Reminder that Stella has never killed anyone, she only tried to get her cheating husband killed and failed at it. Stolas on the other hand is directly responsible for I.M.P. having committed mass murder.
>>150345134>and failed at itWoman moment
>>150345134It is fucking crazy that to most people, Stella being bitchy and "abusive" to the degenerate faggot she was forced into marrying makes her pure evil but Stolas helping a mass murderer kill countless innocent people for money just for some red cock makes him a misunderstood sad boi who dindu nuthin. Stella is less evil than all the main characters combined. Hell, I'd go so far as to say that literally every villain in the show is less evil than Stolas and his gaggle of imps.
>>150345243Our sexy bird bimbo's hands remain bloodless
>>150345134She killed my lust for anything that isn't her
>>150345134she gave a weapon capable of killing high ranking demons to an imp who advocates and is planning to murder all non imp demons. yeah that bitch is responsible for a whole lot more than that.
>>150345134Everything bad that happens in the series is all Blitzos fault. That includes anything bad that other characters do.
>>150345330>Stella being bitchy and "abusive" to the degenerate faggot she was forced into marrying makes her pure evilThat's not an excuse to abuse the guy who was also forced into this
>>150345641Said guy is also culpable for mass murder over a booty call.
>>150345691Said guy could also divorce her whenever he wanted, and possesses magic that could easily kill her. The fact he was abused in the first place is unbelievable.
>>150345641>>150345727Stolas could have kicked the shit out of Stella at any time, and not only could she do nothing about it, he almost certainly wouldn't face any formal punishment. Stella being abusive is a fucking retarded and ridiculous cop out to justify Stolas being a cheater.
>>150345800Yes, exactly. As with much of the second season, it requires suspension of disbelief. Stella was and continues to be a nobody among the Ars Goetia, more so now that she produced an heir. She may as well be a tumor attached to Andrealphus.
Oh good, I found the designated Stella thread.Share your green texts brothers, how would (You) give Stella the happy life she deserves?
>>150345330>Hell, I'd go so far as to say that literally every villain in the show is less evil than Stolas and his gaggle of imps.All of this would be fine if Viv just focused on comedy but no.
>>150346039Yeah, Stolas and Blitzo being comically evil in a setting filled with literal biblical demons would be funny if the show leaned into it, but for some reason Vivzie made Helluva Boss into a gay love story instead. It's like how people describe the show as a yaoi fanfiction of itself. It really feels like the version we got was made by a mentally ill fan while the real version was lost to the void.
>>150345134>Stolas on the other hand is directly responsible for I.M.P. having committed mass murder.You could argue that IMP's clients are really to blame for hiring them.
>>150345981I remember one really long Greentext where a mad scientist guy helped Stella destroy Stolas's life. That shit was based, and made me wish it was made into a fan made comic series or something.
>>150346161I mean, you can certainly blame a strung out druggie for buying drugs in the first place, but the person who sold him the drugs and the cartel that made the drugs are still irredeemable monsters for providing people additive substances.
>>150346141it's a show designed to make you feel like a woman. i want to fuck half of the characters but i also hate most of them
>>150346192Damn...I never thought about it like that...
>>150345134she did not, but shes still a massively petty bitchoctavia, on the other hand, is the only genuinely innocent character out of this showeveryone else is either a murderer, a cheater, a conniving bastard, a liar, a self centered cunt or a combination of the previously mentioned, octavia on the other hand just got unlucky with her familythe poor girl deserves better
>Stella ThreadVery Nice.
>>150346253Give it some time, Anon. Vivzie will assassinate her character at some point and make Octavia as stupid and evil as every other character.
>>150346315>Vivzie will assassinate her character at some point and make Octavia as stupid and evil as every other character.then i will just put on the ”i could have saved her” cope
>>150346315That, or she'll just ignore Octavia like she does pretty much every other female character, only unearthing her when she needs daddy-daughter drama. It's the same formula she used in the past two seasons. Otherwise, Octavia will remain in stasis.
>Octavia gets dragged to a pride parade by her dad>she takes you with herWhat do you do?
>>150345981I may write a green text down sooner or later in the Thread but I don't like making promises in case I fail or don't deliver.In the meantime here's an old one I did.
>>150346379>pride parade in hell>anon is completely disgusted>but has a fiendish idea>he gets his hands on an american flag>starts waving that shit around like its the 4th of july>shitzo comes over to make fun of him>anon just shuts him down with arguments the little soot rat cannot find a response to”if you fags get to be proud about your sexuality, which you didnt chose at birth, why cant i be proud over my ethnicity, which i also couldnt chose?”>little red riding hood wont quit pestering him, though”fine, ill wave my sexuality around, just stop bothering me”>pulls out a striped black and white flag>”where the fuck is the *A*?””what *A*?”
>>150346541Speedrunning into the combat encounter I see kek
>>150346486as a gypsy, ill just take a romanian flag with me and fuck with them when they try to say that the flags the wrong way around or the wrong color>Whats that, you think i am pansexual?>WRONG, I AM ROMANIAN, EAT SHIT FAGGOT
>>150346541I think I know a great flag Anon should start waving.
>>150346629IF HEAVEN AINT A LOT LIKE DIXIE...
>>150346649I don't wanna go...I'd just as soon stay home...
i could fix her...
>>150346789Made for handholding with Anon.
>waahh why do you hate me mum more than you love me abloobloo!Does Octavia not realize that Stella is a massive bitch? This line would have made sense if there was a single scene where Stella is nice to her or at least not yelling all the timeBut there isn't
>>150346917>Does Octavia not realize that Stella is a massive bitch?shes still youngi too held on to hope that my dad actually cared about me up until my 20s when i realized he really just doesntshe will come to the same conclusion in time
>>150346966It's gonna be a painful conclusion thoLet's just hope she is emotionally stable enough at that point to not do anything drastic.
>>150346253This is exactly why Octavia is objectively in every conceivable way, the best character in the show. And the most interesting. She's the most innocent of the crew and worst yet, she actually can't do anything about it, so there's a great deal of tragedy to it.
>>150346629>visit Country festival in fucking Poland>a lot of murrican and polish flags, zero gayflags and an amusing amount of confederate flagsit was funny how no one bat an eye on it and you could buy it at every stall
>>150345981>Boing boing boing boing
>>150347046the thing with octavia is that she is lonely, has pretty much no friends and, up until recently, only really connected with her dadher mother is apathetic to her, probably only caring as much as she needs to for societal reasons, seeing her as her ”duty”, but not really her daughterstolas, on the other hand, does genuinely love her, but he is a shortsighted, impulsive and extremely selfish man. He was willing to die for his lover without a second thought for octavia, not because he wanted to save blitzo, but because he couldnt bare the thought of having to live without himoctavia needs to realize these things and either accept her dad for how he is or just cut him out of her life completelyif she were more emotionally mature she would have probably packed her bags and ran off to the human world as soon as her flamboyant uncle moved inshe definitely needs some more people in her life, not necessarily a lover, but some good friends would help
>stolas, on the other hand, does genuinely love her>He was willing to die for his lover without a second thought for octavia
>>150347181yes, as i said, he is extremely shortsighted, impulsive and SELFISH this doesnt me he cannot also care for her, he does, but he clearly cares more about himself
>>150347095poland is fucking weird, they seem to respect the american south more than the majority of americans do
>>150347251Not just the polish, any central or eastern European. I dated a chick and when she came over she really wanted to see the local plantations that we're still around and wanted to dress as a cowgirl.
>>150347251Cause they’re ignorant
>>150347223No Anon.If Stolas truly, genuinely cared for Octavia. He would not go out of his way to jump through hoops for Blitzo and dedicate most if not all of his time for Blitzo.He cares as much for Octavia as Stella does. IE He's apathetic.Should that be the case? No it shouldn't but that just how it is.The only who seems have any sort of care for Octavia is Loona.
>>150347364you know you can love someone without giving your all to them, right?he is clearly distraught over her denial of him, you think stella would have been as affected as he was?you have to keep in mind that him sacrificing himself was a heat of the moment type of thing, he did NOT think it through, he just realized his boytoy was about to get wacked and intervened in the dumbest way possibleif he were smart he would have come up with a compelling case for why he shouldnt be executed, instead he lost his composure and offer himself up on the sacrificial altaryes, he does care for her still, still loves his daughter, but he is a shitty, self absorbed father
fem stolas is perfectold hag owl milf
>>150347095having a country festival in Poland makes sense, since Poland is the Alabama of Europe :^)
>>150347364another thing, octavia needs to realize thisshe needs to realize that he does love her, but she cannot rely on him, she needs to come to terms with her fathers natureeither accept him or abandon him, but either would be better than the way she is probably stuck in now, in between, not wanting to see him anymore, but not really wanting to let go either
Octavia needs her unwanted but begrudgingly accepted bastard brother to bring her closer with her mother.
octavia needs a good dicking and turned into a loving housewife
stolas needs a good dicking and turned into a loving housewife
>>150347542Based Nymobro.
>>150347542>with her motherhad me up until this partoctavia needs to be as far away from stella as possible
>>150347564
fem stolas needs a good dicking
>>150347564>solas needs a good dicking and turned into a loving housewifeFTFY*
>>150347591What about Paimom?
>>150345134Would you guys even have chance with her?
>>150347604hopeless case, but would be a good lay
>>150347572Nymo won't have a fractured family if he can help it.
>>150347627lets be honest anon, none of us would have even an inkling of a chance with ANY of the characters if they were real
>>150347144Thinking about that Dictator Charlie shit where Stolas and Blitzo smuggle their daughters to the mortal realm and they become some sort of Hellboy and Abe/Raven duo, and that one visual novel anon idea of Loona and Octavia working as assasins with Anon riding shotgun as their tard wrangler.>Anon being part of a Vatican Funded Secret organization>He is also the exorcist that saw a demon getting [redacted] out of the girl's body>Sends a note to his organization, clearly some weird shit is going on in the spiritual realm>Starts browsin around that world equivalent of /x/ to see any possible hints, Men In Black style>Some anon posted a photo of what looks like a white wolf on two legs, but this one was wearing clothes.>Something something, he realizes it's real>Cut to Octavia and Loona trying to make a living in an abandoned cabin in the woods, they both will have to lay low for a while.>Suddenly, Anonxander Anonson crashes through the window, and unsheathes his holy blade>Prepare to be sent back to hell demons, yada yada yada, Loona and him have a little violent sparing, until Octavia manages to use a little of diplomacy she learned back at home.>They finally sit back and talk.>Anon informs to his organization, and most of them think they should Salem those bitches>But the Solomon division finally proposes to stablish some kind of alliance>If they came to earth seeking refuge of this new dictatorship, whose to say that manny others more ruinuous powers won't also try to come and infect this plane, like cockroaches after Charlie started to clean the house?>Hell, what assures them that Charlie won't try to invade in the future? They'll need all the help they can get>Maybe even contact other agencies like DHORK>So that's the story of how the Hell-Song organization was stablished, and Paladin Anonxander was assigned as the guardian and watcher of these two, much to his dismay
>stellar is a blonde bodybuilder uberowl>his wife is stolass, a slender busty lady>their son is octavian, wannabe emo>stellar makes sure to nut in his wife every day>stolass hates it, she likes girls>and is addicted to birth control pills
>>150347717>R63 HB is actually a novel that stella writes in her free time>she pours all of her frustrations, seethe and hate into it, but also her regrets and her hopes and dreams>people STILL mostly want to fuck her female husband
>goddamnit stolas i hate you so fucking much but the pussy game ridiculous >haha fuck my pussy, stella
>>150347656Happy to see my short green from that thread inspired someone.Feels strange though that someone remembered it or any of my greens.Also nice green, Anon.
Stolas R. Goetia already got what he deserved in the summer of 2022. His cloaca will never be the same.
>>150348075They say his cloaca stretched three sizes that day.
>>150347144I'd say I agree with your read on Via for the most part.I guess on the Stolas point, he's certainly selfish. But it's also one of those matters of, damn, dude wants to be selfish a single time, and everything just blows up in his face.I'm just thankful that they're seemingly not going with "Via siding with Stella" arc. That was my worry before Sinsmas was for some god forsaken reason, they'd bullshit a reason that Via would side with Stella in order to duke it out with Stolas. But my hopeful read is she's going more the "Independent young woman" route, where it's basically a matter of saying fuck you to both her parents and whatever happens from there happens.My best guess is Via will assume Stolas' role at some point and pretty quickly have an epiphany of "Oh, that's why he's this way." which will lead to their reconciliation. So, it will be interesting to see how they handle Stolas' selfishness if this storyline does come to pass.
>>150348075
Thinking about Anons...What kind of people do you see Base of the Fire and HILTLHH Anon growing into by the end?
>>150348553HILTLHH clearly has a lot of darkness and regrets he needs to confront for closure, I think he'll mellow out Loona as he's been doing and in turn he'll become a bit less bitchy/more grown up as a result. Similar beats to Anon in Snootgame if you think about it.
>>150348553>Base of the Fire anoneither full warlock who loses his mind/soul or redeemed warlock like St cyprian>HILTLHH anonhim and loona quit the assassination business and start a pound together, to take care of hound pupseither that or he just dies somewhere along by sacrificing himself and ends up in heaven, then he makes his way back to hell somehow
>>150345134But, she's literally killed hundreds of my swimmers.
>>150348748>HundredThose are rookie numbers Anon, you got a get those numbers up!
>>150348748You should have millions, anon
>>150348668>either full warlock who loses his mind/soul or redeemed warlock like St cyprian>anon joins IMP on a mission that has them on a boat or a pier>sees loona about to get shot>throws her aside but takes the bullet to the heart>falls over the railing into the water>as he is sinking deeper and deeper, he feels no fear, but a strange calm>then he hears a voice>”Put your hand to your chest”>he does so>gets magically healed, but he loses his conscience soon after>loona finally grabs and pulls him out, slings him over the shoulder and runs through the portal while under fire>they quickly put him on the desk and rip off his shirt, which is soaked in blood>stolas is there, immediately gets close to him to try and heal him>only to recoil back in shock>he senses holy magic on anon>anon had, unknowingly, cast a theurgical spell>his story is not yet finished
this image made me chuckle for some reason
>>150349362It made me giggle, yes.
>>150346728Her pussy will freeze your dick.
>>150348668>HILTLHH anon>sacrificing himself and ends up in heaven, then he makes his way back to hell somehowLiterally just does this in front of Sera and Emily.https://youtu.be/5Z6Rt8FVe_k?si=YHTFRnG_ubM4oPxE
>>150349483not if i heat it up first through sheer PLAPPING POWER
>>150349362HE'S POORHE'S DESTITUTEHE'S FORCED TO LOOK AFTER HIMSELF
>"Anon, you're doing a great job fucking demons.">"Every day you show these bastards that they are lower than humanity!"
>>150348075Kek what a bird.
solas, andrea or stella, which do you prefer and why?
What if Stella but human?
>>150349724 Out of the three? Andrea without question though she is a sex pest like Solas but a loyal one. And as pointed out by Anons, she can be warmed up with a good night.>>150349745>
>>150349362Got to go to the Big and Tall store to buy his clothes.
>>150349872Now what if she's pregnant?
>>150349362Ugly faggot looks like a furball that got stretched out by Willy Wonka's taffy machine and turned purple from grape gobstoppers, stupid hot topic tim burton buttlicking cunt
What if Stella, but lizard?
>>150349872>Andrea>though she is a sex pest like Solas but a loyal one.how can you be so sure shes a sex pest?personally, i am torn between her and her sister in law
>>150349884I don't have those kind of pics.>>150349877>
What if Stella, but Stella?>Stella, are you by any chance Stella?
>>150349983>how can you be so sure shes a sex pest?Mainly because she's flirty but I could be wrong on her being one.Plus it would be a nice contrast to Solas.
>>150350073>Plus it would be a nice contrast to Solas.but solas is a sex pest herself?
>>150350099Yes.She keeps sexually harassing Agent One with explicit phone calls.She even sends him some letters, he does not respond back though.
How is Vox supposed to be a villain for S2? I can't take a faggot seriously as a threat
>>150350178i wonder, would the other two also be masochistic subs?if solas is like her male counterpart, then shes a total sub who likes to be used and humiliated, but what about the other 2?i can see stella be more dommy, but idk so much about andreawould she be more romantic?maybe a switch?
>>150350189He's got a fuckin tv for a headjust switch him off. rub a magnet on that assholes face
>>150350242Maybe, I could see her being open to both and I could see her being more into romance. She would likely keep it vanilla and not really heavily tilt into being either being a dom or a sub.She would drag you into watching cheesy romcoms though.
Cloaca > pussy/bussy
>>150350429t. caca poo poo faggot
I hope you guys know cloaca would mean that they'd also be incontinent. This is why them having human genitals is the patrician choice.
>>150350429>Stella >"Anon I want you to know something. Me and Octavia aren't like other Goetian women. We have a deformity.">"I believe seeing it was what turned my pathetic husband queer. Understand that Instead of a cloaca, I have two holes. I know how hideous that sounds hideous. But please stay. I didn't tell you because I thought you'd run away from me like all the other men I've tried to woo had.">"And poor Octavia. I worry she'll die alone, never knowing a male lover's touch."
>>150350429Cloaca or PussyBussy isn't real you queer, that's an anus.Her face is her best feature.
>>150350528>Wait... so which way does the egg come from when... you know...>Or do you always lay twins?
>>150350528>"I, will need to check the severity of these deformities.">"Thoroughly."
What kind of drunk is Stella? What kind of drunk is Octavia?
>>150350735Emotional drunk and depressed drunk
>stolas after i fertilize over a dozen eggs in octavia
>>150350455This.They have human analogous genitals and that's final
>>150350763
>>150350955>would you a goetian pony?Barneyfag incoming.
>>150350955Careful anon, you're riding a fine line. But yes. Moonbutt was always my favorite.
>>150350955Luna was the best.And Goetias are the best, so the math checks out for a resounding YES
>>150350763>Fanatic Xenophile + Xeno Compatibility
>>150350476I've pointed that out, too, but the autism here is heavy. Can't reason with critters that are essentially bots. To them, Stella, Octavia and Loona are just animals; there's no difference between an Earth dog and a hellhound.
>>150351105Never ask a fanatic xenophobe the race of his wife
>>150351119i mean, i dont agree with cloaca autism, but vivzie herself didnt help matters by confirming her precious little owl boi has one
>>150348553I see BotF Anon as potentially becoming a truly powerful and wise warlock, a much better teacher if he ever decides to apprentice someone himself, but atm he's been pulled into an unfortunately shit scenarioHe's far more level-headed than Sinnernon, but how will he deal with his horrendously dysfunctional, downright evil surroundings? Can he salvage any of it? Will he ever fully cope with killing someone? How much of Stolas's friendship is truly genuine? Can he combat the mental strain of astral magic?
>>150351133Pretty sure she just did it to get the drooling retards to shut up about it. I remember seeing some Twitter users hoping for the confirmation (this was before the Full Moon episode aired.) Clearly she didn't put much thought into it, however, as with everything. I doubt she even knows that a cloaca lacks a sphincter.Besides, if we really want to get technical, Blitz warned Stolas not to 'fuck his ass' in the Loo Loo Land episode. So unless Stolas brought a toy with him (which would be pretty vile, given his daughter is present), this would suggest Stolas at one point was considered to have a dick.
>>150350955>>150350968I don't wanna derail anything but make the hive great again.
>God being such a bro knew how humans would be>Gave all Goetian women female human genitals>Left the men with Cloacas>BOOM YOU'RE WELCOME DUMMIES
>>150351219The pilot remake confirmed he has some sort of internal duck dick in there
>>150351219I just assumed it was the furry fantasy cloaca that's more like a slit up front to hide the junk. Not the omnihole.
>>150351345See, I'd be perfectly fine with a genital slit in addition to a separate hole for waste disposal. That's humanoid enough for my tastes.
>>150351119>>150351133While I personally believe/headcanon they have female genitalia. I'm not ardent about the Cloaca or Pussy debate.I just think Goetian women have absolute cute faces and that's what matters most.
>>150350955>>150350982I only care for the Tamers version desu.While I don't have them made, would you a Goetia Troll(Homestuck)?
>>150345134I need her as my bird wife.
>>150345134>she only tried to get her cheating husband killed and failed at it"Attempted murder," now honestly what is that? Do they give a nobel prize for "attempted chemistry"? Do they?"
>>150351283>You can have any woman you want as a wife who will take you. You just have to treat them as I have taught you to treat your wife
>>150351580thats actually not stella, if you could believe it, but her OC sister who took more after their mother
>>150351736i mean octavias sister
>>150351736>>150351787Is she the result of Stella/Andrealphus incest?
>>150351801no, look at the 2nd pair of eyes, shes literally just octavias sister
>>150346832>Anon gets Loona a squeaky toy to annoy Moxxie>mocks him about his hairline when he flips out
>>150351283>God originally wanted to make the first woman a Goetian bird chick
>>150351736>oc relativecringe but I'd still do her
>>150351820Being a result of Stella/Andrealphus would still make her Octavia's sister.I have an incest fetish...
>>150352985Andrealphus doesn't have an extra of pair of eyes.Stolas does.
>andrea's plan to get rid of her sister in law works flawlessly >Though perhaps too well>While she is gloating about her victory, the now depowered owl attacks her>She punches her, scratched her, pulls her hair, stomps on her face>Even breaks one of her favorite ice sculptures(of herself of course) over her face>Leaves her beaten and bruised>She never expected this much raw ferocity from the one she knew was nothing but a masochistic sub>Runs off with her tail between her legs>Anon finds her bruised and broken in the corner of her icy palace with a 1000 yard stare>Shes almost catatonic>He picks her up and takes her into the shower>He washes her thoroughly, brushes her hair, preens her feathers and applies an ice pack to her blackened eye before he lays her on the bed and turns the TV on to her favorite soapy series, then sets down next to her>A few moments later all the events of the day catch up with her and she breaks down, hugging anon closely>He cradles this woman, who is at least twice his height, like a little girl who has sprained her knee and dries her tears with a paper towel>They spend the rest of the night watching melodramatic romantic comedies while eating icecream and slowly fall asleep in eachother's embrace
>>150353110Nice.
>>150350749Sounds like they need hugs.
>>150346789Imagine this dog giving you some side-eye
>>150351194>>150348553>>150348668No one cares about Base of The Fire.
>>150353715Call me no one.
>>150353715I do, i like both it and HILHIL has better loona characterization, but BotF is more interesting and has more potentialSinner anon is already dead, he has already more or less hooked up with loona and he is stuck in hellBotF has cool magic shit, potential interactions between One and warlock anon and i dont think we have gotten anything about sinner Two yetI kinda like that anon could act as a counterbalance in stolas' life to even out shitzo's sheer insanity, and as a foil for said impWe also have yet to get any proper scenes of anon interacting with octavia
>>150353715Yeah, well, I don't care about Base of the Fire or HILTLHH. I find both to be shoddily written. Only reason why they're so well-regarded is twofold: Loonafags have low standards, and it tickles their hyperfixations, hence why that one autismo is always posting about "muh withdrawals."
>>150353715 I like both. HIL has stronger dialogue, but BOTF has weird sinisterness to it that HIL lacks.
I haven't read a single word of any of the fanfiction posted hereI just wanna look at cute images of imps and birds while moaning about the show
>>150350735Taking Stella out drinking>She doesn't merely drink, she chugs wine like a fish in need of water out in a desert. >When she gets drunk she often spills most of the wine she's still drinking.>She gets depressed and clingily to you, often trauma dumping and telling you, you're one of the reasons she wants to stop drinking.Taking Octavia out drinking>She doesn't drink much, she mostly takes sips. >She's scared because seeing her mother chug wine makes her think she'll become like that.>She would at most get tipsy, she would cuddle you and just give compliments to you. >She will tell you she just wants you to stay with her.Tanking Andrea drinking.>While she does drink, she's more controlling of her alcoholic consumption.>When she does drink too much, she gets flirty with you even a bit grabby but wouldn't push it unless she gets blacked out drunk.>She'll try to hold a conversation with you but then she'll go back to being flirty and calling herself lucky because she has you.Taking Solas out drinking>She'll drink but it won't take that much to get her drunk.>She'll start out as flirty with you then will cling to you, venting and tells you to be there for her family.>Then she'll get rambunctious and start caressing you and cuddle you.>She'll ask for fun time and get grabby but unlike Andrea, Solas has no limits.
>>150353844>HIL has better loona characterization, I need to work on my Loona. Currently rereading HIL for inspiration, or as the kids say 'stealing'.
>>150354458>thighsHoly moly...
>>150354542If you liked those, get a load of theseOctavia grows into her "chicken drums" as she gets older
>>150348075>That bird is being RAPED
>>150354458That art style looks familiar or maybe I'm mixing things up.>>150354542I think it makes sense for her to grow up and gain her mother's thighs although some exaggerate it a bit too much.
>>150354715>>150348075Can it even be called "rape" if he enjoyed it?This owl is about as zesty and insatiable as they come
>>150345134 >My name is Nick Merle, I work as a computer scientist and cybersecurity specialist at D.O.R.K., an organization against paranormal forces, and I am getting ready to go to work the night shift.>Nick: Ok, there are 35 minutes left for me. I don't think I'm missing anything... The gun? Where did I leave that piece of junk? *He opens a drawer and finds his Taurus G3C 9mm pistol.* *He puts his pistol in a holster on his pants.* *He prepares his backpack and heads to the bus stop.* >Nick: Well, now it's time to wait... *The phone rings.* >?: Hello, where are you? >Nick: Who are you? >Agent 1: I'm Agent 1. You should recognize my voice; you've been working with me for 6 months, rookie.>Nick: Well, what do you want? >Agent 1: Nick, I need you to come in a little earlier than usual. >Nick: For...? >Agent 1: It's a matter of extreme discretion; I can't discuss it over the phone. Just come quickly. *Hangs up.* >Nick: Damn, now I have to order an Uber. *Calls an Uber, spending $11.* *Nick arrives, gets in the Uber, and says:* Take me to the industrial area. *Ten minutes pass, and he arrives at the industrial center.* *Nick enters an abandoned building.* *He arrives at a parking lot.* >Nick: This must have been very nice 20 years ago. *He swipes an ID badge on a vending machine.* The machine opens like a sliding door, and Nick enters; then it closes. Nick:Inside what appears to be an elevator, Nick thinks: "What will I have to solve today? I hope I don't have to erase information from 80 cell phones this time." *Nick enters what seems to be an office and finds Agent 2.* >Two:There's no time to talk. *He grabs him by the shoulder, pulling him to the side.* >Nick: What's wrong with you? Why the rush? *Speaking in a sarcastic tone.* >Two: We have something big on our hands.>Nick: Well, ok... what do you need me for? >Two: We captured some unknown specimens.
>>150354811You gonna continue, anon?
>>150355253Did you like it? I'll continue tomorrow.
>>150355368I mean theres not much to like, theres barely anything there, i thought youd do at least a few posts' worth of text
y'know if we keep memeing it maybe the drawfag will draw Stolas getting raped by Big Tyrone
>>150354811>>150355368Not too bad, there's just not much as that one Anon said.If it was part of maybe another post or two it'd be better.
>birds are known to pick mates based on how flashy they are or how well they can sing>One day while octavia is walking through the halls of her home, she hears you singing a tune while practicing some spell or another>She puts her head up to the door and listens to your voice>Then, without realizing, she slowly opens the door to look at you>You are wearing the apprentice robes stolas has given you, but even these robes, as lowly as they are, are covered in colorful embroidery >Without even realizing it, she is smitten
>oh octavia, should have told us you had invited anon to a sleepover >now we can show him our family goodnight tradition
>>150347364Loyalty is something Stolas does not fucking have. Octavia, unfortunately, needs to find someone she can rely on who isn't her father or mother.
>>150357214>birds are known to pick mates based on how flashy they are or how well they can singthat makes stolas falling for blitzo THIS hard make a lot more sense if that's true
>>150353959I really like the sinister-ness, and most of it stems from Stolas. Poor Anon just can't get properly comfortable.>>150353844Anon being a counterbalance is a good aspect, yes. The guy isn't really trying to be, but compared to everyone else he's pretty moderate- tame, even. It's healthy.>>150354264Never hurts to look for inspiration, man.
>>150357973Peacocks are legendary for this trait. Males of many birds are flashier. Male mallard Ducks, Male Cardinals, male Turkeys, and Male chickens are all flashier compared to the females.
>>150353381> side-eyeEvery night before I fall asleep, anon.
>>150353844>has already more or less hooked up with loonaAre we reading the same fic?
>>150346541How is waving an American flag celebrating a particular ethnicity?
>150350476They're demons, so maybe they have some way of holding it in?
>>150354811>TaurusTHE AGENCY IS BROKETHEY GOT THEIR FUNDING CUT
>>150357214>Anon was singing the Pork Soda jingle>Octavia fell in love with him over a Primus song
>>150345134
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>>150351580>>150351736Reminds me of Owlnon. Then again, the 'sibling that takes more after Stella' idea isn't a hard one to come up with. Sucks that he faded into obscurity.
>>150360169>OwlnonYou mean your pic is a dude?
>>150360266He's the peak of goetian masculinity, anon.
>>150357558>family partakes in incestuous priest>Anon stuck in the middle one night after Octavia invites him over one night>Only pays attention to Stella>Stolas and Octavia just kinda gotta do their own thing>without Stella or a third party it's just kind of weird>they just stop midway through and go make dinner>They can still hear Anon and Stella going at it
>>150360169I miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>150360304>>priestHow I wrote that instead of orgies I have no idea. I may be retarded.
>>150360296>>150360169he looks more zesty than even his dad
Stella was made for kissesGaybird Kuckfuck has never understood her beauty
>>150360743>>150360743Nah, he's just a pretty boy though he'd hate the comparison
>>150360119>Ywn comfort Stella when she is drowning herself in wine after the producers tell her they are gonna decrease even more her screen time in the show.
>>150360315It's who you need to talk to after writing that, Anon
>>150360787>though he'd hate the comparisonhe`s a momma`s boy, eh?
>150360296That would make sense if he were, say, a peacock or something. An owl? Not so much.
>>150360758Indeed
>>150360822It was something that was cemented early on. He's being the best nobleboy he can be, and everything will end up fine itwillitwillitwillitwillitwill
>>150360877interestingso whats his relationship with the rest of his family like?i take it he doesnt see eye to eye with his cheating dad, but what about his sister and his uncle?
>the Octavia sibling of the past versus the Octavia sibling of todayStella's family seems to be getting bigger.
>>150360802Yeah you're probably right
>>150360899If I remember right;>StolasNot a great relationship after the En-Impening. It's essentially the day his life turned for the worse and his family started to break apart. There's attempts from Stolas to reconnect, but they tend to fall really flat. It doesn't help that he's always been closer to Stella, either.>OctaviaHe and Via used to be really close when they were kids, fraternal twins whether by means of being born in an egg-clutch or the normal way is up to the viewer. Via getting more reclusive while Owlnon goes the opposite direction doesn't help much. They still get along when put together, at least.>AndreHe fell out of popularity around the time he was introduced, so there wasn't much there. He'd probably end up manipulating the shit out of Owlnon with the idea of [insert thing] being his 'duty' or 'the goetian way'.
>>150361039She's fucking...
>>150356909Nice
>>150361039>Octavia is so depressed and lonely she tulpas up two brothers
>>150361039you know, i realized how freaky he must feel after the transformation, and not just cause hes a tall birdmanimagine if you suddenly had to learn to walk on stilts and been told that you had to do it for the rest of your life, your bed and covers are now shorter than you are, you hit your head on doorways that before you could have gone easily under, your clothes no longer fit you, you probably can no longer even eat the way you used to, cause you no longer have teeth or lips, you need to swallow your food whole
>>150361039Who is this?
>>150361180>your clothes no longer fit youThat's actually pretty funny, no wonder his clothes in that pic seem so small on him.>you probably can no longer even eat the way you used to, cause you no longer have teeth or lips, you need to swallow your food wholeThat's gonna be the most disorienting part. How many times you think they had to heimlich him? Actually, do we see the Goetians chewing food? There are a few shots of goetians with teeth.
>>150361186stellas kid she had with a random human man sometime before (or immediately after) she got wed to stolas, after she had a one night stand as a way to cope with her current predicament she laid the egg in secret and left it with the human in question
>>150361039Have them fight
>>150361243i mean, birds have no gag reflex, not only that but i believe a normal guy put in his predicament would just cut up his food in bite sized chunks rather than swallowing the whole thing
>>150361275>would just cut up his food in bite sized chunks rather than swallowing the whole thingCoward's way. SWALLOW
>>150361186Nymo, the bastard son of Anon and Stella.>>150361165>Octavia has delved more into the arcane and the occult. >She starts finding out about tulpas.>She starts to manifest these tulpas as friends.>Goetians, Humans and Hellhounds, it didn't matter what they looked liked, apart from looking like Imps.>As long as they were friends to her she was happy with them.>Though the tulpas start to act and looked more deformed as Octavia madness descends further.
>>150361258>Stella buys her Humies boy toy custom boxer that brand him as hers>Tells him that "STELLA'D" stands for "Stella's Darling"
>>150353110It's for greens like this that I come here.
You know, i think i just realized somethingVivzie wrote a clever, conniving, charismatic and powerful woman and then...just genderbent her for no reason. I fully believe that was her process with andre, there is no other explanation, this is literally just a woman who she added a dick toShe could have had a proper female character in this show and she ruined her for the sake of her fujo goon fantasiesI fully believe andre should have been a girl, although i guess having her uwu poor owl boi beat the shit out of a woman wouldn't have had the same optics and she might risk making him look too bad
>>150361814Solution? Make Stolas a woman as well so it's a catfight.
>>150361840Good point, but sadly that would completely ruin her fujo goon fantasy of having her owl man getting railed by imp dickYou know who else should have been a woman, though?BlitzoFor one, a subby faggot who likes getting railed is boring, bland and stereotypical, not to mention disgusting, but a subby straight guy? Those are pretty much unheard ofImagine if stolas were the way he is, but instead of liking dick, he liked having his dick used by a fiery shortstack
>>150361891I feel like making Blitzo a woman just turns him into Amy Schumer.
>>150361891>Imagine if stolas were the way he is, but instead of liking dick, he liked having his dick used by a fiery shortstackdoesn't mox fill that role already
>>150361909Amy Schumer but fuckable
>>150361918you know, you make a good point, but mox is nowhere near as flamboyant and stereotypically ”faggy”i just meant that a straight stolas who is still exactly as he is would subvert expectations, even funnier if you make him 100% straight, unlike mox who is half gay
>>150361503Fuck, kek!
>>150361909>Amy Schumeri think Melissa McCarthy would be more fitting
if you were a goetia, what bird would (you) be?pic related
>>150361970>unlike mox who is half gayHe shouldn't be queer and if we change things up a bit.>Makes Chaz and Blitzo a female.>Chazzie is Moxxie's ex-girlfriend, who still flirts with him.>Blitza is Moxxie's friend who he met through his father's connections. Blitza constantly hits with Moxxie until Blitza meets Stolas.>(Maybe we could imply Moxxie and Blitza tried to have a romantic relationship but it was mostly one-sided)>When Moxxie meets Millie, she's the only one who doesn't immediately treat him like a piece of meat.>Their relationship grows and they end up getting married by the end of season one, contrast that with Stella and Stolas who's marriage is failing apart. > Blitza and Stolas become an item officially by the end of season one instead of solely meeting for one-night stands to vent out their frustrations.
>>150362240An eagle.
>>150362240Shoebill.
>>150362263Anon:
>>150362249its crazy how much better this show could have been if it hadnt been written by literal pozzed faggots and goonbrained fujos
>>150346541Is black and white stripes the straight flag
>>150362318yeah (as made by fags most likely)real straights rock the SS flag, but thats a bit too controversial
>>150362346>meet Chaz at a pride parade>slap that flag on his back>watch him get the crap beaten out of him
>>150362240Probably a hummingbird or some shit
>>150347358they don't worship niggers (yet)
>take Octavia on a camping trip>she has allergies>Ach-HOOT!
do you think nona/inca would be turned off to him once they learn hes got no penis?
>>150362768NoBecause Nona/Inca isn't a whore.
>>150362787i know they arent whores, but they arent lesbians either...straight women like dicks, you know
>>150362801Yeah, though I believe she would still love him regardless and they would find ways to have children. Besides this question only comes up if you go with the idea that male Goetians don't have genitalia instead have a cloaca.
>>150362876>I believe she would still love him regardlessi mean, E4 inca is an angel, she could love a crippled fat gator dude, she probably could make it work with a pseudo eunuch, assuming they truly love each other
>>150361814once again the idea that everyone in this show should be rule 63'd rings true
Random ass question: Since sinners are already dead and cannot reproduce, would a cambion only be possible between a hellborn demon and living human?
>>150363234probably, otherwise hell would be full of a lot more children, even with all the faggotry going onit does empathize the fact that you only really have one life worth living, because its the only one you can create your own in
>>150363234Yes, though maybe if the human is undead in a way apart from being a "sinner demon", it could also be likely possible a cambion could be conceived.
>>150363234Yeah.
>>150363234Me turning Charlie into a cambion factory
>>150363429anon, charlie isnt a demon, shes a nephilim
>>150363456She's officially called a hellborn demon so it still countHell, Lucifer made the whole "hellborn demons are spared from the extermination" deal primarily for her
>>150363456NTA, Technically Charlie is a cambion since she was conceived after Lucifer fell from grace. Though since Lucifer is a fallen angel this could be debated.but back to the original topic, if you were to impregnate Charlie. I think your children would 75% human and 25% demon, not really a cambion per day and more of a general hybrid.
>>150363563>I think your children would 75% human and 25% demon, not really a cambion per day and more of a general hybrid.so a hell mutt, pretty much
>>150363563Lucifer was never human and Lilith was already a demon by the time they conceived Charlie, so she can't be "human" in any percentage
Charlie is a straight up demon, Lucifer may be a fallen angel but that's just another class of demon. As for why the cherubs haven't become "fallen" yet I assume it's the reason Lute's arm didn't grow back even though angelic weapons are the only things that can kill them: Viv didn't think about it.
does anyone have some species swapped pictures of octavia
>>150363586I guess though considering the child would be born from a demon.Even though I did say the child would be more human genetically. The child at their core would be a demon.
>>150363597I never said Lucifer was human nor did I say Charlie was human.As for Lilith, she was a human at one point.
>>150354811part II>Nick: And what do I have to do with that? *With a slightly worried tone.* >Two: We need you to gather evidence to show to the higher-ups... >Nick: Higher-ups, my foot. Do you remember what happened the last time you thought you had something to show the higher->ups? You have no idea how many cell phones and security cameras I had to erase that day. >Two: It was a while ago... >Nick: Yes, it was a month ago, I know, I know. I would have understood, but it turns out that what you were investigating was >actually some kids making a horror short film. A damn horror short film. *Agent One enters through a door.* >One: What are you talking about? >Two: The idiot we have as a computer scientist, who doesn't value our contribution to society, which we have as an organization >against demonic forces. >One: Well, Mr. Merle, we have explained to you countless times that we are an organization that makes a great contribution to >society, defending it from the evils that are found in what they do not understand. *One and Two grab Mr. Merle by the shoulder and pull him outside of an interrogation room.* >Two: Look, we captured it. *Showing him through a one-way window, looking at what appear to be two red goblins with bags on their heads.* >Nick: What the hell are those things? Where did you get them? *He says this with some concern.* >One and Two: We captured them in the morning. >Nick: Ok, I get it. This time you really have something big. What exactly did you want me to do? >Two:Look for any sighting reports, photos, or anything that matches these unknown beings. >Nick: In my opinion, they look... do you remember the devil from Cow and Chicken? No. *He says all this with a nervous laugh.* >One: Are you okay? >Nick: I'm doing great, so much that I'm going to get to work. *He leaves the room.* >One: Two, do you think it affected him a bit to see this?
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>>150363808cute pooch
>>150360046Rather, the agents wonder why he carries a revolver instead of a katana or any other weapon from the Edo period.
>>150363733>As for Lilith, she was a human at one point.Yes, but Lilith was already a demon when she was pregnant with Charlie.>Charlie was humanI didn't imply that, you did say that having a child with her would result in the hybrid being more human than demon though, which is false.
>>150363823Not sure how I feel about Hellhound Stella.I admire Stella but into hellhounds.
>>150363894>I didn't imply that, you did say that having a child with her would result in the hybrid being more human than demon though, which is false.Right, I'll conceded on that one.You would give birth to a cambion if you impregnated Charlie.
>>150363926>You would give birth to a cambion if you impregnated Charlie.>You would give birth
>>150364036I am retarded Anon and running on coffee from only a few hours of sleep.
>>150364036I am a guy and I wouldn't mind getting pregnant, if it was with Charlie.
>>150364036KEKCharlie opperates in Xenomorph type logic.>She starts french kissing you>Suddenly turns into demon form and becomes more agressive>Shoves her tongue so far down your throat that you can't even gag.>Stops kissing you and catches you before you fall down to the floor, smiling seeing your teary eyes.>"You are now pregnant anon~">Tfw you are now bearing her child, it will slowly rewrite your genetical code to make your body become cappable of giving birth>She grabs you by the hand and takes you to Vaggie to give her the good news.>The fucking moth already has bigger boobs and a small swollen tummy>"Welcome to our family anon! You'll make a great mother!"
>>150364083>>150364113Most well adjusted Vivzie fans
>>150364137How dare you Anon, I am an unstable schizoid individual with self respect, don't call me a Vivzie fan.
>>150364137There is nothing wrong on being impregnated by Lucifer's daughter.
>>150357214>Anon singing this as Octavia starts falling for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8B-ShGMrFk
>>150363844>Firthy Gaijin
>>150364186>unstable schizoid individual Yeah, a Vivzie fan
>>150364212>There is nothing wrong on being>wrong on beingESL
>octavia route anon dies>he turns into an avian of some sorts, maybe an eagle, a dove, a raven or a non-barnowl owl>loona route anon dies>he becomes a catwhat if catnon actually had a resemblance to the cheshire cat?i mean striped with garish colors and a wide, uncanny smile, to keep in tone with the style of vivzie sinner (to his chagrin)
>>150364232NOOOOOOOOOOOOCaptcha:KYSFR
>>150364274Subdued blue with bright red stripes?
>>150364298maybe red, maybe neon green (hes still an anon after all)
>>150364298Samefagging here but I actually kinda see it. Keep the trend of Anon's eyes not being visible unless it's for expression, and give him a wide mouth. It's suitably creepy, Burton-esque.
>>150362662Octavia gives the cutest Hoots. Change my mind (You can't)>>150351580>>150351736>>150360169I really like the fan kids that are a second child of Stolas and Stella. Something interesting to me of how the Blitz dynamic would affect that. The sibling relationship between Via and whoever. And something morbidly interesting that Stolas and Stella actually tried for another one.
>>150364314>green and red stripes>"Ain't it a little early for Sinsmas?">"Harhar."
>>150364327>catnon and alastor meet>”Why, my good chap, what a delightful smile you have””Who said i was smiling?”>”Thats the spirit!”
>>150364348i actually meant having only green stripes on blue instead of red, but having him be a complete mismatched eyesore would be even funnier
>>150364410>green on blueThat's not bad>but having him be a complete mismatched eyesore would be even funnierFits as the stereotypical Vivzie design doesn't it lol
>>150364361>It looks like I'm smiling...>*flashbacks about losing Loona.*>...But I am not.
how the fuck would this AU even work?
>>150364599BEHOLD LOONA'S ADOPTIVE FATHER (she was the one to adopt him)
>>150364036Would charlie be an attentive partner to your pregnant self, anon?
>>150364341She does indeed give the cutest hoots.I like fan kids but only to a certain extent as most just use them to turn it into larger scale melodrama. Kind of the main reason why I stopped being interested in Nymo.
>>150364654You'll also have vaggie, but maybe you'll be the one that'll be more supportive since you are the man in the relationship and all.
Why didn't the angels split the holy water into holy oxygen and holy hydrogen, and then create a holy hydrogen bomb and blow up all of hell at once? Are they stupid?
>>150364723>pregnant>Still have to support your wivesAbusive...
can we please stop talking about pregnancy and just go back to posting gender bent versions of the characters or something
>>150364690Fortunately, I actually like Helluva for the silly soap opera slop. So, I'm all for the melodrama nonsense when it comes to fan kid lore and stories.
>>150364777Support is not only money you moron, besides Charlie is royalty, I doubt you'll even have to work another day of your life.
>>150364654>Charlie's incredibly excited to be a mother, she's already got the room put together and a list of baby names that is five times too long.>Vaggie's also excited, but in a more manageable way. She's making sure (you) get all the comfort you need. Keeping things calm. Five AM run to the local Hellmart for that candy bar you liked, etc.
>>150364774>
Can you guys take the mpreg shit to one of the other Vivzie threads already
>>150364805>stolasXblitzo fankid...what? how? unholy gay hell magics? are all goetias actually hermaphrodites?what the fuck
>>150364848Sorry anon, you fuckers opened this can of worms.
Wait, so who got anonymous pregnant?>Charlie>Vaggie>Both?>...someone else?
>>150364898Nobody knows, you could almost say the father is>anonymous~
i just like to stick with my m&m fankid timeskip au when it comes to fankids
>>150364924Yeah but everyone is old and sad there
>>150364875To be honest, it's a question I have yet to answer myself. I like to just handwave it and go with your idea of "unholy gay hell magics" and go from there.
>>150364898Charlie and Vaggie using magic-n-shit. The baby will be a Nephilim-Cambion
>>150364843Fucking kek.
>>150364971>We need to destroy your baby Anonymous, it's birth will mark the end of the world.
>>150364886And I am closing it, cut it out.
>>150364946old, yes. 20 years older to be specificsad, i wouldn't say so
>>150364985Lute...
>the pedo fatfag is hereAlright abandon ship
>>150365008>Lesbians weren't meant to reproduce for a reason Anonymous!!>You'l doom us all!>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150354811>>150363761Do you have more? I have a couple questions or things to point out. It's spelled DHORKS. You can still green text the actions. Cow and chicken reference was funny. A few times you kept a green bracket within a green bracket. Like >society, defending is within an already existing green line. Nick Merle is kind of a basic name. What was the inspiration? Nick Cage? I have no idea why I am thinking that and giggling. This is pretty well wrote. I definitely want to see more.
>>150364599Well it could go either way or a combo.Ether it just changes the personalities of the characters. Which means Loona is the annoying foul mouthed asshat.or It also changes some of the dynamics such as Loona being the one to adopt Blitzo.
>>150364723Hot.
>>150364599Loona is banging Stella, obviously
>>150364113So.Is this mpreg, reality warping or gender swap followed by impregnation?I need to know if I can crank my fleshrod to this filth or not...
>>150365125>Stella cheats on an abusive Stolas with Loona.That's...something.
>>150365125>instead of obnoxious gays its obnoxious dykesGuess I'll take Millie, Moxxie's personality is cute on a girl anyways.
this was such a comfy thread before the preg fetishists showed up
Tactical Imp GF deployed.
>>150365202>A few preg posts sink me. Anon, grow up.
>>150365202welcome to hell kid, we got a lot of time to teach you the ropes.
>>150365202It goes in cycles.
>>150365229He is an octavia fag, he is always down, he just wants attention. Exactly like his waifu
>>150365164Wait, so then Anon becomes femAnon?Does Charlie have reality warping, gender changing kisses now?
>>150365293>Does Charlie-Yes.
>>150365202You learn to just hide posts after a while, schizos only have power if you give it to them anon
Uncle Stol you got to kick that man's BUTTOh, he like beggin' you like "oh, Stolas Goetia, kick my butt"
>>150365270So pressured but without the ability to be funny? How is that even possible?
>>150363926>if you impregnated CharlieWHEN.When I would impregnate Charlie.
>>150365202I will personally take the blame for this. My tired ass should have took an extra time to proofread my post, to double check for errors but my brain autocorrected it without me realizing it. I would've deleted it to correct it but I didn't want to derail the thread with ESL accusations. I deeply apologize Anons
>>150365314>Stolas Goetia>(YOU) should KICK my butt!
>>150365314What can you say about Stolas? He was Stolas.
>>150365342You're apologizing for nothing.
>>150364924>M&M kid travels to the past>easily recognizes everyone>then he sees anon>”hey mister, who are you supposed to be?””anon, what, dont tell me i am no longer around in the future”>”Ooh, uncle anon, i just didnt recognize you, you are a lot more...feather-ey? In the future””Feathery? What do you mean-...oh. You know, this is what they call a spoiler, kid”>”Sorry....”
So anyways picrel looks like she fucks human men.
>>150365305>She's imagining you in a wedding dress/tuxedo/maternity gown/dapper suitShe's eccentric and over-powered like her dad I geuss.
>>150365382She would if she wasn't a dirty imp rat that never went to Earth
>>150365382Indeed.
>>150365306Love that bird bitch in the back.
>>150365406Imagine her chasing after Loono and Nona's pontiac on her hell horse.
>>150365305>She tries to rehabilitate you>Doesn't work because you are a cynical asshole>Nuclear option>She kisses you>Your mind slowly melts away>All those memories of violence, hatred, of calling people fags and niggers, slowly are boiled in a sea of hormones and dopamine.>You feel your body change, become weaker, softer, cuter.>Anon? Sinner? Can't even remember what those words mean>You only know you are cute, you are pretty, you are dizzy and you are Charlie's>Charlie says:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8BHYj9t0c
>>150365387>Dapper Suit>(You) insisted on it to retain a shred of dignity.>That didn't stop her from putting you in a wedding dress later.>>150365382>>150365406>>150365439More like>She looks like she enters a two year long bounty hunter's rivalry with the mysterious stranger who showed up on her turf only to end up with a love-hate relationship ending in a mutual knife-to-throat hatefucking that leads to a proper romance.
>>150365471I have an amused boner but I could do without the memory wipe.
>>150365387>Can not only shapeshift>Can make other shapeshift too.>One second you have human form, next your skin is pink because she thought it would be funny>Next you are a cat because why not>Next her jacket got dirty, so poof you are a new jacket.
>>150365512>charlie is actually broken OP>she has the power to twist the souls of sinners in whatever form she choses and doesnt even need to make a deal with them first>she hasnt done this (too much) because shes a nice girlthis took a turn for the horrifying
>>150365548So she's Mahito?
>>150365548speak for yourself, if she needed a new bra I would gladly let me myself get morphed.
>>150365560mahito, but hes nice(for now)
>>150365505It helps with the changes.I am sure if you ask nicely and if your dizzy brain remembers to do so, she'll give you your memories back with a kiss.
Would you marry your girlfriends after they impregnate you, anon?
>>150365565Do not go into the basement (that's where she keeps the experiments)
>>150365597>To see how big a human can getOh my god, Charlie has a giantess/growth fetish.>C'mon anon, I just wanna see how big your new breasts can get.
>>150365592Well if she's easy about it...
>>150365607And a vore fetish
>>150365620>Sign up to be her personal guard>She shrinks and fucking eats you>Have to wait inside her stomach till she spits you back up and tosses you on the ground to grow back and fight alongside her, like a fucking pokemon.
>>150365646And that's when she doesn't use you as a fucking area of effect weapon
how would octavia react upon first seeing anons sinner form?would she be a bit scared?would she be turned on?maybe a combination of the two?would she want to cuddle into his chest fluff and be covered by his wings like a chick?
This is slowly getting more and more unhinged, even for me, not sure if we should keep going.
>>150365536Finally, we're back to the topic at hand.
What would Charlie's domain be?
>>150365732Who’s she hugging?
>>150365561Or panties?
>>150365743/hhg/ OC thats alastor and stellas kid
>>150365737>[THE HAPPY HAZBIN HOTEL]
>>150365732>Peryton outside hhgCursedIt's like meeting your teachers at like the store or something
>>150365759What a concept.
>>150365747It would be extremely hot(in both sense of the word)
>>150365679Long Quiet is kinda spooky looking compared to the goetia especially the horse teeth so the uncanny valley would take a little getting used to
>>150365607Stop, I can only get so erect.
>>150365788true, but hes still anon beneath his visagei wonder if octavia would like him more this way or as a human
>>150365697We'll calm down in a little bit, have patience.
>>150365737>Newfound Paradise>A new version of her father's "Lost Paradise">Allows her to rewrite reality as long as she remains happy>She can also change another person if they too are happy.
>>150365697I'm currently writing a Strika green. Just hold on.
>>150365812>It's only a spike, it'll soon stabilize!
>>150365610She's really insistent.>>150365593Would they take responsibility and help raise our weird fucked up monster sinner baby?
>>150354811>>150363761Bro this is hot dog shit don't ever fucking write again. Why does the dude need an Uber? Flesh your shit out.
>>150365839>teeny tiny shard of glass flies in his direction
>>150365788or you know, maybe anon isnt TLQ 1:1maybe he has the general shape of him, with raptor legs, 2-3 pairs of wings and dark all over, but his mouth is actually a bird like beak
>>150365804She fell in love with him as a human so she prefers him as a human but I think she'd be willing to adjust to the new bird body
>>150365864Or he has the left form most of the time and the beak and teeth etc come out when he's pissed
>>150365839I really liked this film, as cheesy as it was there was a good time to be a Spidey fan way back when and it was part of it.Great casting, Alfred Malena was charming.
>>150353884To be fair, we Loonafags don't have high standards because of how Viv lowered the bar in regards to writing and characterization.Jizoku went full retard with Millie though, Pigziepop would definitely be proud.
>>150365889>the mouth only comes out when hes pissedbut then how is he supposed to kiss octavia?
>>150365610>Charlie has no eyes in that picture>... That isn't charlie>Charlie can morph people at will with only a kiss>Tfw she ends up creating several "personal assistants" from brainwashed transformed souls to help with the hotel (and with the city once she rises to power) like they are Ju Dee from Avatar The Last Airbender.>They all look the same, and repeat the same catchphrase.>Inside Every Demon It's A Rainbow!
>>150353884Base of the Fire is rough but HILTLHH's proven pretty good so far, besides we're all autismos down here.
>>150365202MPREG IS BASED
>>150365536I love my dino wife.
>>150365747>Charlie transforms you into a pair of panties and leaves you in the drawer>Goes out to do something else>Vaggie comes in>Decides to borrow one of her gf's panties>Picks you up, puts you on>Goes along her day completely unaware of you being there.
>>150365732I... don't hate this actually.Need to now how in the 7 rings Stella and Alastor shacked up.
>>150365912He can probably take it out at will
>>150365536Someone should draw Stella in Goumang's outfit.
we keep putting snoot anon in the hellaverse, but what if we did the opposite?what dino species would the rest of the cast be?
>>150366150Well Sully's a monkey so Loona should be a dire wolf or a synapsid
>>150366150>Snoot anonSnoot anon is pressured idk why you call him a different name.
>>150366179>Loonawe actually already got some art of her as a snooter
>>150366198It's okay but I don't like what he did with her hair
>>150345800>Stella being abusive is a fucking retarded and ridiculous cop out to justify Stolas being a cheaterComplaining about any royals in an arranged marriage cheating is retarded because it's a fake marriage. They're only together because it was forced to keep bloodlines and money in the circles their handlers want. Stella being a bitch just makes it worse, even if she was just a normal kind of bitchy their marriage would still be a meme. As early as episode 2 they show she's more mad about how and where he cheated and making her look bad by association than she's mad he fucked someone else. If we're keeping the stereotypes going she's probably already been fucking her brother or someone else in their weird family and would rationalize it as better because at least they're higher class or don't do it publicly.
>>150365439>Ever since you two watched the movie Ghost Rider and Easy Rider, she's been enthusiastic about motorcycles.>So for your anniversary you decide to buy her one. >One morning, you hogtie her and carry her to the barn. She's livid, screaming "What the hell are you doing!".>Then, when you open the barn doors and it reveals the chopper inside. >She stops mid-sentence and begins to squirm, hollering and demanding you release her so she can ride.>When you untie her she jumps and grabs onto you and begins to suck your face. It seems she wanted to ride you before riding the chopper.>After she thanks you, she starts up the chopper. The sound of it roaring to life makes her purr and giggle with delight.>Then she rides off onto the empty wrath highways.>The wind flies past her, through her hair, feeling brisk upon her horns and scaly skin.>The euphoric feeling of such enduring freedom on the open highways soothes her heart and soul.>She'll probably have to thank you again when she gets back. Whenever that'll be.
>>150366222>the hairyeah, thats a bit of a miss, but still, better than nothing at least he does octavia well
>>150366254Cute!
octavia should have had an older, bitchy sister that is actually a good person deep down
>>150366150Stella would be a terror bird
does anyone know where this is from?
>>150366720Gmod with sweps in and removal of his for cinematic purposes.
>>150366720me, the source is me
>>150366782Meant to say HUD.
>>150366782>>150366787no, i mean the video
>>150366829>MILFvia
>>150366829that's what i meant, i made the video
>>150366844oh, i thought it was from youtube>>150366843heres some more
>Nymo thought his only sibling would be Octavia when Stella introduced him>No it turns out there's like 4 others>They were all just busy when Stella dragged him to hell>And she neglected to mention them>Nymo's face when Octavia is the only one who will speak to him
>>150366254MMMMMmmmmm
This /pw/ and Hazbin/Helluva overlap was not expected.
>>150367037Well Stolas and Kevin Nash do have a lot in common being survivors
>Where is it?!>Where is the human sexo?!
>>150366910>Strika keeps blasting "Rolling" on repeat when she passes by IMP, Blitza/Blitzo most affected. >You bought her speakers when she told you an idea she got, you even encouraged it and recommended her this song.>>150367037I kind of like it.
>>150367080>Did you check under your dress?
>>150367078>survivorsYou can't rape the willing
>>150367037vivzieslop's writing is on par with 2019 vince so its a giventhat and what >>150367078 said
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RVJqJr0HrEowhat if you unironically ran across this guy IRL?what would you do?would you even do anything?
>>150367269Throw shaken up pop cans at him.
>>150367269Grab the nearest frying pan.
>>150365061>Do you have more?most likely, only with low regularity>I have a couple questions or things to point outTell me more about your doubts>This is pretty well written. I definitely want to see more.Thank you, you are seeing my first green text, that's why I have so many mistakes and thank you for pointing them out.>Why the name Nick Merle? I literally got it from an online name generator. I'm terrible at making up names. And I like it because that name is too generic.
>>150367269>So can I fuck your daughter?
>>150366829I literally said what the video was you dumbfuck
>>150367269
What would Stella's Domain be?
>>150367430Thank you for responding, I just simply had already stated the things I pointed out. The mistakes that I pointed were already kind of sort of the questions. It's all good take it easy.
>>150367529>Buckle up Blitzy!
>>150367685stella.birb
>>150367685>Domainwhat?what do you mean by domain? like her theme?
>>150367037We're everywhere brother.
>>150367971I think he meant jjk like the discussion earlier
>>150345134>was born into a powerful family but without Any powers and her only role being to birth an heir>was forced to be married to a homosexual with no say in the matter>was forced to live with him for atleast 17 years>was forced to try her hardest to have sex with him to produce an heir>was cheated on by said homo in her own bed and in the same house where her daughter lives>got humiliated in front of her friends and is likely seen as a laughing stock by the entire ars goetia which is why she didnt show up to the trial and why shes not seen with her friends afterwards>despite all of this has never cheated on stolas and is shown to have a good relationship with her daughtervivziepop has done her hardest to make sure that stella remains a one note evil bitch because if you give her the slightest bit of character you realise that she is just as much a victim as stolas is. the only people she has in her life is her daughter and her brother who manipulates her and likely only keeps her around for neccessityif she was married to a straight man who actually was able to love her chances are that she wouldnt have turned out so bitchy
>>150368119i do not understand whats up with vivzies need to run her character into the groundi thought women were supposed to look out for each other or whatever, isnt that what feminism has taught them?
Stella isn't a character she's a plot deviceDon't think about it too hard
>>150368340Sadly this is the most likely answer.
>>150368340thats the problem, both her and octavia are just plot devices when they SHOULD be character
>>150368378Why should Stella and Octavia get any character development? That would take away time from have MULTIPLE episodes about fizzeroli and ozzie holy shit what a FUCKING waste of time
>>150368119>>150368208>>150368340The more I think about it.Her "character" is like Mayberry's but "evil" because she's a heterosexual and the inconsistent writing is trying to make her in the wrong whilst placating Stolas' "character"
>>150368119>>was forced to live with him for atleast 17 years17 demon years, which may as well translate into 170 years.No one deserves that.
Pelting faggot imp fuckers with rocks
>>150369597this is how he looked after the rape of 22
>>150369685>Not only did they rape him, but the niggers beat him with stones afterNot that he wouldnt deserve it, but damn
Which character do you guys actually hate the most in this show?I am going to pick the answer that i believe is most popular and say blitzo, but what about youWhich one can you really not stand?
>>150369597man why are vivzieblob males all anorexic twigs. if you want fags to watch your show then give the gay bottom a fat ass
>>150370048Even though he was only in one episode I actually thought Chaz was worse than ShitzoI'm glad that he's dead
>>150370087Moxxie is the designated big butt character
>>150369816Around blacks...
>>150370156Never Relax.
>>150370087Thats what fujos like, they arent into manly, burly men blowing out eachother's backs, they are only into feminine twinksAt most they will make one of them more masculine, like they did with asmodeus, but the other will always be feminineIts almost as if they are naturally attracted to the feminine/masculine dichotomy, but their minds are friend from female smut and porn
>>150370048Stolas, and Blitzo. They're kinda shitty even with the narrative aiding them
>>150370048Stolas and Blitzo
>>150370048Well apart from Blitzo, I don't hate Stolas just hate what he became contrast to his Pilot/Early Season 1 Character. Compared to Blitzo who was always mediocre and then to what he is now.My most hated "character" to me is Martha, just genric dyke "character" made for marketing and nothing else, who's not even voiced by a real woman just a mutant.
>>150370180>Stolas, and Blitzo>They're kinda shittyJust "kinda"? They are objectively horrible people, completely self centered with almost no empathy for anyone except themselvesIf vivzie had any balls she'd have them die by the end of the show
I hate Stolas' default outfitHis stupid top hat, the way his chest fluff protrudesIt makes me sick
>>150370422It's not bad, it's quite nice but It looks better on Stella.
>>150370451To be fair everything looks better on Stella than Stolas.
>>150370048I'll get lynched before it but I'll say it, it's LoonaShe has all the angst, snark, and sarcasm of the typical goth teen girl but none of the charmShe's usually bitchy or violent towards others and her own stories don't really go anywhere
>>150368340>>150368378Stella is and should only be a plot device.Via should actually get character development though, yes. Whether she will or not, time will tell.Stella has already served her purpose of being Stolas' previous life. She's unimportant to the Stolitz end game. Unless we really wanted to drag things out and go into the fine nitty gritty details of their divorce proceedings instead of letting it happen off screen as it did. Or we spend an episode or two getting her side of things just because. There's nothing stopping them from doing so, but it's just going to be more fluff and filler in a show that already has plenty of fluff.Via, being an important person to Stolas and is an actual obstacle to Stolas and Blitz getting together warrants we get more development from her so we can see the how Stolas will reconcile with her, so he can be happy with his new family at the end.
>>150370790I wish they dont reconcile with her, i hope she just completely disowns her dad, but i know that wont happen because it would make vivzie's poor little uwu baby boi owl sad
>>150368208Viv hates other women, simple as
>>150370873In the end, I want the big happy family ending for the happy feels.But honestly, I'd be impressed if they did have the balls to go with an ending like that, in that she doesn't reconcile with Stolas. I think the ending that's possible that's not full fairy tale ending but still has a bit of realism to it is, she'll reconcile with Stolas, but Via won't be as OK with Biltz. It may be a matter of she can appreciate that Blitz makes her dad happy, but in the end, she'll be an adult herself, either living at the palace or transitioning into living on her own in some capacity, on top of not being raised by Biltz, she really has no reason to balls to the wall "love" him as a full on dad.With that said, if Via ever calls Blitz dad. Or likewise with Loona and Stolas, I'll be geeking the fuck out.
>>150370129Loona only tries to make Moxxie think that so he gets body dysmorphia. He's got no ass.
>>150370790>Stolitz end gamethat's a shit end gamethe only thing that can save this show is a little bit of pic related
>>150370979You can see his bare ass in Exes and OohsIt's obscenely big
>moralising demons
>>150370697Going to have to agree, while I don't hate Loona, I simply find her very overrated and is basically giving the show life support.While I don't use the word "coomer" often most of her fans seem to fall under that word to a T, most of you Looners in the threads are alright though.
>>150370942Is that drawing part of your Loona adopted by Stolas story?
>>150370993>little bit of pic relatedYeah, because he belongs in hell.
Would you smooch a Charlie
>>150370993I think the Stolitz ending could be interesting. If they go with the reverse-Disney ending.Disney usually does the peasant normal person, gets to have all their dreams come true by becoming a prince or princess in the end. I think it'd be neat to have the opposite of Stolas doesn't get his title or position back. He finds comfort in his life of just living in a shitty apartment, living like a normal demon, with his whacky imp boyfriend, completing the royal to normal demon plot thread.>>150371080That draw specifically isn't. This is just Stolas secretary-ing at IMP and Loona as we know her just heading off for lunch.I've not actually considered how adult Loona would play into the "Adopted by Stolas" story. I usually pictured that story would be Loona in her pre-teen to teen years, but that does give me a fun time frame to consider.
>Jim Cornette and Vince Russo in a fucking HB ThreadI like you autist so very much
>>150371124lmaoanyway sorry jim, i'm not fucking your wife
>>150371044I can't even blame you, Loona is my waifu but the more I see from her fans the more embarrassed I am to be associated with them
>>150371160Yes
>>150371198I'll fuck Stolas' wife.
>>150371171>I've not actually considered how adult Loona would play into the "Adopted by Stolas" story. I usually pictured that story would be Loona in her pre-teen to teen yearsI actually respect that, going on it for too long hollows it out but it's fun to image some possibilities whilst not dragging it out.>>150371160Maybe but I prefer her mother.
>>150371261Lucyfer's got some crazy daddy issues.
I made the mistake of looking through some really angsty Stolas fan art right now and it's making me physically ill
>>150371037most people would happily wear the mark they just don't know it yet
>>150371246let me guess, it's not just any kind of sex, but you know, that kind of... bestiality sex with stolas's wife?
>>150371297What did you see?
>>150371341Stolas.
What the heck can you say about Stolas Goetia?
>>150371261It's not like the "Loona gets adopted by the Goetia" story is some fully fleshed out idea, so there's room to dabble around in it. A big point I bring up when discussing the shows is narrative focus. So, it's about what is the story about at its core?With this AU, as vague as it is now, it's really a story about mending a broken family, so focusing on that time frame the family would be together for a few years and grow through that would be the focus. That's why Loona and Via would be younger than they are in the show.But I could see a sequel story in which maybe the initial story, a plot thread is Stolas' battle to get Loona to be recognized as a full-fledged Goetia. And there could be a sequel in which Loona becomes an adult and then we have ourselves a little political thriller of Loona coming of age and all that entails with the Goetia royalty, as a hellhound. All manner of royal opposition or Loona's innate desire to use her position to help hellhounds. Or any number of interesting ideas.
>Loona gets adopted by GoetiaWhat if Octavia got adopted by Blitzo?
>>150371368Hes a pussy ass bitch who would have been better off as a woman
>>150371368>He died doing what he loved>Chocking on Imp dick
>>150371337PERVERTED SEX
>>150371368That it's surprising he lived this long after the Detroit Incident
Hey Loonafags, what exactly is a female dog?
>>150371385>What if Octavia got adopted by Blitzo?
>>150371341Image after image of his sad and gay lifeEach image is sadder and gayer than the last
>>150371421A miserable little pile of secrets.
>STOLAS>YOU'RE A BOY>IN A MAN'S WORLD
>>150371460And i'm a man who loves to play with boys!>IMP and Stolas just look at anon after what he just saidNO WAIT A MINUTE!
>>150371385>>150371422There is actually a fanfic that I really enjoy that is about this premise.Blitz adopts Octavia (because reasons) and Stolas adopts Loona. That's what inspired me to explore the "Stolas adopts Loona" concept, so it's not like I came up with that idea myself. I was just interested on putting my spin on the concept.
>>150371502Oh no, this time I meant what I said.
>Stella if you want another baby? >I'M YOUR GENETIC JACKHAMMER!
>>150371529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9mgzxoWgg>dress up as a clown>be so much of a sex pest towards Blitzo and Stolas that it freaks them out
Should we make another thread?Conversation was finally starting to heat up
>>150371679noh
>>150371679There's already one up
Cant tell if this is femstolas or just him being faggier than usual
I didn't realize this thread was over 500.Oh well, splendid thread gentlemen.
>>150371723It's FemStolas.
>>150363761part IIITwo:I don't think it's that serious, and if it did affect him, maybe it's for the best.Nick: Enters a data center that also functions as an office, closing the door behind him to then sit in a chair.What the hell did I just see? They are real... Oh my God, what the hell have I gotten myself into? I thought it was an organization that remained from the satanic panic of the late 20th century, that the most it would do nowadays would be to prevent human sacrifices to Satan and things like that. But now it turns out that One and Two were right that supernatural things are real... and I was thinking they were just two crazy people who took the Warren's stories too seriously. Well, I better get to work to relax my mind.Opens a laptop and starts looking for more information and organizing all the evidence that Agents One and Two collected.Forty-five minutes pass.Nick: Well, I'm done now; I'm going to entertain myself. Enters the browser and opens 4chan. Looks at his watch. I don't think spending 30 minutes here will hurt.Another 45 minutes pass where Nick defends Fluttershy's superiority in /mlp/ and in /co/ he defends the superiority of furry women.Someone enters.Nick: One... Two, what's up? Are you mad at me? Sorry for saying so many stupid things and for underestimating your work. If you want, you can stay; I'll finish this in a moment. He is staring intently at the laptop screen.Thinking about it, I'm disappointed with the things you brought... they are uglier than Walmart's Christmas elves. They aren't that scary... especially the big one, he looks like a poorly made abortion.Loona: What did you say about my dad, damn human?Nick: Dad?Turns around.Nick: But what...?Loona puts Nick in a chokehold with her arm.Nick starts to struggle with Loona and tries to pull out his weapon.While struggling, he tries to aim the gun at Loona's head and... click, click... the gun was on safety.
>>150371753Im not so sure about that, seems that this guy just likes drawing him extra faggy
>>150371368>There goes Stolas Goetia, the biggest ASS that ever lived. What a douche!
>>150371171You're a faggot that hates Stella and are an indefinite faggot though regardless. Just felt the need to express. Reminder to kill yourself Astro you faggot
were there any new chapters of any fics in the past few days
>>150372660Ye
>>150371730Indeed, good times all around.
