I know guys who are into shipping but I've never seen a woman who's into Powerscaling Can women (biological) actually powerscale?
Plenty of troons powerscale if Reddit is any sort of indicator.
>>150181996We already talked about this. Powerscaling is the same as shipping. Yes, even gore happens a lot in shipping.
>>150181996I feel like picrel would suck as an episode because it would center around Lich hype at the expense of making Aku into too much of a goofball.
Post women destroying a planet.
Umineko and Danny Phantom? GAPE your favorite verses.
Women don't 'powerscale' as in talk about dimensional tiering and physics but they absolutely do battleboard. It's literally just a bunch of hot men from comics and anime they already jill to wrestling each other. Or even better watching something like a hottie like Gojo brutally kill their competition in MakimaEven the names like 'Krasura' or 'Kylemon' are basically a single step from ship names and the autism over connections in fights and 'fight tier lists' are the same shit shippers do
>>150182085Kratos and Simon are the tops and Asura LOVES anal btw. It's in the name with "as".
>>150182068SMT > both
>>150182031>thread talking about actual women>troons
Why is Yugi getting this pity win?
How do you feel about settings where almost everyone is city block level at best, but then there is one guy who is tier 1-A out of nowhere?
>>150182141Pokemon is taking a pity loss after their last couple of fights were handed victories for free
>>150182141Because Ash will make an excellent wife with all his crossdressing for the King of Games.
KINGS
>>150182153How is that going to work if there's not even a body left?
>>150182129I meant more as an indicator that real women wouldn't do such a thing, anon.
>>150182146>Narnia out of nowhere
>>150182141Because it's Ash and Yugi's most popular matchup, Red already got btfo by Digimon so there's no point in doing that again, and Cardcaptor Sakura will never get an episode.
My entire multiverse got GAPED by a blue edgehog...
>>150182180fair enough
>>150182207Literally nobody...
I'm gonna make my own death battle, with blackjack and hookers!
>>150182207SHITnic... stop hitting yourself...
>>150182221Post hookers destroying a mountain
>>150182207no one...
>>150182158Kratos went from the Godly trio to this
>>150182207Dragon ballkekbro...
Dragon Ball has been embarrassed enough, they don't deserve any more appearances.
>>150182247SAMEBITCHnic...
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle >Soul Eater -Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>RWBY -Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
>>150181996
>>150182169Yugi will spare him. It's Rape Battle now so they can keep up with the fandom.
How far would a composite snowbunny/Queen of Spades character be able to go in the Jujutsu Kaisen universe? Could her tattoos function as a cursed energy generator? If she's fodder how strong would she be if she tag teamed with Miguel?
>>150182270BasedBut you can also replace Superman with Sonic or any Invincible character
>>150182278>It's Rape Battle nowIT'S FINALLY TIME
>>150182267Weiss also got KO'd by small rock she threw herself and Blake lost to group of small mice
>>150182302>These weaklingsEnter the TRUE rapist
>>150182286Favorite Death Battle music?
>please keep talking about sonic...
>>150182302SISSYlanderbros... Yujiro will see us as a woman.
This one tard on vsbattleswiki genuinely believes that Ruby WILL win. Not even that they should, but that their victory is guaranteed. His name is "weeklybattles" or something like that.
>>150182327She will winCope about itMaka scalong feats don't count but Ruby feats do
>>150182207Me...
Stand Proud, Blue Rat, you are strong!
>>150182317Super but the part at the end where he goes AAAAAA of course!
what will this general's response be if:> Ash beats Yugi> Thor beats Superman> Sonic beats Goku
ARES!!!!DESTROY THESE DEGENERATES, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>150182327CHADtoon Fight Club fact checked this and concluded it was correct.
What's something really awful that could happen in a Death battle episode that hasn't happened before and would be fucking hilarious if it did?
>>150182340>Not the Super version that ends with the calm piano Actual evil on display here
>>150182302IMPOTENTlander has only raped w*men, making him the inferior rapist
>>150182352>annoyance and pokefags shitting up the place for a few weeks>i think most people here want this to happen, should say superman beating thor>complete meltdown and autism
>>150182365rape feats for Yujiro
>>150182365They have Maka be the first character to actually subvert the "K.O" screen just because this is the 200th episode
>>150182320Sure. Which characters violate Sonic the most in a Rape Battle?
>>150182352>Don't care>No way Thor wins>Deserved, Sonic is stronger and Dragonkeks cope meltdowns are funny
>>150182158>Ki-ACK!More like two kings and a QUEEN!
Okay, from all the threads before. Here is the conditions for Ash vs Yugi - not counting scaling but their arsenal and how it'll be conducted:>Both Ash and Yugi/Atem gets their show exclusive feats>Ash's arsenal consists of mons he used for battle in the Pikachu flashback episodes from Kanto to Galar.>Yugi's arsenal consists of the Ceremonial Duel deck + Eye of Timaeus + DSOD's latest cards to Yugi's deck>The style of battling to accommodate both Ash and Yugi is based around how Yugi/Atem during the Zorc arc in Egypt - meaning no turn based battling, real time. As well as Ash can use his Pokemon's abilities to counter and adapt to Yugi's spells and attacks like in the show with PIkachu's Thunder Armor interacting with Raigeki causing a Raigeki Thunder Armor>The scaling will be limited to Ash's tenure as well as Yugi/Atem's tenure, meaning no one can cite Liko or Jaden's feats.Is this fair on both ends? Honestly, DB doesn't even need to use chain scaling to convince us that Yugi could beat Ash through strategy alone.
>>150182339>wall level fodder that relies on statements vs. wall level fodder that relies on statementsWhat a weak ass matchup.
>>150182369Yes, but who's more likely to rape who? Who's the strongest guy Yujiro has raped? Homelander has raped supes.
>>150182327Ruby will win
>>150182352>Ash beats YugiI always have a gut feeling that every controversial debate will be the next BenHal, but I feel like I'm jinxing myself by implying that, so idk?>Thor beats SupermanOnly hood weebs on Tiktok would care. I think plenty of people would be mostly easygoing about it. Versus fags would probably mildly disagree at worst, but normies could get super pissed.>Sonic beats GokuProbably meme spam, but the same would happen if the inverse result happened. Tbh I don't think either character winning would pacify people unless they were both put as planet level at best or something similar.
>>150182369>IMPOTENTlander has on-ack!
>>150182297none of the really based Invincible characters have eye beams
>>150182409>>The scaling will be limited to Ash's tenure as well as Yugi/Atem's tenure, meaning no one can cite Liko or Jaden's feats.Then they both have nothing...
>>150182388Mario, Wally, Kirby, Goku, Knuckles, Eggman, Touwho girl. In that order
>>150182427CONSENSUALGSYSEXlander…
>>150182427>CONSENSUALSEXWITHHISDADLANDER
>>150182409>>The scaling will be limited to Ash's tenure as well as Yugi/Atem's tenure, meaning no one can cite Liko or Jaden's feats.Should say 'Ash is limited solely to the anime canon' instead because Pokefags happily use game or manga statements and shit even when they're contradicted. But yes, otherwise fair
>>150182352Invincible beating Gohan would be the real salt mine. Probably worse than Kratosura
>>150182443You forgot CHADow and all the characters that Sonic needs to kiss the ass of for his racing game to sell.
>>150182420We WILL get a pic of the RBWY girls spitroasting Tifa and Maka.
>>150182441>Then they both have nothing...Yugi's SCALES based off Atem's wins. Because Yugi is the BRAINS behind it all. Atem is just the confidence/magic guy. Yugi defeated Diva via trap cards alone just to get finish him, and toyed with Kaiba just to get it through his Dragon Fetish skull that Atem is never coming back.
>>150182418Sure Homelander might have the rapist stat advantage, but can it over cum Yujiro’s superior rapist hax and rape experience?
>>150182365Character is diagnosed with gender dysphoria in their analysis.
>>150181996Aku vs Lich is overrated.
>>150182427wait he's actually gay? I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE PRONTO OR I'LL BE GETTING A FLYING FUCK (consensual)
I just fucked Shinji Ikari
Is there any match up that would give us more shitposting than Goku vs Sonic?
>>150182141Because pissing off Pokefags is funny
Goten gets to fuck THIS?
>>150182327>weeklybattlesOh that guy. I remember him from when he tried to bribe the mods to not accept a calc that would downgrade Ruby. All makes sense now
ENOUGH SCALE FRANCHISES OFF HOW FINANCIALLY SUCCESSFUL THEY ARE.ALL FLOPS ARE FODDER.
>>150182508Misato, he's just a boy...
>>150182267According to Cartoon Fight Club:>MakaMach 4 if generous, peak human based on her track results18000lb strength since beat 200 Year MosquitoSmarter and more experienced than Ruby>RubyMach 6 from killing 50 Grimm before a shell landed on the ground~18000 lb strength because of NevermoreSilver Eyes are small town tier energy attacks
>>150182516Homer vs Peter.
>>150182525>disney is the strongest verse of all timeYup YUP.
>>150182508Mari makinami illustrious... Thanks for letting me watch!
>>150182516Kratos vs anyone relevant
>>150182525Na’viGODS… it’s our time
>>150182482That's a good question. I think Yujiro might not be ready for someone who can resist as much as Homie but Homelander is willing to sleep with men as seen in >>150182427 so Yujiro's rapehax might win him the rapebattle.BUT! If Homelander ends up just wanting it, then it's not rape. So Yujiro could fuck him a trillion times but could never win the rape battle. If Homelander manages to turn him around just one time then he could win by technicality.
>>150182525DisneyCHADS, our status?
>>150182525THE 3 GODS
>>150182516Invincible vs Gohan, Omni-Man vs Superman, and any Kratos matchup, bonus points if it's him vs a super wanked character like Reimu/Doom Slayer or another featsman.
>>150182572...oh and Pokemon is there too, I guess.
>>150182141His actual good MU isn't as popular so it wouldn't get as many views. That's literally the only reason.
>>150182572Is this a valid wincon against Yugi?
>>150182516Mark vs Gohan or Rodimus
Is there anything particular noteworthy (preferably in a bad way) on the death battle fanon wiki? I remember the place being full of retards years ago before I stopped looking.
Why do people push for Goku vs. Sonic when its essentially just Vegeta vs Shadow 2.0 with exact same result? Goku tanks Super Sonic and then instagibs Sonic when his superform runs out
>>150182594No. Yugi and Atem have no legitimate feats past statements. When you see any destructive power of the monsters it's city block level at best.
>>150182352>Ash beats YugiProbably some calling of bullshit but I dont think people around here will care too much even though Yugi is the popular pic>Thor beats SupermanAbsolutely relentless dunking on DCfags and meming about Death Battle Thor's ever growing speed>Sonic beats GokuShitposting from Sonicfags and everyone else dunking on Gokufags for arguably becoming the biggest loser in death battle (unless you give him a 0.5 on winrate and even that was defeating himself). Mariofags would probably join in saying how Mario>DBZ and shitpost about them also now being multiverse busters and that sort of shit DBZ powerfags get into
I feel like the people are slowly beginning to side with Ruby now.
>>150182604It has full episode transcripts and somehow has access to some of the calcs.
>>150182606because sonicfags are unhinged and know DB is more pliable to unironically buy time eater, erazor djinn and solaris autism now
>>150182606Depends which Sonic they use. Could also be Xeno Trunks VS Archie Silver 2
>>15018199690% of male powerscalers can't powerscale
>>150182572Oh wow, I know Pokemon is a stupidly successful franchise, but I didn’t know they were racking in that much dosh
>>150182606Sonicfags would unironically eat them alive if they took the time limit into account, I hope they do, but it'd be a death sentence
>>150182606They believe Sonic Super forms are multiversal now.
>>150182606Sonicfags keep on looking for a victory. >Bodied by Wally>Lost the console wars a second time against sonic>Eggman got no diff'd >Think because Goku is 0-3 (to Supes) that they can take him on with Frontier's buffsI'm all for Goku vs Sonic just so we can humiliate Sonicfags more. Maybe Sonic's true pity win can be against Crash or Bubsy.
>>150182626No one who didn't already know Ruby has suddenly changed their mind about her.
>>150182618...so, stronger than wall-small building level Ash, got it.
>>150182639Xeno Trunks gets barely anything compared to regular Trunks. Goku actually gets massively boosted if you include heroes.
>>150182641And women cannot, and I cannot stress enough, simply CANOT DRIVE. Bazinga!
>>150182660Crash should fight Ty
>>150182606Sonicfags are masochists who want to get humiliated
>>150182606Sonic would winWe already proved itCry about, dragontard
>>150182679Stuff like this could've easily happened in the Screwattack years when the show was more vidya centered.
>>150182679Ty should fight Tak
>>150182639Silver winning that was hilarious. Talk about a rugpull. Props on them getting the actual VA for him and managing to make the "Its no use!" cool
Reminder that Composite Goku rapes Composite Sonic because of Jump Force, real life fusion and DBH.
>>150182525Demon Slayer goes from one of the weakest to one of the strongest
>>150182572Why is Winnie the POO so fvarking successful?
>>150182701Shame it had one of the wonkiest sprite animations ever. (Admittedly the second half improved a bit.)
>>150182286Your hero?
>>150182660>Sonic's true pity win can be against CrashIn an ideal world they'd wank nitro crates as having the exact same acidic properties as the chunks in Asteroid Coaster and show Crash shoving one into Sonic's ass, the seethe would be glorious.
>>150182716Do people think Tanjiro vs Jonathan was inaccurate?
>>150182714Doesnt Sonic also have meta shit along with vtuber silliness?
>>150182754Just because a vtuber dressed up like sonic doesn't mean he gets their scaling.
>>150182750Scaling Jonathan to part 3 Dio and stands was absokute nonsense
>>150182750yes lolJonathan has literally no feats outside of extremely wonky scaling
>>150182754No?>vtuberAnon, no one fucking cares about vtubers in this shit. That’s the equivalent of fanfiction.
>>150182750Yes
>>150182783>That’s the equivalent of fanfiction.So Death Battle?
>>150182606I do find it funny how that one reddit post form yesterday had Sonic tie or beat Goku in every category
>>150182783t. His hero is weaker than vtubers
Creators that would have a public meltdown if one of their characters died on death battle?
>>150182783Anon we are talking about real world Goku. Bringing in similar fanfic shit is the point
How do you even justify scaling Jonathan to later parts?
>>150182800And they refused to include a skill category
>>150182799Canon battle is canon
Is the composite anti-feat strong enough to neutralize the composite feat?
>>150182652It's a pretty straightforward reason. They release 2 40+ dollar games at a time, which many people buy both. Red and Blue brought in a billion on their own, and they were one of the cheapest releases.
>>150182812Videogames?
>>150182804Games Workshop
>>150182714DB doesn't do crossovers really. If both would get composited Sonic actually wins since DB thinks Archie Sonic's SGW chaos control is above anything that ever happened in Dragon Ball (Silver vs Trunks). And Ben is a huge Archie Sonic fan.
>>150182804Uhh… Ken Penders?
>>150182804Penders with Green Knuckles>>150182812"Durrr Dio slapped his head on Jonathan's decapitated corpse so everything he does on Jonathan's vampiric juiced body means Jonathan can also do that!!!"
>>150182810>something official vs literal fanfiction is the same Holy retard.
>>150182735Mario
>>150182626This always happens. The battle is announced then one side is declared to stompThen the previews come out and then the npcs declare this isn't actually a stompThen the episode comes out and those same npcs will pretend they always knew it would this wayMiles vs Deku was the most blatant example of the phenomenon but at least we got to shit on both characters for it
>>150182837I hope ben convinced DJ to add some delicious, gorey ryona for the next ep. I wanna see those intestines spill. Yim yum.
>>150182812DIO said he was weaker because Jonathan's body was rejecting him
JADEN I NEED YOUR FEATS! THIS IS WALL LEVEL ASH I'M FACING!!
>>150182783>WEAKu confirmed inferior to vtubersKek
>>150182832I DARE DB to tackle 40k
>>150182878Post Korone tanking a boulder.
>>150182270>>150182297someone already did this
>>150182878Post a vtumor destroying a planet
>>150182881I'll tackle you for not giving me my lunch money NERD.
>>150182837Someone didn’t watch Gogeta vs Vegito (I don’t blame you).
>>150182810Goku is real though
>>150182877nah, I need that shit to stomp Ben 10
>>150182881>They get Ogre Poppenang to do it so we get a pseudo episode of If the Emperor Had A Text To Speech DeviceThe bantz would be fun regardless of opponent
>>150182893Canon.
I wish we got steamy scissoring with Yang and Vi instead of Ruby ryona.
>>150182837Universe tree Goku > Archie Sonic
>>150182899Anon, I'm poor. I don't have Lunch Money, and you have a higher grade than me
>>150182902I did. But the only thing I remember was that Vegito won.
>>150182912Good match up for the Emperor of Mankind? One that won't get a rabid response
>>150182926Too bad, I GOSTA DE RABO!
Who deserves another humiliating defeat the most? Sonicfags, Ben10fags, or Asurafags?
>>150182945Dark Schneider or Emperor from Star Wars
>RT had a decade to give Ruby feats in preparation for her fight vs Maka but they spent that time destroying Monty's life workName a combatant on death battle who got screwed over harder than her. You can't.
>>150182516Easy, which is why they're afraid to do it
I think Maka vs Ruby is going to be a repeat of Simon vs Kyle>matchup is created>most people agree that character A wins>matchup is announced>people get psyoped into believing the other character will win because muh bias and muh hax>battle comes out>character A wins as predicted
>>150182956All three.
>>150182956Asura 1000% if he gets gaped by Zly (he really shouldn't) I'll laugh
>>150182945Darsh
>>150182956DCfags, Sonicfags, and Dragon Ball fags. In that order/
>>150182516Kratos vs Goku
Popeyebros, it's over :(
>>150182970KEK.I'd side with Atreus to shit on Gohan.
>>150182956Kratos after Spawn dunked on him with no effort and then dunked on him again with a superior ep with more views right after.
>>150182994>inb4 the copypasta.
>>150182956Asurafags have no good matchups leftBenpedos are still seething but everyone knows they're a jokeSonicfags still unironically think they can win against the big dogs even after getting GAPED horribly by Bowser, they're the obvious choice
>>150183006Which one? We have multiple now
I can’t believe I missed the Kratosfag melty last thread. Mr. I NEED TO SCREECH THAT BRUNO IS A MEXICAN JANITOR actually showed up, kek.
>>150182945Why not the Chaos Gods?
Whenever a Kratosfag gets too uppity, just post spawn in response. Spawnposters already buckbroke Ghost Rider and his FRAUDence stare, we can do it again.
>>150182358CHADtoon Fight Club?More canon and less biased than JOBth Battle.
>>150183010Asura still has Z Broly, Beerus (most thematically fitting even if he loses barring them deciding to pull a Simon for him that go around), and maybe Atrocitus.
>>150183016It's ok, you can never miss an Asurafag melty atleast. It's 24/7 here
>>150182945Tenchi
>I love you anon
>>150182959Palpatine winning this would cause enough neckbeard geek seethe to cause the apocalypse.
Soon.
It's been 7 months...you must overcome your rightful loss or you will never become the Better Man.
>>150182971Wtihout shitposting tell me who does everyone think will win?
>It's ok, you can never miss an Asurafag melty atleast. It's 24/7 here
>>150183045I wonder if SW Emp would win. Big E even as a corpse can stop time and shit. Star Wars stomps on a space front, while 40k stomps on the ground front
>>150182923''The scope of Dragon Ball's cosmic scale simply does not compare'' 19:20 in Silver vs Trunks. Go argue with DB about it.
>>150182352>Ash beats YugiIndifference, but considered wrong.>Thor beats SupermanSuperman and DC mockery.>Sonic beats GokuA meltdown bigger than Krasura by being a just as bad if not worse result with the amount of retarded chain scaling they would have to do to make Sonic do that. Sonic will replace Kratos in meme spam.
>>150183046>Loses vs Goku >Loses vs Bowser>Loses vs Mario againWho's he fighting next
>>150182812He doesn't need it, to be honest.
>>150183057Probably Maka. Regardless of stats and abilities, I think the majority of arguments for Ruby winning seem inaccurate, namely crossover shenanigans and having her win out of pity for Monty.
>>150183056Asurafags will unironically be mad about it until they die
>>150183045>enough neckbeard geek seethe to cause the apocalypse.Do it, I want to see the internet landscape
>>150183057Maka. She tends to deal with more dangerous foes
>>150183067And yet Goku still gapes Sonic 9 ways to sunday
>>150183056>Take my hand, Redeemer Kratos, and become the Better Man
>>150183066Palps' raggedy old self being one of the only unironic featsmen in all of Star Wars no matter the continuity PLUS having the statement of him being the strongest sith ever reiterated everywhere no matter what will always amuse me. He's the big bad and he's got way more sauce than anyone! What a badass.
>>150182352>Indifference >Bullshit result that would never happen because Superman is literally real>Bullshit result that could actually happen which would completely decimate this general forever.
>>150183066I think Big E is a bit beyond even EU Emperor's weight class if you go full wank
>>150183032they're always slaves to the BaitGODS and fight an imaginary battle
Why is everyone freaking out about Sonic vs Goku? It's already well accepted outside of shitposting that Sonic wins easily.
>>150183125I know right?>Chaos Control Goku to spaceToo easy
>>150183125Sonic has no hax.
>>150183094...in your fan fiction and not on DB (popular fan fiction).At least Goku has a chance against Game Sonic since Ben doesn't think he's that strong. But Archie Sonic is above all of Dragon Ball according to DB.
>>150183103>>150183056don't forget who is the REAL top dog
Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his verse btw
Bowser beats Sonic but could Eggman beat Mario?
>>150183066>Star Wars stomps on a space front, while 40k stomps on the ground frontPretty much. Big E is canonical jobber thou so Palps would take it home since Palpatine has far more feats in EU
Cucky Simon would job to Asura
>>150183142Replace those 2 jobbers with Marvel and DC logos.
>>150183125…only by a loud vocal minority of sonic wankers. Anyone with a brain knows Goku stomps.
What set the sonicsissies off this time?
>>150183139Sonic has more hax than Goku does.
>>150183157Asura has no feats.
>>150182964Sonic. What do I win?
NOBODY FUCKING CARE ABOUT SONIC. MAYBE IF THAT BLUE BALLSACK WAS STILL MARIO'S RIVAL THEN HE'D BE AT LEAST BE RELEVANT.HIS LAST GAME WAS A RE-HASH THAT RELIED ON SHADOW. AND BEFORE THAT WAS MOSTLY CARRIED BY A FUCKING FATHER-DAUGHTER EGGMAN SAGE PLOT.
>>1501831661/10 ragebait
>>150183161Everyone on Death Battle except Benbros.... He's calling us dumb.
ITT: Sonicfags denying reality by ignoring the precedent set by Vegeta vs. Shadow, Kratosura fags coping and seething and no one caring about Ruby vs. Maka
Sonic beats Mario with ease.Sonic beats Goku with ease.Sonic beats Superman with ease.These are common truths.
>another Sonicfag schizobabble threadAre they the biggest schizos?
>>150183184uh-oh. Melty.
>>150182530I like that the silver eyes nuked Maka, because the episode was made before we knew what they did.Let's hope DB do the same.
>>150183142>posting Kamina's cuckget back in your bush, lil bro
>>150183185He destroyed that planet by running into it causing a cascade that destroyed the solar system which is why you get a game over.
>>150183210
>>150183212I dont think SE will be enough since it doesnt even fully take out strong enough pure Grim.
Why are Sonic and Asura so BOUNDLESS at jobbing? How does one get so jobberversal?
>>150183217...yapped Kratos with tears in his eyes and Simon's leash on his neck
>>150183230Why did Mario kill Silver like that?
Yes, you lose to this.
>>150183163Sonic has… uh… chaos control?Goku has hakai, instant transmission, and mafuba.
Why does Simon jerk off to being cucked in a bush of all places anyway?
>>150183233Having autistic manchildren as fans
GODmon is above DC and thus the STRONGEST character on Death Battle.
>AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE S-S-SPAWN-SAMA, PLEASE DON'T G-GAPE M-ME A-AND M--MY ENTIRE F-FODDER VERSE!!! P-PLEASE, I'LL BE A B-BETTER M-MAN AND LET YOU F-FUCK MY WIFE!!!! SPAWN-SAMA, I KEKTOS, KEEL TO YOU!!!!!
>will job to goku>will job to touhou>shadow might job to mew2 againWhat's next for Sonicbros?
Do people here actually bant knowing the context behind the insults? Like read/watch the series of the characters they're insulting?
>>150183232Petrification/eradication would be based on size and mass of the target.She only struggled with targets that were large or had a resistance to the silver eyes (like the Hound).Maka pencil frame will be her undoing.
Hey, remember when Soniggers swore that Eggman stomps Bowser all over the internet for years but then when people with brains looked into it it actually turned out that Bowser stomps EggFRAUD? Good times.
>>150183245That's very rude to Silver, sonicbro, don't forget that man is the actual featsman of your verse.
Shut up Simon, Asura, and Sonic and kiss my ass. Now get behind the bush. I'm already plowing your whores.
>>150183284Why wouldnt Maka have resistance? Especially with her soul shenanigans
>Sonic mentioned >Instant seethe from the lessersIt's just that easy being the big dog
>Dragontards crying about CHADnic superiority againFunny
Sonic... you are a hero no longer.
Do Simonfags just have low self-esteem? Why do they always get so uppity because they beat the Pedo Corps?
>P-please, Spawn-Sama… I KNEEL! Don’t get more views than I did… I’ll even offer my son as a concubine for you!
NO ONE CARES ABOUT SONIC
>>150183245CHADver is the only reason your series has any respect at all RATnic.
>>150183115yup yup
Asurafags hiding behind Spawn. Pretty sad desu
All of you are KINGtos victims until you become better men.
SONIC THIS, SONIC THAT. HOLY FUCK, YOUR ENTIRE COMIC GOT SACKED OVER A FUCKING DS GAME, AND HAD TO BE REBOOTED.THERE'S A MANDATE THAT SONIC WILL FOREVER BE A ROMANCELESS BLUE BALLSACKM
>>150183289Funny, cause Silver only won against Trunks because of something Sonic did.
>Asurafags hiding behind Spawn. Pretty sad desu
Just highlighting Death Battle's feats for these two.
>>150183333Because they wanked the guy he beat to basically be DC cosmology as a whole. Plus he beat a Cosmic Armor Superman Construct and nonchalantly busted through The Source Wall which DCfags love to go nuts about
>>150183339Wrong We careSonic is one of the KINGS of /dbg/ along with Superman and InviciGODS
SONIC GAMES LITERALLY RELY ON CHARACTERS OTHER THAN SONIC. FUCKING WOAH, SONIC FANS.
>>150183350>>150183351Spwan stomps and gapes your hero.
Guys /a/ got rid of /dbs/ we need to be careful that it doesn't happen to us
>>150183328Kill yourself Kirbonic Pikmin
>>150183379Spwan
SONIC? FUCK. HIS REPUTATION GOT AXE'D IN 06, AND IT WAS DOWNHILL FROM THERE.
Why is Sonic such a beta cuck that a polar bear that has been irrelevant for nearly 30 years makes Amy more wet?
>>150183366Oops, I fucked up showing Goku's arsenal twice. Oh well. Still, this is what we'd be working with in a match up.
I kneel, I squeal,none of my crossover scalings are real!I have no feats, my opponent I can't beat,she's going to turn me into charred meat!I mope, I copemy current matchup is beyond hope!I'm such useless retarded baka, HAVE MERCY ON ME QUEEN MAKA!
Hatsune Miku is a bigger selling point than Sonic in his own game!
>>150183333It's basically this that's happening.
>Sega went bankrupt >Sonic games haven’t been good in two decades>Mario movie made more money than all three Sonic movies combined>Fanbase is entirely comprised of maladjusted manchildren and furriesPower wanking is all they have left, please understand.
>>150183366>Goku is only a 1K universe busterKINGtos victim
>SpwanASAARabro...
>Anti-Sonicfag meltdown>Dragonballkeks BTFOKek
>>150183381/dbg/ is just becoming /dbs/
>>150183393>talking about 12 year old girls getting wetFavorite character?
>SALESSALES>NUMBERS>MONEYI don't care if something sold one copy or not. I want to discuss powerscaling.
>>150183401Kek, bush, canon
>>150183401Someone should make this again but make Asura hide behind Spawn
>>150183397you could easily repurpose this for Ryu because it fits him nicely
I'M SUCH A HAPPY DEAD FRANCHISE
When will they get over it?
Shinichi izumi
I'LL KISS CHI-CHI IF THIS SONIC SHIT DOESN'T STOP
>>150183411Which is why Atreus is going to GAPE Gohan
>>150183427Sonic obviously. Our franchise is run by troon pedos. So stunning and brave.
>>150183438Dragon Keks...
>>150183401>Superman: Aren't you embarrassed hiding behind that young man Goku? >Goku: S-shut up! SIMON here is strong enough to delete you and your entire universe! At the same time!>Superman: Maybe, but what does that have to do with you?
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>150183438Mega Man..please come back to us...
>>150183457I can't okay!!!?!?
>>150183439Probably never like Benfags.
>>150183457You weren't supposed to ask for that.
>>150183438Asura...
>>150183457He can in his peakCope
>>150183401Gokubros would never ever want anyone other than Goku to beat Superman even if he loses a million times, what a dumb image
Guro diaper sonic discord raid btw
>>150182524He just got back from a 2 year ban
SONIC HAS LITERALLY MORE DEGENERATE SHIT THAN MARIO
>>150183289>Silver >featsmanHe was voted potential man of the franchise by fans. He is more pathetic than Sonic.
>>150183333They are from /m/, they aren't used to winning MU's. Hell people don't even believe the galaxy sized universe thing over there.
>Kratos: Aren't you embarrassed hiding behind your superior Asura? >Asura: S-shut up! SPAWN here is strong enough to delete you and your entire universe! At the same time!>Kratos: Maybe, but what does that have to do with you?
Notice how easily we dominate this place
>>150183474>concept art of KINGtos breaking a mountainAsura-bros, what is this?!?
>>150183435Would be kino.
>>150183493I'd fuck Lalah Sune
Post Sonic destroying a moon.
>>150183498...'s laundry room
>>150183498Chaos hax is too strong!
Post Sonic destroying a mountain.
SOOONNNNIIIICCCCCCTOSSSSS!
>For as long as I could remember, I was tormented by Spanish-speaking jackanapes – this very day they'd rubbed dog shit on my face on the way home from school. They'd managed to get some up my nose and no matter how much I washed my face the stink remained. But they'd been trying to make me eat it, so I guess I got off easy.Characters for this feel?
NOBODY CARES ABOUT SONIC AND HIS FURRY FANBASE
Post Sonic destroying a hill.
>>150183508We know Char
>>150183508As long as you're a paying customer.
Post Sonic destroying a large room.
>>150183493>Simonfags are the vassals of another board and come here to compensateKEKAROO
>>150183498Too bad you can’t dominate sales to keep your dead company afloat.
>>150183509I-I-I-I....
Post Sonic destroying a small room.
>BTFOs Darkseid and Zoom both equal or even stronger than SupermanGokukeks...It's not even close
>>150183552>needs Supreme's Gun to do shitSupreme Gun SAMA!!!
>>150183498KIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGNIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC
>>150183533>>150183542That planet had a hill and a large room in it. I checked.
POST SONIC HAVING A LOVE INTEREST POST PENDERS
>>150183474>>150183503>we had to change itSo it's not canon then.>since Kratos is supposed to be rustySo if Kratos needs to be in good shape to be mountain level.
>>150183474the funny part that nobody has ever mentioned is that the demonstration image of what this "mountain throwing" feat looks weaker then the feats Kratos performed when fighting Chronos, I'm pretty sure even the large rock pillars Ares used as an attack is more impressive
Post Sonic destroying a large truck
Post Gokek not jobbing to bullets, buildings, lava, elephants, hydrants, rocks, etc
>>150183570>Crediting the bullet for the gun's feat
SONICtosSIMONtosKYLEtosKAKAROtosSPAWNtosKALELtosASURAtosALL IS THE KING, THE KING IS ALL
Post
>RAGNAROK AND FREYR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE SO I CAN LEECH OFF YOUR FEATS OTHERWISE I’LL JOB TO TUTORIAL ASURA! DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU BITCHES WITH MY SUB-WALL STRENGTH! I MUST SHOW MONSTERSURA WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BETTER MAN (KILLING/GORING INNOCENT PEOPLE AND FEELING SORRY LATER)!
>>150183590He survived all of those. Post Hyper Sonic surviving a rock touching his head.
Post Sonic destroying a smaller than average Orca
>>150183596I... I can't
>>150183593through the King, they all may know TRUE Strength and WISDOM
>>150183592try and kill someone with an empty gun
Guys.....I'm kinda jobbing to the bant here, I can't take the schizo level bant. I'm gunna take a rest.
Goku was TEACHING Sonic...
>>150183628FUUUAAARRRKKKKK KRATOS BROKE ANOTHER MAN IRL IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>Sonicfags>Dragon ballfags>KratosfagsThis is hell
POST KRATOS FUCKING MEN RIGHT NOW
Simple question. Who can be in their super forms longer? Goku or Sonic? That answer decides the winner.
>>150183628Mario…
>>150183302Yeah I think if Ruby gets leeway that her SE just work on anything then Maka's ADW should work in return and resist it
>>150183615Smart Atom Block.Done.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Shinobu_Oshino#Quasi-vampireSHE'S PLANET LEVEL???
>>150183637Asurafags are worse than all 3 combined
>>150183641Sonic lasted a week as Super Sonic but Goku also lasted a week as Super Saiyan
>>150182525>Minecraft solos composite Vidya
>>150183640>post porn about something we already know aboutThis is a SFW board. We must be better!
>>150183654True
>>150183641Sonic can stay Super forever in Sonic Shuffle.>Isn't he alligator level in that?You aren't supposed to know that.
>>150183552The amount of headcanon that is needed to get Sonic even to planet level is hilarious after seeing shit like this, let alone multiversal or whatever retards have him at.
>>150183650TEXAS! I NEED YOU TEXAS!
>>150183656>Sonic lasted a week as Super SonicWhen did this happen?
>>150183650My above planet level cock can beat her
Aku crushes The Lich.
>>150183654…in my mindbroken Kratosfag mind.
>>150182750I think it's accurate but the scaling was retarded for both sides.Johnathan's raw strength + the versatility of Hamon beat Tanjiro's Skill and speed
>>150183680my mistake it wasn't a week but daysit was in Advanced 1
>>150183671Solaris and Time Eater destroyed reality on screen and Sonic can fight them. It's that simple.
>>150183650I'm convinced the VS Wiki is completely inaccurate and has basically just been vandalized.
Finn the Human vs NES Link
>>150183690I didn't know bait had a mind
>>150183711Biscuit’s bussy IS low complex multiversal level tho
>>150183711Bridget gapes Goku.
>>150183562Sonic needs to do a lot of shit for his most impressive feats tbqh>needs silver to even hurt solaris>needs silver to cure the metal virus>needs wisps to survive black holes>needs a boost from sage to destroy the end in the OG ending (even then it isn't enough and it's still possible for him to die if he doesn't speed up hard enough)>needs eggman's own missiles to hurt a shitty mech of his all the way back in sonic 3>needs eggman's use of supreme's rifle to destroy the end in final horizon>all of the above wouldn't even be possible in the first place if it wasn't for the chaos emeralds
>>150183711BRIDGET IS THAT STRONG? Really though, can anyone confirm that?
I am the worst leader of a nation in all of history....
>>150183709a guy with a rocket launcher an destroy a building and i can punch him.you fight solaris by throwing ROCKS at him and he fights you by throwing rocks back at you.
>>150183709He couldn’t beat Solaris even with help and he needed help to beat Time Eater who didn’t even destroy anything.
>>150182956>SonicfagsHumiliated in a future fight with Kasen>Ben10fagsHumiliated in a future rematch >Asurafags?Loses all his fights outside of RoR Adam
>>150183497>>150183364>AsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuraAsuramindbroken. You kratosfags are pathetic. Spawn obliterates you and your fodder verse, and utterly mogged you in views, so you have to compensate by stinking up this general with your autistic posting and faggotry.
>>150183711Brisket solos my cock.
>>150182050Aku's mechanics are too vague for death battle. It's not clear what counts as "divine weaponry" or what happens if a planet buster hits his blob body
I have Kratosura shitposting fatigue.
>>150183736Modern Kratos is scaled to 990 Million Universes. Lowballed. He wins.
>>150183328I never was...
>>150183650TX SB20 victim and thus a MERE LAWN MOWING for them. >>150183676We're gonna kick their ass and all other Jap's asses, Mark. I tell ya hwat.
>>150183735wasn't Adam shilled a lot here despite him being a literally who from a literally who series does he at least have lore statements?
>>150183734You aren't supposed to point that out...
>>150183749post him destroying a planet then.
>>150183711Associated scaling is so retarded in fighting games. XL Galaxy scaling B B Hood in Darkstalkers kind of shit.
Post Kratos destroying a galaxy.Post Asura destroying a galaxy.Post Sonic destroying a galaxy.
>>150183747once the Asuratards stop taking the bait then the posts will stop coming but they'll never stop taking the bait
>>150183735Only W ben 10fags will see is a pity W against jayden with the 26 dimensions bullshit alien x scaling>B-b-but muh spacebattles/comicvine psuedointellectual logic!Get with the times grandpa
>>150183749…the “Sucking Off Your Superiors to Get Wanked for Things You Never Did” competition.
Could your HERO destroy this planet?
>>150183774God of War 1.
>>150183788Superman destroys this planet with one punch, but it releases so much poo that it covers the entirety of DC Multiverse.
>>150183788Kratos already low diffed Asura. A planet full of them should be no problem
>>150183734Okay, so he's 1/3rd of Solaris' strength, still multiversal. And yes he did.
>>150183786magical cairn enchanted by primordial multiversal creator being to ensnare a boundless fae not even he could kill, btw
>>150183774Asura: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhGyT1aOCO8Go to around the 11 minute mark
>>150183733People said Metal Emperor was top tier in the Sonic hierarchy for years... In Shadow Generations you beat him by throwing garbage at him.
I think Goku won this thread.
Anonymous Tue 26 Aug 2025 20:54:37 No.150071336 ViewReport“I, PHONYc the SUBPLANETARYhog, JOBBER of all fiction humbly kneel to:Wally-sama, ultimate speed force user and my master.CHADrio-sama, my one and only true love and other master.Eggman-sama, who I shall never become faster than.The End-sama, who my daddy's little girl warned me about.Knuckles-sama, who got angry and KNOCKED the emeralds out of me, awakening my bisexuality.Donkey Kong-sama, who MOLESTED Knuckles-sama to DEATH and successfully moved a moon out of its orbital position (I can't even crash through one in my super form without dying if I don't go fast enough...).Mephiles-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.Kasen-sama, who will beat the shit out of me so hard I might start being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.Giganto-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear CHADrio-sama's children anymore like I wished to.Hulk-sama, whose indefinitely long beatings could give me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADrio-sama wouldn't compare (I'd deliberately shit talk him throughout it all just so he could hit me harder...).Ultima-sama, for I am NOT part of the equation required to beat him (I am so sad about it, as I would LOVE to have a taste of that COCKzilla...).Chaos Emeralds-sama, as it is thanks to them that I am barely able to endure all sorts of abuse from half of these individuals (I WISH I was able to take them in base...).SISSYza-sama, for he is able to do everything I can do through SHEER NATURAL STRENGTH and WOULD fuck ME up if I ever tried to threaten his daddies (God the idea is so tantalizing…)."
Texas… you have the ability to instill great fear in pedos… Welcome to the Sonestro Corps
>>150183822hell in Sonic Heroes he attacks you by throwing boats at you. Sonicfags just didn't tell you that for years
>>150181996I have only seen one true and honest battle-boarder woman, she is a mod on the death battle fan fiction wiki
>>150183832CAAAAANNNNOOOOOOONNNNN
>>150183785Vilgax vs Megatron - L for VilgaxVilgax vs Ridley - W for VilgaxGwen vs Atom Eve - W for GwenAlbedo vs Surge - W for AlbedoMax vs Grunkle Stan - W for Max
>>150183831... the being inferior to Sonic contest
>"See chud, see!! Time Eater is stated to destroy time and space!!!">no actual on-screen featsgokufags have gone completely extinct, yet complete retards like sonicfags continue to embarrass themselves horribly despite the lack of pushback
>>150183832K,B,C.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Chara#AbsoluteNo one told me she was this strong.
>>150183870that's because it's a he
Post Kratos not getting GAPED by Spawn. Can't?
>>150183807>1/3rd of SolarisRetard, they legit COULD NOT beat Solaris. This is said during and even after the fight. They literally had to retcon him out of existence to win.>Time EaterAll that faggot did a trap shit in white bubbles. Ooo, so strong.
>>150183758It's complicated Canonically he has one good feat: He can perform a Punch in 0 time. This is incredibly powerful because the series takes physics somewhat seriously and such an attack would have infinite mass (or infinite energy idk) because relativity or some shit.But outside of that he's just vaguely superhuman (the Punch that surpasses Time is a specific technique he copied)But there's also some wank that puts the whole verse at galaxy level because of some statement about the gods being above creation or something (I honestly have no idea)The thing is that the more you wank the verse the less impressive his time surpassing punch is, because that needs realistic physics to be threatening
>>150183870Hal victimMonika victimPoison victim
Chara is biologically a female.
>>150183889Wrong.
Where is TNanon?I need someone to make a thumbnail for Biollante vs Undergrowth
>>150183870https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Player_(Undertale)I AM MULTIVERSE LEVEL
Chara is a man which is why Asriel didn't fuck him
Asriel? Had sex with toriel.Chara? Watched.
Asriel is gay which is why Asriel didn't fuck her.
ENOUGH
>>150183774>Post Asura destroying a galaxyHe broke apart a statue that made nearby galaxies look minuscule (that was also sucking in galaxies into itself). He later proceeded to no sell an EXTREMELY more powerful version of the guy who made statue.
>>150183940KEKra...
>>150183822Metal Overlord is particularly pathetic, even before SxSG his most recent appearance was in IDW and Knuckles just knocked the master emerald out of him in that with slight effort, and even before that, he went super as Neo Metal but got immediately bitched out of that form by Base Shadow using chaos spear.
>>150183949>who made statue.
>>150183889>white bubblesWhat are you even talking about you retarded ape?
Toriel? Cucks you with Sans
>>150183731Chainscaling strikes again
>>150183964"erased""blended together and brought back"something tells me neither you nor iizuka know what erased means
>>150183925What series is undergrowth from? I can make it.
>>150183976>you get cucked when your mom fucks someone
Toriel is for ARA ARAing asriel
>>150183988I'm for ARA ARAing asriel
Only statementGODS are allowed past this point.
>>150183963>who made the statue*Silly me, my mistake.
>>150183983Danny Phantom
>>150183996Yeah yeah, now be quiet and keep watching.
>>150183987>he doesn’t fuck his momKEKnon…
>>150183731
>>150184012FUUUUAAAARRRKKKK KRATOS LEVEL FEMBOY
Only MULTIVERSAL characters and above should be treated with respect.
>>150183996Keep bringing me female holes and I might even kiss you (only on the cheek though)
>>150183996MAKA I LOVE YOU
No joke i once knew a guy on the Death Battle Fanon wiki who had sex with his mom
>>150184022post any of them tanking poison
>>150184012how come this nigga is 1-c when his fucking verse consists of wall level people with 1 girl having a nuclear bomb up her ass
>>150184012>Skilled Yo-Yo user
>>150183817>>150183949>both rely on CHADkravartinand thus the real featsman is revealed or should I say featsGOD
>>150184029so what fights did he make pages for?
>>150184043This guy actually created a universe and was so powerful that only a demigod with mantra core that allowed him to grow infinitely in strength from sheer anger was able to defeat him. He's already above 99% of all fiction.
POST A SINGLE MULTIVERSAL CHARACTER WITH 0 STATEMENTS OR SCALING, PURE FEATS
>>150184029Based
>>150184040>She can kill Mark1-C is a massive lowball.
>>150182011nah i take my name off for schizo posting. I'm actually the dude who's been spamming OH NO and i'm even at least 30 dudes who tell him to kill himself.
>Ruby's "I love you anon" gets 0 answers >Maka's "I love you anon" gets 3 Holy Mogging
>>150183637>no mention of asaarafags or cucky simonfags despite causing as much of a fussI wonder who could be behind this post.
>>150183964>couldn’t uproot a tree
Why is the LONE CHAD STATE so BOUNDLESS against nip verses?
>>150184093Ruby? Used Schnee goods. Maka? Eternally pure and virginal
>>1501836372 fails trying to drag you down and a BOUNDLESS KING trying to lift you up. It's just like Jesus
>>150184097FRAUDtos LOST
>>150184110California Victim
>>150184046Idk but i think his username was alaska and he had a pfp of lord raptor from darkstalkers
>>150184111This is right because Maka is an actual cuck.
>>150184062>This guy actually created a universepost him creating a universe
Chara is more attractive than those other girls. She has those permanent rosy Pikachu cheeks.Glowing red eyes.Pale aryan skin.She has that enticing quality that just makes you want to protect her.
Post hero your hero tanking a bullet to the head. If you have zero proof, then they can die to a bullet to the head.
>still hiding behind SpawnWhy is ASISSYra so weak?
>>150184097>ASURAASURASURAASURAASURAmindbroken kektosfags don't even realise that GODspawn owns them.
>>150184043How many universes has this guy created, destroyed and remade? He’s been around a long while, likely before time itself was even relevant. It was fortunate DADsura stopped him.
>Maka and Soul's apartment>Maka"Soul, I'm home! Sorry for being late, I'll cook up something for you real quick-">Ruby is sitting on Maka's living room>Ruby"Want a bit of chocolate? It's warm~">Maka looks at Ruby concerned>Ruby"You know... It might be cynical to say this but RWBY is more than a team, it's a Brand! And I need to work real hard to keep that image... If I'm playing second fiddle to some God damn "museur" then... What's the point? You agree... Right Soul?">Soul is sitting on the back of the kitchen, sleeping after eating a huge meal Ruby made for him>Maka"*inhales*... I'm going to Feed him your Soul.">Ruby"... Damn... That was a great line-">Maka jumps Ruby and beats the shit out of her with pure hands*BONK**THUD**THWACK**WOOMP**ED, EDD N EDDY SOUNDS*>Maka"Never fought someone your own size before? You need to turn with the punch to do damage">Maka punches Ruby in the nose making her bleed a lot>Meanwhile Ruby struggles to land a single attack with her Weapon>Maka tackles Ruby and breaks a wall with her>Maka"Better">Ruby grabs Maka by her shirt and With a canister of red dust she blows the whole building with them at the center of the explosion>Ruby finds herself all bloody and people gather around to see her, her breathing becomes irregular and she is losing her shit>Maka"What's the matter? Are you going to cry?">Maka walks towards Ruby wearing her black blood dress, completely pristine without any hint of an injury>Ruby"AAAGHHHR AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU I'M GOING TO TAKE SOUL FOR MYSELF, AND KILL BLACK*STAR, AND THAT STUPID RICH KID, AND EVERY GOD-DAMN PERSON YOU KNOW!">Ruby unleashes her Silver eyes and shoots them directly into Maka's skull, slowly petrifying her face>Maka"Maka Chop">Ruby instantly falls dead and drops her soul>Maka"Remember what I promised you?">Maka forcefully feeds Ruby's soul to... Soul (who happens to be there) while Ruby struggles and cries for help>Maka"... Itadakimasu"
>>150184146>hero your heroESL-Sama...
>>150183905I thought he just copied Zeus' weird time related ability. But the series never alludes to TFTST having infinite energy. What people wank the most is Thor and others having statements about smashing the earth and Zeus having an orgasm while reminiscing about the Big Bang
>>150184150I don't get why'd you HBOC against bait
>>150184150>ASURAASURAASURASIRAASURApost kektos not getting gaped in terms of both views and scaling by GODspawn.
>>150184154>Asura tanked...a PUNCH
>>150184081Gem!
>>150184043>so strong the consoles couldn't render his attacks"HE'S USING THE WHOLE UNIVERSE? DEVELOPERS PLEASE NERF HIM AAAIIIEEEEEEE"- Asura, probably
>>150184131And will be eternally PURE for it.
Post your disrespectful Death for Ruby vs Maka
If it's a guy who likes to watch then he is fodder. If it's a girl who likes to watch then she is multiversal.
>>150183947Oh no... I'm so scared streetlevelbros...
>>150184189I've been saying this since forever, female cucks ain't the same as male cucks
I feel like a female cuck has more respect then a male cuck
>>150184178>a finger from the same guy blew him back to base
>STILL hiding behind SpawnAsurabros can't even fight their own battles.
>>150184218Incelbro... a cuck is a cuck.
>>150184218Because a woman fucking a man that is perceived as someone who could fuck anyone he wanted is considered lucky "she's dating a super hot guy!"A man dating a woman who's perceived as someone who could fuck anyone she wanted is a pathetic wimp "he's dating a whore!"
>>150184242Yeah but like women are weak it's okay for them to be cucks or have more of them with one menWhile for a men, its humiliating to share a women + getting cucked
>>150184223>ASURAASURAASURAASURAASURAASURAnotice how you can't actually disagree with my point? Spawn owns and gapes your hero and you can't refute that TRUTH.
>>150184218Cuckqueen is a thing, cuckkings are not
>Incelspeak
>>150183925>>150184006You rike?
>>150184280Yeah this is pretty solid, thanks!Who wins this tho???
>>150183835Susanoo and Pennywise victim
>>150184259>>150184218It boils down to basic biology. Men can impregnate many women. Women can only get pregnant from one man. Men can have their wife cheat on them and raise another guy's child. That can't happen to a woman. When you birth a child it's yours no matter who the father is.Men have had multiple partners in most societies and civilizations since the dawn of man. Women having multiple is unheard of. Humans are a tribal animal and in tribes a single chief owns most of the women.
>>150184247>>150184274Gold!>>150184279>>150184242Mold...
>>150183859Isnt his on screen feat him turning everything into a white void at the opening of the game? Not sure how else you portray time and space being destroyed
>>150184320Aryan!>>150184279Indian...
>unironic incel talk in the hallsThe actual term is cuckquean by the way and just means the female version of cuckold. Cucks are cucks and whores are whores. I look down on both.
>>150184223Asura is like Deku, he jobs to anyone competent unless they're like street level like Adam
>>150184187Monty Oum's soul appears mid-battle for Soul to eat and get a powerup
>>150183905The problem with Adam he has a limit along with his copy. In a hypothetical fight with someone like Asura, Adam would run out of gas eventually while Asura wouldnt so long as he was angry
>>150184185>all that for a man trillions of times smaller than himChakravartin was so INTIMIDATED by Asura.
>we have gotten so schizo we're becoming incelsMaybe we should have listened to the Gokubro about falling like /dbs/.
>>150184320Gem!>>150184346Coal...
>women talking Ignored.
I have only stated facts. Only women call men incels as an insult.
FACTS that /dbg/ KNEELS to:Trans rights are human rights.Bigotry is not okay.Future doctors should have their culture respected.Women control their bodies. Period.Homosexuality is beautiful.Cuckoldry is normal and respectable.
>150184366>sharty talkThese threads can't get worse.
Incels run the government though, we scale far above every other anon here
>>150184187Maka drops Soul and beats the shit out of Ruby with her bare hands.Like the sequence between Kyle and Simon but at some point is mostly Maka punching Ruby, with special emphasis on the womb and tit punches.Eventually she just breaks Ruby's neck to make an reference to Yang vs Tifa
>>150184154Depends if you count recreation from scratch as another universe to the count. He destroyed and created the universe anew countless times if you go by his dialogue.
>>150184384>>150184385MaKEK, you have to stop coping. You're a pathetic cuck and Soul's ass is free for all.
>fuck a woman in the ass and make her cum five times>say afterwards "man women are kind of dumb sometimes and also i hate blacks and jews">she screeches that i'm an incelwhy does this keep happening?
>>150184385Yep yep! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
>>150184259>women are w-ACK!
>>150184412>Woman>Cum from Anal sexAnon... You fucked a tranny
>>150184412But that's just them being retarded. Racism is not incel speak. We are actually in real incel speak.
>>150184422GIWTWM
>MaKEK wall of copeShut up, Maka. I'm going to fuck Soul now.
>>150184403>He destroyed and created the universe anew countless times if you go by his dialogueIt’s pretty extra fucked up if you think about it>oh this one guy rejected my offer? EVERYONE has to go now.
>women can't cum from ana-AAACACCCKKKKKKK
>>150184158How exactly would this work? Your body doesn't continue existing after the soul has been reaped.
death battle?
>>150184187>Ruby winsPetrifies Maka with silver eyes and then uses Soul's inert scythe form to destroy them both simultaneously. >Maka winMaka goes slugfest and explodes Ruby's head with the soul punch. Ruby soul in a chibi like form hovers out of the neck hole looking bummed. Soul grabs her and soul ball Ruby struggles in a comedic panic as he vores her. Soul belches and Maka looks grossed out and them perplexed "huh, rose scented."
Woman Respecting CHADS won this thread, ScholarINCELS lost
>>150184385So TRVE
>>150184475>Reddit
>>150184501What's this Indian subcontinental looking at?
>>150184514>CHADdit
>>150184187This just made me realize that Ruby probably wins and the respectful death will be turning Maka and Soul to stone.
>>150184501Turn that frown upside down, Asura.
Incels actually respect women more than chads. Chad does not care for the plight of woman - incels understand it. Chad treats woman as a throwaway piece of trash - incels put woman on a pedestal and desire her, and see past the physical appearance. Incels are misogynistic because they know women unlike how Chad can ever do so.
Could most women on DB beat most men on DB?
>>150184560Wonder Woman beats up most of the men, does that count?
>>150183401k,b,c
>>150184501>Asura seconds before taking the bait again for the 182873729th time today
I am not associated with Team Dai Gurren.
>turn on the radio>it's mostly just women singing and seething about getting cuckedWhy are double X chromosomes such massive cucks, XYbros? I want to listen to Death Metal, not this garbage.
>>150184554Chads understand women quite well actually. I would know.
>>150184560They made Raven and Zatanna retardedly powerful, so maybe yeah
>>150184585But you're Simon the Digger's closest friend. The only one who he can hide behind when things get rough.
>Superman getting a sequel movieWhat has the world come to
>>150184560WW, Zatanna, Raven, Jean and Wanda have a pretty decent chance at beating most men.I guess only the likes of Simon and Galactus could take them down
>>150184602Raven has solo'd Marvel's cosmology and Zatanna is the most powerful magic user in comics though
>>150184624>still no Dragon Ball Evolution 2Dragonbros...
>>150184560The answer ends up being no because the overall small amount of female characters in Death Battle means the street tier girls really weigh down the average.
>>150184637That's what I said, poopy head
>>150184422Post her destroying a mountain
>>150184634>Simon Yeah>GalactusThat fucking jobber loses to anyone with enough time on their hands to pick a fight with him.
>>150184595>I want to listen to Death Metalwhat kind of death metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f1zNZ0s-HU
>>150184602Both of them job to Simon
>>150184653Oh sorry I misunderstood, I thought you were saying DB made them retardedly powerful ala Kratos, not that they were just retarded powerful
>>150184678Zatanna leaves the death battle to alter the storyboard so she wins. Post Simon having fourth wall story altering feats or he loses.
>>150184692Simon has beyond fictional powers in the audio CD because he shakes the CD
>>150184560The male side has Superman, Hulk, Simon, Galactus, Darkseid, Iron Man, Batman, Dr. Doom, Lex Luthor, Unicron, Flash, two Green Lanterns, Dr Fate, Dr. Strange, Hank Pym, the Atom, Chuck Norris, Segata Sanshiro and POPEYE The women have WW, Raven, Zatanna, Jean, Wanda and I think that's all the notable ones
>>150184596..on opposite day.
>>150184560No because of the small number of females compared to males so the jobbers drag them down harder than the male jobbers.
Isn't Godzilla a woman too?
>>150184779One time at least yeah
>>150184679That's exactly what I said as well. You're clueless in the face of my brain
be WORSE men
>>150184723As always, Chuck Norris solos
Another thread claimed by the king of kings.
>>150184788He's only a woman in the 1998 emmerick flick and in a scrapped showa-era script called "a space godzilla"
>>150184723Marvel and DC, carrying everyone else as usual
>>150184810Triple H?
>>150184779Only A Space Godzilla (not that one) is explicitly female. 1998 Tri-Star Godzilla lays eggs, but it fertizilied those itself, IIRC. Some people think Shin Godzilla is female due to concept art of its "final form" taking on a feminine appearance. Biollante is female, if you count her.
>>150184723Everyone here gapes Goku...
Better men didn't win this thread.
Another brilliant victory for KINGcels
Incels will never be better men
which is why they continue to win!
>>150184723The male side also has Kratos. The girls are screwed
>>150183711Shinobu actually is planet level if you go by her statements. And if you go by feats she'd be at worse continental since when she jumped from Japan to Antarctica she broke it apart
>>150184723Males also include Norrin and MMH
>>150184872Based Georgebro.>>150184878Cringe Angefag.
>>150184718post the CD shaking
Is anyone man enough to cuck Godzilla? Not because of Godzilla himself, but because of what kind of beasts you would have to bang in order to cuck him.
>>150185013Reckon you'd have to be 100 feet tall minimum
>>150185042>not going spelunkingWeak.
>>150185013>because of what kind of beasts you would have to bang in order to cuck him.Mothra?
>>150185055You expect me to go skinny dipping inside Mothra and jack off in her ovipositor?
>>150185042Women don't really care about dick size desu. Only fags and men in general do
>>150185104It ain't about dick size it's about size size
>>150185013>>150185059at least with mothra you have the shobijin but they have the reverse issue of being too small
>>150183085>>150183061>>150183056Asurafags don't exist. Replace Asura with DBZ Broly or Majin Buu or Namek Saga Frieza and the reaction would be the exact same . People are pissed that a complete fraud propagated by pathological liars won when he logically shooned.
>>150185197then who keeps falling for the bait?
>shooned
>>150185115Same difference, really. I think Mothra would be more flattered and happy a human is trying to fuck her even if she couldn't feel it
>>150185215>falling for bait>in a general that lives on shitposts
>>150185215Your mother
Sonic won this thread.
>>150185215Me. I'm the local schizo who posts 100+ times in each thread
>>150185096Go full It Has To Be This Way on the walls with your cock.
>>150185288Do you like BBC?
>>150185215It was I, DIo!
>>150185283...when it comes to folding laundry.
>>150185232>Mothra would be more flattered and happy a human is trying to fuck her even if she couldn't feel itGodzillabros... can we really not keep up with the pint-sized HMOFAchads?
>>150185340Wouldn't Mothra be moreso a female feral? There's 0 "anthro" on that bitch most of the time, if at all
>>150185361Anthro enough for me.
The winner... is Kratos
…’s wife’s BVLL
ASURA!
>>150185304>>150185304>>150185304Wake up Stupid! Move to the new thread you dimwit!
>>150185384>>150185401>>150185420KINGtos, Bitterly, Crying
