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>Sun Disk scales to the average Viltrumite
>Lightning to the power of ten scaling
>Omnipotus scaling
>Spawn scaling
>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling
>Every Smart Atom canonically produces Big Bang level power
>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and Hulk
And yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.
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>92
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/dbs/ still won the war on moe with the new Texas law and Japan politicians pushing for laws against moepedos too.
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/dbs/ lost.
SHITgon SHIT lost.
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Leave yellow Superman to me.
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>>150298992
>92
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I HATE WEAKLING
*destroys /dbs/*
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Gentlemen... Behave yourselves...
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>>150299059
/dbs/ also won by surviving the site's nuke and contributing to the jannies' doxxing. Not the first time they exposed real pedophiles, btw.
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>>150299096
KEK
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>Oh hey Ruby. Sorry to hear about your loss for Ms. /co/, surely that will be the only loss you have this week
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Which Death Battle girl would make Denji cum the quickest with their hand?
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/dbs/PUPS should not get uppity. /dbg/ discusses ALL media, from moe to reality.
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>the jannies totally banned /dbs/ this time, guys
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Post /dbs/ not jobbing to mods and having fast threads.
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>>150299039
>>150299073
Anissa is here...
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>>150299145
Esdeath has the biggest chest so Denji wouldn't even last a second because he's a simp
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>>150299059
Not a need law. And didnt ban loli
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>>150299163
Her son is hotter and has a bigger ass
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>>150299163
>from moe
See >>150299168
Done.
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>>150299143
At least she can run for a tournament. I'm still mad about the retard that killed the chances for /a/ tournaments.
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>>150298992
So any version of Mark gapes DB? Damn.
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>>150299163
>p-please discuss moeshit
No. Also Soul Eater is shit and GODku solos your verse.
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>>150299143
>SHITby already lost
0-2 next week
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>>150299205
>Fat assed femboy lover
Favorite character?
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/dbs/pics? don't worry, Gentlemen. I am here to clean these sacred HALLS of those roaches.
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Ruby Rose has lost to Death Battler winner Toph
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>>150299254
Broly (Super) of course!
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>>150298992
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>>150299265
NOOOOOOOO IVAN STOPPP ACCKKKK MY ASSHOLEEEEEEEE
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>>150299168
These threads are already bootleg /dbs/ anyway. Just more fun because of more characters.
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OH NO!
THEY'RE GONNA GO
3-0!
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>toph won her round and won her episode
>ruby lost her round and will lose her episode
>raven is an elite nomination and is 2-0
Death Battle is... strong.
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Post your HERO's best durability feat.
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>AAIIIIIIEEEEEE HELP ME SUPERMAN-SAMA!! THIS WALL-LEVEL ELEPHANT IS TOO STRONG FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Remember when these threads were shitposting about fucking Lord of the Rings last week? That still makes me laugh, those posts were funny as fuck.
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>>150299238
>Elephant victim babble
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>>150299199
The law was so vaguely written (intentional btw) and with everything else getting censored, it probably will. We are going into a pretty sanitized era of art and internet.
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>>150299362
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Men... post the Goku lifting "feats".
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>>150299310
>Ivan
His name is COLONEL KOSLOV SERGEYSON, RAT! GET IT RIGHT! HNNG!!!
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>>150299397
Not a real black hole.

>B-BUT

Saiyans can't even survive in space, what makes you think they could survive in a black hole?
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>Goku hasn't won a single Death Battle except against himself
>Vegeta beat Shadow
>Even Freeza beat Megatron
>Even Mr. Satan got a win
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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>exposed pedophiles on /co/, /a/ and /trash/
>doxxed trannies
>mindbroke the janny board
>reshaped this site's entire culture
>influenced official Dragon Ball material with memes
>forced site's moderation to change captcha system and waiting time more than once
>exposed samefaggotry and forced the site to remove Ip count
>broke every single anti ban evading tactic
>consequently, made everyone angry with the site's changes to the point it got the site down and the entire administration's doxxed
>turned jannies' work into hell to the point many cried and begged them to stop or just straight gave up
>has the entire administration waging war on them for years. Never got able to finish them once and for all
>forced them to revert the waiting time
>create multiple colonies across the site
>biggest anti moe shit force
>still lives on. all bans evaded
>enterjiren.jpg still constantly banned duo fear
>unkillable
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>>150299162
>>150299188
Post Black Star tanking something on the level of a Masenko.
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>SUPERCHAD YOUR HANDS ARE TOO FUARKING STRONG LET GO OF MEEEEEEE AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>150299413
On it!
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>>150299371
Shitposting...? Do you are doubt Outerversal Gandalf?
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>>150299424
>unkillable
>check current dragon ball thread on /a/

>it's on fucking page 5 at 200 posts
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Post /dbs/'s PPH.
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>>150299443
>Do you are doubt
>ESL
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>>150299427
What does the guy from Dragon Ball Abridged have to do with anything?
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>>150299413
Will Vegeta do? All the saiyans look the same to me.
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>>150299423
>Goku never fights weaklings
>every fight against Superman is rigged because the authors are pro lgbt onions redditors that loves jewish characters too much
Yep, YEP!
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Goku vs. Fire Hydrant in DB when.
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>>150299443
Lord of the ESL...
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>>150299413
AAAAIIIEEEEEEE IT'S SO HEAVY! I BETTER TURN SUPER SAIYAN 4 FOR THIS!!
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>>150299463
Fool.
>MasakoX = Abridger
>Masako Nozawa = Japanese Goku, Gohan, Goten, and Bardock
>Masenko = Gohan's attack
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Why is the Dragon Ball verse so weak?
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3-0
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>>150299362
>>150299489
That elephant and building would obliterate Superman.
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>>150299513
No lies detected.
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>>150299330
Toph and Raven already got their grooves back in 2023 after a jobber era and this is actually the best Ruby has done yet. Last year was her first time qualifying and she lost round 1 to the tournament's winner.
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>>150299501
>3-AACKKKK
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>POST YOUR CHARACTER DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN
Godzilla Earth flattened several mountains with a single tail whip. Shin Ultraman blew up over 20 mountains with a single Spacium ray.
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>/dbs/bros get mad at unironically on-topic discussion
>try taking over the thread
>instantly get btfo'd
Yeah that seems about right. Dragon Ball has to share with the rest in these threads
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I've started reading "So I'm a spider, so what" and it is endearing as far as Light Novel Isekais go.
Rather than a single reincarmation, it is a whole classroom getting reincarnated into a fantasy world at the same time.
No one has truly broken skills on an innate level (like the main protagonist only gets a skill that gives her higher returns on her speed growth).
Also unlike some settings, more than just the protag and their party have access to the same system of growth and leveling up.
So I think it helps address some of the main issues of isekai fiction.
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>no response
Heh, that was easy. I guess I win.
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>>150299397
>Base tired Goku tanking that shit
That's MY hero!!!
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Rei DIVINEanami
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>>150299546
Godzilla is...
THE STRONGEST
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>slander thread
I shant.
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>>150299554
But nobody else besides you entered the gay cuckhold competition Gohan...
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ENTER
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>>150299418
It literally has the attribute of "Not even light can escape it" ascribed to it.
Actual black hole or not, it is a gravitational singularity and Goku is somehow alive in it.
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>TYRONE SAMA PLEASE DON'T SHOOAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
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>>150299517
>completely devastated area
>a singly fire hydrant stands
>tanks Gokek being sent flying from Zamasu's punch
H-how powerful is this single object???
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>>150298992
The Sun Disc is gonna look less impressive in the animated series won't it?
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>goku unironically has worse lifting feats than fucking kratos
jesus christ
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>>150299501
>five seconds later
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I really want Ruby to lose
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>>150299582
>Flees in terror while pissing and shitting self
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>>150299619
>check goku's highest lifting feat, he's GOT to have something more impressive than that, it's goku
>it's this
Hahahahaha holy shit
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>>150299501
It's 3-1, Goku won in the wizard magazine fight.
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If your favorite character can't open this door then you are NOT welcome here.
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Elephantbros…
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>>150299670
FUARK!!!!!
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>>150299627
…her virginity
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>>150299670
Open sesame!
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Beerus? Stronger than Elephants btw.
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>>150299371
Link it mang. I want to see it.
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>>150299702
I don't know if this is better or worse than episodes of Invincible Post Season 1.
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>>150299649
GT Goku technically has a better lifting feat. He lifted an entire city full of people. Guess the thing he's lifting doesnt have an offical weight either Could be a googolplex.
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SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>150299712
>Beerus
Sukuna victim.
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HULK SMASH!!!
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>>150299221
What retard?
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>>150299755
Goku...
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no disrespect to Jack the ripper
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>>150299755
That's a job for me!
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>>150299600
I mean it will probably look like an actual satellite rather than something that Death Battle was somehow able to convince people was just a gravitationally stationary object.
So by that metric, yes. The actual structure will be more impressive, so its destruction will be less impressive (since it wouldn't have to be as physics defyingly large).
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>>150299702
Wasn't Goku literally stated by Whis that he will never be able to match Frieza in base form?
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>Find animation of Yang vs Leone
>Pretty well animated
>Enjoying the video
>Suddenly get rock hard and excited when they're beating each other up
I think there is somthing very wrong with me.
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>>150299764
Hulkbros...
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WE
>Kratos grapples Goku, the Saiyan unable to escape from Kratos' muscles capable of lifting entire temples
MUST
>Goku attempts to channel Ki to break free, but his concentration is ruined by Kratos' arms constricting his airway, preventing him from breathing
BE
>Goku reverts from his legendary Ultra Instinct form down to base, his stamina drained heavily
BETTER
>Goku closes his eyes, nearly fainting at the heat being generated by the Spartan's rage
MEN
>With a single solemn flex of his muscles, Kratos snaps Goku's neck, ending the Saiyan's threat for good
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>>150299819
If it makes you feel any better, cat fights aren't exactly niche in the world of fetish material.
Fighting is like sex, but there's a winner and loser.
And for Ryona types, death is presumably what they see as the ultimate climax.
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Superman when people ask him to defeat Goku, Batman, Sasuke, Shaggy...
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>>150299424
Why the FUCK did my computer just explode?!
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>>150299819
You are getting possesed by Ben metaphysical waves
>>150299864
>Fighting is like sex, but there's a winner and loser.
Rape?
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>>150299909
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T CLEAN YOUR FANS YOU LAZY FUCK
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>>150299845
Yknow, I think this one is probably still accurate in a sense.
With Ultima (and probably Doomsday) Hulk is responding to disaster and is trying to stop a villainous entity.
With Broly, he's totally passive outside of a fighting scenario, so Hulk and Banner have no real reason to come back instantly.
Granted, that only applies to the personality that Super Broly has.
With Z Broly, Hulk would be more motivated to kill him dead.
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>>150299864
>Fighting is like sex, but there's a winner and loser.
That's the same as sex, the top and the bottom.
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>>150299846
That temple is Yamcha tier.
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>>150299955
Except that women wins most of the time
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>>150299901
>Sasuke
Dr. Snakes?
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>>150298992
The Sun Disk is the most wanked feat they've done in a while. Its not even that big.
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>>150299917
Not necessarily rape. A fight can happen on equal terms like consensual sex.
Actually, rape can't really fit into that framework, since there aren't really the same dynamics at play.
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>>150299983
How so?
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...
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>ruby's death battle announced around the same time as ms. /co/
>finally gets some momentum and makes it past round 1
>immediately has to go up against Toph
>everyone wants her to lose her death battle too
>wasn't even supposed to win her dbx
Will Ruby EVER legitimately win anything?
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>>150299802
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>>150300019
Manage to bend men's life to their binding with sex. Vaginas made many empires fall.
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Since /a/ banned /dbs/ general all it's shitposters migrated here
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>>150299582
The bush SOLOS them all at once.
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>muh irrelevant moeshit
Stay outside.
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>>150300061
Not all, some are are /ghost/ posting
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>>150300075
Post the bush destroying a mountain.
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>>150300063
My HEROES! It feels so good to be represented and accepted for sucking big meaty cocks, which I absolutely LOVE doing!!
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>>150300061
They were always here. Where do you think we got our sense of humor from?
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>>150300052
But I was told that history is all about men ruling over and controlling women!
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I do not support the LGBTQ+ community, but I do support gays.
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>>150300103
BASED
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I wonder how many posters here are /dbs/posters who just use it as an opportunity to talk and shitpost about other series they like without getting banned for going off-topic. I'm one of them.
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Maka is winning
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>>150300103
Good thing Toei doesn't have rights over CHADgon CHAD IP anymore since Toriyama's death.
My franchise? Free of gay satanic propaganda.
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>>150300061
Yeh, same Kratos and Vegitabro posts even
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>>150300113
jews are matriarchal and rule the world. isn't necessary true that men rules all but women has the power to ruin many men with their vaginas
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>>150299580
But Gohan's bootleg hapa counterpart Mark exists
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>>150300085
MoeGOLD won and /dbs/ lost.
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>>150300096
It TRAPPED and BETRAYED Simon and his cuck cock, but that's more of a really small mound than a mountain.
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Except Mark actually wins his fights and doesn't let people down, unlike FUMBLEhan.
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>>150300139
I'm always using both for years but recently it has been harder to post there. I'm not giving up, however.
Another thing that I enjoy is that I have more content here to discuss and creates shitposts about. Dragon Ball is currently at stale state. Everything has been discussed basically among ourselves.
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>fire hydrant and elephant-sama
>koslov
>bush
>rock that baldur used against kratos
Post more LEGENDS!
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>>150300208
>Mark actually wins his fights and doesn't let people down, unlike FUMBLEhan.
Not what I saw in the show.
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>>150299163
>Fell in love with Stein
>Tried to make him fall into madness so he would plap her
>For that purpose she implanted a madness induced snake into the Aryan Goddess that was living with Stein at that moment
>Frames Stein for Murder in Hopes he would go mad and plap her
>Stein ends up escaping Death City with his Aryan Goddess
>Same Aryan woman gets PREGNANT with Stein's baby while Medusa gets killed by her tranny son
People talk about Maka but Medusa is the actual Cuckquean of Soul Eater
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>>150300004
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My name is Omni-Man, and my favorite thing is _____
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>>150300242
and then BEASTark kills him and fucks eve right on his corpse
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>>150300237
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>>150300249
>transphobic remark
Be a better man.
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>>150300237
Is more than one LEGEND of the same species allowed?
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>>150300001
Their back up explanation (Infinity Ray blows up stars, so why not Viltrum) is a bit harder to deal with though.
They mostly attempt to justify that Viltrum would have to be X size to have Y traits.
The moons are the first thing, but the issue there is the inconsistency of depiction. Most shots don't have any moons and the show only has one so far.
The corpse ring is second. They used the Roche Limit when it didn't really make sense to do so.
Roche Limit is more the point at which a body can be tidally locked. But it would only matter in the hundreds of thousands of years.
Inside Invincible, the Scourge Virus and the corpse ring would have been less than 10000 years old since Thaedus, Krieg, Conquest, and Thragg all get depictions of the era and they look the same.
Viltrumite lifespans are described as being in thousands of years, so it is hard to justify the millions of years timescale Death Battle suggested.
With this in mind, all we have in a semi official capacity is Viltrum's gravity, which comes from the handbook (which itself was made before Conquest even appeared).
So that leaves us with just what we see in the story and what Space Racer's bio says.
I don't really think that's quite enough to justify that Viltrum is much larger or mpre durable than Earth (heck the guidebook implies it should be in a tectonically wrecked state).
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>>150300272
bug sex
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>>150300237
>Dr Gero's door
>The rock that Ares threw on Kratos
>Electric shocks on Superman
>Bullets from the Suicide Squad
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>>150300063
Amy, Rouge, and Cream must hate the gays.
They can be friends with Ruby.
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>>150300277
>>150300293
>>150300300
>>150300237
My HEROES.
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>Dragonkeks getting uppity
BEHAVE
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>>150300269
>>150300249
>>150300295
>characters weaker than Dr Gero's door
Not welcome.
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>>150300293
Knuckles hit Sonic out of his super form, does that mean Knuckles scales to Rock-Sama The Boundless Legend?
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MoeMOLD will be GAPED by the LONE CHAD STATE
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>>150300343
Why do you powerscale Touhou?
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>>150300344
Medusa and any other Soul Eater character would solo Dragon Ball though?
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>>150300357
Knuckles was raised by a rock. Of course he has rock scaling.
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BEHAV-wait a minute.... is that.... A 2 DAY PAST EXPIRATION DATE CARTON OF MILK!? AIEEEEEEEE YUKARI-SAMA SAVE ME MY FANTASY NATURE ISN'T ENOUGH TO ESCAPE THE FOOD POISONIN-ACK! *dies*
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>>150300357
>Knuckes is the only one that can break rock walls on Sonic 3
FUAAAAAAAARK
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>>150300357
It's a sound theory, Rock-sama and KINGckles do share the same place of origin, after all.
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I tripped and fell on the Touhou verse, killing everyone in it. I'm so clumsy.
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>>150300357
GODkles > SuperJOBBER
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>>150300372
We love rock level verses here >>150299478
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Post Goku not jobbing to a heart disease without outside help
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Soul Eater? More like SHIT EATER!
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>>150300249
Justin was the one that framed Stein buddy
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>>150300381
>HEADLESSdusa
Kek! Done.
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>>150300372
I am wired to feel pleasure when women surpass men in something.
Even when the woman is clearly on the wrong I feel happy when they somehow get ahead or hurt men financially, physically, or emotionally.
Because of that I looked for a BOUNDLESS setting full of Cute girls to humiliate male characters with, that's how I found Touhou
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>goku and reimu both instantly job to heart attacks
/dbs/bros.... moebros.... I think you might be able to find common ground...
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>>150300420
I... I...
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>>150300427
Medusa was present when it happened
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>>150300396
>expired milk
Naruto TANKED that. Shonen won against moe AGAIN.
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Post your hero tanking a heart attack. NOW.
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>>150300440
Light Yagami? stomps Goku and Reimu
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>All these opponents being posted
>All these supposed "HEROES"
>I still solo their verse
>I still teach them how to be better men
>I still leave their verse better than when I found it
>All for nothing but the satisfaction that they are better now.
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>>150300424
Holy yum!!! Rukia mentioned.
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It's hard to think of characters that DON'T kill Goku and Reimu accidentally.
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>I still job to rocks too
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>won the g1 blog against dracula specifically because he can survive attacks
ENTER
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>>150300469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQe4H7dgvbU
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>>150300487
Can he tank a heart attack?
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>>150300479
The Death Note only works on humans. Kakarot isn't human.
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Say it.
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Now THIS is /dbs/
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>>150300511
>Tanked it
>Came back from it
MY FUARKING HERO!!!
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Who's the father?
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>>150300515
Doesn't Dracula outstat him in practically EVERYTHING?
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>>150300469
This old fart poster here probably did >>150300515
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>>150300542
Steven Universe considering the watermelon.
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I don't know what happened. I was just walking by Reimu and Goku and the moment I passed them, they exploded. I'm covered in their blood. WHAT DID I DO? I THOUGHT THEY WERE STRONGER! I CAN'T GET THE SMELL OF RETARD AND JAILBAIT OFF ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WASH!
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>>150298992
>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and Hulk
Anyone can say anything. They have no feats to back that up.
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>>150300562
>Hulk after JOBBING to acid
LMAO!
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>>150300601
Statements are facts.
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>>150300542
Why Kiba of course.
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>>150300622
statements outside of the fictional work mean jack shit
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>>150300593
Hal Jordan... Murdered his wife on accident...
...oh and goku too.
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>>150300468
>>150300542
>>150300625
Naruto's anus is STRONG
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>>150300593
A slightly out of date piece of steak....
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>>150300622
Favourite character?
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>>150300612
>>150300615
>>150300625
I don't know those characters. They're probably from the outside of Gero's door.
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https://youtu.be/vf4UhPuwoGE?t=74
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https://www.cbr.com/dragon-ball-coin-anniversary-release/
GODku won.
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>>150300645
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>>150300667
Goddammit Nolan, do you know how long it took me to get all of that ketchup?
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>>150300674
/dbs/ lost. Behave yourselves and share the threads.
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>>150300674
>Gero's door
A single smart atom victim
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>>150300275
That would happen if this wasn't written by a fat jew with an unhealthy NTR fetish
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>>150300546
Other way around if we're talking just the original novels and not more recent adaptations

Novel Dracula loses fights to normal humans armed with shovels, novel Frankenstein's Monster is able to tear a human apart like a lion feeding on a gazelle
The Monster is also faster (running as fast as an eagle through thick forest compared to Drac moving as fast as a wolf when turned into a wolf), more durable (Monster tanks a gunshot, Drac drops to a shovel hit on the head), and a lot of Drac's supernatural abilities are ignored by the Monster (for example, Drac's storms would do nothing to the Monster, who easily survived Arctic blizzards by himself, and if Renfield could wrestle Drac out of his mist form so could The Monster)
Novel Dracula is a bit of a jobber once you get past his tricks, novel Monster is explicitly described as the peak of evolution

But if we're talking later adaptations Dracula stomps
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>Enter CHADre- WAIT NO STOP DO NOT DARE TO VORE ME AAAIIEEEEE *HRGHARGHLMGH *GULP* *BUUUUUUURP*

JANNYro: A delightful delicacy for the moderation team!
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>>150300704
>muffled noises
Huh???
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>>150300732
I recall old Dracula being decently fast and explicitly having the strength of 20 men.
It's true that a lot of Drac's abilities would be ineffective against the Monster, though.
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>>150300756
This happened. I was there.
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The very air thrummed, not with ki, but with an ancient, ponderous silence that swallowed all sound. Before them stood Kratos, a monolith of grim resolve, his skin a canvas of battle, his gaze a glacial testament to countless extinguished gods. Goku and Gohan, usually buoyant with power, seemed smaller, their auras dimmed by the sheer, unquantifiable weight of his presence. No challenge had been issued, no blow struck; only the unyielding gravity of his being had drawn them to this humble posture.

First, Goku, the legendary Saiyan who had touched the divine, knelt. His power, which had once shattered planets, now felt like a child's tantrum before a mountain range. He bowed his head, his voice, usually boisterous, now a reverent murmur, thick with uncharacteristic floridity. "Oh, unfathomable Titan of primordial might," he intoned, his hands clasped as if in prayer, "we, mere motes caught in the cosmic currents, stand humbled before the boundless abyss of your strength. Your wrath is the very forge of existence, your silence the echo of extinguished galaxies. Our petty struggles, our transient ascendancies, are but ripples upon the shore of your eternal, unyielding ocean. Accept this unworthy vessel, Master, and let me be but a single, infinitesimal atom in the boundless crucible of your tutelage, yearning only to grasp the faintest ember of your ceaseless power."
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>>150300756
>toyoshit noncanon crap
>vore degeneracy
>character proved to be weaker than CHADren
>reddit spacing
Donepow!
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>>150300756
voreKINGS…
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I shouldn't effort post so often.
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As Goku concluded, Gohan, the scholar-warrior, took his place beside his father, likewise descending to one knee. His gaze, usually sharp with intellect, was now imbued with an almost fearful veneration. "And I, too, progenitor of my being, offer my very essence to the shadow of your peerless grandeur," Gohan began, his words weaving a tapestry of elaborate metaphor. "Your sagacity, Master, is a labyrinthine tapestry woven from the threads of countless fallen deities, and your wisdom, a profound abyss that swallows all lesser understanding. We have gazed upon stars, and wrestled with the shadows of the void, yet never have we witnessed a will so unyielding, a purpose so singularly forged in the crucible of absolute truth. Permit this humble supplicant to glean but a single, solitary grain of the dust stirred by your mighty passage, to be but an infinitesimal whisper in the hurricane of your righteous path. Sculpt us, Master, with the very hammer of your inexorable will, into instruments worthy of your sublime and terrifying purpose."

Kratos remained, a statue carved from the very stone of stoicism. His eyes, twin chips of obsidian, merely observed, betraying no shift in his monumental resolve. The air remained heavy, pregnant with the Saiyans' profound, purple-prosed submission, their kneeling forms awaiting the silent, terrible judgment of their new, undisputed master.
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>>150300756
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Sonic and Invincible verses GAPE the entire dragonfag multiverse
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>SHITtos post
>filled with homosexual fantasies
Why is it always the case?
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>>150300728
I'm pretty sure this might be Ryan Ottley's self caricature.
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>when Atreus turns into a super saiyan
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What are some times you think Death Battle explanations cross the line from reasonable analysis to fan fiction calculus?
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There is nothing wrong with homosexual fantasies.
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>>150300886
I mean, duh. Spartans were all incredibly gay and treated having sex with women as an unfortunate necessity.
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>>150300883
DIO vs Alucard.
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>Dream Realm scales to the average 2hu
>Natural sunlight scaling
>Jesus and Buddha scaling
>Outerversal Gacha scaling
>Sumireko scaling
>Every 2hu canonically moves at MFTL speeds
>WoG confirms all the girls write themselves and bypass the author's input
And yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.
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>>150300912
>treated having sex with women as an unfortunate necessity.
Holy BASED
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>>150300761
Van Helsing says Dracula has the strength of 20 men yes, but we don't actually see that anywhere in the novel. Renfield is able to out-wrestle him (although Dracula does ultimately kill Renfield). As for speed, Dracula was able to move so fast that Lucy saw him as a "white streak", but that was only in a lunge. But he explicitly can't move that fast when travelling
Frankenstein's monster dodges bullets in the novel, so I'm not actually sure who's faster in short range
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>>150300912
...said Doctor Shekelberg to the gentiles in order to promote more LGBT brainwashing.
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>>150300954
IIRC, Renfield caught him by surprise because he was still supposed to be his mentally broken slave.
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>>150300960
>Anti-jewish propaganda
Be a better man CHUD
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>>150298992
Mark would stomp all these bitches. It would take Beerus using his 100% Hakai to destroy a single Smart Atom, and even that's dubious
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Guys, did you hear it? I think there's a jobber screaming from the other side of the door.
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I just busted the biggest nut of my life to a Maka AI bot I made on Janitor.
Weeks of work were worth it, holy shit...
She no diffed me.
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>>150300994
Spirit...
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>>150299600
The Rognarr Sun is going to be ten times the size of Sirius and the Sun Disk will have the same diameter
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>>150300990
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>150300994
This but with a Crona AI bot instead.
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My heroes can:
>casually hop dimensions, realities and multiverses
>regularly fight 4th dimensional creatures and win
>their king tanked a multi-galactic bomb and reformed every multiverse in his body to heal them
>has a weakness of being around on Earth for only 3 minutes.
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>>150300960
I'm not really going to go into depth on the topic here, but if you do your research you will understand just how incredibly gay Spartans were. They were perhaps the gayest population in all of history, and I don't mean gay like your average Los Angeles sissy lisping and waving their purse around. These were manly men who did manly man things 24/7 and extolled the masculine image and all things manly. They grew up around nothing but men, never interacted with women more than the bare minimum to reproduce, and to even be a citizen you had to be in a gay relationship with an older spartan mentor (who fucked you in your butt btw.)

One historial account has a persian spy observing a spartan camp before battle to discover they were all having butt sex and he was entirely confused and shocked at the whole affair, but he really shouldn't have been.
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***UPDATED ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ***

In addition to the previous announcement regarding this general's zero tolerance policy toward racist jokes and insensitivity / tact regarding these topics, it has become apparent that an addendum is required.

Transphobia in any shape or form, including but not limited to minimizing or denying the struggles the transgender community faces, has absolutely NO place in this general. Users found to violate this policy will be TAUGHT to be better men without question.

This is the DEATH BATTLE GENERAL, and while there is room for lenience in the broad scope of topics that are allowed (such as content creators reacting to the show), we Kingtos Scholars will be more strictly monitoring posts that consistently veer off-topic into rule-breaking territory. Thank you for your attention and please be normal about the upcoming episode, Ruby VS Maka on September 28th.
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>Kal-L
>Vandal Savage
>Skips
>Apocalypse
>Sun Wukong
>Maui
>Ur-Didact
>Yamoshi
>Merged Zamasu
>Divayth Fyr
>Dracula
>Death of the Endless
>Deadpool
>God-Emperor of Mankind
>Leto Atreides II
>The Undertaker
>Solomon Grundy
Reminder that Immortal wins all his matchups.
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>>150300883
Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf
Akuma vs Shao Kahn
Tanjiro vs Jonathan
Omni-Man vs Bardock
Mega Man Battle Royale, specifically the Battle Network stats
Kratos vs Asura
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They're totally going to throw Maka under the bus to shill RWBY aren't they?
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>>150301036
>One historial account has a persian spy observing a spartan camp before battle to discover they were all having butt sex and he was entirely confused and shocked at the whole affair, but he really shouldn't have been.
Why would we believe an account of an enemy combatant? They would of course be incentivized to lie
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Funny how on Twitter most people side with Ruby
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>>150301074
They will shill RWBY but Maka will still win.
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>>150300977
True
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>>150301074
I thought RWBY was EOS?
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>>150301058
...on opposite day.
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Your boyfriend turns into a scythe!?
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I've been doing some thinking.
>You can fit 50 Moons inside the Earth
>Earth's core is 15% of its volume
>15% of 50 is 7.5
>50 - 7.5 = 42.5
>Assuming the Infinity Ray vaporized the entire core all at once (not what happened; lowball)
>42.5/3 (Mark, Nolan, Thaedus) = 14.1666666667
>(I am retarded so my math may be wrong)
So Mark is 14 times moon level if we lowball the Viltrum feat as much as possible.
Can you post Raditz and Nappa busting 14 moons?
Power levels aren't scaled linearly unless you think Roshi was only 28 times stronger than the farmer with a shotgun when he busted the Moon
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>>150301183
Yes. And he will breed you while I watch. I like to watch.
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>>150301222
Don't think about it too hard.
Just call it low end of planet busting and call it a day.
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>>150301074
They're not under the same company anymore, they have no obligation to
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>>150301250
But by my calculations Viltrum was the size of our Sun
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>>150300804
CANON
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>>150299515
>>150299513
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>>_________
>phoneposter
Leave these Halls.
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>phoneKING
Stay.
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>>150301092
Series they think is for pedos, versus series acceptive of all folks. Also they need to lighten ruby reputation after the homophobic scandal.
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>>150301183
that's rough buddy
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GoKEK? JOBBED to an Elephant
ASAARa? Went High-diff with an Elephant and didn't even kill it
KINGtos? KILLED a multiversal Elephant Beast man
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>>150301428
Your HERO couldn't even put a scratch in it.
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>>150301509
>High-diff
I don't understand niggerish. Write in a civilized way.
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>>150299513
>BRING ME DBZ ELEPHANT
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>>150301533
Defeated an elephant with high difficulty.
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>>150301283
That would be silly.
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>God Level Elephant
Fvark
All the sirs in this thread would lose to HIM
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>>150301670
RUN, BOY!! THESE GODS AREN'T WEAKLINGS LIKE ASURA!
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>>150301509
>Went High-diff with an Elephant and didn't even kill it
Retardbro… he’s killed hundreds of elephants.
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>>150301670
...Except for MY literal WHO!
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India has the strongest Gods
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>>150301678
Why is Kratos' ear shaped like a 6
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>>150301685
I know let me shitpost, no one thinks Goku is rock level when he has tanked rocks
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>>150301685
What a fuck wild segment.
Imagine if Asura did this during the Death Battle.
We at least know lava hurts Kratos.
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>>150301712
I know you were, no worries. I just wanted to post that video.
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>>150301745
This is a videogame?
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KIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOSSSSSSSS!
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>>150301723
I mean it's because 3D animation can't process all that, hence mountain sized Asura.
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>>150299582
What about this ice? Brolly was unable to break it. He should be billions of times more powerful than the Guy who blew up the Moon decades ago at this point.
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>>150301702
Fact checked by real Bharat patriots: TRUE
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Speaking of Animation, Since DA is leaving is there any animators you guys think will join or want them to join Death Battle or will Luis and Moro just carry the show?
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>>150301723
Asura can pretty much spawn them at will. He made a small one against Deus. Asura’s AOE and reach was insane, even before he got Destructor mode.
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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Abra Kadabra! Yabba Dabba Doo! Watch this thread, turn to Poo!
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>>150301898
Sonic dies when he touches a Robot. Sometimes he dies when he touches water.
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>>150301898
True
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>>150301745
Now post Kratos doing something like that ever
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>>150301035
Wait so they can actually harm Ultima?
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>>150301929
Goku canonically touches dicks.
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>>150301952
Unironically you could chain scale him to Thor who knocked Jormy back in time. Truly the featsman of the verse
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>>150301902
Jokes on you, I LOVE poo.
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>>150301773
>hence mountain sized Asura
It’s so ridiculous to see a mountain-sized Asura. They should’ve just ignored the form if they couldn’t even get a fraction of it right. Asura the Destructor in the DB is genuinely the size of a single nail of game Destructor Asura, that’s how ridiculously small he was.
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>>150298992
>Invinicble
Jobs to a yoyo.
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>>150302001
>Jobs to a yoyo.
The yoyo has smart atoms, THOUGH? It solos your favorite character's verse
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>>150301996
aSAARa...
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>>150302017
My favorite character is John Xeelee
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>>150301998
>They should’ve just ignored the form if they couldn’t even get a fraction of it right
To be fair they botched forms before, like Ultima, just this season. They probably wanted to show off everything, too bad it comes off, as I quote Ben, Picking on the little guy. I would say Alien-X got botched but it's more of the time huh
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>>150302017
My verse? Made out of SMARTER atoms.
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>>150302047
...That verse being the verse of john xeelee.
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>>150302047
>>150302058
KWAB, my verse has SMARTEST atoms.
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>>150301998
That was DB Destructor, now look at game Destructor Asura. In the scene, he’s a fair distance away from Gaea and he still looks almost twice as big as it from that far away. He easily dwarves the planet at least twice. Much bigger than Gongen Wyzen was.
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>>150302017
Smart Atoms aren't a thing in Madman
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>>150301973
>
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>Ruby Lost in the ms. /co/ tournament

The gods of /dbs/ have abandoned me....now there is no hope..
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>>150302095
>The Sonic
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>>150302106
>Maka has the stronger verse
>Maka has the sexier cast of characters
Rubysisters... Do we win anything...?
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>>150302047
Post intelligence feats of your verse's atoms
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>>150302163
Require scienceCHADS to even begin to comprehend them.
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>>150302017
But a single Viltrumite Smart Atom can solve the Life Equation, Anti Life Equation and the Ultima Equation
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>>150302142
She will in the against Maka because of Kratos scaling
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Smart atoms WARPED you.
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>>150299143
why would anyone vote for her
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>>150302198
but the gods of /dbg/ have left her, unless she goes on a murder spree killing, Asura, Simon, Goku, Superman, and eventually Kratos
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>>150302227
KINGtos will make Ruby a Better Man
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>>150302047
In Touhou is stated that Gensokyo unironically is made of different particles than those in the outside world, as far as I know there's nothing specific about these but I find it funny that they exist
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>>150302165
So... What's Ruby's answer to Soul just spamming Madness Soundwaves to drive her insane?
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>>150301848
Not really, I don't know any 3D animators that want to join Death Battle, the only ones I remember are sprite animators and sprite fights are a thing of the past now, we haven't had one since Ghost Rider vs Spawn and that was six months ago.
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>>150301642
It would be funny as fuck!
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>>150302271
Wouldn't be in character for him, but he can also use his music to just turn off Ruby's semblance and all of her soul based abilities so...She's kinda giga fucked either way.
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Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"
Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."
Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"
Ruby: "Nah."
Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"
Ruby: "Nah, nah..."
Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better man!"
https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA?si=2KqfIMTQEFVVXTwO [Open]
Hey!
We are uberwanked
Hey!
We are uberwanked
>Kratos
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is ruby's act of witchery
If you wanna get your scaling uberwanked
You have to ask your writers to get high and drunk
Just copy my questions, and pester their X
Be careful not to get fraudchecked
(Uh?)
>Ruby's writer says she is building level
(No, no, delete that tweet!)
We are uberwanked
Hey!
We are uberwanked
We are uberwanked
>Montage of Kratos and Ruby using multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts
>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself
Ha ha ha
Now look at this lamp, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to block!
Go!
>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall
(Block with your hand! Don't dodge it!)
(Ugh, let's try to downplay...)
Now watch and learn, here's the steal
With silver eyes Maka will surely squeal!
>Ruby tried to stare at Maka with her silver eyes but looks retarded since it can't affect her
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Kratos dresses like an old lady and tries yuri with maka (trigger homophobic ruby)
>Maka says she has a boyfriend
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Ruby and Kratos write a cookbook
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Ruby makes deadly food from the book
>maka resists it with black blood so ruby taste tests and dies
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
Hey!
Hey!
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>>150302106
Cheer up. This was Ruby's best ms. /co run ever and her second run ever. Her qualifying for the first time last year was a surprise to many.
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>>150302321
If Ruby wins this because of this, It'll be funny.
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I'm trying to make a thumbnail for a MU but one of the characters has ludicrous amounts of gay porn in danbooru, I'm tired of seeing huge dicks
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>The spotlights flared as Kratos, axe gleaming, and Omni-Man, cape fluttering, took center stage, their contrasting gravitas filling the arena. A guttural roar from the Ghost of Sparta sliced through the silence, followed by a confident hum from the Viltrumite, their voices blending into a defiant duet.

>(Kratos, stomping a beat) "From shattered Olympus to Nordic frost, My wrath has ensured that all gods are lost. They pit me 'gainst 'heroes,' with powers so grand, But all crumble quick beneath my blade-swinging hand. I've scoured the multiverses, seen foes come and go, No challenger worthy, no ultimate show!"

>(Omni-Man, flying in a slow circle) "A thousand dead worlds have bowed to my might, Their champions shattered with the morning's first light. They stack the odds with their strongest and best, But fail to grasp, I put them to the test. Their cosmic threats? Just fodder for my speed, No lesser being could ever succeed!"

>(Both, slamming their fists together) "So let them argue, their forums alight, Who's faster, who's stronger, who's ready to fight? We’ve scoured all fiction, from page to the screen, No valid opponent, no in-between! For Death Battle's stage, when the choices run low, We nod to each other, the only true show! The sole worthy challenge, the ultimate fray, Is Kratos and Nolan, to end the damn day!"
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>>150302371
>Tired of seeing dicks

You have no place, here. KINGtos decrees this place is a LGBTQ+ friendly place. You must be a BETTER MAN
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>>150302371
Put rating:general on the search tab and you'll filter out most of the porn.
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>>150301962
Probably.
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Leave Asura and Krato to him
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>>150302321
>homophobic ruby

Didn't watch Ruby, but is this true?
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>>150302371
I'm struggling to think of a popular match up where one of the characters is basically there for gay porn
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>>150302512
You mean like from a meta-textual perspective? In which case almost any popular male character is bound to have lots of it.
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>>150299582
MAMMOTH MOGUL?
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Who is Krato?
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>>150302575
Plato's retarded brother.
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>>150302308
HE CAN DO THAT?
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>>150302511
No
The scene in question is her being pissed for other reasons so when she hears Yang and Blake are a couple now she furiously dismisses it
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>>150299423
>Goku hasn't won a single Death Battle except against himself
Should we even count that as HIS victory since the "Go" fusion lost to the "Veg" fusion?
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>>150301996
Rukia...
>>150302321
Holy FORCED, Batman!
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>>150302575
Plato's savant brother.
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>>150302371
You don't know how to filter on the boorus? You can blacklist yaoi, you know.
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>>150302371
nigga use safebooru
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>thread slowed down
Wah! Imma go sleep then
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Here's your Black*Star Match up
Ninja Vs Samurai, Featsman Vs Featsman.
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>>150302601
According to the G1 blog yeah, I didn't know about it either but once I found it I pretty much figured it was literally impossible for Ruby to win. She would need a stronger soul to resist it, and Maka stomps her in every category so there's no reason to think she would be stronger.

https://souleater.fandom.com/wiki/Soul_Adagio
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>>150302768
Zoro cuts through meteors, an easy win.
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>>150301767
Yes. Asura's Wrath is technically a beat em up in terms of gameplay.
However the content that is the biggest draw are the automated sequences.
Unlike a lot of games, most QTEs don't decide success or failure. Instead it just determines your ranking.
There are a few instances where you can fail QTE's and actually have a changed scene, but this usually just means missing out on a damage opportunity.
In other games, you can point to QTE's as moments where a character could conceivably fail and thereby understand a sort of upwards limit.
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>>150302611
Is Ichiruki still a wall level ship?
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>>150302775
>Soul's Piano can play a wavelength that is opposite of his target's own. When the opposing Wavelength or the "Antiphase Wavelength" reaches an opponent, it cancels out their abilities. This causes the target to be in a lethargic, trance-like state

Ohhhhh... Ooooohhh nooooo.... Ruby's aura is going to get fucked by this.
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>>150301773
Well yeah, that's why I said imagine if they did.
DA put his heart into it, but he really needed to just not have a deadline for this project. I wouldn't be surprised if this helped kill his interest in animating for Death Battle.
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>>150302768
I want to think this is close but the One Piece scalers are truly mental sometimes when it comes to what they think their characters can do.
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>>150302795
>There are a few instances where you can fail QTE's and actually have a changed scene, but this usually just means missing out on a damage opportunity
There’s literally a failed QTE where Asura does the Helios hand light meme, kek. It literally does no damage to him.
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>>150302852
Close? Black Star can solo the entire verse.
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>>150302508
This, especially in the context of Daima and Super, would actually be among the most well rounded, capable, and powerful fusions.
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>>150302768
Another one, this was painful to make because Zoro has A LOT of gay porn, holy shit...
>>150302409
I was using the Solo tag go find pics more suited for the DB thumbnail format that leaves me with no space for extra stuff like that
>>150302665
I really don't know
>>150302682
I should but I always like finding Kino porn once in a while, I was expecting to find ZoroXPerona stuff before switching to search for Solo pics due to the ludicrous amounts of ZoroXSanji shit.
At least I Found a kino piece of Tsubaki Raping Black Star
>>150302784
I mean Black Star lifted one of the moon's teeth, and the moon is as dense as the earth, I don't know the exact numbers but I think both could be close in power
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>>150302852
I believe the Pica cut is still stronger than anything we've seen in Soul Eater.
It only changes if you buy into the Fire Force stuff overriding the Soul Eater stuff.
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I don't think Ruby has a reliable defense against this
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>>150301723
>Imagine if Asura did this during the Death Battle.
Asura could just blow up a planet just by screaming too hard. It was pretty fortunate that him growing to peak rage at the end of the game happened in an empty void where he didn’t have to worry about anyone else getting hurt aside from Chak.
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>>150302964
He beat a giant stone statue as his best strength feat?

Black Star lifting a tooth of the moon was calcd at continent busting strength in the G1 blog.
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>>150303033
No sorry, I am not going to be considering the Fire Force version of the Moon to override the version we see in Soul Eater.
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>>150298992
The strongest
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S-sonic... Sonic just had a daughter with Hatsune Miku...
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>>150303022
If they want to, then they can just say since it comes from Black Blood then Silver Eyes can neg it.
If you buy it or not is up to you, but I can easily see them making such a call.
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>>150303098
>Silver Eyes
??? Didn't Ruby only use that ability like once?
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>>150303065
Even before that.
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>>150303069
SEGA Informant isn't actually a SEGA official site.
This was just a rare joke post from them.
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>>150303112
No, she uses it several times as the show goes on. One time is against a Grimm that could affect people's emotions.
And I could see Death Battle equating Madness, Magic, or Black Blood with Grimm for the sake of making a ruling.
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>>150303157
Okay but there's a difference between a mental attack and an attack that nullifies you and targets your SOUL.
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>>150298992
>>WoG
if your other arguments were actually good you wouldn't resort to this
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>>150303182
Maybe. We'll have to see how Death Battle rules it. In another week.
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>RWBY Yumes found DB thanks to Ruby's VA
I feel bad for all these girls who are now shipping Ruby with Maka just to see her fucking die
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>>150303114
Some context? Because Death Battle calced the entire Moon jaw being opened at 10k tons.
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>>150303224
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>>150303282
This makes drone footage so much more amusing.
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>Not strong enough for Goku
>Not fast enough for Flash
>Not successful enough for Mario
SLOWnicbros…
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>>150303327
1/10 bait
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>>150303282
Skeboaringfags can never have this much fun.
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>>150303351
>Responded anyway
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>>150303327
At least he plapped Miku
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>>150303224
This is the shit Spirit would Tweet about Maka
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>>150303327
It's okay, surely we can beat that 2hu girl, r-right?
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>>150303364
And?
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>>150303404
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>>150303404
Probably idk what that bitch has over Super Sonic
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>>150303376
That's not their daughter. That is a Neptunia character from 10 years ago.
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>>150303404
>surely we can beat another wall level fraud
That's not a brag.
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Post KINGtos quotes.


NOW
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>>150303469
“Boy, what your mother did before I met her was none of my business.”
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>>150303469
“I LOVE watching my wife get FUCKED by other men!”
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>>150303469
"I do not need you to protect me."
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Hello.
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>>150303501
>Simon out of NOWHERE
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>>150303515
>Superman cocksleeve OUT OF NOWHERE
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>>150303469
"WE MUST BE BETTER MEN"
t. KINGtos
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>>150303542
He never said that
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>>150303533
I didn't post Jon tho.
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>>150303533
>Goku out of NOWHERE
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Post FEATSura quotes.

Please.
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>>150303238
Only 10k? That's pretty low considering some of the numbers G1 used. This is all before Fire Force is taken into consideration too. They do that later.
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>>150303587
>I pray to NO ONE, nor will I be prayed TO! But, above ALL else, I will NEVER forgive you for MAKING MY DAUGHTER CRY!
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>>150303587
>"DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!"
t. FEATSura
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>>150303469
"ATHENA!!!....noooo...."
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>>150303552
>We must be better
>*snaps your neck*
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>>150303327
Sonic does beat Goku tho
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>>150303670
Goku gets hurt by rocks while Sonic gets killed by rocks.
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>>150303587
>Is this what gods do!? There is no need… for gods that only take…! For gods of death!
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>>150303604
Wait that's with Fire Force, so it would need to be calc'd down if not factoring it in. Still Maka scaling to all this is pretty insane.
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>>150303587
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>>150303863
My boyfriend! <3
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What characters would silver eyes actually work on
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>>150303882
If you want to be completely specific then nobody outside of the RWBY setting lol
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>>150303882
Silver eyes are extremely specific in the only work on grimm who come from RWBY's Satan analog. If you want to be generous you could say that they work on hellspawns/those created by Satan
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>>150303898
Uh well they are just like a holy ability are they not? Used to fight against darkness.
I'm sure a kimgdom hearts shadow would struggle against it.
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>>150303882
It's honestly impossible to say given how sloppy RWBY's worldbuilding is. But we only ever see it affect Grimm or people infected by Grimm so in the absence of other evidence, it's a Grimm exclusive weapon.
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Superman beat Goku 3 times.
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I love yuri. Yuri is the best thing in this whole world. I love it when girls kiss each other.
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>>150303882
Anybody who isnt some evil shadow creature, so basically nobody. Rwby's worldbuilding is pretty shit.
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>>150303469
No more crying. Smile. My war...is finally... Gone.
Kratos' War
>>150303587
>"DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!! YOU'RE COMRADE HAS RETURNED, I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF KARMA FORTRESS!"
God of Wrath 3
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In the preview the moon at least starts out as the RWBY moon, so she can recreate her iconic reveal shot from the Red trailer. So I'm looking forward to the hype moment when Maka goes full madness and it switches to the Soul Eater moon.
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>>150303934
Isn't is a bit of a bad writing decision to have a powerup that only works against fodder? It should at least be able to stun normal people i guess. Maybe break auras.
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>>150304028
*your FUCK
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>>150304040
>Isn't is a bit of a bad writing decision to
That's RWBY for you.
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>>150303882
Maybe the Heartless and Shadows from Persona
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>>150303542
his iconic line from the God of War line of games...
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>>150303882
The titans and similar creatures from Deltarune
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>>150304067
Ruby is at least the strongest member of her team right? I think she could just snipe the rest of the girls
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>>150304040
Yes it is. I think for a bit people thought is was going to be anti magic as well since it hurt Cinder but that got retconed
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>>150303898
>If you want to be generous you could say that they work on hellspawns/those created by Satan
Spawnbros...all 3 of us...our cuck gets beaten by Ruby
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>>150304114
She's the fastest and has the most range sadly only fodder get taken out by ranged attacks in rwby
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>>150304114
It's kind of hazy, like everything else about RWBY. On paper Weiss should be the strongest one by a good margin, but she's constantly getting her ass kicked.
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>>150304114
Unironically Ruby should be second weakest due to her sisters semblance and Weiss being basically a battle mage that can summon any Grimm she's killed and have literally time dilation to make herself faster the writers just made her a jobber with on paper the most busted kit
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It's really hard to put into words and explain to those who didn't watch the show how underwhelming Ruby is as a protagonist.
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>>150304250
I mean... she got a good color scheme at the very least. But it's off. The show is about four protags. They should all be very strong or have real good teamwork like some team avatar shit.
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>>150303878
Batman... Koslov... Jimmy...



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