>And you've got the elderly Jewish couple making their first trip to Israel.>Our son Schlomo is working on a kibbutz in Haifa.>We're schlepping him some kreplach. We're Jewish, alright.too afraid to make any Palestinian conflict jokes, writers?
>>150312475Its a boomer Israel joke, youre thinking like a zoomer.
I don't know Zombie Simpsons so I can't tell you anything about this episode.
>>150312531This episode is from 2 decades ago.
>>150312475>>150312516kibbutzes were ancient history at that time that was like 1950s shit
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>>150312475Simpsons has been one of if not the loudest>jews are just harmless silly people who say funny wordsIn america for the duration.
>>150312640So zombie simpsons then
>>150312982Yes.
150312922translate to English?
>>150312922>>150312475The Jews have many sacred places in the states of Israel and Palestine and despite Palestinians get offended when they visit the spots where they can actually visit the Jews even without the existence of Israel would like to visit all three of their most sacred spots in that area which has been sacred to them since before Islam.
>>150312475this episode aired a year before Hamas forcibly took control of Gaza and made the Palestinian Authority irrelevant, representing the capture of power of the Palestinians there from their own government by the government of TehranHamas embarked on a decades long farming of Palestinians in Gaza in order to exploit the statistical minority of predominantly young men and boys who can be radicalized to extreme violence through gaslighting and desensitization, culminating in the 2023 attack on Israel which has cost both peoples so heavily in the years sincein the time between the 2007 takeover and the start of the genocidal campaign against Israel on October 7, 2023, Hamas launched rockets costing a minimum of $5,000 at least once hourly - every hour, without respite - targeting civilian populations outside Gaza with the specific intent of desensitizing those people and their families to violence against civilian populations, preparing the ground for the coming war - one which Hamas true believers/useful idiots thought they would win because god was on their side, and which Tehran knew Hamas would lose but hoped to use to disrupt local Arab democracies (Jordan, Syria, Egypt etc) which would, a century ago, have broadly aligned against Israel but are now quite peaceably inclined towards itduring the rule of Hamas, all major public works - hospitals, education etc - were broadly supported by foreign charity (notably, the Catholic church ran significant amounts of healthcare in Gaza)under the Palestinian Authority, things weren't great but there was at least the possibility of peace: Hamas has stolen that while sending hundreds of millions of dollars of Iranian money into futile war crimes against civilian populations over decades; it is hardly surprising that Tehran has achieved its aim of starting a war, even if that war is not progressing as Tehran's own true believers/morons imagined it wouldgod doesn't love anybody, OP, that's why you're here
>>150314253>forcibly took control of GazaNot related but don't give the camel fuckers that much credit they voted for this shitFuck around and find out, as they say
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>>150312475I love the word shlep. It reminds me of when the turtles said they were "movers and shleppers."
dis thred gun be gud
>>150315075>dis thred gun be gudMost people do not understand what you just say.
>>150314008I doubt Palestinians objected to visiting. Call me antisemitic, but I think their issue is the shooting up hotels and bombing hospitals.
>>150315270Palestinians literally rape and murder in response to visiting. I can tell you just learned about Palestine 2 years ago.
>>150315270 Those bombs aren't meant for the hospitals they're meant for the Rockets right next to it and the gunfire is meant at the soldiers shooting at them trying to find the hostages taking years ago. Also Palestinians have definitely had a problem with Jews wanting to visit any sites in what they want to say is all Islamic Palestinian territory no matter what international borders say and that's why the Palestinians hold total control over the first and second holiest site in Judaism and the unjust bows down to let the Palestinians do that and nothing to say you're ever going allow Jewish people the ability to go there again.
>>150315319>Those bombs aren't meant for the hospitalsSo quit hitting 'em. Problem Solved!
>>150315382It's kind of hard when it's physically the next and the explosion of the Rockets itself would definitely hit the hospital maybe at the UN didn't give Israel's enemies immunity from consequences of putting the Rockets next to the hospital and it would be considered a walk fine like it would for any other Nation it would stop but how is Israel supposed to stop those lockets without hitting the hospital if even the UN says I'm not listening to the fact that they're next to each other?
i tell you though, Israel is so terrible and Genghis Khan tier that they...released Greta Thunberg and her buddies after two days detention and sent them home safe and sound when if they made it to Gaza she would have been lynched from a lamppost after being raped by 30 men at once.
>be Hollywood>thousands of cultures to choose from.>"oi vey! We're Jewish! Isnt that exoootic and interesting?"Every. single. time.
150315644profound waste of a thread bump
>>150315644What are you talking about Jews may have a strong presence in Hollywood but in the end they always do the Hollywood ending and the Hollywood strong Christian values thing instead of doing anything for Jewish outside of World War II films occasionally and only occasionally like Inglorious Bastard movie are we having Jewish Viewpoint protagonist. Occasionally having a Jewish side characters out of like 20 of them or one Jewish protagonist out of five protagon is not pushing the Jewish Viewpoint you're more likely to have Jewish actors play non-jews than to have anyone have to play a Jewish actor who's not Jewish.
>>150315661Hit too close to home?
>>150315704they're mostly atheistic non-practicing Jews anyway
>>150315704I see you're new to TV, talk to me when you're older and "le Jewish person randomly showing up in every tv show and being very Jewish" isnt a new and quirky ecperience anymore.
>>150315765home of what exactly?
>>150315819no more so than I guess Italians and Irish are overrepresented in the media because there's a lot of them. should there be more Samoans or Thais on TV shows?
>>150315819Oh no Seasons That's have been on for over a decade has had a few appearances of people who are Jewish and they just use a Jewish lazy stereotype that has to be forced by a bunch of juice somehow not the fact that they done a hundred other stereotypes and the place is many of these TV shows are sad and take place in have actually more juice per person than what actually appears in those TV shows but no one guy happens to be Jewish out of 15 therefore you see that's being forced on people and there has to be a huge percentage of Jews in America because one out of 20 people appear to be Jewish in one of the most deadly Jewish cities that so takes place in in the country.
DAS RACIST
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>>150312922Let me guess, they're actually a nefarious group of criminals that are hostile to our civilisation and seek to destroy it for no discernible reason, is that right?How's /pol/ been lately?
>>150317935>How's /pol/ been lately?I dunno they're just talking about some dead e-celeb or something.
>>150317935>for no discernible reason"we're the master race chosen by god" is quite discernible
>>150317935thing is that if Jews actually were what /pol/ says they are, then they would be the master race and have the right to enslave us
>>150317935I know you're a Janny trying to bait this thread into deletion but Imagine if they actually showed how corrupt Big Jews like Netanyahu are with Trump instead of another "Oy Vey I'm such a Pitiable Putz" character. Not even as a /pol/ meme, unironically show Netanyahu parading Trunp like his Gimp South Park style on how much he copies from Likudnik Politics and if they're smart, they'll show Real Jews actually despising both of them rather than cowering or playing nice nasty as usual.
>>150318314not comics and cartoons>>>/pol/
>>150318376Yeah, sadly you're a Janny baitbot. Sorry you hate South Park and don't think it's a cartoon though. Maybe you'll get updated soon with a better script.
>>150318376The thread was doomed from the get-go.
>>150318799I wonder why Jannies use baitbots instead of just deleting threads outright. Most of them are Reddit/Discord Mods anyway and run /co/ like r/comics anyway.
>>150318799^This.
>>150319012Oh right ueah, just like Reddit and Sam Altman's deal, they sell 4chan userdata to botfarms and other training model groups.
>>150314253>in order to exploit the statistical minority of predominantly young men and boys who can be radicalized to extreme violence through gaslighting and desensitizationyou can even find such types on this very website
>>150312475Remember when Lisa shilled both Elon Musk and Neil Gaiman?
It’s awesome knowing American tax dollars go to Mossad posting here
>>150315644There's only like forty million Jews on the entire planet. There are religions you've never even heard of with larger populations.
>>150319625>There's only like forty million Jews on the entire planetit's about 15 million
>>150315477>i tell you though, Israel is so terrible and Genghis Khan tier that they...released Greta Thunberg and her buddies after two days detention and sent them home safe and soundAn unforgivable crime imho.
>>150318941If there weren’t problems to solve they’d be out of their little fiefdom. It’s like Standards and Practices, it has to justify itself existing.
>>150319681just ask Bob Camp about that
>>150315644>>150315819Geez, it's almost like there's a fuckload of jew comedians.>>150315848Italians used to play indians in old westerns and still play a lot of criminals for obvious reasons. Irish can be either criminals or cops with the occasional boxer throw in. Samoans are mostly in pro wrestling. And Thai are the ladyboys that the execs snort coke of when they vacation in Thailand.Everyone has their niche.
i mean like 1/3rd of Americans are of German ancestry but they just farm corn in Iowa or something and don't live near major media centers so you never hear about them
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>>150315644What are you literally talking about, you sad failed schizo? They've done literally every other culture too. The only notable recurring jewish character in the show is Krusty and they take the piss out of him at every opportunity. Jewish stuff in the Simpsons probably makes up an exactly representation ratio of their population in the public, if even. So again, what have you got to cry about, you poor sad failed miserable stunted shutin? Jews aren't the reason your life undoubtedly sucks ass.
>>150320447Damn, they're really trying hard to shut down this thread with baitbots. Thos one is really desperate though, probably needs a tune up before it goes off the rails.
>>150320661Cool but you didn't answer the question.
>>150320672Glad you admit you're a bot but I did in an earlier post. Krusty is a "Pitiable Putz" Stereotype. Krusty's a shyster but your supposed to feel sympathy for him at the end of the day and whitewash his actions. They couldn't have a directly hated/non-sympathetic Jew character compared to their other non-Jew lampoons/pastiches because they're cowards. Again, it's not muh /pol/ schizoid script botting about, it's abput treating then exactky like how they treat every other person they despise the same way.
>>150320764>Glad you admit you're a bot>desperately deflectingMhm. Reinforcing just the empty shell you are.
>>150320764>abput
>>150320778>>150320832Yep we got bots big time. Just delete the thread Janny, no need for this obvious faux troll rigamaroll.
>>150320922Hey you didn't answer the question. Any reason you're trying to avoid it?
>>150314008I think the issue is that nobody wants a group of people called the “Synagogue of Satan” trying to perform some antichrist summoning ritual in their backyard
>>150320939No I did, you're bot is bad and can't read though.>Inb4 No You/Schizo Scripting AgainY̴̛̩̠̹̮͍̔̑͒̐͌̓̿̕ỏ̸̢́u̵͕͉̭͙̖͙̺͕̻̍͐̎͠r̵̬̭̉̽̉͒͘ ̶̨̱͇͙͍̦̪̦͙̯̘͠M̴̭̰̻̤͎̃̏̋͗̀͒̽́́̽̈́̈́ǫ̴̬͕͚̌̏̈́̈͋̋͋́̐̊̈͠͝͝d̵̢̢͚̣͙͕̝̹̠͛̓̔̊͘̚ę̵̰͚͇́̆l̵̡͙̗͕̯̱͚̯̮͔̗̫̪̪̑̿̑͑̃̃̉͑͝ ̶͉͕̞̦̂̉̃̋̊̓̓̈́̊̈́͋̀͝͝I̴̡̨̛̝͓̙̍̃͌͑͋͌͗̽̇̚͘̚s̵͕̥̗̪̥̗̄͌͊̒̒ ̶̬̪̂̏́̾̕F̷̟͓̟̘͉͍͑̀͒̈́͋̌̈͗͂̏̎͘l̷̢̦̪̩͖̬̂̄̆͂̏̂́̈́̑͠͠͝a̸̹̼͉͗̈́̈͠͝ẁ̶̢̖̼̹͈̬̱̥̣̰̰͔͙̔̇̿̄̊̌̽͋̚͝ͅe̵̩̹̟̼̤̠̘̼̘̟̬̓̔͑́̏̆͌́̐͋̀̃̓͐͜d̸̢̙̟͍̜̦̕
>>150321025You lost, and you just opened another pandora's box today that can't be shut.
>>150312475This is a shittier version of Bojack Horseman's jiddish joke.https://youtu.be/7pYHMhsxntc?si=1jP21t6zKOo49G6N
>>150320764Go look up the pharmacy Jew and Family Guy he's a ton of stereotypical Jewish jokes.
>>150312475It's a Poseidon Adventure reference from a Treehouse of Horror segment that spoofs the film. The characters are counterparts to Shelly Winters and Jack Albertson's Poseidon Adventure characters, who are a Jewish couple in the film visiting Israel for the first time, not just because they've never been but also because they're going to visit their son who's wife gave birth to their grandson who they will be visiting for the first time.
I wish I were Jewish. They are cool.
>>150321999>>150323078>Bad Bots keeps trying to cover up their shit script.Ă̴̗͎͑̿̈́ ̶̻͋̄̀͠F̸̳͍͠a̵̮̜͆̿i̶̛̪̭͎͔̓͑ľ̷̮̰̠͑u̶̙̩͂̍r̸̟̪͈̈̇e̵̦̼͔̗̽̓͝͝ ̸͖̣̈́͂̀̕ő̸͕͂͝f̸͍̝͍̐͒ ̶̝̯̪̰̓̿͆F̵̗̩͕̄̓o̴̦̺͝r̸̪̍͑m̴̨͖̦̐̌͋ͅ
>>150323172Bot or Mojo Jojo?
