S11E5

>>150204302
God that episode is so good. I quote Homer talking about clown college out of context a lot.

>>150205829
John Swartzwelder did some of the best episodes of the series but also some of the most horrible "wtf did I just watch?" ones.

>>150205829
Pfft clown college, you can’t eat that.

>>150205817
*S6E15
S11E5 is the Tomacco episode.

>>150206131
Very true
>>150206144
Not gonna go to that clown college though. That billboard had no effect on me!

>>150206338
Oh, sorry I'm a retarded faggot who shoves things up his ass on the regular and don't know any better. I hope you aren't mad.

Deens

>>127638386
especially the Scully era, some of the most awful Scully episodes of all are JS ones

>>150207245
why did you reply to a post in a cartoon MILFs thread from 2021?

wasn't Kill the Alligator and Run a Swartzwelder episode?

I think I remember Bill Oakley saying Swartzwelder's scripts were always a surrealistic mess that required extensive rework.

>>150207744
Yes it was.

after Season 6 he worked from home and didn't come into the studio anymore

Swartzwelder was known to sometimes submit draft scripts where he would forget to even give Marge and Lisa any dialog at all.

>>150208125
absolutely based

Guatemalan automobiles

>>150206379
that's a lot of projection, bro

It was a hot, sticky summer night. Bart groaned and turned over in his bed. "Oh man, it's so hot..." he grunted. He had a floor fan near the bed and got up to move the switch to high. "Ahh, that's better..." Bart sighed. "We could have afforded an air conditioning unit for my room if Dad didn't spend all the money Mom set aside for it on that trip to the Duff Brewery last month." He then got up and pulled down his PJs some to expose his butt cheeks and air them in front of the fan. "Oh yes that's a relief." Just then Bart heard footsteps. He yanked his PJs back up. "Huh?" Bart grunted. He could quickly see it was just Lisa.

"Oh, it's you. What do you want?" he said in a slightly annoyed toned. "Bart, can I sleep in your room tonight? You have the only fan," Lisa asked. "Fine, but only this one time," Bart replied. "Oh goody," Lisa said exuberantly. Bart then looked her up and down. His sister was shirtless, her flat chest and pinkish loli nipples exposed. She wore only a pair of pink shorts because it was a hot night and being only 8 and having nothing up top yet. Lisa innocently bounded onto her brother's bed. "Thanks, Bart," she said. Then, playfully and so as to annoy Bart a little, she jumped in his lap.

"C'mon, you're crushing me," Bart said. Lisa was sitting in his lap facing forward so he pushed her slightly to get her off of him. Her butt was seated almost square on his crotch and he started getting a spontaneous boner from the pressure. After a moment or so, Lisa noticed his erect dick pushing onto her butt. "Eww, what's that?" she said as she got up. Bart was fully clothed in his PJs, but he sported a visible stiffy in his pants. "That's my thing. You made it do that when you sat on it," he replied. Lisa didn't know anything about erections or male anatomy in general, so she replied innocently "Uh, ok."

Bart then formed a smile. "Do you know how sex works?" he asked. "A boy and a girl hug each other naked I think," Lisa replied. "Almost," said Bart. "The boy takes his thing," he said, pointing to his dick, which had gone soft by now, "and puts it in the girl's thing," he said, gesturing to Lisa's crotch, "and it will feel good." "Ew, wow, really?" said Lisa. "Yes, really." Bart rubbed his forehead a bit. "Wanna try it?" he asked. "Ooh I dunno," Lisa said, slightly dumbfounded. "Isn't that going to hurt?" "No it will feel good, trust me." Lisa by now had gotten up and was standing on the floor next to the bed. She was trying to decide if she really wanted to do what Bart was asking or not.

Bart then got up, stood behind her, grabbed the waistband of her shorts, and quickly yanked them down to her knees. "Ooohh!" Lisa yelped in surprise. "Bart, you jerk!" she said with slight bemusement. Lisa turned and playfully shoved him. She was now basically naked except for her shorts which were resting around her ankles. Bart glanced down at her bare hairless vagina. "Noooo..." he said mockingly as he gave her a pat on the head. Bart then stood back a bit. "Are you ready," he said? He then yanked his own PJs down, exposing his boy dick which was half-erect. Lisa was innocently curious about his junk but also a bit shy. She stuck her hand out and momentarily rubbed her index finger along the tip of his dick before pulling it back.

"Stand over here," Bart said, gesturing to a spot on the floor about two feet away. "Ok..." Lisa said. She complied, and in doing so stepped away from her pink shorts--she had no panties on under them because it was hot. Lisa stood completely naked next to Bart's dresser drawers. Bart then snatched up her shorts and tossed them out the open bedroom window, watching as they fell onto the grass outside below. "Come on Bart, those were my shorts. Now I don't have any clothes..." Lisa said with a slightly worried tone. "You can get more from your room, can't you?" "I suppose so." "Now c'mon, let's have sex," Bart said. "Ok," Lisa replied. She didn't quite know what to expect. Her brother, who had his PJs pulled down to his knees, got behind her and grasped her in a bear hug. His dick was almost totally hard by now and he slowly inched it into her pussy from behind. Lisa thought it felt a little strange but evinced no discomfort.

Bart started slowly pushing in and out. "Ooooh..." Lisa grunted. "Ohhhh...ohhhh..." After about 6-8 seconds it started feeling good and then really good. Lisa started moaning with pleasure as Bart continued to pump faster. The two of them quickly started approaching climax as Bart also grunted involuntarily. But they didn't quite get all the way to finish as the two could hear a voice outside in the hallway.

"What's going on here?" exclaimed Marge in her scratchy voice. "Uh oh," Bart said. He quickly jerked back and pulled his PJs up, leaving a stupefied Lisa standing there naked. "It's 1:30 AM, why are you kids still up and making all kinds of racket?" Marge opened the door of Bart's room and stuck her head inside, at first only noticing him. "You kids are lucky this is the weekend and your father doesn't have to get up for work tomorrow because he's going to be very sore and..." She turned her head and caught sight of Lisa. "Lisa, why are you naked?" she asked, her eyes narrowed. "It was his idea," Lisa said, gesturing at Bart. "Nuh uh it was her idea. She said it was hot in here," he countered. "I don't care whose idea it was, you're not 5 anymore, Lisa. You're too old to be doing this," said Marge. "Now get dressed and go to sleep already." "But Bart threw my shorts out the window and..." Lisa began.

Before she could finish, Marge turned around and noticed a basket of clean laundry that had been left in the hallway from when she washed clothes earlier that day and hadn't gotten around to putting away yet. She grabbed a T-shirt and pair of pants from the top of the pile and tossed them at Lisa. "Here. Now go to bed!" Marge said in an irritated voice. "Goodnight." She marched back off to her room. Lisa took the T-shirt and pants and put them on. "Well I guess we should be going to bed before we annoy Mom even more," she said in a low voice so as to not draw Marge's attention again. "That sex stuff felt really good." "Too bad we didn't get to finish," said Bart. "Maybe tomorrow though. Oh well, good night, Lis." "Goodnight, Bart." Lisa replied. The two crawled on top of Bart's bed and nodded off to sleep.

The end.

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>>150208449
that is the most anticlimatic smutfic i've ever read

>>150208490
yeah me and my cousin used to do stuff like that too when we were like 8

>>150208562
meh made them act too much like real kids and that's not how smutfics are supposed to work

this thread went in all the wrong directions. i'm out.