What kind of unloving mother names their kid "dolph"?
Short for Rudolph?
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The name Adolf fell out of popularity after the 1940s for some reason
>>150350343Mrs. Lundgren.
Funkos are for braindead consoomers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_the_Fascist_HippoDoes anyone in America know who Dolph the Hippo is? He was popular in Europe in the 2000s.
they need to pass a law against plastic crap that does nothing and only appeal to single-wide trailer occupants.
>>150350383Harpo Marx changed his name from Adolph decades earlier. he just hated being called Addie. Changed it to Arthur, so I guess Artie was better.what's hilarious is if he hadn't, he would have been Adolph Marx. There's a gruesome twosome
>>150350494those commie natsees are fucking LITkids still say that right
>>150350440You beat me to it, anon. Good job
>>150351068Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time.
>>150350343Wait. Since WHEN was his surname STARBEAM?
>>150350484>make the most mean-spirited obtuse satire of fascism imaginable to show "how nonsensical the ideology is">people end up find him hilarious because of how over the top he is
>>150350343If his mom won't we will
>>150350343Short for Dolphin.
>>150350440Dohoho!
>>150350343>Dolph Starbeammother was a fucking hippie obviously
>>150350370...or Adolphus. Or adolph.
>>150350343people who own any of these toys should be executed by a firing squad
>>150350343Dolphin Starbeam is a cool name.
>>150359067>Dolphin StarbeamSounds like a character from this show.
>>150350494Karl Hitler
>>150350343Mrs. Ziggler
>>150350474>>150359021I feel like there should be exceptions if it's a SIMPSONS Funko, no?
>>150350343Now you know why he ended up that way.
>>150361151No? Why would a Simpsons Funko be any different? The only good Funkos are the ones made for characters who have simplistic chibi designs to begin with. The Wall-E and Eve Funkos are actually really good, because they, unlike most Funkos, actually look like the characters they are supposed to represent.
