FINALLY

SOMEONE

AND

SOMETHING

WILL

FUCK!!

Let it die.

>>150192593
Anon... Gep is just going to cut to a different scene or skip to the morning. I'm sorry.

>>150192798
yeah but we might get a patreon nude, right?
right?

>>150192847
Hasn't been one in ages

>>150175827
https://files.catbox.moe/pizfeg.png

did something similar with claire a long time ago but sure

was going to post this yesterday but thread got archived super fast

What keeps these Pleistocene era keenspot-ass webcomics lurching along? Is it just pure momentum? Someone born on the day the first QC breached Jeph's anal fissure is now old enough to smoke, drink, drive, and die in a Middle Eastern boondoggle that they voted for. Do any of them even know this exists? If they somehow stumbled across it would they care to read it? It wasn't even popular in its heyday. There is no narrative development of any kind, the art never improves, and the guy who churns this odious butter is an asshole. It's just there, unchanging, locked in the permafrost. Who the hell is paying for this? I can't wrap my head around it.

>>150192566
>anh is a voyeur
>faye actually likes her weird ass
Interesting.
>>150193041
OH YEAH

>>150193041
hot damn

>>150193163
>wasn't even popular in its heyday
I don't dispute the rest of this but I can regretfully inform you that QC was definitely popular to the point my dad read it without me mentioning it. Fuck, he probably still reads it.

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>>150192566
Goddamn it, Jeph, you know you wanted to draw Anh shitting out of a window.

>>150192597
It will never die until people stop paying Jeph.

It's a shame Jeph is more cowardly than he is horny, Faye's was in the perfect position to spread her cheeks so Bubbles could pick which hole she was going obliterate first. Because Bubbles would never fuck just one hole

>>150193041
>got archived super fast
NTA but I would go back to trying to bump this periodically if JJ would just follow the setups he created and give his comic anything resembling a plot.

>>150193537
Marten should had been offered one of those holes. Although that would just make Claire jealous.

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>>150192597
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>>150192597
Kill it, you have to.

>>150192566
>is straight for years
>suddenly wants to bang a female robot
This abrupt character change is just ludicrous to me

>>150193041
Based drawfag doing God's work.

>>150192566
what I thought she was vietnamese not indian *badum tish*

>>150192566
honestly shocking how bad the comic gets when it's not focused goo girl or liz

>>150194363
Robots put chemicals and nanobots in the drinking water to make everyone gay. It's a soft and friendly genocide.

>>150194363
Faye has always been bi/pan/whatever. She would had fucked Marten if he had the balls to ask.

>>150193163
Is Haques an asshole? He's not a terribly talented artist but he, personally, seems fine.

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>>150192566
STOP SHILLING YOUR FECAL DROPPINGS ON /co/, JEPH.
We all know it's you making these fucking worthless threads over and over and over and over. One thousand, two hundred and twenty five times, to be precise.

There's dozens of webcomics out there, yet this shit it's the only one that gets threads on the regular. Has anyone wondered why that is?

>>150195597
>Has anyone wondered why that is?
maybe he is a lurker
maybe he does pay for advertisement
maybe he just doesn't give a shit
who cares? one shitty goon thread gets 404d
these threads offer OG artwork from drawanons as practice for them

maybe shut the fuck up faggot
you contribute jack shit

>>150195597
Because several of us are sad, bitter millennials and this shitty webcomic has been the only consistent, reliable thing in our lives for the last 25 years.

And the drawfag usually delivers. Sorry this pushed another "Why doesn't Bill Watterson merchandise C&H" or "Thor is a faggot no one likes" thread into the archive. Oh my. What a loss.

>>150195624
Fuck off, Jeph.

>>150195563
He censored two of his strips that weren't even explicit as a plug for his Patreon.
He injects a lot of sloppy social/political commentary in his comic, especially about how rich people are bad, despite being one of the richest non-porn webcomic artists out there.
He's apparently not above retconning characters' personality traits to make them more politically correct or check diversity boxes.
And he hospitalized himself to get away from a fan complaining that he drew a fat chick too sexy and probably as a deliberate attempt to get sympathy.

So yes, he's an asshole.

>>150195597
>it's the only one that gets threads on the regular
factually wrong

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>>150195624
>maybe he does pay for advertisement
You don't. Otherwise, you'd pay for a banner.

>maybe he just doesn't give a shit
The jannies should flush your excrement as the proven spam that it is.

>these threads offer OG artwork from drawanons as practice for them
What the fuck are you even talking about? Who would possibly want to imitate this crap?

>maybe shut the fuck up faggot
>you contribute jack shit
And what do you contribute, Jeph? Another unfunny strip?

>>150195641
>Why doesn't Bill Watterson merchandise C&H
He should because, even if he doesn't, then the unscrupulous chinks fill the demand and get all the profits.

>>150195720
Nah. You sound like an asshole, though.

>>150195772
Fuck off, Jeph.

>>150195772
Maybe I am. But it takes one to know one.

>>150195728
>The QC hater is also the C&H merchandising schizo

Please, turn off your computer, turn off your phone, and go read a comic or a book, or play a videogame you like. You have problems and this site isn't helping you.

>>150195784
Says the schizo that's spammed this worthless shit webcomics over a thousand times on /co/. You're either Jeph or you suck his dick.

>>150195794
>Everyone who disagrees with me is OP! And also OP is a webcomics artist I don't like!

Seriously bud. Take your meds.

>>150195804
Fuck off, Jeph.

>>150195720
He complained about 9 Chickweed Lane being too sexy and fetish-est (hello, pot!)
He had to ask his fans if all cops are actually bastards
He thinks he's being clever by using scifi concepts, but never explores the world he's built.
He thinks he did the trans world a favor by making Claire be one, but after 3500 strips it's only been relevant in 10-12 of them
He blocked anyone critical of him on Twitter and made his bluesky invite-only
He got angry that he was knocked off Twitter after impersonating Elon Musk

He got drunk and stabbed himself in the hand over the fat chick thing. I doubt he's dedicated enough to do that just for sympathy

>>150195384
No she wasn't. Several times before the turn she expressed clear disinterest in romance or sex with women. Dora was the only firm bi representation.

>>150195812
I am Jeff and I am here to torment you.

>>150195846
>Several times before the turn she expressed clear disinterest in romance or sex with women
robocock covers that

>>150195728
Report, hide thread, and move on

>>150195846
well she's fucking a glorified talking dildo so it's not like that's somehow changed