Anyone else here a Doofenmaxxing Evilcel?I realized my incel life has always been dictated by being the “bad guy” of the group, so I figured, why not embrace this and turn it into a tactic for luring women? I read somewhere that ambitious men with realistic goals, foreign accents, and tragic backstories are something women eat up, so I thought immediately to embrace my Doofen side.As it turns out, women eat this shit up. I think it’s some buried attraction to the character from childhood, but when I’m walking around wearing my labcoat at parties talking about my newest “-inator”, I usually have 2 to 3 women following me, intent on every word I say.By the end of the night at least one is begging to come back to my place to try out my “Sexinator 3000”. At first I would always decline because fucking some whore defeats the purpose of being an evil genius. But then I had the bright idea to make a deal with my roommate who’s a real chad, 6’3, jacked, etc.Basically, I text chad whenever I’m about to come home with a girl, and he gets ready for when I say “and now to finally use my Sexinator 3000!” He bursts in wearing nothing but a fedora, I give the line “Perry the Chadypus, how unexpected… and by unexpected I mean completely expected!” He fucks the girl in front of me and takes her for the rest of the night, and buys my a six pack in exchange for getting him regular action.The system works really well. So far I’ve gotten him six girls, and I cum bucketloads just thinking about it.Anyways, anyone else have similar experiences with Doofenmaxxing?
>>150283009unrelated but I wish Dan Povenmire would react to Beck the Schizo's Phineas videos
>>150283009>not making your roommate show up with a duck bill and a beaver tail and no hat>not addressing him as "a regular chadypus?">only for him to put on the fedora for you to respond with>"PERRY THE CHADYPUS?!"you had one job, OP
