Please let this be a normal field trip!
>>150260650This is what the Magic School bus revival should've been.
War and Peace?More like war in pieces!
>>150260852What can I say? I'm the biggest fan of the guy who killed Hitler
frizz is a science teacher not a history teacher what the frog
>>150260650This is fucking hilarious
What's he saying right here?
>>150261643>Normandy?>I don't know about Norman, but Arnold's definitely gonna die
>>150261643>Operation Overlord? More like Overboard, because this thing is making waves!
>>150261643>I did Nazi this coming
>>150261643>Hiter? I hardly know her!
>>150261836>>150262499>>150262691>>150263624PVT. CHARLIEEEEEE
>>150261643>Man, this field trip’s a real BEACH, am I Reich?
>>150260650With the Fritz?No way!
>>150260650Hey guys what are U-talking about? It’s just a Norman-ditory field trip.
>Please let this be a normal siege!>With general Frizzle, no way!>GETTING SHOT BY GUNFIRE>DODGING SHRAPNEL AND BLOODSTAINED SAND
>>150260650I love every part of this. Wanda throwing up is a great touch.
>>150261643>so then he says, "I said PASS THE JUICE, not GAS THE JEWS!"
That poor bus
>>150260650>the rack on Frizzle
>>150260650>Cruising on to Paris you're relaxing feeling good>Next thing that you know you're seeing>WAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOO>Stielhandgranate under the Jeep hood???>Flying on a Mustang>Krauts on the radar>Spend a night bombing in Dresden>Second night you'll bomb Magyars>On the Magic School Bus>Navigate a tunnel>Climb on the Magic School Bus>Spank a platoon too (take that!)>On the Magic School Bus>Don a balaclava>On the Magic School Bus>It's such a dire thing to do>So bury bones under the street>Pull the trigger don't be shy>Just to make your war complete>You and all of your friend might die!>On the Magic School Bus>Step inside this is Hitler's ride!>Ride on the Magic School Bus
>>150266380I've heard of war crimes, but not war rhymes!
>>150260650This is why they stopped asking Ms. Frizzle to substitute for the History teacher.
>>150263702I thought he was latino
>>150267411The 1940s weren't yet ready for Latinos.
>>150261643>"Life's a beach, ain't it? Then you die!"
>>150260650Me on the left
>>150262691This one wins
>>150262691this is the best one!
>>150260650kek
>>150265984The bus has seen some shit
>>150261643>Is it too late to be deported?
Okay which students survive WW2 and which ones don't?
>>150271121Brown and Asians are out immediately
>>150260975God dammit, Carlos!
>>150271121Most blacks didn't do combat dutyJaps or anybody that looked like Asian were sent to concentration camps or a separate force altogether because you can't trust the slant eyed menaceArnold and Janet will get cushy coast guard jobs far from Pearl Harbor thanks to their jew dads pulling a few stringsFrank and Carlos are most likely to die
>>150261643Two peanuts are walking down the street. And one of them was assaulted. Peanut
>>150260852Pretty good
>>150261643>DIBS ON THE FIRST FRENCH MILK MAIDEN BOYS!
>>150266380>>So bury bones under the street>>Pull the trigger don't be shyJesus that's actually hard.
>>150267411>>150267654Says youhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoot_Suit_RiotsBad example but yeah Latinos existed in the 40s. Hell Nazi Germany made an attempt to get Mexico to join and the response was image related
>>150260650CLEAR THE RAMPTHIRTY SECONDSGOD BE WITH YOU
>>150271121I can definitely tell you who wouldn't be surviving Pol Pot's reign
>>150276695But what if HE needed glasses? Assuming contacts weren't a thing at that time.
>>150276358Stop stop stop.What is THAT on top of the tank? Is that accurate?
>>150277033It's for the enemy to throw grenades down the hatch more easily.
>>150277033ok really this was made to get it to operate in water
>>150271121>ArnoldLiquidated by the Einsatzgruppen in Reichskommissariat Ukraine in July, 1941>PhoebeBuried under two tons of debris during the Coventry Blitz>TimFace bashed in with a rifle butt and shot by LSSAH men in Wereth, Belgium>Dorthy[CENSORED] by Red Army troops during the Fall of Berlin>RalphieMachine-gunned by American soldiers in Biscari, Italy after surrendering on Patton's (alleged) orders.>WandaComfort woman>CarlosBlown up by artillery fire in the Ecuadorian–Peruvian War (completely unrelated to WWII, it just happened to be going on at the same time)>KeeshaContracted fatal case of cholera after members of the Afrika Korps took a shit in the well she was using.>JanetDeported to Auschwitz and immediately sent to the left for annoying an SS officer
>>150277033Extra air intake and exhaust pipes to stop the engines being flooded with water since they were landing on beaches.
>>150277033>What is THAT on top of the tank?Deep wading gear, basically a giant snorkel installed to prevent water from getting into the engine and allow the tank to be driven off a landing craft into water as deep as 10-20 feet and roll up onto the shore.>Is that accurate?Yes, both Deep Wading and Duplex Drive Shermans (ones equipped with propellers and a removable flotation screen to allow them to swim from landing craft to shore from as far as 2 miles in ideal conditions) were used extensively in the Normandy landings. The deep-wading ones actually wound up fairing better than their DD cousins because the weather was so rough on the day of the landings that nearly all of the DD Shermans wound up sinking well before they reached the beach.
>>150260650So: who makes it up the cliff, and who dies on the beach? Part of me thinks Tim is a goner, he looks skittish and that's the last thing you needed to be when storming those beaches.
>>150260852CARLOS
>>150275000>Panchito Pistoles was almost a NaziImagine. Also first time I've ever been aware his name was derogatory
>>150275000>Hell Nazi Germany made an attempt to get Mexico to join and the response was image relatedI thought that was the First World War?
>>150277624I feel like Arnold is one of those scrawny, nerdy guys who'd turn into a killing machine if you dropped him into a combat zone. Like Audie Murphy back in the day.
>>150278789Both. Germany really liked the idea of causing a border war for some reason.
>>150261643What noise does a German turkey make? Goebbels Goebbels!
>>150261643>C'mon guys, at least it's not Dieppe!>Very good, Carlos!
>>150275000>>150278789>hey guys, how'd you all like to get in on this action and pick a fight with your direct neighbor who could steamroll your entire military in like a month? >THERE'S STRUDELS IN IT FOR YAI'm sarting to think that maybe this Hitler guy wasnt the brightest bulb in the pack........
>>150279955I assume the idea would be to get Mexico and the US into a sitzkrieg, with both sides too busy eyeballing each other while he did his thing in whichever European country he was annexing at the time. And if that broke out into a war or occupation, so much the better. Problem was, Mexico wasn't dumb.
>>150266224Glad I'm not the only one who peeped those puppies
>>150279955>who could steamroll your entire military in like a month?And has already beaten you once, don't forget
>>150260650 I love this artist alot
>>150279955never forget that hitler was a vegetarian braphog
>>150266380Underrated post, fucking hell my sides
>>150278789Both. The Germans were autistic about revanchism and thought Mexicans would still have harsh feelings towards America after the Mexican-American war. The truth was that A: Most Mexicans didn't really give a shit about that by that point, B: They actually had established pretty amicable relations with the US in the years following that, and C: They knew they'd be fucked in another war with America regardless and had their own problems to deal with. I really can't underscore how insanely fucking autistic the Germans were about revanchism during this time period and how much of that they projected onto other countries.
>>150277347kek
>>150280386I just noticed Nicole in the back
Auschwitz, I stubbed my toe!
>>150260975>Carlos was later adopted by a platoon of US servicemen and changed his name to Dondi.
>>150279955The first time it was because German subs kept sinking ships of neutral countries headed to Allied countries in Europe, they sunk a boat with 100 US passengers, and the US told Germany to piss off or else they’d come in.Germany backed off for a bit, but then started sinking boats again, and their idea of keeping America from entering was to ask Mexico to attack the US to keep them too busy to help much oversees.Just… not sinking boats probably would have been a lot easier.
ITT: Carlos!
>>150266380
>>150277368>>150277548>two funnelsFor two different engines, Im assuming? Were they really that heavy or is one more of a backup?
>>150286735Some Shermans did have twin engines but it's simply that the front one is for air intake and the rear one is for the exhaust. Water in either means water in the engine and water in the engine means engine stop and probably not go again. Which you don't even want to happen in your car, let alone a tank in the middle of a battlefield.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrolock
>Take chances, make mistakes, Invade Russia in the winter
>>150262499I can imagine Frizzle saying something like:>Chin up, class! As my Uncle Wire used to say, "If things start going overboard, start making waves!"
>>150287196>Invade Russia in the winter>date of Operation Barbarossa - June 22, 1941
>>150260650Wouldn't it make more sense for the Magic School Bus to be a C-47 Skytrain?
>>150284645ouch!
>>150277347I'd take Wanda as my comfort woman.
>>150283421Germany never realized that the Mexican Army was a bad joke.Anybody have that Polandball comic where France trains Mexico and Prussia trains Chile?
>>150283877Someone's gotta keep Anais in check.
