Danger Mouse thread
I want to resurrect Ianon.
FFS, I set this Danger Mouse thread up for that one dangerfag upset about being one of the last ones, and not even THEY showed up.
>>150291638I bet he’s old enough to actually post here now.
>>150292316Is that you, Ianon?
>>150291263Oh shit, finally. Haven't seen one in ages. I miss this show, I hope they give it another series like Gumball recently got.
>>150293410I hope so too.
>>150292013>>150293410It annoys me more than it should when anons pretend one of the most iconic UK franchises is some obscure hidden gem only you know about just because it's not currently culturally relevant. How little personality do you have that you think liking Dangermouse makes you a special snowflake?
>>150293698I genuinely don't know how my post implied that. All I said was I miss the show and wish it would come back.
>>150293698it's very obscure outside of the UK, bongertardi can't speak for him though because i didn't care for it :^)
>>150293698Who took a Danger Shit in your cornflakes this morning?
>>150294294The same person who went for a Danger Swim in my Danger Tea.
>>150293698I'm better than everyone because I only cling to shows that haven't been rebooted. Like Eek the Cat. He's like a reverse Garfield. He says "Kumbaya I gotta help everybody!" and then the universe tortures him. And Aaaahhhh Real Monsters. And Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
>>150293410Remember what they took from us.
>>150293698>Danger Mouse threads don't happen as often as they used to>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE MUCH?
>>150294560Never forget what THEY took from US
>>150291263Underrated
>>150291638same. 2019 was a good year
>>150295441That was ironically the year the show ended.
>>150296020How long did the comics go on for?
>>150296055I'm guessing it finished around the same time.
>>150295409We never got a single instance of a character commenting on how fat Squawk's butt is thanks to it ending…
>>150296909There should've been a moment where Penfold uses Squawk's butt to shield himself away from a dart. The dart hits her butt, and she angrily glares at Penfold as the dart makes her butt expand even more.
>>150297288>>150296909Can you shut the fuck up? You should've died instead of Ianon
>>150291263I've never seen this series before. What is it about?
>>150299970A dangerous mouse, are you blind?
>>150291263Series 2 was a complete downgrade
>>150300745Am I a tasteless retard if I don't notice a change in quality between season 1 and 2? Both are a mixed bag for me. I guess season 1 introduced better side characters and villains, and has no clip episodes.Also c'mon guys pls don't yell at Calvin, he's all we've got left. Poor lad's harmless, let him have his fun.
>>150300245>A dangerous mouse, are you blind?No but Danger Mouse is (in one eye)
>>150301251I never watched the original all the way through, do they EVER address what happened to him?
>>150293920Are you kidding? This and Inspector Gadget were pretty much Nickelodeon's biggest cartoons before the Nicktoons were introduced.
>>150301361ok grandpa
>>150291263does anybody know which of Mike Harding's many albums if any has the soundtrack on it?
>>150301282No. The reboot actually showed him without his patch and it's so bizarre how unceremonious it is
Wait so DM is entitled to disabled parking
>>150291263He's hot
>>150301282No, there is one scene in the original where you can clearly see where his eye would be but is not, but otherwise like this one they avoid the topic
>>150301982Don't you need a placard from the government these days? That's like putting a blue badge on the Batmobile.
>>150301982There's nothing disabled or handicapped about Danger Mouse, he's more capable than most people with 2 eyes. Bitch can literally punch through steel>>150292013Aww, I hope he sees this anon
>>150302312>Bitch can literally punch through steelA downie could easily beat you to death with tard strength, they still have a medical issue.
he needs to fuck secret squirrel
>>150302563Danger Mouse has tard strength... interesting
>>150302800You can't read for shit
>>150303009But it makes more sense because I never understood why they borderline made him a gymbro but designed him like a noodly twink
>>150296909Do you think any of the animators ever drew any art of Squawk's ass in private? Knowing what animators tend to get up to, I kinda want to know.>>150297329Suck a bucket full of dicks.
>>150304593At least one animator was definitely horny for Penfold. There's loads of Penfold butt shots.
>>150304669Isn't Penfold a kid?
>>150305234No? He doesn't sound or act like a kid and he looks like a middle aged salaryman. How could you possibly have come to that conclusion?
>>150305234How the fuck
Grovel
>>150305400Who?
>>150305339He's short, high-pitched, has interest in childish things…
>>150306181>Didn't watch the original show
Less Penfold and more of this.
>>150306340Oh! You're a retard, that explains it
>>150307798Ugh, I hate Jeopardy. Too skinny.
>>150307798Sexo
>>150291263Danger
>>150292013Jesus that ass
>>150307798YES GOD YES AUTISTIC WAIFU
>>150310380Everybody keeps trying to diagnose the characters but Jeopardy just prefers to follow the rules and not put anybody in unnecessary danger. That's professionalism, autism is deviation from the norm. DM is the one who was canonically diagnosed with a mental illness anyway.https://x.com/dangermouseHQ/status/1091244928380928001
>>150310733Squawk's possibly a sperg, tho
I have great expectations to this like a detective or a secret agent that is a mouse but I watched the reboot before and I didn't like it. So this episode is about danger mouse , the protagonist, and his clumsy assistance penfold getting a mysterious package whit robots inside a little weird way to start the series but alright then DM (danger mouse) gets a call from his mayor that the villian baron greenback I'd causing trouble so DM and penfold go in a car to search him in his car that is well, just a yellow car so they fight a little machine but then greenback calls his crow assistance and uses a cat-like machine to kill them , they trapped penfold for a while but then DM destroys the machine by dancing? Well it is creative while he dances he dodges the machines attacks and destroys it then the mayor offers DM and penfold vacations end of the episode. baron greenback stolen some bagpipes to create a sonic weave weapon so is up to DM to ruin his plan but one day he says in a house of a mcnaaty (a completely not evil name sarcasm) that works for greenback so DM and penfold go to stop him but they get caught and are gonna get kill but they are saved by deus ex machina, sorry I said the amazing ability of DM of singing that breaks the things that hold them and dodge them so the laser rebound and attacks the machine of greenback and frees the bagpipes , good episode but DM'S powers were too convenient. I didn't get what I expected but I was a good show not an amazing one the animation wasn't that good except the backgrounds the voice actors weren't good in my opinion
>>150310992What's with the rambling.
>>150310992>DM's powers were too convenientIsn't that part of his character? That he's always able to do exactly what the situation calls for no matter how ridiculously hyperspecific? He's like a living Context Sensitive Zone from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Probably because he's a parody of Danger Man.>the voice actors weren't good in my opinionDo you mean the reboot or the classic? If you're implying David Jason is a bad voice actor, we're legally allowed to kill you.
>>150311570NTA but>he's SUPPOSED to be a gary stu
>>150312015If it's funny, why not? The show wouldn't be nearly as good if it was about an arrogant incompetent idiot stumbling backwards into unearned victories. Every shitty generic cartoon has that premise. I imagine it's why some people hate the reboot so much, since they kept his physical talents but nerfed his intelligence and it's frustrating to watch someone act cocky while causing problems and being rewarded for it.
>>150312329>it's frustrating to watch someone act cocky while causing problems and being rewarded for it.maybe if you're severely autistic and take childrens cartoons too seriously
>>150312460>Abloo! ABooo! A buh abuh abuh! [Libtard niggerspic noises]Guyyyah! *braps*
>>150307798They didn't use Jeopardy Mouse much did they? Wasted potential
>>150291638
>>150311570Old series wasn't that great. No chicken butt.
>>150312627Are you fucking kidding, I'm glad they didn't use her more. I don't want amerilard cancer in my British media. The thanksgiving episode is hands down the worst episode of the entire show, it's americunt bullshit + toilet humour
>>150313426What were the toilet humour moments?
>>150313534Have you not actually seen it? Otherwise why ask?
>>150313633Just curious.
>>150313633Calvin has a fart fetish and he's trying to make you spell it out so he can fap
>>150313924Only for Squawk. If it involves Jeopardy, then get fucked.
>>150313924...Oh dear god.
>>150314210The guy you were speaking to has a foot fetish.
>>150306181I'M SORRY MASTER I'M SORRY
>>150314598Thanks.
I saw someone selling a Danger Mouse colouring book for kids and they used an image from porn for the cover. Speaking of books, when I get around to it, I'll dump the whole of Danger Mouse Declassified on /co/. Unless someone else already has? I couldn't find it in the archives.
CAAAAAAAALVIIIIIIIIN
>>150315979>I saw someone selling a Danger Mouse colouring book for kids and they used an image from porn for the cover.that sounds hilarious. have a pic?
>>150315979>I saw someone selling a Danger Mouse colouring book for kids and they used an image from porn for the coverYou're joking
>>150315979Sounds cool, looking forward to it! Also what the fuck
Who's Calvin?
>>150302594
>>150301747I thought the joke is that the eye patch is just for show and DM has always had both his eyes, plus he keeps swapping which eye gets the patch to lampshade the original show's notoriously low budget.
>>150320352Is this post AI generated? In neither shows does his eyepatch keep swapping eyes.
>>150319997Thanks, Peter.
>>150315979What?
>>150322598Oh hey, Perla! Good to see you here!(I much prefer you over Smeet)
Danger Mouse in Double Trouble
>>150323188I'd prefer you keep my name outta your whore mouth [Insert Name Here]. Not so fun when you're on the receiving end of things, huh!?Actually wait, I bet you do like being on the receiving end of things... YOU WIN THIS TIME BUT I'LL BE BACK!
>>150323838Can you do some Danger Mouse fan art, Smeet?
>>150291263What's with the eyepatch
>>150323188Jeez why so rude? I like all the locals. Some of them have been hanging out in DM threads for 10 years by now.
>>150323513There's an old DM game called Danger Mouse in Making Whoopee. The reboot cracks a few dirty jokes but I can't remember the old show ever making any like that. Although I do remember DM making a joke about giving Penfold the bird in the episode where they try to catch the carrier pigeon lol
>>150325825>Making WhoopeeThere was a game where Danger Mouse masturbated?
>>150326341...That means sex, bud
