>Absolute Batman A somehow even more unrealistic Bruce Wayne who acts nothing like Bruce Wayne should, his enemies are his diverse gang of misfits, and the plot is like a retarded 15 Y/O high on Moutain Dew trying to write MGS and Resident Evil fanfic, but still having it revolve around THE STREETS.>Fraction BatmanIt brought literally nothing, and I mean nothing, new to the table. It's a book written for the terminally online and sheltered faggots that "smile from ear to ear" when someone does a "heckin kindness". Zero action, zero originality, zero set-up, just a big fat zero. Most of the issue was also spoiled by DC through previews. I do not see how this is their big brand new flagship title relaunch. This felt like a random mini.>H2SHLol. Lmao.Why can't nobody do anything new, interesting or at least cool with Batman? Why is he so boring? Is he just that cool an aesthetic that he sells, despite them not actually doing anything of worth with it?
>>150212873Absolute Batman IS cool you joyless faggot.
>>150212873Here's your (You).
>>150212873It's not really worth a thread to announce that a bitter person who hates everything hates something.
>>150212873>Do something different>NOOOOOO HE DOESN'T ACT LIKE BRUCE WANE AND HE'S UNREALISTIC BWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!>DO THE SAME THING YOU ALWAYS DID>IT BROUGHT NOTHING AND I MEAN NOTHING NEW TO THE TABLE! BWAAAAH!!!I'm seeing a pattern here.
>>150212873Read Dark Patterns.
>>150212873What surpsies me more about Absolute Batman is that on paper he's probably got the best life out of a lot of Batman. He had a mom still and had a circle of friends, actual friends, who were there for him growing up. It's odd to see that he ended up getting a pretty decent life in this universe when it's supposed to be the depressing universe.
>>150213759no
