would the show have been better if blitzo were a woman instead?would the character be as widely loathed?
I don't know but her son is hot and I want him to choke me a little.
>>150220816>her son is hot and I want him to choke me a little.Anon, something tells me he'd want you to do the same exact thing to himI mean, look at him, does he strike you as a dom?
>>150221186That one's definitely a bottom but >>150220816 strikes me more as a switch once he gets past his autism.
>>150220774Yes.Like this isn't even that hard a question. Alot of the traits that normal Blitzo has would either become more tolerable as a woman or be actively hot.
>>150220774The show would be better if Blitzo were killed in the first episode.A female Blitzo would just be your average run of the mill cunt with BPD
>>150221292>Alot of the traits that normal Blitzo has would either become more tolerable as a woman>or be actively hot.Ok, what parts of shitzo's toxic personality would you find hot in a woman?>Inb4 his promiscuity
>>150221347Yeah it really is just thinking with your dick in this case, Blitzo's sex pest behavior becomes way more tolerable if you wanna fuck him. Puts all the Blitzo simps in perspective doesn't it?
>>150221421Are there actual blitzo simps?I have seen stolas simps, but i dont think i've run across any blitzo ones, hes just an all round terrible individual, only fujos find him endearing and those dont really want to fuck him
>>150220816Loono would crumble under a girl's touch.
What about Solas or better yet,Paimom
>>150221982>SolasComes as a package deal with shitza, might be a pro for you, but for most thats a con>PaimomWould only see you as an entertaining, but momentary, distractionDont expect any actual emotional investment
>>150221347>A volger bitchy crass single mom who despite everything still cares deeply for her adoptive sonIDK anon, what could someone possibly find hot about that.
>>150221971>Loono braces himself, he's finally going to do it.>He walks up to Anona, his chest puffed out.>She turns to him, staring into each others eyes.>Oh fuck, he spills his spaghetti. >Anona just giggles, she always found his attempts at being macho cute.>She just pets him. "Who's momma's good boy">"M....mee"
>>150222294Loona's a lucky guy.
>>150220774I can't see this as anything other than just blitzo in drag
>>150222128>Comes as a package deal with shitza, might be a pro for you, but for most thats a conVery likely unless Blitza is out of the picture.>Would only see you as an entertaining, but momentary, distraction Dont expect any actual emotional investmentMaybe but I think that could escalate if you showed loyalty and commitment though I don't think she'd marry you unlike how Solas or Stella would.Kind of similar to FemAndre/Andrea
Stella is both beautiful and in the right. End of discussion.
>>150221533>Are there actual blitzo simps?Yeah, me
>>150222602Indeed but this is a r63 Thread.MStella/Astarion would be a great bro to hang with.
>>150221533I hate him and want him dead but he's weirdly cute sometimes
I just want to press up against Paimon's breasts and feel her butt.
>>150222682He's pretty cool. What of his daughter Nyma?
>>150222589>Very likely unless Blitza is out of the picture.Lets be honest, theres no getting that little freak out of the picture and keeping solas, shes addicted to her>Maybe but I think that could escalate if you showed loyalty and commitmentSomehow i doubt she would, she gave 0 fucks about her own kid
>>150222682>>150222744>What of his daughter Nyma?She and her Dad help out at her Mother's restaurant in New Orleans. She considers a jazz playing alligator to be an uncle.
>>150222682>MStella/Astarion would be a great bro to hang with.Only if you shittalk his wife with him, but hed still see you as a lowly peasantYou might be able to use him to get to his sister, though
>>150222804I don't get it
>>150222850It's a Princess and the Frog reference.
>>150222491>Anona always cuddles and pets Loono>Always calls him "A good boy" just to make him blush>Teaches him how to shoot.>Teaches him how to drive.>Takes him for walkies.>Whenever Loono gets into a shouting match with Moxanne, Anona kisses his cheek.>As Loono spills his spaghetti and hiding his face behind his tail, Moxanne always gives a thumbs up to Anona.
>>150222836>You might be able to use him to get to his sister, thoughMight?The moment she'd take interest in you, she'll want you to crave her.She is very needy but she's loyal.
>>150223048Can you warm her icy pussy?
>>150223048>Anon becomes solas' apprentice>Through her, he befriends her son and her gf's son>He also meets his sister in law, for whom he falls head over heels>She thinks of him as a lowly mortal, undeserving of her attention>But he catches it all the same with his cunning and his silver tongue>His flirting might have also played a part>Suddenly, all of asterion's plans go belly side up>His adulterous wife no longer cares about his tantrums>His son has a group of friends he can trust and rely on, making him a lot harder to influence>His very sister, the brains behind the plan to get rid of solas, now isnt as interested anymore in power plays, preferring the company of a mortal>The same mortal his whore of a wife brough into their life>Asterion can do nothing but seethe and scheme>The human had tried to befriend him too, but he wouldnt bring himself so low as to entertain a peasant's wishes>So he plans, he schemes and he strategizes >He hired an imp cowgirl as an assassin>He will get rid of that human, no matter what>He will get his sister back on track and then he will kill his estranged wife
>>150223298YesThe rougher the better.It will also warm her heart.
>>150220774Him being irrational selfish bipolar cunt would be easier to forgive and she would have a fanbase of coomers conciously ignoring how awful she is or people that'd want to hatefuck her. Kind of Korra case I guess.
>>150223348>He hired an imp cowgirl as an assassin>The Imp cowgirl in question also has a mortal bf.>They often watch westerns together and go to the gun range as date nights.>Strika has to keep this fact quiet to Astarion in order to get paid, and the money is good.>She tolerates Astarion's Human and Imp hatred for the time being.>Still she finds it quite funny she's being paid by someone who is known for hating Imps and Humans>She herself is an Imp, dating a human. Funny, like a poetic penny dreadful.
>>150220774He already acts like a woman, so might as well give us something nice to look at while he does so.
>>150221982Paimom:"Which one is this one? I shat out so fucking many."Maid: "Solas, your highness."
>>150223543Forgot to mention>Strika and her human bf read mortal and hell gun and mercenary magazines.
>>150223543Err, i was actually gonna go with asty and strika ending up together and riding off into the sunset, letting go of all past grudges
>>150223641I think Moxanne and Astarion sounds more interesting.
>>150223687https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08EqQPIvHOU
>>150223687>Getting your bro miller cuckedI dont think so, anon
>>150223687I ship Moxx with literally any other female character but Millie. Such nothing character. Also giving her redneck accent was a mistake
>>150223901With the caveat Miller does not exist of course.No cuck shit intended Anon.>Moxanne and Millie are cousins>Moxxie and Miller are cousins
>>150220774>would the character be as widely loathed?Probably not until this scene where she gets yelled at by her toxic masculine brother, Trippy Wire. Any interest in the homewrecked lesbo journey between Blitz and Stolas would evaporate (temporarily at least) in the wake of the feminist fans getting into an uproar and starting flame wars with any male Youtubers who liked the scene, short as it was.
What do Loono and Anona do for fun?
>>150224793Joyriding, shooting, walkies, drinking but Loono is a lightweight, Using the grimoire for pranks.
>>150224884>joyridingIn the van, or does Anona have a more fun car to joyride?
>>150224894She inherited her uncle's car
>>150224793Did you really need to bring up that toxic pairing?
>>150224793'nona probably shows him all the cool magic shit solas has thought herThey also hang out with octavian and try to get him laid, cause he sure could use it
>>150225009Sick.
>>150225187>They also hang out with Octavian and try to get him laid.>but Octavian is more of a spaghetti spiller than Lonno is.>Just ends with them taking Octavian stargazing or watch a movie to relax him.
>>150220774>>150220816>>150221982>>150222128They all have human boyfriends
Do you think she would only see you as a way to attack solas or could she actually develop feelings for you?
One of the shorts leaked...
>>150225187>>150225461What kind of minor tomfoolery do they get up to?
>>150226141These two idiots share one braincell and have a habit of getting in trouble, making nona tard wrangle them
>>150225992BothShe would initially take interest in you to get closer to Solas and find a means to a attack Solas through you but would start developing feelings for you. >"It's okay, I'm only getting close to him to then attack Solas at the right moment, collateral be damned.">"It's okay, I'm only befriending him to close to Solas then backstab both of them.">"It's okay, I'm only dating him to then attack Solas">"It's okay, I'm letting him warm my ice cold freezer to fuck over Solas">"It's okay, I love him. What about Solas? Who cares about that bitch."
>>150226227Based, bet they're two steps above Beavis and Butthead when she's not around.
>>150226227>Octavian and Loono get into constant bullshittery.>Anona/Nona has to get them out of it.>Loono actually does it on purpose because the sight of Anona/Nona getting rough and tumble is hot>Octavian despite being intelligent with the Arcane, he's a retard socially and brings Loono's social retardation out.
>>150226391>Beakvis and ButtHound
>>150226446I like to think Octavian is more rebellious and Loono thinks he can at least wrangle him a little and it turns out they both need wrangling
>>150226819When they get together, they get retarded as real friends do and Anona/Nona has to be their tard wrangler. She'll promise Loono walkies and he'll listen. Octavian is harder to manage.
>>150224793Dose she give loono a red rocket?
>>150227244That's up to Anona/Nona.Loono doesn't get a choice.
>>150220774Thatms common knowledge
>>150220774Reduce his forehead by 800000% and make the writing less obnoxious. And gay. Gay as in "lame as fucking fuck centered around drama written by school dropouts and fat tumblr emo girls masturbating to yaoi". That's it.
I want to fuck the male and female versions of every character but I'm also topping.
Jesus Christ was that scene fucking necessery?!?
>>150228626Perhaps
>>150220774>would the character be as widely loathed?Haven't you learned anything from /co/'s worship of Stella?
>>150226027I bet they get several like these or even ones featuring sinners who were people that died long ago (like the overlords or the people of Cannibal town) that some other sinner or a hellborn wants them to Kill but Moxxie usually denies that even though Blitzo and Millie just decide to straight up Kill them anyway.
>>150220774No, pay Viv millions of fujo bucks and you might get a Barbie Wire spin-off thoughNo. Blitzo as a character doesn't work if you don't hate him to begin anyway. I can't picture hating a female version of him as much without serious changes to the story
>>150228077Via would need to lock me in chastity cage, to make me feel safe around her mom.
>>150229805Kinography at work.
>>150228678
>>150228149Hot.
>>150230482
>>150230482>>150231071owl mommy...
>>150222128>but momentaryConsidering that she is a demon who has been alive for thousands of years, "momentary" can literally mean your entire life, so you can live a lifetime (and even more) with a very loving lover.
>>150228626Haven't watched the show in a long time, is it real? Is this someone's diary? Whose is it?
>>150229679Why are you capitalizing kill, it's a verb not a noun
>>150226227>Implying it isn't Octavius having to tard wrangle Loono and Nona as they engage in sub-70 IQ antics.
>>150220774No, cause she'd still be a bitch who gets away with it cause was abused or some shit.
>>150231551>you can live a lifetime (and even more) with a very loving lover.except that once you die you will end up right back in hell, equally as immortal as her
>>150231790It could go either way. Anona/Nona could have her retard moment(s) mainly when she's on a date with Loono.Though Octavian is a intelligent bird he's still susceptible to friendship and friends often do retarded stuff together.>>150231491>You could bang Solas as she has shown some interest in you.>Cucking Blitza/Blitzo could be funny>but You don't want to bang your best friend's ex-wife, MStella/Astarion would likely feel betrayed.>Still, Goetian woman are alluring.
>>150231840The purges showed that ordinary sinners are slightly less "immortal" than demons, and especially aristocrats.
Thinking about Base of the Fire... Bee...How can you possibly deal with an ungodly powerful BEEing that hates your mere existence?
>>150232176pretty sure both of them can only be killed by angelic weaponry, the only difference between the two is that sinners have open season on them while goetias are not hunted
Art's finished, should be up tonight at 7.
>>150232604is it HILTLHH art?
>>150232604Sweet.
If think about it, with her physical strength (not counting magic) any demonic girl can turn anon's pelvis into bone meal, so before each intercourse you better pray to God to atone for your sins, anon.
New short https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlThyclyHtw
>>150233723>MoxxieIt's fucking nothing
>>150233723>Moxxiei've been waiting for this!!! :DDDD
>>150233723>moxxieinto the trash it goes
>>150233723>moxxieGEM
>>150233723>moxxieCOAL
>>150233723>MoxxieCringe
i'm tired of all the moxxie hate on these fucking threads, man...
I'm happy with all the moxxie hate on these fucking threads, man!
moxxie is literally me...
I didn't realize the thread(s) had mixed opinions on Moxxie.
What if Apprentice Anon began referring to Sinner Anon as "Hothead"?Surely he would get it?
>>150234216I have no strong feelings one way or the other regarding Moxxie.
>>150234216The peak of his character development was featured in Truth Bomb and then it has been consistently trashed ever since.Just let the guy have a win.
>>150234216i dont get why people dislike him, compared to his boss, he is downright a saint
>>150233884>>150233892>>150233963>>150233976>>150233993>>150234022>MFW I come back to these posts
>>150233723Did we really need a short where Moxxie realizes his dad sucked, which he pretty much already knew? Can we please get more focus on a character who isn't Blitz, Moxxie, or Stolas?
>>150233723Well this was one of the better shorts we've had in a whileyes I'm stilll mad about the shitty ending from the Loona short
>>150234418So more Loona shorts?
>>150234556You sure you want that Looner?
>>150234418He realized his dad sucked already.This was him learning even a mob boss can love his family and that his dad truly had no excuse.
>>150234418>can we please get more focus on a character who isn't [the only characters with actual character]ao3 has you covered, anon
>>150234556No, leave Loona alone. The less Viv does to her the better.
>marry octavia>pic related becomes your dad-in-lawhow would you feel about that?would you be ashamed?
>>150234807It's pretty common to not like your in-laws, what's to be ashamed about?
>>150234807marry octavia, engage in cloacal sex with stolastoo easy
>>150234799Then what characters should get shorts?
>>150234900none. they should all be nude, for my viewing pleasure
>>150234807>>150234890>Marry Stella.>Be a good father figure to Octavia.>Be the embodiment of what Stolas wanted and tried to be.
>>150234900Nobody. The show ends.
>>150234574>Alright hand, I want a Loona short, with action, without Blitzo, Stolas, or Moxxie in it, with good writing and comedy, with heartfelt moments that don't feel like melodrama, and I don't wanna any twists like she's gay or trans or any other sexuality besides her being a straight woman. You got?>*Short releases*>Hmmm, good pacing, nice one off characters, the voice for Loona is a bit off.....THE VOICE IS A BIT OFF! OH CRUEL HAND, WHAT CRUEL CREATOR MADE THEE!
>>150234971>>150234950You're no fun
>>150235008Neither is the show past season 1.
>>150235049You could at least try and come up with an actual fun idea anon instead of being another stick in the mud
>>150235074Fine, C.H.E.R.U.B. backstory short where we see the lion working with them. How's that?
>>150235118Good enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlThyclyHtwOh boy Lyle is at it again! With a Moxxie short too!
>>150235240>LyleNo wonder it sucked.
>>150235336he's really attaching himself to these shorts.>Last one only garnered 2 million views, and the one before that was atleast 6.
>>150220816>>150221186>>150226227Going balls deep in Loono after he lubes himself up, bends over, lifts up his tail, and keeps calling you a pussy bitch to egg you into dicking him down. (He cums hard and rapidly)
>>150235396>dick him downbut anon, if loona is a dude, then youd probably be a chick unless you mean to peg him
>>150234807Stolas looks so good in legwear
>>150234339>compared to literally the worst fucking person ever. this guy is pretty decentWow anon? really? who would've fucking thought?
>>150235417No, I am a man. Anal sex with Loono.
>>150235417Lets not go down that train of thought
>>150225187>me and the tomboy witch I pulled by being autistic
>loono ends up with nona>meanwhile, octavian meets this absolute cutie while in the human worldi wonder if his dad would be fine with her, shes technically a ”noble” considering shes filthy rich
>>150235623>Loono and Nona>Octavio and IncaDoes this imply Octavia gets with Inco in the main timeline?
>>150235687>Does this imply Octavia gets with Inco in the main timeline?it would kinda fit, no?inco is a supportive, understanding guy, but a bit dense and status drivenoctavia is of high status, but doesnt care for it, she needs friends and someone to be there for her and offer her support in the absence of her dadoctavia also seems a lot ”softer” than loona, who is rough around the edgeslikewise, inco is very benign when compared to anon, who is a massive shitposter and can be venomous when he wantsthey are also both rich and used to high society
>>150235623Stfu. I'm tired of this retarded Loono x Anona meme.>be (you)>chilling on the couch in your best friend Loono's apartment>hes wanted you for a while>he secretly lubess himself up and then walks up to >he knows you will respond positively, he's already caught you looking at his ass repeatedly>one time you two made out a little bit when you were both hammered>havent talked about it since>he puts his clawed hands on your shoulders, leans in, and starts frenching you>you can barely get out a startled and surprised "mmm?" before you give into it and hug him, pulling him into a hug he reciprocates and returning the sloppy kiss>he pulls back, panting, lidded eyes>he says "I gotta surprise for you bro">without warning he turns around and slides his shorts and boxers down below his ass>"Loono, I don't, I mean, I">"Its okay man, your my best friend, I want this, I want you. Plus I already lubed up">He says as he takes the pants and boxers all the way off and gets onto all fours facing away from you>tail flagged and raised high, curling back over his back>his furry ass is so nice>he senses your hesitation>"C'mon dude, dont be a bitch">"I dont wanna hurt you">"You won't dude, stop being a pussy.">You get behind him, hands on his hips>"Its okay bro, just go easy on me...... At first.">You push in slowly>Fuck he's tight, warm, soft, and wet from the lube>He moans >"There you go buddy - ah - feels great right? -Mmmm - You feel great too">It descends into mutual moans and groans as you take him from behind>He cums first, as soon as you get the idea to spit on your hands and reach around and under him to stroke his cock and hold his balls>But he came before you actually got the chance to do your idea>Hands free>He loves your dick inside him that much>Especially since its (you)>You last maybe another minute>He eggs you across the finish line >"Ah - ah -oooh -mmmmm, give it to me bro, fuck me.">"Cum in my ass. Balls deep."
>>150235939>Stfu. I'm tired of this retarded Loono x Anona meme.>proceeds to write gay shitnot everyone is a faggot like you
>You don't argue>Your balls slap against the back of his repeatedly >You nut in him>Balls deep>He moans your name as you groan and fill him>He looks over his shoulder with a grin>"Your the best man">You two go on to do this more oftenFin. Delete all Loono x Anona posts. Wrote this on my phone by the way.
>>150235749You know, you make a good point. Inco has a lot in common with her and she probably needs a softer touch.>>150235981Ignore the schizo, if he wants to cry and shit his pants that's his prerogative. Arguing with them will just sink the thread.
>>150236035This is the gender swap thread and 4chan is for men to use only. I do not recognize women posters as legitimate authentic anons. Women shouldnt be allowed on the internet.
>>150226141>Loono takes Nona to a King Bee party>tries to impress her by challenging Bee to a drinking contest>both drink Mississipi Queens
>>150236035>Inco has a lot in common with her and she probably needs a softer touch.yup, but he too could learn from her complete disregard of status and societal expectations in favor of simply enjoying lifeof course, E1 would probably be even worse than in wani, octavia would realize inco only saw her as a way of getting forward in life and getting the position he felt he deservedimagine the betrayal of the man you love only seeing you as a stepping stonein E4 though, they probably run away from the politics of hell and just enjoy their life on the surface
>>150236158>of course, E1 would probably be even worse than in wani, octavia would realize inco only saw her as a way of getting forward in life and getting the position he felt he deserved>imagine the betrayal of the man you love only seeing you as a stepping stoneI dunno dude, E1 is pretty damn bad. I'd rather she hate me than wind up comatose.>in E4 though, they probably run away from the politics of hell and just enjoy their life on the surfaceI think that's about the best way it can end, goetia politics would never allow a human to marry her. I think in some of the potential endings she'd end up in an arranged marriage.
>>150226538underrated post
>>150236143Gentlemen, I propose an idea to ponder on.How would (You) help out MaleMayberry get revenge on Martin(MaleMartha) and get over his wife being a cheating whore?
>>150225009But can she drift?
>>150236254>E1 is pretty damn bad. I'd rather she hate me than wind up comatose.its not that shed hate you, shed end up getting mind broken and going insaneshe has a lot more in common with fang than olivia when it comes to personality, olivia is stronger psychologically i thinkshed end up going mental from the betrayal and from there its anyones guess on what she will do, maybe ends up taking her frustrations on IMP and just murders everyone, killing her depowered dad in the heat of it without realizing
>>150236275Yes and she can also jump. https://youtu.be/OYlBy85zxdo?t=100
>>150236308>"Huh. Thought you two would be bitchin' about my drivin' like everyone else.">"Eh, down here it's actually pretty normal. Better than mom's, at least.">Octavio is clinging for dear life>>150236299So E1 she basically embraces being a demon and goes full psycho, does E2 involve her going for her arranged marriage over Inco then?
>>150236371>So E1 she basically embraces being a demon and goes full psychomakes the most sence, no?>does E2 involve her going for her arranged marriage over Inco then?yeah, she dumps inco after she figures out he is beneath her and embraces her royalty and accepts the arranged marriage her mother and her uncle have made for herin E3 she becomes hopelessly dependant on inco and breaks off all contact with her family, including her dad and they go in the human world, but unlike in E4, they are in hiding due to her family trying to track her down, so they must be on a constant lookout, maybe they ask DHORK for help, maybe they pray and a cherub answers, who knowsin E4 she makes peace with her mothers side of the family and they let her go freely, she makes up with her dad and accepts his new lover, then she goes to earth alongside inco and travels the world with him, before he proposes on one of their trips and they get married
>>150231649Viv could never write anything that based, and this is coming from a Looner.
>>150236488Octavia looks good in white.
>>150236488I really like these ideas. Makes me wonder about Inco's interplay with the rest of the cast (and obviously this isn't the same continuity as HILTHH) since he'd be a more softspoken guy than Anon.
>>150235623>Nona acts as wingwoman and sets Octavian up with her cousin Inca
>>150236557>Makes me wonder about Inco's interplay with the rest of the cast (and obviously this isn't the same continuity as HILTHH) since he'd be a more softspoken guy than Anon.loona would think hes a dork, but a good natured guy and a good match for her step sisterM&M would probably like him and get along with himshitzo would be completely bored with him and stop giving a shit after a few minutes stella would hate him, at first, but i think shed come around once she sees how happy her daughter really is with him and after he actually listens to her vent for a bit and gives his sympathiesstolas would like him and see him as a good thing in his daughters life, but depending on the ending he d react differentlyin E1 hed attack him and punch him or claw him, since he cant do much elsein E2 hed be disappointed in his failure and offer to send him back home, definitively in E3 he would be a bit miffed that hes essentially stolen his daughter from himin E4 hed be ecstatic that the two of them make such a cute couple and would dote over any kids they might have
>>150222682>>150222836What would Asterion's relationship with Nona be like?>>150236722I could see Inco and Moxxie becoming good pals.
>>150236542it goes well with her black plumage, a nice contrastshame there arent more pictures of her wearing white
>>150236775Astarion would see Anona with indifference like with Strika.and Strika would get along well with Anona since they're both cowgirls/rural chicks.Astarion would get a along with Inca nicely. I'm unsure of my stance on a Astation route for Inca if we want to open that up.
>>150236920>Astation route for Inca>stealing his sons human gfnot even he would be that selfish...right?
>>150232604Actually, shoot. Slight change of plans. Might have to be after 7. But it will get posted here tonight!
>>150236920Asterion route with Inca is definitely gonna lead to a Snootgame-style E1 with Octavian>>150236963We can wait anon, don't worry
>Luigi Paesano>Millie and Blitzo in Envy hunting giant leeches>What might be a depiction of Michael>Moxxie being Italian for a bit>Moxxie getting angry and killing a douchebag >Millie being best wife>Millie having some actual BOOBGood short.https://youtu.be/dlThyclyHtw
>>150237091this is the 3rd time this video has been posted in this thread, anon
>>150236871Octavia is like her mother.She can look well in anything but looks best in white.
>>150237120no comment there, shes a born beauty
I want a DHORK episode. Actiony. Funny. Maybe even romantic.
i just realized something, inca and solas are pretty similar personality wise, no?they are both incredibly out going, caring and affectionate, if tone deafi find it funny that octavian would end up with a woman thats more or less a copy of his mom when she was younger
>>150222682>me when Stella puts her face between my hands
>>150237305They don't call em mommy issues for nothin
>>150237172>Growing up Octavia acted more like her father though more shy and distant.>Once she became an adult and took a more active role in Goetian politics she quickly became like her mother.>Stern, cunning and assertive. She was proud and boastful about it.>She was indeed the boss but there was one individual she couldn't boss around.>You, she would always assert herself onto you but the moment you turned and kissed her hand.>She'd melt like ice cream on a hot august day and one kiss was never enough for her, it was never enough.
>>150235981>>150236035Nah go fuck yourselves. You two are the schizos. Either that or women.
>>150237305Doesn't this mean Inca and Solas would get along incredibly well since they're so alike? Maybe not if Solas' pervy nature puts Inca off, but it would be funny.
>>150237615>Doesn't this mean Inca and Solas would get along incredibly wellnever said the contrary, she would make her son happy and pull him out of his shell, why wouldnt she like the girl?the only time when she outright starts hating her would be in E1 when she stabs octavian in the back
>>150237470>Dommy mommy in the streets, subby daddy's girl in the sheets
I don't think I like what these threads have become. My intuition is telling me 1/3 of this unofficial general are actual unironic women, and 3/4 of the other 2/3 are married men. Where are all the unmarried men? And these threads come off as too...... nice, polite, cordial. I want more hostility. More insults. More actual unironic aggression. I also dislike how, as anons site wide have pointed out, if a general doesnt have that many people it becomes too easy to get a semi-read of who you are interacting with. Sometimes I swear a conversation between two different people will take up a large amount of the thread, with little to no chiming in from others about their conversation. Basically we need more people, less women and married men (who live fundamentally different lives than unmarried men), and more general aggression and insults, rather than this gross cordiality. I'll lead by example: If you gotta problem with my post, go get dementia or alzheimers! But not before you watch your relatives succumb to terminal cancer. I feel so much better saying that. That is all.
>>150237663>Inca starts bring Octavio out of his shell and repairs his relationship with his mom before he can go school shooter>helps pull him together with Loono and Nona, developing a true friend circle>ends with the two getting married and settling somewhere nice on EarthOctavio is living the life I wanted, damn.
Birds > dogs
>>150237804>I want more hostilityand I want you to kill yourself. but we can't all get what we want now can we? Faggot.
>>150237804These threads exist for waifufags to share their fanfictionNobody gives a shit about the show anymore since season 2 was dogshit
>>150237804>My intuition is telling me 1/3 of this unofficial general are actual unironic womenno anon, the women are in the stolas threads, cause only fujos like this show
Stop engaging the schizo, you're literally giving him what he wants.
Gentlemen, don't derail the thread. Remember this smile.Be happy and carry on.
>>150237387Why’d Toriyama waste such a cool move on such a pointless character?
>>150237917Made for a human man that will cherish her.
What was the last episode where nobody cried?
>>150237999Harvest Moon festival I think. Don't recall if the DHORKS episode had any teary eye moments but everything after those that leads up to the Ozzies episode is where you start to get more daddy gay drama.
>>150237820Thats better>>150237833Fingers crossed the next season is good>>150237848I guess we technically can't know for sure, maybe your right? I do know that it's hard to tell the difference between women and male feminists.Stella is a trash cunt by the way. Once her death scene happens I will NEVER stop posting it every time I see stella faggotry on my /co/. That's right. MY /co/. /r/feminism is where you belong.
>>150238068>Fingers crossed the next season is goodStolas and Shitzo are living together now like they are married. I have zero hope
>>150237833As it should be of course. >ywn be her mallard
>>150238089Hopefully they can FINALLY lay their relationship issues to rest and do ANYTHING aside from have their love/hate drama. Season 1 was better. Maybe season 2 will be known as the relationship drama season meanwhile 1, 3, and 4 are normal?
>>150236920>and Strika would get along well with Anona since they're both cowgirls/rural chicks.Probably more like grudging respect since she was paid to kill anona's master tbdesu, I don't see her getting 'redeemed'
>>150237274They really do need more love
>>150238260That they do.
>>150238137>hoping the two people who got together after having issues stretched out for writing purposes will finally have stability from love dramaOh anon.Oh you silly thing.A woman is writing the show.That was never going to happen.
>>150238161Of course, they'd respect each other's skills but have no respect personally. I still love Strika.
>>150235240>>150235336>>150235365I would NEVER clap my feet together like a baby when I'd hear him on OneyPlays.
vivzie is soooooooo hot
>>150238398We crush on villains all the time here anon
>>150238610I know that because I'm a StellaFag.That being saidMayberry deserves some loving too.
>>150236274Angelic pistol and a hooker.
>>150238802>and a hooker.Negative, He needs a real woman.
>>150238883I'm not convinced there's any women we could wingman him with, that's the issue.
>>150238938>FemHusk with MaleMayberryWell, I'm not against this.
>>150239009>Mayberry getting with an alcoholic cougar with a gambling problemBeats the hell out of the other options
>>150234807There is not a single downside stated in this post whatsoever.
>>150234971>>150235049>Tonight... You.
>>150238938>>150239009>>150239126dyke angel on suicide watch
>>150239353vivzie no pls
>>150239353>the last words Anon hears before Loona breeds herself with himI wonder if hellborn that date sinners get called sinner burners
>>150239168just saying anonif i had to introduce that man to my own dad, he would be disgusted
I just want another chapter...
>>150239663If he's OK with the demon owl girl at that point, I think the dorky demon owl dad isn't much more of a barrier.
>>150239709>If he's OK with the demon owl girlthats the neat part, he wouldnt know they are demon owl people, not until after we are married at least
>>150239126>MaleBerry helps FemHusk(Frisky? Friskers?) with her gambling.>He's able to help FemHusk with her odds by giving calculating advice to her. Being a teacher has its perks.>She ends up winning more with his advice. Her winning more and encouragement by MaleBerry, she's drinking less.
>>150239705Of?>>150239756So he becomes her poker coach?
>>150239969>So he becomes her poker coach?Kind of, he'd tackle her drinking problem first.Then try to get her to ease on her gambling.He'd get her to not tempt fate if she's on a hot steak.
>>150239969we've got like 3 anons making fics. i'll take an update to any of them.
>>150239709>dorky demon owl dadhes not dorky, hes a perverted sodomite who has no clue of what personal boundaries are
>>150240238...and he's also dorky!
>>150240154>femHusk getting the urge to bet everything on a hunch>thinks of her boyfriend>gulps and cashes out while she's ahead>she can use the winnings to help pay for dinner on their date
>>150239969Hell(hounds)
>>150240286You and me both, shame about ficanon getting so busy
>>150239733That's true. Maybe the fact human-disguised Stolas always has that pair of red sunglasses on his head will raise some alarm bells in the meantime.
>>150240994>"Son, I didn't wanna ask but what's with the sunglasses on his head? I never see him actually wear em.">"He's gay.">"Oh, gotcha."
>>150241137With that amount of cool and smoothness and wit, no wonder Octavia fell for you.
>>150240994>Maybe the fact human-disguised Stolas always has that pair of red sunglasses on his head will raise some alarm bellsThat could be chalked up to western liberal poshnesst. Eastern european
>>150238802Redpilled.>>150238883Wrong. Prostitutes are the best at sex and head.>>150238938Sex.
>>150238883Based.
>>150236275>>150236308>Loono and Nona get into a street race with a beat up Dodge Challenger driven by some lizard sinner with a fucked up wing
>>150241438>driven by some lizard sinner with a fucked up wingE1 naser had to get a hobby to stay sane in hell
>>150241312>Wrong. Prostitutes are the best at sex and head.I guess but how willing are you to have intercourse with FemDust, STDs and all?Not really my kind of women, I prefer real love not hollowed and soulless lust.but if that's your cup of coffee be my guest Anon.
>>150241595Not just STDs, hell STDs. You ever shoot flames when you piss?
>>150241595>how willing are you to have intercourse with FemDust, STDs and all?Nta, but wouldnt femdust be a butch lesbian with 0 interest in men?
>>150241669>Nta, but wouldnt femdust be a butch lesbian with 0 interest in men?I don't think so and most Anons would probably not care.
Serious question, how many of you would willingly hook up with solas if it meant you had to put up with (and bone) blitza too?
>>150241949If I'm banging my girl I'm not sharing.
>>150232604Here it is! I plan on drawing "regular" Loona art soon, but I like making weird stuff from time to time. I also have a PNG version that's 20 megabytes, I'll have to catbox it later I'm not dare turning on my computer during a lightning storm
>>150229805Oh shit, did Ficanon get his comms done and i missed it? Fuck.
>>150241595I would tear her was UP. How is that even an unironic question?>>150241997Love it
>>150224793Part of me wants to say "going to clubs before eventually getting molested" but Vivzie's hell is to much of a hugbox for that.
>>150242034*ass Fuck phones fuck phones fuck phones I hate the tiny keys shitty internet speed slow processing and autocorrect. Phones are just wannabe laptops and laptops are just wannabe desktops.
Does FemDust have pusspuss?
>>150241981Well, sorry to bust your bubble, but thats not up to you, they are a package deal and will fuck eachother as much as they do youTake it or leave it
>>150220774Yes it would be better because it would be less gay. It wouldn't solve any of the other issues plaguing the show tho
>>150241949Unless Strika,Lucyfer, Paimom and Andrea are out of the picture I might be willing to take a gamble.but I'd rather stay friends with Astarion.
>>150242129Yes, but she has no tits (cut them off) and prefers using a strapon
>>150242143Leave it. There are plenty of girls.
>>150242066It's okay Anon.I understood what you meant.>>150242129I think?Do spiders have vaginas, or does she have regular a human vagina?
>>150241997https://files.catbox.moe/akfj1d.pngfull size version
>>150241997
>>150241949They're lucky they're hot.
I did some fooling around with MS Paint.Still not very good but I made three of these.
>>150242921
>>150242948
>>150242921>>150242948>>150242977Mothers make everything better.
How many fellow anons here actually go to church? And if so, what is your denomination?Eastern Orthodox here.
>>150243885Protestant(Free Will Baptist)
>>150232276I figure the best Anon can do in this situation is to keep proving her wrong/be a good example of humanityUnsure if her beef with hummuses stems from Solomon, or something else entirely in this scenario, but that's all he realistically CAN do. At least, that's what I think.
>>150193241 >Thirdly, sinnernon might be a little jealous that this guy is alive and can leave hell whenever he pleases while he himself is stuck down there for everHmm...>"So, uh... What's it like being dead? If you don't mind me asking.">"Sucks. Can't go anywhere else. I have fucking green skin and fire for eyebrows that I can't put out. That answer your question, jackass? What's being ALIVE like, huh? Bet it's real fun! You get to fuck around with magic and shit and go anywhere YOU want! Bet it's great!">"..."
>>150243885Haven't been to church since the preacher in my town got caught for dating an underage girl
>>150243978>Unsure if her beef with hummuses stems from Solomon, or something else entirely in this scenario, but that's all he realistically CAN do. At least, that's what I think.>Hummuses>Bee is specifically racist against Middle Eastern Humans It makes sense, Elijah killed a bunch of her/her relative's priests, Solomon enslaved her and Jesus probably did a number on her during the harrowing.
>>150244368And they have the audacity to wonder why young people don't go to church or practice religion at all anymore.
>>150243885Also eastern orthodox [/spoiler]romanianI pretty much never go to church though, i dont feel like i really belongPlus im lazy
>>150244698>I fucked up the spoilerDamn it
>>150244742NTA but You're good Anon
>>150244698>Fellow orthobro is a birdfagReal recognizes real.
Since this an r63 thread,>King Bee singing Bohemian Rhapsody
>>150244821I don't think she likes Catholics thought.
>>150245427>Stella when she finds out Nymo was raised christian
>>150244821Has Chisito drawn any of the official merchandise? They're really good at emulating the show's style.
A quick little drawing of Loona
>>150246228This is nice.
>>150246228>Would you do it for a Loona snack?
>>150246228What a cutie.
>>150220774YAY I IMPROVED IT or not.
>>150246362Meh
Bros, if you went to the vivzieverse hell as a living human and came across one of your dead relatives, what would you do?And on another note, assuming you dont come across any of them, would you try to find out if they are in heaven?Im sure you could convince charlie to smuggle a letter up there if you asked her nicely
>>150246463>Bros, if you went to the vivzieverse hell as a living human and came across one of your dead relatives, what would you do?Depending on who it is there would be so much I'd want to say and probably not enough time to say it.
>>150233723Hold on… wait wait wait… I think I kinda get it. Is… those humans supposed to be the human version of Moxxie and his dad? That’s my fan theory at least. It might just be me, but they look similar. Or is it a coincidence? Then why would they be white? Moxxie and especially his dad are black coded. My dad friend’s dad was exactly like Moxxie’s dad. They still live together though. And my friend is mixed. My friend’s dad is white tho. But idk. I see Moxxie’s dad as black because of my friend’s dad. But my friend’s dad is white like the character. But he reminds me of a black man. But he isn’t black. My friend is still mixed tho. Not sure how he’s mixed with a white dad. His mom isn’t white though. But my friend is mixed. His dad is white. And he acts like Moxxie’s dad but he’s a nice guy. Not sure why my friend doesn’t get along with his dad.
>>150246678Anon. Are you having a stroke?
>>150246678Moxxie is jewish, schizofren.He says "Oy Gevalt", and Richard Horkins is openly Jewish.
>>150246579I mean, forget just getting closure, would you help them?You are probably stolas' apprentice, so you have some influence to work with, you could get them out of the sinner pot and maybe hide them from any future exterminations or from being abused by other sinners, maybe convince the owl to give them a job as a servant or something
>>150246755Assuming I know about the hotel I'd check it out and see if I can shack them up there, and make damn sure they have a way to keep in touch with me.
>>150246728Naw. But I’m trying to be clear. Idk why my friend doesn’t like his dad. He even got mad at me when I told him that Moxxie’s dad was exactly like his dad, but he’s not black, he’s white. So, he smacked my phone out my hand the other day when I asked him why his black dad doesn’t act like he’s black, he acts like a white dude. He acts like Crimson. So, my friend said it wasn’t a ‘fucking joke’. Idk, his dad seems pretty cool. He just yells sometimes and probably my friend can’t take it. But he’s white so you know. My friend is mixed btw. >>150246744 Don’t talk about my boy Rich like that. He’s good people. Btw you think you’re clever, but I can’t have a schizophrenia because I had Covid last year. So think about that.
Octavia/stella friends, if you became a bird sinner, what sort of bird would you be?
>>150246744>Moxxie is jewish, schizofren.>He says "Oy Gevalt", and Richard Horkins is openly Jewish.Maybe it's a Heavy Traffic situation.Also>HorkinsWho the fuck is Richard Horkins. Is he the guy who voices Moxxie when Richard Horowitz isn't available?
>>150247619Something fucking cool, like a razorbill
>>150247655Be honest with yourself, anonDo you really think that bird would fit you?
>>150247643>Richard Porkins
>>150246424Oh yeah?? Well how about...THIS
>>150247619Shoebill
>>150247706>Loona calls Moxxie Jek Porkins
>>150247643>Heavy TrafficA decent Flick.>>150247619With all due respect, I'm staying human.
>>150247691No... But Razorbills are cool.
>>150247825True thatI would also like to be something cool, like an aquila or a hawk, but would probably be a pigeon or something lame like that
>>150247821>With all due respect, I'm staying human.You're gonna die one day, anon, and by vivzie rules you are gonna get turned into some weird half man half animal freakMight as well be one closer to your respective wife, no?
>>150247619A vulture. Not one of the cool ones tho. I mean like the ones that have ball sack skin on their heads.
>MOXXIE STOP MAKING FUCKING CROSSBOWS
