Reminder that Emma is an old unwashed hag who uses her telepathy to trick everyone around her into perceiving her as beautiful. Marvel has successfully spawned an entire community of gooners (especially after Rivals launched) unwittingly jorking penits to an unkempt frumpy boomer.
>>150294175
>>150294175>Reminder that Emma is an old unwashed hag who uses her telepathy to trick everyone around her into perceiving her as beautiful.That is false, but she is like 90% plastic. she has the "Best body money can buy." after all.
>>150294196>I've made it so you can see the real me>nothing changes >This whole time Emma has been a beautiful woman pretending to be an ugly mutant with the power to make everyone think she's beautiful to grift the shit out of mutants
>>150294175Ok Jean
>>150294454I thought it was a spider in the thumbnail
>>150294220Wasn't it dark beast or sinister who enhanced her? So the enhancements are probably less plastic & more genetic manipulation
>>150294936What?
>>150294196Emma Should get Kamala her own set of lingerie so she can get the white bf she deserves (me)
>>150297787 Wait are you Cyclops or Bruno?
>>150294220little bit of column a, little bit of column b, little bit of used krakoan eggs to engineer the best bimbobitchbod possible
>>150299689She deserves an Asgardian Chud lifter boyfriend
>>150299815Who?
>>150297193Emma says she's letting Kamala see how she really looks, something mentioned in past issues but not not depicted on panel there, so the joke is that Emma's been lying to everyone, even the viewer, about secretly slumming it.
>>150294175t. Jean
>>150294220She's not ugly, she's just ugly with irl filters.
>>150294175This was only a plot point in old man Logan. The only canon ugly X-woman from the old guard is Kitty
>>150294220Wouldn't the resurrection protocols back on Krakoa have made her plastic enhancements 'natural' (at least so far as one can be with a cloned/genetically perfected cloned vessel?
>>150301529>supposedly slumming it>wakes up pretty enough that all she needs to do is brush her hair and project better clothes Emma really is playing up "real me" a lot
>>150294175>>150301529It doesn't mean she does this all the time.
>>150306016milk.
>>150294175She's not bad looking but has had work done
>>150305447Emma doesn't have issues, She has subscriptions.First there was daddy issues, then her first love hated mutants and then the girl she thought she'd made a friend with in college tried to mind control her.Then a dead boyfriend following a plan to fake a kidnapping to her father reveals he doesn't care if she lives, where she only got the money because the story broke publicly and he couldn't do nothing.Then she joined the Hellfire club, a Cesspit of the worst of humanity for years.And now probably the best man she's ever had compares her to Jean all the time.
>>150308245She looks anorexic
>>150294175>>150294220That was BEFORE KrakoaShe literally put herself into one of the seeds to be reborn the way she wants to be, she really rebuilt her entire body to be a giga stacy.But it doesnt change the fact that she is literally the Mutant Misato and Rin Tohsaka and she still uses her powers to hide her dressed in pajamas because she doesn't know how to use a laundry machine>>150301529this is after she had krakoa reform her body.she may be a gigastacy now, but she is still a lazy bum who can't even wash herself properly and has to use her powers to hide that
>>150294175What delectable-looking armpits!
>>150294175Still would breed her
>>150294196Molested
>>150294175Anon thats ice cold...
>>150308398The coat on the left is hilarious
>>150309357>put herself in a new bodyso technically she became a virgin
>>150294175>"ugh ugh ugh ms frost, i think I'm gonna...">mind control drops showing the most mid middle aged woman ever>"I'm COOMING UGH GH"you underestimate the power of maturussy
>>150309357>rebuilds herself to be the hottest woman ever>cant even wash her own clothes and behaves like the 2 laziest sluts in jap anime history and the behavior of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahvjuoUOWC8It explains why tony fell for her without mindwashing.
I only started liking Emma Frost when I found out she's a girl failure pretending to be a girl boss
>>150294454Scott was a victim
>>150308398nice costume design
>>150294175makes me curious about how she'll do against a pure hearted soul, a true force of good.a stereotypical heroic figure out of a fairy tale, someone with a clear mind and pure heart willing to fight for the right thing and specifically it has to be a young guy, probably 18 or so...no selfishness or anything, kinda like a jonathan joestar type of guy.
All of those tit surgeries and BBLs and filters the money form Krakoa
Is it just me, or is Wolverine the only X-Men with good stories, or at least ones where they try to be experimental? Weapon X is really good.
>>150294175Thanks for the reminder, OP!
>>150300105An Asgardian Chud lifter boyfriend.
>>150316887>An Asgardian Chud lifter boyfriend.An Asgardian Chud who lifts, or a lifter who lifts Asgardian Chuds?
>>150313446Jack Frost cosplay?
>>150314127If we're talking solo stuff then I've enjoyed some old Dazzler, the Magneto solo from 2014?( the one where he's traveling around with a shaved head and reluctantly working with humans.)
>>150309357You're really dedicated to Emma being a slob, huh? Fuck, it's actually working for me.>>150313446Oh, we already know what that would be like. She'd fall for him completely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQybgJCswF0
>>150319935Interesting to note that it's actually the second time Emma's taken a liking to Peter, the first being in the Marvel Adventures continuity.
>>150319935
>>150321753>Hug it out>Thwip!Sometimes she's pretty decent.
>>150321753That suit looks DAMN GOOD on her!
>>150321753pure sex
>>150313446That was Scott when they met.And she rode his dick as fast as she could.
>>150319935I'm actually surprised they put the full line here.
>>150321753
>>150294175That sound cool.
>>150325536hehe i get it
>>150309357>She literally put herself into one of the seeds to be reborn the way she wants to be, she really rebuilt her entire body to be a giga stacy.I mean she used to be a prostitute, so, I guess she used the seed to re-virgin her pussy too? Or at least enough for it to still have some internal friction, instead of it being like throwing a tenis ball into the Grand Canyon...Wait, is this what mutants do? Mutant women using the seeds to re-virgin themselves and lie about their body counts, and mutant males using the seeds to give themselves size and girth?They ain't escaping the sex cult allegations.
>>150327005Then tony stark was the best sex she had in years.Scott was humiliated by Iron Man once more.
>>150318033nah just a model, a real albino.
>>150313446Is this the guy who made his mom a B2 cosplay and made out with her?
>>150327093>compared to ugly bastards that paid to rail her.Yeah that's not a high bar...
>Sealing Emma's mutant power>Giving Emma aphrodisiac drugs>Making Emma beg for it.>Calling Emma an ugly hag while having sex with her.>Gaslighting Emma into thinking that she is an ugly hag who is lucky that someone loves her.
>>150294175So just like every woman if you replace telepathy with gaslighting, delusionally inflated ego, overall annoying evil manipulative behaviour, sabotage and overall bullshittery of every kind. Are we gonna make some anti-female-BS laws or do we need to lose a few more billions or trillions in indirect ways until some new kind of civil world war starts. Oh wait it's probly about to start eventually anyway from the sheer ungrateful disrespect towards men anyway.
>>150327717words cannot express how much you need to get into shape and go outside.
obligatory
>>150328002>Neck
emma sexo?
bump
>>150327217nah that guy was japanese...
>>150328002When stylisation goes too far.
>>150324793yeah but scott isn't a young albino model.thats what I want to see, the very peak of humanity manifested into that body.a pure and clean soul thats doing his best to help the world through heroics, made to be a beacon for any psychics like miss frost here, it will write itself and hilarity would ensure since that himbo will drive them nuts.
All the tit implants and BBL krakoa can offer for Emma at least that’s why she looks like that in Rivals
>>150329919The one time synergy would be nice
>>150294175Why does Cyclops only date women who can and will telepathically molest him anyway
>>150330261Not all of Scott's love interests are mind rapists.
>>150308398>And now probably the best man she's ever had compares her to Jean all the time.Emma's not a good person but I still hate how the X-Men treat her. Like in Morrison's arc, Cyclops is always doing this shit, and Jean forces herself into Emma's mind to look at her history without consent. Fucked up.
>>150330261Canonically psychics are attracted to his mind because he's really anal about keeping his thoughts and emotions ordered and compartmentalized. It's like some sort of autistic math project in there and apparently that gets psychics hot and bothered. On the flipside, he's more resistant to psychic intrusion than other non-psychic people so he's more comfortable around psychics than most would be.
>>150330596I've always liked Lee Forrester. But basically any of Scott's girlfriends who aren't Jean or Emma are great. Maddie was great too before they decided she was a Jean clone.
>>150294175Not true because Emma still looks fabulous even when she's lost her powers, is knocked out, is focused on using them on one target, or in photos and videos (which she wouldn't be able to alter). It just doesn't make any sense. That one comic where she uses her powers to look put together during a morning hang-over is just a thing she does every once in a while.
>>150294220>she is like 90% plastic. she has the "Best body money can buy." after alAlso makes no sense given Emma's time on Krakoa, she would have access to cosmetic procedures that are 100% organic, no need for crude silicone.
Emma, pre-Krakoan resurrection, was still only in her 20s. She's about ten years older than Kitty Pryde.
I don't find her attractive. I mean, I'd have sex with her but I won't be smiling.
>>150294175How does she keep her figure and beauty when she turns diamond form and her telepathy doesn't work.
>>150330976??? Isn’t she from the 1700s? And even then I though it was canon she was mid 30s
>>150331056>Isn’t she from the 1700s?You're thinking of someone else. Destiny or Selene, maybe.>And even then I though it was canon she was mid 30s I should have said Emma was in her 20s when introduced, she would have been in her 30s by the time of Krakoa.
>>150331056That is Logan.
>>150294454This is some fucking Moon Over June shit
>>150328002What's she doing with Plastic Man?
>>150311866>>150327005you guys need to understand that no matter how much they roll back the odometer...they'll never get that new car smell back and they know that.
I like her because she doesn't wear a lot of clothes :)
>>150332426Man, fuck you. It's been years since I've thought about that shit.
>>150331032Emma Frost just revealed this anon is Gay
>>150327005>I mean she used to be a prostituteWhen was this? All I remember was when she briefly 'danced' for the HFC but she used her powers to make them think she was dancing. It makes no sense that a psychic would have to prostitute herself, especially when she used her powers to make it big on wall street
>>150308398>And now probably the best man she's ever had compares her to Jean all the time.Oh yeah the deadbeat dad who treated her like a cash register and choked her out, great guy
>>150333339>>150335556both so close
>>150294175corsets >>>>>>>>>>>
>>150294175I always thought it was downright pathetic that Cyclops bragged about fucking her.Imagine gloating about fucking prostitutes
>>150340717Cyclops is THE go to writer self insert character, pathetic comes with the territory
I wrote my own versions of Marvel characters.>Emma is the leader of the Hellfire Club, the Lady Imperial >Sees herself as the empress of all mutantkind, and with good reason considering she's probably one of if not THE strongest mutant currently alive>Enslaves mutants and traffics them because she believes everyone is inferior to her. Sexual slavery, fight clubs, personal bodyguards, the whole lot.>Any mutants who she "Likes" get added to her personal staff of servants, which she gaslights into thinking she's the ideal option. This is shown with her mindbreak of Lifeguard, where she basically made her legitimately think she was perfect.>6,3>Also wears a business suit>Is generally cruel, monstrous, and has a queen complexWell? What do you think?
>>150341363I think you should stick to stacking shelves, which means you'll probably be snapped up by Marvel very soon
>>150328002Hey, why's she bitch-slapping White Frozone?
>>150341547What the fuck are you talking about?
>>150341681You are a black hole of talent and therefore a perfect fit for the marvel™ family
>>150341363I recommend you >>150328148
>>150335696>It makes no sense that a psychic would have to prostitute herself, especially when she used her powers to make it big on wall streetShe didn't do it for the money, she did it for the sex.
>>150341363Hey I read that fanfic
Which mutie do you think Emma should groom?
>>150294175Why is she so cool, X-bros?
>>150344620she isn't.
>>150343286Every generation's new teen girl mutant character belongs to Emma. This is why Generation X is still her best book, she had a harem of them almost totally to herself.
>>150344667based
>>150342382I did!>>150342317What makes you say that?
>>150294175I am surprised to this day that nobody knocked her up in all those years.
>>150342936Huh?
>>150332914This was good stuff
>>150346645Maybe her womb is barren
>>150341363she needs a son figure in her life, a daughter and son for her to mommy in a way, twins preferably as I can foresee her getting attached to the little shits and hating it
>>150347687she literally made herself infertile, because she doesn't like periods.
>>150348017...I would call her a dumbass if she didn't even save her eggs but then again that world has the tech to clone and use dna to make new beings.she has the resources to tailor herself a heir should the need arise.
>>150348017>>150348052Mutants...are they even sane at this point?
>>150348370nope, they ain't...and worse of all they believe themselves they are sane and even virtuous, the good guys.at least magneto was clever enough to make his group focus on a bigger goal despite hating the fact that he became what he hated in the process.
>>150348370you see, mutants rather than siring offsprings, just want to elongate their own lifespawn as much as they possibly can.
>>150348596(me) and I did use "elongate" instead of "expand" on purpose.
>>150294175>(especially after Rivals launched) unwittingly jorking penits to an unkempt frumpy boomer.>implying i need to be "tricked" into Jorking it to an ugly bitch
>>150348731I think people need to research ways that let you rape psykers.
>>150341363Nothing like Emma at all, just your own character.
>>150294175U just mad
>>150348944Seconded.
>>150321632God those comics had no rightbbeing that good.
>>150314127Gambit too.
>>150335696>>150335696She's spirituality a prostitute. She could have used her powers for anything, yet she used them to convince men she was a stripper.
>>150348017Is this a Marvel thing? Rogue just doesn't want kids.
>>150349230Why can't she be an evil socialite?
>>150306016I think the writer forgot to bold the African part if he decided to include that word in the script. Kek how do you write X-Men and still come off as racist with Wolverine?
>>150344620ice powers
>>150348370
>>150306016>Racist against Africans>Color of his GF EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.Also, they say Nelson Mandela, but Adolf Hitler was right there.
>>150294196>Inu-mutantwhat?
>>150356888SHE IS A PAKISTANI-AMERICAN INHU-MUTANT, DID SHE STUTTER?SHE IS DIVERSE!
>>150294175Emma was best in the 90's, nice and irrelevant.
>>150357852Generation X fan?
>>150294175there is no legitimate proof of this
>>150294175OP is correctfun fact: in generation x, issue minus 1, dark beast arrives from the Age of Apocalypse timeline and encounters emma frost in the morlock tunnels. x-writers never follow up on this, but if he groomed her to be evil, it would make sense for her to have jumped from morlock lumpenproletarian to bourgeois hellfire club member. it would also explain dark beast's ability to be resistant to nate grey's psychic abilities, if he was able to convince her to let him use her mind to bolster his own permanently. lastly, it would explain why emma hates regular beast so much. she unconsciously hates him or maybe has been trying to sabotage him this entire time due to her interactions with dark beast. it would explain why she was a fucking bitch to 616 beast even though he was literally the only one that actually gave a shit enough to try to put her back together after she shattered
>>150358819She hates him because he's ugly
>>150359261Emma would never
cool thread
I just finished reading Weapon X. BWS does the carry job of the century in that book. Mid-plot but great art. I'm starting to like the 616 X-Men less. Idk, am I the only one who likes Ultimate Wolverine better? Where they made him a bigger asshole.
>>150294175Then why does she still look the same when she turns into a diamond and can’t use her telepathy?
>>150294175>an old unwashed hagA canon fatass, too.
>>150294175What is her powers again?
>>150327717She’s fictional, calm your tits.
>>150332914Same
>>150362029Hot
>>150362029Prove it.
>>150294175>Emma is an old unwashed hag
>>150294196>>150301529>>150308245Oh, gingers... the 2nd blond
>>150363510>for drawing
>>150331056She's about the same age as the O5
>>150364015HAG!
>>150319935Emma/Peter would be a really interesting romance>Solves all Peter's money issues>Peter can't pull his "lies to everyone all the time constantly" schtick that ruins all his other interpersonal relationships>Parallels in the loss of Uncle Ben/The Hellions as the impetus for becoming a hero>Totally opposite views on how power should be wieldedAlso fun fact they both attended ESU at roughly the same time.
>>150294175>Emma is an old unwashed hagBetter now?
>>150364798I see it as similar to his relationship with Felicia where he sees the good in her and she slowly falls for his noble spirit Hellions thing could be the start of their connection. Shes going through her own rough time and sees the new hero in need of help and a mentor as he seems to be flailing around with rookie mistakes or maybe he finds her down in spirits >>150364833Eh, depends. Any other fanart like this or is Rivals Emma the closest to 7ft glamazon
>>150365596Rivals Emma's thigh is as thick as Peni Parker's torso.
>>150364833Nice
>>150362770
>>150366297
>>150321753That's the most creative use of psychic powers I've seen in a while
>>150321632>>150319935>>150364798>made a contract with Marvel Satan, which consisted of giving up his marriage and aborting his unborn daughter, so that his 85 year old aunt could live another few years>pure hearted soul that is a true force for goodpick one
>>150366755We do not acknowledge the awful and completely OOC mess that is modern Spider-Man
>>150366307>far more than that...Yeah I'm pressing an X on that one.
>>150356847>Also, they say Nelson Mandela, but Adolf Hitler was right there.>Warren Ellis using Wolverine as his mouthpiece for talking about African heads of state>but Adolf Hitler was right there.When was Hitler ever head of an African state? Not sure how he's relevant to the conversation on that page.
>>150364015>She's about the same age as the O5She was supposed to be at least in her 30s when she was introduced in the early 80s. The time when Morrison had Emma claim to be 27 may not have been intended as truthful, assuming he even knew how old she was supposed to be.
>>150364798>Also fun fact they both attended ESU at roughly the same time.Amazing how he went to school with so many other heroes spouses and could have easily ended up with them if things had gone slightly differently.
>>150294175Your pic disagrees
>>150294175Hmmm
>>150368140She was a teenager when the O5 were first operating
>>150370492Well yeah, everything from the 2000s onwards has been taking that one Morrison line at face value and rewriting her history to make her younger and then a lot of retcons to pretend she did nothing wrong. I'd prioritize what her creators intended over retcons from decades later when most of the books were unreadable.
>>150370244Completely different, desu.
>>150364833Ok, That Is Awesome, Bro.
Emma is the kind of white woman whose fault it s that the X-men can't keep dogs.
>>150374172I'd let her keep me as a dog if you know what I mean
>>150306016I fucking loved this artist version of pig nosed Emma.
>>150301529So she walks around wearing dirty clothes and constantly stinks?No wonder comicfags love her.>>150305447You can't even understand what you're looking at. She didn't brush her hair. She put on lipstick, sunglasses, and wrong sized boots.She's wearing the same clothes she went to bed in. Meaning she didn't do anything, that's like you going to the store in the same pjs that you slept in.
>>150306016>Logan being a based pedo as always
>>150294175>>150306016>>150347608There really is something about looking up her slightly upturned nose that I like.
>>150321753Are there any more of this action? It's pretty fun.
What did she mean by this?
>>150294175Claremont writing...
>>150378131She either like her and is sharing in her hobby.OR dislikes her and wanted her embarrassed by Emma's hobby in a public-ish place.Either way she's spending time on her hobby.
>>150378532Emma has always wanted to share
>>150378711She's always looking for someone new to play with...
>>150378131Why is it than when Claremont slips his fetishes into a comic he's like a funny horny uncle, but Warren Ellis does it he's like a masturbating tramp on the bus?
>>150378770Chris has it, Ellis doesn't
>>150358819I don't recall her hating Beast, he seemed nice to her during morrison run and later on, what run/issue?>>150362037Telepathy, later on she can turn into a diamond where depending on the issue she is immune to telepathy/resistant or venerable
>>150378770one is more subtle than the other or its from further ago or seems more innocent rather than blatant, take your pick
>>150294175Was Emma a Frost Giant from Thor series?
>>150380545that would be so funny.
>>150378711emma mindraping ororo is so hot.
>>150319935>>150321632>>150321753PeterXEmma is something I didn't know I needed more of.
>>150383440you probably would have fucking died like the rest her kids kitty
>>150294175Emma the Frost?
>>150383741
>>150384534This need to be a thing. young stud x cougar hag is pure peak!
