why do comics drive females wild with desire?
this thread is now about warhammer 40k
>>150287316I like orks
>>150287289i am already exhausted from the last bait thread leave me alone.
>>150287316tyranids for me
>>150287289VULKAN LIVESJOIN THE SALAMANDERS TODAY
>>150287348WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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>>150287316Thread saved!
>>150287316Anons i have an idea for a homebrew chapter of Space Marines called the Emperor's Peacemakers, who are a White Scars succesor chapter, fleet based and have a heavy emphasis on marksmanship and gun duels, created to guard some shitty part of space that's always being attacked by pirates and warband raiders and has shitty barren planets being colonized by the Imperium.I wonder what sort of founding they would be.>color scheme: Light dirty brown
>>150287316until someone post Mossa art
>>150287316Conrad Curz would have been a good boy if he didn't grow up on a shit planet.
>>150287316It is cool
book recs pls
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>>150287289My dad likes comics, and I was born. Seems like proof of something to me.
>>150287495Storm of Iron by Graham McNeal I guess, people tend to really like it but feels it drags on a bit with the misery porn.
>>150287316I like the Night Lords
>>150287289Females desire men who read or make comics, at least the ones with taste do
>>150287495Nine Princes in Amber
>>150287539Mossa fuckin rocksTwittertards can choke on rods
>>150287316dawn of war was awesome
>>150288045girls do NOT like warhammer though, lets face it.
>>150288678Says who?Seen plenty at my GW.
>>150287316>>>/lgbt/
>>150287289Stop posting about Val she's an opportunistic whore
>>150287316Redpill me on warhammer40k, what’s the appeal?
>>150288678If you saw a semi cute girl in a comic book shop, what would you say to her?
>>150287316I think the Tau suck
>>150287316Were the Ynnari retconned?Is it legal to play them in this edition?
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>>150287316CADIA STANDS!
>>150290258It looks coollots of characters, factions, and lore that you’re bound to find something you like
>>150290264>greetings tranny
>>150287316Based. Incel OP BTFOd
>>150287316Boring slop
>>150288045You know, it seems like such a foreign concept for me to have big E wear an helmet
>>150288678That's a good thing. Girls are yucky.
>>150287316I think the recent lore is cucked and gay and GW is a faggot company. "OH THE GREY KNIGHTS WILL BE THE SECRET WEAPON TO FIGHT THE WHOLE IMPERIUM WHEN THE TIME COMES! Y'KNOW! THE GUYS WHO CONSTANTLY LOSE ALL THE TIME???"
>>150290730>Grey KnightsWho?
Sisters
>>150287316i know absolutely nothing about warhammer except>some big guy sits on a throne and he's a mage and the emperor of mankind>orks are plants and use cartoon logic to shoot faster>some kind of space elves are sustained solely on human suffering and cum, i think?>this video, of which i really REALLY like the voiceacting for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXshame the franchise is about TTRPG stuff, which i'm not a fan of
>>150290888They're kinda like the Deathwatch, but at least they didn't completely fuck the galaxy over.
>>150290916Side character faction
>>150290888They're a bunch of special space marines that are ultra pure and used to fight the most important daemonic threats with unique anti-daemon weapons and shit. They're rumoured to have geneseed directly from the Emperor himself. Recently, in a move that everyone has decided is fucking retarded, GW decided that they have standing orders to kill the Emperor if he starts to recover, and also someone stole all their dead bodies recently.>>150290997>he's a mage Psychic, but fundamentally the same. He's also a skeleton at this point. He is the Emperor, though.>orks are plants and use cartoon logic to shoot fasterFungus, and they have a psychic field (known as the Waaagh!) that compounds as they gather in large numbers and bends reality's odds in their favour (aka their guns function better than they should, their fuel burns better, their engines work smoother, etc). It's often misrepresented as literal meme magic, aka they believe something it manifests as true.>some kind of space elves are sustained solely on human suffering and cum, i think?That is not correct. The Dark Eldar, evil space elves, can stave off the consumption of their souls by Slaanesh by causing suffering of others in their presence, but they need to keep escalating that level of suffering over the course of their lives. There's no cum involved (but there was when the Eldar Empire accidentally made Slaanesh. They cummed too much and created the chaos god of pleasure and excess that ate most of them alive).>this videoisn't available anymore.
>>150291104>this videowhoops, deleted a characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE
>>150291192Those voices are taken from the first Dawn of War video game and it's expansions. The voice acting in those games are hammy and quite fun. The line 'metal boxes' became a meme in both /tg/ and 40k as a whole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY
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It really did just instantly turn into a 40k thread.
>>150287316>>150287348I kinda want to get into 40k (lore only) because of the orks, but I totally believe I would get into the fucking money-sink that is the war game. Any other anons in my same boat? Is it actually easy enough to not play the war game and just get into the lore?
>>150290997Fungi. Orks are Fungi. I dunno if Red makes bullets go fasta. Sounds orky though.
>>150291763Red Paintjob is a common Ork vehicle upgrade (they don't paint bullets) in the tabletop gamed, and its effects makes the vehicle move a little further. The reality is that if the Ork driver wants to go faster he really just builds a fast vehicle, but he'll paint it red anyway and attribute some of the speed to the colour, because at some point someone said "da red wunz go fasta!" and they all just accepted it.
>>150291532Listen if we're getting raided, I'd rather it be fa/tg/uys than /pol/fags.
>>150291808>they don't paint bulletsYet.
>>150291827Us fa/tg/uys are everywhere.
>>150291842They paint their Grot Bombs red sometimes, so perhaps a few out there might do, but for an Ork usually just overfilling the power on a bullet is a better options. That makes it louda and fasta in one go.
I know very little about w40k, but I like rat people. Are they popular? I don't see them itt
>>150291933Rat People are from Warhammer Fantasy, not 40k. They're different settings.
>>150291944thanks
>>150291933Skaven. They're in Fantasy.
>>150291944>>150291954I remember seeing some super obscure lore about mutant rat people living in imperial ships. A far cry from the threat they pose in fantasy, but it's something.
>>15028731640k is 40gay30k is based however
>>150287495Thousand SonsEmperor's Mercy
>>150292059Skaven have been suggested a few times, but never really canonized in the fluff. Sometimes they get a mention as mutants, sometimes as xenos (I think the Hrud were once supposed to be space skaven at some point). GW is going through a long, annoying phase where they don't want people to be able to kitbash their models easily or use minis from one of their games with another, so the chances of them adding rat people to 40k is 0 right now.>>15029212630k 1.0 and 2.0 are based.30k 3.0 is 30gay.
Its still amazing how Warhammer has every single alien race be what if fantasy but space but the one single actual sci fi faction they create is still more creative then 90% of visual sci fi .
>>150291887>>150291842>mekboys find crashed imperial ship>melt down the armaglass from a window, cast it into a tube shape>voila, now you can see the bullets in the chamber, proving with certainty that the red ones go fasta
>>150291723Yes, just listen to the audio books. That's mostly what I do.
>>150287539For what reason would a Raptor collect heads?Seems an action that's a bit more on the Chaos or full fanatics side to me.
>>150287289Fuck off women like this don't fucking exist
>>150287289>why do comics drive femal-*SMACK*
>>150292624This is a 40k thread anon.
I nearly forgot about Cultist-chan until I started digging though my /tg/ folder for 40k stuff.
>>150292700I want to go back.
>>150292649>>150292700>>150292712>>150292718>>150292725>reddit-chan
>>150292751you're reddit
>>150292751>Everything I don't like is reddit
>>150287289Does it? I doubt it.
>>150290997Your video link don't work, nigga.
