New website is out, just in time for the pilotWill you join as the comic gets rereleased over the coming months?
Happy relaunch day
For any potential newcomers, you can read it herehomestuck.comThe comic will gradually release pages
>>150327172what was wrong with the old websitelike, why did it stop workingit was working before
>>150327313No, it wasn't. When was the last time you used it? The images had been broken for YEARS
>>150327313I think when Viz bought it they threw out the old website and made a new shittier one based around low quality youtube videos. The new "team" tried to fix it but ended up throwing it out and starting over
>>150327313>images broke>flash ended>website didnt adapt to browser updates
>>150327313It was vaguely working. With the death of Flash, all of the flashes stopped working. Viz did a band-aid fix of recording them (in not great quality) on Youtube, but that wasn't a proper fix. After that, things just stagnated and rotted, so to speak. Images stopped loading for whatever reason at various times, and that continued until the whole thing just died.
>>150327313The last time the Homestuck website fully worked was in 2017.
And nobody cares about homesick 2 lol
>>150327323Anon... that's what I'm asking about. Do you not understand what "before" means?
>>150327358I enjoy it. I like Ly'lac so far and I'm looking forward to Auntie Vriska and the omega kids
>>150327172Do you think they'll censor every instance of the work "retard"?
>>150327358What am I supposed to care about
>>150327344Not what I asked. I did not ask WHEN it stopped working.I asked WHY it stopped working.I am aware that it stopped working.There was a period of time when it worked. This was in the past. The past is before the present.Then there was a period of time where it didn't work.Other people have already correctly answered my questions, but I am addressing you right now because you seem to have some reading comprehension difficulties. I hope this has helped you understand.
>>150327409He deserved better, (ie, anything really)
>>150327390Why is Jane such a freak?
>>150327424From what I can tell, they're not changing anything. We'll see how that goes, though.Will they do the Caucasian fakeout? Or just have that as a separate bit of extra stuff?
>>150327358>Make shitty thing>Only retards like itWow!
>>150327172John was a true chad.
>>150327358I do. Ly'lac is cute.
>>150327323I read the comic up to Trickster Mode back in the summer of 2022.
>>150327516Sucks he'll be trans by HS2/Beyond Canon.
this thread is being monitored by hussie goons
>>150327358homestuck 3 when?
>>150327517I like the interior design on the deltritus kids homes too, Hs2's art has got a lot better across the board
>>150327512Redditor cadence, lack of substance, and vagueness of language.
>>150327172I prefer the fan-made archive. I'm just using the site for jester quest atm.
>>150327358It's a cursed property.
>>150327504there's already a missing con air clip link on page 20
>>150327833Aw
>>150327390I do really like the grown up Vriska look.
>>150327833FACT: Roxykitten is the most powerful Homestuck character
>>150327907certainly the fattest
I miss Jesterquest
>>150328050
Would she be a tradwife?
I miss 4stuck
>>150328147i hate that word but she will be when im done with her
>>150327358hamshank 2
>>150327172That depends, is it the orginal?
>>150327246Dang I wanted to post 9/11 pits..oh well. Happy 9/11 to everyone!
>>150328236Relax liberal. It's just Hearst humor.
>>150328293Yes
>>150327905the art is so nice. can't wait to read it
>>150328307Why is he so small. Shotacon Jade?
>>150328351Jade's just eight feet tall.
If Jade is tall she should be a beanstalk. In any other situation she has to be <5ft tall. This is the law.
>>150328398Aw that's lame
>>150328428Sorry, she's eight feet tall and has G cups.
KARKAT NO THAT'S A HUSSY
>>150328449>Karkat had enough of Kankris rants so he´s going to fuck his mom.
>>150328440>Gets a giant venus MILF bod>Almost complete and total power over the concept of spaceat the cost of>Practically no character development
>>150328307>>150328440>>150328449Need me more shotacons in homestuck
>>150328449imaging the cross-universe STDs he's gonna get
>>150328472I am fine with this. Most of the "character development" has been for the utterly boring in HS.
>>150328492This implies that Porrim cannot conceptualize herself without STDs as she even has them when she is dead (which is kind of funny)
>>150328472Getting Hussie's attention in Homestuck is a curse that leaves you a shell of yourself and fujobait. Better to be a Nepeta in hell than a Dave in heaven.
>>150328504They are cute together, I need more. Even a slut needs a cute boy to be sweet with
>>150328517Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, living or not.
How did jester quest end
>>150328564He made the last page which ended the comic
>>150328449>>150328504>>150328533Porrims can't resist the karkat charm
>>150327172Will we be getting regular homestuck threads again as pages are re-released
>>150328564With none of my 200 commands being chosen
>>150328695There's been constant homestuck threads for like a month now
>>150328695we will live forever
>>150328695We been having regular threads since the UHC drama a day before the Pilot Announcement.It re-releasing and updated daily does kinda mean theres now a passive readalong though, something a guy tried via threads like 2 months ago and completely failed.
first for cutest jobber
>>150328949BLUH BLUHHUGE 8ITCH
if you were a Highblood, would you kill lowbloods or would you give them undeserved mercy?
>>150329101Kill em all.
>>150328147Imagine the psychotic leg locking nail gripping sex as she quotes the parts of the Bible that promote reproducing and not wasting seed....
>>1503291178ased
>>150329101probably not since their psychic powers would be useful
>>150328147omg is that jade harley from infamous webcomic, homrestuck by abdrew hussie
>>150328305Why are the sisters in this comic so consistently hot?
>>150329101They call me troll josef mengelle
>>150329155Yes
>>150329101Mostly murderBut I would spare the occasional one just to keep them guessing
>an entire assassination campaign from the entire nu-4chan modship couldn't stop Homestuck from continuing to get threads every single dayHELLOOOOOO EVERYBODY
>>150329271Pretty sure they just threw in the towel when the Pilot got announced.
>>150329101i would rape lowbloods
>>150329271You can't fight the Homestuck anon
>>150329222>Average day of a Highblood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5sl36Vtoa0
Sorry Huss but I'm too busy playing Silksong to care.
>>150329382Funny how Hollow Knight was made on a 35k budget and is bigger longer and better than Hiveswap ever was.
>>1503293438ased t8h
I want to make Roxy drink unhealthy amounts of alcohol
>>150329101I would kiss and handhold lowbloods and cry when they die of old age after the highblood equivalent of a holiday fling
>>150329603I weant to give Roxy ABShttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome
>>150329346I got scared it was gone for a minute, but this is more fitting: https://youtu.be/bWSh6rDB9Kg?si=269Xwb-_03WOQNRA
>>150329663>Equius just pushing Tavros Hive off of a cliff.Its fucking beautiful.
>>150329621she wouldn't need it if she's already drunk all the time
>>150328307The art style is familiar, who drew this?
>>150329720we can go drunker
>>150329733chazzerpan
>>150328307>Jane-sized tits on Jadeeh
>>150329820It's genetic.
>>150329880impossible. Jade's a skinny stick. Jane is only thicc because something something Condesce
>>150329928Jane's thicc because she's a fatty who eats cake all day
>>150329928Jade is endowed with all the might of the green sun.
>>150329944hot. I want to forcefeed Jane cake everyday to plumpen her up, then when she's sufficiently fattened and rotund, I'd force her to exercise to lose all of the weight.
consensual hand holding with ellith
>>150329998I wanna see her green suns if you know what I mean
>>150330062
>>150330048she's so cute and rapeable
>>150329343Which one would be your favorite to rape.I think olives would be the best.
>>150330077when I'm done with her they'll be milky ways
>>150330145>psuedo-bestialitycome on bro. Plus we all know lowbloods get more rapeable the lower they are on the hemospectrum
>>150330116ellith is for PASSIONATE and CONSENSUAL love
>>150329343>>150330145>you can rape trolls only who are below your blood caste>mfw im goldblood
>>150328564is it actually over for real?
>>150330206wrong. shit8loods are BUILT for two things: culling and BRUTAL, VIOLENT rape
>>150327517Hey she has an ominous green tablet, does she think the moon's a hoax?
>>150328147No shed be abusive white trash, which is better
what if all bronzebloods have horse pussy...?
>>150330250wrongWRONG
>>150330312It's MARE pussy, tourist.
>>150329202>stinky wasian fujoNngh...
>>150330333So which caste would the six be?I'm thinking bronzeblood for yellow quiet
i share my sign and classpect with this fucking guy
Should I play Hiveswap? I'm thinking about it, but if there aren't any cute girls in it then I don't know
>>150329101cripple if they disrespect me. kill if they hurt a loved oneother than that I befriend
>>150330390simple:Twi = VioletRara = BlueFlutters = BronzeDash = Teal(?)Ponk = OliveAJ = Rust
>>150330483She feels teal but she doesn't feel teal, yknow
>>150329207this comic makes me sad whenever I see it
>>150329880whats the symbol on his shirt?
>>150330520>It was at this moment the very concept of DaveKat shattered like glass.>Is what we would like to say, but sadly this is not that kind of story....
>>150330048mallum kissing ellith while korpus watches from the cuckchair
>>150330582>not that kind of storySo not a good story?
>>150330595No Happily Ever After here.
>>150330520>[S] Dave and John, fuck your ecto sister senseless
>>150330214*rapes you*know your place, pissblood
>>150330619>psi blasts your bulge offgitgud noob
>>150330608Pessimism is boring.
>>150330633>mindcontrols youSIT, wiggler
>>150330639Yet it does keep me from getting disappointed further as the world crumbles around us, so it has its uses.
>>150330402you at least have a moirail too...right?
>>150330684REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150330699kanaya likes to watch
>>150330595>tfw no friends to cosplay with
Upd8www.homestuck.com/001944
>>150330595Oh hey i remember this gal did a nude photoshoot of feral Jade.
>>150330684>ceruleanIm sorry you were built for bodily harm and abusive relationships
>>150330700If you do it in your writing you're a hack.
>>150330730So it is armed and oiled
>>150330721has anyone drawn this
>>150330483>Twi = Violet>Rara = fushia>Flutters = Bronze>Dash = indigo>Ponk = Olive>AJ = Rustimo
>>150330839Blue Dumb is a military brat, which caste is probably the biggest contributor of Alternia's military?
>>150330730>hearing FoleyThose wind chimes, kinda love them.
>>150330956Sburban Jungle is definitively the Homestuck theme but Foley and Showtime do a better job of setting the stage tonally imo
>>150328351That's sprite Dave.
>>150331044They really are, the music just never misses.
>>150331073He's certainly hung like a sprite can.
>>150330808this should've been canon but Hussie's a retard
>>150331150Dirk and Jake should not be in relationships.
>>150331173They don't, but Jane and Roxy do, so you gotta take the good with the bad
>>150331150It's just kinda boring. Jane & Jake and Roxy & Dirk are already ectobiology pairs. It's like the least creative pair ups you could do. That's why I appreciate Roxy x John so much, it's something you'd never call early on when you only have Mom but then you see it and its like "oh yeah the alphas create a bunch of new pairings" its fun
>>150331268Didn´t Dave joke about John going for Roses mom long before already.
>>150331308Karkat accuses John of wanting to kiss Mom to bring her back to life, yeah
>>150331268hmm okay, how about:John x RoxyDave x JaneJade x JakeRose x Jane
>>150331317And his dad was already down bad for her, the Egberts thirst for Roxy.
>>150331319wait fuck I meant Rose x Dirk
>>150331340Anon, you just turned half of it into parental incest.
>>150331378Yeah, I know. I made it better
>>150331387Im not sure making it so the ships are blasting Sweet Home Alabama is a improvement.
>>150331403It is. Trust me bro, it is
>>150331340rose and dirk match each other's freak
>>150330145rusties
>>150331506Aradia is by far one of the most rapeable trolls ever
>>150330408there are cute girls but their characters are underutilizedjust watch someone else play friendsim
>>150330883they're all conscripted
Is there a version of Act 6 that skips over all the dream bubble filler?
>>150331604after I read Eridan's message I thought the rest would tell them to kill himself
>>150328338>on one hand hs^2 is decent>on the other hand it's based of the train wreck that is the epilogues.
>>150331630>fillerit isn't filler, anon, it's important characterization and worldbuilding stuff
>>150331678>worldbuilding>HomestuckLOL
>>150331632It should happen - people can't appreciate a great shouter, maybe he’ll find a dream ghost who gets his anger
>>150330048As I’ve reread her text I can’t help thinking of the babygrub ginneo
>>150331707God don´t even remind me.
>>150331690yeah, worldbuilding. We wouldn't know anything about dream bubbles or Skaia or Propit and Derse or a bunch of other stuff if HS didn't have worldbuilding
>>150330883Golds have crazy numbers and crazy eyebeams
>>150331588SO why not just make her a rustblood? Xefros was a joey-fucking jock.
>>150331755because two rustbloods are too much. Diversity is important
>>150331780They're already rivals/lovers
>>150331814exactly. Opposites attract, so if they're the same blood color then it wouldn't be as good
How do I post in the jester-quest-commands-2 channel?>its finishedI was reliably informed, by the previous thread no less, that there was going to be one final update taking user commands.>Its locked for nowMaybe I'm mistaken, but it looks like there's been posts since yesterday.>validate with phone numberAlready did that.
>>150331831>Opposites attractPlease, they're both stubborn faggots raising a kid.
>>150331877Just keep watching that page anon, im sure the update will come any time.
Anytime Aradia isn't on screen the other characters should be asking who ARADIA here
>>150331877>>150331908maybe you should lock yourself in a bunker with 20 years of rations haha
So how are we going to get a new MSPA Notifier? I want to have the little guys pop up on my screen whenever there's an update again.
>>150331917lets tear this shit apart
>>150331888By that logic White Slut should be a rustblood.
>>150330333It's HoofBeast pussy YOU Toruist
>>150331970I have the hardest boner right now
>>150331985I mean literally yes, she's a wisconsite that puts on an accent and airs to try and get into high society.
>>150332004zased
>>150330312>bronze >not IndigoYeahhh gtfo
>>150330402I DO TOO AND I LOVE IT!! I love Equius so much yay hes the best character and makes me so happy
>>150330839>Fuchsiashe's not even an alicorn bro
>>150331877>that there was going to be one final update taking user commandsI don't know about user commands, but there is going to be an 'ending event'. No idea what that entails.The command channel was locked half an hour before the latest JQ update so it seems unlikely it'll open again.
>>150332076I think they're confusing the blood castes.
>>150331408only if theres JohnJade, which you failed to include
>>150332132JohnJade is for scrubs. Sure, they have a little chemistry, but Roxy deserves someone other than Dirk, Jake, or Dave (which leave John). Jade can get along with all the other kids just fine, so she can be shipped with them
>>150332132JohnJade is the Davekat of incest.
>>150332210no, propitcest is maybe a top 3 ship, whilst Davekat is almost bottom.
>>150332205>Roxy deserves someone other than Dirk, Jake, or Daveyou know its fucked when John is the best prospect by far
>>150332004typical aradia reaction
>>150332463>typical aradia erectionftfy
>>150332205Eridan is a perfect candidate for Roxy.
>>150332511trvvth nvvke
>>150332511falsity big bang
>>150332310nah, that just shows how based /ourboy/ is! :B
>>150332511this aint a crackship, this is a fentanyl ship
>>150332511I don't even think they've been on screen together
>>150332674There might be a page where she and Erisolsprite are, maybe.
>>150332654it wwas foreshadowwed in act 2
>>150329663God I used to listen to this and a bunch of Octopimp's other stuff all the time back in the day. I wish he didn't delete all his homestuck videos.
>>150332054preach
>>150332826Maybe Hussie shouldn't have turned his comic into hot garbage if he didn't want people ashamed of it.
>>150332799>Eridan sees Mom cruising on that ship with her rifle during Descend: https://youtube.com/shorts/rUGFNSC4a90?si=wPNV978_93zEgPpx
>>150327424From what little they've released today they left in the literal slavery-era racial slur (octoroon, noun - an individual of 1/8 African and 7/8 European descent) that the overbearing UHC slur replacement patch removed, so there's a very real chance the relaunch is going to be uncensored, or at the very least will feature an option to toggle between real and sanitized Homestuck right before the first page to feature one people actually have a chance of recognizingHowever, they did remove the embedded link to a Con Air scene on page 20, which implies that any links off-site are going to be removed and the reference material present in them not embedded on-site, probably for copyright reasons - which is asinine when you consider how long Homestuck was fairly using that shitCome to think of it, one of the reasons for this relaunch may genuinely be to comb through the work for anything potentially copyright-infringing while working on pitching a show to streaming platforms who might not be too enthused about such things, and if that's the case then UHC remains the superior option (there are more reasons why that's the case, obviously, but you get the idea)
>>150332944I thought they included the link, it was just broken.The old link on the old website was broken, wasn't it
>>150330048built for non consensual rape>>150330587WRONG, Ellith gets the cuckchair >img sauce Prisounebound Tumblr desu
>>150327433Hey you should kill yourself
>>150333027forgot the image
>>150329101>>150329117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVKMla1LAY
>>150333027Apparently both Ellith and Korpus get the cuck chair
>>150333042mallum really getting everyone
>>150333040>tunes to cull lowbloods to.
>>150332972I'd imagine it was, but if that's the case then the best case scenario is that their solution to the matter was to just remove it entirely instead of fixing it
wwhoa hey guys wwhats up
>>150333094Explains yourself.
>>150333094swwag
>>150333104says right there i thought it wwas a meat grindin apparatusill sue the fuckin shit out a anyone that says otherwwise
Hypothetically could a entire bard session survive sburb?
>>150333160no
>>150333160need a time and space player
>>150330808Cringe and nervous investor-pilled
>>150333160Pretty sure if you throw multiple Bards/Princes in a session too much ends up getting broken inevitably, the balance completely collapses on itself.
I only realised the other day that Cronus is responsible for trapping Dirks soul in an eternal timeloop. Huh
Looks like based on the final page posted today (the [S] flash when John gets the mail) they're using the post-retcon version of pages since i noticed John's arm in the sky , which is v disappointing. I think it'd be better for new readers to get to experience the retcon for themselves as it happened given that this is a re-release....
>>150333285What?
>>150328564it's just on hiatus. update soon bros
>>150333042the cuck couch
So are Hussie and HICU evil or nah?
>>150333572So Dirk, Equius, Caliborn and half of Gamzee get sucked into Lil Cal, which through time and space manifests into Lord English. During Openbound 2, Aranea explains Cronus' backstory which is literally just Harry Potter. He was attacked as a baby by an evil wizard with a name that should not be said (Voldemort/Lord English) in order to kill the baby that is prophesied to defeat him (Harry/Cronus) but the spell bounces back, giving the baby the iconic lightning scar(s) and shattered the evil wizard into smaller vessels (horcruxes/"unassuming vessels"). Basically, Lord English tried killing Cronus as a grub, failed, his cluster of souls were seperated to inhabit baby Dirk, Equius, Caliborn and Gamzee and then repeat all that. You know, the whole "Cronus is prophesied to defeat LE" thing was already subverted by having Jake be the first one to beat Caliborn up (both hope players) but in a way, this LE defeat *is* his last one chronologically speaking. So Cronus did fulfil that prophecy
>>150333727them getting their shit together this year has kind of soured me on all the shit Gio spun about hussie et. al.
i got massively filtered by all the weird troll shit the last time i read homestuck
>>150333744the fact that anyone took the gio allegations seriously at all when he took a detour in the middle of it to accuse hussie of running a cult and sending people to kill him is really funny to me. his source for that was a page from psycholonials kek
>>150333742Anon, i think you´re giving Cronus bullshit a little too much credit.
>>150333305Yeah, I noticed it too and I absolutely agree. They really should've made the effort to implement the original pages.
>>150333305how many other pages are affected by this? i never read up to the part you are referring to so i wouldnt know
>>150333798Gio's article made him sound like a schizo. He should have left all the manic textwalls about Andrew Hussie abusing him on the cutting room floor and just said the HICU was dishonest and shitty to work with.
>>150333823You have to believe in the power of HOPE
>>150333798he should have left his hysterics at the door when he went on and on about >muh lawyer muh NDAreaching for straws just because he couldn't have been an inner circle member
>>150334060the funniest part is that he never even talked to hussie
>>150334075
>>150334014Not sure desu but I think it's dozens? They got littered all over the place
>>150334075Mirthless post.
>>150334014About 50 pages, I believe.
>>150333195Oh Hussie, you of all people don't get to tell anyone about finances.
>>150330390You'd start far more of a debate by asking what their classpects would be
>>150334365I think I would find this insistence for everyone to end up like Karkat's shipping grid less irksome if it were another series, one that wasn't squarely unsentimental from the start, and didn't constantly tableflip the YA fantasy it appeared to be. It's not like Hussie was promising you a credits sequence with a slideshow of John bouncing his and Rose's baby on his knee while Karkat smirks and crosses his arms like a Dreamwork's character and goes 'oh you guys!' Whatever expectation you had in that regard is just you bringing your own preconceived notion of 'how to tie up a story with a neat little bow' to the table.
>>150334985People ship them because they like their chemistry, dipshit.
>>150335097BIGGER!
>>150335097what them rose panties smell like
>>150335097>because they like their chemistryThe Homestuck 2 fan cannot comprehend this
>>150335097I ship them because they are the first guy/first girl we are not the same.
>>150335180>I ship them because they are the first guy/first girlIt's funny that the average homestuck retard actually believed this was a given reason. But I guess the phrase "smart Homestuck fan" is an oxymoron for a reason.
>>150335097>>150335159I like Johnrose works, anon. I am strictly speaking of people who act as if Hussie made from grave writing error by not pairing them up, like it was a foregone conclusion that Hussie either dropped the ball on or intentionally sabotaged because he wanted to stick it to the hets or whatever.Also holy shit why is that image so small.
>>150335213>who act as if Hussie made from grave writing error by not pairing them upHe did.
>>150333160no simply because a session entirely of insane people does not bode well
>>150333042wait isn't she gay
>>150335254We've seen the what Hussie proposed and where it's lead. It didn't work out. Let's try it a different and better way now.
>>150335472She´s 12 years old and busy being a bouncy nerd, i doubt she know what she all likes herself yet.
>>150331319if everyone has to have an endgame, then in my humblest opiniondirk x davejohn x roxyjake x janerose x kanayaterezi x karkataradia x solluxthat leaves....vriska x jade? uhh. waithussie x vriskajade x davespriteboom
>>150335213I'm not one for grimdorks but I thoroughly enjoy this pic and the other tiny one of it I have
>>150335778Ever noticed how Vriska only really has one viable match with John while pretty much all the other more relevant characters have atleast 2?
daverezi and davejade are probably my two favorite homestuck ships but I can decide which one I like more
>>150335888because it was meant to be
>>150335928You´re goddamn right.
>>150335888I thought some people were still googoo gaga over Vrisrezi.>>150331319Dave x Jane is just pure crack. Do they ever even have a conversation together?
>>150335980Dave called her hot before Hussie decided he was exclusively into men.
>>150335980>VrisreziHonestly, i thought about that one when it dawned on me that Vriska only has one viable match, but then figured that there just isn´t really anything between them that feels like it goes past just being buddies with some issues.
>>150335980>VisreziI will not concern myself with the ramblings of madmen and retards.
I remember seeing "Rorb Laborb" somewhere before I started reading this. This must be the reference
https://www.polygon.com/hazbin-hotel-hellvua-boss-homestuck-vivienne-medrano-interview-vivziepop/There's this.
>>150336205>Already prepping to say "Yeah, not September afterall."And it begins.
>>150336205>>150336205>barely anything about it>calls it chapter 1>heavily implies this is itbruh
>>150329271I consider it karma for every potential thread we COULD have had over the years that got sniped early. The debt is simply being repaid now with built up potential threads.
>>150336205>DOSEMITE
>>150335888tavris was pretty popularvriska x meenah too
>>150336205LooooolIt's literally gonna go nowhere isn't it
>>150336205>it’s over already
>>150335580Dude this reminds me of when I had a girl over for the first time and before we got intimate and we were still in that "will we won't we phase" of the evening she started massaging my scalp and I tried so hard to not get a boner, I was like "Actually wait, let me change how I sit because umm I'm having a reaction here" pretty funny in retrospect
>>150336205So it's just like the kickstarter: something that'll go nowhere.
>>150327246So my wife was behind this? And I thought she couldn't get any more perfect...
>>150336205I hope we get exactly one episode.
>>150335928>>150335944I truly hate Vriska from the bottom of my heart, and do not think she deserves this, but even I like spiderbreath.
>>150336396
>>150335899both are cute but davejade is a more fun dynamic. the idea of dave's coolguy facade unraveling simply because jade is being cute or badass is fun as hell
>>150336552its cute
>>150336205qrd?
>>150336552yeah, her being up front and forthright all the time is a good way to pierce through Dave's ironic veil, she might be a better partner in the long run
>>150336543You'll get your moment soon, little Eridan. You gotta stay true to yourself and maybe leave the house once in a while
>>150336603sauce
>>150335980I'm with Nepeta on this, Vriska <3< Terezi is perfect
Real question, how the fuck did any of you stay interested in this shit when is completely shifted from being a goofy webcomic with a cool gimmick to being novel-length pesterlogs of Hussie ERPing with himself for every update?
Interesting
>>150336730Interesting that Hussie was the one to start this
>>150336720I'm sick in the head and shipping is pure crack to me, I watch House MD for the shipping
>>150336720though it was a slightly different kind of fun, the shifts were still fun in its own right. like enjoying multiple flavors of ice cream
>>150336720I liked both parts. The gimmick was the hook but then it got good.
>>150336720>to being novel-length pesterlogs of Hussie ERPing with himself for every update?That's what all writing is, masturbation. Especially when dialogue is involved. You're literally talking to yourself. Hussie is just particularly crafty at jerking it in your face in an entertaining way.
>>150336751>>150336793autism, got it
>>150336749For some reason I had the impression it was vice versa, begs the question how much creative control over this he has and how hard he will be to work with this time
>>150336672All over her feet, yes.
>>150336838He's the writer for it.
Finished reading the epilogues, and I'm going through bc rn. One thing I must say is that the art is fucking awesome at some points
>>150336720I only gotten into and read the entire thing this february and things been relatively active to keep a interest, thats how.
It definitely improves around the part you're at, when it's a new team that isn't doing the ugly orbhead style.
I have a question about Doc Scratch. I understand he doesn't have a puppet penis, but he still has a plush rump, yeah? I mean I can make a hole if need be but I'm just checking
>>150337209He got button nipples.
>>150337252OH hey paradox spaceAnother failed venture
>>150336749You think he hypnotized her/got Vriska to hypnotize her?
>>150336720>>150336828you sound like you just don’t get creativityThe flavor of Homestuck should be preserved for people who like it - others can enjoy fanfiction, if need be, but not collapse the experience into mental illness
A bard of life, would you want him on your team?
I don’t understand people who consider Rose being gay to be some deep personal slight against them.I like her with Kanaya. I liked their old dynamic and how Kanaya saw through Rose’s BS
>>150338025rose and kanaya is the only gay ship that makes sense
>Finished reading hs, epilogues and beyond canonokay now what lmfao
>>150338181Mspfa, cool and new webcomic
>>150338181prisounebound
>>150338181Realize you wasted your life.
>>150338181jork it to big titty jade harley
>>150338581
>>150338181play psycholonials and read jester quest
>>150338181read problem sleuth
bluh
>>150336863The anon wanted to know the source/artist name.
>>150338746No he didn't
>>150338369Even if I weren't a naysayer of prisounebound, it would NOT be the adventure I'd recommend right after finishing all the official and spinoff materials.
>>150338771Why are you depriving a fellow DaveJade fan from a source?
>>150338787how so? I think most mspfa works you can pick up after even just homestuck
>>150338746Looks like spacey's art.
>>150338815It's just not the first one on my list to go rushing to. PB is already a second order Vast Error, down to the 'not!Alternia' setting that sort of skirts what makes trolls interesting in the first place.
>>150338926still better than vast error more like vast error
>>150338181Pick a ship to be insane over for the rest of your life.
>>150338980That is really not a tall order. And is it, by very much? At least VE had the excuse of being made by a highschooler in the beginning, and only being relevant by sheer inertia. PB is dullness made recently by an adult.
>>150339032You’re so hurtful ellith hold me…
>>150338987I choose davekat because they will never break up that ship
>>150338926I haven't read vast error so I can't comment on it but I think Neorxleas is a perfect stand in for Alternia. the apocalyptic religion introduced in PB fits in very well with what was introduced in Homestuck specifically Ellith and Mallum who are obvious standins for The signless and the Dolorosa. PB's esoteric imagery and Homestuck's equally cryptic symbology both fit together very well at least where Troll culture is concerned
>>150339118And because you're an idiot.
spoilering my friend's journey through homestuck with me for the new reader anonswe're in the middle of reading all the clippings the fell out of doc scratch's bookvriska has officially jumped to favorite girl troll for him. her date with john was too cute . karkat is favorite male trollhe thinks the rambunctious banging on his door from the locked room is vriska actually being alive. wishful thinkingjust when he was finally relieved to never have to hear from tavros again and then we had to read through his exhaustingly bad rap with gamzee apparentlywhen karkat explained that he gave their universe cancer, he joked that karkat made league of legends
>>150339121Is it esoteric imagery? It's clearly just cribbing from Christian mythology without much elaboration. At least Hussie made it at least a little opaque by tapping Gnostic shit.
>>150339325>he's vriskapilled8ased.
>>150339326ya it would be more accurate to call it exoteric imagery. It’s not exactly subtle.
>>150339326Mallum's symbol is a pretty clear illusion to the lesser key of solomon which I wouldn't exactly throw in the circle of Christian mythology, demonology falls solidly in an esoteric realm for me
>>150339539>sowwy anon I didn't see thwose towers
>>150339533hes got devil horns he’s a devil next you will tell me korpus has angel horns and his name is just corpse christ
>>150339607korpus has risen hallelujah
>>150339641Today he shall educate a lowblood on the caste system
>>150339325>karkat made league of legendsthat FUCKER
>>150336205Honestly this interview was a big nothingburger. Just Vivzie saying the most boilerplate "If it's popular we'll make a series, if it's not we won't" shit imaginable.I want the 2 minutes I spent reading this shit back.Hussie should have gone with Glitch to make the show. That would have been infinitely funnier.
>>150340765Glitch has limited 2d experience. I don’t think a fully 3d homestuck show could work
>>150340843I mean, they're doing that lesbian space robot show in 2D and it looks really high quality based on the trailer so I think they could have done a really good job.
I have rustbloodfever
>>150338181 (me)Screw it, give me your best fan adventures, my HS addiction is relentless
>>150335097>>150334985if the comic wasnt literally in part about pushing gay identity and if it wasnt so obsessed with being subversive John and Rose would be a great couple. I dont think it can be denied. FACT!!
>>150341995sburb.EXE has been picking up lately and slowly moving past the Act 1 shenanigans. I can't really tell you the future but it feels like a good time to be reading it, and all the stuff currently out is consistently funny and interesting. If nothing else it inspires me to work on my personal projects more.
>>150341995You obviously need more Caliborn in your life, so John Ruins A Wedding
>>150342009Maybe your experiences aren't universal, have you ever considered that?There's not really a shortage of stories of the kind you're looking for. Why does Homestuck also have to be one of them?
>>150341995Karkat Goes to a Convention, cool and new webcomic, Ligmastuck, Mr Tambourine Man
>>150341995Other than the ones already recommended by other anons (Sburb.exe, Prisounebound), i recommend these:Jade Harley Has A Dog Penis And It's HorribleJohn Ruins a WeddingLigmastuck (unironically good on a technical level)Mr Tambourine ManAnd for pure ocsCrossmoundSpace DaysAutopraxis has been moderately fun so far but ive fallen behind like 70 pages so i dont know whats going on currentlySburban SlasherKeep in mind most of these either update really slowly or have been put on hiatus some time ago, but it is what it is
>>150341995>>150342391Im also throwing in beneViolent despite the fact that it literally just had its hiatus announced this week because its genuinely really interesting with Cherubs while also being a really funny shitpost because it means a bunch of characters on Caliborn/Calliopes scale of gremlins.Oh and Alabaster: The Doomed Session, but that ones when you think you´re ready for what really does come off as some lunatics psychedelic trip.
>>150339876This one weirdly checks out, it induces the kind of screaming you would expect from Karkat.
Hey there, would you like to talk about homestuck?
>>150342456Sure, let me tell you about Homestuck
>>150341995In lieu of listing the obvious choices everyone has already mentioned, I'm going to recommend a few adventures that havea) updated in the last month or sob) only have a few hundred favoritesFirst is GAYSHIT https://mspfa.com/?s=62530&p=1 which is a fairly shitposty story about four modern day young adults who sort of resemble the main kids but are different characters, revolving around a game that isn't Sburb. Has some fantasy elements that aren't exactly clear yet, but it seems interesting.Second is EGOMANIACS https://mspfa.com/?s=42884&p=1 which opens at a breakneck pace. It's about a time player in a null session, where her doomed timeline selves are wreaking havoc. Fun artstyle and animation, pretty punchy, and good if you can't stand the typical long fanventure set up.Third is My Moirail Is A Rainbow Drinker! (nsfw) https://mspfa.com/log/?s=59808 essentially a goth parody story, riffing off of shit like Twilight and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Very nice art and character designs, got a chuckle out of me a couple of times. The main jadeblood has big tits if that is something that you like to check off on your rubric before you read something.I might go trawling for hidden gems with even less favorites later, but finding one that's still updating might be more difficult.
>>150342463Once in a while just kinda browse through the recently updated section, thats been working relatively well for me.
Hussie gave Dave his very literal make-a-wish subplot only after the comic ended and it still involves him getting cucked.
>>150338181Now you talk about it with people. What do you think Satyr society is like? What's up with the uni-nymph? What do you think the other players will be like and what will everyone's classpects be? How will Vriska and Terezi's reunion go? Will Rosebot end up be the final boss based on the orchid comparison? So much to speculate about, anon
>>150339118Mhm sure they won't
>>150342688One anon made a tiny but big improvement to that specific picture.
>>150342651>y0uve been sleeping in the same bunk bed with a guy for months in an entire big ass spaceship occupied by just 3 people?>yeah but dont be so upset about it!!! it was just dave :)>0h 0k whew
>>150342716Amazing
>>150342716awwww
>>150342673aunt vriska...
>>150342785I keep saying it, she slots in perfectly for the spot of the cool aunt.
>>150342673Fuck man the mommy hormones are finally being released by her Spidery ovaries
>>150342785I don't really like Vriska's writing in HSBC but maybe auntie vriska can mend that
>>150342802In a roundabout way that whole weird Hell Tier forced character development thing may or may not finally get Vriska closer to how people actually wanted her to develop around the time it got cut short via Terezi shanking.Also her throughout BC mostly being with the new kids was one of the better parts frankly, it oddly enough kept her clean of all the drama.
i enjoy yiffany
>>150343017Brat needs correction
>>150343029Specifically name correction.
>>150343029Her rage is honestly perfectly justified.
>>150343046who is she angry at
>>150343051Her mom for giving her the worst name imaginable
>>150343051>>150343055Well technically her dad.
>>150343060Yeah, that too.
>>150343060Just because her mom has a penis doesn't make her a man
>>150343068Jades the one that did the impregnating, by definition that makes her the dad no matter if shes a man or not.
>>150343074I don't think thats how it works, anon
>>150343080Rose is the mom because she gave birth, Jade is the dad, its simple logic even if we still call both her moms due to their gender.Frankly that alone also adds to Yiffys rage i reckon, because it sounds like complete madness which it is and she´s stuck between it.
>>150329101mercy unless i'm in one of my psychotic episodes, then whoever has the misfortune of being near me dies.
>>150339539why would she do this?
>>150343128What's your sane/psychotic ratio? I'm a little heavy on the latter myself.
sis kiss
>>150343293caliborn your training key is broken
>>150343183i'd say 59% sane and 41% psychotic
>>150339118Get out.
>>150343312Caliborn is all in on Davekat, he would never draw this form of smut.
>>150338926I get what your saying it has spent a lot of time on mythology and world build in the opening act, which has gone on for a while itself. It hints at the story going on for a long time but who knows if it will which leaves all of this exposition as empty fluff.
>>150343377Why aren't the nu-fans thankful to Caliborn for Davekat? They aren't even thankful to Ult Dirk when he forced them to happen in Meat.
>>150343350wwell look at mister evvenkeel opvver here
>>150343293Mister Sister Fister
So, I played Hiveswap Act 1 and 2 today.I have a few thoughts.Act 1: Pros - Visuals look really good, animations are smooth and the premise is interestingCons - It's really short, the main protagonist (Joey) isn't particularly interesting and is a very generic MC archetype lacking a lot of the personality of the kids from HS. Also everything feels weirdly toned down to saturday morning cartoon levels, even the visuals on Alternia feel 'wrong' too bright and colorful.Act 2:Pros - It's significantly longer than Act 1, there's more direct character interactions, the human and troll cultural misunderstandings are pretty fun.Cons - The extra length comes at the cost of a massive visual downgrade, lower quality animations and visuals compared to Act 1, the characters feel kinda boring and it really doesn't feel like the plot is taking proper advantage of the potential this premise has (by which I mean, instead of properly exploring troll society and doing interesting character work, we get a boring 'the world will explode' plotline that serves no real purpose other than raising the stakes for no reason).Also Joey's interactions with the other trolls feel kind of, toothless for lack of a better way to put it. Everything we know about troll society says trolls aren't as nice as they are in this game but everyone is just instantly nice to and trusting of Joey for basically no reason (other than that the writers didn't know/didn't care enough to write more fleshed out side characters with their own arcs for the game, so they just skipped that and had everyone be nice and open with Joey from the start for basically no reason).Also, even though it's longer than Act 1, Act 2 is still too short, if you're going to release/sell the Acts as standalone games, they should be long enough to be standalone games.All in all, I didn't HATE playing these, but I'm glad I didn't pay real money for them. Feels like a fun idea to expand the lore that was poorly executed.
>>150343713that will be $2.4 mil btw
>>150336537>I truly hate Vriska from the bottom of my heart, and do not think she deserves thisbased>but even I like spider8reathcringe. John is for grippy Lalonde pussy only
>>150343713Which version did you pirate for Act 2? Because Act 2 originally had a rhythm game. But then it was removed because even the devs struggled to play through it themselves even after release.
>>150339032at least prinounebouhjnc has that cute and rapeable troll. That's it's only saving grace
>>150343804The version got was the GOG version and it has the rhythm game.Also WHAT? They struggled with that? It was laughably easy, I got through it on my second try. That shit wasn't hard at all.
>>150343828Yeah, you can tell the devs aren't gamers if they had to switch to VN style near the second half.
>>150338787>>150339032>>150339121Honestly. I really like Prisounebound. It is definitely trying to be its own thing and not apologetic with its religious imagery. Clearly there's going to be a lot of it, and im sure a lot more of it will make sense in the overall story if they really wanted to lean towards it. Right now it does seem rather convoluted and probably takes some degree of understanding its undertones that haven't been yet explained.Id argue most of the dullness comes from what we already know of SBURBlikes where we aren't figuring out how it works anymore. So, its a repetitive concept weve grown tired of.I will say the writing is a little dull, but I'm hopeful with the later acts it will be better. The characters are at least interesting (and cute).
what makes a good fanadventure?
>>150344334>good pacing>consistency>reasonable length>being finished on a good note <—>not too many characters>good writing>good visuals
I think it'd be cute for Jade to take Dave to a furry convention or something (because she's a furry), as a date or something.
>>150344368So?
>>150344393Dave would yiff but only ironically
>>150344408And?
>>150344433He would say “awooo” with a little too much passion
>>150344443>off by one
>>150344086I like prisounebound too. the characters are charming, there's funny gags and the art is nice. I'm curious to see where everything is going
>>150327172What if you homestucked a blowjob
>>150345056sounds like homosuck
>the link to google images when John captchalogues the beagle puss ends up spoiling you on Jane in the very first imageLmao. By the way, it seems whatever passes for an upd8 for the rerun has happened at some point. You'd think their twitter account would be announcing these.
>>150342296It doesnt have to be anything, im plainly stating in the absence of those elements they would be a good couple. Hussie is also fucking insane nowadays its obvious he put that stuff in because it matters to him and he has proven to not be a role model for mental health.
>>150345161They announced it on discord lol
why are so many fantrolls so colorful in design? I thought beta trolls didn't care for fashion
>>150345840overdesigning is popular and there’s only so many ways you can try differentiating your troll from canon ones. Just compare the troll horns in say vast error to canon. Even there with relatively subdued horn shapes it still comes out more complex than canon
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>>150345649Not surprised. But they should still make a social media post about it.What time did that update go live, if you saw it there?
I will not be watching the animated series and I will not be reading Homestuck 2.
>>150345965It was 5 hours after the site went up yesterday
>>150345884>Just compare the troll hornsI fail to see the problem here, good sir.
>>150345965last i checked it was supposed to be 11:11 9/11
>>150346091what the actual fuck am I looking at
>>150346237Thats Ophiuchus The Great.
>>150346091Please don't tell me he can move those horns
>>150346556They´re just horn looking prosthetics to be a discount Doc Ock.
>>150346578See, the design would have been great if he were trapped and immobile. Like he has that human disease where you bones grow out of control.
>>150346778Well, he does get used as a troll blockade by a few others at one point.
Upd8https://beyondcanon.com/story/850
Seems there's a Beyond Canon upd8.
>>150346820>Rosebots was going around as wannabe Cthulhu.Fucking Chuuni.
>>150346820can someone explain what the fuck her hair is. tentacles like in splatoon? are the back balls on top extra eyes?
>>150346875Popular theory at this point is that the "hair" is the actual Nymph.
>>150346820blubby blubby blub blub blub
>>150345963waluigi
>>150346874Like creator deity like weird old hookup baby
>>150346820So Dirk's race are called "satyrs"?
>>150347110We known that for a while, they named the both before we ever seen any of it now.
>>150347110they should be called "satires". I think that'd be pretty funny and ironic. But then again irony is more Dave's thing
>>150347127They better have thought of this
I don't really like Rosebot desu. She was hotter pre-Sburb
>>150346874She looks kinda like the frog-headed Black Queen from the trolls session.
While 99% of fans enjoy troll romance and coffee shop fanfic I have enjoyed learning to draw cool snakesThe most Pure enjoyer of this web chronicle
>>150330214that means you get to pick any bronze you want.
>>150348062>learning to draw cherub pornl-lewd
>>150342716I think this is one of the few pairings i have never seen anyone realistically argue against.it just works.
>>150348188Theres some weirdos out there against it because her interacting with him in the dream bubbles was totally grooming i believe.But yeah, its a excellent one and the most functional relationship in BC if im not mistaken.
>>150330214Feels good being purpleblooded.HONKhonkNot because of all the raping I could be doing but because of all the rape attempts I'm dodgingHoNkhOnKHoNk
>>150348188The reason why this ship isn't argued against is because it's:1. Straight (based)2. In the same species (based)3. Two trolls (everyone loves the trolls)it may actually be the best ship ever
>>150330214Feels good being a purplebloodhonkHonknot because of all the rape attempts I'm dodging, but because of all the rape I could be doingHonkhonk
>>150348188It's a good "opposites attract" or at least cancel out kind of ship.
>>150348257*honks in the twenty-seventh way*
>>150348173I would never betray Caliborn by going against his refined tastesI make the coolest snakes, tastefully depicted without any women on screen, in battle. If need be, simply showing themdoing such debauchery in 1 panel it tides you over for the next 10 pages of shonen battle - its a formula that works
>>150348316>no bro I would never draw cherub porn dude>just snakes fighting one another
>>150339539I wanna wanna see her accidentally fucking obliterate someone with her retard strength
>>150348613Probably Mallum when he ever gets to his second gate and gets hugged by her.
>>150341995Waterworks>>150346820Do satyrs walk on all fours or are they upright?
>>150348876Popular media usually has them walking uprightBut if it's a SATIRE it'll be the upper torso and head of a horse and the butt and legs of a human
>>150348989>Dirk loves horses.....i don´t think we ever learned which half he likes the most.
>>150348876The manga cover edit from the last update seems to have had them be humanoid. However they could be more centaur like. As the dn alkyrin comic lacks torsos except for one which is front facing. That could be hiding another set of legs behind
>>150349057its always was the thing
>>150348876>>150349068It could be that each satyr takes from different animals. Like with the manga cover having wings. Lylac already has vampire charactaristics, perhaps the nymphs also take after different cephalopods. You could have a more octopus one, maybe a uninymph with an ammonite head
The main site updated.Tomorrow should be the end of act 1.
>>150349319Is this how people in 2009 felt when Homestuck was originally releasing?
>>150349057>>150349071That depends on which end would be less gross to him in a bestiality sense.
>>150349559Well, nobody should have to kiss a horse, so the lower half seems like the way to go.
>>150349340no
>>150349340Nobody really anticipated how big it would get
>>150349576What's wrong with kissing a horse? Mouths are gross anyways.
>>150349621You don´t look a gifted horse in the mouth, why the hell would you then want to kiss it? Think, anon. Think!
>>150344334Fuckable guardians
>>150349637That's about the rudeness of counting the horses teeth when it's given to you for free, counting teeth being a good way to see how healthy the animal you're buying is.>>150349621You miss out on the complex bio-engineering of a horses double sphincter chamber action anus.
>>150349637ya but horses are way too big
>>150349657>Anons thirsting over the fujo sister again.
>>150349637but what about kissing the hornse's ass
>>150349709I wasnt thinking of her exactly but yeah her too
>>150349750Was it the one with the gun instead.
>>150349730hot
>>150349730A horse's ass can kiss you back
>>150349759Not really, no
>>150349340>this is interesting but weird>i miss problem sleuth
>>150349791orthodox icons. are they greeks?
>>150349791Fair point, but may i suggest Codys Mom
>>150350111god damn I love southern belles
>>150350111She's got it going on
>>150349709UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BIG FUJO SISTER WHO DESPITE HER APPARENT LOSER NEETDOM ACTUALLY DOES QUITE A BIT TO ENSURE HER SISTER LIVES A DECENT LIFE EVEN IF IT IS THROUGH AS MANY POSSIBLE LEGAL AND SITUATIONAL LOOP HOLES AS POSSIBLE.>>150349791UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOH PREGNANT SEX
>>150331604>No discussions with himself
>>150350273i would love to make kiki many many nephews and nieces
>>150338181Detective Pony and Theatre of Coolty
>>150350317*hits pipe from armchair*Kiki would be that really quirky aunt that tries super hard to be your friend and while it's fun when you're like 4 to 7 years old by the time you're 9 she's just really annoying as you start to realize how deeply sad and alone she is
>>150350431lucky her since she will have big family + father figure, vast improvement
>>150329101probably hang around psychics to see if they have any tips n tricks so i can master my chucklevoodoos
>>150343029Get of the computer Gamzee, don't you have a hag to fuck?
>>150329101I'd go around forcing them to play an Alternian form of Calvinball. Half the time I just kill them after ten minutes.
>>150350453Damn I shouldn't under estimate the power of family dynamics and community.Tho realistically if her sister got like married and pregnant or something in the time frame of the comic then Kiki would effectively just have a similar dynamic with her future niece/nephew that her sister kinda has with her.
>>150350750>Kiki would effectively just have a similar dynamic with her future niece/nephew that her sister kinda has with her.god i hope Sburb.exe does scratch stuff eventually
