>give Cartman a hot skinny cousin>do nothing with her
>>150229604All of the extended Cartman clan may very well be dead by now, with how they seem to position Liane as the only one he ever has.Maybe someone needs to edit in the scrapped script direction of Kenny's crush on her to a wiki, to remind Mr. Trey Parker of her potential along with other creative embellishments.>inb4 girl fart anon
>>150229604Yeah, but does Cartman deserve her?https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/f6/ae/f6ae98b601234ed890477eb2d0091658
>>150229671uh what
>>150229604>hot
>>150229671I want to pretend to be shocked and disturbed and all, but I'm really not. I mean yeah that makes sense, someone would make that eventually.
Questionable thread
>>150229803Yes
>>150229604So basically the thread is about the various Chuck Cunninghams?
>>150229604"Hot"
>>150230772>>150231167
>>150229671This was surprisingly easy to jerk off to.
>>150229604that's YOUR job. They gave us a character specifically to make porn of, and you're not doing it.
>>150229613Ok, but girl fart anon making their bullshit canon could be funny.
>>150230746All South Park fans are either pedos or racists
>>150229604>suddenly introduced in season 2>create a b-plot>split the b-plot>split the characters of the a-plot>split b-plot2>put everyone but b-plot1 into a filler arc>b-plot characters never meet a-plot charactersWhat is the point Isaac, Hector, or Carmilla?
Part of me wants the fart girl anon's fantasies to come true. Just because it'd be fucking hilarious seeing people seethe about it.What if they replace all the Trump Saddam jokes with those?
>>150229671I hate when character proportions keep changing
>>150235373Get used to it lol
>>150233230and/or
>>150235902Pretty much
>>150233419Anon i...
>>150233230Stfu trannyfaggot
>>150236803That was a joke
>>150229613>Kenny perving on cartman's cousinThat could've been a good subplot
>>150236948Feels like he could do that to Liane as well
>>150229671You know, I bet if you sent Trey this video, I'm 100% sure he would get butthurt over that fact that it featured season 2 only characters rather than the disturbing incest and pedo shit that goes on
>>150237266He'd probably be mad more people would watch this than the Trump stuff
>>150237266He was so young
>>150237435And more creative
What if the fartfag wrote their own episode? Would the mainstream like it?
>>150229671BEEFCAKE!
>>150239253*BRAAAPPPTT*
Wonder if she's just as gassy as Eric & Liane
>>150229671Respect for working the tourettes episode joke into the scene.
>>150241089That one middle-aged Cartman hater on the SPS BBS once made a whole audio file called "A Cartman Orgy" that was supposed to represent the whole clan grunting, farting, and screwing each other. It was all sorts of episode snippets mashed up into an unholy symphony.
>>150241643SPS BBS? Don't know what that's called.Anyway, I'm fine with everything except them screwing eachother.
>>150241695South Park Studios BBS, it was the forum for the official site that held on many years until it was shutdown a while back. It was peak turboautism with various individuals who thought themselves king of the garbage heap.One was a middle-aged, Pennsylvanian school teacher named "Cartman's Top Enemy" who used his Flash skills to make several animations of Cartman dying or doing perverted things to prove how degenerate he was. He'd tweak whenever an episode had a lot of Cartman and made his own "Fatass Pissing Me Off Today" warning scale the way tornado warnings are.
>>150241761Sounded like fun! Wish I was around there.
>>150229604She had a scene with Kenny in the Charlie Manson episode but it got cut
>>150241803Yeah it had its shining moments. Depending on a user's POV, it either helped or didn't help that the mod and admin team rarely banned anyone (usually it was when one had a specific issue on a user) so the boards could get pretty chaotic and the own rules were abandoned a lot.The boards were ground zero for a bunch of fans yelling that Trey Parker ruined their lives with Ass Burgers and they were totally quitting and hoping the show would fail, naturally some stuck around to hatewatch kek.
>>150241824Kenny seems to have a few bits of dropped lore from early scripts like that.The sister in Starvin Marvin, then him waving at Alexandra and getting ignored.
>>150241870Sounds kinda like 4Chan.In fact, I find it better than Reddit, which prioritizes saying stuff inside the sub's echo chamber
>>150241435Didn't see it, but nice!
>>150229613Ok, but her being incontinent could be funny.
>>150242964His great-grandma had to have a catheter bag for her piss, so somebody else in the family probably has shitting problems if not her too. The fatty, greasy diet they all consume would even give the skinny ones some gnarly hotpoops.
>>150243041I was thinking just shitting, though...
>>150232807That's an optimistic way of looking at it.
>>150237385>currenylt sp has less than 10k viewersRetard alert.
>>150243696I shit you not, the fartfag could write his own episode & people would rewatch that as long as they put in Saddam Trump
>>150243748You said that the show that gets high enough ratings to go on for 13 seasons gets less views than a 3 minute decent porn animation because of trump jokes. I think you just dont like trump jokes.
Anyway i think its interesting that she isnt fat
>>150243871I'm fine with trump jokes, but these are tame.
>>150243946Is trump not an inherently tame person? Its a parody of trump thats supposed to be satire of the guy. I dont think south park has ever overly tried to make politicians and celebrities over the top. Please understand my sarcasm. I mean come on dude they had trump on a island with bimbos. Hows that supposed to be tame?
>>150243923Maybe she's got the opposite sort of eating disorder. Kenny tries to treat her to an Eggo waffle dinner date, and she just chews and spits 'em out or has a puke bucket at the ready.
>>150244036IDK, satire has become reality, so it's hard for South Park to keep up.
>>150243923Her family eat all the food before she gets any
>>150244107Aw...
>>150229604I wanna sniff this bitch.
>>150229604Why don't they though?
>>150241824Link?
>>150249457It's in the script for a brief line/direction:"Kenny waves at Cousin Alexandra, but she just rolls her eyes."
>>150237266>disturbing>in the context of SPSeriously, faggot? You're fine with watching a show that has kids die in horrible ways, but you draw the line at characters engaging in cousin blowjobs?
>>150241870Remember some guy made a suicided thread, and tried to kill themselves because of that episode?
>>150251135Yup, Kfgg. Wonder if he's still alive and kicking or not these days.The man who takes credit for saving his life, Niels, is though some people in on lore about him say he wouldn't have checked in on that other dude if he wasn't white.
>>150245895She probably smells like puke, cigs, and black coffee.
South Park died with Mr. Hat.
>>150251208And farts
>>150251860Do you think the South Park boys could handle brap if it came from her and not Eric?
>>150251881Depends on how bad it is & how attractive they think she is. Heidi's farts could gross out Cartman, so if Alexandra's are on her level, they're screwed unless they think she's hot
>>150251889That'd probably be the seed for another Kenny death scene.>Kenny insists he can handle it, she's cute>His heart can't
>>150251920Plus, Kenny probably has a fart fetish.
So, what minor character's gonna get screentime next episode?
>>150252093Let's make a bet pool just for fun. No Pip allowed.
Also, I want this bitch to show up.
>>150237266>>150237435Man...bro fell off hard.
>>150252226Ok, Damien is likely, given the whole pregnancy thing.Also wonder what's Strong Woman's deal. She finally appeared, but was silent
>>150252226Ok, maybe Nichole could show up? Y'know, woke is dead, racism, feminism, etc.
A bit shocked Wendy hasn't had an episode. She's way more stubborn than Kyle in her beliefs.
>>150229604kys
>>150252575He'll die before S27 finished and derail the season. Watch
>>150252456Maybe they could have her butt heads with Cartman's skinny girl cousin who comes to town, or Alexandra turns out to be chill and it's Eric who wants to trash the girls' potential friendship in seeing her befriend the girl who kicked his ass.
>>150252820That could be neat! Show not every member of Cartman's family is an asshole (this includes Liane)
>>150252562No u
faps
>>150251028Pitch that exact logic to literally any showrunner and document the response, please
Betty Parker should write for South Park
>>150254095She and Matt's kids could be the successors
>>150253694I would be either told to fuck off with both, or permitted both, depending on the country and rating of the show. America is the only place where ultraviolence is fine even in kid stuff as long as it's not too graphic, but sex isn't allowed even in adult cartoons.
>>150254103Yeah! That way, the kids can still act their age
>>150254253Well that sucks
Like, maybe Matt & Trey can go to their kids for episode ideas.By episode ideas, I of course mean filler for Saddam Trump scenes
>>150255154Unlikely idea based off this gen's trends: Dr. Mephesto creates Skibidi Toilets with multiple asses.
>>150255204Sounds plausible
>>150229671lmao that was funnier than the majority of the actual episodes
>>150252783>derail
>>150255695It'll make the season even worse
Bump
