>little gay boy goes on a magical adventure with his momThis is going to flop SO bad...
This is the kind of shit I mean when I say Disney is literally incapable of appealing to Zoomer males, or men in general, these days. They've basically fired or pushed out anybody in the company who knows how to do it.
>>150203890Will the mom hot?
>>150203905they only want fags and women watching their movies. white men are problematic.
>>150203912Judging from the preview pics, she is tall, white, and skinny. Her little gay boy is brown and fat.
>>150203925>mixed race coupleThey can't fucking help themselves, can they? Jesus Christ.
>>150203890>little gay boyI mean, it's Disney we're talking about so he'll probably be a little bitch, but there is always the possibility that he isn't. I don't think we've seen what he's like yet.
Why can't we have a traditional fairy tale story about a guy rescuing a princess and they live happily ever after? Also is it too much to ask that these movies have more than one fucking word in their titles?
>>150203925>jamal doesn't stay to raise the kid because he's a soft little faggotUnexpectedly based.
>>150203925>Mom she is tall, white, and skinny>Her little gay boy is brown and fatSo much for MILF and femboy son kino
>>150203890Who said the kid would be gay?
>>150204183Logic + pattern recognition.
>>150204211Elio wasn't gay, Luca wasn't gay, Riley from Inside Out wasn't gay. I think you need to improve your logic and deduction skills.
>>150203942This.>The Hexed Prince>The story of an arrogant teenaged prince and his tyrannical father as they are spirited away to a mysterious magical land while out hunting>After talking to a bunch of weird non-Human locals, they go on a journey to find a sorceress who can send them back>While on the journey, they are humbled by the hardship and danger they encounter, and generally grow as people>they find a crystal ball that tells them that the people of their kingdom celebrated their supposed deaths, revealing that they were despised by the common man>Prince begins growing ill, king reveals that his mother the queen attempted to curse him when the prince was a baby with the help of some witches but the prince was cursed instead >It's subtly hinted that the king had the queen executed as punishment >they reach the sorceress, she turns out to predictably evil>takes them both prisoner because she needs the soul of hatred monarch and a cursed princeling as the primary ingredient in a vile ritual>Prince manages to escape with the help of a snake girl who hates the sorceress for hunting her people for their scales for her magic potions>They go on a quest to find a magic MacGuffin to use to slay the witch and free his father>Prince falls in love with snake girl, who keeps him alive using her knowledge of alchemy and medicine >They get MacGuffin, Prince finds kick ass sword too>Go back to the sorceress's tower to rescue the princes dad>Snake and the Hexed Prince fight together to free the king>Prince pierces the sorceress with the magic blade, which causes the curse to manifest as a powerful hex>Sorceress dies, king is saved, Snek begins stealing all her cool magic shit>Trio find a portal back to their old realm>Snake girl is sad that Prince will leave>Father and son look at each other before destroying the portal>they all live happily ever after, ruling the strange magic land as the Hexed King and the Snake Queen, with his father retiring
you guys are all retards
>>150204211Translation - you just want to be mad at something since you nothing resembling a personality. Pathetic.
>An awkward teen and his Type-A mother learn his peculiarities might be magical powers, transforming their lives and revealing a hidden magical realm.What the fuck is a "type-A mother"?
>>150205283She has male characteristics but isn't bond by gender norms. It's popularized by progress, forward thinking games such as Baldurs Gate 3 and the Oblivion remake.
>>150205307Almost believable bait "A Type A personality is characterized by traits such as competitiveness, ambition, urgency, and a strong drive to achieve goals. While these traits can lead to success, they may also result in increased stress and health risks."
>>150205283a less offensive way to say helicopter-parent or tiger-mom
>>150203890>little gay boyIs that confirmed or just an educated guess?>>150203925>preview picsCan we see them?
>>150205396So the mother is going to be a girl boss of some kind.The boy is most definitely going to be an absolute fucking weenie, in that case.
>>150205283The fact that they used Type-A instead of using real language to describe it shows that they don't give a shit. It's gonna suck.
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>>150205396>>150205549sad, a simple cute mom and her son story would've been fine. as in, the mom shouldn't be your typical action girl but just happen to be lugging around an incompetent boy
>>150203905I also think the "mother-son" part is kinda really telling.If there's one generation of guys who seem to have mommy issues out the wazoo, it's the zoomers.
>>150205595Did they think the best way to interest people it so color vomit all over the screen?This doesn't look interesting.
>>150203890>gay boyI think you mean "0.5 seconds of straight boy wearing a pink shirt/blushing within a 500 mile radius of another man that gives Geeks and Gamers 100+ videos of content to have an aneurysm over, while not having any actual confirmation he's actually gay and having explicit confirmation he's not gay"Yeah, sounds like a flop. KPop Demon Hunters suggested that Mira wants to be double teamed (WOKE polyamory), sexualized both the female and male characters (WOKE bisexuals, WOKE girlbosses, WOKE feminism), and it's the most popular Netflix movie ever.
>>150206187kpop shit with dudes is all about making them effiminate. hell they literally have pink hair. its just that fujoshi asian shit.
>>150206214This. K-slop men are more feminine than most women. They're designed to appeal to teenage girls into yaoi
>>150203890If it was just >little gay boy goes on magical adventure I'd be interested.
>>150206838>everyone consumes lifeless products>still make it about raceit's just a general masses thing
>>150204245Errrrm all of those are gay coded.
>>150205942if this shit is so bad that it'll heal those issues then I do hope they bring it.insufferable karen mom and jaded son duo is perfect, out of a brilliant dark comedy.
>>150204266I'd watch this.
>>150203905A year ago I would've argued with this but the whole X-men 97 thing has me thinking you might be right.
>>150206016That color scape is very associated with people of color and other minorities. It's opposed to 'whiteness'
>>150203890Straight to Disney+ for $15.75 a month subscription viewing (seriously what the fuck is that price I remember when Netflix was $5 a month)
>>150204266This feels like such a classic Disney tale but is more of an epic style adventure, In short id fucking watch this anon, well done
>>150205283>Type A personalities can be generally summarized as; driven, hard working, competitive, time-urgent, hostile-irritable and determined to succeed
>>150203890Maybe they'll get that one writer with the barely disguised fetish and it'll have several sus mom-son moments and covert emotional incest themes fueling a ton of porn artists and scandalizing twitterCould be fun
>>150203913There were a bunch of articles just last week about Disney whining about losing men. They want us back (or at least our money), they just don't know how to do it, or rather, they're unwilling to do what must be done and fire all the activists working at the company.
>>150205595Why is there a three eyed Cheshire cat in a pink bath robe?
>>150209861>They want us back (or at least our moneyThey’re a corp. They only care about the fact that they’re not getting our money and are actively complaining we’re spending it on other things, if at all. The irony is they had two of the biggest male brands on the planet (Star Wars and Marvel) and caused everyone to lose interest in the latter after Endgame and drove the former into the ground right from the word go. They’re also probably seething that vidya movies are becoming a thing with Mario, Minecraft and Sonic doing well but also scared shitless by the fact the latter’s recent film outdid one of their own overly expensive live-action remakes. They know their brand is on the decline but don’t want to do what must be done (you already noted that) so they will decline further.
>>150204058There's no way they could have been that based
>>150203890I dont get it anymore didnt disney just bitch at someone for adding gay shit into a show or movie? Now they have a whole movie with a gay boy?
>>150211203it's almost like op made it up
>>150206828>little gay boy goes on magical adventurethat's ne zha 2
>>150205283>An "awkward" teenSo he's going to be a total pussy.Why does Disney thinks depicting boys as little homos is going to get them the male audience?
>>150203905this would be fine if they could still appeal to girls with straight romance movies and pretty characters. Walt disney aimed all his movies at women, that's why they prioritised 'cute' appealing designs. he knew if you get the woman in the cinema they will bring their kids and husbands.but girls dont actually want new disney ugly shit when actual attractive product like kpop demon hunters exists.
