomp that gay rip off
>>150172657You see, Kratosura was REALLY a DEEPLY philosophical, Shakespearian TRAGEDY!It's TRULY one of the BEST if you REALLY think about it!
>>150172779Ruby will win because it's funnier
/dbg/ live dub over Kratos vs Asura when?
>>150172752I dig it. I like when crossovers have a WTF factor. I can understand people being annoyed at the lack of sonic like this dude's melty >>150172759 but i think the sonic part of the roster is fine. Only thing i think should be in it is some classic and IDW rep and they've confirmed if the game does well we'll get more seasons of DLC, and from what i've seen on twitter is that this game's preorders has outdone some serious hard htiters but i MIGHT be wrong on that or misunderstanding. and the IDW lesbians and Classic characters scream "second season padding" material
>>150172785>Asura a raging psychopath10/10 ragebait
>>150170704It's a colony
>>150172753Watch the digits of what I was replying to.
Why are we STILL talking about Kratos vs Asura months later?
>maka wins>volume 10 comes out a year later>ruby destroys a multiversal walmart
>>150172798there is ONE thing i really don't like and that's the lack of voices for DLC. but i can understand that it keeps costs down and licensing some of these character's voices will be difficult.Joker and Ichiban don't have as much of an excuse but perhaps that's just to keep DLC consistent.
>>150172766Those are just characters they plan to use at some point, not characters with confirmed episodes they're delaying out of favoritism
Between Ruby and Maka, my favorite is the scythe wielding female student that starts black and red. The one who's world has a moon with a weird design
>>150172821because the Asura posters have become the new Benfags
>>150172821People still talk about Yang v Tifa, Toph v Gaara, Bowser v Ganon, and loads of other lousy episodes years later.Suck it up and deal with it, it did everything wrong, and remains the absolute worst of Nu-Death Battle. Nothing's coming close for a LONG time.
>>150172798>"melty"I'm sorry anon, but I will not dick ride a game like Crossworlds after how Sonic is treated as a brand by Sega. This is like if after how the Dragon Ball IP has been treated as of lately, Sparking Zero was later revealed after advertising awhile as a Dragon Ball game to be some Shonen Jump crossover with lots of Disney characters because of Dragon Ball Evolution. You can say that sounds awesome, but when you're in the position of being a fan of these series, you feel real pain.
I wonder if the rumours of Among us being the final pack will be true...
Ruby will be TEACHING Maka
Reminder CHADolf CHADler was so powerful not even JEWperman could prevent him from doing what didn't happen
>>150172894Human Torch victim
>>150172864>it gets even worseBeing a Sonic fan makes me feel like a cuck.
>>150172894Superman was fighting Japs
>>150172900>Hits you with an outerversal spear
If Superman slaps japs, what does Goku do?
>>150172894>loses to Stalin in 1v1>mogged by Mao and Pol Pot in featsKWAB
Can Goku redeem Hitler?
>>150172953SHITlerbros...EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!
Bring me maki from jjk
>>150171246Okay I might watch volume 1 if it makes you feel better....after I finish reading soul eater
>>150171246Lol no. I'll go rewatch soul eater for a 3rd time
>>150172953>>150172988I'm a retarded ottocord amerimutt and this is my post
>>150172990fuck off, shill
I just shat my pants for the fifth time today, fuck my gay life
>>150172990The movie has literally 0 impressive feats, post them destroying a building
>K-Slop Semen Hunters
>>150172657Just goes to show how arbitrary and useless this hobby is, doesn't it?
Kratos vs. Asura is a masterpiece. It changed my life and cured me of cancer.
>>150172917>Fought some suicidal tardsSounds like Supersmurfer
>>150172647There was a time Roshi vs Jiraya was actually debatable lmao
Death Battle Moments that Defined a Generation
My favorite is still Bowser vs Eggman
>>150173024I can post them destroying a fucking wall
My OC vs any characterScale them to infinite +1SolosAny questions chuds?
>>150173093For me? It's Kratos vs Asura, the best death battle episode.
>>150173079The teacher and his student
No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.
>>150172688
I find it funny how the “you are a monster no longer” line makes no sense when you find out where it came from. Kratos only said it to Athena’s ghost saying he’s a monster. He specifically says, “I know. But I am your monster no longer.” He knows he’s a monster but he’s not under her or the gods’ control anymore. So him lecturing Asura on being a monster no longer would basically be implying Asura was under the control of some god when that was never the case in Asura’s game while it was in Kratos’. DB just had no clue what they were referencing. So all the “you are a monster” memes are basically Kratos just projecting his insecurity for being the gods’ attack dog.This is a guy who killed 99% of Greece in a sissy fit lecturing a guy who’s never hurt a single innocent person.
>>150173132>I find it funny
>>150173076How? Roshi was blowing up the moon as early as Dragon Ball's second arc. It took until The Last for Naruto himself to just cause the moon to break in half against an equally as strong opponent and a bunch of shinobi, several of which were way stronger than Jirariya like Killer Bee, needed to work together with their chakras to power a beam that had the potential to blow up the moon. This is not a debate. Roshi effortlessly oneshots.
The fodder demons they can kill are also able to destroy a plane easily
>>150173152>Planes job to water>Normal people drink waterThese demons job to 2 year olds
>>150173152>chain scalingPost them destroying a plane.
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...>*dies*
>>150173175
>>150173177Outerversal metal bars, chuddie. Didn't you read the cookbook?
>>150173177Lol
>>150173177k, b, c
>>150173177>
>>150172393Archie Tails is for Kyle's pity win
>>150172785Asura was less like raging psychopath but a retarded dickhead in the fight. He at least told Mithra to run and got pissed off when he saw her crying, even though he started the fight even when he clearly saw she was unharmed. What Kratos actually saw was someone who attacked him unprompted and immediately projected the idea that the dude was a psychopath like himself who would slaughter an entire country in a fit of rage.
Gameplay, cutscenes, and author statements place arbitrary restrictions on Kratos that wouldn't apply in a death battle setting, we're supposed to take characters at their best.
>>150173232
>>150172456Friday Night Funkin fans that came across it for the first time.
>>150173177>even bars are stronger than AsuraWhy is Asura so weak?
>>150173246>we're supposed to take characters at their bestBuildings will TREMBLE
>>150173246>that wouldn't apply in a death battle setting, we're supposed to take characters at their best.I like how this just becomes an excuse to wank characters as much as they want with bullshit
>>150173250we have FNF fans here? Jesus
Rumi when empowered by souls is able to cut a giant fire monster in half. Surely thats at least large building level ap.
Feats, scaling, statements, gameplay, cutscenes, the writer, the writer's statements, existence itself is too weak to show KINGtos's best.
>>150172831I would fucking GUFFAW if, after 10 years of knowing about the matchup and never giving Ruby any buffs, the next volume gave her the feats she needed to kill Maka AFTER she already lost. Literally minmaxing spite against their dead friend, Miles and Kerry would be actual psychopaths for that one.
>Composite Goku is that strongSUPERMANBROS MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FIGHT THOR NEXT TIME...
>>150173232Is Kyle really so pathetic that he can only win against this?
>>150173330>GUFFAWwhat?
>>150172953Hitler is literally outerversal via killing real-life people and thus being above fiction. Just like every other IRL murderer.
>>150173332>living wifeBruh
Kratos, Beats, Composite-fiction
>>150173232Archie Tails is for stomping Dreamy Luigi as TITAN TAILS
>>150173332>Goku has a wife, kids, and grandkids while Simon ended his story accepting that Kamina and the universe cucked him despite having the tools to change thatYes. Goku STOMPS.
>>150173146old narutofags were deluded. there is a reason why moot banned naruto threads
>>150173177KWAB!
>>150173249The mech’s engines roared, missiles launching in a deadly arc. Luigi, limping but relentless, activated Thunderhand, electricity arcing from his fingertips. The bolts fried the mech’s circuits, causing an explosion that shredded Tails’ right leg, bone jutting through torn fur and flesh. The fox crashed, blood pooling beneath him, but he hacked a pipe system with Miles Electric, triggering traps—spikes and spectral hands erupting from the ground. Luigi’s Negative Zone pulsed, time slowing to a crawl, the spikes freezing mid-air. He hobbled forward, delivering a Super Jump Punch that caved in the mech’s cockpit, Tails’ blood splattering the dashboard.Desperate, Tails clutched Chaos Emeralds, transforming into Super Tails. His golden form radiated power, energy blasts tearing through the arena. Luigi countered with a Cat Suit, claws slashing through the barrage, raking across Tails’ chest. Ribs cracked, blood gushed, and Tails staggered, his invulnerability waning. Luigi doubled down with Double Cherry, duplicates flanking Tails. The fox’s tail constructs shielded him, but the Poltergust drained his Chaos energy, his fur dulling as power faded.In a final gambit, Tails unleashed a laser barrage, but Luigi vanished with a Vanish power, reappearing behind him. The White Tanooki suit glowed, infinite invincibility surging. With a guttural cry, Luigi unleashed a charged Green Missile, the impact a visceral explosion. Tails’ body crumpled, his torso splitting open, organs spilling onto the ground in a gory mess, his head rolling to a stop amidst the carnage. Silence fell, broken only by the drip of blood into the dirt.K.O.!
>>150173332when has deathbattlematchups ever gotten a single matchup right outside of insanely obvious shit
>>150173360>FORGOTTan KEKails formThe Flynn era ruined him.
>>150173358...On, Opposite, Day
>better feat than Kratos has ever shown
>>150173404HOLY SHIT
>>150173404Yawn, Multiversal temple mogs
Composite Domestic Dog vs Composite Domestic Cat when?
Would Luigi stomping Tails in a rematch for 200 have been more hype than Maka stomping Ruby for a match done way too late?
>>150173404glue factory victim
>>150172330Um...Mariokeks? Our response?
Uma muasme is planet level and mftl
>>150173404WOAH SHE'S... plastic globe level?
>>150173307>Can cut magic gas in halfIndustrial fan level ap
>>150173423Right? Is episode 300 going to be Nyan Cat vs Trogdor? So dumb.
>>150173438>-3 pointsSonicfags can't cope.
>>150173448Post maki doing a similar building level feat
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150173404KEKtos is a weak BITCH but even he can do more than smash a plastic ball.
>>150173450No, I'm asking genuinely. Would you have preferred it or not? It would at least make the Mario scaling more consistent on the show and be another 100 event like the Mario vs. Sonic rematch.
>>150173450Trogdor, drawing on his ultimate form, grew to colossal size, towering over the stars. His jaws unhinged, clamping down on Nyan's tail and ripping it free in a spray of spinal fluid and trailing rainbows turned red with gore. Nyan spun, firing a hadoken-style rainbow blast point-blank into Trogdor's maw, the energy detonating internally. The dragon's throat erupted in a fountain of flame-laced blood, scales sloughing off in molten sheets, exposing throbbing organs that pulsed with draconic fury. But Trogdor pressed on, his beefy arm delivering a final, pulverizing blow—fist connecting with Nyan's skull in a sickening crunch, brain matter mixing with cherry filling as the cat's head deformed, eyes bulging from sockets before popping in viscous bursts. Nyan's body twitched once, rainbow trail flickering out, before crumpling into a mangled heap of pastry, fur, and entrails. Trogdor roared in triumph, the arena trembling as he burninated the remains into ash.K.O.!
Wait do people actually think Ruby is getting BBtag scaling unironically?
The mario verse unironically should have won all of its death battles.
>>150172399>MAKA AND SOUL ARE A *CANON* COUPLEDon't get my hopes up, man. Do you realize how much I'd love for that to be the case? >>150172477Yes, because if there's ONE source that's always trustworthy and correct, it's Google AI
>>150173438Mariokek is a PREDDITOR?!
Well yeah, of course it was horrible and badly written, that's literally all cis-hetero relationships, both in fiction and reality.Cis-Hetero people don't love. Their relationships never have any actual emotion, connections or feelings. Cis-hetero people are literally just slaves to their biological impulses, with no deeper thought outside of the need to breed with whoever is compatible.Gay people love. Non-binary people love. Asexual people love. Trans people love.Cis-Hetero people just follow their base impulse to fuck, and then their relationships all end up falling apart because they've no idea how to love or think beyond their impulses.That's why their called Breeders, because breeding is the only damn thing their good for.
>>150173497she'll win without it
>>150173497The Death Battle guys changed the youtube video from "Ruby Rose is FINALLY here!" to "Ruby Rose is stronger than you think", back to "Ruby Rose is FINALLY here!"Using deduction and the likelihood that the DB guys didn't read SE or Fire Force because gookcomics are confusing, Ruby's getting the win
>>150173521Remember when they changed the titles for GvS1 and 2 before 3
>>150173519TRVKE
>>150173502How did Dedede beat someone invincible that also gains powers from being hurt? Dedede should have been Deaddeaddead.
>>150173521This, You're all nuts thinking Literally Who is getting the win over Saint Monty's darling.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>150173521They gave Crona the win over someone that beat Superman.
>>150173307Sorry, but that's weaker than this little elf's feats.
>>150173519>Gay people love. Non-binary people love. Asexual people love. Trans people love.Yeah they "love" alright. And love hurts.
>>150173339Think about it:Eternal RookieLove Interest diesProphetic BeingIs hyped up as the more mental of his teamSelf worth issues
>>150170110why does the tranny do this?
>>150173574Being fair at this point they're the only person actually creating OC in this place short of a few exceptions
>>150173519>mental illnessKill yourself faggot.
>>150173565Least abusive lesbian couple.
>>150173591I make OC that isn't just /dbs/ copypastas
>>150173591We have like at least two drawfags and my /beg/ ass here, that's better than the usual turnout.
>>150173553Bleach can get solar system level quite easily with lore and chain scaling. Peaking at multiversal level if you're yuwach. Naruto being planet level is pretty easy to scale. Naruto has arguments for higher. One piece is pretty solidly at moon level.
>>150173631>lore>chain scaling>scale
>>150173591I like Authorku
>>150173631When does naruto destroy a planet? Last I check the best feat was cutting a hollow moon with a laser
>Sorry Maka. Against a Vtuber, your win just… wasn’t meant TWBY. LMAO!>starts burning a copy of the Soul Eater manga
>>150173631>solar system level>best feat in the verse is large country level at best
Why do powerscalers rely on physics so much when the media they love blatantly violates physics?
>>150173549I mean same applies for Ganon.
>>150173461Honestly hard to dig up but she can do visible damage to a forest pre-heavenly body. Gege is evidently shit at giving anybody but Yuji anything but scaling for physicals
>>150173591>4 pictures taken from google with some text put over it is OCJesus christ
>>150173704yeah where's the funny and the slander like >>150170898?
>>150173704It might as well be considering how dry these general OC output is.
>>150173700She tanks this and off-screens the dude right after, shit leaves craters and she took 0 damage. No scaling of course.
>>150173688Oneupmanship. Gotta do more than your debate opponent to beat them. Gotta add more layers to make it so they have a harder time proving you wrong.
>>150173638>>150173666>>150173672Lore and chain scaling are legit and valid sis. Bleach is multi continental from the hueco mundo arc onwards. Fake karakura town reaches planet level even deathbattle had aizen at that. Tybw the characters get hundreds of thousands of times more powerful reaching solar sytem. Especially when you get into stat multiplyers with various bankais. Naruto also has a ton of stat enhancers. Random fodder were able to make a gun that could shoot the hallowed moon. And the characters have also gotten hundreds of times stronger with boruto and shit. As for one piece it'll only get more solidly moon level scaling as the series goes on and we find out who actually made a buncha the op moons.
Alright you babies make a request for Ruby vs Maka and I'll draw it
>>150173769>sis
>>150173521No that's just a youtube thing. Near release you get like a collage of possible titles and thumbnails. Just some attempts at giving creators a little bit more chance in the algo.
>>150173667>starts burning a copy of mangaRuby is an Ichiruki fan after the ending of Bleach?>>150173789Ruby vs Maka sucks. Draw Soul making out with Crona and Venom.
>>150173792>in the db general calling anyone else brown Post hand
>>150173789Ruby putting her boobs on Maka head looking smug
>>150173733Maki vs Hiyuki (Kagurabachi) could be fun
>>150173292Well yeah, why else would we be getting Sonic.exe match ups in 2025?
>>150173789Ruby and Maka in the cuck chair while Soul fucks Crona.
>>150173591Are the 6 gorillion cuck edits of Brandon Yates lyrics not counted as OC?
>>150173591Every Kratos post is Kino OC
>>150173817did I say I wasn't brown?
>>150173860That's what those are? I just chocked them up as some hypertism and added them to my filters.
>>150173789Both doing the Male swimsuit challenge
>>150173853Wouldn't Jaune or Weiss make more sense than Crona in this scenario?
>this is what constituted "big boobs" 8~ years ago
>>150173146Speed and hax vs raw power
>filterfagYou don't belong in these halls.
>>150173926Why would you willingly filter out the only reason to post on this thread? That shit puts me in tears laughing literally daily. What are you, a killjoy who wants to discuss ACTUAL powerscaling like some kinda nerd?
>>150173944Popularity >> How attractive the character actually is 90% of the time when it comes to fanart.
>>150173943Yes but Crona is hotter than both of them
>>150173926>filtersReddit might be more your speed
>>150173977Aye, I am.
>>150173519>the meme this was under was calling people that use the term woke EggmanOh no, Sonicsissies. We're just like Disney adults.
Which character in deathbattle would be able to pee the most?
>>150174116Mario
>>150174058Isn’t Eggman a feminist? How does that make sense? Wouldn’t someone like Infinite be a better anti-anti-woke derogative?
>>150174133It was a mistranslation, what that manual actually meant to say was that he was a womanizer.
>>150174116Maka in my mouth
>>150172330Sonic vs Mario 2 was just a pity win for mario
>>150173407Kek, this one is good
>>150174141>doubting my genius feminist heroBowser is an incel cuck.
>>150174116Makima in my mouth
>>150174141One can be a feminist and a womanizer, just look at ol’ Bill Clinton back in the day
>>150174177Most male feminists are betas or womanizers. There's little inbetween.
>>150174147>>150174176URINELOVERtos...
>>150174147>>150174176PISSDRINKERsura...
>>150174147>>150174176GOLDENSHOWERyle...
>>150174116Ant Man floods entire galaxies by pissing into Eternity from Overspace
Asura can't pee so he would lose to kratos in a pissing competition
>>150174171>bowser out of literally nowhere
>>150174147>>150174176LEMONADEBROSku
We must be better men.
Is there any match up where the more skilled one wins?
>>150174225>tfw Asura can’t shit, so his Wrath just burns up any food he eats and he becomes a trash disposal for his daughter’s vegetables
>>150174176>>150174147NUMBERONEINMOREWAYSTHANONEmon...
>>150174281That's adorable.
>Simon>Kyle>Asura>Kratosthe 4 MCs are HERE!!
It's out.
>>150174322Gokubros and Supermanbros... why are these 4 BOUNDLESS BEASTS so much cooler than us?
>>150174372No arguments here
>>150174372Sonicfags are deranged
Post Sonic resisting Hakai.
>>150174372What I don't understand is how Sonic takes transformations. Goku has all those bullshit multipliers while Sonic is stuck with not SSJ2
>>150174422But muh>Invinciblity Nevermind that's it's canonically possible to knock sonic out of super sonic
>>150174372This is trueDragonfags will have a melty but its true
>>150174372Fun fact, on the plebbit post they said 'skill' should be a category before Soniggers went ballistic and said it shouldn't count
Sonic is the STATEMENTS character. Statements that will rival Kratos.
>>150174495KINGtos will not allow some RAT to take his Crown. Post Sonic beating a feats man
>HELLO SON GOKU MY MASTER AND OWNER>I KNOW QUESTIONING YOUR EVER SO WISE DECISIONS IS USUALLY PUNISHED WITH ANAL RAPE FROM MERCENARY TAO BUT IS THERE ANY REASON IN PARTICULAR WHY YOU DECIDED TO SUMMON SHENRON OUT OF NOWHERE?!?!?!?!>HUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!?!?!?!?! THAT'S THE TIME EATER!!!!>AND SOLARIS TOO?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK MASTER?!?!?!?! LAST TIME HE MANIFESTED INTO THIS WORLD HE COMPLETELY DESTROYED REALITY ITSELF!!!!!>I WAS BARELY ABLE TO KILL BOTH OF THESE MONSTERS WITH OUTSIDE HELP!!!! NOW YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THEM ALL ON MY OWN!?!?!?!?!>HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH?????? YOU JUST ANNIHILATED BOTH OF THEM IN AN INSTANT?!?!?!?! WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO CHARGE A KAMEHAMEHA?!?!?!?!>HUUUUUUUUUH????? YOU MEAN YOU WERE ABOUT TO USE YOUR THREE WISHES ON THE BETTERMENT OF THE WORLD BY ASKING FOR POOR PEOPLE TO GET PROPER HOUSING, STARVED FAMILIES TO BE WELL FED AND CHILDREN TO GAIN ENOUGH SOCIAL INTELLIGENCE TO AVOID THE GAY FAGGOT PROPAGANDA SPREAD BY MY MERCHANDISE?!?!?!?!?!>BUT INSTEAD YOU BROUGHT TWO OF MY MOST POWERFUL ENEMIES BACK FOR THE SAKE OF PROVING A POINT THANKS TO MY INSOLENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!>YOU WERE PLANNING TO USE THE REMAINING THIRD WISH ON ONE OF YOUR ORIGINAL REQUESTS BUT DESPITE HOW WEAK MY ENEMIES TRULY ARE, THEY STILL TOOK ENOUGH ENERGY FOR SHENRON TO FUCK OFF AFTER THE FIRST TWO?!?!?!?!?!?!>MY ONLY WAY OF GETTING OUT OF CERTAIN DEATH AFTER HAVING ALL OF YOUR EARLIEST ENEMIES RUNNING A TRAIN ON MY MOON LEVEL ASSHOLE AS PUNISHMENT FOR STICKING MY NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG IS TO AMUSE YOU WITH THE FAGGIEST FRUITIEST DANCE I CAN THINK OF?!?!?!??!>Y-Y-Y-Y-YES MY MASTER!!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING SO MERCIFUL MY MASTER!!!
Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"Ruby: "Nah."Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"Ruby: "Nah, nah..."Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better men!"https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA?si=2KqfIMTQEFVVXTwOHey!We are Number OneHey!We are Number One>Kratos Now listen closelyHere's a little lesson in trickeryThis is going down in historyIf you wanna get scaling Number OneYou have to ask your writers for some wankJust copy my question, and pester their XsBe careful not to get downgraded (Uh?)>Ruby's writer says she is building level (No, no, delete the question!)We are Number OneHey!We are Number OneWe are Number One>Montage of Kratos and Ruby using multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself Ha ha haNow look at this lightbulb, that I just foundWhen I say go, be ready to dodge!Go!>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall(Dodge with your hand, not the whole body!)(Ugh, let's try sabotaging the competition)Now watch and learn, here's the dealMake Maka slip and slide on this banana peel!>Ruby tried to hide and accidentally slipped on her own banana peels(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are Number One>Kratos dresses like an old lady and Gives Maka a venomous apple (straight from the cookbook)>Maka falls unconscious Hey!Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are Number One>Ruby and Kratos kidnapped MakaBa-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are Number One>Ruby load a big cannon towards Maka>But accidentally she shoots herself and Maka escapes like nothing Hey!Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are Number OneHey!Hey!
Gokek jobs to bullets, elephants, lava, hydrants, buildings, rocks, etc
I can post Hyper Sonic dying to a rock. I can not post Goku dying to a rock. The answer is clear.
>>150174372>power and speed being equal>SHITnic somehow taking transformations>SHITnic somehow taking abilitiesLiterally the only category he could reasonably take is hax, and even then, Goku knows hakai.
>>150174555Kek. Based. Canon.
>>150174580Gokek gets hurt by those thingsShartnic dies to them.
My cock fucking stinks>>150173733This art is shit
sonic is cool
>>150174518K, b, c
sonic girls >>>> dragon ball girls
>>150174657>pedophile furryGentlemen and Texans... you know what to do.
Ruby is 2000% fucked
...is what furry nigger subhumans believe
>>150174657Fact checked by real hmoafKINGS: TRUE
>CHADnicbros BTFO Dragonfags againAs always
>>150173939
Rogue and Bulma double paizuri
>>150174714HMOMA Deity here, you are a retard.
>>150174555amusing
>>150174714>Human male on Asian femaleMy favorite. White guy btw.
my post ending in a NUMBER means that SONIC SOLOS FICTION!?
>>150174777FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SAID TRIPSi hope im not banned for this. Sorry mods.
>>150174456
>>150174806Outerversal moon.
>>150174729What did Texas do?
Dragon fag here I've never actually seen Sonic's supposed scaling. Does it really compete with dragon ball? Even shit like super and heroes?
Guys. I messed up. I dropped a banana peel and it destroyed the Sonic verse.
>>150173574How dare someone make new content instead of kingtos posting and cuckpostingHate List if you want, but their are making more actual death battle related content than most.
>>150174372It would be incredibly funny if Goku lost to the autism rat
You can tell all the pastas about Maka and Ruby are from the same guy because those never have any cuckolding or blacked, or homosex
>>150174887It's an obvious futanigger just trying to shill and propagandize their fetish.
>>150173574I don't get it. What's wrong? Someone posted a reddit image as the OP? A redditor is forcing something?What's the deal with the girls?
>>150174887Stop fucking noticing things
>>150174914Have you followed the show at all? Those are the opponents to team rwby.
>>150174950No I don't follow Death Battle episodes about characters I don't know. The only character I recognize there is Mikasa Ackerman.
>>150174830Nah
>>150174971Then thats the joke.the 4 members of team wwby fought those 4 girls, and they made their own team in the RWBY setting using their initials.
>>150174729Kek. OR here. Nice
V vs The Courieridk what the connections are with this MU but i like it for vibes.who wins?
>>150174729>>150174820I meant as in what was happening in this image. I know what's actually going on with Texas. Just looked up male swimsuit challenge and now I get it. Kek.
>>150175028The problem with Cyberpunk is the Sandevistan, makes too many interesting fights into 'lol speedstomp' unless you go into unironic 'comic street tiers are FTL' nonsense
>>150174709RubyCHAD is correct
Sonic vs Bowser when?
>>150174830No. It all stems from statement wank and headcanon. The two big components for it are Solaris attempting to destroy all timelines and Time Eater trapping the main Sonic timeline into little white spaces. The problem with that though is that it took 3 super hedgehogs to fight Solaris and they didn't even beat him, so they don't scale to him. And for Time Eater, it took two super hedgehogs (one of which was Sonic's past self so that also debunks the whole 'Sonic is constantly getting stronger' myth).Sonic wankers also ignore how Egg Wizard was going to destroy the planet and would have killed everyone, including Super Sonic. This happened AFTER Solaris too.
>>150175262when nintendo and sega stop being bitches and make a cool as fuck crossover game
>>150174989FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
