What are the benefits of joining Cobra?
You will be on the right side of history.
Well it ain't job security...
Secret stache of nude photos of The Baroness.
>>150251736They have an outstanding dental plan.
>>150251736Reasons... we don't talk about them.
>>150251736Free eats at the Destro Dining Room.
>>150252396 I think you only get invited to threesomes with her and Metalhead dude if you're female.
>>150251736You get to listen to Cobra Commander 24/7 and shoot at village people
>>150251736Good medical service that includes any possible scenario either on or off duty and on and off the battlefield.With dental service included.
>>150251736Employee comradery?
Cobra Coin!
>>150251736In addition to the health benefits I remember reading one comic talk about compensation for families of their loved one working for Cobra died.
>>150255265Wow, Cobra is even including a free doctored diploma!
4chan would join cobra it’s just a bunch of Incels mad at the world not in a political sense but they just hate how most of the worlds governments function
>>150257736every thread...
>>150251736working for a REAL AMERICAN
