Is it TIME!!???
KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTOOOOOSSSS
This THREAD!!!?? Protected by the Great CHADiyaman.
KINGTOS PROTECT THIS THREAD AND ASURA'S WIFE IS YOURS
>>150230633HERO!!!!!
KINGTOS SLAY THIS THREAD AND SONIC'S WIFE IS YOURS
I told you guys.My battle with the imposter Goku WILL prune threads
>wins ms. /co/>wins cartoon fight club>wins dbx>wins death battle
>>150230622Damian has the Hellbat and Jon has strange visitor powers
Last thread got deleted because Hal destroyed it trying to molest Teri. He doesn't care if she's a paper bear because his lust for children always prevails.
>>150230622Goten and Trunks can hold their own against Nuly while in their base forms. Damian is a non-factor.
>>150230700I think this is in terms of gayness not power.
>>150230688I thought it was because of me CAPITALISM scaling
>>150230622>CHADS vs FagsObvious answer.
>>150230663Ruby won Miss /co/? Not one of the brown Disney waifus?
>>150230730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHnQMZl0kMkYeah, Jon, Goten, and Trunks are fags
>>150230663as expected of STACYby
>>150230700Does Damian have some of the batwank from his father? If he does, he unironically kills Goten, but Ben would seethe and make him job because he hates Batman. Batwank is busted.
Name 10 death battle contestants with both parent alive YOU CANT
>>150230663>won miss /co/Jesus christ what year was this
>>150230757The most Bat-Wank he got was using magic to disable Gotham-Girl in the comics.
Heh...you think your character can beat mine? Sorry, PUNK! But my character is above fiction, they are not bound to any law or force but their own! >Then why do you still have to write them doing something for them to do it?...
>>150230763Deku, Miles, SpongeBob, Killua, Misaka
Remember the strongest live-action character
Ruby hasnt even been nominated for ms co
>>150230829Ms. /co/ is rigged, why even bother
>>150230810>DekuAll For One died.
>>150230810Scooby, Courage, Trunks, Heracles, Sun Wukong
>>150230763MakaDekuMilesTrunksBen 10KilluaJotaroIron ManSpongebobJustin Bieber
>>150230622Chat…..how cooked are we?
>>150230848can we rig it so Maka can somehow get in?
>>150230882You don't like Star Sapphire. Especially when she cheated on Hal with Kyle then her Fiancé with Hal again.
>>150230903Nigga, everyone in comics has a high body count.
>>150230919There's a difference between having experience over cheating. She belongs to the street, but then again Batman was dating someone when fucking Catwoman in costume.
>>150230882This looks like such a mismatch against Batman that I unironically think he's going to win.
HAHAHAHA
>>150230955>>150230882The next round after this is Batman facing Damian or Jason, now way he is getting eliminated round 1
OH NO!HE COULDN'T GO 3 - 0LOLLMAO
>>150230763Ash unironically. We just don't see his dad
>>150230955The fuck are you talking about? Batman fought bloodlusted lanterns
>>150230997Where were you last threadYou and ass void anon were supposed to catapult HulkZilla to Krasura levels but you only appear every other threadDo you know how fucking tiresome the seven hundredth KINGTOS or JEETSURA or KEKY SIMON is?
Soon....
>>150231011Yes we do, we see him all the time leading Team Rocket
>>150230633>>150230653>>150231047>Clean sweeps these jobbers BRACE YOURSELVES
>>150231063>daughter jobbed to BIG BEAST COCK
>>150231085Gohan should his daughter
RUN!!!
>>150231099Gohan should WHAT his daughter??
>>150231099Should what
AAAIIIIEEEEE PLEASE SPARE KRATOS I PROMISE ILL BE A BETTER MAN
Kratos = CHADnniesAsura = /dbg/sissies
>>150231153Asurajeet…
>>150231153Gohan...Kratos just wanted stop you from your daughter
>>150231134Run from what? A washed up mutt that can't even beat dabura.I'll whip your ass as soon as I'm done with your dad, PUP.
hope they don't kill the hotter girl only to shill RWBY, once again
>>150231181>Thank you Gohan for planting your seeds inside my daughter >Thank you Goku for creating Gohan with your seeds >Thank you Pan for being the Spawn of my daughter and Gohan Take 100 million dollar, I am your vassal
>>150231036At least we have Kronic.
>SHITtos went from being an energetic murder machine, clean shaven, having a narrow waist and a six pack, running super fast and jumping 30 ft. in the air like dante from DMC, to a jobber with a beard and a bloated dad bod. He walks extremely slowly, like a shartendo character and literally doesn't have the ability to jump. Throughout the story he is wholesomely protecting his wife's wisecracking prepubescent son. These characters have no egotistical goals or human desires, they just exist to be big doughy collectivist goylems that escort rude children and(also sexless) women around for free. This concept of sexless Nu-Masculinity and wholesome chungus is being intellectualized by low testosterone males that pretend to be men.
>>150231301You get Fatter when you're older
>>150231301Truth.
>>150231301Cope
>>150231301You are a monster no longer...
>SHITedditors are among us
>>150231455The REDDIT Duo
>>150231455Why would any reddit account, unless it's a throw-away, would ever want to associate with 4chan?
>>150231478These halls are the PILLAR of GODwerscaling.
SHE SOLOS HIM ? ???
>>150231503Address me by my title, PUP
>>150231503Yup, everyone knows KINGtos is king, it's reddit fags censoring the truth because it hurts their feelings
THE PILLARS OF POWER!!!
>>150231529Kingtos is literally KING here, because the only Diaper Duo that these halls has is just KINGtos.
>>150231503>ultraguy confirmed to at the very least lurk here>/dbs/>tons of vs battle wiki shills>multiple confirmed reddit users>at least one spacebattles SCHOLAR>xitter touristsEveryone is here.
>>150231636Good.I elect myself as the LORD supreme ruler of /dbg/
Submit.
>>150231636Kratos has so many vassals...
>>150231449It's shameful that Kratosfags take such an issue with people shitposting about their episode. I think it's wonderful. And even if you don't agree, surely it's better to be laughed at for months after the fact than to be completely forgotten and irrelevant. It means your episode resonates with people. Kratos resonated with them. He's teaching them how to laugh and to smile and to be better men.
>>150231636Probably at least one comicvine too
>>150231567Who is the Gohan of Marvel?
>>150231681Kratos became a better man even more when he aided the Ottoman Turks in conquering Greece
So Clark can just do that shit too, now.
>>150230688Last last thread got pwned because someone (miku) insulted etna...My Sped deities.
Just rewatched COURAGE PUNCH and Kinshin Asura demonstrably showcases that Anti-Evil Techniques don't actually work against entities that don't view themselves as evil Silver Eyes might not do much
>>150231752heh
>>150231777>>150231752>Clark literally has SSJ
>>150231636all of those are me btw
>>150231752>>150231777>tracing GODgon CHADall>again
>>150231503...With SB being the universe.
Post Space Battles being respected outside of their hugbox
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/88445Kino
>>150231861>vsbw had to plagiarize almost all of their math babble, before the change to philosophy babble from SB talksAnd you know what they say about plagiarizing.
>>150231878
>>150231817>>150231777>She doesn't know Mamma Mia!
>>150231707Peter Parker.
>>150231707Franklin Richards
>>150231567The jobberkeks...
I AM THE KING OF JOBBERS. I AM THE SOLE REASON WHY YOUR CHARACTER IS EVEN POPULAR IN THE FIRST PLACE.
HULK SMASH
>SHITulk
>>150231707>potential child who was hyped up long ago but has done nothing noteworthy sinceFranklin Richards
>>150231769There's no sense in debating this, it is all down to Death Battle's interpretations.To that point, they have avenues of argument they could follow if they wanted to justify the usage of the Silver Eyes as a wincon.It really just comes down to what they believe/want to project.So all we can really do is try and predict what they'd decide.I think if they want Ruby to win then the Silver Eyes could even potentially trump Soul Resonance since they have been demonstrated to nullify emotion control.Then Death Battle could point to Maka's stats without Soul Resonance (like the 8-9 second 100 m dash) and say she'd be a sitting duck to Ruby.
>>150232066? Franklin ethered Mephisto the first time he saw him
NOOO DONT RAPE MY DADDY MY SUPERHERO
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150232080Just like Gohan giving Raditz and Bejita the beat down. Only to job to Buu, Frieza, and the Majin bros. Franklin jobbed to TOBA Hulk and Onslaught
>>150232128True
>>150232071>>150232132Literally just watch the scene for yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai4BvohW5KAAnti Evil doesn't work against an opponent who isn't evil. If Kinshin can negate anti-evil tech because he is a force of nature, Maka, with her control over the black blood and general heroism, can shrug off anti-evil too.This isn't even implied watch the clip it's explicitly a mechanic of Soul Eater. To justify Silver Eyes you have to1. Ignore RWBY explicitly establishing that Silver Eyes are anti-Grimm specifically2. Ignore the provided material that debunks the idea of Black Blood and Madness being inherently "evil"3. Bribe the DB staff extensively.
>>150232080Yeah, hyped up long ago. Now Franklin does nothing except job to show how powerful the new cosmic beings are.
FUARK!
>>150232172Why do you keep falling back on the categorization of evil?Magic in the Soul Eater setting as designed by Ohkubo is explicitly described as having a destructive pull to it.That's not the same as evil.In RWBY, the Grimm are also not strictly evil but rather inherently destructive to the works of the Light Brother/Creation Brother.The Silver Eyes are a power bestowed by the Light Brother.This isn't the huge stretch you make it out to be.
>>150231752Toriyama is the blueprint.
>>150232128Quit dodging Kratos then
>>150231752Clark can do anything at any time and people would find it believable.
>>150232390Iunno, Superman Returns having him tank bullets on his eyes seemed like it strained suspension of disbelief
>>150232328Bullshit. You're the one doing the stretching by taking something that is VERY SPECIFICALLY anti-Grimm(or anti Grimm as catalyst) and saying it will work on Maka because Maka has black blood and black blood is evil. Oh, sorry, "destructive" - even though when Maka uses Black Blood it's as a defensive protecting measure.The scene with Kinshin I think rebutts any sort of fucktarded "Erm, Silver Eyes are anti-evil, ashully" because it shows that madness - which is what the black blood is - isn't inherently evil and thus anti-evil/destrutive feats, even if wanked FAR BEYOND their EXPLICITLY DEFINED FUNCTION - won't work.
>>150232295>that period before the game came out when powerscalingtards thought the frozen lightning was Kratos and Thor affecting the World Tree
Sonic gapes Kratos tho
>>150232386Cope harder.
No Kratos! You're supposed to hold a door open FOR a lady, not hold a door open WITH a lady! I thought you were a BETTER MAN
Sonic? Not even universalKINGtos? 990 million universes lowballed
>>150232467FUCK-A YOU KRATOS
>>150232438Chillax. It is no big deal.First, let me apologize for my previous comment if it was too combative.I can imagine Death Battle making that argument if they want Ruby to win.And I'd imagine most of their audience would buy that.That is the extent of it.Not like I have any power to affect Death Battle's decision making process.
How high does real life science scale?
>>150232475PSSSSSYYYYYYCCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSS!
>>150230622Jon Kent the gay sissy tries to have sex with Trunks and Goten and gets his ass kicked.Then they curbstomp Damian.
>>150232439Unrel to the canon, but I always imagined it was the result of the Hulder Brothers having worked on both weapons.Dwarves have this weird ability to just seamlessly move across the different realms at will.And Sindri after losing his shit teleports with a full on space distortion.Since Leviathan, Mjolnir, and Draupnir are all the creations of the brothers, then their weird relationship with space might descend from that.So the collisions between Mjolnir and Leviathan causing the frozen thunderbolt and Mjolnir hitting Jormungander through Yggdrasil might be a result of that inheritance.
>>150232587Eh nah it's my bad I shouldn't be this autistic about drawings.
>>150232606Oh those are just another size of black hole, we thought they were limited to different situations than they are.
>>150232618He became a better man and that woman murdered children for fun
Yorha TOOBIE
Augus was TEACHING Asura to be the BETTER man
These threads ruined the phrase "Better Man" for me
These threads saved the phrase "Better Man" for me
Better man, Teaching, monster no longer. All enchanced by /DBG/
Should venom have beaten crona?
>>150232977No lmao
I will not watch GoW Ragnarok (Full Movie Cutscenes)
Damn i just realized they didnt even have kishin crona in the fight animation vs venom.. he was holding back
>>150231030Randos dont scale above Carol just because theyre grouchy.
>>150232977It's pretty funny how Swank and the rest of the team were SO confident that Venom's Cosmic buffs he'd gotten at the time would just be temporary, only for the comics to double and triple down on Cosmic Venom.But the answer is no. Guy weak to sound attacks vs character with sound attack. Crona winning is just 2+2 equaling 4.
>>150232386>HBOCkuWhy does this keep happening?
BRING. ME. THOSE. NINJA. TURTLES!!!
>>150232909This was somehow sort of out of character for Asura since he isn’t a type of guy to be go for other women aside from his wife but at the same time, I get it. Dude was dead for 12500+ years, likely had some sexual frustration built up, and was drunk. The interesting part is if you stand and flash your dick, the girl just bites her finger, kek. Overall a pretty funny scene and Augus is fucking awesome.
>>150232977Nah, it was a dumb match
>>150233053>>150233130Did powerscalers insist venom was planet level and mftl back then? They did with miles.
Why didnt deathbattle use god of light venom with knull scaling?
>>150233079then you will never be a SCHOLAR
>>150233101Well they used Moon Crona but not GOO Madness of Boobs Crona.
>>150233193It came out before that
>>150233141Are you afraid of Kratos?
>Crona avoided all 19 inches of king in black Venom because of the researchers thought the cosmic Venom buffs are temporary
>>150233193My nigga, learn to check the dates of when the vid was posted, and when those comic arcs were released. That's like saying why did Goku go SSG in the very first SvG video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hh5jEQraXaw&pp=ygUfdGhlIHdvcmQgcnVtIGFuZCB0aGUgd29yZCBkZWF0aA%3D%3D
>>150233165Kind of, Venom vs Crona's debate was entirely about the inclusion of Cates shit, no one actually scaled base Venom that high.
>>150233266Does he still have them though?
>>150233251Yeah? Kratos gapes fiction, of course Sonic gets gaped by him
Yang should've fought bullet. Its not like team didnt know what blazblue was by then. And the syndergy between two punchy explody/busty characters makes a lot more sense. I dont get how tifa and yang are similar beyond just punching? Yang and bullet also go to schools or someshit
>>150233278Kratos kneels...
>>150232689The blowing of the Gjallarhorn also probably did something to space since it did something to the realms
>>150231777>three minutesThat's Ultraman thing.
>>150233317Bullet is literally irrelevant IN blazblue for one
>>150233335Ultraman has no such limits.
>>150230736>>150230767>>150230829She hasn't won Ms /co/, but she was one of the first characters to get successfully nominated.
>>150233374Season two deathbattle had fucking literal whos all the time you dip
>>150233317I didn't see the comparisons between Yang and Tifa, apart form the fact that Tifa might have inspired Yang.Anyway Yang should fight Vi.
Tifa got boobs jokes lmao Yet they dont even mention yangs boobs once...
I've gotten back into Warframe, any good opponents for the Tenno/Drifter?
Which man is most ultra?
>>150233327That one we don't really know much of anything about. It is possible that it is just an Aesir Geas.Actually that does seem like something Odin would know how to do since he created the seals on Realm travel and prevented Freya from leaving (in her human form at least).Since Gjallarhorn dissipates after usage, it might have just been the object through which the seal was maintained.
>>150233395Not that Ultraman, the Japanese one
>Bring me Doflamingo
You digimon faggots should considered yourself lucky, or else I would have gotten Gridman on you bastards.
>>150233454Ultraman, obviously.
>>150233514Who?
https://youtu.be/PbzfvBR6wrA?si=lwTouDif1TbpHcrXPlease tell me ruby has a better theme than this
>>150233130>Crona winning is just 2+2 equaling 4.But anon... 2+2 is actually 5!Next you're gonna be saying a right angle is something OTHER than 80 degrees...
>>150233454Ultraman wins and solos Ultraman's cosmology. Sorry Ultramanfans.
new Silent Hill protag is fast
I cant believe this is supporting to be a refrence to super saiyan. As her hair just comes on fire? When the fuck did super saiyans get fire hair?
>>150233540https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/GridmanA computer version of Ultraman. He's also basically god because he ended becoming a multiverse.He started of as live action but got an amine years later.>Gridman the Hyper agent (live action)> SSSS Gridman (anime)>SSSS Dynazenon (anime) (one of the universe he created)>Gridman Universe (anime movie)
>>150233437Raiden lul
Kratos wouldn't survive Silent HillJames solos
>>150233432Isnt it because Yang is underage?
>>150233654>turns to shit once she dates a dykeJustice for Yang
>>150233437>>150233712It should have been a Warframe battle royalMy boy Nydus would have made Excalicuck his bitch
>>150233251>goKEKs projecting their FEAR of a blue ratFUNNYROOOO!
>>150233454Superman
Imagine being scared of a hedgehog
Imagine being scared of a mountain-sized meteor
>>150233795Kek, dragonfags btfo
>>150233327Given how Thor and Jormungandr had an extended fight in the past the snake was sent to and no timey wimey bs happened there that's probably the case
Imagine being scared of an elephant sized elephant
>>150233733She was 17
So is that MCU movie with the three hulks happening or not?
>>150233909How dangerous would 3 Hulks be?
>>150233395Wrong Ultraman. He's talking about the one that solos everyone in this thread.
>>150233924Well, it's current MCU Hulk, Red Harrison Ford Hulk and possibly either She-Hulk or Skaar.
>>150233816sonic's a 3 foot manlet. it's more like a small hill
Reminder that Doom Slayer's such a flop he doesn't even get memes.
I'm scared of accidentally gaping Sonic too hard, can't do that in a wholesome respectful show like Death Battle.
Imagine being scared of a Boundless Greek
>>150233942Wrong, he couldn't solo Zetton.
>>150233956What the heck is that hairstyle on Skaar
>>150234051Oh, you never heard about the new receding hairline style?
>>150233543They use this for Blazbluehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVVXQaqdA_A
Did that video essay about the jannies nuking /dbs/ come out yet?
>>150234036Kratos RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse as well, fagonsis
>>150234043Zetton also solos everyone in this thread lmao
>>150233688ok, cool
>>150231198Makass
>>150234110I agree. Kratos is a multiverse buster. KINGtos gapes everyone
KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS
>>150233756Then why not do Kronic as a match then?Surely it is more interesting than Goknic.
>>150234176Dies to a specium beam.
KIIIIIIIIINGTHRUUUUUUUUUUUS
>>150234111LOL!!! He can't Rodan, the most powerful and awesome kaiju, no, CHARACTER in all of fiction. The best thing to ever happen in life.No, I'm not Rodan and TOTALLY not glazing myself
>>150234197Because Kratos stomps badly
>>150234283Turn off the computer and go back to being irrelevant, Rodan.
>>150234344Death Battle put him at 1/3 Multiversal on a DBC, so the next time Sonic is on Death Battle he'll be infinitely above even 100% Kratos.
>>150234085Thats much better. No random ass rap lol
https://youtu.be/i8_Cpn5Bd6w?si=Qkdjs6fgAlGHHuuM
>>150234409I'm afraid not, because we already know Kratos v Doomslayer is happening, which means both are getting Cosmologypilled next timeGet ready for even MORE powerful Kratos soon
>>150234558>they're adding vocalsI feel like this is both kino and kind of dumb since the two characters would never actually fight to the death in canon
>>150234348You should watch Chibi Godzilla. It's on youtube and free and uploaded by the official Godzilla channel. Chibi Rodan is a literal asshole who think of himself as god but the moment someone confront him, he literally become the Vegeta kneeling meme.Here's the episode where he met Chibi Titanosaurus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSc9NbsUD9A&list=PLg0UgpeODbGH2QnvnptwCJMrwFtZ5Mdwb&index=39
>>150234633The vocal version's been out for a while, it's just a commissioned track, the actual episode will have another song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66mJiTpES5w
What will be the pun for each scenario?I think "Souled Out" will be one.
I stand by my verdict, Death Battle, and to a more extreme comparison, these threads, are not prepared to try and scale the Ultramen and their Kaiju and Aliens. Not only because Ultraman's 'niche', but because of the absolute bullshit power creep and random acts of bullshit powers.
>>150235154Deathbattle was able to scale ttgl accurately so idk why you're sure about that
>>150230622
>>150230622https://imgur.com/gallery/godzilla-hulk-ending-O2861Yki think my Hulk vs Zilla ending is unironically way better than death battle's
>>150233543Kinda funny they had to make a clean version cuz kids cant handle "Human torch cant fuck with me"
>>150235350Lol noYou lost FRAUDzillaTARD
>>150235330Because TTGL is consistent with it's lore and feats. Ultraman ain't.>OG Ultraman, in episode 2, genocided an entire race that was threatening the Earth, over 3 billion>The same guy is fucking dumb enough to let a fairly regular monster tail whip him to the point of Ultraman retreating>Then he was able to tank a few shots from Zetton firing 7 trillion degree fireballs at him.Ultraman Jack? From 1971?>Struggled fighting a space bird with an asshole on his chest to killing something that actually eats planets whole and reversing a tsunami with sheer will power alone.
Maka is gonna avenge her fallen team members
>>150235569Just write a fanfiction dude
>>150235649>RWBY but the heroines are infinitely stronger than anything else in the setting.wow
>>150235726Mikasa is barely fodder level in RWBY, even with wank.
>>150235788With the exception of Mikasa. But well, if she had Blake's aura and dusts, i am sure she would quite handly surpass Blake in every way except hearing.
>>150235726Yang solos everyone in that picture
>>150236125Mark can NEVER! Because Omni-CHUD is dead
>>150235335Batman solos all four
>/v/? My bitch.
>>150235350https://imgur.com/user/victoriamikoto12You will never be a woman
>>150236194>4chan? My bitch.FTFY
>>150236194>wins against kratos
Supes got some new kit
>>150235833Not Maka in the slightest, and Maka's intelligence means she wouldn't underestimate Yang's comeback mechanic. Mitsuru scales to her, Mikasa... sure. Tifa has some pretty busted materia moves so idk
>>150235833>>150236421Yang is a lesbian so Marin Karin would 100% work on her dykelust
>>150236160Well Goku is literally dead there.
>>150236442But Marin Karin NEVER WORKS
>>150236474Have you ever used it on a confirmed lesbian, how would you know
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150131419/#15013563how can Kratos recover
>>150236456>You didn't watch the seriesYour throat and My Penis. You do the math
CANONROO!
>>150236630>FacebookHere's my Reddit GOLD
>>150235815Not a RWBY fag, but isn't blake like the biggest MC jobber there?
>>150236394If I see one more fucking comic talking about using the power of the sun....
KRILLIN SOLOS MY ENTIRE VERSE?!!?
>>150237074...as long as they don't have guns!
>>150236160Why is Goku not hugging his son in the anime?
>>150237102or BIG BROS!!!
>>150237137>>150236160>EW, FAGGOT!
Manletkubros...
>>150237357Can you imagine what YUJIRO would do to this ice tier BITCH...?!
>>150231926Gohan would never sell his soul to the devil, he'd beat him up to save his marriage.
>>150232128Goku is Supermans friend, the rat is doomed?
>>150236162
I feel like a lot of people got TAUGHT by the janny, things are unusually quiet...
>>150237357Those two figures are different scales BTW. The 6 inch storm doesnt have soft goods pants.
>>150233773Hal victim
Kratos would teach the entire cast of Game of Thrones how to be good people.
>>150237503Kratos TAUGHT them all.
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throatK: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesN: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”From the bush:S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
>>150237566canon
>>150235350Hulk is the one below all. He's above cosmology and scaling.
>KINGTOSMain character>SIMONMain character>kyleshitty side character>aSAARashitty side character>SuperCHADBeloved side character>GoKEK and KEKjitaComedy duo who always lose
>>150237592Post Kratos beating an elephant. (Goku tanked this btw)
>>150237612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4lDsr9NUM
>>150237612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npKBBQTeyW0are you ready to be a Better Man?
>>150236394Just make Superman a divine entity DC. A being like Rao.
>>150237623>>150237636FUARK A BOUNDLESS BEAST (the elephant)
>>150237612I uhh... You see uhh... J-Just because he hasn't, doesn't mean he c-can't!!!
>>150237623>>150237636>Half man to nerf it enough for Kratos>Got hurt by the weak Elephant ManGoku didnt even actuslly get hurt. Elephantman was making Kratos bleed. Lol
>>150237503I noticed that too. Things get quieter every thread that gets pruned.>>150237566Kek, bush, canon.
>>150237674Many KratosSCHOLARS went on a pilgrimage to /v/ a couple of hours ago and were taught by janny
>>150237560Man, the animation is so ass here.
>>150237636>Kratos has to hit the MULTIVERSAL ELEPHANT BEAST over 100 times to kill it KINGtosbros...I don't understand...
>>150237727Prequel before the Pandora Box boost
>>150230814...is not in this picture
>>150237636>that much effort to kill an elephantAugus victim.
>>150236621He still has the halo. It isn't until Elder Kai chips in to give Goku his life force that Goku comes back to life.
>>150237393Sure, but they both are punching bags for the writers that get moments of cool.
>>150237935Why is Homelander dressed as Superman?
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and manga, the developer tweets, Reddit, Space Battles… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE ASURA WINNING A DEATH BATTLE, MUCH LESS WINNING AGAINST KRATOS! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that CHADsura, who I have WORSHIPPED for 10 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT ENDING against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY 9 MILLION UNIVERSES LOWBALLED AT 1%. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Xitter, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE HEADCANON and once he gets his pity win with Adam, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
>>150238056The original, the TRUTH.>>150237971The parroted copy, a LIE.
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Shadow pauses from shoving his tongue down Amy’s throat at a concertSh: “Damn! Who’d interrupt the Ultimate Lifeform Shadow-Sama?!”Amy stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a fat italian man is clearly beating Sonic to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesA: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck rat Sonic. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel”From the bush:S: “SHADOW-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS ITALIAN HUMAN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”Sh: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE FAKER, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Amy. How old were you again? I like em young like Maria.”The bushes rustle more as the thing japs mistake for a cat gets pummelled by italian fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Rival Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED SHADOW-SAMA MORE!”
>>150237971The witty improvement speaking truth>>150238056Baseless slander spilling lies
WATCH YOUR TONGUE OR HAVE IT CUT FROM YOUR HEADSAVE YOUR LIFE BY KEEPING WHISPERS UNSAID
>>150238056The factual reality>__________Not even worth acknowledging
>>150238097CANON
>>150237727You mean he gave it 100 chances to be a Better Man
>>150238147[Raughs} that IS what would happen if they fought!
>>150237587>the one below allWhat a fucking retarded thing to make. I swear, the guys who are currently working on Hulk are nothing but fanboys who grew up with him and didn't like the fact people were stronger than him and created an OC connected to the god of the Marvel universe and literally went, "SEE, YOU CAN'T KILL HULK!!! HE'S GOD EVIL TWIN AVATAR AND CAN'T DIE!!!" Fucking retarded. There is literally no stake to Hulk's character anymore.
>>150238141>Nekron victim
SUPER DUPER DIAPER BIG MESSY SHARTS*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>150238147>>150238220
>What a fucking retarded thing to make. I swear, the guys who are currently working on Hulk are nothing but fanboys who grew up with him and didn't like the fact people were stronger than him and created an OC connected to the god of the Marvel universe and literally went, "SEE, YOU CAN'T KILL HULK!!! HE'S GOD EVIL TWIN AVATAR AND CAN'T DIE!!!" Fucking retarded. There is literally no stake to Hulk's character anymore.
>>150238097Kek, bush, canon.
>>150238248DCBRO BTW! I LOVE CAPEGOLD!!!
>>150237971>the gamesGame*>the novelsThere are none.>the developer tweetsThere are none either.>THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE ASURA WINNING A DEATH BATTLE, MUCH LESS WINNING AGAINST KRATOS!A fanfiction battle argument rather than actual feats, not very compelling.>UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT ENDINGOr… his opponent was that much of a fraud that Asura was given an alt. ending because people with functioning brain cells wouldn’t buy him losing otherwise.>a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MANPost Kratos not killing his first wife and daughter. Post Kratos not goring a woman who did nothing to him on a gate. Post Asura killing innocent people even in most mindless state.>DESTROY 9 MILLION UNIVERSES LOWBALLED AT 1%Post this happening.>He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE HEADCANON Nobody actually believes this, actual Kratosfags do for Kratos (see Warrior-P).>once he gets his pity win with AdamHe’s not coming back, retardbro.Overall, a weak pasta that fails to have any impact.
>>150237592>Simon's husband and Kratos' apprentice>shitty side charactersYou didn't watch the show.
>>150238296>imitation is the sincerest form of flatteryThanks man, I'm glad you agree with.
AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
>>150238438
>>150238141
>>150238438I can't believe xenoGODS fuarking killed my hero and solod the marvel verse...
SIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>150238401There are people who think Asura is boundless because he killed omnipotent Chak.
>>150238498Does your hero know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>>150238534I-I-I....
>>150238490>>150238438
>>150238405Kyle doesn't get enough screentime and Asura is to flanderized as the guy who lost and copes about it
>>150238488A SUCCESSFUL PROPANE SALE to them.
What's with all the misogyny and cuckphobia in these threads? There's nothing wrong with your wife having a body count and having sex with other men.
>>150238591So true! There's nothing wrong with your husband having sex with other women and getting them pregnant too! My HEROINES? Maka and Usagi of course!
>this is the verse going 2-0
Ruby should win because it would be funny.
>>150238745cute couple
Ruby should lose because it would be funny.
>>150238561Time run once again
>>150237525Storm doesn't make 6 inch figures.
>>150238259Mario on top. Gay bitch even in deluded fantasy is always the bottom bitch
Chara no-diffs every character ever posted in these threads.
>>150238629I HATE YOU...
>>150238889...Except for Mathrus, who no-diffs their entire verse and computer
He should fight ryuko
>>150238525I don’t anybody on here unironically calls Asura boundless though I might need to check the archives. Most people just say he’s omnipotent+ or whatever and it’s mostly in a shitpost response to Kratosfags waving their lore around disingenuously. Outside of here, there might be like one or two retards on Reddit that actually believes that. At most, max wank, Chakravartin is nigh-omnipotent with that game statement.
BLUD I CANT IMAGINE MY GOAT JIN WOO LOSING TOT TOT TOT
>>150238892I love you...
>>150238954>TOTJin Woo's a Texas victim?
>>150238889...except SIMONtos.
>>150238954A mere WARMUP for Ainz-sama...
>>150238971Korea won
>>150238561
KINGtos TAUGHT Asura what omnipotent+ really is.
>>150238999>trips of truthI guess Jin Who is losing to a rape victim.
>>150238954A student in need of TEACHtos' lesson
>>150238056>who was not only a BETTER FATHERNow that you mentioned it, it’s nice to think about Asura taking part in nurturing Mithra for thousands of years whenever he got the chance, before everything went to hell.
>>150238954Jin Woo kills everyone in Naruto and gets a shadow with all Genjutsus
>>150233437I think Excalibur vs Hakumen, with cosmology and lore scaling is a good idea.
Post jin woo destroying a large building
>>150239096Gets Thor's shadow and sick Grand Marshal Grade shadow on Kratos
>>150238954
Post any character having the aura of Jin woo
>>150239180Here's a shadow of the build he destroyed
>>150239095You'd better BELIEVE IT!!!https://youtu.be/dkXBJRawWmQ?t=23
>>150239213Last number is Sung Jin Woo's penis size
>>150239225Does Jin Woo actually have any answer to Ainz's hax abilities? Genuine question since I've never seen the show or read the manwha.
>>150239244HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150239277My HERO is off the scale.
>>150239218DONE
4 inches is actually pretty respectable
>>150239188This almost happened with Sung Jin-woo appearing in Ragnarok, but the devs pulled out at the last second because they wanted to keep Kratos alive
>>150239277reminder that Congo was the only country that self-reported in this study instead of getting measured
>>150239301lol
You are not ready for manwha and webtoon scaling
Ki>>Hax
>>150239363Ki only works on other Ki>butDaima.
>>150239277Congo is the smallest BBC country btw
>>150239363Reality slash? ONE SHOTS Shitku.
Smart atoms > any other system
>>150239363Nah, he wins
I don't care for Texas
>>150239485CAAAANNNOOOOOOONNNNN
>>150239468Smart Atoms are the most intelligent breakthrough in the history of power systems
>>150239485Kratos doesn't use hax. In fact all of the Olympians offensive hax doesn't work on him, and he simply ignores their defensive hax. His power transcends hax. It can only be described as Krataura
>>150239496If my parents named me after a comic book character, I would hang myself after learning about shame
>Reading the Iliad>Poseidon gets scared of the Greeks building a basic wall without the godsWhy are the Olympians like this
>>150234111Not Simon.>>150237566Written by Kyle Rayner's boyfriend and genitalia cleaner>>150238889Not Simon.
>>150239546With great power there must also come great responsibility. That's why you weren't named Peter Parker
>>150239219Impressive. Enough to reasonable defeat the naruto, bleach, kengan asura, opm, record of ragnarok, Jujutsu kaisen, zach bell, and yuyu hakusho verses
KRATOS
>>150239559Greek (Myth) Gods were cool because they were like magic fae. Humans could and did kill them and they'd take part in wars fighting on the sides. Like Haephestus came to the assist of Achilles in fighting that River God, or Athena giving Diomedes aimbot the throw his spear in Ares' eye which cripples Troy's magical boost
>>150239658
>>150239338Congo bros...We aren't feats gods like Ecuador BEASTS....
>>150239658K, b, c
>mfw Ruby gets the win because her semblance allows her to pull her opponent apart at the molecular level, and there is absolutely nothing saying she needs to put them back together.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdBgp9m0nrw
>>150239486>that many tacos and they still couldn't stop CHADxas from potentially banning their anime despite how much they eat, sleep, and breathe itJOBtinos
>>150239892>yuriKEKS>in my gayKINO general
>>150239218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD7Bt4SIAicToo fucking easy
>>150239892Name of your /dbg/ hero?
>>150240220SIMON THE DIGGER OF COURSE!
I haven't seen my imposter all thread. Interesting.
>>150240057This. No one wants to see w*men. We only want to see hot guys like Simon and Kyle. >>150240235Simon is for yaoichads.
>>150239897>Ruby >Remembering anything useful
>>150239897Would be funny.
Why are werewolves and zombies so weak compared to other Halloween monsters IN FICTION
>>150231301trvke
>>150240348Werewolves are fucking strong, the fuck are you talking about? Also zombies are quite literally made to overpower shit in masses, with their viruses, not single character power.
How come when raised by Bejita, Trunks comes off as gay for Goten and dresses up as a woman instead of being cool like Future Trunks?
>>150240401Trunks' subconscious interpreted Vegeta's tsundere attitude towards Goku as sexual attraction. Vegeta mind fucked his son into being a gay bottom for Goku's sons
>>150232689Leviathan just froze lightning. We still don't know why that hit in particular hurled Jormungandr back in time. The closest clue we have is a now deleted tweet from Cory Barlog, in which he states the specifics might be revealed in a future game.
>>150240235Based.>>150240252>Yaoi>Chad.What a retarded thing to say.
>>150236788that is the point. If Mikasa was in Blake's place, shed do everything she could...better.
>>150239407Goku: Dunno what that means, but my ki can also overpower "ignoring energy" and grow even beyond!!!
>>150236788I thought Weiss was the designated jobber while Blake was the designated forced drama shitty kitty
>>150240477It's true. Chads like /dbg/ love homosexual fantasies.
>>150240473yes we do, it's stated in the fucking game that it's because their fight splintered yggdrasil
>>150240560Can you show me where this is stated, outside of a false prophecy which also says that Surtr would die fighting Thor and Odin? If it helps, find where it's said without the line "it is said that..." preceding it.
I'm nervous lads. What if Ruby wins? That would make RWBY fans happy, and they don't deserve happiness
>>150240639it would be fun
>>150240348One is just furry human and the other is dead human
>>150240639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwOGzeVcO_M
>>150240639But it would be funny to watch the terrible reasoning and meltdown.
>>150240639QUEENby was teaching Maka.
RAAAAGH! MOTHMAN! WHERE IS MOTHMAN?!
>>150240750Can this be the match to top Kratos vs. Asura if Ruby wins?
>>150240534Chads don't love homosexual fantasies.
>>150240819No because people actually like Asura and atleast Greek Kratos. Ruby and Maka are literally whos
>>150240819not really, people actively hated nu-tos before his fight which led to a lot of the fallout, no one cares much about ruby or maka
>>150240502>I am above concepts of auth- ACK!
>>150240819There's not enough disdain for Ruby for that to happen
>>150240836Chads (/dbg/) don't love homosexual fantasies. They adore them.
>>150240883This is why Son Goku is the face of Death Battle alongside Superman (he raised his son to be a poof)
>>150240897Even less chad-ier
>>150240938Are you mocking the halls? Gentlemen...
>>150240737Let's just say Ruby moved us... TO A BIGGER STUDIO
Homosexual fantasies are chadly because they are about dominating other men.
>>150233504Doflamingo is for fraud checking Gil from Street Fighter
>>150240819They would need to make up some meme-tier bullshit and do a bunch of other retarded things to even come close to Krasura’s dumpster-fire episode.
>>150240713The suddenness of the scream cracked me up there.
>>150236394Can superman finally beat dark tournament yusuke?
>>150240639WE DESERVE SOMTHING!
>>150241159>5-CActual fodder
>>150240977So what if I am?
>>150241214>vsbw parrot
>>150241214>CANONvsb trvke
>>150241214>vsbw scholar
>>150239304...in my village located in India.
>>150241214VSBW? Literally Canon
>>150241220We need to TEACH you.
>>150236394What kind of bullshit is that? Lmao
>>150241362IDFC
>>150241384You will be TAUGHT by our COCKS.
H-he isn't playing along to our gay fantasies...he's a better man than any of us...
>>150241460B-but sir, my cock is only 2.3 centimeters big...
>We need to TEACH you.
>>150241214>VSBroWns out of nowhereKWABaCHOOKY!
>>150241514Enough where are all the Hulkfags? Start rabo posting NOW!
>>150241460Oh you're a retarded faggot, that explains.
>>150240379Lets see here Witches- bayonetta Demons - Dante Aliens - dragon ball characters Skeleton - Sans What do werewolves and zombies have that can be at the same power level as LISTED above
>>150241460Oh you're a KINGLY SCHOLAR, that explains.
>>150240663Could I suggest swapping the crossover scaling memes into a single slot and fill the remaining two with:Teamwise Resonance Scaled Feats Don't CountDownplay Anime Feats
>>150241558Asurabros... he called us out...
Retarded faggot? No, I'm a genius faggot because I use /dbg/.
*wraps my 13 x 3 inch BBC in a tortilla she'll*Dinner is served. Eat up.
>>150241631There is no such thing
Fuark...
>>150241602nta but Marvel Zombies and DCeased for zombies. not sure about werewolves
India won that btw.
>>150241702Kratos will already TAUGHT Asura. India is just a victory lap
Is this real?https://youtu.be/gZo9WqOL3Cs
FEATSnic the LORD OF SCALING.
Am surprised no one has done the Shang Tsung your soul is mine image with maka. Its her catchphrase.
>>150241716God of War India soon. Vishnu and Kratos will fight in the Outerversal Taj Mahal
>>150241667My rabo...
>SISSYnic delusionsI think this guy has a humiliation fetish.
>>150241758Vishnu stomps. He can summon an infinite number of kratos to humble kratos
the FeatsQueen
As I suspected earlier, Kratos is this place's Jiren equivalent. We have now reached the stage where we imprint homosexuality upon well respected characters. Soon, someone will ERP as and say they are a Kratos poster, watch.
>>150241810Ares already tried that in Gow1. True Kratos defeated unlimited clones of Kratos.
>>150241713Werewolves have a bit at the end of Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness, where Ash winds up in the Marvel Werewolves verse. Aliens also get a boost from all the Alien & Predator vs. comics series.
>>150241611Sure why not
>>150241837>soon
I just raped Goku's tight ass. Hulkbro btw.
>>150241851Additionally, the Kratos' that Kratos fought were physically stronger than him.
>>150241830Squall victim.Also Sora victim but that's more obvious.
>>150241888On one particular day in the halls, two people did a lengthy 30+ homosexual ERP chain. They tried pinning it on the WARDEN right at the end. They kept forcing their "ERPren" narrative as an attempt to discredit Jiren. I fear something similar happening here.
>>150241905This.>but how did Kratos outstrength multiple version sof himself who are strongerKratos transcends conceptionable logic
>>150241925No such thing.This is the work of Cucky Simon slugs, because their “hero” canonically lost his virginity to a tranny to cope with that tranny’s hot female cousin cucking him with Kamina
>>150241948What a fanfic you just made up.
Hiiiii guys ~! Daddy twinky cummy Kratos here! <3<3<3<3 any /dbg/ GOOOOOOOODS want to be my big bvlly bvll master and bind me when the sisters of fate could not? what you do with a fat assed slutty Greek femboy is none of your girlfriends' business, boy(s)!
>>150241987Kill yourself
>>150241979He's only partially lying. In an alternate reality, Simon makes out with Leeron.
>>150241979Nope. Leeron the tranny shagged him after Kamina cucked him, you see it in the flashbacks in episode 26
>>150241987You need to get over it Asurabro... Someday you will have your pity match against Adam
>>150236788I mean, all the others were up against people with actual superpowers. Blake went up against a skilled human specialized in fighting big monsters. It was a definite fix so they wouldn't get the outrage like Yang vs. Tifa.
>>150241987k, b, c
>>150241987I can confirm Kratos said this, I was the bvll
>>150242010Kratos mindbroke him. This is his whole life now.
>>150241927He just used strategy. Additionally, he was fighting to protect his wife and daughter, and canonically, there's nothing stronger than a parent fighting to protect their child in the God of War franchise.
>>150241927>Kratos transcends conceptionable logichow come those clones didn't trascend logic?
>>150242077Can a bootleg stand up to the real deal?
>>150242070>Gets mindbroken by a character >Starts associating him with his deranged fetishes This happens more often than you'd think
>>150241987Why is Kektos like this
>>150242077They hadn’t become Better Men yet
>>150241987Kratos, Begging for, Cock
>>150241987Asurabro btw.
>>150242077Would you like me to post scans from the novel in the next thread?
>>150242016>Muh alternate realityNot main canon, alt continuities are infinite.>>150242040Sourceless fanfic.
>>150242085Well, Simonbros. Answer the question.
>>150241987KEKY!He would really said this
>>150242127Will Power
>immediately brought up AsuraCHADSRent? Free.
>>150242138>putting all the budget and time into this garbage instead of continuing the Super anime
>>150242085>Can a bootleg stand up to the real deal?yes. just grow/evolve harder
>>150241987I said this to the men I led under Ares.
ENOUGH. Every character in /dbg/ lore is a raging fag and a cuck.
New>>150242254
>>150242077You weren’t supposed to ask that…
>>150241851>>150242071>and canonically, there's nothing stronger than a parent fighting to protect their child in the God of War franchise.Vishnu doesn't clone, he actually summons other versions. it's more likely that these versions are also fighting to protect their families
>>150240809Mothman can make people black by looking at them
>>150241912she's gonna fight shulk though
>>150242383Another Sora victim.
>>150240809UMA
>>150241879Thanks bingo anon
