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Who here can give Saitama a real challenge?
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OH NO!
HE COULDN'T GO
3 - 0
LOL
LMAO
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THIS WILL BE THE DAY WE'VE WAITED FOR.
THIS WILL BE THE DAY WE OPEN UP THE DOOR.
I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR ABSOLUTION;
HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A REVOLUTION.
WELCOME TO A WORLD OF NEW SOLUTIONS.
WELCOME TO A WORLD OF BLOODY EVOLUTION.
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I hope we get a Ichigo vs Naruto fight after the Bleach anime finishes
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>>150318889
>who would beat the joke character?
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>>150318889
They are all DEAD if Saitama remembers it's bargain day at the supermarket again.
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I want a Sonic Battle Royale where they all try to murder each other.
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>>150318889
Post Saitama killing a mosquito
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UNCLE RAGNA CAN'T HELP YOU NOW, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
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Is Swan still coping with Dio losing to her or are the days of pretending that Sakuya vs DBS Hit is an actual matchup finally over?
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>official ruby model
>official ruby va
>casey lee williams doing vocals for the track
Is this the most amount of content RWBY has gotten since RT died?
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>>150318948
AIIIEEEE GORILLA-SAMA
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>>150318944
You really want Ichigo to go 0-2?
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>>150318982
>>150318949
These two fuck btw
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>>150319048
Hulk...
>>150319057
Bleach going 0-3 is funny tho
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>>150318925
>>150318939
>>150318982
>>150319035
The PILLARS of Death Battle.
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>>150319024
In a semi official capacity (like official models and actors), yes.
Technically there is the fanimation that is coming out, but time will tell how long lasting it is.
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>Kishimoto confirmed he has nothing to do with Boruto, and it's all Ikemoto's fanfic
So much for Bayron mode for Naruto.
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>>150319057
>>150319075
Ichigo GAPES narutoverse
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>>150319107
...'s laundry.
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>>150319107
...on opposite day.
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Can your hero do this?
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If Bleach ever did appear again on Death Battle, they'll just give them a pity win against a weaker combatant like they did with Sonicfags.
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>>150319111
>>150319115
Objectively wrong people
>>150319152
Probable but hopefully it doesn't happen
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>>150318889
Him
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>>150319202
Or him
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>Objectively wrong people
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>>150318948
Wait why is his blood blue?
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Never ever gonna be on Death Battle characters.
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>>150319152
You niggers are weird, you want to have your cake and also eat it, you taunt to sonic fags that their furfag verse peaks at moon level...Then say that they massively stomp a moon level gal, what?
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>>150319242
MK games are too realistic with the blood and gore, so it gets videos demonetized or age restricted. So people edit blood, or use characters who don't have red blood so YouTube doesn't mess with them.
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>>150319246
QRD?
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>>150319219
Naruto's concubines in the chat.
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>racism
BE
BETTER
MEN
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Reminder Goku GAPES Sonic and his entire verse.
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Be
Worse
Men
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>>150319317
>Nonbinary
>Mexican
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>>150318955
I-I CAN'T!
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>>150319246
Simon bros? OUR STATUS?
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>>150319246
>>150319317
SIMONGODS WE'RE FUCKING STRONG
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>>150319317
Kyle would've saved Charlie.
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>>150319360
That's the average leftist super soldier
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>>150318889
Is that Namor?
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>>150319246
That Simonbro vs the Gokubro that punched Ben
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>>150319315
>Take care of your wife’s son
OF COURSE, MY GLORIOUS KING!
>>150319334
>Take care of your biological daughter
EW! GOOD THING YOU WERE TAUGHT, MONSTER!
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>>150319408
>Gokubro that punched Ben
QRD?
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>>150319317
>>150319246
Drilled
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>>150319424
A guy at a convention in I think 2014 ran up and punched Ben Singer, screamed "THIS IS FOR GOKU", and then ran away and got arrested later that day
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>>150318935
I dunno if this is a hot take here or the coldest take, but RWBY's intro songs are complete garbage
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>>150319246
Omar was TEACHING Charlie
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>>150319445
This is the only one I like, partly because of nostalgia. It's odd to have nostalgia for 2013 but it does take me back.
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>Goku and Simon caused two people to perform acts of violence in real life
BOUNDLESS.
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>>150319445
I'm gonna be honest I've never even watched RWBY. It looks like hot garbage. I remember back in the day on Crunchyroll they would advertise it religiously.
It's probably woke garbage or whatever.
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>simonbros are cold-blooded snipers capable of killing a man in a single precise neck-shot and evading the FBI
Kylebros.... I-I think we better stop the cuckposting, I fear our very lives are in danger.....
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>>150319477
>he doesn't know about homophobe ruby
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>>150319495
SIMONBROS IPJKEKEKEKKEKWKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEGSHEJKEKEJDJJEJD
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>>150319458
The singer they have for it isn't bad. She sang the song for Weiss's trailer and it was fine. But something about her in a more fast paced anime-intro-esque song sounds off
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>>150319495
Simonbros....
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>>150319495
KAMINA-SAMMMMMMAAAAAA!
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I was teaching Charlie.
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>>150319495
Sorry, I think I broke him when I cucked him. KINGtos SCHOLAR btw
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>>150319495
She (He) is currently hiding from the FBI inside his cuckbush while Big Bro Trump fucks his gf
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>>150319495
BRAVE AND STUNNING!
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>simonbros are actually bush troons
Bro wtf
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>>150319543
Can confirm, I was the bush he cried like a tranny bitch in while you cucked him Kratos KING
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>Simon seethed so hard at a traditional family man that he killed him with a gunshot instead of his usual fistfight tactics
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>>150319558
Oh wait he's actually dead what the fuck
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*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
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>>150319568
KEKmon the COWARD inspires people to hate tradition and Christianity. Of course they use cowardly tactics. Christians are the only people with honor.
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>>150319495
>makeup with that man jaw
KEKAROOOOOOO!
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>gets cucked so hard he copes by letting Yoko’s tranny cousin sodomise him
>his irl fans all troon out too and vote for Kamala
Boundless levels of soi
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>>150318925
Kratos has one thing that Asura will never have: inner peace
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>>150319583
This is what i’m gonna do to every Cucky Simon tranny in my neighborhood
Justice for Charlie
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Something something weakest link
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*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamin-ACK!"
The swordsman abruptly cut off his sentence, his brain barely processing the sniper shot which had pierced through his neck in mere moments. Too fast to even notice his own death, Kamina instantly ceased to live, his body collapsing to the ground in a pile of blood.
S: "Mission complete."
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>>150319616
KINGtos scholar...
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>Simonfags are proud that a tranny shot a happy family man
Truly sick and deranged.
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>>150319495
Transphobia will NOT be tolerated
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>>150319119
yes
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>>150319647
Simonsisters can't fathom a happy relationship, that's he why let his wife stay dead
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>Suspect was detained but sources say they detained the wrong guy
>Shooter fired on Charlie right when he said that transgenders make up a disproportionate amount of mass shooters
>Original Twitter Account was taken down and its username removed and currently under FBI investigation
Kratosbros…our knowledge has uncovered too much.
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>>150319611
>inner peace
I mean, Asura was pretty peaceful when he died. Not capybara levels of inner peace, but he was pretty happy.
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>>150319682
Thank goodness KINGtos drive those treasonous wretches from our halls
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Just because of what the cucky simonkek did, I'm going to have 10 more Christian children with my wife. They will all be raised hyper traditionally and be taught conservative values.
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Just because of what the cucky simonkek did, I'm going to have 10 more Christian children with Simon’s wife. They will all be raised hyper traditionally and be taught non-bush values.
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>>150319495
>these are fans of Simon the Digger
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>>150319495
ZAMN! Would!!
I am Simon btw i let trannies fuck me cause real girls all cuck me
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>>150319694
I thought KINGtos wanted people to be better men and to hate bigots like charlie kirk.
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shitposting isn't going to erase the fact that DC got humiliated by a twink wearing a corset
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>first listroon
>then this guy
>even in-universe leeron is attracted to simon
What is it about Simon that makes him so appealing to trannies?
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WHO THE FUCK IS LISTROON
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>>150319738
The vast majority of abortions are usee by blacks as contraceptives. Kratos does not want BIPOC killing their wive’s sons any longer…
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Just got my free time, African Anon, who the hell is Charlie Kurk? Explain to a guy in Africa.
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>>150319755
he doesn't seem to post here anymore
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>>150319760
Charlie Kirk is a loser who would go to college campuses and debate politics. He would usually win when it came to the fact that abortion is a sin. Sometimes he'd lose to children and it was embarrassing.
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>>150319751
I don't fucking know. It's probably because TTGL is anti-authority and that appeals to rebels.
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>>150319775
Post him ever losing. That’s just a bullshit claim made by South Park
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>>150319760
>african
PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE!
Simonbro btw.
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>>150319495
>simon winning db gave him the confidence to do it
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We need more conservative values and big happy Christian families
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>>150319760
Guy who thinks abortion is murder and homosexuality is a sin (he's right btw)
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>>150319775
That's it? Huh, from a quick search the guy was popular around 2016 then wasn't. That's it? Really? Just a youtuber?

>>150319791
Fuck off, Yanken. I'm actually curious since my feed is filled with this Kurk guy.
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>>150319720
Wouldn't that mean that DC lost to a tranny?
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I opened the thread and the first thing I saw was the fact Simonfags are deranged murderous communist tranny zoomers. I don't know what I expected from kids growing up on the original DeKEK.
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>>150319789
https://youtube.com/shorts/gIp_TQ2HHMU
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/live-blog/live-updates-shooting-charlie-kirk-event-utah-rcna230437

I can’t believe it, they didn’t find the guy!

The shooter was actually a fucking Simontroon
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>>150319804
Just remember that the Lord is the STRONGEST
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>>150319811
Yeah he's 100% right and I agree with him on most things. I just think what he does is retarded.
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>>150319811
But why did he got shot? Like he was popular right? The opinions you've stated aren't scandalous, but I'm asking why did he get shot? Like you don't just start shooting people because of that, you gotta have done something to make people mad.
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>>150318889
Buggs Bunny
Dan from Dan Vs.
Possibly Clark Kent
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>>150319831
Where is the part that says it's a simonfag
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>>150319862
Transsexuals are utterly deranged, that's why
Anyways, we're getting way too off-topic
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>>150318889
Thragg and Invincible would curb stomp Saitama
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By royal decree, Simoncucks are now BANNED from these halls!
Run, RATS!
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>>150319862
So leftists in general are severely mentally ill because communism and cultural Marxism (wokeism) are more or less religions. They occupy the same headspace as religions in the brain. So they think killing is okay to get what they want. Commies love their revolutions.
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>>150319878
those pipsqueeks would get heemed by any actual superhero
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>>150319881
Thank you, KINGtos.
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>>150319871
That's the thing. It's not even confirmed to be him.
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apparently the new digimon game is going full smt
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>>150319871
The main suspect atm is a troon on twitter with a simon profile image
Said yesterday that today he was gonna do something bad to charlie
His account got taken down and is under investigation. Charlie also got shot while commenting about trans shooters
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>>150318889
Why the hell is Namor there
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>>150319877
Yeah, I asked here instead of /int/ cause they got a thread warning about it.

Anyways, I think we need another myth match-up.
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Reminder that there is actual fag shit in "KINGtos" games
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>>150319862
i think it's because he was very popular and his format of sitting in college campuses taking questions left him wide open. he wasn't some political firebrand, but antisocial people don't really care how "extreme" someone is, they just care if they're dissenting
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>>150319881
No
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>>150319901
How about mythical monsters? That could be cool. I'd like to see something like Typhon in a fight.
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>>150319862
>But why did he got shot? Like he was popular right?
No, he was don jr's friend who wore diapers "ironically." When Kanye West wanted to shock everyone, his two new stances were "hitler was right and charlie kirk isn't annoying."
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>>150319896
As a Simonbro, that guy is a leftist mexican fagger, do not associate him with me.
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Son wukong one shot me...
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>>150318889
Why are they using the weakest earth Lantern
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agendaposting won't undo DC getting drilled
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AMBER SISTERS.....Randy STAIR still solos Simon, right?

If you don't know Randy Stair....oh boy, you're in for a story, New Fag.
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>>150319932
Heracles...
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>>150319919
Nta; how would you reconcile Typhon's head scraping the stars with him ending up trapped under a mountain?
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>>150319932
Honestly the waiting period for Hercules vs Sun Wukong was really fun. I miss Season 9 sometimes.
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>>150319903
It's just 1 guy no?
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>>150319952
So you know that scene in Naruto where that guy gets hammered into the ground? Something like that.
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>>150319919
Typhon vs Grendel?
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I want Zeus vs Odin to happen.
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>>150319927
All Simoncucks are Leftist (GAYnax) Mexican (Shonen) Faggers (Leeron), it’s what TTGL is all about, being a subversive easily propagandised soiboy cuckold
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I went BEAST mode.
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>>150319957
It was insufferable. Too much of the discussion was centered around Otto and his clique acting like jingoists and Wukongfags outsourcing their arguments and posting a 3 hour long video about Buddhist cosmology which wasn't made for battleboarding
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>>150319947
>the simoncuck wants to subvert White Western mythos
Of coursr
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>>150319774
The weak should fear the strong.
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>>150319952
Magical Mountain

Alternatively: Greek myth believed if the Sky was a huge starry dome over the earth, the Underworld was like a reverse skydome underground. Thus you can bury a being of any height
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>>150319967
>propagandised
what do you think "fight the power" meant you fucking retard
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>>150319881
You joke, but they got exposed as tranny murderers and the meme now is they kill Christian men with families from the bushes because of how they and their hero were cucked. They are actually never recovering from this and being called a Simonbro is now an actual insult.
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>>150319960
It's a canon fag shit.
>>150319967
I know that you're trolling and shitposting and such, but I'm going to say that's a lie.
>>150319988
1) Heracles got GAPED by Wukong
2)
>the simoncuck wants to subvert White Western mythos
??????
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>>150320005
It means bleat the catchphrase of your corporate mascot like a good parrot while je cucks you, lil bro. Don’t think for yourself, bleat what Kamina Sama tells you to think like a dumb lik cuck
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>>150320005
Simon the Digger is quite literally the mascot of Antifa and BLM
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>>150320023
What the fuck actually?
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>>150319965
I don't think Grendel is nearly large enough for that fight
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>>150320039
Yes actually
It’s not coincedental this troon had simon’s picture there they all do
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>>150320045
Send more proof
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>>150319884
>Commies love their revolutions

African Anon here again, but I was always confused how Yankens love the American Revolution, but look down on other revolutions and revolutionary acts. It's confusing to me, like don't you guys venerate the founding of your country?
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>>150320023
you could say the same about Luffy. these people latch onto characters that oppose authority. It's not really as uncommon as you think.
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ROW ROW WORSHIP KAMINA
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>>150320039
No, I made that up. But it's believable
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>>150320002
Wasn't the mount olympus the size of the solar system or something?
>>150320023
>>150320045
Real people behavior, ask Superman.
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>>150319980
I thought the threads devolving into humans vs chimps and taking it to /an/ was funny.
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>>150320062
They also have to be very shallow, easily consoomable and popular, and extremely corporate approved
Hence cucky simon being “literally them” because he yells and squeals shitty shonen catchphrases like a fag from his cuck chair
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>>150319893
SMT like cool demons, fusion, dungeon crawler? Explain cuz I love SMT
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>>150320064
that ship sailed almost 5 months ago nigga
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>>150320058
Revolution for the sake of revolution is RETARDED
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…Death Battle?
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>>150320078
Is there a problem with people relating to characters that oppose power-abusing government officials?
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>>150320082
Simon worships Kamina Sama FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER EVERY SINGLE EPISODE and never shuts up about it THOUGH
BELIEVE IN THE KAMINA WHO KEKS ME! FUCK RIGHT WING CHUDS TELLING ME TO BE MASCULINE AND NOT A KEK!
ROW ROW WORSHIP KAMINAAAA
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>150320102
5 months nigga. Kyle got drilled etc. etc.
get over it.
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I look like this >>150319495
and I say this >>150320102
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How do we stop the Simon menace?
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Strange how this "Simon is cuck" agenda thing is using something that by definition isn't being cucked
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Simon got canonically cucked twice, holy kek
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BRING ME JORGUMANGDR
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>>150320079
there is a thread about the demo in /v/
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>>150320121
Send all troons to boot camp so they’ll learn to be real men instead of effeminate deku cuckolds who hate Chad Trads like Charlie
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>>150320058
So the American revolution is seen as extremely justified here. The British monarchs were oppressing us colonials more or less. And from the revolution spawned our greatness as the strongest nation on earth in the history of the world. So it was justified in retrospect. The American revolution wasn't very ideological like a commie revolution.
Communism is bad because commies and their values are against god. That's another reason.
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>>150320121
We become KINGtos scholars and cuck the cucky Simonbros
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>>150320120
THIS TROON KILLED A MAN, FBI DO SOMETHING
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>>150319495
Big Bro Charlie definitely cucked this pathetic low t simon faggot
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>>150319445
https://youtu.be/LddTdujDOD4

Nah it's kino.
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>Wake up
>See the news
>Figures that /co/ wouldn't be that conta-
>Goes to threads and checks this one
>Endless shit due to the death of Charlie


Yeah, I'm taking a break until this all blows over. If anyone needs me I'll be at /ck/.
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>>150320121
Send in the Hulk
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>The Simonbro
Men in Black victim.
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DEATH BATTLE?
HEY RETARDS THIS IS A POWERSCALING THREAD
NOT /pol/.
IT'S LIKE YOU WANT THE JANNIES TO SEND THESE THREADS TO TRASH
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>>150320120
The tranny would hate the Simon cuckposting.
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>>150320170
Quiet you

We just found out the shooter was a troon and a SIMON Cuck
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I'll talk about whatever I want niggers. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
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>>150319881
Yes, a most wise decree... *scuttles away to subvert your commands in secret*
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What is it about growing up liking Simon that makes you become mentally ill? Is the Gurren Lagann fanbase just the Undertale fanbase of anime? This even beats the cookie needle incident for Undertale.
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>>150320163
Better idea: send Kratos
>>150320165
They are not affiliated with any nation.
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>>150320135
Uh....CHARLIE BROS, WHAT?!?!
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WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, LOSE THE ORIGINAL
CRY! CRY! WORSHIP KAMINA!
SUCK UP THE CRINGEFEST, LICK THE UNCRITICAL
CRY! CRY! WORSHIP KAMINA!

POWER TO THE DUDES, POWERLESS IN SCENES
SHRIVELING CREEPS STAMMERING, SOI IN THEIR JEANS
HE BE THE MOST INFLATED BRO-GOD IN ALL THE LAND
WATCH THE FANBOYS JUST EAT THAT SAND

HIDING IN THE BUSH TO WATCH HER KISS
"IT'S NOT MY CONCERN!" HE WHIMPERS THROUGH THE MIST
YA SHORT AND DEPRESSED, NO GIRL IMPRESSED
WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, YOU KNOW THE REST

'CAUSE HE LOST HIS BALLS, JUST A BETA IN CHAINS
IF YOU WANNA STAY SAD, JUST PRAISE THROUGH PAIN
WOW! FANBOYS WANNA DEFEND THIS FRAUD
SORRY, MY ROAST GONNA MAKE ‘EM NOD, BRO

I’M SO SORRY FOR THE BLINDING TRUTH
WE GONNA, BURN DOWN YOUR SHOUNEN YOUTH
GET READY TO FACE IT, TIME TO DECLINE, UH HUH
IF YOU STILL STAN, THAT'S A SIGN

TOUGH LUCK, SIMONS!
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>>150320200
>cookie needle incident for Undertale.
What?
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>>150319811
Gokubro btw, don't know if that matters
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>>150320204
Giga Doriru Keker
>>150320200
It's almost as if the situation is much more complex and nuanced than a "A comes before B so A caused B" fallacy
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>>150320186
*is aware of your futile efforts to subvert him, but wisely keeps his friends close and his enemies closer*
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>>150320205
>Fan hates artist because of a fan ship
>Fan offerd cookies to said artist with needles inside of the cookie
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>>150318889
None of them. They need composites...Saitama merely exists as the PINNACLE of PHYSICAL FORCE.
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>>150320019
THIS HORNY OLD MONSTER
SON OF A BITCH
FUCKS ROBOTS LIKE A BULL
WITHOUT USING PILLS!
WANT TO KNOW HOW?
>>CLICK HERE<<
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>>150318889
Some dick head with after shave slapping his head.
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Guardians of the halls KINGtos and CHADren are training out in the fields when KINGtos bets 20$ that CHADren cannot answer his riddle! CHADren accepts!
Kingtos says "What is black, blue and orange with one eye and leg?"
CHADren travels the cosmos, seeking knowledge of the most wisest SCHOLARS in the universe! But no use! CHADren cannot answer!!
CHADren returns and gives KINGtos 20$ and says "Well? What was the answer?!"
KINGtos reaches for 20$... CHADREN IS STUNNED!!! FAINTS!!! Follow for more funnies from India!!!!
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>>150320253
K I N O
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>>150320200
Simon’s a pathetic soiboy cuck like Deku who worships his BVLL who cucks him, lets a troon rape him and cries and screams like an effeminate sissy then gets praised by the plot for doing so instead of shamed and gets told this means he has a lot of “willpower” for being a spineless pathetic betacuck.

Of course he’s the idol for shallow low t leftoids who don’t want to man up or improve. Just pretend you were speshul all along for being a spineless pathetic cuck.
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>>150320255
It eez not several pounds of your mother's tits.
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DOSED
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No amount of opportunistic agenda posting and deflecting is going to erase the fact that DC's cosmology got drilled.
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>>150320279
>Oh that's where I left that. Thank you, little girl
>C'MERE VEGETA
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>>150320279
BUILT FOR GOTEN
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>>150320267
TTGL Strawman plot summary, peak bait.
The actual answer is that stories with "fighting big evil" and willpower tropes WILL HAVE leftist fags with delusions of being revolutionaries
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>>150320296
I hope Goten lets me watch! ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!
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>>150320279
BIG BRO PICCOLO???
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>>150318889
are they actually gonna make a db with saitama
what would be the point? the only results that would make sense is him tanking everything and winning or him realizing he's gonna miss a sale and running off, leaving whoever he was fighting confused
anything else would both illustrate a saitama hateboner and defeat the point of having saitama present
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>>150320305
He already fought Popeye like 4 years ago.
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If that Simonfag had just watched Kratos v Asura instead of Cucky Gurren Lagann he could’ve been a Better Man…
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I am a bull for hire. Here is my resume:
6'1
180lbs
7 inch white cock
Aggressively dominant
Sadist
Hit me up
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I'm convinced that there's a sleeper agent here that activates when keywords are said to start shitposting like crazy.
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>>150320305
I mean wasn't one punch man's who point to make all power-scailing bullshit meaningless?
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>>150320319
>white not black
NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY YOKO!
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>>150320318
Watched both. Equally peak.
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>>150320329
That would be me.
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Yup
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>>150320334
*whole
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>>150320335
Kamina was black so top kek and basically canon.
>>150320337
Hi.
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Yoko belongs to BBC
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>>150320298
shitposters for some reason gets really mad when the big bad is a symbol of authority or dictatorship. yeah no shit a lot of anime is pretty open about that narrative that corporate figures and tyrannical leaders are fucking scumbags. what do you think Frieza was supposed to represent?
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>possibly a fraud as his opponent was wanked as one of the strongest of DC despite not even being stronger than Hal
>more people looking into Gurren Lagann material after the fight only to find more cuck material like Yoko choosing to become a stripper that kisses dogs
>exposed as trannies and murderers
>still have people like the mass replying Simonfag submitting themselves to the never ending humiliation ritual for them in the halls for our amusement
There will never be a Death Battle winner more exploitable for mockery than Simon. Even KINGtos posting is unironically more admirable than this. At least they got to make fun of the Jenny OCfag that one time and get a little comeback for once. Other than that, it has been nonstop abuse.
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>>150320315
huh
lemme guess, popeye wins
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>helicopters in lupin can unironically tank mountain level attacks
https://imgur.com/a/MhcWt3z
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BBC = Big Boten Cock
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>>150320359
Kyle lost
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>>150320359
It's sad yet funny.
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>>150320377
And? He is a fraud like Simon.
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>>150319021
Sakuya vs DIO is the most "Safe" option for a Touhou MU
They don't need to go into any of the esoteric wank, Sakuya has better time powers so it's easy for normies to understand her win, and the connections are simple and clear to get
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>>150320388
Cope nigga agendaposting isn't gonna change shit
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>>150320403
Cope? I only stated facts.
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Men of /dbg/, are we cut or uncut? Me? White and cut.
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>WE LOVE _____ HERE!!
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>>150320425
Brazilian and uncut.
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If you have to use a completely unrelated situation as a sort of "gotcha" moment against a character, you've already lost the ability to debate in a powerscaling discussion. And if you do, don't get pissed when others use your logic against you.
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>>150320360
Yes. He can recover from any physical damage and has abilities that Saitama has never resisted.
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Maka is winning
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>>150320453 ? Lets other men fuck his wife while he watches from THE BUSH.
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>>150320396
>ends up getting impregnated by Dio after being rape
Done.
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>>150320354
BKC*
Big Kamina Cock.
>>150320355
Freeza was based on lawyers, right? Idk I forgot
>>150320359
>possibly a fraud as his opponent was wanked as one of the strongest of DC despite not even being stronger than Hal
Wrong.
>more people looking into Gurren Lagann material after the fight only to find more cuck material like Yoko choosing to become a stripper that kisses dogs
WTF? When?
>exposed as trannies and murderers
Trannies are in almost all fanbases, and that one simonfag is a leftist so don't count him.
>still have people like the mass replying Simonfag submitting themselves to the never ending humiliation ritual for them in the halls for our amusement
Baby's first time seeing someone with self-awareness.
>There will never be a Death Battle winner more exploitable for mockery than Simon.
You can exploit anyone for mockery if you make a strawman narrative to aid it.
>Even KINGtos posting is unironically more admirable than this.
I don't see how can shitposting be admirable at all.
>. At least they got to make fun of the Jenny OCfag that one time and get a little comeback for once. Other than that, it has been nonstop abuse.
Trve.
>>150320388
Wrong.
>>150320421
Nah you're coping.
>>150320403
BTW you're not affiliated with me.
>>150320426
KINGtos...
>>150320425
Argentinian and uncut.
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>If you have to use a completely unrelated situation as a sort of "gotcha" moment against a character, you've already lost the ability to debate in a powerscaling discussion. And if you do, don't get pissed when others use your logic against you.
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>the mass replying simonfag is BROWNgentinian
KWABAROOOOOO
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Sandman vs Crocodile (One Piece)?
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Can we go back to Makaposting now and ban /pol/fags
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That's it, mass replying Simonfag. Keep dancing like the monkey you are for our amusement. No, you're below monkeys actually.
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>>150320500
That's one of his haters tho
You don't get the falseflagging joke?
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>>150320500
I have Italian blood in my veins, and you are from?
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>>150320479
>Nah you're coping.
https://youtu.be/EJMYBuGUr70
2:50
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>>150320279
Needless was better
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WHAT DID YOU SAID ABOUT SOUTH AMERICAN CHADS?! WE RUN POWERSCALING!!
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Death battle?
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>>150320523
>SHITaly
I am Schwabian from Württemberg. I am whiter than you.
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>>150320517
I'm self aware. It's basically trolling.
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>>150320473
>after being rape
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>>150320077
I think I could beat a chimpanzee
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Ya done, now? This is embarrassing
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>>150320564
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO FUCK HER WITH MY BIG GRINGO COCK AS SHE CALLS ME PAPI
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>>150320512
Nah, that's moeshit, we better talk about off topic /pol/ shit and Cuckolding, that's really fun!
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>>150320527
Thank God this shit isn't canon. I hate Japan so fucking much.
>>150320556
Wtf is Schwabian
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>>150320597
>Claims to be white
>Doesn't know about Schwabia
KWABAROOOO
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Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight
-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
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>>150320396
I'm convinced that the only reason it hasn't happened yet is because Swan doesn't want DIO to lose. We've had less thematic matchups before, the matchup is popular, and the fight dynamic works.
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>>150320592
Talk about cute girls instead
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>>150320603
Who tf knows about it? I'm tanned btw, and probably still whiter than you if your coating of grime is counted.
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>>150320624
Needs a bbc in front of her eyes
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>>150320616
Wrong pic but I think it's good enough...
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ENOUGH. Before I bleed to death after shooting off my cock in this bush where I'm hiding from the FBI at, I'm asking for one last request. I need one of you to become my next BVLL and take care of Yoko and Nia for me. First dubs decides who.
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>>150320643
Bejita
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>>150320634
I'm pretty sure british television doesn't exist in the underworld
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>>150320643
Simon didn't shoot Charlie, a leftard did it.
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>>150320377
You’re about to lose when we find you for what you did and you get raped in jail, Simontranny. Those right wing skinheads in there are gonna tenderise you real good, you’re finally gonna lose that virginity when you tell them you’re a starbucks sipping liberal who thinks you’re a woman.

Maybe i’ll even plap your gf and mail you the audio in prison between your daily rapings so you can listen to her moans just like Simon and Yoko. Yes you can call me Big Bro you little cuck, but only if you be my slave and kiss my shoes before they catch you, and then on your way to the rapehouse I’ll fondle your girl’s ass in front of you lil bro so you know i’ll fuck her 10 times over while you can just watch from your cuck cell
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Excuse me. He asked for NO PICKLES.
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>>150320624
You think /ourgirl/ tops or bottoms?
What about Ruby? Also who's Ruby's main love interest? The blonde guy with the sword?
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>>150320643
KINGtos
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>>150320662
Some brown kid named Oscar who her headmaster reincarnated into.
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>>150320643
Canon he would say this
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>>150320658
Kek
>>150320660
Peak art.
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>>150320658
>gay rape ntr fantasies
Favorite death battle?
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>>150320643
LeTesteronious LaSteroid
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FUCKIN' QUEERS
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I hope they give Maka this face for her transformation scene
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>>150320689
Krasura of course
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>>150320643
Aquaman
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>>150320643
Ok fine but i won’t let you watch lil cuck
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>I love you anon
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>I will rape you
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>>150320643
KING STAR
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>Here's a sneak peek for you, Goten~
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>>150320643
Everyone posted so far.
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>>150320643
Dubs and it is all a Hal falseflag to get Nia cunny all for him.
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>>150320624
You mean all of the cute girls that will cuck Maka with Soul? But there is too many to list. Even a lot of cute guys will be riding Soul too.
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>>150320643
BVLLTOS
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>>150320743
>cute guys
QUEER DETECTED
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>>150320643
Mario
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>>150320643
Kyle Rayner
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>>150320755
KEKYPOOPY!
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>>150320755
YupyupYUP.
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>>150320728
Black Star can't be a bull, Tsubaki drains him even when he sleeps.
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>>150320753
The entire halls thirsted for Crona for days straight after Maka vs. Ruby was announced.
>>150320755
I actually screamed.
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>>150318982
Hello, Jobku.
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>>150320643
This looks like a job for Chaddy Sama
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>>150320755
>>150320766
>the first reply to this post was dubs too
Kek
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>>150320775
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jesus christ dude am I just not allowed to like Gainax or Trigger shit in these halls
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>>150320755
Works less well when he's dead, could have been funnier choices but points for the irony.
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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>>150320755
FUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKK
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>>150320791
No we only discuss Kratos here
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>>150320775
leave that hapless jobber alone
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Orochimaru vs Medusa for the final Soul Eater battle.
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>>150320771
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>>150320791
You can like Kamina, but not his lil bro.
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>>150320791
You are, we're all shitposting and such, it's not serious.
>>150320797
Also Maka and SIMONtos
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>I love you anon
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>>150320771
Tsubaki isn't enough to handle a man that big
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>>150320755
Truly a BETTER MAN!
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>>150320775
elephants pl?
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>I WILL RAPE YOU, ANON
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>>150320811
If only you were real...
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>>150320771
Wrong. He is Soul and Maka's bull.
>>150320811
Leave me alone. You already have Black Star to breed Simon.
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>>150320755
Witnessed
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The battle I want to see, though I'd give Insomniac Peter Anti Venom instead. But even if WOS Peter loses his Symbiote, he's pretty damn flashy in just Red and Blue.
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>>150320833
Soul*
Fuark! The simon jokes this thread are destroying my mind. Though, I guess Black Star could breed Simon too. He's feminine enough.
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>>150320755
... is dead because Simon pierced him into unexistence.
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>>150320804
What about Orochimaru vs Mahito?
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Are the pieces of corn in your shit edible? They look a little tasty.
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>>150320847
Simon's drill is the drill that pierced the heavens, so of course he could do that
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>>150318889
Mark and Thragg on the same side gives me autism
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>>150320851
Orochimaru would tank attacks a lot in Naruto just to show off. That's bad against someone like Mahito who can one touch kill.
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>>150320851
Orochimaru is for Voldemort.
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>>150320847
Only one of the two of them has continuing adventures and didn't accept the ending of his story and death of his wife.
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>>150320847
>>150320859
This. Simon will get him out of heaven just to be his BVLL.
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>>150320858
After taking a poop, I like to take a pair of chopsticks to pick them out and finish them. That way you maximize your nutrients.
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how many of you have actually watched/read soul eater
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>>150320862
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>>150320755
GOD BLESS THESE HALLS!
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Superman and Green Lantern.
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If Simon can do all these amazing things, why doesn't he undo his cucking? It's almost as if he likes to be cucked. It turns him on.
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>>150320791
>Gurren Lagann, Flcl, Eva, Panty & Stocking
All cuckshit. But at least those sloppy cuck trash didn’t get their troon fans to kill a good man like a coward
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>>150320877
Kyle's girl is dead afaik.
All stories end eventually.
>>150320878
No, he wouldn't.
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>>150320898
Ain't got nothin on me
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>>150320813
>>150320833
Tsubaki is canonically a horny slut, she likely sucks off Black Star while he sleeps and that's why he's never horny.
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Remember months ago it was suspected that this was all fetish projection? I'm getting the impression that it's happening again
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>>150320914
>kill a good man like a coward.
Kyle Rayner concubine detected, keep coping that will surely help.
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>>150320898
ain't got a-nothin' on me
I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea, yeah
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There is ZERO cuckoldry in Kill la kill. BOOM!
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>>150320933
>suspected
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>>150320879
/fit/...
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>>150320885
Nope. Is it good?
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>>150320917
Simon can undo his cucking, but won't because he gets off to it and will pierce the heavens to get Kyle to drill Yoko and Nia.
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Yeah totally not a fetish. Weirdo.
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>>150320885
It's an enjoyable watch, wish it got the brotherhood treatment though.
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>>150320933
What? No way, now you will RP ironically as simon bull, okay?
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>>150319495
God DAMN this just confirms it: Simon fans are all pussies and betamales.
I’d beat the SHIT out of you simon pussies irl hand to hand, and so would have Charlie. That’s why you had to hide in your cuck bush and snipe him like a coward because you’re all weak betamales like this and failures as men
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>>150320990
Is there a manga? I prefer manga to anime. How long is it?
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>>150320971
Coping Kylefaggertardjeet. KeK
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>Soul uses soul hack and takes control of Ruby's semblance to kill her with her own Aura
It won't happen but I like the idea
>>150320885
I recently finished the manga and I'm looking to either start Soul Eater Not or Watch RWBY
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We need pintar here
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>>150320998
Please beat the shit out of those leftarded Simonfags
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I swear to god if this shit carries over to the next thread. the waiting era was already hell on earth during the KvS arc. these threads don't need that again.
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>HEHEY GUYZE what's going o- WHOA WHOA WHOA SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT- ACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
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>>150320755
Benbros...I feel happy for him...
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>>150321041
THE END is more powerful than DARKSEID?!
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>>150320968
>mogged by her mother
>her mod mindbreaks the author and the fandom with based momfucking
Reneechads keeps dominating.
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Big bro Kyle
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>>150321069
I NEED A MATURE WOMAN
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>>150321068
>jobber below rock tier beats even bigger jobber
This supposed to be impressive or something?
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>>150321034
>Please beat the shit out of all Simonfags
Based
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>>150320968
>>150321069
I will breed both
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Better make a sandwich before I fuck Nia! OOOOOHHH BUTTERFINGERS! NOT AGAIN!
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>Soul and Maka
Make Love to each other at least twice a week, Soul knows how to get Maka off but he fails when it comes to being romantic and getting her in the mood.
>Black Star and Tsubaki
Tsubaki keeps Black Star's balls Empty at all times, the second he gets an erection she's already all over that dick.
>Kid and the Thompson Sisters
Kid can't have sex with them because he has a melty about not being able to fuck both exactly at the same time.
Patty however rapes him when she's on her safe days
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>>150321100
Same.
>>150321122
>Below frigdeversal.
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>>150321006
Simon didn't undo the death of his wife because Kamina was in heaven for her, but now he needs Kyle for the double cucking with Yoko.
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J-JUST
(screaming with an effeminate voice)
JUST… WHO THE HELL… DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the Dekuesque snowflake with something approaching pity.

Kratos
(somber)
I can tell you are insecure because you are a cuck. Stop this fight, there is no need for unnecessary violence.

Simon’s Kamina mech charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But The god of hope does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.

With deliberate grace, he readies himself, a punch capable of destroy outerverses.

Simon lunges.

Kratos waits.

And when Simon is but a breath away—
Kratos turns his Strikes the Mech.

The punch shatters Gurren Lagann like glass, impaling Cucky Simon into the ground. The miner freezes mid-air, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His drills, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, Looks down at Simon, as Simon whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.

Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving Simon alone because he is a hero that does not kill when deemed unnecessary.

Kratos
(soft, solemn)
You are a monster no longer.

Then suddenly Yoko and Nia come out seeing a superior male. Then Simon collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Big Bro Kratos.

Kratos kindly allows Simon to watch what he does with the girls.

Kratos withdraws with the girls and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.

Only stillness.

A Hero stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a world of better men.
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THESE HALLS HAVE BEEN TAINTED FOR FAR TOO LONG
WE NEED A TRUE HERO
ENTER
ENERJAK
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>AI slop
>Fanfiction soup noises
KWAB!
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>>150321122
>>150321100
>>150321096
>>150321041
>>150321138
>>150321136
BUNCH OF SLACK-JAWED FAGGOTS AROUND HERE
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>>150321122
>dubs
Makes it even funnier. Someone please put Nia in the fridge.
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>>150321093
ADULT WOMAN
EROTIC
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>>150321038
This is Simonfags' legacies now.
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>>150321004
There's a manga yea, but I haven't read through it yet. Really should get around to it though
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>>150321136
Factually wrong.
>>150321138
Fanfic written by a Kratos' concubine.
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Time for my entrance!!
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Is this a close fight?
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>>150321183
He's so FVARKING STRONG and CHADLY
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>>150321183
Simon victim.
>>150321187
Are there any other MUs for Thor?
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>>150321187
>I love you Thor
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>>150321168
Don't get me fucking started on that shit. It was actual hell on both sides it's no wonder Simonfags went mad when there was a streetshitter who spammed EVERY FUCKING THREAD and made Kylefags look bad by association. It was awful. We don't need that again.
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Which characters have insane enough troon fans to fight Simon in a Death Battle?
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Krasura and Kylemon turned these threads into Batman Arkham subreddit levels of insanity.
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>>150321187
HERO!!
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Yeah no don't bring that shit to the next thread for the love of GOD leave it die here
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>>150321218
SIMONTOS THE DIGGER OF VERSES GAPES YOVR FAVORITE VERSES AND ALL OF FICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like big black cocks
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I love Simon
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FAGGOT
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>author has mommy issues
>projects herself in Ashley
>mom shows up in the game
>become every men's favorite because of how hot she looks
>Renee fan art coming nonstop
>author seethes and tries to make Renee unlikeable in the next chapter
>doesn't work
>mom mod releases. chads prefer based sonXthick milf couple
>author seethes even harder
>delays next chapter
>release joke alternate route just to show how mindbroke her got over people wanting more Renee
>backfires
>keeps delaying next chapter like a spoiled bitch hating that people doesn't share her views and opinions
>Renee still ends up winning
Fuark! I love hags!
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>simonfags are scared of continuing to be the butt of jokes
Too bad. The humiliation rituals in these halls never end.
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>>150319445
Intro songs? What about the rest of the songs? Jeff Williams was a huge influence on my songwriting. I really think it's amazing.
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>>150321267
She isn't a hag, she's a queen.
>>150321272
I'm not scare of jokes, words ain't do shit against me. Row row fight the power.
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>>150321187
That isn't Thor!
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>>150321272
Sorry if I prefer when the threads are actually usable. Agendaposting is one thing but spamming the same shit over and over and over becomes obsessive and obnoxious. And I'm sure a lot of shitposters feel the same way
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>>150321187
Wait a minute......
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>>150321267
I have a huge mommy fetish myself probably because of my childhood being fucked up.
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>>150321298
My bad. You're correct.
>>150321322
I don't yet I still want her to be my mommy
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>>150321322
I am just attracted to older woman.
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>>150321267
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING HAGGOT!!!
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Enough.
Only the STRONGEST incestfag can proceed.
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>>150321344
More respect to your mother, incestuous bitch.
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>>150321298
I've got a joke for you, Murray. What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a mecha anime that has one of the most cucked endings of all time?
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>>150321351
Future trunks is his own father
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Bardock was never important. Just a low class Saiyan. Literary Ryu from Street Fighter but can fly.
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>>150321355
Shinji? Mikasuki?
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>>150321351
Kratos fucked Aphrodite.
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>>150321351
Jaime Lannister...
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>>150321355
Shinji?
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>>150321351
Goten is Gohan's son
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>>150321351
Luke Skywalker...
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>Reed learned magic
Mr Terificbros.....
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>>150318889
>kylefags
Subservient cucks who will never change the world or silence their foes
>simonGODs
Proud individuals who shatter systems of power and change the world for the better just like their hero
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>>150321351
Half of the art I've seen for Wylder/Heolstor is about him and his sister engaging in surprise incest, if that counts.
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>>150321344
Cope Ashleytranny. Renee board. Our mommy won.
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>>150321402
TRVTH NVKE
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>>150321205
It is all a ploy because she thinks Thor is a Mahou/Majik and wants to complete his trial.
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>>150321004
Yes Soul Eater has a 113 chapter run.
It is a monthly manga, so closer to 40 pages per chapter.
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>>150321374
>>150321383
I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking YABBA DABBA DESERVE! *shoots*
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>>150321460
What's up with the flinstonespeak? I don't get the connection.
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>>150321475
How much of a tourist are you?
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>>150321475
Cause Simon is a caveman obviously.
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>>150321480
I'm a newfag, obviously
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Would they get along or are they too autistic to stand each other?
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>>150321010
I don't think this would work actually.
It is called Soul Hack, yes, but he's targetting Madness based entities.
I don't think Clowns actually have souls.
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>>150321487
He's an undergroundman, actually.
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>>150321491
No they'd hate each other.
Well Frank would hate Light, but Light would only hate Frank after he became a problem.
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>>150321475
>>150321480
I don't get it, either
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>>150321351
Literally confirmed canon by Azula's VA. Biggest ship in the Avatar fandom.
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>>150321475
From a Simon quote
>BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!
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>>150321351
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>>150321351
I'm surprised none of the Greek gods were posted
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>>150321545
Kek, also not canon. And it doesn't answer my question.
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You fuckers don't know about Krillinpastas. Fucking newbitches.
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>>150320540
Based
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>>150321573
KINGtos exterminated them all.
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Maka thread
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>>150321582
SHITlinpastas are dead, RABO posting is the meta now
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Jesus Christ give it a rest.
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>>150321582
You want me to apologize for not being omniscient? Of course I don't know something I've never encountered information of.
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>>150321611
I can't read your african gibberish.
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Kratos General
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>p-please care about Maka and Soul Eater
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Done being faggots now?
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>>150321582
Nobody cares about your grandpa memes, unc.
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>>150321634
Not yet.
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>>150320736
>Ew gross. You're flat! I hate flat girls.
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Soon....
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>PLEASE CARE ABOUT MAKA AND SOUL EATER! PLEASE PLEASE PLLLLEEEEEAAAAASEEEEEEE I'M BEGGING YOU THIS IS ALL THE RELEVANCY MY DEAD SERIES WILL HAVE!
No.
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Tough shit you're stuck with this for the next few weeks
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kills him without breaking a sweat.
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>Hulkbro getting uppity
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>>150321662
Goten would never say this. All dragon ball girls are flat.
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>>150321707
Thor victim.
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>>150321693
Kek. They're literally like this. Screaming from the outside.
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>>150321545
Kek, also canon. This gives me unlimited knowledge.
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>>150321707
Pegaus Seiya victim.
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>the Makafag is seething
Kek.
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KEKlinliterature will always be based.
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>>150321722
It doesn't originate from Simon. It came from /dbs/ shiitposting about Krillin getting cucked during the OG dragon ball era. Which... is strange because he's a married man now and has a kid so... why bring up the past?
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>>150321351
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I think I would be fine with jannies nuking this and the next couple threads
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>>150321747
>The modern /dbg/ fag doesn't even know where the culture they live in comes from
GRIM. Those who do not know the past will lose in the future.
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Puny lizard?
Ultima?
Hopes of going 3-0?
Marvel's losing streak?
Goku's hopes of someone joining him in the 0-3 club?
Trans nihilists?
Mei Kamino's tender college age pussy?
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>>150321755
That's literally what Simon says. You need to watch Gurren Lagann.
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Maka's kind of mid. Crona is way hotter to be honest.
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>>150321801
Isn't Crona a guy
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>>150321794
>>150321794
Migrate.
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>>150321811
It's never clarified. Kind of like another character...
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>>150321811
Yes? And? Still would fuck.
You already KNOW who my hero is.
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>>150321787
Wrong.
>>150321823
Kratos.
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>>150321735
>literal who victim
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>>150321850
>Nigger talking about the manly and better version of Sailor Moon and the hero of many fathers as a who.
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>>150321707
>Goku's used goods
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>>150321865
>brown vermin calling others niggers
Lol. Lmao!
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>>150321865
You are south american. Saint seiys is a literal who fagshow for everyone else.
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>>150321884
>Probably also brown.
Tanned but not retarded or a faggot, unlike you.
>>150321885
Then everyone else is retarded.
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>>150321919
You're the only that likes homosexual shows. Done.



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