How long did Farquaad survive inside the dragon's stomach?
>>150316009The better question would be where he found a match and a means to lit it.
I know he was the villain but all the characters know he was alive and slowly being digested in there and yet they forced him to sing with glee.
Where are all the Dragons organs? Why is it just a spine and ribs inside a flesh balloon?
Karaoke Dance Party isn't canonical
>>150317012Farquaad was fighting his way out.
>DVD/VHS short film in which all the characters sing karaoke>4-D theme park attraction involving Farquaad's ghostThe stuff between Shrek 1 and 2 is kinda weird
>>150316910and then he turned into poop hahahahah ahaha ahaha ahahahhahh ahah
>>150316009What is this picture from
>>150317378Back when Shrek 1 was released on DVD/VHS, they included a short of the characters doing karaokehttps://youtu.be/GOYJbhm7n5A?feature=shared
>>150316515He's a smoker, he always has matches on him. It's meant to be ironic, he used to puff smoke only to be eaten by a dragon.
>>150317261not that weird
>>150317261Fun stuff like that used to be common on DVDs though. They had a little American Idol game on one of the Shrek DVD's. If you picked wrong Simon Cowell declared he was the winner.
>>150321389Donkey Won.
>>150323663He'll never get eaten by his huge monster wife and take a wonderful nap in her innards so his win is incomplete
>>150317261He appears as a ghost in a halloween special too, trying to murder fiona and marry her ghost despite her being a fucking ogre lmao
>>150316009Implying he ever died, the ghost was just spirit projection
>>150323731>>150323713
>>150317291Nemu, shouldn't you be hiding from the farms
>>150316009>YWNB vored by a sexy dragonessWhy even live?
>>150316009His hairstyle is so silly lol
Do you think he finally died before or after the donkey fucked the the dragon.
>>150325931During.
>>150326648Hhhot.
>>150316009bro's head is bigger than his torso lmfao
>>150323713That was the 4D theme park movie
>>150328119Heavy is the head that wears the crown
>>150316515Better BETTER question is, why is her spine and ribcage visible from her stomach?
>>150329572Shrek animators didn't do their anatomy homework
>>150325443To be fair, he is a very silly King
>>150328886>brady bunch reference I just got that now wtf
So was it painful vore?
>>150316009My ancestor :)
Shrek's flesh and blood
>>150316009Vest of Dracian Gastrointestinal Acid Resistance +3
>>150335697If she doesn't burp or fart even ONCE in the movie we riot
>>150332647The pain was balanced out by the arousal~
>>150316009Farquaad = Fuckwad
>>150339693lol cleverrrr
>>150316009IT'S A CARTOONFICTION
>>150337781>"Better out than in, as my old man says"That would actually be a pretty good moment if they did that.Fergus and Farkle should be just as involved in the movie too.
THE MUFFIN MAN??
>>150317027Prove it.>>150322890I saw this in the theater after the credits.
He didn't
>>150344033He didn't?
>>150331825How many inches
>>150328886I miss cool and stylish DVD menus
>>150316009>a literal short king
>>150347424Short Prince.
>>150316009Are these the types of questions that keep you up at night?
>>150347987https://youtu.be/jA82or2gMpk
>>150331825Well, technically, he's not a king
>>150347440>>150348771Sorry, my Shrek lore knowledge is rusty
>>150334449GOOD MORNING FAR AWAAAYI GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY
>>150340816>Fergus and Farkle should be just as involved in the movie tooOne should look like an absolute chad while the other looks like original concept Shrek but they're still bros.
>>150349617I'd try to fight Shrek for Fiona if I'm being honest.
>>150349871THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACEAND HE'S SHINING A SALUTE TO THE NON-MAGICAL RACE!
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE HEY
>>150354129After learning that Eddie Murphy turned down the leading role in Roger Rabbit years earlier for "not understanding how it'd work on-screen," I'll always view Donkey and Mushu as his attempt at making up for that insane blunder.
>>150322890loved that game
>>150329572Well there are those interpretations of dragons where they are basically like blimps, and blimps aren't exactly complex on the inside
>>150355417Both funny and kinda tragic how he missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime there
>>150355417Can only wonder how the movie would have turned out in that regard, given Murphy's brand of comedic versus Bob's
>>150316515>and a means to lit it.Old time matches were easily lit with friction
>>150323707at the end of his ~40 year donkey lifespan Dragon will swallow him for one final nap so he can be with her for the rest of her thousands of years
>>150316009Maybe he actually survive?
>>150358427What year does Shrek take place in?
>>150349617>drawn by one of the directors no less
>>150348675used to be obsessed with this sequence back in the day
>>150316009You wouldn't survive long due to the gasses in a stomach. Probably a minute or so.
