>You live anywhere in the world of 616.>You are a civilian who just hears about stuff going on through the news, the internet and influencers.>Or you are a person who just developed a street-level superpower.Have fun!
FUCK MUTIES
>>150293306As in>bow chicka bow bowor as in>Hail Hydra?
>>150293282I die
>>150293282I dont live in New York so my life will be exactly the same.
>>150294120Anon, you are a genetypical man. Chances are, you'd get a genedivergent GF. Hopefully before the X-men get to her first.
>>150294164>Implying you wouldn't catch strays when some faggot lasers the planet.
>>150294713I'm hoping for an Incursion, actually.
>>150293306Based
>>150293282Can I not?
>>150294732Huh? As in Miles Morales visits you?
>>150294164Live in New York and you experience frequent superhuman and paranormal activity. But you are mostly safe and the city remains intact. Live outside New York and you rarely experience superhuman and paranormal activity. But when you do experience superhuman and paranormal activity, significant number of people are going to die and the city is most likely destroyed. And if you live in a small town, majority of the residents are going to die when they experience superhuman and paranormal activity.
>>150296080>Looks at Bone Idaho.
>>150293282I would pose as a criminal and bait she-hulk into stepping on me
>>150296375based
>>150296375Why would you want She-Hag to step on you?
>>150296375That's 700lbs of hoebag on you.
>>150293431The latter primarily but also the former so my coneuppance is incredibly ironic and properly serves the X-Propaganda goals.
This is funnier if we just make it Seinfeld in 616. Same mundane fun. >"....Can I see that paper when you're done?">"Sure, have it. It's the same front page Spider-Man rant anyway.">"I feel like every other day New York either loves or hates Spider-Man. Which is it?">"What's today?">"Tuesday">"It's hating him.">"You know what they should be printing? The cost of rent going up. No wonder people become supervillains. Hell, I should become a supervillain!">"George, you can't become a supervillain, you feel guilty taking a penny from the leave a penny.">"You're saying I couldn't be a bad guy? What does Doctor Octopus have that I don't, eh? We're both around the same build. I could be....Captain Mollusk or something">"An overweight nutjob with metal arms welded to his back. Your mother would be so proud">"At least I could afford to live in the city">"Because you created property damage that racked up the cost of rent, and now you're in debt for the arms!"
>>150296693Pretty meta thinking I like it
>>150294164California and Florida could also be dangerous. Or you could get involved in a random story involving a non-coastal superhero.
>>150293282I don't live in the USA so I'm sure I'll be good until some ayylmao thanos/darkseid wannabe decides to destroy the planet.
>>150297331>I'll be good until some The kid named Dr.Doom:
>>150295948No, I mean a goddamn INCURSION. I wanna stand on a rooftop and smoke a joint while I'm looking at this. Pretty damn good way to go, right?
>>150297700TRVE
>>150297700That is pretty cool I’ll admit
>Move to Nebraska to get away from superhero bullshit in the cities>One day while I'm on the shitter at the office I start hearing explosions>Turns out I was working for an AIM subsidiary and some super spy murdered everyone to steal our serversEvery fucking time, at least it's better than my last boss turning out to be some Satanist sacrificing the secretary pool for magic powers.
>>150296569giwtwm
Jameson releasing another hit piece on Spiderman. It’s so obvious he hates the guy ‘cause he’s black.
>>150300117>>150296805>A "The office" kind of series with normal humans trying to survive their 9 to 5 in a superhero world would be kind of cool.>Maybe with a little inspiration of Ugly Americans in the sense that some of them have powers, or are muties or ayys or shit. But none of them with the level or motivation to become a hero or a villain.
if you do not mate exclusively with beast people than you are a beta cuck.we must embrace the next step of human evolution here people. muties are fine too but thats just as a last resort. AND SHAPESHIFTERS ARE CONSIDERED CHEATING
>If I don't develop powers, then I'll try to befriend a mugga so that I'll be safe>Immigrate to Latveria. Doom has crippling autism, but at least I'll be well cared for>Try to practice magic so I could work with the Midnight Suns>work with Hank Pym for the growth/shrink tech for fetish purposes
>>150296805lol>>150301409I'm kind of happy that a Damage Control mockumentary show doesn't exist because even if it sounds like something i could really enjoy, it definitely would suck. I don't trust modern writers and the MCU
>>150301709idiot. Normie friend getting killed instilling a deep sense of justice in the budding hero is 101 archetypal writing workshop
>>150293282I drive around in my truck snatching up bits of alien/super tech until I can cobble together my own bootleg Iron Man suit.
Do you think in 616 defense and large tech companies with government contracts forbid their employees from dating black people on the off chance that they’re secretly Wakandan spies trying to steal American state secrets
>>150302498maybe they also force you to do blood tests to make sure you are not a mutie and by proxy, a krakoa sympathizer
>>150293282TOAA is a hack.
