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>>150331471Cast her
>>150331471Does /co/ genuinely like these movies?
I didn't like the first film, and Galaxy is the most overrated Mario game.
Reminder that Galaxy 2 is the better game
>has to skip 64 and Sunshine because N64 and Gamecube lost to PS1 and PS2Embarrassing
>>150331471The fuckin old spice leak was true
When Yamauchi retired, the soul of Nintendo went with him. Iwata was a terrible president.
>>150331471oh this movie is gonna cause a lot of butthurt with galaxy fans, especially if they keep writing lumas like they did in the first film
>>150331471Main interest in the direct tomorrow is them announcing prime 4.Which I'm sure will be priced at 80 fucking dollars.
>>150331607Ironic that you put Earthbound and Kirby on the Yamauchi side when Iwata worked on both those games. Plus, Iwata was the only reason why the best Pokémon game was good.
>>150331507Taylor Swift.
>>150331507Zendaya
>>150331558Galaxy 1 is like a prototypehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrH67DHRLwMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0qJbnI69Bw
>>150331471If it's Galaxy that means no Daisy, and that sucks.
>>150331507Keith David
>>150331719You son of a bitch.
>>150332013I knww you would come here, retarded Nintendo virgin. Bet you going to watch the direct and buy more Switch 2 games? You are almost 40 dude.
>>150331507It HAS to be a white girl VA
>>150331471>princesses in spacethis is going to be someone's dream movie
>>150331713Yamauchi saved HAL from bankruptcy, without him, Kirby's Dreamland would be a one and done game.
>>150331558Yeah I agree. I played Galaxy 1 recently and it's jank, and I distinctly remember playing Galaxy 2 more as a kid. There's no way they can fuck this up.
>>150331607Yamauchi was the asshole who told third parties to get used to the Nintendo standard of no disc media which is still popular even now. This cost them a lot of third party support. And even when Nintendo's hardware finally climbed up in graphical power the third parties still hesitated on porting their games to Nintendo devices. Goes to show that being a cunt scars your company's reputation.Nintendo would have died if they never had dibs on Pokemon the most successful franchise on Earth. That's what truly carried Nintendo and kept them healthy despite losing third parties. Nintendo overall was always been a mean cunt and now that Iwata is dead the mask truly fell off. Iwata wasn't perfect but he cushioned the blow from Nintendo's reputation being aggressive.I sincerely hope Nintendo dies. And their theme park is shit. Their rides are inoffensive and boring.
>>150331507It doesn't matter who's voicing her because they're going to completely butcher her character. A motherly caretaker is a huge no-go for modern Western writers.
>>150331643I don't think they're all going to be nihilists seeking death
>>150331719Could you imagine? Movie would make 2 billion dollars
>>150332104They already fucked up the first movie, what makes you think they can't fuck up "the second one that is also a planet-hopping-adventure plus Yoshi shilling too"?
Is ded6 going to be voicing one of the characters? If not the movie is going to feel FUCKING HEARTLESS!!!!
>>150332063Thats nice sweetie, go play outside.
>>150332142I thought it was fine for a movie made for kids. You're not really going to expect much from a mario movie, mario himself is pretty basic and so should his movie. Run right, jump, the end.
>>150332176Being basic and simple is fine, but that movie wasn't basic it was actually pretty overly detailed and at the same time nonsensical/retarded. There was no reason for stuff like the monkey army happening, they beg you to care about Mario saving his brother despite giving them very little screentime and god knows whats going on with that whole "my dad thinks im a failure cuz i made a risky financial decision but its fine now cuz he saw me beat up a turtle" plot.
>>150331558Galaxy 2 is more engaging and more challenging but also more soulless. Half the time you don't even feel like you're actually in space or on planetoids, and everything is way too bright and not as rich in color. Super Mario Galaxy actually is galaxy themed, Super Mario Galaxy 2 is just the special levels from Sunshine and a precursor to 3D Land/World, where the lack of theming just makes it clear that the levels are floating platforms in a void just to save on performance and be easier to design.
>>150332227>"my dad thinks im a failure cuz i made a risky financial decision but its fine now cuz he saw me beat up a turtle" plot.You wouldn't be proud of your boys if they kicked a 30 foot fire breathing dragon turtle's ass?
Daisy bros...
>>150332278Next movie, definitely Mario Bros 3, trust me
>>150331507ugh they're going to ruin her as much as they did peach
>>150331507Idris Elba
>>150332278>Mario Galaxy movie>except Tatanga is the villainif they brought Spike back, then there may be a chance…
>>150332413One of the Old Spice trademarks for this line is called "Castle Crusher" so it's probably Bowser again, or atleast, a Bowser-related villain like his son or the Koopalings.
>>150332176>kid movie = inane garbage lolFuck off, if anything we should be holding children's media to even higher standards now because it has to compete with the endless stream of brain-melting slop being beamed into kids' heads through their parents' iPads.
>>150331471>Direct is an hour long>30 mins of it will be dedicated to the announcement and casting 'STOMPING ON GOOMBAS' part 2>25 will be the Mario anniversary>the remaining 5 will be shit that they already announced
>>150332118i dont expect them to translate galaxy story without making it into a joke either. thats what the luma already was.
Do really need to do 'IN SPACE' so soon? 'In Space' is what you're supposed to do when you've got no more ideas. Save it for 3 or 4 at least.
>>150331507I'm praying to the gods she gets a dotting, soft and motherly voice, it'll awaken so many boys in theaters, just like she did with me back then...https://youtu.be/ztkL1v4S3wg&t=5>mfw ''aww~'' and ''please''That was the exact moment I wanted to be a man.
>>150331471I want Rosalina to step on me
>>150332116stfu retarded weeb
>>150331507Bryce Dallas HowardJURASSIC WORLD REUNION!!!!
>>150331507me
>>150332834Mario is a weeb franchise but go off lil bro
>>150331797But no Rosa up until the very end >:(
>>150331507Sabrina Carpenter
>>150333128>t. taylor swiftwhy did you marry a man who is mentally a child due to repeated head trauma?
>>150331816>mainline Nintendo using spin-off characters in important rolesAs far as the big N is concerned, Daisy, Wario and Waluigi exist for Kart filler.
>>150332733problem is, the first movie already covered basically every Mario story.Sunshine and Galaxy were the only real options because they at least change up the seting in a big way.
Why the hell are they going into space when they have a whole fucking Mario Wolrd that the first film.barely even really touched on to explore?
>>150333512Cuz only a retard would marry her.
>>150331538It was okay. It was the definition of a safe movie. Could have used more Luigi
>>150333705Shut down, Boco.
>>150333600Or how about, you know, making something a bit more original, for once?Hell, it didn't have to be original original, just not literally ripping off one of the games would have been nice.
>>150334071>Or how about, you know, making something a bit more original, for once?
>>150333600honestly thought they'd go for mario land with wario and daisy next. Galaxy obviously makes sense because its way more recognizable but space seems just way too much of an escalation to just go back to fucking monkey movie or fat bastard afterwards
>>150334186the movie already did a ""multiverse"" thing with the warp zone pipes and peach talking about exploring the "universe" rather than the world.they can probably just have future movies be their own dedicated "world" rather than having them be a part of the mushroom kingdom's world.
>>150334186The thing is that this is going to be a 90 minute kids movie, so the chances of it being an actual 'epic space opera" in tone are nearly zero. Space in this movie will likely just be "place with stars and Lumas that say depressing things for viral videos".Plus the movie will be shit anyway so what should we care about it's setting?
>>150331538It's ok. Once Mario lands in the Mushroom Kingdom, the film becomes a checklist of references and the pacing goes into overdrive.
>>150332109It's a funny turn of phrase to say that a theme park ride is inoffensive. Do you prefer to ride attractions that are offensive?
>Going from what's basically SMB1 for the first movie straight to GalaxyThis shit is triggering my autism fierce. Galaxy is something you do for the finale, the big climax of years of buildup, Sonic didn't even jump to adapt Adventure 2 until the third movie. Yoshi wasn't even playable in the first SMGWhat was wrong with Super Mario World? Or Super Mario Land? Or even Super Mario 64?
>>150334485But the first movie wasn't SMB1 at all. It had no elements unique to any particular game, it was a melting pot of references with no rhyme or reasons, a Mario Land or World or 64 movie would not follow the plot of any of those games either.
>>150331507AKWAFINA, BAYBEEE
>>150331558Level designwise? Sure, the levels were more refined? Presentation wise? Fuck no. SMG is the game,that to do this day, hasn't been beaten in atmosphere, tone, and aesthetics for a Mario game, and Rosalina had a sense a majestic wonder and awe around her.I hate how this word is abused, but this really is a case of "soul vs soulless" and as fun as SMG2 was, how it did things was soulless that was infesting the series at the time thanks to NSMB
>>150331538It was everything a Mario movie needed to be. It isn't the best film ever, but its a solid 7.5 and easily the best video game movie ever made.
>>150334485Yoshi was playable in SM64DS, Anon
>>150334098Are we still pretending the 1993 movie was dogshit? It just had a different interpretation of things that fans disliked.Using it as an excuse for making exclusively safe and boring game adaptations is fucking retarded.
>>150331538I liked it alright, but I'm a big Donkey Kong fan and clapped at the screen when Swanky Kong showed up.Not an amazing movie, but thought it was a good enough time. Hoping the next one is better.
>>150334673It's not a good adaptation of the source material. I think it's a fun movie and I enjoy it, but it really didn't understand what Mario is.
>>150334564I said basically. I agree it was incoherent hodgepodge of other things, it's more clear more than ever including DKC stuff and Mario Kart was there just to shill the theme park, but I digressThe idea is that of SMB1, Mario was going on his first adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom to stop Bowser, that is SMB1, it wasn't a very good retelling, for the reasons mentioned and more, which is an acomplishment given one would think SMB1's plot is so simple it'd be impossible to fuck up, but they found a way, but I digress. Either way, you don't jump from Mario's very first adventure in a magical land, to Mario literally fighting to save the universe in the next movie. Frankly we haven't even established anything about this version of Mario universe. I'm not even sure we saw the basic mooks in action in the first movie
>>150334670That's nice, what the fuck does that have to do with Super Mario Galaxy?
>>150334596>SMG is the game,that to do this day, hasn't been beaten in atmosphere, tone, and aesthetics for a Mario game, and Rosalina had a sense a majestic wonder and awe around her.I cried like a bitch
>>150331538In the usual /co/ fashion, they dislike it but for the completely wrong reasons
>>150334689I wasn't a that big DK fan, but after going through some of the DKC games and Bananza, I'm actually kinda pissed about how they represented Donkey Kong in this.
>haunted house scene>a Boo appears and scares the heroes>camera zooms out to show Yoshi laid an egg>everyone side eyes him>Yoshi (played by Nick Kroll): What? It happens, okay?
>>150334801I thought it worked fine for this. I never expected it to be perfectly accurate. I think having DK be a showboater with daddy issues worked out alright. I wish the other Kongs got more time, but it's the MARIO movie, not the DK movie. But I think the rumor is that's coming up too.
>>150334695Illumination also "didn't understand what Mario is" by making Peach into a completely different character. At least the '93 movie had the decency to use Daisy instead.Either you're autistic about the source material or you're not, and Illumination clearly aren't. Making the second movie a Galaxy copypaste is just laziness and stupidity on their part.
>>150334860I agree it is a Mario movie, so they shouldn't have even been part of the cast if they weren't going to contribute anything of value to it. And if they were, at least give a token nod, it wouldn't have made things any better, but it would've at least given the illusion of them giving a shit about the franchiseSame goes for Mario Kart, that was there strictly to advertise the ride. And I'm personally offended they would call that "Rainbow Road", they didn't need to say it was Rainbow Road, they could've picked any number of MK tracks, but no, they picked they most fan beloved love for easy "I know what that is" points, while completely fucking it over
>>150334798What are the "wrong" reasons anon? What are the right reason to hate this movie?
>>150334950Right, and I won't pretend like it didn't work on me. I saw DKC stuff, I clapped, I enjoyed.I liked seeing Mario's family, too, kinda wish we got a little more of them. I need to draw something with Mario's fat mom.
>>150334485So does that mean the 3rd movie will be A mix of Sunshine and Odyssey
>>150333705>only a retard would marry a literal billionairelol
>>150335008>money is everythingBoomer or just Jewish?
>>150334979What was really worth clapping at anon? That Cranky, Diddy, and DK made an appearance? The most basic references you could've made? I guess Swanky Kong showing up is neat, but you what would've been neater? Any references to the animal buddies. Or the Kremlings, or even the Tiki Tak tribe. They could've included Jungle Japes or Stickerbush Symphony, which they were going to do the later, but no, Take on Me was too fucking important instead. And keep in mind, none of this would've improved the movie at all, the movie is full of bullshit refrerences like this, but it would've at least given the illusion they cared and this wasn't put in for shilling All this isn't even brining up how I despise how DK was written, or Seth Rogen's nail on a chalkboard voice ruining every moment he's in.
>>150334972>What are the right reason to hate this movie?The fact it was dog shit in every single way the movie could be, it genuinely peaks at the fucking plumbing scene.>What are the "wrong" reasons anon?Anything else.
>>150334988Of course not. We're getting Wonder and whatever the new 3D Mario game is for maxium shill points.
>>150334901Peach was fine.
>>150335099>Mindless references are bad BUT mindless references would've been good if they were of OTHER THINGSlel
>>150335153Well, you're not wrong.
>>150335172Neither Wonder or the next 3D game are referenced in the theme park these movies are shilling so don't count on them.
>>150335193I didn't say it would've good dipshit. I said it would've given the ILLUSION they cared, and was there any artistic reason besides shilling. It's a low bar, but they couldn't have even done that.
>>150335175Same, I liked her relationship with Mario
>>150335210Are you implying they're going to add Sunshine and Odyssey themed rides in Super Mario worldWhich I admit actually sounds pretty neatOr area you implying It's going to be a crossover with Zelda?
>>150331558I think they should have just combined them in All stars or something so you guys wouldn't bitch about which was better (I played 2 waayyy wayyyy more than one) Super Mario Galaxy Deluxe.
>>150335226>If they referenced -thing from Donkey Kong Country that had reason to be there- instead of -thing from Donkey Kong Country that had no reason to be there- that would prove they FUCKING CARED!!!lel
>>150335261I'm not implying that anything will be in the movie from Odyssey or Sunshine or Wonder or any game, I'm saying that you shouldn't count on any element of any game being in it because they're Illumination movies producer by Universal to shill a theme park and not something that is genuinely seeking to create an ongoing narrative out of the Mario series.
>>150331538While I didn't find it spectacular, it did provide good entertainment value while being inoffensive and delivering an solid take on the mario universe. Miyamoto himself put a lot of effort into the movie and he's generally very protective of the ip so I respect it.
>>150335314It's not really a lot of effort to sit on your chair for 5 years telling Illumination "yes" or "no".
>>150331507I hope they make her mommy again, I don't like the new voices she's had
>>150331538It wasn't high art but it is easily Illuminations best film and yeah it did appeal to me as a Mario and DK enjoyer. I do wonder if they actually are going to do a Donkey Kong film as it was rumoured.
>>150335175>>150335258The issue with her is she straight up ISN'T Peach. It is not her character at all. Part of the reason she constantly gets kidnapped is because she's too timid and kindhearted to fight back. The only times she was in-character was when she was talking to Mario about her past, and agreeing to marry Bowser in exchange for saftey of the toads which she walks back on despite Bowser for all she knows having the upper hand and could kill them all in any moment he wanted to
>>150335175She was OOC to the point of not being the same character anymore. I'm not saying that's actually bad. If you want to make theatrical fanfiction, be my guest, just don't then act like adapting the source material is mandatory and making more original stories is some kind of taboo.
>>150335346Girlboss lesbian Rosalina is all hollywood heard you say just now.
>>150334901They also made Mario and Luigi different characters. Because Nintendo has aggressively fought against them having real characterization, because they are supposed to mainly be video game avatars. Making a movie requires stretching the mere archetypes into (sorta) actual characters.
Sunshine will never happen because Piantas are offensive by modern Hollywood standards
>>150335399Daisy has a bigger chance to be made a lesbian when she debuts.
>>150335431nah trans...man i really hate hollywood
>>150335380>Part of the reason she constantly gets kidnapped is because she's too timid and kindhearted to fight back.You made that up. Peach fighting back or not has nothing to do with her personality, they just decided to let her do it or not do it entirely based on if the gameplay requires it or not. Mario games run nearly entirely on gameplay-driven scenarios.
>>150335311I don't disagree with that, but there's only so much shilling space they can do given the literal amount of space at the theme parrks. So the only thing left to shill is the actual games. That said, I have no fucking earthly clue why they're jumping to SMG in the second movieUnless it really is their way of doing multiverse bullshit, and the third movie really will be a Mario/Zelda crossover, which is sounding disturbingly more possible the more I think about it
>>150335258Yeah, I don’t mind a reimagining for a film
>>150335463Why dont they just make a game that's just dragon ball z but mario (No not like smash bros)
>>150335465Considering this Galaxy movie apparently has part of the story happening in a desert and Brooklyn it is very unlikely that this is an actual Galaxy adaptation as much as they're just using the Galaxy name because it involves travelling in space for some setpiece visuals.
>>150334098The Poster for this is tuff
>>150335463Anon, the plot of Super Mario Odyssey is her not standing up for herself being taken as Bowser's bride. There are multiple RPGs that show her not wanting to fight despite the sitaution. Her entire fucking solo game is her putting on different personas to accomplish certain tasks. Peach CAN fight, and for gameplay reasons she often doesn't unless she's playable. But that is not her go-to answer in a given situation. The most agressive she gets is in Super Mario Strikers, when every character is on-edge, and even then she's more sassy than agressive
>>150335523It wouldn't be out of character for them the fuck the point and plot of the game, but they KNOW what weight the name of the game carries. They know what people are expecting and what "Galaxy" implies to the general masses. Universal has been itching for that "shared universe" money for a awhile now, and I wouldn't put it past them to have this be their excuse for a "Nintendo Multiverse"
>>150335597>The plot of Super Mario Odyssey is her not standing up for herself being taken as Bowser's brideBecause Mario is the sole playable character.>There are multiple RPGs that show her not wanting to fight despite the sitaution.And two where she decides to fight because they wanted her as a playable character, with the only person being against the notion of her joining the adventure being one of her servants.>Her entire fucking solo game is her putting on different personas to accomplish certain tasks.As a Cutie Honey reference because it fit the gameplay scenario they had in mind, has nothing to do with her personality or unwillingness to fight, in fact, she decides to fight before she is even granted a single costume.They have never, ever, given us any indication she is timid and unwilling to fight in the games in a consistent manner that enables you to say that is an important part of her character, they just do it or don't do it and 99% of the time with no explanation given. Hell she doesn't even have the same written personality among the different RPGs, that should tell you a lot about how little Nintendo cares on that note.
>>150335431Nah, she's down bad for Luigi. If anything, Nintendo is actually more explicit about her and Luigi being an item than Mario and Peach.
>>150334972>right reasonsThe characterization and the pacing>wrong reasonstalking as if the movie was just mindless references the whole movie like in spiderverse
>>150331538it was literally the 1993 movie, but after corporate sanitation
>>150331538Well I only have two real criticisms of it: not enough Luigi, and the licensed music was a total waste of time, money, and audience respect when they had perfectly good original music ready to go.
>>150335666What weight does Galaxy carry? Because it is not even among the Top 20 best-selling games of the series. As long as Rosalina appears the vast majority of people won't even wonder why it was called Galaxy. You are heavily overstating how important this is to the general audience. There is a reason this movie got trashed by critics and movie goers and yet made big bucks, the kids and normals don't particularly mind it's absurd lack of focus.
>>150331507100% BLACKED
>>150335688The only reason the references aren't mindless is because we do know they serve the purpose of shilling elements of merchandising and parks they wanna push, but that doesn't make them stop being mindless.
>>150331471I'm actually looking forward to this. The music, especially.
>>150335828If they actually use more game music, anyway.
>>150335667Anon. gameplay informs character. Mario is the good guy everyman, thus his gameplay reflects that being a jack of all trades. Luigi is faster, because he's taller, and fucking scared out of his wits, Donkey Kong is simple but determined, thus he's slower and heavier but also very strong and breaks thingsYes, it's for gameplay purposes most of the time, and her transformations are a Cutie Honey reference, but that does not fucking change that its also supposed supposed to reflect her character, Playing a Peach in most the games she's playabe in, you can easily dodge most enemies, that is by design. Just because Mario games aren't explicit about their characters, or about the story as they are the gameplay, doesn't mean those things don't still exist. By the way Cutie Honey, it is explicit that Honey is kind to a fault unless she switches into her powered form, and even then she'll try to save some villains if she can, so your point about it being a reference doesn't even help your point
>>150334670God I want Templeton to sit on me
>>150334670
>>150335725Mario Galaxy is one of the most beloved games of all time.Rosalina is a fan beloved character Galaxy implies something cosmic, so even if the normie masses don't know about the game, they can infer the movie would be about Mario being in space in some way. And the first movie was trashed, because it's dogshit, and so far I have no reason to believe this would be any different, but that doesn't change how Universal is being smart about it to draw in the audiences they want.
>>150335828>>150335860Oh boy, I can't wait when Yoshi shows up, instead of any of the themes from Yoshi's Island, they play Who Let the Dogs Out or It's Tricky instead, because don't you remember those songs from your childhood? Clap because of these popular songs from 20 and 30 years ago
>>150331471Is this by the same guys that did the mario movie? If so wtf, what about mario 64 and mario sunshine shouldn't those be first?
>>150335916>Anon. gameplay informs character.No it doesn't. There are countless games where Luigi plays identically to Mario, Toads too. Does Peach being able to float magically make her timid? Even when latest mainline game where she is playable shows her being bold and joyful during the adventure countless times? Sometimes they will go for abilities that fit the character because they felt like doing it, sometimes they will not, you will never have a narrative or characterful explanation for why Peach in Wonder and 3D World and SMB2 is perfectly fine with beating Bowser up but sometimes she yells MAAAARIOOOOOOOO HEEEEAAALLLPP because Nintendo simply does not care, and will continue not to care. Hell the literal only statement we even have on Peach's personality from Miyamoto is that he wanted her design to have cat-like eyes because he wanted her to be strongheaded, which is the polar opposite of timid, and also meaningless since she did not display that side of her in any game he worked on anyway.You are making things up that simply are not part of Nintendo's mentality when making these games, and more over, I don't understand why you are even doing that when you know this movie will be badly written and acted and paced and thus no character history even needs to be brought up to criticize it.
>>150335860Yeah dude the movie that was 95% arranged game music will have no game music in it's sequel cuz Take on Me played once.
>>150336228>forgetting No Sleep Til Brooklyn>or Bonnie Tyler>or AC/DCThose were all game songs at one point.
They probably chose galaxy to set up the greater Nintendo universe for a super smash bros movie. With Galaxy you can imply there are other planets where characters live.
>>150331507>RIHANNA IS ROSALINA
>>150331471epic.more mario bros wincest for me.
>>150331507Sydney Sweeney
>>150334901>At least the '93 movie had the decency to use Daisy instead.Assertive Toadstool was already present in the DiC cartoons and Adventures comic while Daisy didn't even have a developed personality yet.
>>150336208>There are countless games where Luigi plays identically to MarioYou mean the games where Luigi is a palette swap of Mario and they were still trying to figure out his character? Or NSMB, when that only applies to two games, and the the franchise itself was criticized because of bland and generic it was? > Does Peach being able to float magically make her timid?No, her being timid means she'd rather float to avoid fighting. >Even when latest mainline game where she is playable shows her being bold and joyful during the adventure countless times?Does being joyful mean you can't also be non-violent? None of your examples at all negate anything about what I said. Of course Miyamoto isn't going to be explicit about the pesonalities of the characters, in his mind they're all a fucking acting troupe, and being "cat-like" in the face is how Japan designs all their characters, because cats are cute. Nintendo has never been explicit about character or story, and never will be unless it's a franchise about the characters and story, and more important not under the direct thumb of Miyamoto. But again, they still exist, just because you refuse to see them, or that it's mostly due to gameplay does not mean they aren't still there.>I don't understand why you are even doing that when you know this movie will be badly written and acted and paced and thus no character history even needs to be brought up to criticize it.If we both agree the movie is dogshit, then why are you making a point of all this? My whole point was no matter how you slice it, Peach was written badly, from an adaptation and from a general film standpoint.
>>150332156wtf I was just thinking about him
>>150336394Boco, I swear to god
>here's your hollywood adaptation bro!
>>150336599What?
>>150331507Pokimane
So there’s a chance that these were real?
>>150332237thisGalaxy 1 just felt different, more like an actual space gameFor what its worth the few levels in Galaxy 2 that had cosmic backgrounds like the sweet galaxy were utterly gorgeous
>>150331507Lisa Kudrow
>>150331507I unironically think it's gonna be her
>>150334673It was dogshit and so was Godzilla 1998.
>>150336701They are 100% real, folks found the copyright for all of them registered in the Canadian Trademark Database from the Government https://ised-isde.canada.ca/cipo/trademark-search/ (search Desert Detour and Brooklyn Bounce there)Among them are trademarks for SKUs titled "Space Mischief" and "Cosmic Quest" which fit the Galaxy theme
>>150331471Oh great now that shitty space princess Nintendo can't stop shilling is gonna be in the movies
>>150331607post the joker with captain toad tattoo
>>150336054I actually wouldn't mind Walk the Dinosaur.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY KONGAAHHHHHH MY FIREBALLS!!!
>>150337439So the space part is going to be relegated to the end? Or are they goign to space 20 minutes or less introducing or showing 10000 locales/characters?It will have that problem, a movie overcharged with stuff. I hope Nintendo knows movies like this are supposed to be at maximun 2 hours.
>>150338619I mean, they're still missing Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser Jr., the Koopalings, etc. not enough time.
>>150338559You got the full pasta?
>>150331538It's the perfect movie to torrent once and then never watch it again
>>150340784They could've made a better movie. But we're talking about people who think "is a movie for kids ur just some fat loser in your mama basement".
>>150335175Yeah, her girl boss and actually agency competent ruler rendition was refreshing. Compared to the bland soulless polyanna stalkhome syndrome version she had.
>>150331607Looks like eric trying to recruit on other boards now that he's the official clown of /v/.
>>150331507Whoopi goldberg
>>150331471So is Bowser coming back or are we getting a new villain? Since we're in space now, would they have the balls to bring back Tetanga?
>>150342172Bowser is trapped in jar, they were obviously teasing he will come back. Plus Jack Black.
>>150331471No. No, fuck you.Super Mario Galaxy isn't the Mario game with the most intricate plot, it's not exactly any of the RPGs... but god damn if it isn't the Mario game I love the most. Ever since I was a kid, I always knew>If there was ever a Mario movie, it should be like Galaxy 1.It had such a cinematic and grand scope, and the atmopshere was beautifully refined.When i torrented the first Movie and they played the Galaxy music in a scene, it made me cry - not out of muh nostalgia, but anger. "How dare they? How dare this fucking trashfire of a movie try to even PRETEND that it has any reverence for the series?" That they admitted to the audience:>Yeah, we saw the best ever case for what a Mario movie should feel like. We turned it into generic slop anyway, whose characters barely resemble the source material (and this is Super Mario, that's a fucking achievement. Not a good one)And now you mean to tell me they're going to directly attack Mario Galaxy this time? Fuck you. Fuck you and die.It's my fucking birthday today.
>>150343340Why did you bump this you faggot? /v/ is a cancer board and the less /v/-related subjects on /co/, the better.
>>150343340Galaxy is literally the same shit as all other Mario platformers but with orchestra booming in the background, so if that was enough to impress your autistic brain into thinking you were playing a galactic epic adventure then the movie should have an easy time pleasing you too.
>>150343340Happy birthday, anon
>>150343502Thank you.
>>150331471REAL
>>150331471Thanks Old SpiceUnfortunately no news regarding Rosalina
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>>150335860They specifically mentioned Brian Tyler's return as composer, so hopefully that means they're actually valuing his work worth a damn this time.
>won't announce rosalina's va
>>150344811Pokimane as Rosalina
>>150331471Thankfully will flop, people don't like the first movie as much anymore and they definitely don't like the game as much.
>>150335975Pure bullshit, nobody wants to waste 80 fucking dollars on Galaxy.And Rosaljna is not that liked, she's in the middle at best.
>>150345584You're going to eat that words soon enough you know
>>150345584im buying two copies
>Ocarina of Time movie neverI'd even take a Link to the Past movie.
>>150346454>Ocarina of Timeholy normie choice
>>150331538It’s boring as hell but harmless
>>150346454indie devs spending a shit ton of money on animated trailers are the only thing keeping /co/ studios alive.they need to stop spending so much on throwaway trailers and start making actual shows with good animation insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJRcUeEMs
>>150346524Hating the most popular game in the franchise doesn't make you edgy.
>>150336520Peach isn't non-violent or timid.
>>150331538it could've been so much worse
>>150336075Not as popular as Galaxy. You gotta think like a hollywood hack executive, anon.
>>150346622Then she sure as shit isn't headstrong and adventurous either.
>>150331471>2 billion dollar movie
