Ellie REALLY needs to go.
>>150268237If it's just a tinkle she can sprinkle on my dinkle.
>>150268237Ellie REALLY needs to Mach Go! Go! Go!Kaze mo furueruKowaimono kato go go goYeah! Whoo!Feel so good behind the wheel, get my stomach turningSpeed Racer, hit the gas, smell the rubber burnin'Vroom! Gotta get with him, he's the top prizeHow can I not love him when he's better than the bad guys?I've got to zoom, baby, so give me room!Baby, you hear the boom, there's no need to wonder whom!Baby, when I'll be zippin' and dippin', I got you trippin' magnificentIf you're in a predicament, know that danger is imminent, hey!He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the trackHe's jamming down the pedal like he's never coming backAdventure's waiting just aheadGo Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer, Go! (Mach go go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer, Go! (Mach go go!)Ok, Chim-Chim! Go!Speed, are you alright?Never mind that, Trixie. I've got to get you out of hereYou're wonderful, Speed!Why don't you try to win this race fair and square?You have beaten us, Speed Racer, but I solemnly swear you will pay for our defeat! We will race you again, soon, and we will beat you! Hahahaha! Ahahaha!
>>150268484Omomuroni sasu kī kaze ni gaspingKimi wa hashiri nukete oto noko shite vroomHeart no pink ni lock on yeahKotchi o muite yo hey darling kirai ni nare nai wa boySin ki ro ku yoko gao wa coolKokoro inuku shuuto wo kura wase nuka suze babyTechnic wa zeppin in nerau zekkenMarude nerau tokoro no nai kettenRule naki kini suru na sekken youi wa ikuze yeahQuem é que corre sem parar? (Dans la Mach 5!)O mais sinistro do lugar! (Le plus vite du monde!)Sempre ganha, sem parar! (Il tout se gagne là!)Quero ouvir vocês 'gritar': (Va, Speed Racer, va!)I'm the quickest one around (That's in the Mach 5!)I'm the best demon in town (The fastest one alive!)I'll always end up on top (Tears it up for show!)So everybody yell it out! (Go, Speed Racer, go!)He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the trackHe's jamming down the pedal like he's never coming backAdventure's waiting just aheadGo Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer, Go! (Mach go go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer, Go! (Mach go go!)
>>150268518De la Ghetto!I'm taking the lead!En sus Marcas, Listos, Fuera!Demosle conmigo competencia a quien seaLuz verde rapido aceleroEl momento se pone intensoLa goma como quemaSin alas pero mira como vuelaDesde el principio lo que pienso es ganarNada puede pasar riding in the Mach 5You're looking at me in a very strange way, SpeedHe's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the trackHe's jamming down the pedal like he's never coming backAdventure's waiting just aheadGo Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer, Go! (Mach go go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer (Go!)Go Speed Racer, Go! (Mach go go!)Go (Go!) Speed Racer (Go!)Go (Go!) Speed Racer (Go!)Go (Go!) Speed Racer (Go!), Go! (Mach go go!)Go (Go!) Speed Racer (Go!)Go (Go!) Speed Racer (Go!)Go (Go!) Speed Racer (Go!), Go! (Mach go go!)
>>150268237>>150268299This can't be real
>>150268533first one is, second one isn't.I'm a little bit concerned that you can't understand on your own why the first one couldn't be real, and why you possibly thought the second one wasn't an edit.
>>150268554Next book in the series is going to have to be "Anon sees a book"
>>150268237
>>150268554sorry, mistyped:I'm a little bit concerned that you can't understand on your own why the first one COULD be real
>>150268237This makes me strangely nostalgic
>>150268237I AM NOT SAYING THIS TO BE A CREEP, but did the tom book ever get scanned and posted?
>>150269726I kind of get what you mean. I read a “teenage boy’s survival guide” book when I was 12 or so and even though I was asexual and it introduced some slightly uncomfortable information about masturbation into my brain, it was really funny. There was one bit where the author talks about the concept of fantasizing about stuff while you masturbate, and it’s done with the intention of trying to prevent teenage boys with weird and inexplicable fantasies from feeling like there’s something wrong with them, but the example he used was the idea of you fantasizing about your middle school English teacher jumping up and down on a trampoline in a full-size bunny mascot costume.I was like, what the fuck? Is that SUPPOSED to happen?
>>150268237I am not surprised these are real, when shit like these next two exist
>>150270310The back of the same book. these are 100% real
>>150270310>>150270321That's nothing.
>>150270321Given the number of idiots who put their name, face, and city of residence on the public internet next to the shittiest opinions known to man, maybe they should have handed these out in school.
>>150270310>>150270321These books are made for parents to give ti kids so they can have an easy, kid digestible intro to online safety.Ya know, a well to do parent would loan and give these to their kid who is about to really use the internet. Then spend maybe an hour with them discussing the key points and clarify things for the kid. Ya know, be an actual fucking parent and lead your children. It would help kids not end up like me
>>150271003You can do all that using better material than those retarded demented books.
>>150270310gotta give them credit for not holding the controller backwards like most other staged pictures of kids playing vidya back then.
>>150268237When's "Ellie Needs to Fart Superbad"?
>>150271009Do you have any idea how retarded people are? Even ITT some dumbass couldn't figure out which picture was a cheeky edit. These people deserve t be talked at like a 7 year old.
>>150271065Regardless, shit books don't help.
>>150270259lmao
>>150270459Shakespeare is better experienced as a play, admittedly, but this is awful.
>>150268237what does it say about seeing a tranny in the bathroom
>>150270259Kekaroooo
>>150272544The President will save her by grabbing her by the pussy.They let him do that, he's famous.
>>150270459Shouldn’t there be government laws against making books like this. It will literally turn kids retarded
Thanks, this thread finally got me around to curating my collection. Turns out I did miss a few edits back in the day.inb4>haha duplicatesThe Tom pics aren't actually duplicates.
>>150273302>no Thornberry>no Draven>hasn't posted his collection
>>150273654I didn't find any of those ¯\_(ツ)_/¯And I'm not spending over half an hour on dumping shit on the off chance someone wants to save it.
>>150273302you post a mega of this please, I'm missing a lot of them.
>>150273878I never cared for the civil war rugpull shit, so it's missing on purpose.I'm not making an account anywhere, but if you want a few I'll post them. Otherwise you'll have to make do with a rar on sendspace or some other shitty filehost.Before you say want the rar then ask yourself if you really want to download a rar from a random anon you met on 4chan.
>>150274119>you'll have to make do with a rar on sendspace or some other shitty filehost.that's exactly what I'm asking for brah>Before you say want the rar then ask yourself if you really want to download a rar from a random anon you met on 4chan.wouldn't be the first time.
>>150274155https://www.sendspace.com/file/lm7quzI also added the splooge's Star pic. Both the lineart and the fixed version.Also, I take it you don't know what the cat in the trashbin refers to. Then again, it's been like 15 years since it happened.
>>150274231Thanks. Secretly I was kind of hoping you'd also have some from a very old /b/ (?) thread (see https://boards.plus4chan.org/co/t435918.html#p436442).>Also, I take it you don't know what the cat in the trashbin refers to. Then again, it's been like 15 years since it happened.I don't visit that often nowadays cause the board has turned to shit, and forgot a lot of old memes. Which one are you referring to?
>>150269828That book sounds like a furry psyop
>>150274275Turns out there was one there I didn't have. If you were fishing for the porn edits, I could swear I've seen them somewhere. Possibly on either of the /co/ boorus, paheal or atf.The cat isn't a meme, it's from something that happened on /v/. Some dude made a shitty rpgmaker game with a RAT in it, got anons to test it and started trolling them by posting pics taken with their own webcams. A sticky was made explaining what happened and telling anons to stop being gullible retards and scan/clean their systems. That pic was the OP in the sticky.
>>150273173You turned out retarded even without books like that.Also, ironic publishing has been a thing for years. My brother found a book called "5 Go Vegan" or something - Artwork from one of those "british kids left to themselves to solve crime the countryside" books from the 50 with updated text. My google-fu isn't strong enough to find it.
>>150274438>The cat isn't a meme, it's from something that happened on /v/. Some dude made a shitty rpgmaker game with a RAT in it, got anons to test it and started trolling them by posting pics taken with their own webcams. A sticky was made explaining what happened and telling anons to stop being gullible retards and scan/clean their systems. That pic was the OP in the sticky.Oh, figures. I stopped running random exes from 4chan when I got one that backdoored my machine, found out about it because I auto log IMs and he was writing stuff to others in my name, and then he started running rm -rf * on my machine.
>>150269828>the example he used was the idea of you fantasizing about your middle school English teacher jumping up and down on a trampoline in a full-size bunny mascot costume.What if your English teacher is a guy
>>150272954Are you from 2016?
>>150273935l-lewd
>>150274785Thanks alot, next semester I'll be 35
>>150274785>What if your English teacher is a guyThat just makes it hotter
>>150275070I see what you did there.
>>150275070based palms sweaty anon
I think it's about time we bring these two into the 4chan and Internet Meme spotlight as they're from a newer book by the same people who did the Ellie and Tom Books despite not being the Scott Pilgrim like art style as Ellie and Tom.
>>150272544 It does talk about the privacy of one's body, and warns that you must not let others touch your private areas. It does the same in Tom's book.
>>150270459Fuck, I am reading that like it's a GTA IV mission
>>150273302Please post the things Vegeta likes
>>150268237I don't get it
>>150276323
>>150276937needs to go where?
>>150273173They tried to pass laws like that but they immediately got a ton of propaganda against it. Didn't you hear of the "don't say gay" law? It basically barred teachers from teaching 6 year olds about anal sex and removed lots of books like these.
>>150273302Post more of them please.Wouldn't mind having a copy of Repantsu
>>150276973inside Ellie's mouth.
>>150268237I have autism and still cant understand whats this supposed to be, I never had trouble with it, except maybe once in my bathroom work where I had to take off my jacket and pants to take a shit but thats because the wagie bathroom was so small it could barely fit a person, fuck em
>>150277123There are different types of autism, anon. Some have obsessive compulsive behavior, some can't process loud noise, some just can't understand emotions.And then there are the actual dysfunctional real retards with mental disabilities who require near constant supervision. It's why it is called an autism spectrum. Ellie seems to be closer to that last one than the others.
>>150277123>taking off your pants to shit>not freepoopingunderwear cuck detected
>>150277040I have no idea who that is or where she's from, but here you go.
>>150277848One of the leaders of not-France in Warhammer Fantasy.
>>150277848She's notJeanne d'Arc from Warhammer. Became more popular when she appeared in Total Warhammer.
>>150273935Ellie needs to eat more fiber, she's gonna blow out her o-ring
>>150277961TWW has many waifus
>>150268299We need art of this 'book'
>>150278172Man thats a good arstyle damnitcant draw like that
>>150279676Looks like a less detailed Stokoe, with a dash of Mignola.
>>150270321I could have used this book. I immediately told a west coast dude that I was 10 and lived in VA over WC3 when he asked way back in the day. It was also a big coincidence that he happened to also be 10 years old too.
>>150279326Ellie had a hard life
>>150276467Thank you>t. Bejitafan
>>150268299Anyone have that lewd of Tom and Ellie in a bath?
>>150273302>there's a Hilda versionPoast pleez!
>>150280226
>>150280258Thanks, although I expected a new joke. Just the same text.
>>150280219Do you mean this?https://boards.plus4chan.org/co/t435918.html#p445920
>>150280616I like the spazzing hands
Made this for the SCP thread back in 2018 haven't posted it since.
>>150279326She peaks at phases 2 and 3
>>150273878Damn brat faking her disability for benefit fraud!
>>150268484HEREHECOMESHERE COMES SPEED RACERHE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS
>>150268699Kek! Who made this?
>>150277007>It basically barred teachers from teaching 6 year olds about anal sex and removed lots of books like these.Isn't that a good thing?
>>150270310>>150270321idk man these sound reasonable
>>150270321If they're so smart, why do they need a book to tell them this?
>>150284635You get smart from reading books. duh.
>>150268699lmao
>>150273951ELLIE NO THAT'S HOW YOU GET HEMORRHOIDS
>>150274563To be fair this one was very specifically about getting boys to read something like Pride and Prejudice when it became clearer that the only Victorian books that males actually liked were the ones with monsters. Happened smack dab in the middle of the aughts/10s zombie craze too
>>150277210>>150277123Anyone who ever volunteered to work with special ed kids in school has this memory.You walk in expecting them to all be extremely similar but then >High functioning neurotic bad hygiene kid>Calm slurred speech one who visibly has something going on but is largely docile>Screaming violent fat one who does shit like throws their hand onto a stove or masturbates in front of everyone>Literal potato you're told not to approach because seeing an unfamiliar person that close might upset them and set them off.
>>150285851>Down syndrome one that is insanely strong and only the gym teacher is strong enough to restrain on the rare occasion he freaks>Palsy kid that every so often shrieks like a macaw>The mute
