Baby shows back then used to be about teaching kids, now they're about keeping them quiet as they watch bright overstimulating colors that fuck up their attention span.
Literally?
>toddler cartoons are designed to make you retarded>Kid-Teen cartoons are educational and boringWhat the hell is the world coming to?
>>150234970cg was a mistake
>>150234977Many studies say that Cocomelon with it's bright colors, fast-paced music, and constant changing of shots is destructive to childrens health and causes them to get addicted to it.I have an aunt who has a son that she kept showing Cocomelon cause she said "he likes the show" but then the baby had issues like not knowing how to walk yet and crying when it's turned off, all those problems were solved when she stopped showing him Cocomelon.
>>150235469I feel so bad for the kids but I take sick pleasure at parents having to deal with their misbehaving kids/teens/adults later in life. Reap what you sow, mofo.
>>150235007>>Kid-Teen cartoons are educational and boringCould have sworn there are older educational cartoons that aren't boring. Not sure how it is now.
>>150235048The 90's was where television animation peaked, cel animation was what prevented us from getting low-effort shit like Cocomelon slop and Family Guy ripoffs. Ever since CG and rigged animation was discovered people found out ways to make cartoons in very cheap ways, causing people who shouldn't be making cartoons to make cartoons.
>>150234970At least it isn't fucking beanmouth!!!!
>>150235737It's worse than beanmouth, beanmouth causes people to have shit taste, this style cause people to be literal retards
I blame Baby Shark.
>>150234970As long as the teacher Ms Applebottom stay a hottie
Children should not be exposed to electronic screens in any form before 16If it's a good enough maxim for the elites, you should get a clue
>>150235826Baby Shark literally got a beanmouth show on Nick Jr. and they had Cardi B guest star in an episode, we've reached peak slop.
>>150235869The Cocomelon characters look like plastic dolls anon.
>>150235007Oversanitized corporate slop
>>150237270It's just supposed to be the other way round. Toddlers are supposed to watch cartoons about learning spanish and math and shit, and then they're supposed to immediately graduate to TV-PG surreal black comedy
>>150236148Fag
>>150234970Dora is hot[/spoiler cute though.
>>150234970ITT grown manchildren with no actual kids worried about what other people's kids watch
>>150234970This crap looks like some polished up version of some 2000s cg tot porn they made into a show.Uncanny all around.
>>150238379Imagine not worrying about a generation thats gonna rule the world one day, Cocomelons videos are getting billions of views a good percentage of the population is fucked
chip chilla went for the bluey route and people still hated it
>>150238476People hate it cause people hate DailyWire+ in general anon.
Even Barney fell victim to the virus
>>150238347Imagine watching literal toddlertrash to fap to the Cocomelon-styled kids in it, faggot
>>150238200Execs want kids to be as pure as possible, most Y7 shows barely even include innuendos anymore
>>150234970I'm still pissed they turned Ariel black
>>150239254At least it backfired so hard that they went back to make white ariel merch
its overstimulating to such young childs, it dont need all these colors, we need more low stimulating videos.
>>150235007>Kid-Teen cartoons are educationalSince when? I can't think of single non-PBS cartoon currently running that's designed to be insightful in some way.
>>150241800They teach you how to manage panic attacks not math
Since Trump's defunding PBS Kids preschoolers will have no choice but to watch Cocomelon slop, we're fucked
>>150234970How should preschool cartoons look?
>>150243152Just do what PBS kids has been doing for years, bright colors aren't bad when they aren't overstimulating. Well-thought out preschool cartoons are structured in certain ways with pacing and stuff to properly develop a good attention span for children.
>>150235469>Many studies say that Cocomelon with it's bright colors, fast-paced music, and constant changing of shots is destructive to childrens health and causes them to get addicted to it.I get the context of what you're saying, but when you put it like this I really have to wonder if this is why /co/ media - particularly the animation side - as well as things like Sonic manage to attract very low-functioning autists with what is readily obvious consistency
My sister is legit mentally retarded. She's an adult, but her mind is permanently stuck somewhere between 1 and 5 years old. She watches Peppa Pig and Cocomelon like how >we would watch the Sons Of Anarchy or something. Modern media for little kids is so bad, it's not even funny. It's all toyetic designs and grown women larping as children with high pitched voices.
