Why do women like him?
>>150314720They don't because you'll never be one.
>>150314720They don't. It's just troons and faggots pretending to be women. I know I know, tautology
>>150314720Faggotified slightly forceful pimp. Makes it popular with trannies, gays and some women.
>>150314720women like gay rapists
>>150314720When in doubt: Rule 63.
>>150315627Lol.
>>150314720For the same reason I like characters like Mammon and Adam and Stella>villain>funny>makes fans seethe
>>150318573Based taste.
Is there a tumblr sexyman who's short or is being tall a requirement?
>>150319854Sans?
>>150318573My man.
>>150314720He's an attractive male character who sexually abuses another attractive male character. Prime fetish fuel for a specific and strangely common (or maybe just strangely vocal?) brand of female pervert.
>>150314720because he's a rapist
>>150320330Damn.
>>150319864He's an anomaly. >short>fat>bald
>>150321482>fatdude is literally a bag of bones
>>150321568Never heard of big-boned?
>>150314720Tall and Lanky wins the race, that's why.
>>150314720Women like rapists and serial killers. Look at all the love mails those kind of irl degenerate receive while in jail
>>150314720Because he's beautiful
How fast would Charlie's soul break under his 'work'?
>>150323996Have you seen the HH female audience?
>>150323932A week, maybe.
>>150314720Nice butt.
>>150323689Why tho.
Because he's hot?
>>150314720I don't care what women like
damn he one zesty nigga
>>150323932how did angeldust even make this kind of pact with him? what did angel need so badly while already in hell?
>>150325853Tall means women get that sense of security while lanky makes them feel like they're not going to choked out by Frankenstein's monster.I'm 6'3" and bearmode (PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU NOW...but seriously I did). Most women don't like me very much because I think they instinctually know I could kill them with my bare hands easily.
>>150327220He's an addict, he's got expensive habits and he'd go insane if he didn't feed them. Selling himself gave him the finances necessary to feed his addictions and make Hell tolerable, but in the process he became the plaything of a monster which made Hell intolerable all over again.
>>150327451doesn't he say that he just does coke all day to cope with the way Val treats him?it kinda implies the drugs started after he signed the contract.unless you want to make it a vicious cycle kinda deal
>>150327451so he was an addict in real life, died, and kept his addiction even after death?or he was an addict in real life, died, and then picked up doing drugs AGAIN in hell and got addicted?
>>150314720Big Moth Cock
>>150327893This.
>>150319864>>150321482Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?
>>150323932Break?
>>150328353That is beyond vile
>>150327502He literally died and went to Hell because of a drug overdose.
>>150328552I miss the times where we thought Val would sometimes act like Angel's twisted fatherly figure of sorts.>Those times when he found his little porn star.>Curled into a ball on the floor, suffering from overdoses, his body trying so hard to die and finally rest, but being unable to due to their cursed immortality.>Drugged out of his mind, desperately crying, calling out for his piece of shit of a father to come and save him.>Begging for his forgiveness.>Val couldn't help but feel the need to help him, in the darkest depths of what was left of his leathery heart.>Couldn't help but stay by his side to at least soothe this suffering soul, to let him know he wasn't alone.
>>150328685>I miss the times where we thought Val would <things that never happened, never suggested ever happened and go the complete opposite direction of the character's personality>
Does Velvette ever peg him?
>>150329028Sometimes.
He's fabulous and forceful. Some Women like that. He also fucks a Twink which is something they would like too.
>>150314720I want his bussy.
Because he is masculine af.
>>150330017Hehe hot.
>>150314720>>150327185Post more Val.
>>150319854Lucifer.
>>150331715
>>150332434Thx.
>>150314720Why does his ass look so inviting?
>>150333937Ikr?
>>150328353Disgusting.
>>150332434Cute.
>>150314720I cannot comprehend how anyone on planet earth could be attracted to this
>>150328353
>>150314720Women seem to like the very kind of men they consider "problematic" socially when virtue signaling online or in public in a curious phenomena where they fetishize them in secret and I have several observed examples regarding fiction to back up this claim;>Edward Cullen in Twilight is one of the widest age gaps in fiction as well as a literal stalker who creeps on Bella and even breaks into her bedroom while going on about how he can barely restrain himself from tearing open her jugular and sucking her blood dry until she's a desiccated husk.>Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey is an abuser and rapist with the shaky justification of him having been abused as a child as a Freudian Excuse while misrepresenting BDSM and confirming all the worst stereotypes and misconceptions with his toxic relationship regarding Anastasia.>Gilgamesh in Fate/the Nasuverse is canonically an unrepentant serial rapist and misogynist towards Saber in Fate/Zero, Fate route as well as in his backstory/original myth>The Handmaid's Tale is all about fetishizing being oppressed by a mix of Christian/Muslim/Quaker patriarchy they always bitch about, yet is fetishized as an oppression dom/sub fantasy.>The Joker and Harley Quinn have even been romanticized as "Couple Goals" when Suicide Squad (2016) came out and DC/WB backtracked hard after a bunch of feminist critique came out and broke her off from the Joker and tried making her more of an independent girlboss for PR purposes.Then there is the who fujohsi phenomenon when it comes to BL or "Boy Love" that also fetishizes abuse with most popular example in recent memory is "Killing Stalking" that is likely the type of abusive gay dom/sub dynamic that gets these types of fans wet.
Someone made a game idea for Val but I can't remember what it was.
>>150338152Lol.
>>150337384
>>150338152Based.
>>150314720you know how people always have to remind others "don't stick your dick in crazy"? well you have to remind both sexes of this
>>150339085I want that cup.
>>150337384You hit the nail on the head, Valentino exudes characteristics that should make him generally reviled among women but the framing and style around him is what causes him to be a chick magnet or divisive at worst.He exudes an aura of meatheaded abject hedonism that Velvette and Vox don't. He's constantly queening out no matter the situation so even if he's being violent, perverted or macho the sheer confidence and flamboyance makes it charismatic, being on his good side seems fun and free while being on his bad side seems dangerous in a kinky way like a 50 shades of grey or killing stalking kinda deal and that brings in a ton of Fujos with how possessive he is of Angel Dust and all the gay rape.If put in a place without any oversight he is likely to murderfuck his way to the top.As fun as it is to call him the CEO OF RAPE his track record has not shown enough nonconsensual dicking to put him in the rape hall of fame.
>Show full flamboyant tumblrbait men>but the only one who's getting a heterosexual romance is chuddy AdamNow what did they mean by this?
>>150327220I think it's not touched upon much (what's Hell's tax code?), but I think the implication is that the lower half of any ring be they damned soul or hellborn are broke as fuck. Leading to wanting money because there's actually a general level of starvation associated with it. I don't think there's many food outreach programs in Hell.
He's got quite a tongue.
>>150328353sauce?
I've always found him (and Adam too somewhat) far more endearing in general compared to the other characters because he's the only villain whose crimes are treated with any sort of gravitas, plus he's the sinner whose held accountable for their sins the most, said sins being very important to another character's arc.
>>150345003seconded
>>150343850I want it in my mouth!!!
>>150343010Nothing is certain but death and taxes hm? Even in hell you can't escape the IRS
>>150346149Well the IRS started in Hell, of course you wouldn't be able to escape them in their own home turf
>>150314720Does he ever run out of seed for all the mass rapes he's done?
>>150346215Thats a heinous thought to have and I question your humanity...
>>150346215He's, like, a moth guy. He lays eggs and shit
>>150319864Took a huge hit to pr.people are out for his non existent blood these days
>>150314720They want to be raped by him.
>>150346808Wrong. They want to be the one raping. Trust me, I'm an expert
>>150346842Do you think they vicariously realise their rape fantasies through a character of a rapist as a manifestation of latent penis envy?
>>150346882Freud-sama...
>>150343850Imagine
>>150346882maybe rape is just a based kink. maybe everyone like rapes
>>150347024It's a very instinctual one yes, when a tribe invaded another, the ones that weren't killed were raped most of the times.So you gotDominant:>Want to rape>Appeals to being strong enough to take the spoils of warSubmissive>Wants to be raped>Appeals to being pretty or useful enough to be spared from the slaughter and instead kept as a toy/slave.
>>150347078in this world... it's rape or be raped
>>150345003>>150345702thirded
>>150328404>That is beyond basedftfy
>>150323932first day, I think. She's a rich white girl who's never known struggle
>>150343850Stupid sexy moth...
>>150345003>>150345702>>150347797fourthed
>>150345003>>150345702>>150347797>>150349093fifthed
>>150345003The earliest post that had this image dates form august of last year, there's no info of the source.
>>150350152Yeah, I know. I searched the archives and that's all I found too. I'm hoping that if I keep asking, eventually someone will find something. Last time I asked some guy said it was related to some comic with Lucifer and Charlie and that Soulcentinel was related to it somehow, but I didn't find much
>>150350255SC?, sounds legit.They're not lolis tho, so I'm only half believing that.
>>150350378Well I don't believe it at all, since I checked his baraag and his inkbunny and didn't see shit.
>>150349894Would be nice to see him fight.
>>150351003I hope he kills Angel Dust.
>>150351320Hell no.
Why does Val have a gold tooth?
>>150352441looks hot
>>150352475Kay.
>>150352441Cus he's a pimp and that's pimp shit
*SSIIIIIIPPP*
>>150353129That's angeldumb's cum in there
>>150353146Yummers.
Do HH fans actually like the show, or is it a Miraculous situation where it's just autism for specific characters and only being interested in the potential?
>>150353188I like the show. I mean, whether or not it's good, I don't know, but I do find it entertaining. Also I want to have sex with Charlie
>>150353188I love Hazbin despite its flaws.
>>150314720Because he's hot.
Thread theme : https://youtu.be/M15dT3AiklY?si=CFtSk8V2tywS6mLE
>>150354335>come here, sit on top of daddy, anon.
Because the devil exercises a profound and powerful, though temporary, influence over a great portion of humanity, which St. Augustine called the "Earthly City".
>>150355003Interesting.
Being raped by Val would make you want more of it, plain and simple...
>>150355313Lol.
>>150342043Because straight angels are better than gay demons. Always hazbin
>>150314720They don’t, you’re just a moron who’s never met a woman
>>150328685>I miss the times where we thought Val would sometimes act like Angel's twisted fatherly figure of sorts.He already does, Daddy~
>>150314720He's evil?
>>150342043>chudLilith's a fucking liar. Adam's a dick to everyone, but the only characters he's shown respecting at all are all women.>takes orders from sera>still remembers vaggie as a top fighter after trying to kill her>risked everything making a deal that let lilith into heaven>everything about Lute
no one asked but i want to see mammon rape and claim fallen angel adam
>>150314720Do Women Really?
>>150359092Hot.
How tf is Val attractive to anybody?
>>150355833I think everybody is a little bisexual. Both demons and angels and anons.
>>150361983Come on, you know why.
So the new Helluva Boss is really just a reboot and somehow Stollas and Blitzo are worse. It fits since they're literal demons, but it makes the later character arcs seem just hollow.
>>150362520Loona is so cute.
