So true
>>150235602Don't you love living in a world where literally everything you do is performativeWhere you're not allowed to be a person anymoreWhere you just exist to be an extension of an ideologyat all timeswithout restwithout stopforever : )
I want a millennial invader Zim emo gf
>>150236483>invader Zim gfAll women who love Invader Zim are whores statistically speaking
>>150235881If only there was a cartoon that wasn't afraid to mock everybody. One that didn't hold back like modern Family Guy or South Park.
>>150236509that's even better.
>>150236510i binged this whole show as an act of self harm when i was in a dark place it worked out great for me and im doing better now
I fully agree with the OP image but I'm willing to bet if I met whoever made it, I would think of them as a massive loser. I'm not sure what that says about myself.
>>150236611It means you're mentally sound.
>>150236483So fat Hispanic chick?
>>150236710No one who posts here is mentally sound
>>150236611It means you can't take a joke
>>150235602Chirk Qungus
>>150236751Some of us at least don't have glaring issues.
>>150235602I wonder what it's like to have a quirk chungus girlfriend. She acts weird and ropes you into wacky adventures. Then you fuck her brains out and it's the only time she's calm.
>>150236751I'm mentally sound. Despite that, some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters! atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that SUCK BLOOD-
>>150235602Real quirk chungus divorced man-child to be a rainbow flag waving lesbian.
>>150235602>missed out on being a whoreWhy is this bad?
>>150237390What actually happens is that Manchild can't control his autogynephilia anymore and troons out, so Quirk Chungus announces she's a lesbian now then slowly dies inside as the latent narcissist within Lilith-formerly Manchild-arises.
>missed out on being a whoreWhy is this a bad thing?
>>150235881Yes. As an aspie, I gave up all hope of being a person long ago. >>150236983Easy there, Bela. Don't you have a rubber octopus to wrestle?
>>150237452No there is a real terminally online woman that drawing is based off and she up and left her husband after announcing she is gay. She used to make them do performance reviews like the relationship was a cooperate job.
>>150237509I didn't know that backstory.
>>150235881Performative people have always existed, the difference is that in the past ten years it's gotten out of control as the economy grows worse, the birth rate declines, and as communities become and more atomized - even within their own homes.>>150237469>>150237429It's a "bad thing" because the Quirk Chungus type of woman failed to get out of her home and climb the social ladder through meeting and fucking all sorts of men who have more power than she does (while not having to worry about pregnancy thanks to birth control). These types either divorce their husbands and start dating women, or cuck their husbands behind their backs. They only got married to the manchild because the Quirk Chungus was too scared to be alone rather than find someone who genuinely loved her.>>150236901I know guys who have Quirk Chungus wives, they're all miserable - not neccesarily because their wives are obnoxious or emotionally immature (the average woman is regardless of background), but because their wives dwell on how childish they are rather than pretend to be mature or make the effort to be mature. They're both children, the difference is that the husband is hollowed out while the wife is either lying to herself or huffing copium.
>>150235881It's great isn't it
>>150235881If people didn't want to be accused of being performative then maybe they should stop being so fucking needy and plain desperate for emotional connection with other human beings.
>>150238279>just stop having a basic hard-coded human need goys, it'll be fine>I mean guys
>>150235602What's so "true" about it?Can you name at least 9 comics released since ~2010 with such premise?
>>150235602Wait a second...
>>150239078
>>150235602Literally scott pilgrim on the right
>>150235602this comic is outdated, now the woman would be obese and the man norwood 3and yes, in their 20s
>>150235602what's going to be the zoomer equivalent of this post in like 5 years?
>>150240183Combination of >>150239882 and >>150237452.
>>150240183Quirky Chungus but cuter and probably a lesbian. Woman Child and probably also a lesbian. Child Replacement is small horny male something that can talk and never gets any because he's surrounded by lesbians. Romance never happens for any of the characters despite how horny they all act.
>>150240183The guy's wearing glasses and has a broccoli haircut and a gauge earring and uses Snapchat, and the other guy has a hawaiian shirt and a mustache and a mullet and he's holding a tiny microphone
>>150240337>but cuter
>>150239078We're through the looking glass.
>>150240720She's bubbly, she's dumb, she's generically cute! She's New Quirky Chungus! And probably a lesbian.
>>150235881No because I actually live my life the way I want to because I was always a social outcast to begin with so I have nothing to lose it's great
>>150241296this, stop living for other people >but what if they-who cares
>>150236510Why does this art look considerably better than the actual show? There's just something livelier about it, I don't know.
You guys are being too Harsh. Be nicer to Millenial Cringeladieshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/jj0fimmhWn8
>>150235881>He says on a website that's performative even under the pretenses of anonymity because they've become that disingenuous >>150242246More dynamic angles, lighting, and shadow whereas the rest is twice inbred Family Guy ripoff.
At least those types have each other and seem happy. God, all people online do now is bitch about people being "cringe." Everybody having cameras has warped our minds. A childless couple into corny humor and Star Wars isn't the worst thing in the world, you bitter fucks.
>>150242820These people look happy in the outside but are miserable pits of despair on the inside.
name ten
>>150242854Says you, you don't actually know them. Certainly not all of them. That's another trend I hate, making up your own BS psychoanalysis and then getting mad about it. >>150237718That goes for you too.
>>150235881I have a really ignorant question here and pardon me for being dumb:In this particular context, what does "performative" mean? And I'm not being facetious or baiting, I'm just curious.
>>150235602You know I'm surprised there isn't a cartoon about a loser and his girlfailure GF both getting bullied by a successful jock executive dude and his rich bitch cheerleader wife.
>>150235602Wow, they look based.Better not be a fat incel addicted to streamers, instead.
>>150242931The oblongs is a bit like that
>>150236611This. Imagine getting so mad you lose against the memes on your head.
>>150235602Quirk chungus bothers me the most because there is nothing sadder than someone in their 30s still trying to do the lol so random XD thing.
>>150242903I don't need to know a person to understand them
>>150235602>dogs are doggos others are puppersive never understood this
>>150242980Yeah, you do actually
>>150242820Neither of these people are happy. They "settled" for each other, but both long for a relationship that's above their social means. Their income is almost certainly poor, with the manchild likely unemployed and the cringelady working some statusless service job. Their politics are their religion, whatever those politics may be. And they use entertainment and social media to fill in their empty futureless lives until eventually they become physically ill and medical bills eat up what savings they have, if any.Neither of them will ever be happy, but that's the best most people can manage nowadays.
>>150243156That's a great story you've told yourself
>>150243156But unlike you they get to have sex so at any rate doing better than some whiny faggot pretending to be some kind of sociologist.
>>150236901Don't. This is one of those kinds of people that sound fine on paper, but are terrible in reality. For example, I used to be friends with a guy that was the embodiment of an imageboard user, but in the worst way possible. Although he was genuinely intelligent, he would derail or troll a conversation 80% of the time. His biggest problem was that he would try to constantly get a rise out of people and would be a contrarian, no matter how bad the position was. If you were in a group call with him, he would try to invite people that had beef with each other. You could go to him with serious stuff, and he would mess with you. It got so bad that the last time I heard anything about him, he ended up burning bridges with a ton of people.At my old job, there was a woman that was the "quirky chungus" type. Sure, she liked nerd stuff like tabletop, but she was fat, a bit of a left wing politisperg, obnoxious, and a hypocrite. She teased a man for hitting on her when she was 7 years older than him, but the man she married was about 10 years older than her.
>>150243261>But unlike you they get to have sexDoes he know
>>150236901What you're describe is a manic pixie dream girl and the female gender has spent a good part of the past decade erasing that from the world forever.
>>150242903They're exaggerating but having met these kinds of "quirky girls" before?Not gonna play psychoanalyst for the reasons behind it all but a good number I've met are very.. people pleasing? You can always tell there's a sort of validation issue with a lot of them. They'll basically come in with the 'quirky chungus' attitude but quickly download the attitude of the room around them.If you put one in a room with guys with edgy sense of humor, she'll go with that.PC types? She's ready to be woke.It's almost uncanny, but they have very little identity of their own outside of trying to be the most bubbly personality in the room at any given time.
>>150243440>They're exaggerating but having met these kinds of "quirky girls" before?More than you can imagine, I was in band in school.
>>150236483boy I had my pick back in the day. that was nicemonsterjak.png
>>150243473Misread your post as "but have you", but that's okay
>>150239078Bros...Every masterpiece has its cheap copy...
>>150236509you say this like it's a bad thing
>>150242554That chick (the narrator) grosses me out, she's tryhard as hell>Look at what waaacky cringe I found!>Isn't the internet so ironic lol
>>150243473>>150243531It's cool, anon. I don't really know where the "missed out on being a whore" part came from but " forced quirky girl whose terrified of being alone" has been a thing since the 2000s at least
>>150243440They're usually animators or wannabe animators that are just so whimsical. Also giant sluts
Is anyone in the world actually happy?
>>150243659Yeah you're right, the idea has been around for a while. I remember it more being people talking about the "forced quirky" part though without "terrified of being alone." Pretty sure that part was emphasized later.
>>150243814That part might have picked up as other women started conflating it as "pick me girl" behavior but it was always there at least in the form of "afraid of being like every other girl"
>>150243749The only people who are always happy are those fortunate enough to be born into a healthy home where they are loved and supported while neither being too ignorant or too informed of the evils of the world around them.
>>150243749Very few. Hell even our overlords are miserable
>>150243153Not really. Most people show exactly who they are by how they dress, speak, eat, carry themselves, and how kind they are to themselves and others. The irony about not judging a book by its cover is that covers exist for a reason.Look at Man Child. His mouth is wide open, showing he's a literal mouthbreather. He wears glasses that are far too big for his face and make him look unappealing. His facial hair isn't tidy. His clothes are all picked for convenience. He looks like a mindless and disconnected person, a slothful man.
>>150243749Those who can afford to sort themselves out.
>>150235602i would take a quirk chungus wife over dying a virgin but even the bottom of the barrel women don't want me. owari da.
>>150244261>The irony about not judging a book by its cover is that covers exist for a reason.You can make some assumptions and potentially have an elevated chance of guessing correctly about certain things, but you can't know much for sure without actually knowing a person. "Not judging a book by its cover" also exists for a reason, covers are often deceiving. Even in the cases where someone mostly conforms to a stereotype, there's a lot of nuance to their character that and variation between them and other people of their "type."Oversimplifying the world helps some people feel comfortable, but by definition doing that is not looking at the full picture.
>>150244586>but by definition doing that is not looking at the full picture.You're looking at the only parts of the picture that matter.
>bunch of losers calling each other the bigger loser
>>150244261>His clothes are all picked for convenience.This is actually a sign of geniuses with their priorities in order.>>150244665That's bullspit dude. Without the full picture you can easily misinterpret those parts. As seen with the shirt example. Is he choosing the same shirt because he's a lazy mindless slob? Or is he choosing the same shirt because he's driven by other things and the convenience helps with that?
>>150244692
>>150244791no u
>>150244804u mad
Why is this type of couple so common nowadays?>Skinnyfat guy with a beard and a fat chick
>>150244852>fat and fatHave you seen obesity statistics?
>>150244852Same reason why the freshman 15 exists, why guys who get out of the military bloat up, and why beer guts are a thing. Metabolism slows with age and people underestimate just how many calories one burns through physical activity at a job or consumes outside of meals.
>>150244831>trollface.jaypeggs
>>150244986problem, officer?
>>150244961Overestimates you mean.
>>150245000how, high are you officer.
>>150235881I just don't interact with journalism at all
>>150245027
>>150235881about 25000 years ago your ancestor was fighting tigers for foodtoday you complain about being mocked for being a faggotit would not be a stretch to believe he would kill himself of he ever met you
>>150245064You'd give him doritos and he'd worship you
>>150245060hey dude check out my pineapple pin on my rainbow coloured battlejacket
>>150245098looks sick
>>150235881To this day every accusation is still an admission with you fuckers.
>>150243749More than you'd believe. There have been people happy people since before the dawn of civilization, and there will be happy people longer after you and I are put in the ground.It's a choice, no matter how hard people want to deny it. It comes easier to some than others, but nobody else can make it for you.
>>150245204Haha yeah that's crazy *fires you*
>>150245231Yeah anon here makes a good point. Happiness is largely a personal choice and even in a bad situation you can remain fairly upbeat through it. But goddamn, life can throw you curveballs that make it much harder to stay happy. Still, trying to keep a positive attitude during those times is better than giving into despair.
>>150245328Extremely true fellow redditor *gives you cancer*
>>150245356Keeping a positive attitude when you're diagnosed with cancer gives you better odds of recovery. Or at the very least, it makes your last days more enjoyable.
>>150243652Anywho here's half an hour of me talking about very specific fetish art.Lol she actually thinks Zone is a girl still
>>150245231>>150245356>happiness isn’t possible because shitty things can happen to youYou sound like a Reddit atheist arguing with his first christian
Would you be ok with a quirk chungus gf?
>>150245789Depends if she's actually cute and if she has some legit cute personality traits ontop of the quirk chungus.
>>150245909>be ok with a quirk chungus gf?>"yeah only if shes not a quirk chungus gf"wow what a great post.
>>150245789No, I want to live in a dark cave in the forest away from people
>>150246193Me too brah. Having a gf sounds cool in my head but I don’t actually want to deal with other people’s needs. If I could have a gf I could be with when needed and turn her off when I don’t then I’d be happy.
>>150235881>Where you're not allowed to be a person anymoreWhat are you talking about? You just romanticize a past you never lived. People were just defined by their work.
>>150245962I'm just saying I've been around girls who fit the Quirk Chungus stereotype but also do some other cute shit sometimes.
>>150235602Always bothered me that this image would be a slam dunk if it wasn't for incel rage vitriol in the last quirk chungus line
>>150245590This thread helped me figure out why she's gross. She's a flabby quirk chungus that thinks she's above other chunguses. These are the worst kinds of quirky girls, she looks like she has a panel about bad fanfiction at a Midwest anime convention and probably smells like rancid milk
>>150247712Her video and the comments make her seem like she's pretty sympathetic with Quirk Chungus, though she seems weirdly defensive about being called one and being written off because her silly hats. Like Bro, you talk about inflation porn on Youtube, it ain't that deep.
>>150244859Yeah but the rest of the guys' bodies are skinny while the chicks are fat all around
>>150247984Eh, I guess that's just guys dating down. Also women are more likely than men to have severe obesity.
>>150248013I'd date a fat chick but that's just because I have a fetish
>>150248084Based Architect Anon
>>150243749Some are, you'll meet them and they'll be chill and polite towards you and you'll immediately want to kill yourself the more you know about them because they go through life with relative ease and talk about doing shit people dream about in a really casual and matter-of-fact way then you realize after them telling you about their home life that they won the lottery in terms of a good family structure and childhood and it never ever dawns on them that they should shut the fuck up about it but you don't want to tell them to fuck off because you know you'll come off as a asshole and you know that they're legitimately just normal people but their existence and humble-bragging makes you want to ghost them... And you do.
>>150248013I thought it was the other way around. Women are more likely to be fat but of individuals that become obese there's more men. Though I saw that figure years ago.
>>150249012I think my understanding is women are more likely to be "severely" obese, but men and women are roughly equal in obesity.https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db508.pdf
>>150245012No, underestimate. Even if you're just slowly walking for a total of two or three hours a day that can add up to a few hundred calories burned per week. Likewise most people underestimate just how many calories they consume through beverages and snacking.
>>150249727I think what's hard for people to internalize is how much of a difference a hundred calories here and there makes over time. It's real easy to grab a handful of snacks and think it's not much, or slack off on going for walks. But that's often the difference between a person maintaining a healthy weight and a person slowly packing on pounds.
>>150249786Yeah, I was out of work for 5 months this year and put on 10 pounds because I went from being on my feet, moving for 10 hours a day, to puttering around the house and doing yard work. Sad thing is I actually was eating better jobless than I was when I was working.
>>150236510I unironically like this show. It does what south park or family guy wishes it could do but does not have the stretchy grandpa testicles to actually pull it off. It is the underpants gnome segment from the south park game but turned up to 11 and instead of 1 scene it is every episode.
>>150243156perfect analysisi know people like this irl, with the guy forced to participate in the "silly" videos she makes (she copies off the internet)they're the most unhappy couple i've ever met, she has quit all aspirations and mass consumes tv shows, he seems to have developed some sort of retardation and i mean that literally, he takes ages to answer in conversations now. they don't have sex, they recently adopted a second cat named after a famous videogame neither of them have played (zelda), they don't plan to have children but they're getting married.hell on earth.
>>150242035>No you don't understand, I have to do what my doctor->Who cares, stop living for other people.
>>150243749Some people just naturally are.
>>150235602I still don't know what "missed out on being a whore" is supposed to mean
>>150239078How I'm not realised this before? This is brilliant!
>>150250701Reminds me how Hitler solely painted lovely scenery.
Netflix show created by a Gen X/Millennial, with the Bojack Horseman/Steven Universe art style in 30fps animation.A black character named "Jake" or "Dave" who wears a beanie and whose "blackness" is "incidental".Usage of "retro" neon lighting and synth music.A parody villain named "Ronald Grump". Protagonists who say "fucking fucker fuck".The creator guest starred on Chapo Trap House and tweets in lowercase ("moreover, ICE must be destroyed").
How do I get quirk chungus gf?
>>150236483I hope Loki IRL flops, Pan.
>>150251417The painter? Ive heard of him. His painting are alright. His backgrounds can be kinda bloby and his color choices are often not throught through well. Feels like someone who learned watching Bob Ross videos. Not bad necessarily just lacks uniqueness. Like if you need a picture of a castle for cheap this guy can hook you up. Some of his stuff is definitely better though. His Opera house painting is lovely.
>>150235602>>150251705i find it fascinating people here make fun of weebs and otakus as if western society hasn't becoming even more fucking embarrassing on its own termsthen again, somethingawful and tumblr always overlapped so...
>>150251417His paintings are always in that uncanny inbetween of "miles more skilled than a layman" and "very clearly not mastered or prefected fundamentals"
>>150251746>perfected*
>>150235602Literally Lucahjin and ProtonJon before he trooned out
>>150251746It's called talented but rejected from art school jackass.
>>150242917Doing something not for yourself but for others. Not because you want to, but because it's expected and behavior to the contrary will get punished. Picture a closeted anon having to pretend to like girls otherwise their parents will disown them for being a fag.
>>150235881I just reject it. I'm a cool dude, sometimes I fail at things, we're here to have a blast. Of course I'm a chad-lite at least in personality so for the literal autists on here I do get life being a lot.
>>150245789As long as she doesn't put down "sarcastic" in a dating profile description.
>>150236510This seriously doesnt hold back ? Cause that artstyle just screams "safe humor" like a lot of other adult animated shows.
>>150236510Now if only it were funny.
>>150252011Probably rejected for having absolutely rancid vibes
>>150235602swap the star wars faggotry with 40k and it's pretty much me, my wife and our cat, except we do want a kid later.>missed out on being a whoreNot a bad thing at all
>>150252354You've never been to an art school, it's nothing but rancid people, even back then, he was rejected because he was viewed as too mid level and too architectural.
>>150250403....aren't you just proving my point? why do YOU care about what another person is saying? why are you suddenly going to stop following what your doctor says just because another person tells you not to?if your doctor says you should do something to benefit your own health, and someone else tells you that you should stop living for other people, you should be able to recognize that listening to your doctor is for your own benefit and not just "living for other people", so you should still follow it because you're doing it for your own benefit. "stop living for other people" means live for YOURSELF, not stop living at all or stop listening to what other people say
>>150249452Damn, women need to stop eating so much shit
>>150253106Yeah when I looked it up I was expecting it to be higher but wasn't expecting young women to be 2x as severely obese. Way bigger difference than I thought.
>>150251741I don't understand what makes you talk like retards existing negates other brands of retardry. We can, and do, make fun of all of them, and we have fun doing it all don't we?
>>150235602tfw no silly weird white woman girlfriend who probably fucks like a tiger behind closed doors
>>150253546>fucks like a tigerbased
>>150236510Now imagine if it wasn't shit
>>150235881Speak for yourself
>>150242820The Manchildren and his Girlfriend has a annual income of $200,000 USD typically found in high-paying fields like medicine, finance. Enough money for support that lifestyle
My wife and I are basically "Wolf Girl" and "Internet Edgelord" who try to larp as adults in our mid 30s. I can really relate to this comic sadly. We've rubbed off on each other too creating two incredibly odd human beings.
>>150250701There is something ironic about using that image for Miyazaki considering that in reality that ivy would be destroying that house and it just seems so fitting.
>>150253985If you're happy, bro....is she like atleast the cool autistic where she knows a lot of interesting things?
This comic must have been made by the chungus' spiteful sibling who hates her and her husband. Are any of your siblings like this?
>>150251808I never liked Lucahjin because I always got the impression she was cheating with guides whenever she played. She never seemed to make mistakes, always picked the right answers without elaborating -- even on genuinely retarded questions (like that gravy-in-the-swimsuit one).It’s kinda a shame her recent videos struggle to break 10k views. She should’ve played all the Ace Attorney games much sooner.
>>150254019No we're the kind of autistic that watches about 8 hours worth of Naruto every day...the bad kind.
>>150235602Right is literally me
>>150254427D...do you retain the Naruto?
>>150254073Were you in the comment section too? I find it funny that they think it's a femcel instead of an incel that just hates other women and wants to cut down all relationships.
>>150254639Yes we are Naruto scholars
>>150245789As long as she isn't super leftist and not queer
>>150245789i don't think any woman is capable of putting up with my selfishness and laziness. i'm not attractive, rich, or hung. better for everyone if i just never date. i really do believe some personality types are better off alone male and female. i'm not going to be pressured into a relationship ever because it's what society expects. my brain wasn't wired to be comfortable being close to people or being vulnerable.
>>150244732This fucker has been raiding my closet.
>>150235602/v/ is regurgitating a /co/ thread again>>>/v/720047275>>>/v/720047275>>>/v/720047275
>>150243300People that don't know how to turn the trolling off are the actual fucking worst in real life.
>>150248265It's not even necessary to come from a good home or social situation. I have severe brain problems. I came from a terrible home and endured terrible shit, but once I got away from that everything was so much better and continues to be better. And, yeah, I've done a tone of cool shit that most people never get to do. I've learned to put a lid on the humble brag though.
>>150255162this image has been posted a bunch on tons of boards by his point.
>>150255246/v/ has been occasionally reusing /co/ threads for quite a while now. The fact that /v/'s thread is a cropped version of OP's image is no coincidence. As popular the image is.
>>150235881>Don't you love living in a world where literally everything you do is performativeNo, it gets worse every fucking year, and people are seemingly more and more okay with it every single day.There's nothing I hate more, and I'm consistently told "man he's just playing a bit" "oh he's jut doing it for his career" "well it's okay since it all works out" "who cares, man?"Me, I fucking care. Everyone is like a fucking meme nowadays. No one has individual thought anymore, just a rough archetype presenting 1 image and 1 idea. Why is it so fucking hard for people to just be them? Even if it's shit I don't like or agree with, I can at least respect if someone is unapologetically themselves, but 90% of people are so used to playing some weird ass fucking character they don't even know who they themselves are.
>>150255287yeah /v/ has been "sfw" /b/ for like close to 15 years at this point. nothing new.
>>150254073I am 100% certain that the artist is a poster on r/redscarepod or one of the farms. Either Null or the one with the femcels.
>>15025530390% of people who post online all the time are like that, but there are actual real people even if they are also online. They just don't post that much. It takes a certain level of self absorption yet self-loathing (I kind of hate the term "Narcissist") to do so.
>>150242820I don't think we need to make up any psychoanalysis for them, the shit we know already says enough.Do you genuinely believe the type of person who downloads a personality of whatever is quirky and popular on the internet, married to a husk of a man who's greatest aspirations in life is just dedicated to the consumption of goods, is somehow actually happy?You don't think you can reasonably read into this behavior ANY further than surface level?
>>150255484>married to a husk of a man who's greatest aspirations in life is just dedicated to the consumption of goods whatever happened to couples lifting each other up and inspiring each other? why do younger generations see dating as a job interview where unless you're the complete package already with tons of experience and skills you don't get the job? this shit is why so many men are just dropping out of the dating scene. mr tall hot dude didn't need to have a bunch of hobbies and goals and skills to get his dick wet. he's the funniest guy in the room and everything he says is gold because he lucked out genetically. why do we pretend people aren't just shallow as fuck and trying to become something you're not and forcing yourself to do a million things to seem more interesting just so you can get used goods is not worth the fucking effort. fucking dystopian hellscape.
>>150237718>cuck their husbands behind their backs.If it's done in secret then it's cheating, not cucking
>>150255303Because if you just "be yourself" you'll be labeled cringe or worse be fodder for some faggot's content
>>150255828>you'll be labeled cringeeveryone is fucking cringe, it comes free with your consciousness. I don't give a fuck about being cringe and frankly, I don't even care about other people being cringe, as long as they're being themselves. I think furries are legitimately less cringe than 90% of people on twitter. Are they fucking weirdos? Sure. But at least they're themselves.
>>150255850a lot of furries are not being their authentic selves and are just desperate for a community and acceptance in a world that is becoming increasingly more hostile and closed off unless you're somebody special. being average and boring might as well be a cardinal sin for millennials and gen z.
>>150255850You're absolutely right but that still leads to my point of being some faggot's "content". Not a lot of people can handle dealing with the unwarranted attention, it's easier to pretend so some faggot at work doesn't decide to fuck with you or some other faggot with a cellphone camera turns you into a meme and ruins your life for likes
>>150254769This. "tfw no gf" isn't something I relate to and I don't really feel worse off for it. I look at the existence of simps and incels who let their desire for women completely consume their lives and cause themselves misery and I just fundamentally don't get it. It makes me wonder how many guys are in unhappy relationships solely because society conditioned them to not want to be a "loser" even though they'd just be far better off mentally and spiritually as bachelors.
>>150235602So wholesome
>>150257187>It makes me wonder how many guys are in unhappy relationships solely because society conditioned themmarriage has been trending downwards for decades because men are realizing there's not many benefits to it. women still largely want to get married, men need to be forced or convinced.
>>150255484>downloads a personality of whatever is quirky and popular on the internet>who's greatest aspirations in life is just dedicated to the consumption of goodsSee, in real life and not strawman comics, those are things you need to know a person more than on a surface level to know. Even the strawman comic doesn't tell you that. It just says the girl repats some corny "quirky" internet humor, has become like her mother, and "missed out" on being a whore. Doesn't even mean her entire personality is that (though as a strawman comic, implies it).Ironically, getting upset about "these types of people" shows you've probably downloaded too much of your own personality and opinions from the internet. >You don't think you can reasonably read into this behavior ANY further than surface level?I never said you can't get ANYTHING out of it. But you're not going to have the full picture and often your idea of them doesn't end up matching reality. At least not fully. You can make some guesses about people based on stereotypes and have some sort of elevated odds of guessing correctly if your stereotypes are actually statistically accurate. But you'll never know the full person for sure, not without knowing them. Right now my assumption about you is that you're a judgmental prick who assumes the worst out of random people because you're a failure in your own life and this is one of the few pleasures you have. You've "downloaded" some radical ideas from the internet. Probably out of shape too, skinnyfat at best. You take pride in not being a "normie" and say "based" offline. How did I do, average 4chan poster? Maybe I got some things right, but you're deeper than that I'd hope.
>>150257355*"normies" and "redditors" (the people in the comic are redditors after all, and you're 4chan)
>missed out on being a whoreCoal
>>150239078That is very funny. Of all the things to model your drawing making fun of millenials off of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oseqh7SMIvo
>>150257187The real fact is that a lot of guys aren't willing to put themselves out there to actually search for someone who would make them happy in a relationship and immediately latch onto "good enough, I guess." And the worst part is that most of them aren't actively unhappy in the relationship, they lack happiness in the relationship. Being actively unhappy motivates people to do something to change the situation, simply lacking happiness is a tolerable cruelty that can be endured for years.
>>150254551Missed out on being a whore is so spot on lol
>>150257866>Being actively unhappy motivates people to do something to change the situationoh boy are you wrong. people just get used to the misery and become numb. unless you're homeless, things could always be worse.
>>150257866>Being actively unhappy motivates people to do something to change the situationIt really doesn't. Look at how many people on /co/ spend hours bitching about political things they can't control or cartoons they don't watch. They make themselves miserable harping on these things, but do they get any better for it? Not one bit. And when things do improve, they'll find a way to complain, another way to make themselves suffer. They have a choice, and they choose to be bitter, impotent dust in the wind.
What's the female equivalent of a soiboy
>>150258433women are mostly a hivemind and don't differ as much as men. even though certain women like to pretend they're not like the other girls performatively they're typically all the same in private. a lot of women just take after the personality and opinions of their bf/husband actually when in relationships.
>>150246320If you don't have a mission in life, a gf needs is what's pushing you to better yourself.
>>150259441>a gf needs is what's pushing you to better yourself.the issue is that's not how it works now. western women are largely independent and self sufficient and have been for literal decades, close to half a century. this creates a situation and dating market where women are looking for a man who's more successful than them in some fashion or one who has high status in some way whether it be looks, sexual prowess, charisma. just being an average joe or a guy looking to better himself is not enough now and hasn't been for a long time. you need to be the whole package and sell yourself to her if you don't have the goods so to speak.basically chad fucks, betabuxx.
>>150257293I feel it's actually backwards. Most men would happy to stay with one women but the risks from a failed marriage more heavily impact men than it does women at least legally. So many men are opting out of playing that game. Women on average start divorce proceedings more than men
>>150245789sure why not
>>150260964>Women on average start divorce proceedings more than mencause the world tells them to never settle and that they're perfect and flawless and deserve the best man possible. while men aren't entitled to anything and can eat shit and die alone if they can't measure up to what a woman deserves since all women are queens.
>>150258574this. it's worth noting that the rare women who actually achieved things in history were mostly male-brained too
>>150236483It can't be that true though.
>>150235881>performativeflavor of the month meme buzzword
>>150235881WTF kind of gay world do you live in? Nobody lives like that lmao.
>>150262980>pog wars shirtmore like pawg wars
>>150257866>put themselves out there to actually search for someone who would make them happy in a relationshipI have searched and there's nothing out there but a desert full of snakes. Any man who finds an oasis would be smart to stay there as long as possible because he's likely to be dead before he stumbles across another one.
>>150266425true.
>>150235881I don't get tired of it because I literally just ignore it. I don't follow any SM trend shit, I only follow a couple artists on xitter and pixiv, and I just do whatever with my life. I decided to just pick up yo-yoing as a hobby since I loved it as a kid. I didn't get that from some trend retarded tiktok edit, I just decided to because I wanted to and because I like it. Trends and thinking about being "preformative" is for teens and retards. Live out your life /co/mrade, you're gonna die one day, so do some good
>>150236510"Mocking everybody" is a performance. It's completely reasonable to have biases and believe some things are right and some things are wrong.
>>150236901I work at a daycare and I have a feeling one of the moms of one of the kids is a quirk chungus>looks kinda homely>socks of naruto characters >very awkward to be around>potterhead she comes in a complains about how immature her husband is (who is a semi professional artists in her words). I really hope I have a wife who's just chill and cute and isn't annoying as fuck
>>150254769>capable of putting up with my selfishness and lazinessThere probably are, but what I realized is that even if you do find a woman who is willing to do that, you won't be happy with her either because you won't respect her for having such low standards. I've tried dating fellow nerds a few times but that kept being a problem, where they werent happy with who they were and ultimately felt like I was settling even though that wasnt how I felt at all. I thought the sun shined out of their asses. but a guy who isnt where he wants to be, you have to just leave alone until he gets there, wherever there is.
>>150236510Doesn't matter the show's intent, the execution is terrible because it's generic. Dumb protagonist messes things up and everyone is a jerk, with the talking animal sidekick
>>150243749I'm incredibly, truly happy, but then again I'm also incredibly lucky. My early life wasn't great, although I do have natural advantages, but somewhere in my 30s I started winning. But none of the luck stops me from being happy, or wishing other people to find happiness too.
>>150257187I don't know, love is a weird thing. Incels and "simps" (hate that word but whatever) twist their love/hatred for women into an obsession, without looking for someone who they actually like being around and can love. I belive those people are still out there
>>150255895>being average and boring might as well be a cardinal sin for millennials and gen z.Is it? I feel like zoom zooms are the most boring and average generation, they hate acting weird in anyway
>>150267050zoomers all want to be ecelebs.
>>150243749Not regularly. Just long stretches of misery and boredom punctuated by brief moments of pleasure, then the sweet release of the grave.
>>150239078holy kek
>>150239078>make a caricature mocking millenials>trace the most millenial shit everthe lack of self awareness is baffling
>>150267069yes but in that generic podcast type of way, or making dumb tiktoks talking about dumb shit
>>150267027>without looking for someone who they actually like being around and can loveThis confuses me to no end. Every time I run into an incel type, they have 0 interest in meeting anyone theyd actually like. The actively fight against it and insist theres no such thing as a person who likes anything that they like (as if anything they like is that rare). I wonder a lot where this mindset comes from.
>>150235881the majority will always be slaves to ideology
>>150235602The person who made this is clearly from here.
>>150267262women typically don't like ugly and awkward manchildren even if they have stuff in common. women still instinctively want a man who can protect and provide, or at the very least want the manchild to be decent to look at and fuck. they don't want mentally ill outcast shut ins that aren't easy on the eyes.
>>150267849Sometimes. Not all the time though. Idk man it depends. Not everyone is the same, and generalizing only hurts yourself, not anyone else.
>>150267986>Not everyone is the samethe vast majority of women do not want men no other women want. every man that isn't already vetted is a gamble and usually not worth the risk.
>>150267849this vexes much more men that youd expect lamao. i actually sympathize a bit with women when they say there aren't quality guys around these days. lots of zoomers genuinely just want a mom they can stick their dick into.
>>150268077i'm not a zoomer but i'm self aware enough to admit i'm not at a place mentally where i'm mature and independent enough to date. i would be a fucking awful boyfriend and i would probably immediately push away anyone who ever tried to get close to me since i'd ultimately end up disappointing them and would make their life significantly worse. i'm a lazy and selfish burdern who deserves to go through life alone, for now at least.
>>150268235burden*
>>150268077>zoomers genuinely just want a mom they can stick their dick intoYes, and?
>>150268454Is QC the new FOTM?
>>150268077This image gives me feelings i can't comprehend.
>>150268542Just jerkoff you homo
>>150236510Are you fucking kidding me? I love Brickleberry as much as most people hate it, but turned off Paradise PD before getting through season one because it's just a sanitized Brickleberry with all the humor replaced with MacFarlane-tier "conservative Christians bad" shit. For fuck's sake, Brickleberry's token nigger is basically the "sheeeeit" meme in animated form, while the one in PPD's main character flaw is that he's...too pacifistic. The main character fucking BREAKS CHARACTER just to ensure the audience knows Drumpf is a heccin rapist. They have an extremely awkward line that's like "I'm as happy as Louis CK in a room with a woman she can't escape from!" (his "victims" literally gave him permission and he let them walk out mid-act ffs) They REPEATEDLY single out Fox News as having (((ulterior motives))). I bet you think The Boys is a masterpiece.
>>150268014I don't even get what this means. No one talks anymore? No one talks and everyone is visual and only looks at what others have. Right? Communication no longer exists, hobbies in shared spaces-nothing. Nothing exists anymore other than looking at each other. And I'm actually supposed to believe that? It sounds like you aggressively give yourself depression on purpose.
>>150268454>>150262980Now draw them double-teaming her
>>150265569What I think he means to say is that people are often just playing or being forcefully fitted into roles or molds. Do this or you are this, if you do x you are y, etc., so people have to constantly perform in order to simulate something they believe is more acceptable in order not to be ostracized by others.It is true, but I guess that's just how things always were and always will be with mankind.
>>150268588>I love BrickleberryI swear to God I have no idea what the appeal of any of these shows are. They all look like Family Guy/early South Park got castrated, and started acting out to compensate. Disenchanted was a lesson learned, for me. If I want to watch a loud, obnoxious cunt scream about how WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY there's a gorillion free youtube shorts I can watch ad-free, money-free, and with the freedom to pause whenever I want using the right browsers.>>150268638Goku, please just kiss your wife...
>>150268623NTA. It's a bit hard to explain, and it even might border on schizo, but women can sense and smell aura dude. They know if you pull bitches or not by just glancing at your mannerisms from afar. It's like some sixth sense shit, dude.It's why it is sadly not uncommon to hear guys saying how they get approached more after marriage. It basically signals to women that he could be a goated catch.Think of it as a CV. No experience, no job.
>>150268588>>150268720I remember visiting a friend on mine years ago, and he wanted to watch something on Netflix, and he put on Big mouth. I asked him, genuinely, why he liked a show so ugly and dumb and he said it was "comfy" and let him relax after a long day. I just think some people are wired differently to just enjoy slop.>Disenchantedman that show was shit, it's honestly bizzare how something that bad was made
>>150243749there are a lot of them anon, but they dont brag about it and just enjoy life>>150250701Miyazaki see a better World than our in his work, while Junji see how our World is better and can be better than his work
>>150268909>aura>pull>goated >CSM pic
>>150268909But that's reality 100% of the time. Not even 50% of the time, just go talk to someone if you want their attention. "They only want you if they know you get others" Then how does that explain people who met through niche hobbies or online gaming where all they really knew was they ran into someone who liked what they liked? My own parents met through questing together in an MMO, so I just think that's all a load of bullshit. Its excuses to cope with feeling rejected by people who never even tried to begin with. Rationalizing reasons why they never tried because "they can sense I dont get anyone else". Self doubt and self pity, comforting for actual self-inflicted wounds.Acting like the world is against me and everything is rigged from the start would leave me a sad miserable person and that isnt inspiring or cool, so no thanks.
>>150269257That's *not reality, sorry it disappeared somehow.
>>150269257Which MMO? That makes me feel old, considering WoW came out in 2004 and I never really heard about people starting relationships in MMOs much before that. I assume you're like 21 at the oldest, but maybe they met in Everquest or Asheron's Call or something.
>>150243749Sure, but the squeaky wheel gets the grease and the modern internet is built for amplifying negative emotions. You can find happy people, but you're probably not going to find them on the internet these days, or at least not in the usual places. People who are happy don't post about it on social media as often as the people who use social media as an outlet to complain or vent about their life. Someone who is well adjusted enough to not get angry at someone else being wrong on the internet isn't going to get into stupid arguments on twitter and publicly crash out over some dumb shit on tictok. A person with a confident and solid self-image isn't going to bother performing as much for random strangers online when they could be going out doing shit they actually like with people who's company they enjoy.Happiness isn't performative. It's not broadcast in the same way that we broadcast emotional outlets or validation seeking behavior, so of course it doesn't show up on our social media the same way. If you're looking for happiness there, either your own or someone else's, you're not going to find it. It's not something that can be bestowed upon you by someone else, not in any way that's healthy or sustainable. It's got to start from the inside.
>>150269373WoW. I know couples that met in mabinogi whenever that was. WoW and FFXIV are the more common ones today>>150269575Said it way better than I ever could. There are happy people everywhere but if you spend too much time online you tend to only meet other people who spend too much time online, and those people arent usually happy. That doesnt mean that everyone is miserable though and doesnt reflect much thats going on in the real world. Add on top that how people love ragebaiting and spreading negative narratives for clicks and views, to get people addicted to their negative fear induced bias-confirming-content with further isolates them. You have to spend less time hypnotized by the stuff you see in your screen thats intentionally fed to you to get you hooked on their misery. Go live in the real world.
>>150269681Yeah I got together with my gf through FFXIV actually, that's one reason I was interested
>>150235602Bros, I'm honestly afraid I'll end up as the man child and settle down with someone I don't love just so I'm not alone
>>150252403>he was viewed as too mid level and too architectural.And even in that field he sucked
>>150243630kys cuck
>>150235602>Is okay with his own existence Isn't this like what we all should strive for? Say what you will about the chungus, but there's peace in the other one.
>>150269850I'm pretty sure being with someone you don't love who doesn't respect or understand you would be worse than being alone. Think about it, all the responsibilities and stress of being in a relationship without any of the actual benefits that make you feel not alone. It'd be like having to put in all the work to grow a garden without getting to see any of it bloom.I mean best case scenario you're putting in a whole lot of time and energy and all you're getting out of it is basically just some sex and lukewarm cuddling afterward. Honestly rather of getting yourself into a shitty relationship it'd probably be genuinely better for you to just buy a prostitute, it'd be just as transactional a relationship and potentially way less toxic, not to mention cheaper in terms of time and money.Having to play a shitty game is usually worse than playing no game at all.
>>150243749I’m actually pretty happy most days when I get my work done. I don’t have a gf but I honesty just feel good about myself
>>150243749Yes because every day is a beautiful day to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2g6L03FNPQ&ab_channel=Lizardo
How do I, as a female, stop being a quirk chungus? I don’t feel like I am particularly, but I want to avoid it if possible.
>>150270504Stop posting on 4chan for one. It is a worthless time sink that will warp your mind into a quirk chungus, but even worse. A quirk chungus that thinks she's a superior breed to redditor quirk chunguses. This site has nothing of value to offer you or anyone else. Too bad we're here forever.
>>150270546Okay so as a woman, I should not be on 4chan because it will warp my mind into thinking I’m a superior breed. Noted.Now going even further, how do I become the ideal woman so to speak? Obviously I want to be as anti-UNfuckable as possible but I have to strike that middle ground of not being a whore. Do you have any tips?
>>150270504They're remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford. You can't do that!
>>150270569>Okay so as a woman, I should not be on 4chan because it will warp my mind into thinking I’m a superior breed. Noted.You should not be on 4chan as a man or a woman. It will warp you mind into mush but make you think that mush is a superior form of mush.>Now going even further, how do I become the ideal woman so to speak?Eat more.>Do you have any tips?Peanut butter.
>>150270569go full trad wife.
>>150270585Can a quirk chungus truly be loved? Or is it a fate worse than Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford?
>>150270599My man
>>150270599I’m already fat, this has never in my life been a good thing but I trust your judgement.
>>150270601Can I, ask a trad wife still be fat, autistic and watch cartoons/read comics? There’s certain non-negotiables I have to work with.
I think the real reason men don’t like me is that irl men don’t like comics/cartoon. I’ve always noticed it to be a much more girl-dominated interest. I suspect most of this board is actually girls
>>150270702Some girls drag their boyfriends here and make them post on 4chan just so they can have a 4channer dude as their boyfriend. It's gross.
>>150270716Can we trade realities?
>>150270716Girls only want 4channer boyfriends these days. You see the 4chan OCs they make, right?
>>150270569yeah. post your tits before you inquiry for help here. otherwise fuck off pls.
>>150267108I'm gonna give this movie a watch, thank you for reminding me it was on my list anon :)
>>150235881you're a cunt
>>150268588Did you ever watch the Brickleberry/Paradise PD crossover? That was alright, if only because it was nice to see the old gang again for half an hour one last time.
>>150267128>>trace the most millenial shit everNot even close to being the "most" millennial
>>150243749You have to live by values that feel right to you. Consider that if everything feels meaningless, you're in a position to establish whatever meaning makes you feel whole. It's about learning to deal with the ebs and flows. Happiness can't really exist without sadness, if you allow yourself to feel all emotions as they are-- not applying any one perception to them, you're not only opening yourself up to a greater spectrum of being, but taking a load off your shoulders as well.
>>150237509>She used to make them do performance reviews like the relationship was a cooperate job.I have a mom who frequently tries to convince me I'm autistic and even I find that unimaginably abusive.
>>150235602You forgot>Manchild Nintendo party games, plays them alone.
>>150245789Listen. I have exactly three conditions for a relationship. Look okayBe niceDon't have or want children If you bring anything more to the table, and if it's just a couple of shared interests, you're already overqualified. So, sure, why not.
>>150270504If you have enough self awareness to not want to be one you're already doing fine. Don't worry about it.
>>150235602what the fuck kind of meme nonsense is this?
>>150237718>the birth rate declinesstop spreading this myth
>>150242917It means that the poster you're quoting spends too much time on reddit.
>>150271078>Be nicenote: many women fail this simple task
>>150239078OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>150254551this is what hell would be like
>>150254769>>150266756what a point of life anyway
>>150242554i love her
>>150242917Literally "performing" (as in, acting) instead of doing what you actually want to do. ie, 99% of social interaction in Anno Domini 2025.
>>150262980Hi FF
>>150265569>Each person is like an actor who wants to run the whole show; is forever trying to arrange the lights, the ballet, the scenery and the rest of the players in his own way. If his arrangements would only stay put, if only people would do as he wished, the show would be great. Everybody, including himself, would be pleased. Life would be wonderful. >Our actor is self-centered—ego-centric, as people like to call it nowadays. He is like the retired business man who lolls in the Florida sunshine in the winter complaining of the sad state of the nation; the minister who sighs over the sins of the twentieth century; politicians and reformers who are sure all would be Utopia if the rest of the world would only behave; the outlaw safe cracker who thinks society has wronged him; and the alcoholic who has lost all and is locked up. Whatever our protestations, are not most of us concerned with ourselves, our resentments, or our self-pity?>Selfishness—self-centeredness! That, we think, is the root of our troubles. Driven by a hundred forms of fear, self-delusion, self-seeking, and self-pity, we step on the toes of our fellows and they retaliate.
>>150270569>how do I become the ideal woman so to speak?Just develop empathy and don't expect dudes to perfectly match some ideal you crafted in your brain when you were 9-17 years old. That's it. That's all men are actually looking for. Most every woman I've dated expects everything and gives nothing in return, except sex (when she feels like it). Take an interest in a dude's thoughts and feelings and he'll probably fucking fall in love with you, assuming you're not hideous. Works the other way around too.
>>150271540Starbies Girl or Frankie?
>>150271754Skumbagovich
Have any of you tried the dating app from 4chan's banner?
>>150235602>>150235881Yeah I've seen that with the angry 4chan guys I know. It's like their cynicism ends up being projection, they reveal expectations about themselves or what they thinks makes sense for others through what makes sense to them. True, it could be that they just like elevating themselves by reducing others to sheeple stereotypes, but it reveals they hold themselves in such low regard they reflexively frame others as worse and more shallow while refusing to know them.That could also be the low IQ survival instinct kicking in but there's no need to get into that.
>>150269145>I just think some people are wired differently to just enjoy slop.Yeah I mean, I can enjoy Blue Archive even though there are parts of my brain screaming about how meaningless every single momotalk event are so I get it in an abstract sense. We all have our information-equivalent of beer that we use to feel less alone in this cold bitch of a world. For some people, it's serialised television. For others, it's gacha. And for a select few, it's even Cartoons and Comics. I sincerely feel you are getting less bang for your buck-not to mention your finite lifespan-watching shows like this than you are edging yourself to the temptation of spending money on an online casino, but ultimately I have to accept I have autism and normies don't, and there is more than one way to get a dopamine rush. >man that show was shitAnd god YES, that show was a special flavour of godawful even for it's genre.
>>150271819>trying to IMPROVE your life>using ANYTHING advertised on this hollowed out husk of a siteFuckssake anon, you might as well tell them to take a bag of shrooms and go innawoods for a week. Advertisers with good products don't NEED to resort to this mongolian basket weaving forum to shill their shit.
>>150268542Nostalgia, longing and a sadness for gone youth? Go see some nature. Take a walk in the park with an umbrella under a light rain. See a sea or lake if one is nearby. Look at some mountains or rolling hills.
>>150270546>>150270569Come here if this pace makes you feel good. Cut it off if it doesn't.>>150270601>>150270645Working on your looks, homekeeping skills and femininity is actually good advice.>fat>non-negotiableStop eating garbage and implement cardio into your life, you lazy shit. Losing weight is the easiest thing ever.>autisticThis is a problem if you're autistic to a degree that prevents you from hiding your power level.
>>150271801Too bad she's totally gay. But all the cool chicks are.
>>150272228>calling women chicks >in the year of our lord 2025shigs
Is this the grooming/pity party thread for far-right postpubescents to channel hate into somebody's pocket? For a board so obsessed with psyops you sure eat this shit up by the cartload.
>>150272314"How can it be a psyop if I think it's based?" is the song we're all singing in the end.
