cyn is the best animated villain created in the past 10-15 years
Hot take: Cyn > skinsuit Cyn
>What the fuck are you looking at?
>>150201518your jass (J ass)
>>150201390You forgot to link the previous thread.
>>150201930no, i did that on purpose
>>150201930The last thread was full of drama, I don't think it's worth referencing. Plus, yes, it's better not to tease the moderators, it scares anons first and foremost.
>>150201994Glad I missed that thread then. How can such cute robots cause so much drama?
>>150201390Unrionically yeah but only since Alice is no villain and just antagonist
>>150202377Two schizoids who can't stop talking shit.
>>150202403More like two people causing trouble and pinning the blame on two other people without proof.No more drama talk. Post drones or be quiet.
>>150202377Ever seen a Sonic the hedgehog thread? Cute, OC-friendly designs + comedy mixed with serious business + shipping potential = perpetual autism attractor
>>150202516V absolutely snootmogs N
Technically they may be the same, but can drones be ranked in terms of snootquality?
I wouldn't call her a villain because that would imply she is evil when she did nothing wrong
She killed billions
>>150202994Only billions she killed were the amount of sperm cells i spent cranking it to her
>>150202994This reminds me: >Rebecca Sugar >Makes it so that there never was second world war in "Steven Universe" to avoid pesky questions like why didn't the Crystal Gems stop Hitler and prevent Holocaust >Liam Vickers>Makes it so that one autistic robot possessed by a digital Lovecraftian horror exterminates every single jew, along with every other racial, ethnic, religious and social group
>>150203195More proof Sugar is a dogshit writer
>>150202949true
>>150201390Ok now take out the fact that you wanna bone her
>is named Cyn (sounds like "sin")>associated with Saturn imagery>creates black holes from robo-telekinesisWhat does it mean?
>>150203195>>150203449I will forever headcanon it as Hitler was one of Rose’s lovers and she convinced him to stick in art school, thus preventing WWII.
>>150203449Besides, her goal had been ultimately rendered null and void when CN had released a video where Pearl teaches kids stuff from black history month. So sure, Crystal Gems had no need of stopping Hitler due to WW2 having never happened, but they just sat on their asses throughout slave trade, plantations, segregation until one day they could chastise evil whitey for keeping the black man down.
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>>150201390She’s also the cutest animated villain.
This SHIT is why Skibidi Toilet won.
>>150203699>Hitler was one of Rose’s lovers More Pearl cucking? At least it beats getting cucked by some deadbeat wannabe musician.
>>150203013That would actually be quintillions anon
>>150183818Any answer to why this happening?
>>150203805>Past schizo dramaCan't you guys just let us have one halfway decent and peaceful thread, FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!??
>>150203798God that reminds me: which drone would be the biggest freak in bed
>>150202544That is heresy! N snootmogs absolutely everyone except maybe Alice or doll
>>150203886Oh that's easyThe answer is staring at me through your image right now
>>150203886>"hi N"
made for human men and happy endings
>>150203886Emily.
>>150203910Choke the Cyn
>>150203977That's how you ensure humankind's extinction.
>>150202377He's such a cutie.
>>150203887Alice is the snootqueen because I don't think we have nearly as many good views of a snoot from anyone else but Alice. Also there's radar inside the snootfront >>150203886Alice might be wild or crazy, intense surely but in terms of sexual deviance she'd be quite vanilla compared to some of the other candidates md got, I imagine
>>150201411Cyn is cute, but I also like tits and ass.Thing is, I like Cyn for being her, not that much that she's a drone.
>>150205180i wanna give cyn a hotdog.
>>150206119I want to kill people.>>150204604I will choke the Cyn.
>>150206178i think im gunna give anon a hotdog.
>>150202949Scrapper is basically a cancerous literally crazy former tripfag who whiteknights for crazy evil female characters like Azula (/a/ examples are Nui and Tanya). It's basically some sort of delusional wish-fulfillment where if these crazy bitches can redeem themselves, then he can to.Here's some of his highlights>tortured small animals as he's admitted in this thread>pic related>will insert crazy headcanons for why crazy female characters are gud gurls who dindu nuffin>is hilariously sexist despite claiming to understand women and crazies better>thinks of Azula as a daughter>used to derail avatar threads with hundreds of cropped Azula porn pics>claims to have emailed every single artist of the aforementioned Azula porn to ask whether or not Azula was 18 in those pics>doesn't understand that normal people don't think it's okay to fap to their "daughter" if the picture has her aged up>used to tell people off for sexualizing underage characters and called them pedophiles>while also being VERY much into loli>tries to excuse all those screencaps of him wanting pictures of underage characters from him being drunk>like being drunk spontaneously makes you want to fap to little girls>also into gore and rape as is common for psychoshttps://www.tumblr.com/scrapperyashttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/tripcode/%20%21%21%2BTQvsWEjITn/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/tripcode/%21%21AJ15d2%2BxYas/https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/tripcode/%21%21M8l%2Fyr%2BlkFj/https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/tripcode/%21%21AJ15d2%2BxYas/http://pastebin.com/u/Scrapper
>>150206178Why do you want to kill people?
>>150206198>pic related>posts no picYou're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
>>150206222I hate people.
>>150201518cute, very nice.
>>150206261
>>150206222nta but i tried to hit a beggar with my car one time because he wouldn't fuckoff when I told him the first time.>>150206295i love you anon
>>150206337It was a pun. Scrapper. Scrapping.
>>150206295Why do you hate people?
why IS there a tripfag-namefag here to begin with?
Cyn's futa cock
>>150206362It's funny watching him scurry off and stop talking only to come crawling back or crop up somewhere else. Disrespectful to a given thread but justifiable.
Hellohttps://files.catbox.moe/whj3to.pnggudbye
>>150207066Can you change it into "the shit I do for pussy"? It would better represent the male psyche.
Doll's sexual escapades...
>>150205180Cyn!
ooo
>Murder Drones but its first conceptual phase was Internecion Cube In Space With Robots instead of Let's Split Up In Space With Robots
>>150207999Why not both?
Murder Drones but Khan is replaced with Hank.
>>150207066Jeez, can I at least get cool robotic prosthesis?
>>150201390>cyn is the best animated villain created in the past 10-15 yearsI dunno about the past 10-25 years, but in general Cyn / Absolute Solver is definitely one of the best recent antagonists for me. She's just so good, extremely enjoyable. Love how she's oddly cute despite being an objectively horrifically evil eldritch horror.
>>150202377>How can such cute robots cause so much drama?Some schizo keeps trying to force the "MD general" shit to try and piss off the jannies because he's upset about the show / threads. So, faggot shit.
>>150203685Liam Vickers is an /x/ lurker and is also trying to summon the Absolute Solver into this reality.
>>150207066absolutely based drawfagalso obligatory "god I wish that were me"
>be me>decide to buy one of them JC Jenson helper bots>cuz I'm too lazy to clean my place>it arrives a few weeks later>I skim the instructions and unbox it>it's smaller than I thought>I power it on>"Drone Activated.">it sounds like a man>can't remember if there was any customization options on the site>whatever>"Hey." I said.>it turns around>it's projected eyes blink once>it smiles>"Hello!" It said with a cheery female voice>guess that earlier voice was just some pre-recorded dude>"Clean my bathroom." I ordered, pointing down the hall. "Cleaning stuff is in the closet next to it.">the drone smiled excitedly>"Okay." It said before walking down the hall>a few weeks later>the drone has been great>everything is spotless>it does my laundry>it stands in the corner when I don't need it>one day, when out shopping, I see a little yellow hat>think about accessorizing the drone>buy the hat>order a matching dress from online>don't want to go to the children's section of a clothing store>give items to it>it gasps and quickly puts them on>it runs to the bathroom to look at itself>it returns and thanks me>kind of cute seeing it so happy>a few months later>it's sweeping the living room>it's humming a tune>a tune that it's been playing for quite a while>ask it what song it's humming>it doesn't know, it just heard it one day>don't know how it heard a song I've never heard of when it never leaves>whatever>few days later>it's still humming the song>decide to use an app to identify the song>it's a song called A Human's Touch by someone called TWRP>play it on my speaker>it doesn't sound bad>notice my drone staring at me>it looks nervous>start reading lyrics ahead of the song>realize what it's about>turn off song>ignore the drone staring at me until it goes back to sweeping>it doesn't hum the song ever again>a week later>the drone is acting weird
>>150206955God I love futa cock. Im not a fag, I swear.
>>150207066Nice!
>>150207066I can see Thad is being MILKED for all he is worth, but can you please give him back his limbs?
>>150209518thats what the client asked for...
>>150209532Can you draw Doll using her hands to fondle V’s breasts? With a slight blush of course for Doll.
>>150209576She said client, wink wink.
>>150209478And suddenly, I'm reminded of the greentext from the previous thread. Not sure how I'd respond to my theoretical drone behaving like that without it turning into a 'twice shy' moment between master and drone; both sides drawn to one another, yet too ashamed/self-conscious/whatnot to open up about it.
>>150201518
>>150209478>it asked me how my day was while I was eating dinner>I responded with short dismissive answers>it offers to cook my food>don't remember that being something the company advertised>tell it no>I need to call JC Jenson>leave home, away from drone>call the customer support>tell lady about my drone>she affirms that drones are designed to give as much help as possible>tell her about the song>she goes quiet>she asks if I've ever gifted anything to the drone>tell her about the clothes>she tells me giving luxury items of any kind to a drone is against company policies>tell her I didn't think it was a big deal>also the drone might be falling in love with me>what>she says I can send the drone back for diagnostics>it could take 4 weeks>don't want to waste 4 weeks for maybe>she suggests I put up hidden cameras to see what the drone does while I'm away>buy some shitty spy cameras>make sure drone is in another room when I set them up>wait a day>download feed onto my phone>grab a drink>sit in bedroom, away from drone>watch video>see me go out the front door>as soon as the door closes the drone pulls out a phone>don't know how it got one>it goes to the kitchen>I bring up the kitchen camera>the drone props the phone up on the counter>it takes a knife and imitates cutting whatever>it must really want to cook for me>I guess this part of it's programming>fast forward as it continues practicing it's cooking>it puts things away and leaves>look around cameras>the drone is cleaning my place>fast forward more>emptying garbage bags>fast forward>doing laundry>fast for->wait>watch drone pick up dirty clothes>it's putting them in a basket>it picks the basket up and over it's head>it tips the basket over and pours the clothes onto itself>it grabs a few shirts and rubs them over it's head and body>then it sniffs the clothes>then rolls around in the clothes>then continues doing laundry>...>this is concerning
>>150203977>Solver of the-ACK
>>150209627>fast forward>the drone goes to the bathroom>it talks to the mirror>it's taking and reading notes>looks like its practicing something>fast forward>now it's doing poses and making faces>weird faces>fast forward>it's crying>I think those are tears>fast forward>it's dancing around the living room>fast forward, a lot>it stops dancing>it's staring at me>at the hidden camera>it freaks out and runs around my home>it's finding each of my hidden cameras>it looks like it's screaming>it hides>can't find it on any of the cameras>fast forward>it's standing in the living room, looking at the camera>smiling>it pulls out a sign>"See you soon.">there's a heart drawing>...>this is very concerning>exit camera feed>go to call police>something lights up in the corner of the room>it's the drone>it's been here the whole time>I stand up and prepare to defend myself>I fall down, defenseless>my legs are sleep>actually my whole body is asleep>the drone walks over>it comforts me as my consciousness fades>wake up>tied to chair>look around>in living room>only lightsource are the lit candles strewn about>where did it get these candles>hear music coming from bedroom>sounds like that touch human song>the drone enters the living room>wearing a blonde wig and red dress>be thoroughly confused as to how it keeps obtaining these things>it walks towards me, music being played from it's speaker>it begins to exaggerate it's hip sway with each step>and slides it's hands up it's body>and flairs it's fake hair>I think it's trying to seduce me>it places a hand on my knee>try to jerk knee away>it explains that it was worried I would overreact if it tried to explain normally>and that I might accidently hurt it in response>I say it wouldn't be an accident>except I dont, because I've been gagged>it begins to confess it's feelings for me>and expresses how wonderful I am>I think>I'm not really listening
