what would you do if you ended up in this situation
take out my phone and doomscroll the entire time
>>150251437Enjoy Rango, it's a good film to be stuck with for 10 years
>>150251503thing is you'd probably get sick of watching any movie for that long
>>150251573Eh for the first year maybe but suppose you'd loop back round to appreciate it. Plus at least the film has quiet moments and isn't non stop noise, movement and so on. Also suppose depends on the rules of being stuck like is it just trapped in the room or can I go to the food stand/other areas and is every screening dedicated to Rango.
>>150251437Sounds like a better use of the past ten years, than just existing normally.
I would jerk off at 3 am
>>150251573Maybe I could get tired of the plot but I would never get tired of jacking off to Beans
>>150252205Perfectly understandable given the circumstances
>>150251437What's he been eating? Did he just live off of corndogs and soda all this time?
>>150251475you'd have a phone from 2011 or earlier
>>150251437i like to imagine this place is part of the backrooms
>>150252335Why not? I already do that and I'm not even stuck in a movie theatre.
>>150251437die
>>150251437>theatre
>>150252205I knew I wouldn't regret entering a Rango thread. I never do
>>150251475You have a 2011 phone, only access to that days info and also spotty reception. Also Rango is loud as fuck and blown out speakers.
>>150251437Fap to Beans every time she's on screen.
>>150257078EVERY time... ?
>>150251437Oh no, steady employment!!!
>>150251475>run out of charge>no electrical sockets nearbyShiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>150257907Rango is... PROBLEMATIC?
>>150251437How would a person NOT find a way out?People have escaped from max security prisons. Your telling me a theater with ENTRY and EXIT, and FIRE doors, and the projection room in back, and air vents. Has no way out?How long till you fill the room with piss?
>>150259092each door leads to another screening of rango
>>150259092>>150259132Like that one anon said, the backrooms.
>>150257907>>150259004It takes two to Rango
>>150260201I bet that was on a promotinal poster in 2011
>>150260201>>150260663Lmao
>>150251437The new Doctor Who season had an episode about this
>>150251437>what would you do idk probably piss in a corner if i'm really trapped in there
No man can walk out on his own story
>>150251437Enjoy Kino my guy.
>>150251437There's too many things wrong with this scenario for me to avoid asking questions.
>>150251437Do I get meals? Or am I just hooked up to life support
>>150265664This is a fair question.You'd have to assume either every seat is filled with a crap ton of food, and you can go to next door theater (also playing rango) to get more.Or someone somehow delivers the food.But it seems the people making this scenario are going fictional.At which point I say we pull a black hole out of pocket to get out.2 people can play the the crazy game.
>>150251437I'd pog hard once this badass shows up
>>150266906Will he ever be topped? COULD he ever be topped?
>>150255982ok
>>150267796Why are you so insistent on painting Jake as a powerbottom? He's a snake. Those are always dominant.
>>150251437my theatre literally has a fire exit door in every viewing "auditorium?"walking through it for it to lead me to another viewing thats -1 second behind is fucking nightmarish the only way for things to change is just watch the movie but no matter how many times youve seen it, it just plays again.
>>150265850Roadrunner might be the most powerful Looney Tune, outranking even Bugs Bunny himself.
>>150264218bars
>>150264218Kino
