Hank
>invites you to cookouts, would crack open a cold one with you, helps you with projects, has an orderly home, wife and son are slightly annoying
Dale
>tells you all his crackpot theories, house smells like a tobacco lounge, does your extermination for free
Boomhauer
>nicest house, would invite you to an orgy with all the hottest babes if you could understand him, pretty chill
Bill
>you are now a babysitter
Either Hank or Boomhauer, though Dale would be pretty nice. No one wants to live next to a Bill. Bonus: Kahn
>fucking annoying as all hell but he works in Houston so you only see him during the evening or on weekends. Wife is hot as hell though so maybe if you can cuck him it's worth it.