Thoughts?
>>150350652Does she have a unibrow?
>Retarded zoomers and gen alphas who don't know jack shit about greek history/mythology think Penelope being from Sparta means she was some combat capable warrior girlbossWay to completely miss the point of why Penelope was a great character in the original myths, now these retard zoomers are trying to make Penelope some girlboss and replacing Odysseus as the main character in his own story
Sparta was lame. Athens was cooler.
>>150350907Everyone jerks off over that teh epic "THIS IS SPARTA" moment, but in real life, The Spartans ended up regretting doing that and Athens were the ones who ended up winning that war anyway
>>150350652Frank Miller was Sparta's greatest PR agent
>In a world inspired by ancient Greece, 17-year-old Penelope attends an elite high school with the other famous heirs of the Athenian Empire — Achilles, Helen, Circe, Agamemnon and, of course, Odysseus. These teen royals are competitive at everything they do, including how they have fun, before they return to rule their kingdoms.>But Penelope isn’t like the rest of them; she’s a dutiful daughter on a secret mission given to her by her father, the King of Sparta — a mission to free her people from Athens’ imperialist grasp. For Penelope, high school isn’t a party, it’s war. What starts as a coming-of-age high school dramedy, shifts to an epic adventure as these teens from opposite worlds must learn to trust each other in order to save their friends from an insidious threat.
>>150351147Into the trash pile it goes
>>150351399How many of these are just fujos writing gay fanfiction smut?
You the type of dude to unironically read Icebreakers
>>150350652could be cool
>>150351147>modern greek mythos>high-school setting>by the french>fortiche specificallyThis is gonna be the gayest shit ever, isn't it
>>150351853Surprisingly none.But every single one of them is a "modern feminist retelling of a classic story" where its just ancient women talking like modern women and complaing about men. And the women are "Capabale-tm" and dont need men and all that.
>>150354653They'll be at least 3 homo-relationships and Penelope is gonna have sex with a woman at least once.
>>150354687Song Of Achilles is really the only one that has that featured prominently. And now because of that bitch I can't look up any other media about Achilles that doesn't have the same gay shit being spammed. This is one of my favorite songs and half the comments are about him and Patroclus being butt buddieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_V76Dm42bY
>>150351147The Lamb Kebab Games
>>150351010I'd give more credit to Herodotus and other classic authors who sucked Sparta's cock. Nobody would give a fuck about them if Herodotus didn't stroke the shaft and tickle the balls of Sparta.>>150351147Yes, Sparta needs to be free to be shitty at Peloponnesian hegemony and enslaving two thirds of its population! Athens was also shit but Sparta shittier.
>>150351010Sparta's good PR goes all the way back to the Greeks themselves. The Greek writers all hyped up Sparta because in ancient Greece only rich landlords could afford to write for leisure, and Sparta was the landlordiest oligarchy of landlords in all of Greece, where even the merely wealthy landlords got ground into the dirt by a tiny clique of a gigarich landlords. Naturally the landlords who wrote all of what would become our primary sources thought that was awesome.
>>150351147Wow this is fucking garbage
>>150350907The moment Sparta lost all it's aura was when it became a tourist trap for wealthy romans
>>150354687>where its just ancient women talking like modern women and complaing about men.so accurate? You guys act like women haven't always been exactly like they are now.
>>150354818>This is one of my favorite songsBut... But why?
>>150350652Is it About the Sparta?
>>150350766Zoomers don't even know those myths, they just see movies referencing them
