that's not very nice

I can't believe this misery porn is getting adapted

>>150349459
That's the petty dickery you'd expect from Darkseid. And I love it.

>>150349529
>Seven Soldiers of Victory adaptation
when and where?
let me give you my money.

>>150349529
Yeah lemme guess, and your uncle works at Nintendo too.

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>>150349529
They're adapting shit even worse

>>150349529
Mr. Miracle escapes The Life Trap, it's the opposite of misery. That would be Tom King's lousy Eisner-winning series where Scott Free embraces the illusion because he made it more comfortable.

>>150350450
I despise this comic. I would happily burn every copy.

>>150349459
If I was him the urge to call that guy a nigger would be so strong that it would magically heal my body just to do it.

>>150349459
>be black gang boss
>walk into store with bodyguards/henchmen
>bully a pathetic cripple trying to get his diapers because he can't take a shit without assistance
>buy nothing
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
Is this alpha or sigma power move?

What happened to him and what comic is this?

>>150351148
It's omega.

>>150351153
>What happened to him
Accident with a waffle maker.

>and what comic is this?
Dilbert.

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>kills himself
Bit grim innit?

>>150350974
Why?

>>150353416
Because Garth Ennis is a bad writer.

>>150350974
>>150354662
I've never understood why insecure normies are always like this. It must be so exhausting to keep updating your list of things you hate after they become successful or popular.

>>150350450
I wonder what they will censor about this scene. Will they chicken out and just cut to the rest of the group as they hear the family's dying screams? Or will they show the whole thing in full but with the naughty language removed?

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>>150354904
They officially cast Joel and his wife but not their daughter. Maybe it will be the same just without the little girl

>>150349459
what the fuck is this

>>150354755
how do you purchase and read something like crossed and not feel creeping guilt and shame

>>150350450
>mfw they rape the wife but kill and eat the daughter
Soft ass authors

>>150350450
My standard for success is live action horsecock.

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>>150355144
You're in luck then

>>150351254
well played

>>150355104
>how do you purchase and read something like crossed and not feel creeping guilt and shame
By being a retard.