>>150307427
>Get me some Starbucks for lunch!

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QUICK, SALES ARE DOWN WHAT DO WE DO!?

FIRST, AN EVENT, SECOND, REBOOT!

>>150308781
To be fair, fanboy and chum chum's pitch bible was much more elaborate and professional than adventure time's. They're not clairvoyant, I think in their shoes most people would've done the same

OUR THIRD QUARTER PROJECTIONS DON’T LOOK GOOD, QUICK, HIRE SOME MORE FAT BLACK WOMEN!

>Are there any redheads we haven't racebent yet?

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>>150307427
You know what's hot right now, cinematic universe and comic book super heroes. So let's do a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cinematic universe. We'll have a stand alone movie for each of the turtles as well as Casey Jones and April O'Neil. The movies will build up to a new TMNT movie and in the after credits scene we'll hint towards a sequel where they face off against Shredder. We'll gender swap Casey Jones as a woman and race swap April O'Neil as a black woman for diversity. For added diversity we'll mention that April O'Neil is a lesbian and that Casey Jones is trans, but in way that can be cut out from the film for places like Saudi Arabia. Because the largest demographic that's interested in this franchise is men, we have to make sure all the male characters are really sexy and that none of the woman are. That way we can appeal to women too.

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>This'll bring everybody back

>>150308781
CatDog is overhated.

>>150309146
Dear Lord this industry is in shambles...

>>150309146
Damn

>>150307427
What if Batman... but blue collar worker?
What if Joker... but billionaire and immortal?

What? Tynion already did broke bitch Batman?
What? Snyder already did superpowered Joker?

Okay, but what if... alternate universe!

>>150307427
>Charts show old cartoons have been seeing a surge in popularity while new IP fail one after another
>This means audiences miss their favorite characters. Let's reboot every single 90's franchise !
>No need to research about what made these cartoons successful in thé first place, just remake them in this "beanmouth style" kids seem to love (our artistic director made a powerpoint with latest trending shows to drain inspiration from)

>>150308520
Look, say what you will about Nick but he'd never approve of Pete making a deal with the Actual Devil.

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>>150311350
Stop being dramatic, they didn't reboot EVERY single 90s franchise. They forgot a few of them. Now be quiet and enjoy the new Attack of the Killer Tomatoes movie coming this Halloween.

>>150307427
i heard my nephew talking about rizz all the time
that must stand for red twizzlers
so we need to create a cartoon about red twizzlers to capitalize on this hot trend

>>150308520
so this is why Peter 3 says "no big deal" in No Way Home when making the Lizard serum

>>150312252
GENIUS!