Aaaaaany day now; also homestuck.com is doing the whole re-release deal
>>150350989First for the Dark CarnivalHONKhonk
You should let us know when the next bunch of pages are uploaded
>>150350767The comic is already going at a snails pace it can’t afford that
>>150350989
>>150350989Im sorry for doubting you mr huss
>>150351142Sis Strider would have sent tit pics to Dave's friends without revealing who it was from.
>>150351159>jade was raised by a dog and doesn't know what tits are>john deletes them because he's a good boy>rose shlicks to them every night and only realises they're from her ectobio mother when she goes god-tier
>>150351025Trust ze process anon
>The official site can be read on mobile>You can play the interactive pages on mobile while reading on the official site tooIt's fucking surreal to me having the official site actually be functional instead of a useless piece of shit.
>>150351203Rose would be pissed that she doesn't have the pics anymore once she god-tiers
> the homestuck anime finally becomes real> dream come true> feel too old to be really into homestuck now, interests have changedFuck
>>150351203>AltSis Dirk uses this as an excuse to rp therapy with Rose>Tries with John but gets lovingly nakedashi'd>Jade fucks her into the ground with her glowing green dog dick>AltSis got some good notes for her psychology thesis on Bionicles that day
we are homing in on the stuck
>>150351277>Am also too old>But luckily am autistic in the 'is never going to grow up emotionally' kind of wayI know it's the cringe type of autism that people always dunk on, but it has it's upsides sometimes.
>>150350989It hasn't been talked about a lot, but there's also some new stuff that gets posted every re-release update. Mostly small doodles and such from Hussie's concept sketchbook, like this Horsaroni one and the first drafts of the aspect symbols.
>>150351325Are these posted in the discord or on the website
>>150351309Kanaya: Attempt to eat Dirk
>>150351354Discord
>>150351325>Juicy butt slutWhat did he MEAN by this?
>>150351370hope players are butt sluts
>>150351370Slut of Butt
>>150351354Yeah, it's in the Discord, sadly. It's the 'exclusive content' channel.
>>150351370>"I want a tattoo of a fat chick on my lower back." the butterfly said.
>>150351413>>150351367ah okay thanks
>>150351325>hope symbol is a womb tattooNigaa
>>150351392Oh that makes sense. I haven't read homestuck in a long time but if I'm remembering correctly Jake was said to have a nice ass.
>>150351370Hope is the aspect of liesThe anus is where sperm go to dieThe Hole of Hope
>>150350989>also homestuck.com is doing the whole re-release dealHow badly did it get censored and sanitized compared to the original?
>>150351869We don't know yet because they're releasing it in batches.
>>150351869They are using the Post Retcon panels (ones with John's arms being shown).
>>150351869So far, it's still the same as before. 'Octoroon' is still in, and so is 'retarded'.
>>150351869
>>150352121They have stated outright that they intend to make no changes to any of the content of the site for the re-release.So there will be no sensitization or alteration, based on their own statements.>>150352146I know you're referring to the Youtube video link, however this link actually didn't exist in the official release and was added by the UHC project after the fact (in fact, as far as I'm aware, any and all youtube links in the UHC are additions and were not present in the original version of Homestuck).
>>150351142
>>150351869Contrary to popular belief, Hussie changing the Caucasian joke because he found some of his fans annoying does not mean he is rewriting all of Homestuck to be PC. Turns out when someone writes paragraphs about their motivation you could take them at their word.
>>150352287Yeah he pretty explicitly stated that he wasn't even making that change for PC reasons, but rather just because he found the entire argument from both sides of the fandom annoying as fuck and didn't want to deal with it any more.
>>150351203>>jade was raised by a dog and doesn't know what tits areshe's 13 her own tits would've already started growing in
>>150352270HNNNNNG
>>150352287>>150352313Do you think enough time has passed now that when they get to Act 6 they will use the original Caucasian joke or will they just leave it peachy?
>>150352270You have to give a source, I'm begging you
>>150352374Have two separate linksTimeline splitAn entire new alternate progression of Act 6 from that point continuing from Caucasian
>>150352374Peachy.
>>150352374I hope they change it to Yakubian
>>150352374That would probably cause a bigger negative reaction now than it did back then
>>150352415KEK we can only hope.
>>150352415>trickster arc is now the tricknology arcplease hussie make this happen it would be so fucking funny
>>150352270is bro strider a himbo?
>>150352356>>150352387Sorry to dissapoint, but thats it.
>>150352492Its the strilondes natural impulse to gravitate towards Egbert cock
>>150352454>tricknology mode is just the same as trickster mode, except the affected person's eyes and hair become blue and blonde respectively instead of a random colour
>>150352516Wrong picture, but fitting regardless
>>150352493ty regardless anon
>>150352415newgens would be mindbroken by such deep lore
>>150352550looks like it was drawn by hussie himself
>>150352516It doesn't just affect them, Hell, even I want some.
idk what to make her actual normal clothes so i drew a seifuku
>>150351413>Yeah, it's in the Discord, sadly. It's the 'exclusive content' channel.execute hussie now
>>150353000FRAUDko the stuffer of bras
>>150352255>I know you're referring to the Youtube video link, however this link actually didn't exist in the official release and was added by the UHC project after the fact (in fact, as far as I'm aware, any and all youtube links in the UHC are additions and were not present in the original version of Homestuck).[citation needed]
>>1503530004stuck anon r u back
>>150353000>MaikoFor real?!
>>150353000p-pretty...
>>150353000>Maiko at last.
>>150353000>so i drew a seifukushe just desperately wants to relive her highschool days so she dresses up when no ones looking
>>150352550who drew this? looks just like hussies drawings lol.
>>150353000Who be
>>150353063https://web.archive.org/web/20100113081154/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001920
GOD I want to SHOOT MY LOAD into ROSE'S FERTILE WOMB
>>150353000She looks like she listens to hyperpop and nightcore
>>150353330We Know Jade
>>150353330based she needs penile correction
I want AradiaI crave AradiaI need Aradia
>>150353367
>>150353482Thank you.
>>150352270That's a cute John design
>>150351413how do you get that channel
>>150353000Here u go anon
>>150353482
Official Hussie Art
>>150353482puts the fun in funeral
>>150353966Know what I’d simp too
>>150353963
My new favourite pastime is going onto the HS discord, into the new reader channel and laugh at what they think TT, TG and GG look like
>>150354318>They came up with their own names for them>The shitty fan-art of what they 'might' look likeThis is peak.Actual Homestuck resurgence in 2025 what the fuck.
>>150354318>Lily, Mike, EdenBless their souls man
>>150354318How have they agreed on names
>>150354318Damn, I'm having flashbacks to all the fanart of the trolls before they were revealed.>>150354372Well it's a single discord channel, so they're all in communication and came to a consensus.
>>150354318Look at them, pure and innocent.
>>150354318Adorable
>>150354318I bet there's fakers pretending in there
>>150354512>Proceeds to really only fight off Hussie during Collide and open a McGuffin during Act 7.
>>150354318Someone post the panopticon of slash
>>150354692qrd?
>>150354318>>150354692Nevermind I found it>>150354739Pic related
>>150354765>terminallyCapricious, cruel trickster out to cause as much as grief as possibleokay, but that one was a scarily accurate prediction for 2009
>>150354931I would love to have seen that guy when Murderstuck happened.
>>150354765Wow, they predicted Aranea
>>150353966Nice
>>150351325Who got the JUICY BUTT SLUT classpect
>>150355059porrim
>>150355059Meenah
>>150355059Feferi
>>150355124Space player, always a breedslut. Next!>>150355125That fits.
>>150355059roxy
>>150355154
>>150355059Everyone else is kidding themselves, that's clearly Jake.
>>150355173dirk is a bottom thoughever
>>150351325tag yourself I'm the tadpole aspect
SupremeRuby Rogue of Space, you are a FAGGOT.
>>150355187he's like 80% top
Vriska would use>L'Etranger>Your Eternal Reward>Cloak and DaggerTo try to pub stomp, get killed, and then switch back to phlog pyro
goodnight I'm off to daydream about how my session would go to sleep
>>150355059Nepeta
>>150355331im going to cross paradox space to ruin it
>>150355387Nepeta would never be a slut
>music from [s] Enter doesn't go away until you reload the pageHussie you HACK FRAUD
>>150355331Don't worry. I'm in good with the horrorterrors. I'll make sure >>150355436 stays a respectable distance away.
>>150355444Nepeta wants to be a slut but nobody will fuck her
>>150355508A terrifying scenario
>>150355228
>>150355534She's so pretty I could die; Thank you for sharing.
So, as it turns out, for the Rerelease event, the site will not be updating on the weekends (presumably to allow people who don't have much time to read during the week to catch up with the content released during the week).This means there's basically two ways to read along with the event. You can either read every day as soon as new pages are added, or you can set aside some time each weekend and do a weekly read of the material that came out that week.
>>150354512terezi was still in the right for killing though her plan to fight jack would've gotten everyone killed
>>150355595everyone was dead anyway, what's a couple more?
THIS is what the new readers on the discord think the beta kids look like (and are named).John - JohnRose - LilyDave - MikeJade - Eden (Metal Tog)
>>150355534Never pay more than twenty bucks for a video game
>>150355639This is a really really good Jadelet
>>150355639alt-reality homestuck
>>150355639close enough
>>150355508
So would the new metastuck be-Hussie's discord server fandom-Rainbow Rumpus Asshole Forums-nu-definitely-not-HSG-???
>>150355642Never pay more than twenty bucks for a video game
>>150355720r/homestuck, maybe hstwt
>>150355720twitterbecause someone has to fit the tumblr shaped hole in metastuck's heart
>>150355639Grimdorks-spiderbre8th hybrid…
>>150355720deviant art but it's a robot now
>>150355534I imagine almost all the beta trolls to have this same unkept, thick, choppy, messy jungle hair
>>150355639>Metal Tog?
I hate Dirk so goddamn much
I like Dirk so goddamn much
I want to fuck Aradia so goddamn hard
>>150355228Fuck it, you've inspired me.Tavros:>Soda popper>Winger>AtomizerLikes Scout's movement and is surprisingly decent aim, but cannot for the life of him avoid dying to sentries and snipers.Karkat:>Stock Rocket launcher>Concheror>Disciplinary actionAverage skill, actually prefers Shotgun and Escape plan but runs his loadout due to constantly having shitty teammates that need that extra push.Nepeta:>Stock revolver/Diamondback>KunaiEnjoys being able to ambush and pick off her foes. Pretty good at trickstabbing but prefers stealthier play. Equius often comes to her aid even if she can clearly handle herself.Equius:>Huntsman>Cozy camper>KukriNot the greatest and often defaults to just meleeing if particularly frustrated. Still takes the game rather seriously and will go for objectives.Eridan:>Bazaar Bargain/Stock>Jarate>BushwackaMenace to enemy team. Quiet and passive while playing but if targeted he will bitch at his team for not protecting him.Gamzee:>Degreaser>Gas passer>LolichopBelow-average. Unsuccessfully tries getting the enemy to taunt with him. Habit of just wandering off to explore the map. Can usually be seen getting lost on Mario kart servers. Terezi:>Tomislav>Second banana>KGB/GRUVERY aggressive for a heavy. Will head glitch, pre-rev, and use flanks whenever she can. Ironically very solid aim. Likes taunting after getting a kill and has perfected the timing on her Pootis+Schadenfreude combo.Aradia:>Rescue ranger/Shotgun>Wrangler>JagAlternates between regular playstyle and using the wrangler to get into funny spots. Does always make sure to place a dispenser for her team. Somehow keeps getting into Engi vs Engi fights.Kanaya:>Vaccinator>Overdose>Solemn vowDecent enough medic. Pockets anyone who asks. Rather poor game sense, though.Sollux:>Stock grenade launcher>Stock sticky bomb>PanThe top-scoring Demoman that makes you reevaluate your self perceived skill level.Feferi:>Honestly I don't fucking know
>>150355228No she would dedicate her life playing Sniper just so she can hope the entire lobby obsesses over her aim calling her a cheater effectively making her the center of attention. If she had Tavros though, he would go kritz pocket while she goes Soldier/Demo and they would only ever show their faces to the enemy when he's fully charged rinse and repeat.
>>150355813
>>150355738Twitter is Tumblr but even younger and stupider
>>150352374They probably change it again to not seem weird or reference the original.
iceberg of new reader headcanons and speculations so far
>>150351367I really hate joining servers that have thousands of people, hundreds of channels and so many settings to configure, JESUS
Watch them tone down everyone but Eridan
>>150357128Based.This is something that should definitely be made.
>>150357521incredible bit would be to tone up his racism>stewwpid fucking lowwblood nigger
>>150350989You know that will never happen, anon.
>>150355534>>150355228>>150356383>>150356430reminded me this exists. I actually used it for a little bit long agohttps://gamebanana.com/mods/193417
>>150358271man, looking at that made me feel really uneasy.
>>150352270>>150352493Still, what's the source?
>>150358899>8 hours agoI don't think he'll be replying, but i hope to be proven wrong.
>>150358899sweetstuffiemilk, they dont have anything else about sis strider>>150358967picrel
>>150354318Heh, its funny because it took me a long time to realise that this is even a retcon arm even after seeing the retcon
>>150359089I honestly never even noticed that was there even on subsequent read throughs
Its pretty telling about the mods attitudes torwards Homestuck when these threads are allowed backt the moment the series is hitting new peaks of cancerous.
>>150355720Tumblr just puppeting Twitter like jack english
>>150354318As dumb as it sounds. I kind of want some to draw a pre reveal John,
>>150359089all these people are roleplaying
>>150355639Do early conversations imply this is a thing
>>150359424It's a lot to extrapolate, I'll say that.
>>150354318how do they prevent assholes spoiling these innocent cinnamon rolls that are probably too young to even remember the cinnamon roll meme>2014jesus christ
>>150359424I think it's a bit early for that symbol to exist?
>>150359424>>150359489>>150359496her name is gardenGnosticyou guys DO know that gnosticism is where yaldabaoth comes form right?
>>150359512Oh yeah I always forget she has that in her handle.
>>150359512well lemme just say to the artist that is a dogshit lion head
>>150351203>lonely teenager with internet access in 08 doesn't know what tits areI can understand not getting kissed or laid, but how did you manage to go throughout middle and high school without talking to girls altogether?
>>150359247boom
>>150356057so true brother
>>150359566Glorious..And kind of accurate when you look at problem sleuth
>>150359492Only those with the 'new reader' role can interact with the channel
>>150359768what other roles are there
My headcanon is that as soon as a kernelsprite is made in the new sburb session, Terezi will barge in some poor soul's home and throw john's body into it
>>150359776A lot lol just check out the discord
>>150359783i believe that the speed at which johnsprite comes into existence is directly tied to current public reception of HS:BC. the worse it is, the faster johnsprite shows up, so they can try to shit out june as fast as possible in hopes that it will counteract whatever hypothetical thing made people hate the comic this time.
>>150357683based AM
>>150359783>>150359890>all the other betas got sprite forms>they're all fusions with opposite sex animalsI wanna keep thinking of it as some Jungian His Dark Materials thing, not a trans movement thing.
>>150353000>THIS is the girl Alan and Rachel are simping for
this commentary man
>>150360171What's the financial comparison to "And then the ships that won were the most retarded shit ever"?
>>150360184 "I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people"
>>150360171>>150360184>>150360215>Shipping stock market.Folks, we found yet another potential Nepeta Variant.
>>150360793the kitten of wall street
>>150361323>Wall StreetFits perfectly without even changing anything.
When a doomed ship seems like it's about to pick up steam again but then crashes even harder? Call that the dead cat bounce
I owe grey women sex
>>150362022T-That's alright, anon. You don't owe us anything. You, uhh, shouldn't 8e so hard on yourself
It is amazing what grey skin, horns and quite quirky personalities can do to a mans lust.
>>150360184"Irrational exuberance" -- Alan Greenspan"The markets can remain irrational for longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes"Black swan event" -- Random portuguese sailor
>>150362399American Airlines Flight 93 shortly before Gamzee hijacks the plane
>>150362399this just makes me think of a con air shitpost that replaces every actor with homestuck characters
>>150362399I looked for loss
>>150362420>Caliborn on the same flight as Kurdoz, Gamzee and Damara.This is clearly a group hijacking about to happen.
>>150359890The first prototype is obviously Liv.
>>150362221I don't know why Aradia and Feferi affect me so much
>>150362630Aggressive cheeriness, perhaps?
>>150362638Ah, yeah, there it is
ARF ARF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF HOT MAMA
>>150362700Both Built for Egbert cock.
>>150362700I agree anonfemDave is really hot
>>150352817who drew this
>>150362700nobody does r63 like homestuck artists fuck man
can a homestuck boy love an mlp girl
>>150363088they are meant to be
>>150363088>an mlp girlI don't fuck whales
>>150355720>Hussie's discord server fandom>Rainbow Rumpus Asshole ForumsThese two are the same, it’s corpo shill land.
>>150357128Why are you stalking 11 year olds onlineAre you a kid toucher
>>150363231Is Viz even working with Homestuck anymore? Them scrapping the shitty old (new) website they did seems to indicate no.
>>150363255Viz is not the corpo shill at this point, Hussie is.
>>150363255Viz contract expired in 2024
>>150363322I fail to follow your logic, what corporation is he shilling for?
What does Viz even do these days besides be irrelevant
>>150363353They translate chainsaw man
>>150363353they publish all the popular manga and anime popular with gen z/a, chainsaw man, one piece, naruto and the like
reminder to have sex with lily
>>150363518if only her comic would update, it's been like a month
>>150359287
>>150363518a face perfect ghetto gaggers and facialabuse
>>150353000>>150353966>>150363537Maiko really haunting the unoffical hsg narrative
>>150363537lol look at this flat bitch. literal cardboard.
>>150363345The like 5 different shell companies with “fan artists” running homestuck right now that are directly controlled by hussie?The new discord and fraf are run by the same people
>>150363855Its good
>>150363537Aradia is her spirit troll
>>150363999So do Alan and Rachel just like flatties or is she stuffing her bra?
>>150364075she's a void player, she's good at hidin' 'em
>>150364050I'd love to just hug her. She looks so soft
>>150363974I'm still failing to see what the issue is with the creator of a series running a team of people to continue said series and spinoffs.
>>150364205if her class was thief she could steal bigger boobs from the void
>>150364243okay you’re underaged no worriesDid I say “no he should have all money ripped out of his hands and live on the street like a polish orphan”? No you dumbfuck. I called him a corpo shill because he is. He is running the corpo. That he is shilling. Blurring the line between what’s corpo and what’s fandom is detrimental to both, just be honest about what is what.
>>150363545>>150363518Shoot cum ropes between her tooth gap
>>150364546"Corpo shill" is a pretty charged term. Normally you say it when you're displeased with someone's behavior. Now you're doing this wishy washy 'oh it's just a value neutral description'? Say what you mean or don't, you're a grown man.
>>150363255Viz dropped his ass after the disaster of the epilogues.
>>150363088Shouldn't it be reversed?
>>150360184That Hussie entirely thinks in TVTropes pages and bases his personality and writing around that instead of anything good.
>>150364828It really should be.
>>150364738> Say what you meanI did it’s not that fucking complicated you autistCan you get your head out of sperg land for 5 seconds please?The places run directly by hussie (the corpo) are places that shill the corpo (The shitcord and fra forums), hence they are corpo shill places. This is clear and easyWhat you seem to have some wierd hangup over >>150363345 is acknowledging that hussie et al is a corpo. Which is retarded of you.
>>150364918What is a 'corpo'?
>>150364978Corporations, big industries, the one that owns the damn thing and so on.How the fuck is that something not known in 2025 when youre practically bombarded by them at every corner.
>>150364828Every girl I know regrets Homestuck but not Horse
>>150365015I think that anon had gotta be a ESL
Homestuck started being a source of happiness for me again like yesterday. Who believed it could happen
>>150365017Makes sense, one is in the library of congress and the other is not.
I wonder where the entirety of Homestuck (the prompts, narration and chatlogs) lie in the library of Babel
>>150365241it's right here
>>150365281kek
>>150364978The fag who owns the shit
>>150365015What counts as big enough to qualify for the label? Is it a dollar amount, a number of employees, a quantity of hits on a website?
>>150365281interesting
>>150365281>>150365436what is this
>>150365436I mean its not wrong.
>>150365546I love ellith fezzit she makes me feel so good
>>150365546Cullbait lowblood
>>150365546need ellith
>>150365281Why would it say this
>>150364978If they’re shilling stuff to make a profit on you, and you can’t walk to their place of business from where you live - that’s a corpo.
>>150365948>anyone who makes money over the internet is a corpoKarkat would have at least 2 pesterlogs worth of rants to throw at you
>>150365572>>150365546>>150365706I believe that Ellith is actually the best troll girl out of any adventure. It's too bad it's not that popular yet so we get no porn other than from the creator
>>150366027patience anon they will come in due time
>>150365948What a completely arbitrary definition, complete with a sentimental cut-out for 'muh small bizness'. You basically just reinvented bourgeois and petit bourgeois but for retards.
>>150365478https://libraryofbabel.info/
>>150366217pussy with a vice grip...
>>150366217And the fool threw this away.
>>150366282She lost her womb.
>>150366291They both got screwed one way or the other.
>>150366217>smerpmood killer
>Just woke up and checked the Newgen channels in the discord>The new readers have assigned each of the beta kids to a type of insect>One of them has tried to translate the gibberish that the Kernelsprite speaks when John prototypes it>"The Kernelcipher">The only coherent sentence they could get from it was "You lose this time"These Newgens are something else.
>>150366388>The new readers have assigned each of the beta kids to a type of insect>Trolls are kinda insects.Okay that one HAS to be on purpose.
>>150366421I genuinely don't think so, none of their assigned insects are eusocial/hive dwelling.It's more stuff like lady bugs and crickets. Which don't evoke the trolls at all.
>>150366466Ah okay, that one stood out for a moment like that. Still, those guys seem to be having a good time then, damn.
>>150366299Gay and a tranny, what a way to die.
>>150366421Could be just a Silksong thing.
>>150366291Why don't they just alchemize a new one?
>>150366586Please spoiler that shit, it jumpscared me
>>150366681accidents happen. you’re a father now.
>>150366681Weak newgen, you'd never survive the heyday.
>>150366551Funny how Silksong came out before hiveswap
>>150366760Deltarune chapter 3 and 4 came out before hiveswap act 3Silksong came outbefore hiveswap act 3Hades 2 is leaving early access before hiveswap act 3
>>150350989Animation is a children's medium. Grow up and use live action.
>>150366816Half life 4 before hiveswap at this rate
>>150366835>live action Vriska
>>150366027Is this anything? https://files.catbox.moe/eviizv.png
>>150366835>not me, I watch big boy movies like Spider-Man
>>150366858nta but that's pretty good. Any more that isn't from moonrunes?
Man, Rosebot new design is so amazing. Haven is so talented
>>150366955What do you mean isn't from moonrunes
>>150367020Most Ellith nsfw is made by moonrunes, the creator of Prisounebound like what >>150366027 is talking about
>>150367020I think he just means if theres more fanart than straight from the source.
>>150367044I see, I read it wrongbut no
>>150366816Star Citizen's gonna be done, isn't it
>>150367005She looks like she corrupts nuns
>>150367005CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
>>150366715Wonder how BD is doing with all the new homestuck stuff
>>150367243>Im going to fuck this robot so hard, people will think a episode of Berserk 2016 is playing.
>>150367263he married a jade cosplayer and apparently writes books now
>>150367299jej
>>150367111I think there's one on rule34 but I'm too lazy to search for it
>>150367243It's criminal how the new rosebot design only has one piece of porn and its by xenopavilia
>>150367551of course it is, nobody else is stupid enough to stick around for 2.
>>150367452>andrew hussie but good
>>150367587>andrew hussie but pregnant fetish instead of mind control fetish
>>150366096Imo (nta but sorta see where they’re hopefully coming from) it’s the difference between knowing the person personally. If you do that’s a real person - that’s me buying my eggs from Kevin etc. , if not - that’s just a business and that business is run by “corpos”. And to be clear - none of that internet stalker, parasocial crap counts as “knowing them personally”). No matter how much time people here or elsewhere in the fandom have invested digging into hussie’s life and thoughts, that’s not someone you actually know. Same deal with v-tubers or streamers. It’s financially advantageous for them to *pretend* that they’re part of the first group; but that is just a veneer to make money off of people.
>>150367005Rosebot, Vrissy, and the sexy aradia cherub outfit are the only good things to come out of HS^2
>>150366858doesnt work for me
>>150367661>the method by which all life proliferatesvs>the delusions of worms who want nothing but to lick boots
>>150367452God there's going to be a manhunt to find which book series was written by the homestuck pregnant artist like how they tried to get dirty on tamsyn muir aren't tehy
>>150367891nvm i see it now
>>150367797What about this lovely old lady
>>150366858HOCHEEMAMA WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS??
>>150367910Who
>>150367936Dead
>>150367910The locked tomb gal?
>>150368030Meemaw has been alive for many thousand years and will continue to do so
>>150367895Most life doesn’t proliferate through pregnancy. I think the only characters that did in the comic are Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J.
>>150367949I made it
>>150368035>>150367987Yeah. She's a former Homestuck fanfic writer (if you couldn't tell from just... everything in it), and she wrote stuff like Dualscar/Feferi.Like stuff that's not even actually all that bad, not like that one Steven Universe review gal who did a whole series about Rainbow Dash raping Scootaloo, but just normal ass fanfic stuff, and they were trying to bring her down over that.
>>150368080holy based
>>150368068Guy Fierri, Sassacre and both Dad Egbert/Crocker.
>>150367936>>150368054>meemawIf anyone was actually reading this shit I swear there’d be outcry about it being racist
>>150368118Meemaw is a southern term, not a fucking black grandma term
>>150368115Guy Fieri iirc was made in an ecto-vat. >>150368068But yeah there are a couple - fedorafreak too. And Joey, Jude, and Obama are all Jake’s direct descendants.
>>150368083No I knew she made homestuck fanfic and what not, what astounds me is someone would have something against her.>if you couldn't tell from just... everything in itYeah the long winded monologues just read like homestuck some times
>>150368179Must have missed Flavor Town being a ecto-vat, huh.
>>150368127It doesn’t have to make sense, this has been proven already. That’s why it’d be funny
>>150368198>what astounds me is someone would have something against herBut she wrote ships they didn't like.
>>150368221It’s been a while since I went through skaianet but iirc he was made by condy specifically as some fucked up mix of Oliver Hardy and Sassacre. And I think he’s named after feferi too for some reason?
>>150368249Oh yeah bd talked mad shit about homestuck fans and did shit like jade giving birth, he's fucked if they ever find him lmao
>>150368317Just checked the wiki, apparently him and the Insane Clown Posse.As if him being the Anti-Christ wasn´t already silly enough.
>>150368368With Helltier being a thing too, it is "CHRISTIANITY BAD" kind of moral going on.
>>150368454I don´t think theres any of that going on, Anti-Christ is just the best way to say that a guy is Hitler+ Tier.
>>150368483Vriska is Hitler? Not Meenah or Jane?
>>150368528Jane is trump, silly
>>150368454Iirc they went with helltier because it rolls of the tongue better (and has 8 letters in it) and honestly I have to agree
>>150368368The ICP is also anti-pregnancy too
>>150368528Why would Meenah be Hitler tier, she hasn´t done any Hitlering, thats all Condy.Jane is Hitler tier though, no argument there.
>>150368454No it’s just edgy to attract viziepop
>>150368569Of course they are, they wanted everyone dead, you arent pro-pregnancy with that endgoal in mind by default.
>>150368543Trump is trump. He’s in skaianet tooHe was a good guy
>>150368556Yet theme of Christianity is barely touched upon in Epilogues/HSBC with the Beta/Alpha Kids. Even if they are God(tier), they are more like Greek Gods than God/Jesus kind of gods.>>150368601Can't wait for the person to be Heaventier to be made out as a bad guy.
>>150368653I mean yeah, they´re all small letter gods, a proper capital G isn´t at the mercy of a clock ticking Heroic/Just for his immortality.
>>150368692Are we gonna see like Purgatorytier or Gehennatier then?
>>150368653>they are more like Greek GodsI wish. Imagine how much easier it would be if Jade could have 50+ kids like Zeus instead of absolutely without any other option cuck Kanaya. Or if she could just turn the guy that put his hamster inside a microwave into a worm.
>>150368731I doubt that, just more Ultimate Selfs and god tiers for the new kids.
>>150368454how is helltier anti christian this makes no sense. Besides he uses gnostic themes that’s the more subtle ‘anti christian’ theming
>>150368080yes… ha ha ha… YES
>>150368454>>150368653It's not just basic edgy Satan imagery (though that's probably in there for the cool factor). I'm fairly certain it's riffing off of Gnosticism in typical Homestuck fashion. Vriska is the Snake on her way to the Garden (Deltritus), trying to disrupt Ult!Dirk's (Demiurge) control of the players (Adam & Eve) of his session.The way she seems to be set up in bonus comics and what little we see of her after Helltier is like as a big sister/mentor figure to the Omega Kids, so in that way she's offering knowledge to those under the Demiurge's thumb to free them. Also, in a way, putting aside her old Thief of Light tendencies both because she's not going to try and be the main character (and steal the spotlight) but also because she will be offering knowledge/light instead of taking it.
>>150368080anymore anon? This is gold
>>150368118>>150368127Ly'lac is already black coded so its fine either way
>>150366027>>150366955>>150367520Yeah, I've drawn Ellith before though >>150368080's drawing is much better haha files.catbox.moe/xjicpk.jpg
>Christfags ruining the thread by being whiny douchebags againYou fags really can't handle it when someone makes fun of your Mary Sue OCs can you?
>>150368890>sister/mentor figure to the Omega KidsI NEED Vriska /ss/ing the youngest Egbert in the bloodline
>>150368736I mean she could have fucked a rando humanThis was never off the tableShe specifically chose to knock up a married woman (Jade’s awful and selfish)
>>150368941>black coded>uncontrollably destructiveIs *that* racist?
>>150369022i thought she knocked up rose bc it was the closet to having a striderharley babysince rose is ectorelated to dave
>>150368949The only person chimping out is you my dudeEveryone else is being super civil
>>150368943this is still really good too anon
>>150369061That doesn’t make it any better???
>>150369049Nah because they're gonna be contrasted against the satyrs, Dirk's white dudebro race, so that makes it fine
>>150369022>>150369061Yeah, Jade went to Rose because she wanted the closest thing to a Jadedave child (because Dave doesn't want kids. That's why she named her Yiffy because thats the kind of name Jade thinks Dave would find funny). Rose on the other hand went along with it and didn't tell Kanaya because Rose had her gigabrain plan to destroy her relationship with Kanaya because her Seer of Light powers told her its the optimal way to make Kanaya happy (freeing her from her ball and chain)
>>150368941>mails bombs to people she disagrees with on cartoon forums>is a potential domestic terroristShe is /co/ded
>>150369102>explain why something happens>SO YOU THINK THAT MAKES IT BETTERare you retarded or something
>>150369093Aw thanks. I'm trying my best
>>150369151Im willong to accept June as a thing if the thing Rose "envisioned" about Kanaya being happy with someone else is JuneKan because it would be so fucking funny
>>150369199You don't understand, characters are independent moral actors with their own agency, so we have to take them to task for everything they do. Also, the author for making the characters do those bad things.
where's that one aspect chart that has space just labeled "breedable" it was the funniest shit
Need Rachel to somehow ruin the session
>>150369295>Rachel sees Maiko letting Alan fondle her>Has a full on femcel spergout that fucks up everything
>>150369151I'm starting to think I know why Hussies marriage fell apart
>>150369224Yes. The issue is with people who can’t separate the two, but you still should acknowledge both
Which sites does maiko browse regularly
>>150369654>Japanese American of below average intelligence who has likely never visited Japan >canonically fan of vocaloidsIt’s a mystery
>>150369654boards.4chan.org and twitter
>>150369151Dave is a coward. But I also wouldn't be surprised if Hussie is a weird sort of anti natalist. He gives off that vibes.
>>150369224>>150369537People need to be able to hold the thoughts that> Character is [value judgement] shitAnd >Character is shit because the author made them shit, which [separate value judgement] is why author is shitSo yeah Jade is shit and so is hackie
>>150370072I don't fall for Hussies attempt at character assassination. I'm an adult.
>>150370052I wonder if it's anti-natalism or some weird sort of sense that having a kid would mean he can't pretend that he's not old anymore
>>150370052Theres a way to read a sort of anti natalism into homestuck>entire universes live and die just to continue a cosmic cycle>billions die and it’s brushed off >gnostic cults tend to go one of two ways, hardcore aestheticism and/or mindless self indulgence (due to the concept of the world being evil)>many historical gnostic sects were against childbearingIt’s pretty loose. But I would ultimately say you have to read a lot into it to get that takeaway. Just from the comic.
>>150360114>simping for her and not Stayse
>>150370098See now you’re just being a schizo by pretending the things that did happen didn’t happen. You’re treating Jade the character as some platonic ideal instead of a character in a story
>>150370223There can only be one bubblegum psycho. Stayse must die.
>>150370240I’m honestly just confused because I just said the reason as to why she did that, only to get a reply chain that just makes me feel like I’m the autist here. Like, you can call it shit writing (and it is) but what hell is this “holding a character accountable” shit? She isn’t real?
>>150370308Well to be clear you are the autist here let’s not pretend otherwise.
>>150370308If you're referring to this >>150369224 that was me, a separate anon from who you were referring to, and I was being sarcastic.
>>150369295im trying to make them more consistent with eachother, any specific ideas?
>>150370360Oh I could tell, it’s everything else that’s mind boggling
>>150370369Tone down mieko’s red. In addition or as an alternative you could make some of her clothes black. I think removing/simplifying the patterns on her skirt would help
>>150370369Is 4stuck, perchance, back?
>>150370369Honestly not sure. I do quite like their designs. Especially Alan and Rachel.
>>150370369So far the consistency has been that both Strife Specibus we got are utter fucking madness, but i guess that doesn´t do much visually.
>>150370369Imo I think theyre good as is but >>150370452is right
>>150370240I do not accept anything in nuHomestuck because it is bad. If it was good, I would.
>>150370369Honestly the only things standing out in the palette are Rachel's jacket and Maiko's bright red skirt.
>>150370682Yeah denying reality is why you’re a schizo we get that already.
Hello 4 of the Chan, I come bearing news of the upcoming update.I have finished with filling out the timeline for the animation, and all that's left now is a few miscellaneous assets to tie it all together, plus my guest artists assets. Other than that, it should be posted relatively soon, within the next week depending how quick i get those assets.Thanks to all the anons who discuss PB in these threads, I do enjoy reading all the positive and negative feedback I've been getting. It does mean a lot.
>>150370885fuck yeah looking forward to it
>>150370885ya you like that you like it when i rip apart your shitty comic you masochistic little slut
>>150371026aye, si papi
>>150370136It's time Dave takes responsibility for once in his life.
>>150370885good job!i love prisouneboundhave an exceptionally drunkly drawn ellith (i love ellith she's great)
>>150371373>Hussie self-insert>responsibilities at allLol.Lmao
>>150371772thank you 4stuck anon!
>>150370885I literally do not give a fuck Your blatant advertising on this site is pathetic.
>>150370885I'm indifferent
>>150370299No. The cheertroll will persist
>>150366858Good job anon. Ya did some cool shit.
>>150370885looking forward to it. keep up the good work
>>150370223>blueblood Hrrrrng
>>150371891He should insert himself into his wife.
jade having a dogdick is just the kind of shit homestuck would've originally did just to troll people so I can let it slideit's all the cucking that irks me. even if it happened in the comic too- at least terezi cucking dave was sort of a plot point and frowned on
>>150373278Cobalt blooded bitches are the best
>>150373631>was sort of a plot point and frowned onDoes Homestuck really need to be didactic? I don't need the story to turn to the camera and say 'cheating is bad, mmkay?'There's a certain, sort of irrational response I see when the subject of infidelity comes up in a story. People go apeshit. Which, I can understand, whether it's from hurtful personal experiences or just a strong moral disgust at the concept of betraying someone's trust like that. But these are fictional events, and violence, murder, even rape often do not elicit the same kind of response that cheating does in people. I've seen people get frothing mad at learning an artist does NTR pornography.Is it the idea that it's OOC for the characters to do that? I won't necessarily disagree, halfway. I find Jade's characterization in the Epilogues and HS^2 a little muddled and confused, though one could say the ending of Homestuck left her off in a position to be muddled and confused and directionless.Doesn't seem TOTALLY out of Rose's wheelhouse though.
>>150373766But what is it that makes them good
Man it's really dismotivating when nobody seems to care about my fanventure, not even a comment telling me it sucks.
>>150374048plug it now!
>>150374093never, advertising is gay, also its not related to sburb at all, so dubiously on topic.
Andrew's playing poker with the Homestuck Discord at the moment, if any chantards want to show up and desmog the atmosphere a bit.
>>150373769of course a story shouldn't go out of its way to be an asop, but it works both ways and shouldn't go out of it's way to be ooc. rose getting pregnant behind her wife's back was already unhinged, but roxy cheating? with calliope being a willing and active participant?
>>150374157It’s mspfa right? Homestuck is mspa. Just post it under a spoiler with an eridan picture and noone will be mad. You already said it exists. You going to blueball me like that?
>>150373945NothingThose that love them are masochists for perditious failbitches
>>150374325my penis can only get so erect
>>150374310I mean, I got it tagged with nonmspa, but sure, whatever, I guess I owe you at least a link. be warned that this is my first crack at anything like this. https://mspfa.com/?s=64889&p=1
>homestuck discord breached 40,000+ members
>>150374481we are so back bros
>>150373631It being motivated by spite makes any point moot. Hussie can't write shit, all he does is fucking respond.
>>150374463i am enjoying this anon, keep it up
>>150374715course, glad to hear it
>>150374325How can Stayse be a failure? She’s literally a cheerleader Stacy
>>150374966>literally going to peak and burnout before puberty is done
>>150374966>>150375017Given how old the 4stuck cast are she’s probably the troll equivalent of 18 and about to get booted off of Alternia
>>150375250What's a cheerleader to do then? Find some higher bloodcaste that actually has their life figured out and attach herself to them?
>>150374463brus best boy
>>150375364Perhaps that is what drives her to go to Earth
>>150366816Shit we're about to get Metroid Prime 4 before Hiveswap Act 3GTA VI too in all likelihoodElder Scrolls VI would be the ultimate lol
>>150366816I want to believe act 3 will be worth it
>>150375364She was probably a cheerleader for Alternian bloodsports
seeing hussie sit in a discord voice chat with a bunch of fans playing games with them and not being a pill is surreal
>>150376062does he ....love us again?
>>150376155daddy loves us so much he kissed me after giving me what i deserve hes so generous and forgiving
>>150376155honestly? maybe. I think his weird mid life crisis clown larp might have made him a little more receptive to his fansor he's not over his egomaniacal clown cult leader larp
>>150376155He's trying to rehabilitate his image and dumb cunts like you are falling for it
>>150375455makes sense, he's the only one to have done anything so far
>>150376217He isn't doing anything that would get him any bad press, like talking about hiveswap or the UHC. It's one hundred percent a PR campaign.
Forty five year old man hangs out with teens after his wife divorces him
oh that took a turn
>>150376415I think you underestimate how many Homestuck fans are in their mid twenties and beyond now. There's always an steady trickle of autistic teens (especially with the pilot) but we're all on our way to the nursing home at this point. I mean, Homestuck ended nearly a decade ago.
>>150376429Join the VC, it's all young children.
>>150376415It's either that or straight up killing himself, at least he has Booplesnoot to be his "Friend". Also kinda weird she has been MIA for a month now, poor girl, Hussie chained her in his basement
>>150374257Why the fuck would I go thereWhy the fuck would you go thereAre you a pedophile or something
>>150376475Anon, he was born in 2007, he's 18 now...
>>150376217This. Homestuck fans are so gullible and retarded it's hilarious.
Are Homestucks going to go to cons again? I apparently missed out on the easiest lays of my life by getting into the fandom late.
>>150376570The last 2 cons I went to had Homestucks
>>150376415he loves newgens just like he loves vriska. ironically of course.
>Jester Quest final event>Because JQ is CANONICALLY 30,000 pages long and hussie only drew 90 pages for the comic, he's opening it up for fans in the official discord to draw their own 'fan pages' to fill in the gaps between page 1 and page 30,000.Fucking genius.
>>150376654This discord has actually had a lot of good ideas surprisingly
>>150376570why do i see this question every thread. you don't need a webcomic fandom to rise from the ashes to get laid bro
>>150376654is that a fucking pregnant man emoji
>>150376688new gens unironically drew him pregnant...
>>150376677Half curious if the opportunity is still there and half wanting to hear fun stories I've seen in some threads. Fwiw I haven't been in a Homestuck thread in months, if there's someone posting about getting their knob slobbed at conventions recently, it wasn't me
>>150376699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw
>>150376688Mpreg is a refined lifestyle for men who believe in doing the impossible
>>150376696
>>150376696>>150376688>>150376724>>150376721The Jester Quest fandom is a thing of beauty and true culture.
>>150350989Bros...I am afraid...
>>150376677Just another thing to posture about, these are nerds aping the locker room talk they never had.
>>150376749
Why is Homestuck back?Make it go away, let the past be buried where it belongs.
>>150376763Homestuck is backAndrew Hussie did a new MSPA story called Jester QuestThere is an animated homestuck pilot episode airing this monthYou cannot stop it. The omens are all here.The end is nigh.
>>150376733do I even want to know
Alright which one of you anons did this
>Someone's making an animated [S] page WITH MUSIC for the Jester Quest fan pages eventJesus.
>>150376926>ENTER
>>150367005I genuinely love nu-bc art, which makes it so depressing they cant write the old characters for shit for the most part. Theyre better with dirk and rose than most of them at least, glad roach isnt around to throw berries and cream in again
>>150376991>throw berries and cream?
>>150377110The writing team isnt magically good now but its better off with him gone
>>150364568>be evil Harry Potter back when that was a funny joke either because of obsessive oldfag hate on Harry Potter babies (READ ANOTHER BOOK) or just cause it was a funny joke to take a popular goody hero and make him an incel douche>if Homestuck was written nowadays it'd literally just be the same twist except justified by hating on JKRHistory is an odd thing
Intellectually, I knew there was still Homestuck content being made, but frankly seeing most of the images and discussion be characters I have no familiarity with is a baffling feeling.
>>150376654I can't think of what to draw
>>150377368The more changes, the more stays the same as time ultimately is a flat circle.
Get archived nerds
phoebe won
>>150377569>phoebe won>her friend is so blacklisted she didn't make unpaid discord moderator
>>150377569who
>>150377368Can't believe Eridan would says those things about trans people during his Hogwarts Legacy playthrough.
>>150377368Eridan was a better "Harry but le evil" character than whatever the fuck Moore was doing in LoEG, very sad.
>>150377381Where did you stop reading?
>>150376926>jester: mpreghusso there are children you cant let that page in
>>150378560The 300 page scene of the Jester getting sexually assaulted by Jollacrity is ESSENTIAL.
>>150377381When theres nothing left to discuss there is only one way dialog can go. Straight up its own ass like a beautiful ouroboros of in jokes and OCs
>>150376926wheres the WIP being posted
