>>150172165
No.

>>150172165
I was about to make a joke about having a self-insert with every Lantern Ring, but I realized that's already been done, and the biggest irony is that my IRL name is also Kyle.

Gonna try make one off the top of my dome.
>Playboy and dilettante Zon Thur from the planet Arkadion is finally going to win the respect and adulation of the scientific establishment by piloting his new warp ship to the moon and back amidst much fanfare and skepticism, the public remembering other ill-fated stunts he's pulled before, like resurrecting a prehistoric beast that laid waste to a university campus, or the cloning machine that caused a wave of identity theft lawsuits.
>He powers up the ship, pushes the bombastically big red button and winks out of existence, the frankly relieved public shrugs and goes home.
>Landing on an unknown planet Earth, Zon-Thur briefly makes a name for himself as a public nuisance/minor celebrity, the Earth's neverending appetite for novelty making him feel right at home.
>He uses his "skills" to fight crimes, resulting in outcomes debatably worse than if he'd done nothing.
>He takes the identity Neo-Fight and guards his secret identity despite the fact that he did several public interviews upon arrival, luckily due to the public's short attention spans they've already forgotten about him.
>But the Arkadians are coming to collect his outstanding debts, and the fact that he "discovered" Earth means that he owns it under Arkadian law, and it will be repossessed unless he can repay his creditors with interest.
>Neo-Fight is forced to come up with his greatest scheme yet or the planet will be razed to create a new refueling station for the Arkadian Empire, and Neo-Fight will suffer a fate worse than death: living out his days in obscurity flipping burgers at the space truck stop that was once Earth.