I can save her.
>>150200819Ironically enough this episode shows that Tina doesn't need saving.
>>150200819droop
>>150200819I wanna inject her with chems that turn her into a moaning, leaking hucow
>>150201826Bravery would be Bob's Burgers using Tina's tits for more gags.
>>150202196BIGGERTHEY NEED TO BE BIGGER
>>150201826I just realized Bob doesn't serve milkshakes at his restaurant. What a fucking idiot.
>>150200882double irony in that it shows Tina is fucking crazy.>my bratty hallucination of my childhood self was considering me breaking my arm.
>>150202275>Bob: Milshake machines cost a lot of money... that we don't have. And I'm pretty sure the kids would be the only ones using it.
>>150202196>>150202263just once I want them to put her in a cow print bikini and not say anything about it.
>>150202347>oh yeah but an espresso machine was gonna sell burgers.
>>150202263
>>150202347I know what you're thinkin', what the heck do I need a 5 spindle for when I barely sell enough milkshake to justify my single spindle right? Wrong. Mr. Belcher are you familiar with the notion of the chicken and the egg? Well I think it applies here. do you not need the multi-mixer because heck you're not selling enough milkshakes...or are you not selling enough milkshakes because you don't have the multi-mixer? I firmly believes it's the latter. Because when Teddy comes in her and orders a shake he knows you don't have any and he think to himself well by golly that's dumb. but if you had the Prince Castle 5 spindle multi-mixer with the patented direct drive motor then you won't have that and instead would have a delicious frosty milkshake.you increase the supply and the demand will follow. increase supply, demand follows, chicken, egg.
>>150202637there's a line in an episode that doesn't just live rent free in my head but enshrined there where Linda just casually mentioned how Tina has already went up a bra size because A) it must've happened before she turned 13 and B cups) she's under 5'0 feet.
>>150202367>Tina in a cow print bikini>Louise in a pink playboy bunny costune>Gene in a girl's cheerleader outfit>and Linda as a sexy burger
>>150203428And this is what I mean by sexy burger.
>>150202637>no bra>still perky AND heavy
>>150202347wow, even shitpostimg Bob self-sabotages.
>>150202310And hee slightly older childhood self just to remind her she wore night diapers until she was 10 for some reason
>>150204737It was a shoutout to all the pervs watching.>we see you and we appreciate you
>>150202196>Bravery would be Bob's Burgers using Tina's tits for more gags.agreed
>>150204777Trips of truth.
>>150204777>>150204798>guys keep on insisting she's gotta be older than 13>older girls feeling mogged seeing Tina in her swimsuit, bra, or changing>knocking things over
>>150204737>>150204963From 10 to 13...well 12 really because it not like she got bigger at 13.
>>150204737Tiny Tinas is so fucking cute.
>>150204239
>>150202367Don't mind me, just posting more of Tina in her swimsuits.
>>150205667It's like she's leaning but she's not.
>>150205689They should've kept her being a junior lifeguard.
>>150205709>>150205689>>150205667Now on-model to compare.
>>150205729I think it's pretty damn close.
>>150202637
>>150202263season one tina was a gift and the fact they got smaller means someone told them to make them smaller.
>>150206193>oh sorry guys, we're pretty amateurish with human proportions so we didn't understand how having her tits take up half her torso while sticking out like the bow of a man-of-war ship such primo honkers bonkers
>>150206181Mmmmf, i'd fuck her
>>150206181>>150206193>>150206718Busty Tina adds a literal whole new dimension to the characters solidifying her direction as an ugly duckling who's gonna grow up into a sexy swan come high school meaning Tina is just a summer away from turning pretty, puberty just needs to finish the job.>how I picture a grown Tina Belcher to look like
>>150207136Boys should be lining up to trying and fuck regular Tina.
>>150207158Boys should be popping boners in her mere presence.
>>150207198Unironically yeah! Even if she doesn't always got those shirt stretchers like she did in season 1 Tina is still a sexy bitch even when she's being a dork. Just a girl in your class with a low throaty voice? Who's sexually adventurous? Who probably a real good kisser from all the boys she kissed?
>>150207198
>>150207144>Busty Tina adds a literal whole new dimension to the charactersThat inclues Gene and Louise too, because once Tina turns pretty it's gonna upturn the whole Belcher dynamic being the young sisters of a hot girl.
>start watching Bob's Burgers after ignoring it for 15 years to fill the void after the KotH revival>pleasantly surprised how much I enjoy itI get the appeal of Tina but man, I love this little psycho. Does Louise have fans or is /co/ a Tina board?
>>150207871>some hot bitches on the bus
>>150208425Oh man /co/ was like ground zero when it came to Louise adoration.
>>150208503And yeah we got spicy with it.
>>150207871>That inclues Gene and Louise too, because once Tina turns pretty it's gonna upturn the whole Belcher dynamic being the young sisters of a hot girl.well of course they'd get huge tits too, it's the correct thing to do
>>150208522>foreshadowing is a literary device in which the narration gives advanced hints of upcoming events.
>>150208503>>150208518Very cool. I wasn't sure since she feels like the kind of character people could go either way with. I won't disrupt you guys' Tina thread but I guess I've got a new folder to fill. Also 12 more seasons to watch.
>>150208652You're good people anon.
>>150208522>well of course they'd get huge tits too
>>150202367>>150204777>>150207871>>150208704>the summer before Tina goes to high school is where Louise see her and Gene's inevitable near future>Louise has always objectively known she was a cute little girl and for her it has always been a tool to coldy use to your advantage >and she has always spared Gene and Tina the courtesy of acknowledging they too have good face holes>probably because both Mom and Dad also have good face holes>but nothing could prepare her from the sheer unadulterated power that comes from being a pretty girl>eyes stuck staring at Tina, bodies drawn closer to Tina>like there was som gravitational pull to Tina now
>>150208522Gene especially. He'd pull em off.
>>150209271>the scope of this scared Louise>is that what puberty really is like, few years of agony then ultimate power?>she honestly is worrying if she can even be trusted with that?>is Tina? >is Gene?>how is this not black magic?>WHERE IS HER BOARD SHORTS?>Why is she out in just her swimsuit like this?>dizzying thoughts beginning to speed way too fast past Louise forcing her to crouch down>she's never been more aware how much leg and thigh she is showing
>>150209325>he'd pull em offAnd your pants.
>>150209271>>150209395>>150209409Tina>slutGene>slutLouise>brat trying to conquer that inner slut
>>150209325Louise stays flat while Gene gets a nice rack
>>150209502Huge, fat titties and a big, thick cock.
>>150208929They all wake up with heaving milkers
>>150209471We can go further.Tina>big booba strongfit power top(jock)Gene>big bunda softee power bottom(femboy)Louise>slimthicc tite as fuck switch(tease)
>>150209542GIRTH like something you can really wrap your fingers around.
>>150202275>>150202347Linda's milkshake bring all the boys to her yard :3
Tina is based and all the boys owe her sex.
>>150209636Queen Tina demand her daily tributes of guys doing tributes to her.
>>150209579mmmmmm
>>150209502>Louise stays flat while Gene gets a nice rackyes for Gene, but nah the Titty Fairy has to visit Louise too, Linda's booby genes are too powerful to be deniedlike yeah she's probably the smallest of the three, but it's like comparing a pair of basketballs(Louise) with a pair of medicine balls(Gene) and a pair of beach balls(Tina), though she probably does have the perkiest nipples of the trio>>150209551this works pretty well>>150209579>GIRTH like something you can really wrap your fingers around.it's the one area where Gene takes after Bob rather than Linda once Puberty reared its ugly yet oddly sexy head(Gene was a bit sad when he realized he'd be missing out on having a mustache or beard but admitted it'd clash a bit with everything else he's got going on)course alongside a long girthy cock there's just as importantly a downright ludicrously fat pair of balls(think baseball sized), so big that it didn't take too long for Gene and his sisters to arrive on the solution of modifying some of their old training bras to be supportive underwear for his thicc nuts, Bob is disturbed when he finds out about this solution of theirs but also admits he kind of wishes he'd thought of the idea when he was younger(Linda claims she doesn't mind the way Bob's jumbo jingle bells swing around though) >>150209636>>150209660don't leave the girls out eitherthe Belchers are all bi obviously(though Bob will probably never have the nerve to act on it)
>>150209935>don't leave the girls out eitherSure, Susmita definitely wants to fuck Tina.
>>150203428Louise would make that work,Especially with a revival of The Childmolester
>>150209502Not going to happen.Linda's DNA will not be denied.She may have a delay in delivery, though.
>>150206193It means she no longer stuffed.
>>150210744>Louise has a love-hate relationship with her boobs.>she loves the power they give her over people.>but resent the people too weak to resist them.
>>150204737LOVE how the little Tinas aren't wearing socks.
>>150210509>it comes with candy, y'know, like how they lure their victims.
>>150210827
>>150210770>It means she no longer stuffed.Objection your honor! This image show how unlikely it is that season 1 Tina stuffed her bra, because are we supposed to believe Tina undressed and changed into gym clothes all with a stuff bra?
>>150211248She could've used push-ups
>>150209973>>150209935Tina is a rizzlord, consider not only all the boys she effortlessly steal kisses from but how often she leaves impression on cool and cute girls who then seek Tina out again.
>>150211322I don't think the belcher got the money to buy Tina a pushup bra.In fact I think Linda would be ethically against pushup bras for being imitation frauds of big naturals like herself.
>>150211334Even Tammy for all her antagonism can't deny Tina's magnetism.
>>150202275He's waiting until Tina starts producing breast milk.
>>150211387Yeah like what's the point of beef hormones if not that?
>>150211387>>150211399https://files.catbox.moe/ohauu4.jpg
>>150211445>better luck squeezing milk out of mine!Ok.
>>150211445>moo
>>150211445>>150211465I live for the day when Louise's little mounds starts tenting out her little green dress.
>>150211515
>>150209935With such immense size, it makes sense that Gene beats his meat frequently.
>>150200819impregnate her
If any drawings are willing, could I get heavily pregnant Tina
>>150211081Louise absolutely would suck your dick if she thought she stood to gain something better in return. She'd also blackmail you afterwards, but still.
>>150211081>>150213996Louise would French you, suck your dick, then blackmail you.After she got what she wanted, she'd call the cops on you, tell them how frightened she was, with complete waterworks, and claim you bribed her to remain silent.Especially season one Louise.
>>150213996>>150214178>sucking dick for money eh?
>>150213160I think this was the only Tina feet we got this past season.
>>150213160
Louise would be really slutty but just to one guy, whom she'd pressure into sex whenever he likes it or not.
>>150215400aka LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN
>>150215599She wouldn't date someone who's mean to her siblingsTina absolutely would though
>>150215547Is it a continuity error for the movie to note that Louise was wearing a pink hat before she went to preschool?
>>150215625Probably not, as long as it doesn't have bunny ears.
>>150215620>Louise having to listen to her two slutty older sisters talking about all the shit they would have her not-boyfriend do to them.
>>150215746It's enough to make her wear socks.
>>150215791She's wearing these socks just so she could stuff them in Tina and Gene's mouths.>HA! now we'll see what those moufs can do!
>>150213996Chloe Barbash is the one true blowjob queen at Wagstaff anyway.
>>150215911
>>150213996>>150215911>>150216170>tfw Chloe and Louise will never be frienemies who hanging out and getting up to no good>tfw Chloe and Louise will never mean girl double team their adorable viciousness on Logan>tfw Chloe will never worship and spoil Logan's cock while Louise watches up close and judges Logan for being such a perv
>>150214889Such a shame.Those kids all have cute feet.
>>150209935>>150210744I just think it would be funny seeing Louise seething that her siblings got the better deal in the puberty department, while she's stuck with Bob's man boobs.But back with Gene, does he have a beefy, well-built ass?
>>150217446>beefy>well-builtNah but I'm not gonna just say Gene fat and leave it at that. No, instead I will use the best evidence of his athleticism.>energetic That's called fast twitch muscles which are what baseball players and sprinters use.>coordinationBoy be groovin' so it makes sense he knows how to be movin'.>light weighted Amazingly enough Gene is not the bottom of the cheerleader formation but the top, which suggest that even as a "heavy kid" Gene cannot be that heavy.So what does this mean for his ass? Well I think these qualities cab usually be found in dancers, specifically twerk team dancers.
>>150217446>I just think it would be funny seeing Louise seething that her siblings got the better deal in the puberty department, while she's stuck with Bob's man boobs.I dunno I think it'd be funnier if she's always griping about having gotten the melon farm from Linda but it's clear she actually loves having such a mighty pair of bazongas
>>150200819As horny and awkward as Tina was in early seasons and as many times as she was left somewhat unattended around vibrators she’s definitely gonna have on hidden in her room somewhere
>>150218560>As horny and awkward as Tina was in early seasons and as many times as she was left somewhat unattended around vibrators she’s definitely gonna have on hidden in her room somewhereoh she probably has a full collection of them, most of them gifts from Linda(Bob thankfully is completely unaware about this), a veritable rainbow of different shapes and sizesGene and Louise don't have as impressive of collections yet but they'll get there soon enough
>>150218344Now you know who would have a beefy and well-built ass? Tina who holy shit could probably beat you up. >endurancedo you know how scary it was to see Tina do the fitness mile run? Terrible form which makes the fact that she effortlessly kept a middle of the pack pace with the ability to give it the gas at any moment of the run a fucking nightmare. That's pursuit predator behavior. >strength I'm not gonna overhype a 13 year old girl's strength but I'm gonna note that Tina, like Louise, is deceptively strong and really good at grips and frankly is probably a better wrestler than Zeke.God help us if she ever finds out about weight lifting.
>>150209815Someone's done a brap edit of this, I know.
>>150218628>God help us if she ever finds out about weight lifting.too late
>>150218487>smug judgment of catching you lookingWho knew you can stare down at someone at 4'0.
>>150218688Probably by the actual animators.
