Haha you are now disabled.
I like white pinpoint eyes
>>150350784
why so wheelchair- janker
>>150350784i hate when this happens
This might as well be canon
>SKEDABBIE SKEDOODLE>YOUR SPINE IS NOW A DOODLE
has the joker ever raped a baby? I mean, he totally has killed some and even eaten them but what about rape? will batman ever acknowledge the baby rape allegations or will he keep defending the clown?
>>150351115what an odd thing to ask
Joker crippling Barbara feels like DC trying to one-up Marvel when Green Goblin kills Gwen Stacy.
the joker was rehearsing disability and spine related puns under his breath outside the door probably for a full 10 minutes
>>150351178it's a perfectly fine thing to ask
>>150351115I'm sure Garth Ennis has contemplated this as well
Weird how Batman has the tech to build space stations, giant robots, and can even build a suit that can bring the dead back to life, but one bullet wound to the spine was just too much for him to fix.
Or 1 bullet to his temple apparently
>>150351314Why does Bat-Barbie need to be an expert surgeon too, anon? But we both know why he couldn't do it.
>>150350835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z0JhcWURDY
>>150352155>Character unlocked: Barbara (Disabled)
>>150351422I never understood the point of this story. It’s just some loser fantasizing about killing Batman. I thought I was missing something when I read it as a kid but it’s still as meaningless when I read it now.
>>150352303I think it's supposed to satirize the sort of comic fan who tries to be clever in LCS or forums by imagining up easy, humiliating ways heroes could be killed by someone like them, and then when you point out how off kilter such thoughts are they go on a second rant about how he's perfectly normal and will be and everyone agrees even God.Which just cements they're some sort of fledgling narcissist.You can see the sort of thing from Ennis or in Death Battle threads.
>>150350784Nothing personal kid
>>150351314He literally did have a fix for it…
>>150351422Gretchy’s pp is stretchingGretchy’s pp us hard
>>150351115>And made him drink the souplmao. I can't be the only one
>>150353010no I had a sip of the soup too
Harley had to drink the baby soup...
>>150352771The thing is batman can be easily killed by someone like deathtroke or just some random stray shot
>>150350784Alan Moore is a great writer, with great prose and good story plotting, but Goddamn if he didn't have the creative instincts of a fucking 12 year old.Maybe it was unique back when he first did it in the 70s and 80s, but now it's hard to take some of those stories seriously at all.>Hey Alan, write a final story for the silver age Superman>Alright I'm going to have Jimmy Olsen, Lana Lang, Krypto, and the Legion of Superheroes all be murdered, and then all of the villains are going to be more evil than usual and then Superman will die!!11!!1!1I don't know why people jerk that story off like they do. It's not a good Superman story. >Hey Moore, want to write Batman?>Sure, let me write about Batgirl being crippled and sexually abused and used to torture her own father. And then Batman will murder the JokerAm I wrong? This is like FanFiction.net shit from 2006.
Did the Joker rape her or did he just strip her to humiliate her further.
>>150353010I just got done finishing dead rising classic for the first time so this caught me by surprise
in arkham asylum he sends pictures of dead babies to doctor young as a threat
>>150353587He rubbed white and red paint on her crotch to imply stuff but nothing happened. He thought it was funnier that way
>>150353679That's the thing about the Joker. Sexual stuff doesn't seem his style. I cannot visualise him having sex with anyone for any reason.
DC should make all batman comics, videogames, films and tvshows and spinoffs goofy lighthearted campy stuff on the level of adam west's batman and make it unchangeable company policy no matter how much money it loses them, just to piss off the muh grim and gritty realism bros
>>150353741I happen to like both. For fun they should take a really serious new batman villian and make that an entirely silly lighthearted 60's style batman villian and take a stupidly silly villian concept from 60's batman, like Egghead, and make him a gritty deranged psychopath in the comics.
>>150350784Why the Hawaiian outfit?
>>150354060why not
>>150353540Those aren't the only stories he wrote for DC at the time, he wrote 'For The Man Who Has Everything' for Superman Annual 11, which is still up there as one of the greatest Superman stories of all-time.
>>150353708I think Joker is asexual
>>150354243I think the last thing joker cares about is sexual identity.
"why so paraplegic?"-juggler
>>150351115Did he really do that
>>150353708Wouldnt impregnating babs actually drive gordon insane?
>>150354502>Help! My paraplegic daughter is giving birth to the JERKERS son!
>>150354344Never shown in a comic, and Joker is a notorious chronic liar, could've just made it up to make Lex think he was harder than he actually is.
>>150354223>posting the edit
Reminder that the comic ends with Batman killing the Joker
>>150354682that's up to the reader to guess
>>150354682Yes, the canon comic that had ramifications for decades ended with the Joker's death.
>>150354750To be fair, there are at least three different Jokers
>>150354788Thats not canon. But this is.
>>150354344Probably not, evildoer as he is, he's also a pathological liar and likes to fuck with people.
why did the jickler do that
>>150353540Superman does not die in Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow and Batman does not kill the Joker in The Killing Joke.
>>150354682No it doesn't. You can read Moore's own script. This "interpretation" is some utter nonsense some asshole starting pushing as fact once.
>>150354060He broke out of Arkham's insane asylum, the gag being he's only a visiting tourist of the sane world.
>>150355412>>150355426*facepalm* Epic FAIL!
I like the juxtaposition of a very realistic gruff looking guy and this robbie rotten asshole with bright red waxlips
>>150354682>>150355426It's amazing how retarded the average reader is. The story begins and ends with the exact same panel: ripples from raindrops in a puddle, it's about the cyclical nature of Batman and Joker's relationship, always destined to begin and end in the exact same spot, never progressing or changing, always fated to keep doing the same dance forever.
>>150355426And that asshole's name? Grant Morrison
>>150351115If you find a way to make this odd action funny, then yes, he possibly did
>>150350917Smug Harley watching makes it pretty hot
>>150351115This is just ridiculous cringe lord stuff.
>>150351314He only knew how to fix backs when Bane broke his back. He would love to fix backs, he'd fix backs in a nanosecond. The problem is he doesn't have that technology anymore. He used to, but he destroyed that technology, and it's a painful process to build it back.
>>150351422> Batman: Black & White> In ColorOne job.
>>150353587It's supposed to be ambiguous, but I doubt Joker can get it up
>>150354502> Breaks into Gordon's House> Shoots daughter > Crippled for life> Rapes her> In the chaos, frenzy, and fallout no one even thinks to check her or track her period > Slowly, months later, the realization slowly dawns on her, followed by an ever growing and frenzied panic> Rushes to the hospital, only to have her worst, most unspeakable fears confirmed > Through raw, desperate wails of agony she informs her minbroken and impotently enraged Father > Months of cold, tense progression as the demon seed grows within her, culminating in a mad dash to Gotham General> A wild, pained birth that leaves her in a coma, dangling between life and death> Lost, broken, placed on semi-permanent bereavement Gordon turns to the one thing left in his life: his grandson. > Long, countless nights tick by as Gordon wrestles with his deepest demons. Finding himself at the bottom of countless bottles staring at the collicky baby, contemplating the unthinkable > Slowly, the hell child's eyes take on a bright recognition, his goos and gurgles almost forming words as he smiles at his caregiver, showing Gordon an unshakeable love he hath almost forgotten could exist. > Slowly, he learns to rise above and recognize the innocence of a newborn and that no child can inherit the sins of their Father. > Gordon learns to love again as he vows to do right by Barbara's child and raise him to be the man he's meant to be, the man he should have been, and a child that can make Barbara proud> Looking down at his grandson with a kind, paternal smile Gordon gasps as his little hands seem to bat at the nape of his soft neck> Grasping hold, he yanks the skin forward and off, revealing the most dastardly of vizards amidst a hellish, endless cackle> It was the Joker the whole time
>>150353587I doubt it, I can easily imagine him stripping barbara for the pleasure of torturing gordon for a 'did he?' but I can't see him actually doing it. Doing sexual thing is far to human for the joker.
>>150351115So what if Batman comes after you? He's just gonna toss you into Arkham, maybe with a couple bruises but mostly in one piece. Everybody and their mother has broken out of Arkham at least once anyway. Just kill the damn clown.
>>150357176kek
>>150355517Great retort, you idiot.
>>150350917I hate how they've retconned Harley into these earlier years. She's supposed to be a plucky young psychologist, introduced after Robin became Nightwing and Batgirl became Oracle.
