>The Tomb Raider animated show will end with its second season at Netflix Why didn't you watch Lara's show, anon?
bro im twenty three. i dont care about this boomer playstation 1 ass porn game character at all.
>>150230907Because she's a gloomy cardboard cut out.
>>150230945But they changed everything the boomers liked about her to appeal to zoomers!
>>150230907I didn’t even know she had a show
>>150230945Stfu zoomoerfag
>>150230907Poorly written show that retains none of the characterization that made the original games so popular. Forced insert gay and ethnic pandering. Awful dialogue, inconsistent characterization. Basic Netflix animated issues.
>>150230972was there even anything to change? she was just some jumping polygons. lol even her design is so mid she looks like a 5/10 jewish college girl that dots her is with bubbles.
>>150231018Kys fag
>>150230907That bitch ain't Lara.Lara Croft is not a pathetic crybaby wuss that uses a bow.Lara Croft is a gun-slinging olympic-level Stacy of an archeologist and is also straight.
>>150231275lara croft is two polygons and half of them are missile titties.
>>150230907I didn't want to culturally appropriate female media. Why, women didn't watch it?
>>150230907Why do they keep trying to make Tomb Raider work? The only reason people like the franchise is because Lara has big tits and shoots pistols at snow tigers. The series hasn't been relevant in like 20 years. Either do it like the original games or not at all.
>>150231452OH YESSSSsssssss...
>>150231545The reboot happened because people stopped caring about the original too, she's only relevant as an object of culture wars.
>>150230972Too bad it doesnt appeal to zoomers either.
>>150230907>Why didn't you watch Lara's show, anon?Because it's no Netfl*x.
>>150230907I liked the show, they're likely cancelling it to make way for the new Amazon show that'll tie-in with the upcoming game
>>150231842Yeah? Explain the remasters being huge successes then, tourist.
>>150232104There's eight billion people on Earth. No matter how shitty and sloppy your product is you can expect at least a few thousand brown retards to buy it.
>>150230907Needed more fan service nudity
>>150230907I don’t watch anime, let alone wannabe-anime.
>>150230907Because I hate women and minorities and I'm full of toxic masculinity, obviously.
I'm so tired of this shitty bot.
>>150230907> Second season.A good reminder that except for super early cancelations or mini series, all cartoons get at least 2 seasons.The second is usually deep into production when the first starts airing.That's why even Velma got a second season. But Primos and Glitch Techs were canceled projects by the time they first aired.A third season is planned if the first season is a success.
>>150230907Why do so many girlboss shows depend on the male demographic as a market? Where are all the women who support strong independent females like her? It's like hearing women bitch about people not watching the WNBA while also openly admitting they themselves don't watch basketball at all.
>>150230945>playstation 1 >boomerAre millennials boomers now?
>>150234956Except Netflix orders one season & then splits it into 2-3 seasons so they can have the illusion of more content & bail before it's actually a 2nd season & costs go up
>>150234989Because women don’t care about media unless they can self insert as the main character. Being relatable and identifiable doesn’t matter. If it’s not a near exact copy of them they don’t give a shit at best and see the character as a threat as worse, especially if they’re hot.
>>150230972>we took our eccentric badass superhuman archeologist extraordinaire and turned her into a mewling kitten who has no motivation and constantly suffers for your enjoyment. We're so feminist!
>>150230972Most zoomers were in high school/middle school when nu-Lara came out. The people bitching about her were fucking feminists that never actually played the games and knew nothing about her character aside from the fact she had big tits.
>>150231545Hollywood and the faux-Hollywood types in animation/video games keep trying to make Lara Croft into a bigger hit due to the success of the first movie proving that Tomb Raider can do well with a larger audience, but the problem is that the first movie only did well because it had Angelina Jolie as the star and was riding off of the success of the adventure film boom of the late 90s and early 2000s.>>150235572The reboot had the right idea in mind (doing to Tomb Raider what the new James Bond series did to Bond), the problem is that it sucked due to undermining the whole point of the pulp fiction genre it came from, namely that>they origin story'd it (Surf Dracula) so normies could access it >the reboot wasn't originally a full reboot, just set in a different continuity (Lara's Asian bf was actually meant to be her girlfriend, and it was horror-centric) - but stuff got changed>it didn't really tap into anything women would want to see or do, regardless of whether or not they liked Lara as a concept>>150235085If they wanted Lara to be popular with women, then they should do the obvious thing and give Lara some romance, have her raise a kid, center on her friendships, or deal with intense personal drama for the story to revolve around.
>>150235735Why does Lara's tits upset so many people?
>>150235910impossible beauty standards (for troons and women with small tits)
>>150235031Always were
>>150237545Stfu tranny
>>150230945Good shit, her contemporaries have always been sexier than her, anyways. The West's short ass list of hot video game women has only ever included girls from the 00s and (extremely early) 2010s
Waiting for see more of Lara's massive feet
>>150240079Fag
>>150230945>>150230972>calling PS1 a boomer game platformDipshits
>>150235853>Romance>Raising a kid>Her friendships>Personal drama Nigga that's why they keep fucking her up and why nobody likes these reboots.Lara Croft is a rich bitch that gives no shits about anything other than chasing an adrenaline high. She lives in a mansion with a giant aquarium and a butler where she kickboxes alone or drives ATVs through a hedge maze. Don't try to make her deeper than "I wish I could've saved my father :(", make her insane because she doesn't work as "relatable". She's a fantasy.
>>150240573why is she flat
>>150230907>make one season>finish first half and release it>start working on second half immediately>call it a second season>cancel it because the first half already bombedVelma all over again.
>>150230907There was a Tomb Raider Show?
>>150235910You ever heard of the Batman study?
>>150243273No not really this is just more Netflix gay slop. The only thing tomb raider about it is its name.
>>150231275That bothered me during the first remake game. The non-gameplay moments were all "I'm so scared, how will I ever be able to save my friends?" while the gameplay was her ziplining a thousand feet down a mountain amid a hail of gunfire to kick a dude off a cliff before cleaving his partner's face in with an axe then using a molotov she pulled off his corpse to burn a room full of people alive while screaming she's going to kill everyone who gets in her way.>>150235853>>150243187She needs a recurring villain who is a suave, hot bastard that is also her boyfriend even if she'll never admit it.
>>150231545Lara is a relic of the 90s when sexy capable women were good,and so she must be destroyed. Now, they must be not-hetero, masculine, and make pointed commentary about archaeology being colonial.
