>9 kidsDamn Casey fucks, how did he do it?
>>150227006I'll tell you when you're older.
>>150227006Zinc
As long as it isn't a ball, he doesn't miss
>>150227006He had the easy part
>>150227006The seed is strong
>>150227786>no sonsKwab
>>150227006Is he gonna insult me in an elaborate yet funny sounding way?
>>150227802You do realize he's plowing their pitchers mound right?
>>150227006Having that many kids used to be a lot more common, it was kind of a carry-over from pre-industrial days where half your kids would die before the age of 5, but modern medicine ensured that they'd often all live instead. Families that big didn't start to become rare until after WWI.
>>150227006He didn't "strike out" where it really mattered.
>>150227006huh. what does mom look like?
>>150227006What time period are these toons suppose to take place? the 1920s or something? its a cool aesthetic like the Dover Boys cartoon
>>150229779Too be fair he only struck out in that big game , otherwise he was an all star hall of famer.Babe Ruth had a ton of home runs but also struck out a ton too.
>>150227006And they're all ginger, genuinely impressive.
>>150229675I'm pretty sure here the joke was literally Casey kept trying to get his Baseball son to vicariously live through but by the time he was on the 9th he realized the girls could play so he made a whole team.>>150229782Literally exactly like her daughters.
>>150227062>sensiblechuckle.gif
>>150230275America actually used to have the most redheads per capita in the world because redheads were especially treated poorly by the British in both Ireland and Scotland so they had a higher tendency to emigrate. So the country basically got a giant injection of redhead genes from both the colonial period and 19th Century immigration. It's actually still the case in more remote parts of the country where demographics haven't shifted much since then, but not the case country-wide anymore.
>>150230449What a fucking retard. Everybody knows that missionary gives you sons and cowgirl gives you daughters. All he had to do was change the position once.
>>150227006A couple of them are twins and the middle three are triplets so not as much as you'd think. .
>>150227006He doesn’t masturbait for the majority of his young life
>>150230642...Although, the ones they've got labeled as twins don't match the scorecard, but, they seem to skip a couple.
>>150230689Dammit, meant for >>150230619
>>150230689>Those 0sYears without kids? Sex without children? Or for the CTRL+ALT+DEL twist, miscarriages?
>>150230704Number of boys he fathered, versus number of girls.
>>150230717There are 0s in some of the girls columns too anon
>>150230275Those aren't gingers. Those are redheads.
>>150227006>>150230449Is the mom the american Nurse Joy?
>>150227006Ultra virile. Also probably his seed has longer lifespan and has ambush predator behavior.
>>150227006Irish Catholic in early 20th century.
>>150227006By being based.
>>150227006Small penis since he has all daughters, but highly fertile.
>>150233700Retard
>>150227006Catholic.
>>150231294Who?
>>150230725Those are years that he didn't impregnate his wife.
>>150233700Not how it works.
>>150227006>hits pipe
>>150227006His wife was pretty hot.
>casey has daughters that look like this>he's still deemed a failure because he struck out years ago
>Be irish>Consume Potato>Have 10 kids by the age of 25>Go to Church, Have white guilt>Consume Potato>Complain about the English>Watch the premier league(english football), while irish football is pretty nonexistant.>Consume potato>Drink Guinness>Beat wife>Complain about the irish(northern)>Consume potato>Repeat
>>150227802He had one, but the military executed him after the Rockwell incident.
>>150237024He's doing God's work
>>150227006>All look identicalHe fucked once.
>>150239597He fucked one woman but he did it multiple times considering some of them are twins/triplets
>>150237500Stop making me want to be Irish
>>150227802One of the daughters is a son. Can you guess which one?
>>150239597># of kids = # of sex
>>150240006Only one way to find out
>>150237500Are the Irish secretly Russian?>Consume Potato>Red Haired>Loathe Perfidious Albion
>>150240187Anon was saying that he believes they're identical twins. You're more autistic than him.
>>150227006He never misses except for the moments that matter
>>150239597No
