Alright, everybody set to play the Alpha?

Well that was fucking weird.

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>>150183574
Went about as you would expect though.

>>150183505
Now, time to see what came after all THAT
>
https://mspfa.com/?s=64574&p=1
https://mspfa.com/?s=64653&p=1

>>150183553
Ok, rollcall, who made it out?

>>150183646
not me thank fuck
wait...

>>150183646
Heir of Time.

>>150178901
>Gwen: Ascend (the stairs)

The meteor trick works every time, see you chumps in three years.

>>150183646
The damn Space Bards rift from fucking up the frogbreeding so hard....worked? I guess? I say these fucks: >>150183636 get to deal with the game for a while before we go back, Jesus fucking Christ i need Ibuprofen that spans time itself.

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MEANWHILE IN AN OLD UNIVERSE WHERE JACK MITOSIS'D HIMSELF

>>150183682
>Gwen: Ascend (the stairs) [but do it coolly]

>>150183691
The classic skaia tradition of letting your kids suffer for your consequences

Ah, beautiful

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>>150183775
>Fuck them kids.

>>150183792
>life is the my ordinary life song from the life-aspect amv
Preme

>>150183646
We hope you enjoyed this round of the game. We hope even more you enjoy what's to come. I know I did.

Keep an eye open. It'll be great.

-You already know.

>>150183846
Pricks.

But it was pretty cool, ngl.

>>150183739
All of this because anon had the worst taste in shipping… worth it

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Give me you classpect, and either an arc or item/interest and I'll make your planet

>>150183951
Prince of Time
Dersite
My old ass PSP

>>150183887
>Anons after escaping the session in the Alpha timeline when asked about it: https://youtu.be/0NknZYThNQo?si=vOJAeKlRCrAhdjjM&t=255
>DONT LET THE PRINCES NEAR THE TIME ASPECT.

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>Multiple fan adventures based on what happens in the thread. It's not just one about a funny anon obsessed with Roxy, now there's something about a certain Gwen that no one cares about, and possibly more shitty OCs things to come.
>The threads devolve into a lot of spam and shitposting, where a bunch of namefags turn the thread into a roleplaying chat that any outsider who hasn't been chronically online following the thread can't even understand what they're talking about or what the fuck is going on.
>At this point people are talking about anything but something on-topic. We're not talking about the upcoming Homestuck pilot, we're not even talking about Homestuck the comic itself. The thread is just a bunch of anons chatting with each other about things that sometimes even they don't understand, /b/-style.
>All the posts in the thread are only about a game that some anons are playing between them.

You fucking guys ruined it. This is WORSE than the Death Battle threads. I'm going to call the mods.

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>>150184071
Sounds like a you problem.

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>>150184071
you could post a gif of you sucking dick and it wouldn't be this gay

>>150184068
>They need to be watched VERY closely.

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>>150184071
Would this happen to be you, Anon?

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>>150184071
Noone makes spamton recolors on utg anymore i need to shit it up for more aus sorry gramps

>>150184071
>a roleplaying chat that any outsider who hasn't been chronically online following the thread can't even understand what they're talking about
dude
just read the comic

>>150184174
Huge self report, there. That thread was 70% webcomic shit, 30% making shit up because it's fun. Didn't read the webcomic award.

>>150184071
>Homestuck threads got banned because mods thought they were becoming circlejerks
>Mods stop banning threads years later after they became fanventure circlejerks

>>150184195
And the insanity of making it up was still somehow more coherent than anything going on in your average Death Battle thread.

>>150184056
First off: Fuck you you ass

Second off:
Land Dust and Memories
>A wind swept plain of sand and dust, no life is here any more
>Grey as far as the eye can see, with the only color coming from what sometimes is under the dust: Items of the pas
>Old things from nearly every point in history are across the planet, covered or buried.
>Old Tv's, paintings, antiques, booms, whatever you can imagine that look like it belongs in the past.
>in the grand scheme of things they don't matter, and if the prince waits long enough even they will turn to more dust, letting his planet be truly empty
>But ther is one thing that's special
>Some where, in a old temple, lost and hidden away there's a small metal box, a metal lucn box for kids even
>It's a time capsule, one that was left there for the prince
>It has a game for him to play. Not a major one just a simple game
>It'll help him remeber something hed rather not remember
>It'll help him in the end

>>150184086
>>150184171
Why are you posting panels for ants?

>>150184235
Because thats what google had when i found it, and browsing through Vast Error to find that specific page would be a pain in the ass.

>>150184071
>Multiple fan adventures based on what happens in the thread. It's not just one about a funny anon obsessed with Roxy, now there's something about a certain Gwen that no one cares about, and possibly more shitty OCs things to come.
Just untrue, there are 2 (two) fan adventures with any relation to the thread, and the only relation they have is that they are suggestion based, the acctual occurances fo the threat are unrelated.
>The threads devolve into a lot of spam and shitposting, where a bunch of namefags turn the thread into a roleplaying chat that any outsider who hasn't been chronically online following the thread can't even understand what they're talking about or what the fuck is going on.
Functionally dead media that is over a decade old is rarely if ever newcomer friendly
>At this point people are talking about anything but something on-topic. We're not talking about the upcoming Homestuck pilot, we're not even talking about Homestuck the comic itself. The thread is just a bunch of anons chatting with each other about things that sometimes even they don't understand, /b/-style.
genuine skill issue, just scroll up
>All the posts in the thread are only about a game that some anons are playing between them.
SKILL ISSUE
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>>150184215
Those thread are filled with the that dude who's gay and bottom for Kratos and a bunch of cuckhold shit that devolve into soerg sessions

>>150184231
First off, it wasn't me, those cretins give my classpect a bad name.
Second off, thanks.

>>150184292
Yeah my point, its basically /dbs/ but a wider roster of characters. Weird threads.

>>150184298
There were probably tons of innocent princes of time in that session given unfair treatment by the rest of the players, all because of a couple of bad apples.

I should know, I was one of them. You and me are in it together, brother. Dersite, too.

>>150183505
You know the only thing that could come out of the animated series is would be the action scenes.

They can finally be good combat that looks dynamic

>>150183553
Yeah. I guess. I accidentally left my alchemized windows computer with pencil graphite keys behind. There was also a really cool book on my land I forgot to grab, oh well.

>>150183646
Hello vro </3

>>150184071
u mad, bro?

>>150184071
>It's not just one about a funny anon obsessed with Roxy
His name is LARRY

And also he ain't THE Guy. He's more like the Dave. But without all the...you know what.

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I just got here after posting the last panel last night how come some of you fuckers got some of the story beats for hardlocked predicted amidst all that shit.

>>150184496
random chance and seers of time are a crazy mix, man

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>>150184496
>got some of the story beats for hardlocked predicted amidst all that shit.

Monkeys and typewriters, Hardlocked-Anon. Monkeys and typewriters.

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So, how would the current writers fuck up their characters if they lived through [S] D--> Seek the Highb100d?

>>150184526
>It's all monkeys, it's always been mokeys

>>150184616
Equius would date Terezi and Nepeta would turn to soporifics after Karkat refuses to fuck her because he's a faggot

>>150184496
Do you mean the tape on the clock, the prince fuck nugget thing, the lord of void being a woman or something that went on in the giga-jack event

>>150184496
Is it the nugget porn one

>>150184701
The Lord is already confirmed to be a guy

>>150184701
Probably the Princes fuck everything up for everyone.

Alternatively the other players went onto the Outer Ring Horrorterror fuck Cruise, but i do doubt its that one.

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>>150184717
>>150184701

>>150184774
I either way will laugh my ass off when it comes up.

>>150184774
Come to think of it, didn't somebody say they were a prince and asked not to be killed in response to that one panel?

You don't think...

>>150184753
Wait shit it's that the Prince that needs to die is a Prince of Time.
Any and every Prince of Time

>>150185061
Best way to ensure your inevitability if not a Lord of Time would be to kill the guys that can destroy the timeline where you come into power i guess, true.

>>150184496
Haxxed your brain

>>150184174
>>150184195
>>150184215
The fuck you guys are talking about? Using a classpect as a name here, and saying random shit likr "Woah!! Heir of Time made it to Post-Scratch!!" It's not like some Epic 5D Chess shitposting, where you need to have read the comic beforehand to understand it. In fact you post, it makes me think YOU guys are the ones who haven't even read the comic.

>>150185385
Nobody was saying that, either. It was just fun, and relevant.

>>150185385
>It's not like some Epic 5D Chess shitposting

Literally just gotta have seen the last thread, its not that difficult.

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>>150184071
i like to have fun and draw funny things for people
>>150184471

id drew some sicko art for you guys if you at least dropped yourself as kid in godtier clothes

>>150185517
>lockeheed martin symbol
kino

>>150183646
i was asleep what the fuck happened

>>150185627
One anon asked how fucked a session with 4chan would be because we all would want to be the Black Queens manslaves.

Then things got a little out of control.

>>150185517
I never had a problem with your fan adventure. I just don't think having more than one going on is a good idea, and the last thread entered dangerously borderline /b/ territory.

>>150185554
draw some eeyore consorts

>>150185652
To be fair, one question going off into the most ridiculous shit known to man is atleast somewhat in the spirit of Homestuck. Just shouldn´t be the default, those 2-3 hours did well enough.

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>>150185659
i have ZERO idea whats this...

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first for 8est and smartest and cutest spider jobber troll

>>150185723
where's her did everything wrong award?

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>>150185765
she literally did (almost) everything right though? She only lost because the Condesce mogged her because she's literally the ruler of her entire species.

>>150185800
Need this bitch to expose everything up in there
Slap me in the face with her plot
Bounce her narrative on my lap

>>150185808
Anon, she killed like 4 people of which 2 weren´t even mindcontrolled at that moment. Even Condy killed less during Game Over.

>>150185649
/hsap/ could theoretically handle it if you broke it into teams based on what each anon specializes in and don't cross the fucking streams
>have bitter /hsg/ oldfags in team 1 doing the more technical heavy lifting for the session and making sure things like frog breeding are on track based on comic knowledge, let this be the "defense" team
>have the /k/ shitposters in team 2 focus on thinning enemies and keeping derse from fucking up shit early because agents, let this be the "offense" team
>everyone else gets thrown at any unexpected problem as cannon fodder and/or maintaining resources, be constantly alchemizing new gear and distributing it among players as needed for pickups, let this be the "support" team
my bet is that success depends on how well a mix of boards can divide and tard-wrangle itself to finish the objective and have a little shitposting, but only as a treat so time isn't wasted
i still don't trust that faggot hussie to fix act 6 if the animated pilot manages to take off

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>>150184071
Holy shit we might have a Lord on our hands

>>150185959
I don´t think Faggotry is a Aspect, anon.

>>150185974
Lord is a class, retard.

>>150185999
And you can't be a Lord because Stupidity isn't an aspect

>>150185999
Yes, but Lord of Faggotry isn´t a Classpect, see the problem there?

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>>150186015
But it is crucial to lordship, however

>>150186047
You take that back, Caliborn is a hard working warrior poet.

>>150186047
Caliborn has a special kind of brain

>>150186088
Mans build different in every way.

>>150186088
Caliborn has a special plan for this world.

>>150185652
>more than one going on
4stuck had like two pages since Hardlocked started about a week and a half ago

>>150186088
AND A SPECIAL KIND OF INTELLIGENCE. WHICH I AM THE BEST GENIUS AT.
>>150186115
I PLAN TO DESTROY IT UTTERLY. WITH THE COOL RAINBOW BREATHE I CAN DO LATER. AS A STRONG GENTLE MANLY OLDER ME. HOW DO I LEARN TO DO THAT? PROBABLY THROUGH A SHENANIGAN. IN THE FUTURE.

Certified Hood Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMcEBX74AWE

>>150186224
Shounenstuck has always been there, hasn´t it.

So ho many times do you have to prototype before enemies becomes nigh-amorphous blobs of a myriad warring, contradictory parts?

>>150186253
Atleast more than 12 times given the Trolls still despite it had their stuff quite functional.

>>150186224
that grimdark rose caught me off guard, lol

>>150185897
It was self-defense. They were coming at her, what else was she supposed to do?

>>150186167
Cal, are you still in contact with Vriska? Can you tell her I miss her? >_<

>>150186290
>what was the vastly more competent Serket with god knows how many sweeps worth of mind control experience supposed to do?

>>150186290
I wouldn´t exactly say that Jake was coming at her or that Terezi was much of a threat with her flying. In the case of Jake she outright killed him just to kill a already knocked out Jane.

>>150186323
Hey, Araneafag! Been a while, huh? You doing okay off the chanplanet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYx6Bp8OGiM

>>150186352
I can see why it ended up nuked back in the day.

>>150186291
I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN CONTACT. WITH TROLLBITCH THE EIGHTH. IT HAS BEEN MY BOYPLEDGE TO NEVER TANGLE WITH THE HOES IN LAME WALLS OF TEXT. EVER AGAIN.

>>150186394
>HOES
Been hanging out with Z's friends, huh?

>>150186416
I AM A CONNOISSEUR OF WORDS THAT ACCURATELY AND PASSIONLESSLY DESCRIBE THE DUMB BIMBOS. THAT SEEMINGLY ALL SPECIES. MUST UNFORTUNATELY PLAY HOST TO.

>>150186463
Don't talk about her like that. She's very important to me. You know she used to come here from time to time during the /v/ stealth threads?

>>150185649
I asked the simple favor of
"STOP BEING DEGENS, GET ON THE BATTLEFIELD!"
And it sort of spiraled from there

>>150185705
The Seer of Doom had his consorts all hr Eeyore from Winnie the Poooh

>>150185800
8luh 8luh huge tits

>>150185554
My friend made me one a few years ago but I cant find it. Also im doing shit right now and cant make one but ughgh I wish I could, that sounds so fun.

>>150186971
Your typo with "Kings" led to the one commenting that the White Kings in on wanting to end it all, which had me howling like a Banshee, so good job there.

>>150185554
I've been trying to figure out my own kid logo design forever and I've been experimenting as best I can to determine my classpect, but unfortunately I don't have anything to present to you. I guess Hussie didn't have a kid logo either.

>>150187390
I count the winged sword as a logo

>>150184071
god forbid a thread on the comics board revolve around several ongoing comics
god forbid anons have a little fun with referencing said comics
your classpect is lame btw

wait the trolls didn't even get frogs in their session that's why aradia prototyped them into her kernalsprite
they would've had an impossible reward to win? shit game

>>150187708
Nah they had frogs hidden on their planets, Aradia prototyped the frog head to setup BQ taking her ring off.

>>150187785
oh right of course

>>150183646
I made it out just fine. Made the mistake of prototyping one of my Genestealer models, though. Sorry about that.

>>150183553
What happened?

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ocs

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>>150185554
I have had a kid symbol since i was small. Colors are prussian blue with a highlighter yellow symbol

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>>150187993
Mage of space. No not that one the one that became a bard of void

>>150187987
I'm out of commission as far as actually drawing original kid art, but if I throw myself in the Farrago doll maker and give you a classpect and chumhandle and whatever, will you throw me on there?

>>150188023
suuuuuuuuuure

>>150188036
Are these actually OCs of yours? I thought they were just other anons here from some jamboree I missed.

>>150188044
just drew my friends for fun, but i can recycle them into ocs ye

>>150188023
>Farrago doll maker
oh hey this site is pretty cool

>>150187987
Why is doomguy confused

>>150188273
not sure about him, he whines a lot

*wwades into thread*

>>150186327
Jake was an unfortunate casualty. He had to die so that Jane could be killed

>>150186323
The Condesce is literally the most powerful troll in canon, Aranea couldn't help but job to her, AND the Condesce also had mind-control powers as well somehow, and from what I remember, Vriska couldn't mind control Aranea because she was so much stronger than her, so Aranea probably couldn't mind control the Condesce due to the difference in power

>>150187987
where's the Theif of Cum

>>150188364
space player i added a new heart player too

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>>150188063
hypnoTerrorist.
Page Of Space.
Dersian sway.
Handkind.
Kid symbol should probably just be a shut eye colored Vriska's hex code.
I didn't participate in the speculative Land exercise.

>>150188640
>Page Of Space.
Welp, unless predestination is extremely generous with how long we have until the reckoning we're fucked

>>150188640
>HYPNOterrorist
>kid symbol uses #005682
>has the same hair as Vriska
What could this mean

Egomaniacs is pretty fun

>>150188699
I hear there are a few people in these threads who are very fond of her, but it's probably unrelated.

>>150188699
Means they're gonna be a huge bitch and cripple the weakest player

>>150188734
But she's a page, she IS the weakest player

>>150188748
Being a page doesn't automatically make you the weakest player. It just means you have unrealized potential. You don't need to be weak to have unrealized potential

Guess I'll bring my old fantroll out of retirement. Someone sweet on Tumblr made sprite work of him for me unprompted and i still have it.

>>150188364
don't forget Flesh of Light

>>150188748
>she's
Fuck, where did I go wrong?

>>150188834
is that not supposed to be a girl?

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butter marshmallow skillet time who was yours

>>150188853
Hussie’s new gf posted her kid sprite?!

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>>150187993
>>150188014
>>150188640

>>150189132
That’s right im just an edgy prospitan

>>150189132
Thanks, bro.

By the way, hypnoTerrorist is my actual handle and I use Pesterchum daily.

>>150189232
wheres the h come from

>>150189331
>notices all the other kids in your chart are CGAT
FUCK.
DELETE IT WHILE I FIX IT! AAAAAAGHGHHGHG

>>150189132
Dammn I gotta make mine. I still cant find the one my friend drew me. Promise not to move on too fast, I have actual shit to do irl so I cant be constantly checking these threads

>>150189132
>>150189232
>>150189331
>>150189362
You can probably change it to catnapTerrorist on the ref sheet and I'll do the same on my chumhandle.

>>150189132
archeotechnicalArthurian
mage of space
prospitan sway
brushkind

>Go on DB
>For a brief moment, connect to an "Alan"
>Disconnects immediately before I can call him a wankbreath

>>150183505
He was fucking gay and deserved his crippling and murder for turning her down

>>150189583
Vriska haters just do it because they refuse to acknowledge how hot she is.

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>>150189410
webs cuz vriska and stakeouts cuz all hyponsis porn starts with stakeouts lol

>>150189483
uhhh, visual reference needed

>>150189596
>stakeouts cuz all hyponsis porn starts with stakeouts lol
Can...can you elaborate a little bit?

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>>150189614
basically all rape related porn starts- wait a fucking moment why did i mistook the word stakeout for ambush F U C K

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>>150189640
>>150189661
Generic separation of hypnosis and rape stereotypes comment followed by generic comment about not being into sex...

>>150189596
Second to the left. I am giving you my missing info

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>>150189687
okie dokie now bb i want to sleep

>>150189666
Satan, stop noticing things.

>>150184071
>"Waaaaaah, mommy the other kids hate me cuz I hate fun and muh face is stupid"

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Used that Farrago thing for a mockup.
>theogonicGrapheme
>Prince of Doom
>Derse
>Land of Scripts and Calcium
>Staffkind

>>150190550
Disregard the name, didn't change the placeholder it rolled.

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>>150190550
>Yer a wizard, [________]

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>>150187524
>your classpect is lame btw
What is my classpec?

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>>150190787
Is this real life?

>>150184071
I wouldn't bother, since the buzz around the Gio controversy/Spindleroo pilot has died down, this thread is basically a useless wasteland. Not really any interesting or content left and it's devolved into low functioning autists shitting out really embarrassing, crude OC roleplay

>>150190787
Bard of Homosexuality

>>150190898
>useless wasteland
I mean what /co/ thread isn't

>>150190898
So what's the point of continuing to make threads? I'm sure when the pilot comes out, it'll give us a lot of stupid shit to talk about. All we'll accomplish is getting Homestuck actually banned from /co/ again.

>>150184071
>>150190898
>>150190940
All faggots btw

>>150190898
>low functioning autists shitting out really embarrassing, crude OC roleplay
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

>>150190906
OMG, Do I have the power to transform others into homosexuals, then? Cool :D

-I use my powers on ANON No.150190906- YAY, you GAY NOW!!!

what do people see in sburb that makes them keep making sburb fanventures
i genuinely don't see it

>>150190995
Water dissolving, and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving, and water removing

>>150191086
>noone goes to mspfa for anything but homestuck
>simple, easily replicated artstyle
>standardized premise
>tons of customization
>homestuck nostalgia

>>150191086
You get to fuse items and shit, you get cool powers based on your personality, and you get to live in a fantasy world. It's like isekai, but in a video game

>>150191086
A big draw of Homestuck is the worldbuilding. We get a ton of detail about how Sburb works, with very noticeable holes that are ripe for filling with theories and speculation. And the more you headcanon about how things work in those clear patches of void, the closer you get to mentally creating a session of Sburb.

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what is this thread, I thought the pilot was released

>>150191496
It's just a bunch of anons roleplaying with each other and talking about creating OCs.

>>150191496
waiting room of random bullshit until pilot actually releases + pre-pilot drama from hussie's latest discord circlejerk

Since we're only talking about nothing and talking about how we're talking about nothing, I will ask a question to change the topic and maybe spark new conversation(s). Where would you guys be on the hemospectrum if you were a troll?

>>150191496
No just a trailer. Little to speak of. Inwards spiral. Pilot will release sometime this month.

Should I play Hiveswap? Is it good? Are there any cute and/or fuckable girls in it?

>>150192087
Teal, I think.

what are some good fan adventures?

>>150192087
Probably yellow.

>>150192379
>Piss blooded
Loser

>>150192341
A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe

>>150192087
I'm tired of hearing about anons. I wanna see more story stuff.

Like uh...when do you anons reckon we're finding trolls on 4stuck? And how will they be like?

>>150192087
I go by what my sign is which is same as vriska- cobolt. except I wouldn't have any cool powers like her

>>150192543
I can't help but think that'll be ages from the most recent page, the pacing has been relatively slow and Maiko hasn't even been revealed yet... though I guess they could pull the plot point of her being a troll, maybe?

>>150192705
What if you get the opposite where you can force the mind of other people into your body, letting youmake use of their expertise and decisionmaking while they're elsewhere, but without losing control of your own body; would you use that?

>>150192766
I think I might end up relying on it too much as a crutch and it learning to let it go could make for an interesting arc

>>150192914
it does sound pretty cool, anon, you'd be a cool troll to read about

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Anyone participating?

>>150192987
thanks, anon. your question was pretty cool and got me thinking how the story would go

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>>150193032

>>150183951
>Prince of Doom
>A knitted chicken hat

>>150192722
Pretty sure Alan had already seen her before, so probably not.

But yeah, it is kinda slow.

>>150192087
I would live it up in the slums with the rust whores for all of 6 days before getting culled

>>150193032
lmao no, doing anything FRAF related seems like looking for trouble in the long run. I dont care for friendsim 2, but if even they decided to ran away from FRAF there has to be a reason

>>150183951
Bard of Light
Collection of exotic teas

We need Rachel back
fun fact I was actually the one who suggested the name Rachel. I named her after Rachel from the animorphs

>>150193032
Take notice on how Dave is as far away as possible from both Jade and Karkat. This is a subtle reference to the fact that he's saving himself for Aradia.

>>150193424
Actually, its a subtle reference about how Dave is built for grippy (Rose) Lalonde pussy

>>150193032
BRAP official

>>150193418
>spoiler
and I got to name Fucknuts Wankbrain :)

>>150193418
I wanna see them actually get to playing. And Maiko, too. I wanna see her.

>>150193032
I like John's little polo shirt

>>150192087
if we're going by the extended zodiac
>fuschia
im fucking off to grow weed and exotic fruit at the bottom of the ocean with a handful of drones

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I fucking hate homestuck fans

>>150194222
>I fucking hate homestuck fans
why

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>>150193032
>>150193424
what da dave doin

>>150194222
Not a single kanye album for Dave how is that even possible

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had a dream I came across another dirkdave shipper in the threads. shit was hype

>>150194388
why do you ship them? what's the appeal?

>>150194477
>what's the appeal?
gay incest

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>>150194477
there's a lot to like. they are some of my favorite characters. and they have a lot in common to bond over while still being distinctively unique. and they have hangups about their alternate selves. and they will call each other out on the bullshit they try to pull- which promotes growth. they compliment each other
they're a fun pair to see that's the holy trinity: cute, funny and badass

>>150194729
yes

I WANT VRISKA TO HYPNOTIZE ME.

>>150193418
Is rachel such a bitch because she gets ptsd flashbacks to the war?

>>150195426
No. She’s such a bitch because she gets ptsd flash forwards to the troll war

>>150192341
Suburban Slasher has been pretty fun to read

>>150192087
im not sure thats a personality thing you can just judge. but if we go by zodiac, im fuchsia, which seems entirely limited to the royal family, so i guess that makes me the condesce's heiress (male) destined to kill her and all other competition

>>150192087
I’m an indigo blood through and through. It’s my zodiac and my mood kindred troll

>>150195481
If only she had someone as dedicated emotional support and who she could throw bottles at teehee

>>150195533
Alan or girlTroll call it

>>150195579
Either way she’s throwing bottles at alan

>>150192087
I'm capricorn so purpleblood. Which is alright because i like jesters. Wouldn't care about the cult though I just like the makeup

>>150192341
beneViolents pretty fun if you want just a swarm of Cherubs being absolute gremlin creatures.

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>>150195602

>>150195874
Heh.

>>150195874
gentles and gentlemen. we have a strife specibus

>>150195989
>Bottlekind

I guess for melee she just starts going full pub brawl.

>>150192722
>Be maiko, troll
>Be so obsessed with humans you put on white makeup to blend in with them
She's like Maya but less D*tch, how would Alan react?

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>>150195989
>>150196203
when she's especially mad she's breaks the bottlekind into a 1/2 bottlekind

>>150196637
Exactly, thats the melee application.

>>150183505
I literally JUST realized that the pilot is coming out this month.

Fuck, September's going to be legitimately fucking crazy.
>Hollow Knight: Silksong Releasing today
>Helluva Boss getting a new pilot episode for it's Prime debut on September 10th.
>Homestuck Pilot later this month
>Knights of Guinevere Pilot September 19th

There's so much shit coming out this month. There's also that Homestuck Re-Release thing for the webcomic but I doubt anyone actually cares about that since UHC is just a better way to read the comic.

>>150196904
>implying they’re not just gonna steal shit from UHC and add it to their re-release

>>150191086
It's basically like theorycrafting a DnD party but infinitely easier because you don't have to worry about anything pesky like 'stats' or 'mechanics' ruining whatever autistic bullshit you've imagined in your head.

>>150192087
You don't get to decide what caste you're born as.
You just get to hope that it's not one of the shit ones.

>>150196947
Jade up to Indigo is decent comparatively by being in the middle, the others you get fucked one way or the other.

>Rust/Bronze/Gold: lmao
>Olive: Hope you like being the furry caste.
>Purple: Clowns and hyperaggression, good luck.
>Violet: Live in the fucking water and disliked by just about everyone else for it.
>Fuchsian: Condy is sending the drones on your ass, can't have competition.

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After three long hours in Procreate I have created a patron troll for Rachel
What shall be her name?

>>150197046
Nothing wrong with us purplebloods yo
You just jelly

>>150197048
Stayse McPrep

>>150197048
Suzie Bhutwhype

You know, I saw some people wondering how exactly they were going to fit all of Act 1 into the pilot episode, especially since it's only 11 minutes long.

But then I actually went and re-read Act 1 today.

Lets list all the actually relevant things that need to be covered in Act 1, up until the Cruxstruder is activated.

Act 1: Part 1 - John fucks around in his room
>Introduce John, Rose and Dave
>Introduce the Sylladex Mechanic
>See Dad show up and take the mail from the window
Act 1: Part 2 - John fucks around downstairs
>Open the present containing the Harlequin
>Strife with Dad
>Get the Sburb Beta
Act 1: Part 3 - Playing Sburb
>Install Sburb Beta
>Rose places the Totem Lathe, Cruxstruder and Alchemiter
>John and Rose Activate the Cruxstruder

After this, the entire rest of Act 1 (the rest of Part 3 and all of Parts 4 and 5) takes place over the course of 4 minutes and 20 seconds.

If we assume that the animated series will actually stick to that time limit, the question is not "Can we do all of Act 1 in 11 minutes".
But rather "Can we do all the important plot beats of the first half of Act 1 in 7 minutes".

As a side note, despite how short it is a LOT of Act 1 is taken up by John 'observing' various objects in his house (posters, fireplace, harlequins, cakes, etc), solving puzzles and going on a bunch of random, meaningless tangents that don't go anywhere.

These things don't really serve any real narrative or characterization purpose and are mainly there as a result of Act 1 being back when Homestuck was still being treated as a CYOA comic imitating a point-and-click adventure game. Thus they can be either cut or turned into visual background details that we don't waste time on.

TLDR: Barely fucking anything even happens in Act 1. It's just John dicking around for an hour with 10 minutes of actual plot relevant stuff.

>>150197463
They got like 10 minutes total, the last minutes for showing Jade on her Island and Karkat likely entering the troll session as a parallel to John. (His Lusussprites in the trailer, so that sounds right to me, he won't interact with them.)

>>150197488
Good thing there's only 10 minutes of actual plot relevant events in Act 1 then.

>>150197504
Pretty much, its doable.

>>150183951
Page of Space
Dersite
One of my anime girl figures

>>150197048
Grista Dinket

>>150197048
>all green clothes but blue makeup
is she a greenblood that desperately wants to be a blueblood?
anyway clitie rubher for a name

>>150197463
>>150197504
I would say skipping all the jokes and the setup for the jokes for a bare-bones 10 min version is wack. but skipping most of the conversations also makes the character development and decisions down the line also required omission or else it'd make no sense. so we are also to omit
>rose's snooty misunderstanding of her mom
>dave's weird relationship with his bro
>john's realization that everything his dad did was just to love him, such as pretending to like clowns
>the setup for the trolls trolling all throughout their timeline backwards
>dave's tendency to ramble
>I doubt they will explain capchalogging, fetch modus, and strife specibus well enough so that's out the window
>betty crocker
>john's fascination with movies as both a part of his characterization but also for plot shit like casey, the bunny, and vriska's first ever flushed crush

>>150197790
I agree. They will need to make up for it in future episodes which will probably be around 20 minutes long which is the viz standard

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>>150190898
Funny at the amount of seethe that post caused despite it being right about how cringe the previous thread was
I came to talk about HS or at least rant about dumb stuff in the fanbase, not RPing with a bunch of faggots I don’t know. If I’m gonna do that I’d play tablestuck or go on dreambubble.xyz

>homestuck banned on /co/ for a decade
>mods finally start allowing threads again
>weeks later, the pilot is announced
is there an insider moderating /co/?

>>150197790
I'm pretty sure they can manage to throw in some lines of dialogue and jokes to establish most of those things without needing to extend the time required.

One of the benefits of them shifting from typed chat logs to spoken dialogue is that characters can talk and act at the same time, which saves on time.

A lot of the time spent in Act 1 is going back and forth between characters actually doing things and then returning to the computer/PDA for text chats. This problem doesn't exist with spoken dialogue/voice chat, which the trailer seems to indicate is what they're doing in the animated pilot.

>>150197947
Anon, they only really didn't get pruned since the day before the announcement when there was the UHC drama, the ones before were 50/50 on deleted with one thrown over to /trash/.

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Where could jade’s character have gone after cascade?

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>>150198135
An exceptionally Heterosexual direction

>>150197689
She’s a cerulean blue blood, but a mind player

>>150194343
Because Dave isn't a hateful fascist sweaty :)

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>>150198249
kek

>>150198301
why would jade use our shitty VR tech when she already had better stuff than us today in 2009

>>150198322
she is on vr chat

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if the kids played wizard101 what school of magic do you think they would pick

>>150198537
John: Illusion
Rose: Necromancy
Dave: Evocation
Jade: Divination

Jane: Enchantment
Jake: Abjuration
Roxy: Conjuration
Dirk: Alteration

>>150198135
Her powers under poor control. That's it. It was all she had to do in order to remain relevant. "I have Green Sun powers now and I can barely control them even as a God-Witch of Space" and you roll from there with the threat of her being controlled by the Empress, and trying to develop her powers without obliterating half of paradox space.

But, once again, Hussie is a failure of a writer.

What Cardfight Vanguard clan would each of the kids play?

What would be the main morphs of the beta kids if they were animorphs?

>>150199444
Jade would be a dog
Rose would be a cat
Dave would be a crow
and John would be a fucking harlequin or something idk

>>150198269
where tf are his teeth

>>150198612
He said wizard101 not dnd

>>150198537
John: Storm
Rose; Myth with Star
Dave: Fire
Jade: Life with Moon

Jake: Balance
Dirk: Ice or Death with Sun
Jane: Life
Roxy: Storm

>>150199565
wait. i.. i think its a kitten

>>150197928
By God your an unfunny Fag

People have an ounce of fun doing something without you and you think it's their fault your not enjoying yourself anymore.
No wonder your so bored all the time

>>150198926
John: Pale Moon
Rose: Granblue
Dave: Murakumo
Jade: Great Nature

Jane: Oracle Think Tank
Jake: Gear Chronicle
Dirk: Link Joker
Roxy: Nubatama

What Magic the Gathering deck would the kids play?

Which of the kids would get their child circumcized?

>>150199886
Rose lalonde apparently

>>150199915
they cut Vrissy's foreskin off?

>>150199886
none of them, they're real humans

>>150199985
I think Jake would do it

>>150200035
As if Tavvy doesn´t have enough issues already.

>>150199932
Yes.

>>150199860
John: Blue tempo
Rose: Eldrazi
Dave: Aristocrats
Jade: Pod combo

Jane: Underworld Cookbook
Jake: Merfolk
Dirk: Affinity
Roxy: Ephemerate Scam

Half based on interests of theirs, half based on the kinds of strategies they employ otherwise.

Which DBD killers would the Alternian trolls gravitate towards? would their choices bedifferent than those of their ancestors?

>>150200093
Although, thematically, the Thopter Foundry/Sword of the Meek/Time Sieve core would be perfect for Dave

What flavour of edible panties do you think each of the beforan trolls prefer to chow down on?

>>150199489
>partial rabbit motif
how do you miss this unless you mean copying other people's appearances to fuck with them

>>150199860
rose- dimir
jade- simic
dave- gruul
john- izzet
roxy- golgari
dirk- azorius
jake- boros
jane- selesnya

>>150200093
I bet sollux would play slivers, the bastard

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>>150198537
>>150198926
>>150200207
>>150200218
>>150200248
etc
if this is fun by >>150197928 and >>150184071 opinions... well, have fun?

>>150200315
no. this is very, very not fun. Please anon, I'm begging you, suggest something, anything else to talk about. I can't fucking take this any more

>>150198537
What if they played WoW?
I found some art pieces and will drop them soon.

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>>150200352
hey there were really TWO AND A HALF ANONS that were not happy about previous thread sky-rocketing hundred posts above bumplimit, nuh uh, no fun allowed
and no, no discussing aranea's araneas
and no posting memes, nor posting any kind of art. nuh uh

>>150200363
jade would play a hunter
idk anyone else

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>>150200384
trust me anon. I love fun. I love posting Aranea (picrel), but asking which kids would do what is getting stale really, really, really qiuckluy

>>150200352
Which thing would each kid ask the Homestuck thread which each kid would do?

I hope everyone behind anything offical simultaniously slips and bangs their heads on a pieces of furniture leaving them as vegetables.

>>150200425
>Rose is Niffty
That's adorable.

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>>150200409
we need spawn a non-tranny janny who will subnet ban questionfags. and spawning such janny is equal to 0.00000000dick%

>>150200435
Tiny Rose is in fact surprisingly good.

>>150200442
well obviously rose is tiny, she's a bookish dweeb that never goes outside and is probably malnourished to boot

>>150200409
Yes please flood the thread with your girlfailure spiderbitch again it was riveting all the other times.

>>150200470
Are you being sarcastic or are you being serious? Genuine question btw

>>150200470
Why do normalfags HATE the Serkets SO much?

>>150200515
They just have very, very bad taste. It's not their fault, they were simply born that way

>>150200515
probably because they have sex sometimes and don't let their horniness stop them form seeing they're horrible people with no redeeming qualities

>>150200315
Is 1-2 anons complaining all that it takes for the fanventure anons to stop? Really?

>>150200533
Have you ever considered that sex isn't actually hot, that it isn't the end-all-be-all of this life, and that you're just retarded?

>>150200541
Don´t think any of them stopped at all, 4Stuck Anon i have no clue, likely still fighting with assets but the Hardlocked one clearly is simply busy making it.

>>150200541
nah its just the thread is losing steam. They will be back sometime after the pilot drops where the (you)s are a plentiful

>>150200570
Why did that post get so many (you)'s of anger then? It's just one fucking anon complaining. What's the big deal here?