Paimilf.>butPAIMILF.
>>150277288Post more of that hot creature.
>>150277288i prefer her needy carpet muncher daughter
Looners report in
owl girls in sundresses...
>>150277864I'm just waiting for a HILTLHH update.
>Paimom Thread Nice.>>150277360Solas is nice but I prefer her mother.>>150277884Goetian women make me act unholy.I'll find a way to convert them.
>>150277864Go away Looners it’s owl-posting hours.
which way, owl lover?
>>150278236Right isn’t a cheating whore
>>150278236Easy pick, AndreaSure she's a sexpest but a loyal one, she could learn not be a sexpest from you once she warms up.and you get to be great buddies with Astarion and not deal with Blitza/Blitzo.
>>150278192The Looner is fine.Hopefully he's one of the good ones.
>>150277288GOD. What I would give for a big curvy Goetian woman to treat me like a puppy. Plenty of condescending affection but also making it clear I know my place.
>>150277288>SHE LAYED HOW MANY EGGS?
wtf i love stella now??
>>150278502>role swapDoes that mean...
>>150278437>She laid that many eggs and still has those hips in shape.
>>150278565If you're okay with Stella being a massive piece of shit to her husband (Or Stolas, depending on your interpertation)Be fine with the reverseThe show makes fun of men getting raped every 2 minutes. Suck it up.
>>150278666Not what I concerned about Satan
>>150278696*wasGentlemen I think I'm retarded
>>150278565she cheats on her posh husband with the imp cowboy gunslinger
>>150278723Invariably Mortal Person is a weird slur for humans.
>>150278742>striker is a human in this AUeh, fine by me
>>150278723Well if the roles are reversed does this now make her a lesbian?or She cheats on Stolas with Moxxie if his and Blitzo's roles are changed or Moxxie isn't married to Millie
>go to sleep for the first time in the same bed with octavia>halfway through the night wake up with her laid on top of you, splayed from one corner of the bed towards the otherwould you get used to it?
>>150278764Feels redundant since a human man is already banging Stella in this timeline.
>>150278832and He helps her bake bread.>>150278828>You lay your hand on her head whenever she does this.>This becomes routine.>She eventually lays her head on your chest before going to sleep instead of the middle of the night.
>>150278828>filenameEi uite asta chiar e o surpriza placuta. Ai gusturi bune.
>>150278932merci frate, octavia merita sa fie mai populara decat e
>>150278959possibly the only good owlfu out of the entire showScratch that. Octavia's the only one I'd pick without doubting myself.>vnr
I think Mayberry needs more loving.
>>150278997yeah, there are bunch of stella fags, but even before pigzie ruined her she was a bit of a harpy, and loona just doesnt do it for me, just your garden-variety wolf girland imps/succubi are disgusting and i want nothing to do with them
>>150279035NTA but those aren't bad options Anon.
>>150278959>>150279035how big are octavia's titties
>>150279388not very, she took after her dad more than her momthey are quite nicely shaped, though
>>150279388Much smaller than her mothers giant birb tittys.
>un-owls your solas
>>150279681Any chance you have that in better quality?
>>150279703nope, found it on pinterest, i really hate that site but its got some gold on it if you can bare to sift through the garbage
When is Anon going to learn to love hell?Oh, and I guess hellhounds as well.
>>150280182Here's hoping it's soon.
theres something off about this solas...
>>150280313
Birds > Mammals
>>150279681
>>150280313Octavia's dad is begging for a gaping.
who the fuck is this lime scunt and what is he doing with my wife?!?
>i will now watch your show
>>150281315You must buttfuck him for dominance anon
>>150277288>you get PaimilfBUT>Paimon being a shapeshifter means that although she's always Paimom with you, she still appears male in publicWould you still?
>>150279388Not big, but they're guaranteed perky and in all likelihood sensitive as fuck. Smaller boobs don't rub against clothing as much as bigger ones, and therefore don't get desensitized as fast. Then again, I'm a people pleaser, so if you're just there for your own jollies, then whatever.
>>150282216As long as she doesn't use the Jafar voice in bed. I'm old enough to have watched that in theatres, so...yecch.
brothers, i have struck gold...
>>150279681>>150280595>As punishment, Solas is not only removed of her titles but is banished to the mortal realm and is transformed into a human.>She's forced to start anew. She managed to get an apartment with a roommate.>She was able to get a job as an accountant but had to be paid under the table due to having no government documents.>She decided to go drinking at a local bar one night to drown her sorrows, that's where she met you.>You only talked to her because of a dare, the conversation started heated but eventually cooled and you two got along well.>The conversation eventually dipped as Solas kept drinking and started to trauma dump on you. Despite this you took her home.>She slipped you a piece of paper during the drive home, it was her number. She gave it to you so you could get a hold of her to help her get the proper documents.>When you did help her get the proper documents she was forever grateful, she promised to meet you again.>These little meet ups kept happening and more frequently. Stargazing, walks, dinner dates and movies nights, all at your apartment for privacy.>She did have these little quirks to her, she was clingily, would always call and message you every day even when you were going to meet her that day.>Considering her story, it was understandable but one thing did bother you. During one night of passion after heavy drinking.>She would hoot instead of moan but when she climaxed you could have sworn her eyes went fully bright glowing red but you blame the drinking fogging your memory a bit.>None the less you two gained enough money to buy a house and move in together.>Things are looking up, you both got promotions at your jobs and you are planning to propose to Solas.>There is one thing, you saw this short tanned woman stalking You and Solas one day.>You talked to Solas about the woman but she seemed nervous about it. >Regardless you haven't seen the woman since but you have the occasional feeling of being watched.
>>150281315Nigga if she is truly your wife start drawing yourself with her
We need more Evil Greater Goetia, I need more bird women to have sex with.
>>150282408There's 72 of the fuckers, and Viv has only made like what, four of them canon?
>>150280313>>150280595>something something Anon picks up 'Solas' and brings him home for long and hard fuck>never notice the cock inside the cloaca and how his voice cracks from girly and sweet to gay and faggoty>the way the owl moans your name makes you hard for hours on end>last thing you see before you fall asleep are red eyes looking at you like he just found his soulmate
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>>15028270910/10 Better than my Solas green.Absolute Green.
>>150282709>Wake up next day>The owl is not anywhere near you>Get out of bed, find "her" cooking you>"She" turns around>The wig is gone>So is the makeup>This is unmistakably a man>And hes looking at you with bedroom eyes
>>150282952>the realization hits you>you had sex with that>you banged a fucking man and nutted in that thing>you begin to gag>and then your throat burns as chunky vomit rockets from your mouth and coats the floor>"she" stares with mild concern as your vomit stream continues for 30 seconds uninterrupted>when it finally ends, you scream in horror
>>150283033>AH>AH>AHHHHHHH>AH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU>I HAD SEX WITH HIM>YOU WOT>I HAD SEX WITH STOLAS>WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?>I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN DRAG
>>150283033>"She" holds you thinking you're having a mental breakdown.>You keep screaming but not mainly because you fucked a man>but because you enjoyed it.>Then a rock comes through the window with a note and a picture>It's a picture of Stella and the note says "Congrats queer you fucked my ex-husband">You get a knock at the door, it's blitzo looking for Stolas.
>>150283136>and then Blitzo wakes up with Stolas' ass in his face>it was all a dream>there never was a gay Anon or a Stolas in drag
Anyone have headcannons for family?>Paimon - Father >Andras - 1st born >Camino - 2nd born>Malphas - 3rd born>Stolas - 4th born>Shax - Cousin>Phenex - Cousin
>>150283060>hear a knock on the door>"Where is he?! Where is that arrogant self-centered son of a bitch?!"
>>150282494When are we going to see Andras? He's also an owl
>>150283213>Octavia busting down the door
>>150283215>Stolas's cooler older brother
>>150283213>Its octavia>You try to hide under the bed, but she finds you, wet and covered in nothing except a towel>Uses her magic to drag you out from under it and beats the shit out of you, smashes you against the walls, breaks a chair or two across your body>She finally gets it out of her system and is about to leave, but just as she does, you go up to the door and stare her right in the eyes"Hey, i fucked your dad.">Then you close the door in her face
>>150283510Is it still gay if you fuck female stolas, but he used to be a dude?I mean, he is pretty much a woman to begin with, right?
>>150283188>Somethings off about Stolas's ass>It's colder and wait why are his feathers a blueish white?>"Something wrong babe?" It's Andre>That's when Blitzo feels his chest>Breast?!
>>150282952Stolas is a POS if you met him in real life but I would absolutely bend him over the kitchen counter and push his face on the frying pan. His screams of muffled pleasure would make me go diamonds. Conventional heat wouldn't even hurt him and instead invite me to do freaky shit on him
Stolas needs to get off of Hellnet.
>>150284109Is it ever specified in the show that the demons are fire proof?Actually, arent shitzo's white marks from getting burned?
>>150278399Their 10 feet tall btw...
Let's go back to posting Goetian milfs & cougars gentlemen.
>>150284235>SinnerTwo got locked out again.
>>150284293>Stella when you unzip>Goetian men have cloacas so she's never seen one before
>Nymo after some time training his magics under Uncle Andre finally can make a portal to get back to Earth>Does so one night>Highly potent Cambion magic and aura sets off all the bells and whistles for DHORKS and their spook technology>Nymo not knowing any better is oblivious to this>Gets black bagged by some agents while he's back on Earth>Dragged off to Hanger 18½>Gone for days which worries Stella to no end>She hires Striker to go find him
>>150283299He must be popular with the hellhounds
Can I get uhhhh thicc imp GF?
>>150284608Goetia hands typed this post
Found a bunch of solas pictures
>>150284698Might not be the highest quality though because pinterest is shit
>>150284438>Nymo get's interrogated by a young light-skinned woman. >She introduces herself as Three.>She's aggressive and headstrong and tends to ramble on too much assuming way too much of Nymo.>>150284358>She gets more excited when she finds out Humans and Goetians can in fact breed. Means she can be a mother again and hopefully be a better one.>She would often send audio messages to Stolas of you fucking her and you eating her out. After you married her of course.
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>>150282252What is she sounds like mirage from the Aladdin cartoon
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>>150284810
>>150284804>Paimom sounds like Mirage when in her regular form.>but when she turns into Paimon "he" sounds like Jafar.Sounds nice
Maybe not the thread for it, but here's a new chapter of HILTLH(H). Managed to squeeze this out despite how busy I've become. I'm sorry that it doesn't have too much Loona stuff, and I'm wondering if I'm straying too far from what people originally came to the story for, but I promise you. I'll give you all a Loona overdose in the near future.https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/183361706
>>150285054Once again kino is back on the menu, thanks ficanon. I'll read it soon
>>150284768>Three lets him know he's not going anywhere anytime soon>Scientists are en route from Nevada to take a look at him>Gonna crack him open real good and see what makes a demon tick>Especially one so powerful>Conduct psyops on an interdimensional being>Just like the good old days back at Project Montauk>Catches herself>"Maybe i've said too much.">Nymo just stares at her>He swears this chick is starting to glow in real time
>>150285098At that point, i think turning back to his human form and playing dumb would be the best course of action, just act like a completely normal civilian and say that the guys who caught him are insaneMaybe even give them some info only a human would know such as his city or the name of his school etc, hes just a kid after sll
>>150284662Sootrat? More like sexrat!
>>150285174He is in his human form, he's just exuding so much raw magic due to his studies and training he's like a constant sonar blip.
>>150285233Then how do they know he's a demon and not something else?I mean, if he's even got his cross on him then wouldn't that be proof that he isnt one?
>"You got a tiny dick, anon."
>>150285359"Well, at least i got *a* dick, which is more than can be said about your son"
>>150285359>"Big enough to have you bouncing on it all last night, 'Paimom'.">"Touché."
>>150285185>Stolas gave Blitzo access to 4chan and taught him how to read
>>150285335>"Don't play stupid with me, demon!">"There's cameras on every corner on every street, we say you step out of that portal!">"You must be a pretty strong demon to travel from hell at will, also to wear a crucifix without burning alive!">"Listen, lady. I just want to go home."
>>150285054Son of a bitch, just when i was getting bored.
>>150285452You know what I'm making an edit
Why is femolas so much better than the standard, male owl?
>>150285637Nice>After a stressful and busy day you get back home.>Paimom isn't there either maybe she's still busy as Paimon but neither are the Imp servants>but You're too tired to care. You head to your bedroom, as you enter and lay your stuff down, you hear the door close then lock.>You didn't do that, you turn around and see Paimom in that getup.>By the look on her face she had a rough day like you only she isn't tired she wants to vent her frustrations out.>She isn't take a no for an answer. You are unsure if you're going to survive but she promises to be gentle. She even sent the Imps away to give you two enough privacy.>It was not gentle and you two went on for hours, she's impressed.
>>150286064Based. You're gonna feel drained in spirit and balls.
>>150284315>SinnerTwo got locked out again. Hey, it's hard with her. She wants to go in and then she wants to go out, and then back in. The only way to get her to stay in a single place when she's not sleeping is to have Agent One there or a pile of his clothes that still smell like him to lay on.>>150283215>>150283299>Andras appears>he's NORF FC but an owl>magical never empty pint>calls Stolas a fairy>'kick the bloody ball!'
>>150286817>Drained and sore but overall relieved as if weights were lifted from your shoulders.>Paimom is cuddling you, she's breathing heavily but doesn't seem as drained as you are.>Even though she could get up and leave, she doesn't and why should she.>You two earned this relaxation.
>>150287339And come morning it's time for another round or five
>>150287261>or a pile of his clothes that still smell like him to lay on.>One is trying to get his laundry done but SinnerTwo is sleeping in the pile of his clothes.>One tried to grab a shirt but she hissed not realizing it's One, she goes back to purring & sleeping when One let's go.>He's not getting his laundry done today.
>>150287404One quick round before work and maybe during a break she can go back to being Paimom for a round of seven minutes in heaven.She just has to be careful so no one can catch her being seen with a human.
>>150277288Does she or Solas get a big belly when she's eggnant and ready to lay?
>>150287642Probably, I think.
>>150279018That Little Purgatory Green with Mayberry and Mr. Wriggler is cute
>>150287702It's nice, I did own green on Mayberry. I will likely do more in the future.Though that Little Purgatory one is better than my one post green.
>>150278828She's huge and probably heavy as hell, because even though she's a bird, I've never seen her fly.
>>150282338If she gives birth to my children while in human form, will they be full-fledged humans or half-demons?
>>150284438Nymo must beat the crap out of the demonic bastards, for their betrayal of the Lord they deserve nothing but death and oblivion.
>>150287823Likely half-demon but since she was transformed into a human and not simply disguised as one. They'd be similar to merlin, human at their core. So mostly-human with extra arcane prowess if they could unlock them.
>>150284863This is good, seriously, looks like a fucking hot MILF demon owl that wants a human dick.
>>150286064Nice.
>>150284268HRGUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>150278828I'd just be lying diagonally from the opposite corner and we'd form an X lol
>>150288373Then you won't be able to cuddle her
>>150288373you already got the demon girl friend. you dont need /x/ anymore.
>>150287420>One puts his hand in front of her nose, maybe if she realizes its him she'll let him do his laundry>she makes a soft growl before wiggling her pink little nose and rubbing her face into his hand>One smiles>tries to get the shirt>Two grabs onto his hand arm with a death grip causing him to fall on his ass>now she's on top of him, still purring and still very asleep>looks like he won't be able to do more than laundry for the day
>>150285054Inco was an IMP hit, wasn’t he
>>150289708but was this before or after anon started to work for them. because that will be some JUICY drama
>>150282323legs legs legs
Show me demon birds wearing lingerie
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